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Is it true?

Are drums better than flats?

>> No.10178820

>>10178812
nah

>> No.10178852

about as TRUE as TRUE get

>> No.10178925

Only for fucktarded plebs. Flats are more tender, and you actually get more meat. Shortbuses just don't know how to eat them.

>> No.10178940

>>10178812
Flats are MUCH better. But I love the fact that no one fucking knows how to eat them, because more flats for me.

>> No.10178946
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>>10178812
Flats all the way, baby.

>> No.10178951

>>10178812
Absolutely not. Overabundance of cartilage.
Flats are superior, fact.

>> No.10178964

>>10178812
people who think drums are better than flats are the ultimate food and wing plebs

>> No.10179007

>>10178940
>>10178925
>how to eat them
illuminate me, I beg of you
I want to not be frustrated with a bowl of half-flats

>> No.10179010

Flats, not even close

>> No.10179038

>Being this pedantic over high calorie snack food

>> No.10179040

Childhood is preferring the drum. Adulthood is realizing the flat makes more sense.

>> No.10179045

>>10178925
>Flats are more tender

No they aren't, why do people spout this lie?

>> No.10179046

>>10179007
Just peel the two bones apart and pull off all the meat.

>> No.10179050

>>10179007
You can pull out one of the bones very easily

>> No.10179052

>>10178812
Flats are easier to get the meat off

>> No.10179059

>>10179007
It's two bones. Just split them at the end.
>>10179045
It's true though.

>> No.10179091

>>10179007
Grasp the flat at each end. Twist until the bones split. Pull out one bone - if some meat's attached, eat it. Then insert the other bone with most of the meat on it into your mouth and suck everything off. You may have to spit out some cartilage, but so what? You're not eating wings to be Emily Fuckin' Post, here.

>> No.10179102
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10179102

>>10178812
this is opinion.
I prefer delicious flats.

>> No.10179112

>>10179091
>>10179050
unironically thanking you

>> No.10179124

chicken wings suck in general. anything food that is more work than payoff is shit like eating a whole lobster

>> No.10179249

>>10179007
>eat flesh around bones
>push meat in between bones out with fingers
>eat said meat between bones
>crack open bones to really get in there
>?????
>profit

>> No.10179261

>>10179091
That's not even the right way to eat them.

>> No.10179265

>>10179249
This is even more totally wrong.

>> No.10179273

>>10179091
This is the correct way to eat them, but don't spit out the cartilage crunch that shit up, that's the best part

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10179280

>> No.10179289

>>10179249
>not pushing the meat out with your tongue while staring at the Hooters girls

>> No.10179291

>>10179273
>>10179289
Jesus Christ, how have you survived this long without learning how to fucking eat?

>> No.10179294

>>10178812
Only the ones with a big hunk of grilled meat on them.

>> No.10179297

Hobokens are generally better than chimis.

>> No.10179338

>>10179289
>>10179249
this is how I eat them and why I hate them

>> No.10179343

>>10179280
RIP Maakies

>> No.10179347
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10179347

>thinking I'm going to fall for this b8
no (You) for you

>> No.10179393

>>10179007
twist and pull

>> No.10179510

>>10178812
I prefer flats but drums have more meat.

There is no better since its all personal preference.

>> No.10179606

>>10179291
Tell me oh master how do you eat wings

>> No.10180343

>>10178812
No

>> No.10180353
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10180353

>blocks your childish taste

>> No.10180369

>>10179249
>There are people on /ck/ that don't pinch the end of a flat, bite down, and slide the flat against their teeth, stripping the skin and using their tongue to disassemble the entire flat, drawing the meat and delicious cartilage inward while leaving the bones bare.
>They are trying to dictate how wings should be eaten.
Plebians.

>> No.10180370

>>10178812
Sweet BBQ wings are better anyway.

>> No.10180390

ITT: Contrarians

>> No.10180586

Drums are better. Because the bone is bigger you can get more marrow out of it.

>> No.10180598

>>10178812
flats are best and if you don't think so you are a little fucking kid

>> No.10180625

>>10178812
>more cartilage than meat 99% of the time
Yeah nah fuck off

>> No.10181001

>>10179289
Good post

>> No.10181016

>>10180353
But that's just the same thing except more of a pain to eat.

>> No.10181017

>>10179046
Just on one end, inset flat in mouth holding freed bone ends and pull letting your teeth and tongue remove 100% of the meat and skin, enjoy.

>> No.10182580

Am I the only one that grills their wings after deep frying and saucing? Its why i love flats. Can ge a pretty even sear on both sidea of the wing.

>> No.10182616
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10182616

Flat is justice.

>> No.10182721
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10182721

Is this the hot wings thread?

>> No.10182735

Why do you fucking retards call them flats? It's drums and wingettes you virgins

>> No.10182801

>>10182735
Because they're flat you fuck head

>> No.10182822

When i was literally a child, ike 12 years old i liked drums more. When i was a teen, i liked flats more. Now i just don't give a damn. Feels hard maturing earlier than most.

>> No.10182850

>>10178812
For flats I rip the cartilage off one end, remove the ulna, and eat the meat off the bone in one bite. I prefer flats.

>> No.10183366
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10183366

>drums for children
>flats for adults
how about you all grow up and get with the best part of the chicken, the feet

>> No.10184126

>>10178812

When I was growing up I believed this to be true. Now that I'm an adult i have more mature and sophisticated tastes.

>> No.10184445

both are different aspects of the same wing
saying drums are better than flats is kinda like saying the holy spirit is better than jesus

>> No.10184574

>>10178812
You mean "peglegs"? Who here Long John Silver's, arrrrrrrrrrrrrr mateys?

>> No.10184579

>>10184445
But both parts of the wing actually exist...

>> No.10184586

>>10178812
Chicken wings and the little drumsticks are shit. "Boneless" wings (nugs) are superior.

>> No.10184600

>>10184579
does the meat on the wings exist
or are you just pretending to enjoy yourself while watching the big game™ with your friends and gnawing on bones coated with liquid peppers

>> No.10184793

>>10179091
>spit out some cartilage
Spotted the soyboy and/or gay.

>> No.10184820

>>10184600
nah it exists and it tastes good, you weirdo. not everything is a conspiracy. i bet you think everyone just "pretends" to like alcohol too

>> No.10184826

>>10179124
How the fuck are chicken wings work? You just bite them.

>> No.10184897
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10184897

>>10178812
Both at the same time is better. A meal isn't complete without both.

>> No.10184929

>>10179280

>oh yesssss maakies

>> No.10184944

>>10184820
alcohol is the only thing that exists

>> No.10184968
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10184968

>>10184600

>> No.10185122

>>10178812
>I'm so manly for paying for mostly bones
Admit it, eating bone-in wings stopped making sense the instant they stopped being markedly cheaper by the meat weight than chicken breasts.

>> No.10185137

>>10180369
>there are people on this board in current year who are actually too fucking retarded to insert the bone end of a flat in their mouth, suck out the bones and chamber them in their esophagus, launch them to opposite cheeks and use them as mouth-chopsticks/mandibles to daintily imbibe the succulent meats left in front of them
Just fucking stop trying.

>> No.10185165

The flat has always been better.

>> No.10185424

>>10178812
flats are better
but boneless is best

>> No.10186385

>>10180586
Like anyone’sgonna sit there and watch you snap vines in half like a goddamn lunatic

>> No.10186491

>>10185424
>boneless is best

Enjoy your tendies, you dumb fuck.

>> No.10186495

>>10185122
You have no idea what real food is.

>> No.10186502

>>10184897
I'll admit I like both. But, I'll also admit that I prefer whole wing "hot wings" versus separated wings.

>> No.10186508
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10186508

>>10178812
Superior chicken coming through

>> No.10186547

>>10178812
Wings have no culinary value other than agressively making you forget the taste of the beer you were just taking.

>> No.10186572

>>10186547
You are one dumb faggot.

>> No.10186578

>>10186508
This thread isn't about the best parts of a whole chicken, it's about wings.

>> No.10186584

>>10186572
Nice 2004 callback bro

>> No.10186868

>>10178925
I know how to eat them but please someone tell me, how the FUCK do you dip a flat?

>> No.10186943

Only recently learned to the correct way to eat a flat

>> No.10186971

>>10178812
Love drums but won't waste a flat. I just really like dark meat.

>> No.10186995

>>10186584
Sorry, how about "You are one dumb fucknut"? Or "You are one huge fucking moron"? Or "You're about as sharp as a bowling ball"?

>> No.10187100

>>10180353
t. Only likes the skin of the chicken

>> No.10187166

>>10178812
is that a pic of donald trump naked? haha jk

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10187191

>>10186868
Same way to dip a drumstick. Just because one side isn't thicker doesn't make it harder for you unless you have actual low functioning autism

>> No.10187192

>>10187166
Obsessed

>> No.10187205
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10187205

>not boneless

>> No.10187207

>>10187192
haha jk!!!!!!!

>> No.10187221

>>10186868
clearly you don't know how to eat them if you are asking this question, who /meatumbrella/ here?

>> No.10187222

>>10178812
Drums are superior.

>> No.10187599

>>10182721
is this from a Stephen King novel?

>> No.10188460

>>10178812
flats. Always. Plebs don't wanna get their fingers messy.

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10189634

>>10178812
YOU CAN EAT AN ENTIRE FLAT WITH ONE BITE. FUCK OFF.

>> No.10189651

>>10178812
flats are better. I understand the room for drums, but flats you get more meat out of, and are easier to suck down my gullet

>> No.10189666
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10189666

>drums

Objectively worse in every single way.

>> No.10189676

>>10179289
patrician on every level

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10191066

>>10179289
this guy fucks

>> No.10191075

>>10184793
Only asians eat cartilage it has no flavor whatsoever

>> No.10191509

Why has no one else asked what a flat is? How does everyone here just understand nigger talk?

>> No.10191582

>>10183366
I want to try the feet. One day I'll pick up some.
Also, nice dub-dubs.

>> No.10191834

guys when you make wings how do you do it? I bake then toss the wings but what if I'm using a really hot sauce? what would I dilute the sauce with so it can cover all my wings?

>> No.10192017
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>>10191834
brine in salt water for like 30 minutes, dry and coat in flour mixed with paprika and cayenne, fry until cooked through
you could dilute the sauce with butter, vinegar, maybe even just some water? I usually just use franks because it's a solid buffalo wing sauce when mixed with butter.

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>>10181017

I do this. I can clear the bone in nanosecons with this method.

also

>not eating the cartilage

>> No.10192333

>>10191509
There are these search engines that you can use to find basic information on the world wide web. Pretty handy when you want to avoid wasting everybody's time with stupid questions.

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10192348

The fuck is a flat?

>> No.10192371

>>10178812
yeah but the flats have two bones so i can lick out all the meat between theam and show off my Cunnilingus skills to dates

>> No.10192373

>>10192348
At least everybody agrees that negresses don't figure into the equation.

>> No.10192398

Boneless is objectively better anyways. You can't eat regular wings with a fork.

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10192403

>That little bit of meat on the side of the flat that you can pull off with your teeth before splitting the wing

>> No.10192404

>>10192348
I don't get what the circle is showing off

>> No.10192411

>>10192404
the earth is flat