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Properly cooked scrambled eggs: the ultimate pleb filter.

Inb4 too much pepper
It's a personal preference, my eggs are still cooked perfect

>> No.10258188

>>10258177

Your toast is burnt and your bacon is undercooked.

>> No.10258214

>>10258188
No don't worry anon, burnt toast and undercooked flabby bacon are also his personal preference, just like eggs with too much pepper.

>> No.10258231
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>>10258177
While I agree with you on how cooked the scrambled eggs are, everything else on that plate looks like it was made by a retard. You need to make the bacon first, as cooked as it is on the plate in your pic. THEN, wipe the grease off and place it on a rack in the oven at 130F to make it un-shitty. And don't burn your toast. Buy a new pepper mill because that one is obviously dispensing too much.

>> No.10258234

>>10258177
Looks fine, I'd have cooked the bacon longer and maybe put some strawberry jam on that toast though.

>> No.10258264

>>10258188
chewy bacon is best bacon

>> No.10258280

>>10258188
What do you expect from someone from Maine

>> No.10258293

good eggs man, i like em that way too

>> No.10258315

>>10258177
gordon ramsey eggs got me laid

>> No.10258327
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>>10258177
I like my toast like that, it just needs butter and or fruit spread. That's a pretty even darkening what kind of toaster do you have? Eggs are good, I love black pep. Tiniest touch longer on the pork.

>> No.10258777

>>10258177
its slightly overcooked

>> No.10258786

>>10258777
Trips don't lie, sorry OP

>> No.10258788

idiots crying about the toast, its not fucking burnt, toast that way is the shit. im not OP

>> No.10258801

>>10258177
>no part of the toast is black
>retards still think it's burnt
I can't believe how many people on /ck/ can't cook and have no taste for food whatsoever.

And there's no such thing as too much fresh cracked black pepper. Aromatic of the gods.

>> No.10258810

Steak and eggs. Yay or nay?

>> No.10258854

>actually caring how other people, who you do not know and will never know, like their eggs cooked

>> No.10258855

>>10258315
Green text plz

>> No.10258868

>>10258177
>chewy, greasy, limp bacon
>dry toast
The fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.10259364

>>10258855
>gril asks me what I eat aside from chicken tits and bonsai trees
>mention bacon and eggs
>asks how I cook my eggs
>scrambled like gordon ramsey's
>asks me if we can watch some movie at my place but only if I cook her some eggs for breakfast
>the implication only hit me when I was trying to remember if I needed to go to Costco that weekend for more chicken breasts
Technically, it was the promise of gordon eggs that got me laid. It's that good that it gets you laid before you even cook them.

>> No.10259462

>>10258177
Your eggs are greasy and yet still overcooked underneath the grease. That's an impressive feat to fuck up eggs that badly.

>> No.10259471

>>10258801
>there's no such thing as too much black pepper
If there was ever a fucking shit cook filter, THAT would be it. You don't know how to cook well at all.

>> No.10259479
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>>10258177
Step aside, soyboy.
>real unpasteurized eggs
>proper back bacon
>non bleached whole grain toast

>> No.10259481

>>10259479
Your eggs look overcooked

>> No.10259488

>>10259481
They didn't taste it, basement dwelling food critic.
Go and get yourself another microwave burrito or what ever you shut-ins subsist upon.

>> No.10259499

>>10259488
>projecting this much

>> No.10259504

>>10259479
DRY
R
Y

>> No.10259507

>>10259504
>full fat bacon is dry
Anon, I....

>> No.10259511

>>10259507
eggs are

SUB

SAHARAN
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>> No.10259512

>>10259364
No it wasn't you autist, that was just an excuse to sit on your dick.

>> No.10259519

>>10259364
ethically, if you hit that shit and then didn't make her the eggs, would that be rape?

>> No.10259536

>>10259479
Overcooked eggs.

>> No.10259552

>>10259488
Lol u mad

>> No.10259554
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>>10259511
>eggs originated in sub Sahara before sub Sahara existed
What are prehistoric land bridges?
Retard.

>> No.10259567

>>10259512
>"mmm anon these eggs are really good"
-her 2018
Why would a gril lie?
>>10259519
The promise of eggs is actually only for watching a movie. Benis in vagene was a different agreement.

>> No.10259575

>>10259554
It was being implied that the eggs are as dry as sub-saharan africa

>> No.10259577

>>10259567
so then the eggs did not get you laid at all, and neither did the promise of eggs, you fucking LIAR

>> No.10259601

>>10258188
he also used the word 'properly' so you know he's a fag anyway

>> No.10259605
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>2018
>still not understand that the secret to good eggs is slightly """undercook"""ing then

>> No.10259619

>>10259577
The promise of gordon eggs opened the door to sexings, so it did.

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>>10259479
>>10258177

Oh come ON. Idiots.

>> No.10259691

>>10259636
The eggs on that one is actually moister

>> No.10259695

>>10258177
The handle on that fork is too round how do you keep it oriented properly during use

>> No.10259706
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10259706

You faggot, forget about the non-stick meme and use stainless. Your eggs look like shit because you used a disposable non-stick carcinogenic cooking utensil. Learn to cook or eat at Waffle House or Cracker Barrel.

>> No.10259727

>>10259619
why does it feel painfully like Reddit here?

>> No.10259735

>>10259706

>burnt

>> No.10259739

>>10258788
>im not op
pinocchio.jpg

>> No.10259754

>>10259575
Sub-Saharan Africa isn’t dry. You’re thinking of Saharan Africa. Please stop posting on this board. Maybe try /b/ – or even /tv/ if you’re feeling clever.

>> No.10259779

>>10259706
>talks shit about OP's shit scrambled egg
>posts a BROWNED """omelette"""
POTTERY

>> No.10259784

>>10259727
Because the sight of poorly done eggs reminds you of home.

>> No.10260033

>>10258177
>didn't utilize the ripe bananas
wasteful pleb

>> No.10260038

>>10258188
>Your toast is burnt
That toast looks perfect.

>> No.10261009

>>10258188
The toast, eggs and bacon are all absolutely perfect, you total fucking thunderpleb.

>> No.10261043
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>>10258177

>thinks himself to be patrician
>scrambled eggs

>> No.10261100

tits

>> No.10261786

>>10259479

australia.jpg

>> No.10262275

ive worked at a diner for three years making the same dishes again and again, and again, seeing a- Scr,bac,wh plate is making me literally shake

>> No.10262290

>>10259695
Autism.

>> No.10262427

heres a pro tip, add parsley (and chives) to your bowl when you whisk your eggs, best tasting scrambled eggs youll ever have

>> No.10262764

>>10258280
I don't feel like this shlub from Yarmouth represents the whole state.

>> No.10262782

>>10259364
>all I eat are chicken breasts and bacon and eggs
Literal autism. All meat diet.

>> No.10262801

Dude you give women food at all and they're super horny. Steak, fish fry, biscuits and gravy, chicken fried steak, bacon... Pretty much anything that's not in normal rotation and I'll usually fuck my girlfriend after if she wasn't already crawling over me begging for dick. She's like a damn puppy when she gets horny. It's annoying. Also alcohol works too.

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>>10259479

>> No.10263016

>>10262782
were you too much of a retard to figure out what 'bonsai trees' meant?

>> No.10263030

>>10259636
3/4 pounds of food and 1/2 a pound of plastic trash...

>> No.10263142

>>10258177
Scrambled eggs are the pleb filter, retard.

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10263281

>>10259636
Fast food beat hipsters to deconstructed food years ago.

I tried making a fritatta for the first time today. It just had onion, green pepper, and shredded cheddar in it. I was really into it.

>> No.10263327

>>10258177
If a greasy spoon tried serving me this at 6 am after a night of drinking I'd complain

>> No.10264003

>>10258188
Personally I like to vary how toasted my toast is. I have it blacker than OP sometimes.

>> No.10265464

>>10258177
>mucousy eggs
>burnt toast
>floppy bacon
>even youre tables dirty
its like /tv/ doesn't know how to cook. oh wait

>> No.10266984

>>10258214
that is a fucking shitload of pepper. and i really like pepper.