/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10227556]

I ordered 6 sandwiches and this stupid cunt was mad that I made her do her job. kek

[Anonymous No.10227564]

>>10227556
What a qt3.14. Stop being mean to women, incel.

[Anonymous No.10227568]

>>10227564
I was ordering food for my wife and our friends, you tasteless permavirgin.

[Anonymous No.10227569]

>>10227556
toast that roastie some more and order another set of 6

[Anonymous No.10227570]

>>10227564
Yeah that RBF is real cute.

[Anonymous No.10227574]

Complain to her manager.

[Anonymous No.10227573]

>>10227569
order toasted roast beefs

[Anonymous No.10227576]

You just know she only works at that demeaning minimum wage hell-hole is to get money to finance her fentanyl habit which is the only thing that distracts her from her meaningless existence in middle-America

[Anonymous No.10227577]

>>10227556
>I ordered 6 sandwiches
you're a fat guy

[Anonymous No.10227579]

>>10227568
You have neither a wife or friends. Neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.10227584]

>>10227579

[Anonymous No.10227585]

>>10227568
>invents some people out of nowhere
>nothing personel son

[Anonymous No.10227586]

>>10227556
Which trailer park was this Subway in?

[Anonymous No.10227591]

>>10227584
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.10227594]

Kek @ the butthurt roasties already coming out of the woodworks to defend one of their own

[Anonymous No.10227596]

>>10227568
>>10227584
Timestamped shoe on head pics of wife’s cunt and arsehole or your’re lying, looser.

[Anonymous No.10227598]

>>10227564
>>10227579
>>10227585
>>10227591

[Anonymous No.10227613]

>>10227556
Congratulations?

Regardless, you're pathetic for seeking validation from complete strangers online.

Enjoy your sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.10227615]

>>10227586
It's in the Dallas/Fort Worth area
>>10227574
I called and she pretended that nobody else was working so I called back a hour later and got one of her coworkers to give me the owners number and I made a direct complaint to him. He said he's been having attitude problems with her for weeks lol

[Anonymous No.10227618]

>people genuinely upset at op for ordering sandwiches

[Anonymous No.10227620]

>>10227564
*tips* m'lady

[Anonymous No.10227623]

>>10227615
I hope she's still on probation so she can't collect unemployment.
>>10227618
Such is the life of a wagecuck/toastie roastie

[Anonymous No.10227627]

>>10227556
she's gonna cum onto your burgers

[Anonymous No.10227628]

>>10227556
Her hairline is a disaster.

[Anonymous No.10227630]

>buys food at Subway
>thinks he’s better than people who work at Subway

[Anonymous No.10227636]

>>10227630
Not OP but subhumans who """""work""""" at Subway are the lowest scum on earth.

[Anonymous No.10227637]

(~~Sandwich Artist~~)

[Anonymous No.10227651]

6 sandwiches?

[Anonymous No.10227653]

>>10227556
I have no respect for any girl that works at Subway.
I've pumped and dumped so many of them and they almost always turn out to be single moms.

[Anonymous No.10227657]

For example this dumb slut put out on the first date and then she thought I actually wanted a serious relationship with her.

[Anonymous No.10227665]

>>10227653
Lack of collarbones is a sign theyre chubby

[Anonymous No.10227680]

>>10227653
Anyone who works fast food or retail. If you're in your twenties and still working a trash job you're not someone I want to associate with.

[Anonymous No.10227688]

>>10227653
>>10227657
>That snaggletooth
Huh I guess some do look like fangs, for once anime didn't lie to me

[Anonymous No.10227708]

>>10227657
post more
also ask her about the spyro picture

[Anonymous No.10227720]

>>10227564
>her
>cute
“””no”””

[Anonymous No.10227732]

>>10227579
Literally why else would someone order 6 subway sandwiches

[Anonymous No.10227743]

>>10227556
Do autistics really perceive her making an "angry" face when really that's just a blank face most people in fast food have while they're concentrating on doing their jobs? Or making six sandwiches for the fatties who harass them by sticking a phone in their face?

Autism is so terrible, creates situations that aren't even happening.

[Anonymous No.10227745]

>>10227556
Enjoy her spit in your food

[Anonymous No.10227760]

>>10227556
>146kb
Massive poorfag detected

[Anonymous No.10227779]

>>10227568
>I was ordering food for my wife and our friends
feeding your team of bulls so they can go all night with her?

[Anonymous No.10227788]

>taking your wife and friends to Subway

I bet she's paying, faggot

[Anonymous No.10227796]

>>10227779
Haha, very funny asshole. I guaranfuckingtee you I get laid more then you do and part of being in a loving marriage is acquiescing to your wife's demands. Again, not that you would know anything about that you permavirgin AUTIST

[Anonymous No.10227797]

>>10227556
Maybe they're just astounded at the unbelievably boorish behaviour of running around taking photos of people without their consent?

[Anonymous No.10227801]

>>10227556
I just jerked off while imagining fucking her behind the counter. There's something about that face which makes me want to see her orgasm.

[Anonymous No.10227807]

THAT ROAST IS TOAST

[Anonymous No.10227816]

>>10227556
That roastie got a hairline like a fuckin 14th century vampire hunting high wood elf.

[Anonymous No.10227823]

>>10227579
Somebody got up on the wrong side of his mothers womb when he was born

[Anonymous No.10227825]

>>10227556
Cute. She's even got her name on a necklace to make it easier to flirt with her. Love a girl like that.

[Anonymous No.10227831]

>>10227796
>part of being in a loving marriage is acquiescing to your wife's demands

[Anonymous No.10227837]

Is this you, OP?

[Anonymous No.10227846]

>>10227598
thats a typical white female in the year 2018. better get your shit together and marry her.

[Anonymous No.10227862]

>>10227796
Show wife's benis she pegs you with ;)

[Anonymous No.10227886]

does't this constitute a "personal attack"?

[Anonymous No.10227894]

>>10227886
Public space isn't safe space you dumb cunt.

[Anonymous No.10227943]

>>10227628
>>10227816

There is nothing wrong with her hairline you fat neckbeard virgin loser morons. That is what a normal womans hairline looks like but you wouldnt know that because yourve never been with a real woman and you never will.
>>10227653
>>10227657
This entire thread is fucking disgusting and it makes my blood boil seeing you opeices of shit saying these disgusting and hateful things.
What if that was your mother or your sister? Would you still call her a slut? Having sex on the first date doesnt even make a woman a "slut" you stupid fucking incel.

[Anonymous No.10227956]

>>10227943
t. Hamplanet sandwich artist

[Anonymous No.10227960]

>>10227943
just some friendly advice, you'd get a lot more (you)s if you delivered that bait with some degree of subtlety

[Anonymous No.10227964]

>>10227943
Roastie in a hormonal moon sync rage detected.

[Anonymous No.10227969]

>>10227956
>>10227960
>>10227964
Not her, but she's right about the girl in the OP's pic hairline being normal. I'm 19 and her hairline is similar to mine

[Anonymous No.10227974]

>>10227837
Dude likes his subway. Can't say I blame him.

[Anonymous No.10227981]

>>10227943
Hey bud, she's not gonna fuck you because you anonymously defended her on the internet. Mmkay sweetie?

[Anonymous No.10227992]

>>10227981
Incel neckbeard detected

[Anonymous No.10227995]

>>10227969
Her hairline is worse than most men. That would be considered receding. It's probably her natural line and isn't actually receding but she has unfortunate genetics.

[Anonymous No.10227996]

>>10227564
>>10227579
>>10227585
>>10227596
>>10227779
same fag.

>>10227568
>>10227598
>>10227584
>>10227732
>>10227823
same fag
kys both of you

[Anonymous No.10228014]

>>10227653
>>10227657
Big deal, she likes sex and when shes single and wants it she goes and gets it. Whats wrong with that? much better than wishy washy masochists who want but act like their buddhists or something and suppress themselves because of “morals”

[Anonymous No.10228026]

>>10228014
Sex is for procreation, the propagation of the species, the greater good. This idea that somehow it’s all about you, and your wants, and your desire, is at the heart of what is destroying western civilization both spiritually and literally.

[Anonymous No.10228036]

>>10228026
lmao virgin

[Anonymous No.10228044]

What an absolute disaster of a thread

[Anonymous No.10228049]

>>10228014
Yeah, those people and their self control. A bunch of fucking losers who refuse to get on the consumerist treadmill.

[Anonymous No.10228143]

>>10228014
>Big deal, she likes sex and when shes single and wants it she goes and gets it. Whats wrong with that? much better than wishy washy masochists who want but act like their buddhists or something and suppress themselves because of “morals”

[Anonymous No.10228164]

Angry incels, the thread

[Anonymous No.10228172]

ITT: mad roasties and soyboys getting btfo lmao.

[Anonymous No.10228174]

>>10228143
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.10228189]

>>10228174
>>>/t/umblr

[Anonymous No.10228203]

>>10228172
>t.soyboy

[Anonymous No.10228209]

>>10228172

[Anonymous No.10228217]

^ ^ seething

[Anonymous No.10228232]

>>10228026
Ought people to stop having sex now that the world is overpopulated

[Anonymous No.10228251]

>>10228232
The world isn't overpopulated. The third world is.

[Anonymous No.10228252]

ITT: white knight faggots argue with /r9k/ faggots over who's got the smaller penis. saged and get off my fucking board. you all waste enough space irl, stop wasting it here too

[Anonymous No.10228262]

>>10227598
Wendy looks like hell.

[Anonymous No.10228267]

>>10228252
Sage isn't a downvote, retard.

[Anonymous No.10228286]

>>10228252
Post bepis plz

[Anonymous No.10228290]

Never realized there were so many holes on /ck/ Learn something new every day.

[Anonymous No.10228311]

>>10228290
It's been obvious for years now.
The fact that hardly anyone on this board can actually cook is a testament to that.

[Anonymous No.10228324]

>>10228267
Hi, you seem to be new here

[Anonymous No.10228335]

>>10228311
What’s your opinion on the McChicken? And should I eat it with ‘cha or ‘vark?

[Anonymous No.10228339]

>>10228324
That's why announcing sage is a bannable offense you stupid redditor.

[Anonymous No.10228341]

>>10228290
/ck/ is majority female

[Anonymous No.10228346]

>>10228341
It's 33% soyboys, 33% roasties, 33% funposters, and 1% idiots earnestly discussing cooking and food on a Sri Lankan shadow puppet forum.

[Anonymous No.10228352]

>>10227796
>being this reddit
kys

[Anonymous No.10228357]

>>10228341
XY female majority, anon

[Anonymous No.10228359]

>>10228341
It's just that the roasties and soyboys sound exactly the same.

[Anonymous No.10228363]

>>10228341
forced meme

[Anonymous No.10228372]

>>10227577
UUUU

[Anonymous No.10228376]

>>10227796
Dude ive banged your wife. Its nothing to be bragging about.

[Anonymous No.10228380]

>>10227837
>i will never eat this fresh

[Anonymous No.10228396]

>>10227556
I made a girl cry at a Subway in Scottsdale, AZ.
I came in 20 minutes before closing and she started complaining about having to work alone and close by herself. I told her I didn't bitch and moan when I did 2 tours in Iraq I just did my fucking job like I was paid to do. That shut her blubbering mouth-pussy up real quick, but after she rang me up she ran in the back sobbing.

[Anonymous No.10228399]

>>10227618
>>10227623
The nicest girls in retail and foodservice I've met were working at subway. No clue why.

Very friendly, sweet, telling jokes, etc. Some were a bit overweight but one was a real cute redhead.
I'm a big guy with a lot of hair, so I don't usually get that at other places.

[Anonymous No.10228406]

>>10228396
I should do this, nobody dares question someone claiming to be in the military. Should probably do a little research though on the off-chance I meet someone actually in the military.

[Anonymous No.10228408]

>>10227556
OP... When this sort of thing happens and you feel complaining to the manager will not resolve your problem you let rhe worker make all 6 sandwiches... maybe change your mind on one or two... add a 7th sandwich. Then once at the register simply cancel the order and tell her why.

[Anonymous No.10228410]

>>10227825
go on...

[Anonymous No.10228439]

>>10228410
Dude, she’ll usually let you do anal.

[Anonymous No.10228444]

>>10227556

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyVE1go2vs

[Anonymous No.10228451]

>>10228406
I look forward to seeing you in a future stolen valor beat down video

[Anonymous No.10228456]

>>10228406
I normally don't condone stolen valor but if it's for the sake of putting a cunt in its place I don't mind it as much. Just don't wear the uniform, that's one of the most disrespectful things you can do.

[Anonymous No.10228460]

>>10227576
>implying a most likely part time job at subway is enough to fund an opiate habit

[Anonymous No.10228465]

>>10228460
It is if you don't ring things up correctly and pocket the difference.

[Anonymous No.10228467]

>>10228451
Stolen Valor is only applicable if you legally try to benefit from it with fake clothing, ID, badges, etc. Merely claiming to be military but not proving it isnt against any laws.

[Anonymous No.10228477]

>>10228465
when i was shooting dope i'd spend about 100 dollars a day

[Anonymous No.10228484]

>>10228439
based on what? because she has her name on her necklace? isn't that a bit of a stretch?

And how is it easier to flirt with her with what you said?

[Anonymous No.10228489]

>>10228456
>>10228451
Can you get a job in the military doing some data entry or some stupid bullshit for like 6 months and leave?

[Anonymous No.10228491]

>>10228489

no

[Anonymous No.10228497]

>>10228489
>6 months and leave
No.

[Anonymous No.10228505]

>>10228489
that's not how the military works, retard.

[Anonymous No.10228507]

>>10228491
>>10228497
What would the absolute minimal thing a person could do to say "I was in the military"? I'm honestly just curious now.

[Anonymous No.10228509]

>>10228507

join the USAFR or Air Guard

[Anonymous No.10228510]

>>10227680
A lot of college students around that age have to take those jobs because they're the only ones that will work with their class schedules.

[Anonymous No.10228518]

>>10228484
Usually not that much of a stretch. She'll have done it before.

You can address her by name while gesturing at her necklace and smiling ingratiatingly. It's an easy icebreaker.

[Anonymous No.10228534]

I always thought that the hardest, shittiest job in the world was something like landscape laborer, roofer or coal miner, but apparently it's being a """sandwich"""" """"artist"""" at Subway.

Because on the rare occasion I go there, to any of the different locations I've gone to, the woman making my sub is always a total bitch.
I'm always polite and my order is always simple, but without fail the lululemon-wearing single mother behind the counter is always a cunt about having to do her fucking job. Sorry for having the gall to ask you to make a sandwich at the sandwich shop you chose to work at princess.
I fucking hate that place.

[Anonymous No.10228544]

>>10228534
Eat somewhere else, fatty

[Anonymous No.10228546]

>>10227573
Kek

[Anonymous No.10228560]

>>10227556
I used to work at subway. The girls would always bitch as if making sandwichs was hard. Shit takes no time if you actually try. It was even less acceptable considering our store was dead 90 percent of the time. It was okay though the customers hated them and would tip me instead of them.

[Anonymous No.10228567]

>>10228534
>No, I said I wanted cheese, not that synthetic orange stuff.
>That is not toasted. That is charred. Proper toasting should lend only a whisper of crunch to the bread.
>That carrot does not look up to my standards. Make me some freshly grated.
>I said a smattering of olives. You just applied a slather.
>Do not hold the sauce bottle at so sharp an angle. The sauce distribution ratio will be all wrong.
>OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCH ABOUT EVERYTHING THIS IS YOUR JOB YOU KNOW

[Anonymous No.10228580]

>>10228567
>a smattering of olives
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.10228606]

>>10228467
Is that my boi Hemingway?

[Anonymous No.10228610]

>>10228346
I thought /ck/ was 10% cuck, 20% shill, 15% concentrated American swill, 5% roastie, 15% soy and 100% reason to stop posting here, goy.

[Anonymous No.10228622]

>>10228567
Close, it's more like
>Hi, can I get a foot long oven roasted chicken on Italian
>(In a bitchy voice) Toasted?
>No thanks
>(Still being a cunt) Cheese?
>Pepper jack
>What else do you want.restingbitchface
>Lettuce, onion, tomato and just a little bit of green pepper
>Plops on tiny bit of lettuce and tomato, some onion, and six handfulls of green peppers
>What else?
>That's all thanks
>Enjoy your sandwich as she hurls her gloves at the trash can
>Y-you too

It's a pretty simple fucking order. I don't need attitude with my subpar sandwich. Sorry you hate your miserable life, try going to college.

[Anonymous No.10228628]

A subway thread with nothing but shitposting and no one has posted that furfag subway image yet?

[Anonymous No.10228646]

>>10228534
This. This so much.

[Anonymous No.10228693]

>>10228622
I'm the one person in this thread who hasn't had a bad experience

oh wait, that one time in the strip mall. Two workers. One was being bitchy. one was being nice.

Besides that, they've been nice and friendly without being cringeworthy friendly.

[Anonymous No.10228706]

>>10228693
>cringeworthy friendly
This is worse than being bitchy. Having a conversion is find but for the love of god don't force me to talk to you.

[Anonymous No.10228881]

>>10227579
>6 subway sandwhiches
>all for his fatass
most likely desu

[Anonymous No.10228889]

>>10227796
>part of being in a loving marriage is acquiescing to your wife's demands.
>demands.

[Anonymous No.10228894]

>>10227598
>all that money for piercings, tattoos and fake lashes
>no money to fix her fucked up teef

[Anonymous No.10228899]

>>10227796
kek, loser.

[Anonymous No.10228912]

>>10227796

Top fucking kek. I'm married and my wife has never demanded anything of me other than filling her with my seed when I'm balls deep in her. You can bet of she demanded anything off me I'd drop her. Unlike you fucking cucks, normal successful marriages work based on people being partners who can agree and work together on stuff, and when they disagree they see each other's viewpoints and find an agreement.

Good to see Tryone and your lady let you have internet in your shed though.

[Anonymous No.10228917]

>>10228912
>big talk on the internet
Even more pathetic than husbands lying to each other in the pub.

[Anonymous No.10228966]

>>10228396
>bitches and moans to a min wage employee about how he didn't bitch and moan during a job that he chose to do for financial benefit but somehow makes him a hero because muh patriotism

[Anonymous No.10228985]

>>10228966
>fuck the military! they get incentivized to do their job! fucking parasites! they should be like me and contribute nothing to society!

[Anonymous No.10229002]

>>10228985
Is that what he was saying, or are you borderline illiterate?

[Anonymous No.10229013]

>>10229002
If he's ex-military it's not unlikely.

[Anonymous No.10229018]

>>10228606
No, don't say his name!

[Anonymous No.10229021]

>>10229002
>>10229013
>fuck the people who protect my freedom to criticize them!

[Anonymous No.10229022]

>>10228985
Absolutely nothing wrong with incentives, but my point was that the incentives exist. Don't play the hero card when the reality is that you took the job for the financial benefit. You may not even realize the humor behind "defending" your country just to be able to talk down to someone of said country

[Anonymous No.10229032]

>>10229021

[Anonymous No.10229048]

>>10227796
I can guarantee you this post came from a chubby chick who works retail who is a known buttslut and dtf.

[Anonymous No.10229056]

>>10228606
>that whole kit
>has ever even been in the same country as conflict
No. Just. No.

[Anonymous No.10229070]

>>10228489
I can't wait until CPT. Bone Spur starts WWIII and you get what you deserve.

[Anonymous No.10229086]

>>10227743
>concentrating on doing their job

Wew yeah lad it requires so much concentration to make a sandwich lmao holy shit

[Anonymous No.10229097]

>>10229018
What? Hemingway?

[Anonymous No.10229165]

>>10228396
Thank you so, so much for your service.
>>10228966
>>10229002
>>10229013
>>10229022
He served 2 tours in Iraq and none of you have done anything worthwhile for this country or any country. Fuck off, you have zero room to talk until you're even a modicum of his league.

[Anonymous No.10229178]

>>10229165
Everyone I hang around that went over to play in those shitholes would never say that shit and play that card and would probably think he's a behind the line faggot

[Anonymous No.10229188]

>>10229165
Excuse me, but I participated in multiple protests against pointlessly risking the lives of our troops in wars that had nothing whatsoever to do with our nation's security. If anything, he should be thanking me.