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>> No.10214494

Could someone please make a webm of this YouTube video of a 'dines factory?

https://youtu.be/SKD8eGpkKx0

>> No.10214500

Shit nigga is that when How Its Made went to the Sabrett skinless hot dog factory?

>> No.10214519

>>10214500
nigger sobrat skenlos hat dog foctery nigger

>> No.10214528
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>>10214519
my nigga

>> No.10214551

>>10214446
FUCKING STOP UNLESS YOU POST SOME OC!

>> No.10214997
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>>10214446

>> No.10215022

>>10214997
that's depressing

>> No.10215027
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>>10214446
>>10214551
OC

>> No.10215037
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>>10214446
I got a few

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>>10215037

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>> No.10215117

>>10214997
That's depression era food. When ya got nuthin else, ya go wit what ya got.

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>>10215117
>depression era
Not even close. This is fucking depression era food.

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>>10215022
yep

>> No.10215282

>>10214997
what a cute old man

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>> No.10215399

>>10215383
I guess he's just being perfect as a catering dish at a party in the morning

>> No.10215403

>>10215117
>depression era
That's me hungover at 3pm food, hand shaking dropping the food all over a paper plate and all.

>> No.10215404

>>10215022
>>10215117
He's joking.

>> No.10215440
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>> No.10215454

>>10215383
why not just do a normal fried egg sandwich with a sausage patty? i guess mathematically this would take less surface area to cook a dozen sandwiches

>> No.10215463

>>10215010
>tacos
Where

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>>10215440
AAAAAAAAAAAAA[email protected]@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.10215490

>>10215454
I would say it's more efficient but since you have to bake like 4 different things at different temps it would only be faster if you have a bunch of ovens.

>> No.10215773

>>10215045
huh
seen the other one a thousand times
never seen this
thanks anon

>> No.10215797

>>10215027
I had torta de tamal once in Mexico City, it was fucking great but it made me feel like a pig.
I forgot the name of the drink they give you tho.

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>>10215797

>> No.10215819

>>10215797
atole

>> No.10215820
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>> No.10215842

>>10215820
best taste

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>>10215440

>> No.10215961

>>10215888
Where's the food? faggot

>> No.10215982

>>10215961
>he didn't see all the apples on the desk
fuck off.

>> No.10215988
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>>10215982
>Apples
Fucking disgusting, that ain't fucking food you spastic

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>> No.10216036

>>10214997
>>10215158
This abhorrent shit is what happens when women die before their husbands. No wonder God made it so that female life expectancy is higher than male.

>> No.10216044

>>10215383
>dropped a shell?
>let's contaminate the dish even further!

>> No.10216050
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>>10216036
>t. female
lol what's your point?

>> No.10216095

>>10216050
>only posting when you have a point to make
Welcome, newfag.

>> No.10216213

>>10216044
You people are so hilarious with your fear of eggs.

>> No.10216220

>>10216036
That guy grew up in an era when women did all the cooking. It's going to be the opposite situation for this generation.

>> No.10216221

>>10216213
Filtered.

>> No.10216249

>>10216220
He is joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo
I guess you had an entire little backstory made up for him already. Sorry to disappoint.

>> No.10216386

>>10215010
These things are so fucking disgusting to me.

>> No.10216489

>>10215383
for the love of God, montresor

>> No.10216518

>>10215282
now kith

>> No.10216570

>>10215440
wtf mang, dis some real nigga sheet right here

>> No.10216766

>>10214997
So glad I'll be dead before this stage

>> No.10216779
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>> No.10216786

>>10215797
campurrado maybe?

>> No.10216799

>>10216779
thank god, there is no sound

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>>10215121
he does enjoy extra bread flavor in his sandwiches

>> No.10216876

>>10215027

So it's just a tamal in a bread piece? No extra stuff?

>> No.10216894

>>10216779
>parsely on toast
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>>10216894
>parsley
Why are you here?
You clearly know fuck all about food and cooking, dipshit.

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>>10214997
I just love old people

>> No.10216920

>>10216779
>baked
england was a mistake

>> No.10216930

>>10216914
>he fell for the parsley on everything meme
bro i cant even

>> No.10216933

>>10214446
Reminds me of that Wonder Showzen episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTWY7KReTR8
>Those pigs are going through hell, but my tastebuds are going through heaven

>> No.10216941

>>10216930
Nice damage control.
Retard.
:)

>> No.10216985

>>10216489
Yes, for the love of God!

>> No.10217004
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10217004

Large pieces of boiled onion with spaghetti anyone?

>> No.10217008

>>10216386
More tacos al pastor for the rest of us.

>> No.10217022

>>10214997
You guys know this dude is master troll and does this shit on purpose right. Watch his watermelon video.

>> No.10217047

>taking out the tray like 8 times
Just use a fucking pan & pot

>> No.10217057

>>10216779
That queen scared the ever living hell out of me.

>> No.10217089

>>10216386
so you don't like eating human meat?

>> No.10217217

>>10215010
how'd you get a video of my ex-girlfriend?

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He really likes to add raisins to everything.

>> No.10217240

>>10216036
Women on average live longer because men work themselves into an early grave to provide for their family.

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>>10217232
looks like i fucked that one up

>> No.10217247

>>10215948
>come to our restaurant and cook your own food anyway

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>>10217241
there we go thats less retarded

>> No.10217298

>>10217232
>>10217241
>>10217258
Do you not preview your shit before posting?

>> No.10217319
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>>10217298
I just started messing around with adobe premiere and its real fucken annoying when it says the webm estimated size is 2mb but it turns out to actually be 5mb+ so I have to remake it a bunch of times. also the export settings reset ever time. the whole thing is an inefficient mess and i dont know what half the settings mean.

>> No.10217325
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>>10217319
Just use Webm For Retards

>> No.10217385

>>10217325
OR buy it from the fucking store which is a lot less expensive and faster

>> No.10217391

>>10217325
>no need to stir
>just throw your pan away at the end and buy a new one

>> No.10217431

>>10217240
no, women live longer (aside from other factors) because they dont produce testosterone at the rates males do, and furthermore stop producing oestrogen after menopause.

>> No.10217555

>>10216920
If someone did that in public we'd fucking glass em.

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>> No.10217699

>>10217673
Looks like a "world's biggest california roll" attempt

>> No.10217708

>>10217022
I was about to say the same thing, maybe they're new here because I remember that someone used to post his webms here not so long ago.

>> No.10217712

>>10217004
i eat this all the time. usually add some cabbage and potatoes too

>> No.10217723
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the preview shows no green line at the bottom but it shows up in vlc. if it shows up here i am gonna be mad.

>> No.10217729

>>10217699
it's not a california roll

>> No.10217746

>>10217391
Soak it in hot water dummy.

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>> No.10217885

>>10216914
Maybe he is trying to learn and that's the reason for his presence. I don't really know.

>> No.10217897

>>10214446
How do people even come up with these crazy machines? I feel like I'd get caught on something and die a horrible death if I were in there.

>> No.10218055

>>10215383
this looks so dry

>> No.10218080

>>10216386
al pastor is fucking delicious fag.

>> No.10218108

>>10217258

Raisins is a fucking brilliant thing to add if you're the type of degenerate that likes ketchup. Adds sweetness to the dish and it won't hog all the fucking flavor receptors on your tongue.

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I got free lobster dinner comped at a local casino

U jelly?

>> No.10218116

>>10218110
I dont find lobster that great

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>>10218055
I say that to my wife all the time, kid.

>> No.10218153

>>10217897
Well where do you think the sausage meat comes from?

>> No.10218160

>>10216779
At least he didn't boil everything.

>> No.10218389

>>10215440
Absolutely disgusting.

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>> No.10218471

>>10215888
wait, she wanted them to prove fermats last theorem? what the fuck

>> No.10218820
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>>10217866
holy shit the myths are real

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>> No.10218955

>>10217240
Women and men work equally.
The payments they get are the ones that are out of wack.

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>>10218419
It was ruined the moment the beer was thrown in
It probably would have tasted like shit but at least it would have been edible with that beer

>> No.10218993

>>10218975
without* that beer

>> No.10219093

>>10215072
Idk if i love alton brown or despise him.

>> No.10219119

>>10215037
>posts unadulterated porn on a worksafe board
MODS

>> No.10219130

>>10218955
>Women and men work equally
Except that women only play 3 sets of tennis while men have to play 5.

>> No.10219144

>>10217431
Testosterone doesnt shorten mens lifespan. You're confusing it with DHT which there is no concrete evidence for fyi.
Testosterone in men is highly important for their health.
It's the very reason a man in the army can walk 12 miles while carrying 60kg backpack and not break every bone in his body unlike a woman, who is at risk of serious injury or even death of she tried the same.

>> No.10219153

>>10217385
Buy what, webm for retards?

>> No.10219168

>>10216876
How much more do you need, you fucking fatty?

>> No.10219230

>>10219153
no you retard, the butter in the gif. instead of waiting 4 months to make it.

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>>10218821

>> No.10219278

>>10214997
This guy looks like he unironically wants to die already

>> No.10219350

>>10218955
No they fucking don't. Women work less hours and less intensive work on average, not to mention tend to enter fields they are more apt to pick rather than men going for higher positions and hunger pay. Men die earlier due to working harder and living harder.

>> No.10219371

>>10218955
lol, no. Very few women work in the way that men do. Yes, some women contribute slightly above the lowest expected minimum, but it is men who rise far above and beyond, historically and logically.

>> No.10219400

>>10214997
About 50+ years of trolling behind his belt.
His hands aren't that jittery

>> No.10219426

>>10215797
Being so stupid

>> No.10219429

>>10215383
Totes trying this!

>> No.10219441

>>10217723
ew. murican specialty: fucken everythign up with obese forelimbs.

ps. im murican

>> No.10219448

>>10219230
are you retarded?

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>>10215383
Me after eating

>> No.10219492

>>10215383
>Baking pancakes
Disgusting

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>>10218955

>> No.10219527

>>10217723
FUKK DUH WYTE DEVIL

OH WAIT, HE SHIT BROWN LIKE ME

>> No.10219570

>>10218955
Nice bait.

>> No.10219584

>>10219426
chilango maloliente

>> No.10219623

>>10218975
shut the fuck up, retard

>> No.10219646
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>>10215440

>> No.10219708

>>10217240
this
also, men smoke, eat, drink, etc. more than women.

>> No.10219721

>>10216489
Amontillado!

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>> No.10219732

>>10215440
cursed webm

>> No.10219745

>>10219728
>this is what they serve to kids on lunch time in america

Americans are pig disgusting

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>> No.10219759

>>10219751
>cento
Jack knows what's up.

>> No.10219766

>>10219745
this is from Brazil tho
"Tô na midia" is a Br site

>> No.10219767

>>10219745
OBSESSED

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>>10219745

>> No.10219783

>>10219751
>cento san marzanos
I really hate that faggots who have no idea how to cook are buying these now and ruining them, driving up the prices while still producing shitty food

>> No.10219792

>>10215027
Hey man one of those bad boys will keep you full for hours

>> No.10219905

>>10219093
Why would anyone despise him? He's informative without being overly pretentious and he's funny enough without making himself into a silly character.

>> No.10220076

>>10215010
I wonder what they do with all the delicious floor meat.

>> No.10220113

>>10218123
based af

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>> No.10220202

>>10216779
What are the black things in the middle of the sheet?

>> No.10220224

>>10219623
>virgin rage - the post.

>> No.10220298

>>10215383
>not beating the eggs beforehand
AAAAAAAAA

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>> No.10220315

>>10220311
Am I supposed to be impressed?

>> No.10220318

>>10220202
probably blood sausage, dark enuff to be that.

>> No.10220340

>>10220318
Ah, thanks!

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>>10217673
THAT WHIR BE FOUL HUNDRED DORRA GAIJIN, PAY NOW

>> No.10220367

>>10215117
>>10215121
>>10215404
Check out this channel. It covers exclusively depression era cooking. It's as pure as Townsend
https://www.youtube.com/user/DepressionCooking

>> No.10220407

>>10219905
Those are exactly his problems.

>> No.10220434

>>10218821
she reminds me of the cerebral palsy girl

>> No.10220440

>>10218821
I love you my queen

>> No.10220450

>>10220315
He made the yolks disappear from those eggs!

>> No.10220451

>>10218471
She is the devil after all.

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>>10220450
(you) reminded me of this

>> No.10220477

>>10215158
If you put out a few videos like this and then 'someone' made you a gofundme you could make a decent amount of money.

>> No.10220492

>>10215948
Is that intestine? It looks like the place my friend took me to where they served heart and intestines.

>> No.10220496

>>10220202
We call them black pudding.
Fat, oats and blood.

>> No.10220503

>>10216779
What sort of knobhead bakes a full English? Seriously, that cunt needs dragging to the fucking pillory and leaving there for a week.

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>>10220503
you English people sure use the word "cunt" a lot.....

>> No.10220517

>>10216779
Looks like a pretty good way to prep a lot of different foods at once, but I'd crank my oven to 500 and just put everything in at once, take it out and put it under foil when it looks done I guess the sausages and beans might require a bit of pre-cooking

>> No.10220521

>>10219429
>Totes
It's adorbs and totes delish.

>> No.10220523

>>10218821
wtf is she doing

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>>10220407
I don't follow.

>> No.10220526

>>10220475

The first time I saw this I ended up watching like 6 hours of coin pusher videos on Youtube.

>> No.10220535

>>10220526
i bet you had a blast.

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>> No.10220591

>>10220311

this reminds me... does anyone have that video of the sad-looking middle aged woman making pasta sauce... and she does a fucking terrible job of chopping the onions and garlic, only to fry them in a bunch of oil. but the main thing is how much of a fucking terrible job she does chopping the onions and garlic.

webm or youtube link would be great.

>> No.10220595

>>10220580

Jesus christ what is this

>If i add every spice on the planet maybe this dish will taste like something

>> No.10220597

>>10220580

I've never heard of wakadans before, but that looks alright.

>> No.10220599

>>10220591

Fucking hell, lurk moar.

>> No.10220611

>>10220580
That looks interesting. I doubt its legitimacy, because whatever third world hellhole this is supposed to be from probably has little or no access to all those spices though.

>> No.10220628

>>10220611
Wakanda is the richest, most advanced, most sophisticated country in the world.

>> No.10220640

>>10220580
Jesus christ nothing on that dish is African what the flipping fuck it has like 50 ingredients and nothing is African. How disconnected are African Americans from their beloved motherland?

>> No.10220644

>>10219130
That's only so men in the audience don't pass from having an erection for too long.

>> No.10220645

>>10220640
Americans don't have any real connections to their European homelands either.

>> No.10220653

>>10220524
And you never will.

>> No.10220669

>>10220503
TBF when i worked in a kitchen, if i got an all day breakfast on i would put everything except beans, eggs n hashys into the oven on a tray... bacon half cooked and sausages pre cooked - if u layered everything on top of the bacon it would keep a good quality and not go dry, could smash a full english out in about 7-8 mins with a decent oven.

>> No.10220677

>>10220503
but yeah this guys cooking method annoys the fuck out of me, his little mug of fucking oil, id like to smash it across his mug, and parsley cant just fuck right off of an full english, fucking parsley doesnt even go with fried eggs, the fucking 80s somehow memed parsley into eggs... the flavour profiles dont match BLEURRRGHHHH

>> No.10220687

>>10215383
what the ever living fuck?! The lumps of flour in the fucking pancake fucking thing jesus titty fucking christ wtf is wrong with people

>> No.10220707
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>>10215888
>that shitty lipstick job

>> No.10220708

>>10220687
The lumps moisten out during baking and make no difference to the finished product. You risk overmixing a batter if you obsess about removing all of them.

>> No.10220739

>>10220707

>lipstick job

Nah, that's just her lips. Shitty bong genetics is all.

>> No.10220765

>>10216044
>eggs contaminate eggs

>> No.10220770

>>10216779
what's he brushing over the tomatoes?

>> No.10220771

>>10220770
liquid parsley

>> No.10220772

>>10220770
It's a proprietary soy/semen blend.

>> No.10220816

>>10220765
Egg shells contaminate eggs. Enjoy your cloaca mucus.

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>>10215440

>> No.10220863

>>10215383
>american food

>> No.10220865

>>10215440
This is obviously a parody of Tastemade

>> No.10220947

>>10218821
she is acting right guys?

>> No.10220980

>>10220580
That's literally Indian food with paprika and cayenne pepper added. Would be pretty good though.

>> No.10220989

>>10220707
Shimmery lipsticks were the trend at the time

>> No.10221097

>>10219512
BACK TO /POL/

>> No.10221105

>>10220816
ive always done it this way, but i don't have it

>> No.10221163
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>>10217866
>she just throws it away at the end

>> No.10221218

>>10217319
learn to use ffmpeg. it is supposed to be used on console, but i am pretty sure someone has made a graphical user interface for it if you're not a "hacker"

>> No.10221227

>>10217723
Absolutely disgusting.
I fucking hate when i go to a sushi restaurant and they come up with the shittiest "fusion" sushi with cream and all sorts of shitty ingredients. But this one really takes the cake. Only an american could enjoy this garbage.

>> No.10221246

>>10220687
Retard

>> No.10221247

>>10221163
She was throwing away the emptied rinds. Do you really think a mud dweller like that discards chicken even if it tastes like shit?

>> No.10221251

>>10220770
Some 'Vark

>> No.10221260

>>10220509
for what purpose?

>> No.10221265

>>10220580
>isolated for centuries
>access to european grown vegetable and cattle
>using tools and techniques from France

>> No.10221288

>>10214997
Source?

>> No.10221291

>>10215040
Is there any bigger meme than the tempered chocolate shell melting away to reveal the desert?

>> No.10221298

>>10221288
Already posted once I believe. It's hard to keep track of these threads because they're all the same
https://youtu.be/uzmk02pbNgg

>> No.10221303

>>10216844
Did he just sprinkle his meds on top of his bread?

>> No.10221364

>>10221247
the rinds are also food

>> No.10221389

>>10218471
No, she wanted them to find a counterexample to it. Equally shitty.

>> No.10221396

>>10220509
Dont think there was enough oil in the potato section.

>> No.10221406

>>10220580
I know its not explicitly Jamaican food, but that is pretty much Indian-inspiried Jamaican food.

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>>10214997
"please grandpa, its been 3 hours since you started, can i go home now?"
"no! all you have to do is film me goddamnit, youre getting a sandwich out of this so stop complanin'!"
>wtf man

>> No.10221464

>>10221364
Send some webms of you eating rind or cooking it and making it feasibly edible, then

>> No.10221468

>>10220580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJz2Tgt3jvs

>> No.10221471

>>10220202
>What are the black things in the middle of the sheet?

black pudding its fucking delicious

>> No.10221477

>>10221468
Where's the vibranium pan?
Fucking hell, these people are primitive. Could at least have put some leaves in there or something.

>> No.10221517

>>10221260
so you dont need to wash 6 pans

>> No.10221567

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0b-QYFQTuc

I swear if any asian man puts some robes on and does anything that takes some skill americans will eat it up as if its the pinnacle of human progress

be it cooking, carpentry, martial arts, koi-carp breeding, fuck it, anything a Japanese man does slap some robes on that fucker and americans will watch and clap 'ohh such skill, so disciplined'

I know a guy who could fix any car. Its all he's done for all his life, he lives it, he breathes it. he does it all day, every day. wheres his fucking audience

>> No.10221578

>>10217247
at least you don't have to tip everybody

>> No.10221755

>>10218821
>MUH TAY SO CUTE OMG
she's legitimately retarded

>> No.10221768

>>10221755
She's acting dumb so the thing next to hear won't feel bad. She's a class act through and through.
Not like you at all.

>> No.10221769

>>10221567
Joke's on you, the cooks at my local hibachi are mexicans.

>> No.10221786

>>10220628
That doesn't exist.

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>>10221567
>wheres his fucking audience
All his customers who tell their friends to go to him when their car breaks, you retarded edge lord. How about instead of virtue signaling like a little bitch, you go and hang out at the mechanic's garage on a Saturday morning? Then you'll see his fucking audience

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>>10221406
>>10221265
>>10220980
>>10220640
>>10220611
>>10220597
Holy fucking shit you're all retarded. Wakanda is the tribe of the Marvel Black Panther(NIGGER) comics
This is nothing but a made-up recipe made by some nigger who went to wallmart and though dey wuz culinary expurts and bought all the spices the could find

>> No.10221810

>>10221768
>taytoddler asshurt
what a surprise

>> No.10221812

>>10220628
Isn't it also suppose to be extremely isolationist?
I mean, I'm not an expert on Black Panther lore, unlike all those die-hard fans who are tweeting about it now but never ever mentioned it before.
What does "richest" even mean if you don't trade with outsiders?

>> No.10221819

>>10221796
>virtue signaling

I can sniff that shit out like a bloodhound and that's not what he's doing.

>> No.10221823

>>10221812
>Black Panther lore

Fucking disgusting you white people just let niggers appropriate other cultures.

Most chinese were laughing in the theaters when the niggers broke out into their ape impression of Kung Fu.

Yes, we get that you americans think blacks invented everything and were kings & shit, but keep your ignorance within your own retard country, please.

>> No.10221825

>>10221819
sshhhhh

>> No.10221827

>>10221799
Sorry we're not so well versed in comic books like you are.

>> No.10221832

>>10221823
Nobody thinks that. It's more like "let them think whatever they want so they'll shut up and go away."

>> No.10221833

>>10220595
It's like you've never even been to india.

>> No.10221836

>>10221799
This cuck is right

>> No.10221842

>>10221823
One day even the Chinamen will learn to understand sarcasm.
You'll feel like a thoroughly dishonoured egg by then.

>> No.10221843

>>10221823
>Yes, we get that you americans think blacks invented everything and were kings & shit, but keep your ignorance within your own retard country, please.

No. Just wait until we force your country to comply with Affirmative Action & other racist laws or else we won't do business with you.

>> No.10221846

>>10221799
>bought

>> No.10221849

>>10221823
>Fucking disgusting you white people just let niggers appropriate other cultures.

Welcome to the American Democratic Party(tm), minority voter! Where white liberals get to dictate to you shitskins which races should be more entitled and which races don't get shit.

This is for your own good, shitskins.

>> No.10221940

>>10220076
that's for the cockroaches

>> No.10222124

>>10220645
What about Italians? The Irish? Polacs? You can list off the top of your head a bunch of European good that is an American staple and have strong immigration roots, Irish people have a damn holiday. You can't say the same for African Americans

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>>10222124
How about we just talk about Cooking & Food?

>> No.10222142

>>10221846
underrated

>> No.10222150

>>10222130
Please get the board name right, newfriend

>> No.10222152

>>10221827
I didn't even know what the fuck wakanda was before I searched it after that Webm. Stop pretending you are not utterly retarded

>> No.10222194

>>10218821
>only one shrimp in the dish
>using chopstick
>lemon instead of lime
>no salt pepper

Why are American restaurant so pretentious?

>> No.10222278

>>10217385
ghee is like $12 for a small jar
making clarified butter is not that expensive, but this is kind of the backwards ass way to do it.

>> No.10222296

>>10218820
except those look like indians, so it's only half-true.

>> No.10222498

>>10222152
Do you live under a rock? How did you miss the international cultural phenomenon of people acting like this movie was the second coming of (black) Jesus?

>> No.10222522

>>10221823

WE WUZ CHINESE 'N SHIET

>> No.10222535

>>10221823
>Most chinese
Well, if "most Chinese" go to see these movies, which I doubt since they famously hate movies with negroes in them, it's no wonder they keep getting made.
Maybe stay at home and raugh instead, yeah?

>> No.10222660

>>10215158
I've eaten cheese and banana tacos, mustard and pickle sandwiches and other trash that's worse than this

>> No.10222663

>>10217258
christ

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>>10218955

>> No.10222690

>>10222498

>another capeshit movie
>international cultural phenomenon

>> No.10222709

>>10221823
> Most chinese were laughing in the theaters when the niggers broke out into their ape impression of Kung Fu.

Watching american niggers try to ape Kung Fu and martial arts moves was fucking cringe inducing.
It was like watching middle aged chinese guys try to rap.

>> No.10222722

>>10218955
>The payments they get are the ones that are out of wack.
wrong. Companies pay the same amount of work equally. But people don't like to aknowledge women take more day off than men, and more importantly, work at shittier, less paid jobs to begin with. the whole "20% difference" was calculated by just adding the money men and women make, disregarding the jobs completely. Read the fucking source, you brain dead slave.

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how does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10222741

>>10222733
Pipes under the stand.

>> No.10222750

>>10222741
Nice

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>>10215440
based nog poster

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>> No.10223433

>>10222194
>OBSESSED

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>>10215440
What the fuck?

>> No.10223445

>>10223385
Why do female japs have such huge appetites?

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>>10218955
kys

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>>10215040
why does that man have a napkin tucked into his shirt?

>> No.10223467

>>10220816
>not washing your eggs
disgusting europeans
no wonder you don't shower either

>> No.10223468

>>10223455
>aha look i dodged your bait by giving you a (you)
you have much to learn

>> No.10223472

>>10220595
babbys first spice mix. it wasnt even enough to be called a ras el hanout

>> No.10223473

>>10222222

>> No.10223494

>>10223473

Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off back to your containment board.

>> No.10223548

>>10223494
>this sheer autism

>> No.10223658

>>10217723
Without the cream cheese, fake crab, and avocado, I could see this being good. Shrimps chips are underrated and sushie with a crunch sounds interesting.

>> No.10223676

>>10223658

The shrimp chips are literally the one thing that makes that disgusting.

>> No.10223691

>>10215383
This woman is either a Mormon or a camp cook.

>> No.10223700

>>10215440
no.

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>>10223676
Shrimp chips are great you fucking animal.

>> No.10223719

>>10223715
Oishi Spicy Prawn all day, Calbee are fine but the fresh shrimp flavor is really complimented with a bit more seasoning.

>> No.10223721

>>10223715

Not in a fucking sushi roll, no matter how Americanized it already is.

>> No.10223728

>>10220580
Wow Im actually surprised, I really expected more frothing-at-the-mouth whitemads from this.

>> No.10223730

>>10220816
The outer layer of the egg is stripped in america before selling. Also, other than shellfish and raw chicken, foodborne illness is a fucking myth.

>> No.10223732

>>10223728

This is an adult board. Nobody knew what wakanda was, and once someone explained it nobody cared.

>> No.10223772

>>10223385
Would love to face fuck and pump my load in her stomach after she eats all that.

>> No.10223791

>>10220177
Fucking gimme those noodles

>> No.10223858

>>10222498
If you avoid Facebook and local TV, it's pretty easy not to notice this kind of bullshit.

>> No.10223873

>>10220645
Whiter than you, Ahmed.

>> No.10223883

>>10221799
>Frequent the cesspool that is /tv/
>Come to /ck/ where there is not an ingrained hivemind awareness about the sequel to "Song of the South"

Quite refreshing, honestly.

>> No.10223891

>>10219230
>waiting 4 months
You can store it for that long before it goes bad, you don't have to wait that long until you can use it.

>> No.10223923

>>10220580
spicy

>> No.10223938

>>10220591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2lWuoMV3I&list=PLiKEU27L-QWUm6gTECAeSiWSNt9dUOIga

>> No.10223982

>>10222130
that'll be $300 plus tip

>> No.10224002

>>10216917
No you love the idea of old people if you actually lived with one you'd learn that they are like everyone else

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>>10214997
the bologna still has the fucking band on it

>> No.10224027

>>10219728
did she really put peas and corn on a giant hamburglar?

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>>10215404
>chop
Fucking die already

>> No.10224067

>>10216779
do britbongs really...

>> No.10224090

>>10219775
that's a fucking doberman

>> No.10224150

>>10216779
This guy and Ashens are both based 2bh

>> No.10224418

>>10221755
Aint no rich/famous as fuck celebrity aint been made to eat sushi at some point.

She's playing cute.

>> No.10224480

>>10223883
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHdXQAQHjd8
they made a sequel to this song? i thought the singer was dead :(

>> No.10224533

>>10221833
It's like Wakanda is a fictional place in Africa that was made up as a home country to a Marvel super hero and has nothing to do with india or something.

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>> No.10224843

>>10221163
based zeb

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>> No.10225204

>>10225141
it brings the goy to the soy

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>> No.10225519

>>10223858
>I try to pretend not to notice cultural strata because I am superior from the normies somehow

>> No.10225536

>>10220645
>t. tyreeshoneeqwauneese

>> No.10225552

>>10218955
Lol show proof. Wage gap is a myth that you fell for.

>> No.10225570

>>10219905
He’s not overly pretentious? Since when?

>> No.10225591

>>10221799


>>10221846
Underrated

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