/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10248473]

Rate my pizza

[Anonymous No.10248494]

>>10248473
0

[Anonymous No.10248502]

>>10248473
>Shit toppings (no veggies. pepperoni is a garbage salami)
>Not thin crust
>Looks like it's from a chain restaurant

0/10

[Anonymous No.10248503]

>>10248473
>pepperoni
Underage b& plz, mods.

[Anonymous No.10248509]

>>10248473
caesar's/10

[Anonymous No.10248513]

>>10248502
>pepperoni is salami
Retard.

[Anonymous No.10248516]

>>10248473
Peppers, Olives, and Mushrooms are the only acceptable pizza topping. Everything else is underage Chuck E Chesse shit and memes.

[Anonymous No.10248524]

>>10248516
fucking olives

[Anonymous No.10248531]

>>10248513
>Pepperoni is an American variety of salami, made from cured pork and beef mixed together and seasoned with paprika or other chili pepper.

inb4 "I was merely pretending to be retarded"

[Anonymous No.10248537]

>>10248473
That's the sort of pizza I start to crave after a few pints

[Anonymous No.10248549]

>>10248473
Which chain did you order this from?

[Anonymous No.10248553]

looks like Papa John's
Slop-of-shit/10

[Anonymous No.10248627]

>>10248494
Implying

>>10248502
(You)

>>10248503
wouldn't

>>10248513
Eat

>>10248516
It

>>10248553
And enjoy it for what it is.

[Anonymous No.10248631]

>>10248627
aren't you clever sweetie?

[Anonymous No.10248632]

>>10248473
rate your own pizza, don't tell me what to do.

[Anonymous No.10248647]

>>10248631
Yes, (You(me)) am clever, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.10248667]

>>10248627
>eating Amerishart pizza
You fucking retards can't even make cheese so naturally your 'pizza' is beyond help.

[Anonymous No.10249035]

>>10248516
>peppers, olives and mushrooms
>not chillis, garlic and anchovies
does mommy need to change your diaper again?

[Anonymous No.10249307]

>no anchovies
>no olives
>no garlic
>no peppers

kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10249368]

>>10248473

where's the pinapple faggot

[Anonymous No.10249383]

>>10248473
Looks like it was hot & possibly ready. Although probably not the bestest, nor does it have the mostest amount of pepperonis possible with 25% more cheese

[Anonymous No.10249386]

>>10248473
needs 'vark

[Anonymous No.10249393]

>>10249035
>chillis, garlic and anchovies
>not artichokes, black pepper and basil
you need wiping honey?

[Anonymous No.10249394]

>>10248473
looks like nigger tier little seizures

[Anonymous No.10249452]

>>10248473
Cooked perfectly. Pepperoni is boring. Usually eat 1 slice and eat something else

[Anonymous No.10250602]

>>10248473
Why is American pizza floppy?

[Anonymous No.10250608]

>>10250602
Why are Yuropoors obsessed?

[Anonymous No.10250616]

>>10248473
>pepperoni placed haphazardly all over
>cut right through the pepperonis
2/10

[Anonymous No.10251381]

>>10248524
Olives on pizza is god tier

[Anonymous No.10252258]

>>10248473
Crust: 2 (Bad seperation between pie & crust)
Sauce: 6 (hard to tell but looks decent)
Toppings: 7 (Pepperoni is good, some look nice n' crispy which I dig)
Cheese: 6 (Looks thin)

Overall: 6.

My GF gave it a 7.

[Anonymous No.10252269]

>>10248473
just a single shitty topping and is greasy as fuck. 1/10 at best.

[Anonymous No.10252279]

>>10248531
Ok, I understand you’re a weeb an therefore clinically retarded bit consider the following:
Wikipedia is not an authoritive reference as it can be edited by any moron.
Salami is plural, the word you are looking for is salame.
A salame is a fermented sausage, pepperoni is not.
You may need to read this several times so that it sinks into your yellow fever addled brain.

[Anonymous No.10252289]

>>10250602
because it is the best.

[Anonymous No.10252308]

>>10248473
>pepperoni

How's the 3rd grade treating you?

[Anonymous No.10252458]

>>10252279
Except wiki pages are constantly updated and also have links to their sources.

So get fucked college fag. You wasted your money.

[Anonymous No.10252689]

>>10248473
What the fuck is wrong with the retarded faggots in this thread talking shit about OP's pizza? Stop pretending like you're above anything

That pizza looks tasty as fuck. Id eat half of it in one go

[Anonymous No.10252693]

>>10248516
I mean, all three of those are good yea but gatekeeping fucking pizza toppings makes you sound like a batshit autist.

[Anonymous No.10252718]

>>10252458
The fact that the information on Wikipedia is wrong proves his point though.
Pepperoni is definitely not a salami (salame for the autists out there).

[Anonymous No.10252732]

>>10248494
>>10248502
>>10248503
>>10248509
>>10248516
>>10248549
>>10248553
>>10248667
>>10249307
>>10249368
>>10249394
>>10250602
>>10250616
>>10252269
>>10252308
>being this fucking elitist about pizza

I bet your parents are proud of you all

Looks delicious to me OP, would eat/10

[Anonymous No.10252892]

Pizza looks fine.
I'd have a slice or two.

[Anonymous No.10253285]

>>10252732
>elitist
>wanting more than 1 topping and not wanting it to be greasy as fuck
pick one

[Anonymous No.10253297]

>>10252693
and everyone's all PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA YOU MORON? LOLOLOLOL reddit bullshit makes me fucking pissed

[Anonymous No.10253306]

>/ck/ doesn't like pepperoni

[Anonymous No.10253336]

>>10248667
>Euro think's we use American cheese on our pizza because it's named American cheese
Yikes

[Anonymous No.10253366]

i made this (my first pizza)

[Anonymous No.10253464]

>>10253366
That's not okay.

[Anonymous No.10253470]

>>10253336
All cheese produced in the USA is objectively, fucking shit regardless of what it's called.

[Anonymous No.10253478]

>>10253470
Sounds like you're not getting enough freedom in your diet.

[Anonymous No.10253526]

>>10253366

[Anonymous No.10253576]

>>10248473
compared to the shit in my rural area that sells dry cardboard pizza this is a solid 9 of /10

needs a bit more souce etc. on the left side though.

[Anonymous No.10253607]

>>10252269
you don't rate a pizza on it's topics but on how well it was made retard.

[Anonymous No.10253650]

>>10253366
how can you still live with yourself after this anon?

[Anonymous No.10253682]

>>10253366
looks like it needs another 5 in oven. Would eat tho.

[Anonymous No.10253739]

>>10253682
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[Anonymous No.10254636]

>>10248473
If i was hungry i would eat, 5/10.
Tho i do have a friend that will ONLY eat pepperoni on his pizza and absolutely hates anything else on it. Pisses me the fuck off when i have to deal with his shit when we go order some food because he is the pickiest mother fucker ive ever stumbled across

[Anonymous No.10254664]

>>10248473
for me it's the combination pizza from the costgo

[Anonymous No.10254672]

>pepporoni without jalepeños
0/10 fuck you and your shitty childish pizza preference

[Anonymous No.10255040]

>>10252718
Ending with an e is not the correct singularization of an Italian plural ending in i anyway. Autism is fine as long as you're not wrong, too.

[Anonymous No.10255151]

>>10253366
How'd it look when it was done?

[Anonymous No.10255213]

>>10250602
Because American pizza is intended as take-out or delivery, not eaten in the restaurant, so the crust will inevitably absorb moisture from the sauce during the 30 minute or so delay between coming out of the oven and being eaten.

If we made crispy thin-crust pizzas like Italians, it would get soggy and fall apart when you pick it up. Making the crust thicker and more doughy makes it more able to endure the delivery delay.

[Anonymous No.10255346]

>>10255213
That would make sense if it wasn't for the fact that thin crust is a thing, and always has been a thing, and was invented in the US.

[Anonymous No.10256106]

>>10253366

That hair on the top left corner...

[Anonymous No.10257513]

Made a deep dish

[Anonymous No.10257567]

>>10256106
That's the least of his worries with that monstrosity

[Anonymous No.10257580]

>>10248473
god damn it I miss those kinds of greasy, nasty pizzas
why can't there be any good cheese substitutes

[Anonymous No.10257988]

>>10254664
>4560 cal
I'm in trouble

[Anonymous No.10257999]

>>10252732
Fuck everyone who posts like that. This ought to be a bannable offense.

[Anonymous No.10260250]

>>10248473
8/10, looks bretty good

[Anonymous No.10261681]

>>10248627
good bost

[Anonymous No.10261687]

>>10257580
MODS MODS MODS