/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10246964]

>Creamer, anon?
>No thanks
>Wow....okay then, aren't you so cool...

Why are people like this? Just because I don't want creamer in my coffee doesn't make me some try hard fedora tipper. It just doesn't do anything but make it sweet, and if you have sugar already you don't need the damned creamer.

[Anonymous No.10246970]

>>10246964

I literally don't know anybody who drinks coffee any way other than black.

t. don't work a wage cuck office job

[Anonymous No.10246977]

>Large black coffee. thank you
>-coffee machine noises-
>so .. uuhh do you want milk in that?

literally every time

[Anonymous No.10246981]

Creamer? I don't even know her

[Anonymous No.10246990]

>>10246981

Eh, she's pretty cute, but also looks like a shut in nerd. I'd go bareback on the first date.

[Anonymous No.10247013]

>>10246990
yeah I doubt you'd catch anything from her
OTOH she might go crazy and demand to have your babies, so be careful not to ejaculate inside her vagina

[Anonymous No.10247129]

>>10246981
>>10246990
Sorry fellas, she's taken

[Anonymous No.10247148]

coffee is actually better cold without creamer or sugar. The bitterness clears the palate and helps food taste better.

[Anonymous No.10247152]

>>10247148
>muh bitter ashes
Stop drinking illy. Good coffee should be consumed on its own, with a clean palate.
>>10246964
If you're drinking "creamer" you're drinking trash coffee, so you have no room to judge.

[Anonymous No.10247179]

>>10246977
This. So much.
I moved to Netherlands some months ago and ordering coffee has become a chore like I would never think was possible.
The service is always very friendly and (tries to) be helpful, but for some reason they can't get the idea of "no sugar no cream" (they always put it on a tray next to coffee regardless) or different sizes.
Last time I spelled it for them like "two espresso shots in a mug, and fill it with hot water" they brought me 2 espressos, in 2 cups...and a separate mug with the damned hot water.
Am I being trolled?

[Anonymous No.10247182]

>>10247179
"Cafe americano"

Wow that was hard

[Anonymous No.10247189]

>>10246981
>OhYou.jpg

>>10247182
This. Its a drink known by that name all around the world.

[Anonymous No.10247202]

>>10247179
>I moved to Netherlands
>Nether
>Lands

So...you moved to, Hell?

[Anonymous No.10247203]

I just don't want added calories or sweeteners in my caffeine delivery vehicle, if some ironic counter-pretentious cunt has a problem he can go cry in his own coffee

[Anonymous No.10247210]

>>10247182
>>10247189
...you really thought I'd go to such lengths describing exactly what I wanted if the most simple, intuitive solution did the trick when I first tried it?
Anons these days, I swear

[Anonymous No.10247220]

>>10247179
It's standard to get creamer and sugar included, but no one will mind if you do not use them. Where are you from originally and what province did you move to?

[Anonymous No.10247225]

>>10247202
Nah, it's in fact pretty... cool.

[Anonymous No.10247254]

>>10246964
I have never ran into that situation before, my coworkers don't seem to care.

[Anonymous No.10247270]

everything can be explained by the fact that you are fourteen and your peers are fourteen.

[Anonymous No.10247287]

next time just poor the coffee on them

[Anonymous No.10247306]

>Order coffee
>They do not serve it with milk
What the fuck is wrong with Americans? I believed they loved milk and milk products.

[Anonymous No.10247311]

>>10247129
Well, i see why she wears an oversized fedora now.

[Anonymous No.10247316]

>>10247129
She has one of those faces that only looks normal from the the side. Also can we round up everyone who wears a fedora and just gas them already.

[Anonymous No.10247317]

>>10246970
>Winning life by spending time on 4chan instead of having a job

[Anonymous No.10247323]

>>10247317

>winning
>life

We all die, and there's no bloodstains in real life, dum dum. Or are you a drumpf fag who has a perverse sense of happiness/fulfillment?

[Anonymous No.10247346]

>be at a restaurant in the US
>thirsty
>order tea
>get cup of sugary brown syrup with 80% melted ice
>"What's wrong?" Americlap waitress asks.
>feel stupid for a second but can't blame burgers for their retardation "Uh... Hot tea?"
>waitress is repulsed, "What the fuck did you just call me?"
>get sued and found guilty for sexual harassment
>all because a thot thought she got called "hottie"
Why don't Americans know what tea is?

[Anonymous No.10247353]

>>10247346
we're not big tea drinkers over here we usually throw it into the harbor

[Anonymous No.10247361]

>>10247346
We drink Iced Tea, a luxury beverage from the American South slave days slave wranglers would sip on it to taunt the slaves, in the USA a cold beverage is a sign of luxury and comfort because when it's hot outside it refreshes ones hot body. It doesn't get hot in England, so I understand the cultural differences.

[Anonymous No.10247366]

>>10247361
I'm a northerner and I drink hot tea
But it's actual tea, not that garbage they drink in England

[Anonymous No.10247405]

>consuming caffeine products

[Anonymous No.10247477]

>>10247366
That's cool, I'm not a fan myself, hot tea always tastes like pee to me but cold tea with lemon is my enjoyment

[Anonymous No.10247487]

>>10247477
>hot tea always tastes like pee
I've tasted my own piss and I made a girl pee in my mouth once (ok maybe several times)

Anyway I have never tasted tea that tasted like that. Which tea are you referring to?

[Anonymous No.10248152]

>>10247316
Meh, I think she's kind of cute.

[Anonymous No.10248496]

>>10247361
You are under a misconception. Cold beverages cause your body to warm itself. If you want to cool down in hot weather, choose room temperature or hot beverages.

[Anonymous No.10248622]

>>10247487
How'd you get them to do that?

[Anonymous No.10248642]

>>10247366
>actual tea
clarify that one

[Anonymous No.10248653]

>>10248496
Sounds like you are misinformed friendo. Cold icy water can absolutely help lower your core temperature when you're overheating, though when you're purely trying to remedy dehydration then room temperature (or even a little warmer) water is good.

[Anonymous No.10248688]

>>10247346
This isn’t believable because any waitress would automatically know you’re a faggot if you order hot tea in a restaurant unless you were having sushi.

[Anonymous No.10248711]

>>10248653
The other guy is actually right. Tho you might feel a cooling effect at first, your body will actually work to warm itself up, and that will end up making your core temperature hotter than it was before.

[Anonymous No.10248730]

>>10246981
yes, this is the joke i was looking for
glad i scrolled down before posting my own shit version

[Anonymous No.10249331]

>>10248622
In the shower

[Anonymous No.10249725]

>room for cream and sugar?
>no thanks, I drink it black

[Anonymous No.10249734]

>>10246990
Wow so alpha

[Anonymous No.10249796]

>>10246981
Fucking lel

[Anonymous No.10249802]

>>10247306
No they love soy and soy products.

[Anonymous No.10250301]

>>10246964
Cuz black coffee is for beta wannabe tough guys and try-hard """foodie""" types.

[Anonymous No.10250480]

>>10246964
creamer has no place in my coffee

[Anonymous No.10252015]

>>10247182
not him but everytime I ask for an americano I still get asked if I want milk. Once in syarbucks the barista put milk in it automatically. I wasn't about to queue up again so I just threw it in the bin

[Anonymous No.10252019]

>>10252015
Lots of people want it. It's the same as being asked if you want sugar. There is of course a huge difference between an Americano with a splash of milk and a full on Latte. Maybe you could even try it sometime.

[Anonymous No.10252032]

>>10252015
I'm pretty sure starbucks doesn't put cream or milk in americanos or drip coffee unless a customer specifically goes out of their way to ask.

[Anonymous No.10252034]

>>10252015
>my starbucks order didn't come out in accordance with my refined epicurean tastes
>so I just threw it in the bin
/ck/ NEETs having a fit over fast food again
never change

[Anonymous No.10252039]

>>10252019
Why not just get a flat white? I think it's people just trying to sound fancy
>>10252032
They do in England
>>10252034
>sigh and throw it in the bin=having a fit

[Anonymous No.10252052]

>>10247179
Nigger what. As a Dutchy I've never had this ever. Probably in Amsterdam and they think you are a tourist. I always get my coffee black.