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Is it autism?

>> No.10257931

>>10257899
She looks cute, but something tells me she is terrible in bed.

>> No.10259513

>>10257899
it's just made for kids
my niece loves it
ro's sister though i would bang until my peepee fell off

>> No.10259549

>>10257931
one man’s terrible is another man’s great

personally I prefer women to not seem to enjoy themselves at all

limp or rigid is less of an issue I’m good either way

the important thing is no arousal, and preferably obvious discomfort

that is my dream girl really. girls who enjoy sex are unappealing in the extreme

>> No.10259559

>>10259549
so a dead body?

>> No.10259561

>>10259549

Something tells me:

"girls who don't enjoy themselves" = girls you've had sex with

"girls who enjoy sex" = porn stars fake moaning non-stop

>> No.10259571

>>10259549
How do you know what you like if you haven't had sex?

>> No.10259576

>>10259561
This is true. Women are mostly frigid fish. Traps are the best

>> No.10259622

>>10259513
how does she look like?

>> No.10259717

>>10259561
no, my first gf enjoyed sex and was a total slut. her sex drive was insatiable, she’d masturbate when she was alone and she couldn’t get enough when we were together. I thought that’s just what normal sex was. she was crazy hot but it was fundamentally unsatisfying because no matter what it felt like it was all about her

then I dated a girl who was awkward in bed and had to be coerced into sex. sometimes she would cry silently. it was the best thing ever, she was literally just a receptacle for my most depraved wishes and sex with her was like a game of walking a fine line between grudging consent and just plain rape

she was dumb as a rock and I regret breaking up with her and wish I could find another like her. women are not people and when they try and act like people it’s very unbecoming if I do say so myself

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10260155

>>10257899
Cracking under her insecurity due to her dwarfism

>> No.10260167

>>10260155
DYRONE!

>> No.10260195

>>10259717
>incel

>> No.10260267

>>10260155
>Height: 4 10
> Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that.

cot damn new fetish

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10261285

>>10257899

8/10 footgame.

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10261292

>>10261285

Her COSPLAY really sucked me in. SO HOT!!

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10261298

>>10261292

>> No.10261304
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10261304

>>10261298

DAT ASS!

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10261309

>>10261304

>> No.10261325

>>10261292
Looks nothing like Ciri.

>> No.10261330

>>10257899
Nigga it's an apple.

>> No.10261338
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10261338

>>10259549

>t. pic related

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10261363

>>10261309

>> No.10262336

>>10261338
bundy did nothing wrong

>> No.10262342

>>10257899
I find her terribly annoying. Her "I'm so quirky xD" attitude and overly high pitched voice make me want to rip off my skin.

>> No.10262388

>>10262336
Then how did he get caught?

>> No.10262422

>>10262388
social justice warriors decided it should be illegal to be a straight white male

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10262429

>>10259549
What if she loves the hell out of absolutely any contact and just moans loudly the entire time. Like fucking howling at the top of her lungs and loves grabbing and pulling the shit out of her hair. And she calls you daddy but also calls you her fathers first name as well.

>> No.10262431

>>10262429
the lat part is fine, but the first part is awful

>> No.10262459
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10262459

>>10259549

>> No.10262494

>>10257899
Man I want to skullfuck her

>> No.10263651

>>10262422
he wasnt though. he liked them smooth Filipino boys

>> No.10263688

>>10259549
I knew this thread was gonna be something special

>> No.10263704

>>10263651
that was dahmer idiot

>> No.10263734

>>10259717
So are those two girls your only sexual partners?
You know there's at least a third option to this: Sex that you both equally enjoy. That is the best, man. What you wrote about that second girl sounds creepy as fuck. I would hate having someone who would basically consent to being raped as a sexual partner.

>> No.10263766

>>10257899
Autism is a mild crime, compared to your level of faggotry. "Oh noes, I can't think of anything original to say, except accusing someone else of autism!"

I'd rather live with autism, then be as unoriginal and uncreative as you. "Ooh, watch me parrot what everyone else says, just the way they say it, so I can get some attention!"

Jesus christ, think of something original to say or talk about.

>> No.10263789

>>10263766
Autistic women go un-diagnosed because being a woman is fucking easy and no one expects anything from from them.

>> No.10263795

>>10263734
no, just a contrast to demonstrate the reality of sex. sorry it’s not all ponies and rainbows
judgmental much?

>> No.10263820

>>10263795
Am I being judgemental if I think that you borderline-raping this girl is not cool?

>> No.10263856

>>10261309
ASS T'UH ASS!!

>> No.10263873

>>10262342
I just looked her up. It's not that high pitched, pretty normal for a girl

>> No.10263879

>>10263795
So based on your experience with 2 (two) sexual partners you effectively decrypted the plethora of emotions and feelings that sex has to offer for everyone? Seems like you need to get laid more little incel.

>> No.10263912

>>10263879
Don't try to reason with it. This is some highly advanced autism we're dealing with here.

>> No.10263954

>>10263795
>Virgin larping as a normie

>> No.10263961

>>10259549
Wow you are the opposite me.

>> No.10263969

>>10259717
>here are two diametrically-opposed "examples" from my real life that prove my point
kek permavirgin detected

Also, masturbating isn't the sign of an insatiable sex drive or being a "total slut". You gotta get laid friend, and fast. Something tells me you are a 30+ year old virgin yikes

>> No.10264024

>>10263912
>This is some highly advanced autism we're dealing with here.
I think it is likely much worse than autism. That anon sounds fucked in the head.

>> No.10264071

>>10260267
I fucked a midget when I was a freshman. Believe it or not, she was a huge slut who could get laid any night she pleased, provided there was alcohol or some midget fetishist around.

Unfortunately, she wasn't a dwarf but one of those midgets with a normal torso and stubby limbs. Her face wasn't too bad all things considered but it was definitely not my best moment. I was drunk, curious, and thought what the hell. She was a demon in bed and knew exactly what her appeal was, so that was nice. Even fucked her in the ass.

>> No.10264158

ITT women ask “so what are you thinking about” and didn’t like the answer

>> No.10264272

>>10264071
lemme put it in your hobbit hole gurl

>> No.10264313

>>10259576
t. somebody who doesn't know how to pleasure a woman

>> No.10264521

>>10260155
I wonder if she could take a dicking or if it would hurt her

>> No.10264543

>>10264313
why would anyone want to do that

>> No.10264572

>>10264543
some people get off when their woman gets off
My fiance is one of those chicks that can have multiple orgasms during sex, every time I make her get off its like having your dick fucked and sucked at the same time

>> No.10264915

>>10264572
>My fiance is one of those chicks that can have multiple orgasms during sex,
Same with mine. 2-3 times is the usual, it's pretty great.

>> No.10264929

it appeals to autism

>> No.10264947

>>10263766
^Autism for sure.

>> No.10264950

>>10257899
It's not autism but it is however poopie

>> No.10265035
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10265035

>>10263766

>> No.10265056

>>10259549
I've got to agree. My first girlfriend was a freak in bed and it was very disturbing. She would moan, bite, scratch my back, try to kiss me while I'm trying to focus on missionary sex, etc. Needless to say we didn't work out.

>> No.10265066

>>10265056
>try to kiss me while I'm trying to focus on missionary sex, etc
kek'd

>> No.10265075

>>10257899
who/what is this?

>> No.10265084
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10265084

Amazing little body

>> No.10265155

>>10265084
how old is that photo?

>> No.10265301

>>10264024
a simple thought experiment should clear this up for anyone who doesn't get it

imagine you are having sex with a pretty girl. now, imagine she is sexually aroused, her vagina is all sloppy and gross, and she is obviously enjoying herself, trying to make eye contact, kissing you, gyrating her hips, and so on. you can't get any friction in her sloppy vag and it just makes a big wet spot in the bed.

now imagine alternately that her vagina is normal and dry, her body is unresponsive, and she has a thousand yard stare. you can kiss her if you want, and maybe she opens her mouth and lets you jam your tongue down her throat and she struggles to breathe, or maybe she resists a little, whatever. maybe she manages ok. not your problem. and you get a great deal more friction pushing your penis into her vagina because it's not all contaminated with filthy slop. if you choose to ejaculate in her, that's the end of that, you can make her run to the toilet to let all the ooze drip out somewhere that you don't have to clean up later while you sleep

assuming you are in fact male, and heterosexual, you will obviously see my point. women who enjoy sex are gross and just ruin it for everyone involved. like, would you enjoy it if a delicious meal fought back when you were trying to enjoy it? I doubt that very much. sex when the girl is enjoying herself is like the meal fighting back. maybe she doesn't think she's fighting, but she is fighting your effort to enjoy yourself. if she wants to masturbate later, fine. actually better yet she should see a doctor and get her libido under control.

>> No.10265334

>>10259549
Found the rapist.

>> No.10265470

>>10265301
You have a small dick.

>> No.10265566

>>10265470
post feet plz

>> No.10265576

>>10265334
>implying women don't want to basically be raped if they want you to fuck them

>> No.10265582

>>10265301
:show micro benis pls and foots for bonus lulz :xDD

>> No.10265595

>>10265301
>wet pussy is gross
>dry pussy feels better
kek megavirgin detected

>> No.10265603

>>10265595
>actually reading a blog that starts with "thought experiment"

>> No.10265613

>>10265470
you have a cavernous vag

>> No.10266105

>>10260155
Smoll and cute!

>> No.10266479

She got to meet and have Shigeru Miyamoto on her video and if that's isn't based then I don't know what is

>> No.10266810

>>10264572
>My fiance is one of those chicks that can have multiple orgasms during sex

Where did you hear that from?

Did Jamal let you watch this time ?

>> No.10266903

>>10262336
>>10262388
>>10262422
>>10263651
>>10263704

Never change guys.

>> No.10266910

>>10266810
nice reddit spacing

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10266921

>>10263969

>> No.10266935

>>10263820
>>10263879
>>10263912
>>10264024

Can you guys go cry about social justice on Twitter or some other preferred safe-space social media? We don't care if it's "not cool" to disregard women's feelings here. Serious question, I've never asked this before, are you guys new?

>> No.10266942

>>10261363
holy shit that is so hot, like 358f id imagine omg hopefully lower for teh succulent

>> No.10266982

>>10265566
>>10265613
I'm a guy with a masculine penis.

>> No.10267016

>>10263969
>losing virginity before 40
This is what modern society is coming to. Disgusting.

>> No.10267174

>>10262342
it's for little kids you fuckin weirdo

>> No.10267239

>>10263766
It's a meme, you autist. Look it up on 9gag.
>>10265301
Thanks for the lesson, Dennis. See you on St Paddy's Day.

>> No.10267243

>>10267174
Kids don't belong in the kitchen. They should be out in the streets, protesting for open borders.

>> No.10267344

>>10266935
>guys
this board is 80% women

>> No.10267436

>>10265056
What's her number anon

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>>10267344
>I know the demographic of a anonymous image board
Retard

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>>10267452
>did you just assume my gender?