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My wife just capsized the slice of pie she was handing me and I'm not sure how violently to respond to this transgression.

>> No.10193282

the belt

>> No.10193291

>>10193277
extremely violently with the back of your hand.
"SLICE ANOTHER ONE WOMEN !!"

>> No.10193304

>>10193277
carrot pie lol

>> No.10193315
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>>10193277
Plate smashed against wall. Calm voice. "Want to try that again"?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ

>> No.10193864

You could always state your preference so that she knows you're an uptight cunt for next time. In hindsight you probably should have warned her before the wedding.

>> No.10193872

tell her to take the plate back and don't return unless she brings you the severed tip of her pinky finger.

>> No.10193892

>>10193277
Old

>> No.10193903

https://yuki.la/ck/9878430

>> No.10195815

>>10193277
>My wife
you mean your hand? haha
because you're a virgin

>> No.10195863

>>10193334
they don't include the fact that this cunt probably ain't going to spill coffee again tho