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ASCENSION Anonymous Sun Mar 4 21:31:34 2018 No.10239400 [Reply] [Original]

I have trascended cooking and such animalesque forms of nutrition. Nor have I fallen for industrial poisonous food.

I bring here the first and the last preparation you will ever need to do to ensure proper nutrition in the shortest amount of time.

Think about how much of your lifespan goes by just by the mere pretentious, obsolete act of what lesser humans refer to as cooking.

I am the bringer of life, and this is my gift to humanity.

You might think "Wherefore so steadfast?" Therefore I shall show you now the first and the last recipe, the alpha and the omega.

-50gr rice flour
-200gr whey protein powder
-250ml of water
-4 tablespoons of olive oil
-1 multivitamin pill

"Thou shalt put these ingredients in the water, let them soak the water of life, and then thou shalt ingest the resulting beverage" Revelations 2:31

"Now that the true meal has been revealed upon thine eyes, bask in its glory and never let its refulgence to be torn asunder."
Romans 11:5

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Anonymous Sun Mar 4 21:36:13 2018 No.10239430

vitamins in multivitamins aren't very bioavailable, and each source of macronutrients you provided have pluses and minuses that can be argued and could be replaced with better alternatives. plus different people with different activity levels require different nutrition. it's not as cut and dry as you seem to think.

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Anonymous Sun Mar 4 21:58:26 2018 No.10239550

>>10239430
Not to defend Mr. Schizophrenia here but there is literally nothing wrong with those macros, rice flour has no gluten, whey protein has no soy, and olive oil is a great source of fat.

The multivitamin is definitely debatable, but I might try this shit in my next cut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 22:02:52 2018 No.10239575 >>10239400 >Nor have I fallen for industrial poisonous food >200gr whey protein powder Lord, forgive them for they know not what they do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 22:04:16 2018 No.10239581 >>10239575 What's wrong with whey?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 22:05:08 2018 No.10239587 >>10239581 Do you not know how it is made?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 22:06:40 2018 No.10239595 >>10239587 It's made industrially, yes, but I think he was refering to it not having harmful stuff processed food normally has.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 22:10:31 2018 No.10239612 >>10239595 It is industrially processed from cows(milk) that are fed whatever the fuck they pump into them nowadays. I'm just saying it defeats his purpose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 22:13:05 2018 No.10239621 >>10239612 How? Whey literally gets separated from everything else through the process. It's isolated.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 22:14:53 2018 No.10239633 File: 435 KB, 600x718, 1508033198909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10239621 Are you doing this on purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 22:15:17 2018 No.10239635 >>10239621 No it's not. Unless you've seen how they do the separation, you will not understand. I used to work for a facility in WI that made everything milk related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 22:19:46 2018 No.10239654 >>10239633 >evrythan touched by le evil machine is foreverially poisoned! Well, I hope you grow your own food and have your own cattle. >>10239635 There are many kinds of powdered way, some are purer than others, maybe this is the issue here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 22:49:54 2018 No.10239783 >>10239400 This sounds like a no bullshit alternative to soylent and such memes desu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 22:55:39 2018 No.10239800 >>10239400 >-50gr >-200gr etc Nice list, don't you have to have the stuff first before you start subtracting those amounts?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:24:49 2018 No.10239888 >>10239400 >Nor have I fallen for industrial poisonous food >1 [synthetic] multivitamin pill you can't make this shit up you can't even synthesize it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:46:16 2018 No.10239972 File: 19 KB, 353x334, 1519229538709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >multivitamins aren't biologically available

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 4 23:48:45 2018 No.10239988 File: 70 KB, 1170x742, 1519498502539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >using words i don't understand makes me feel smarter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:00:56 2018 No.10240041 File: 28 KB, 488x463, 1516467642737.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10239988 >projecting my inability to comprehend certain words onto others makes me feel smarter

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:04:31 2018 No.10240062 File: 1.71 MB, 960x540, 1515295363183.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10240041 >tries to post quads >41 posts too late

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 00:22:01 2018 No.10240151 File: 119 KB, 396x385, 1513469262043.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10240062 >tries to post quads >62 posts too late

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:20:41 2018 No.10240450 >>10239654 >foreverially Kys reek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 01:21:31 2018 No.10240454 File: 33 KB, 540x545, check em.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10240151 >40 posts too late for trips

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 02:43:14 2018 No.10240743 File: 119 KB, 600x900, 1519341005612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10240454 >fails at getting dubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 13:21:40 2018 No.10242523 File: 517 KB, 687x722, inbreeding intensifies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10240743 >Can't tell the difference between dubs and trips

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 18:51:11 2018 No.10244259 File: 58 KB, 544x485, 1519610619239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10242523 >pretends the less inbred race in the world has noticeable inbred qualities

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 18:55:36 2018 No.10244293 File: 524 KB, 1345x1080, energy_balls_charlie_its_always_sunny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10239400 >t. Charlie Kelly get back to work on the new season faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 5 19:34:09 2018 No.10244505 >>10244293 >drinking/eating milk Good goy, enjoy all that estrogen. >flour Good goy, enjoy all that gut wrecking gluten. Begone dirty heathen, you are not worthy of posting on OP's enlightened thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 6 00:07:23 2018 No.10245777 >>10244259 >>pretends the less inbred race in the world The British? She's the presenter of a Britbong tv show called Crimewatch. Brits are famously inbred m8. t. Grew up in Norfolk, the Alabama of England

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 6 01:49:11 2018 No.10246112 >>10239800 >>10239888 >>10239972 >>10239988 >>10240041 >>10240062 >>10240151 >>10240454 >>10240743 >>10242523 >>10244259 >>10245777 all not me

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 6 02:06:10 2018 No.10246153 >>10245777 Whites are the less inbred race of the whole world, scientifically. And muslims are the most inbred. Stay cucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 6 02:15:07 2018 No.10246180 >>10244505 You do realize that Whey Protein is a by-product of cheese production?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 6 08:39:14 2018 No.10247052 Most multis are shit because they contain minerals that antagonise each other and have to be taken at different times.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 6 08:42:32 2018 No.10247061 >>10246180 >You do realize that Whey Protein is a by-product of cheese production? Estrogen is fat soluble you turbo retard. Whey is isolated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 6 08:46:42 2018 No.10247074 File: 30 KB, 220x300, FE70DFCA-C478-4C69-BA46-046865E3F5A8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10246153 >Muslim is a race Retard.