/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10193085]

Bizarre food or beverage products.

[Anonymous No.10193088]

[Anonymous No.10193116]

>>10193088
What in the actual fuck?! Something tells me that shit can't be good for you. Just straight up chemicals...

[Anonymous No.10193564]

>>10193088
>0 calories
Legitimately impressive

[Anonymous No.10193579]

>>10193116
There's really nothing too bad on that list though.

[Anonymous No.10193601]

>>10193088
for what it is, thats actually tasty

[Anonymous No.10193624]

>>10193088
>contains trace calories

[Anonymous No.10193705]

>>10193624
Doesn't that mean less than 5? I remember there being a limit that if your product is under you can claim 0 instead.

[Anonymous No.10193716]

>>10193705
I think it has to be under 3, 3 or more would round to 5.

[Anonymous No.10194113]

>>10193085
Fucking japs

[Anonymous No.10194135]

>>10193088
>0 calories
>Doesn't contain peanuts
We've advanced too far.

[Anonymous No.10194355]

>>10193088
Wew

[Anonymous No.10194445]

>>10193088
>Soduim Benzoate (To Preserve Freshness)
I don't think it had any to begin with.

[Anonymous No.10194449]

>>10193085
Pepsi x Calpis? Probably tastes like cow piss.

[Anonymous No.10194466]

>>10194135
>>Doesn't contain peanuts
The label says "Contains Peanuts" though, under ingredients.

[Anonymous No.10194501]

Fucking America.
https://www.walmart.com/c/brand/walden-farms
>calorie free mayonaisse
>calorie free jam
>calorie free MARSHMELLOW DIP
I'm impressed and disgusted.

[Anonymous No.10194530]

>>10194501
The trick a lot of these products do is they make the serving size small enough so that the calorie count is rounded to zero.

[Anonymous No.10194562]

>>10194530
That sounds right, but OPs claims 60g servings so still impressive.

[Anonymous No.10194642]

>>10193116
>Just straight up chemicals...
(you)

[Anonymous No.10194645]

>>10193085
Ah yes, the crispness I desire from Pepsi finally combined with the sourness only yogurt can provide

[Anonymous No.10194680]

>>10194530
>t. pseudo intellectual

actually serving for each food category comes from the US Federal Government so manufacturers can't do what you suggest.

[Anonymous No.10195079]

[Anonymous No.10195088]

japan is truly a magical place

[Anonymous No.10195111]

>>10195088
>salty watermelon

[Anonymous No.10195210]

>>10195111
Salted watermelon is tasty.

[Anonymous No.10195220]

>>10195088
I wish america had more of these weird and/or seasonal flavors, they look like they'd be really fun to try once

[Anonymous No.10195228]

>>10195220
I wish the same but the average american balked at the salted caramel flavor. There's little chance we'll get something more wild that BLUE, salty or spicy/hot

[Anonymous No.10195279]

>>10195088
>>10195111
>>10195210
salty fucking watermelon is tits
oh man it's so tits
when spring comes around, go buy some watermelon slices and sprinkle some salt on it
tits
TITS
salted watermelon is tits

I wish pepsi would bring that to USA

[Anonymous No.10195292]

>>10195279
salty watermelon is the best way to eat watermelon

but as a soda flavor? Pass

[Anonymous No.10195320]

>>10195088
I'm legitimately angered by the amount of crazy flavored shit that Japan gets instead of the US. They have pumpkin pie flavored Kit Kats. How the fuck do we not get that shit here in the States?
We're supposed to be the fat country, dammit.

[Anonymous No.10195335]

>>10195210
>>10195279
spoiler: i dont like watermelon so i wouldn't know
I do like artificial watermelon flavour though so maybe i'd like it

[Anonymous No.10195338]

>>10195320
>They have pumpkin pie flavored Kit Kats
The green tea ones are great. I'm guessing the wasabi ones not so much.

[Anonymous No.10195339]

>>10193088
Th-that's just the peanut butter equivalent to margarine, right?

[Anonymous No.10195350]

>>10195339
Margarine has just as many calories as butter

[Anonymous No.10195357]

>>10193088
>zombie apocalypse
>desperatly need calories for energy
>raid hipster grocery store
>this and similar products are all there is

[Anonymous No.10195379]

>>10195279
On the whole, your post was repetitive and your grammar is atrocious. However, against my natural inclinations, I found myself chuckling gently regarding the clearly intentional errors in diction.
In summation, although your post lacked crisp intelligence, it was possessed of a certain innate drollery. Therefore, I’ve decided to award you seven stars out of ten. I wish you all the best for the future.

[Anonymous No.10195511]

>>10195338
Nah, the wasabi ones are great too. They're wasabi+white chocolate so they have a really nice combination of a sweet creamy taste and "whoa, this cleared my nasal passages damn quick."
Only flavor of the Japanese Kit Kats I've tried and disliked was apple, but I generally dislike apple-flavored things that are not actual apples.

[Anonymous No.10195518]

>>10193088
>Walden Farms
what do they farm?

[Anonymous No.10195524]

>>10195079
was just looking at a bag of those at the asian market the other day. Silverfish.

[Anonymous No.10195540]

[Anonymous No.10195544]

>>10195320
its because japan food laws are strict with ingredients but lax about what you can make. Its pretty much the opposite of the FDA in everyway. In response they have healthier snack foods and sodas that aren't syrupy sludge acid bombs

[Anonymous No.10195554]

>>10195544
>sodas that aren't syrupy sludge acid bombs
They still use HFCS though

[Anonymous No.10195620]

>>10193088
I cant believe its not peanut butter!