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Post your /ck/rushes

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why can't he be mine

>> No.10172001

give it the old rubba rubba.

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10 years since he left us and it still hurts everyday

>> No.10172045

>british accent


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he was my childhood TV friend :(

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>> No.10172073

Your childhood TV friend was a gay child molester.

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i know

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>> No.10172126

>Hello cheeky, wanna boil some pasta and leeks?

>> No.10172136

If she's so into soup, how come she's looking at the camera rather than the bowl?

{this is a rhetorical question}

>> No.10172151

>Hello cheeky, wanna boil some HUGE PEACHES and farfalle?

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>> No.10172163

Rachel Khoo is 10/10 fucking slamming. Her body is unbelievable and her face is that of a mixed angel. Her tits and hips are phenomenal, wish we could get bikini pics.

>> No.10172177

Thank you so much

>> No.10172179

Hello cheeky, wanna set fire to some logs in a hole in the wall and carry around four servings of pasta in an enamelled tray?

>> No.10172187

who is this panty princess

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>> No.10172202

I like her sister more (not the younger one). She has that really cute vulnerable smile

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Tina Nordström of course.

>> No.10172238

She's on their youtube channel. She kinda looks like her, but thinner

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>> No.10172644

post sister

>> No.10172646

whack whack whack

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>> No.10173102

looks like the average slag

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Her face looks pretty jacked up close.

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That shoot was so god damn sexy.

>> No.10173954

I love her.

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>> No.10173968

Fuck you saatchi, you cunt.

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She does this show that looks like it is set in a swinger's club.

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She looked super airbrushed and it still couldn't hide her flapjack tits on a cereal box body. I remember when she first made it to the Food Network and became popular. What was that show, $20 a day or some shit? Her absurd enthusiasm and raspy voice was never my thing and when she became really popular I couldn't stand the bitch.

I saw her last year doing whatever current show she does, just some generic cooking show. She looked like she was completely sapped of all enthusiasm, energy, and concern. She looked tired and bitter and sounded like she was phoning it in, it made me so happy to see. She is on the decline and knows it. She is a hollowed out shell of her former self and is slogging through the remainder of her celebrity. I love it.

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>> No.10175400

i wish i was that pastry

>> No.10175526

Joe Talbot apparently does too

>> No.10175740

looks like a regular kitchen

>> No.10175943

fuck me, there's something about a girl who makes an effort to look good, dress well and cook that makes my dick diamonds.

Feminists ruin everything

>> No.10175972


But don't you see how oppressed she is???

>> No.10175981

boggles the mind that some women may actually want to do that.

Hell, If I was a grill I'd be happy at home cooking and cleaning. Especially nowadays, 20 mins vaccuming, 20 mins dusting, 5 min load washing machine, 10 mins to empty it. Housework today is an hour max. Leaves at least 6 hours for me to be BLACKED before my husband comes home to fuck my face.

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beep beep motherfuckers

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>> No.10176075

Drake refusing.jpeg

>> No.10176293


Not sure if she counts, but Maddie is gorgeous

>> No.10176318

the guy looks like a sociopath alien pretending to be on a cook book

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>he will never come up to you after a long day of filming him packing cocoa beans and whisper into your ear "great job vincenzo" while grabbing your ass

>> No.10176621


>Hi I'm Francis the host of this show, cooking with dog.
>KONICHIWA, <insert old Japanese lady>

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>> No.10177243

why is she's so fine lads?

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>noone posted the chad yet
He is mine!

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absolutely top tier

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She's so cute.

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>> No.10178073

nice tits but her face is pretty fucking narsty >>10173223

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I learned my curry making skills from her
Man I need to find myself a girl with a British accent

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took a while but im glad we all agree on someone

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Reminds me for your buddies hot mom who cooks shitty but you say it's awesome because you hope you get to stick it to her one day.

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Reminds me for your buddies hot mom who cooks shitty but you say it's awesome because you hope you get to stick it to her one day.

>> No.10178549


i hate giada

>> No.10178564

eh, it's not fakey like some others.
She's from Hollywood money and was raised in Italy/southern california.

>> No.10178576

>tfw all the girls I've meet are shit at cooking or don't even know how to cook

wat do bros,

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I imagine our love making being something between George Costanza trying to eat a sandwich in bed and her using a blowtorch on brulè cream

>> No.10178595

fuck im in love

>> No.10178596

Import one from the third world

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Go back a dimension

>> No.10178601

It's ok to be gay.

>> No.10178602

>tfw sexually aroused by chef john

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>> No.10178744

fuck me sideways

>> No.10178781

Someone pls post thicc Rachel Ray

>> No.10178788


why even live

>> No.10179364

maybe if you're a faggot it is

>> No.10179435


I literally don't see anything wrong with her face. I have a thing for crooked teeth, they're cute.

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>> No.10179994

fuark she's so breedable

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Those shelf boards don't look very sturdy.

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always enjoyed giada's simple italian recipes

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I...i m-meant Jamie, your honour

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>hey guise, let's fawn over some bitches!
kys you pathetic virgin beta orbiting cancer....

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>Sobbed the bulbous blubbernaut, seething with jealous rage because no man had ever glanced romantically at her chunky monkey wobbleslob pork-physique, before rolling back to her snack-filled bed reciting her comfort mantra "men are pigs, my knight in shining armour awaits, he'll one day save me and teach them all how to treat a REAL woman, then slay all ANOREXIC normies for smiting me", cuddling her Twilight pillow and crying uncontrollably while stuffing her face with buttered hams

>> No.10181413

God fucking damnit.

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>> No.10181576

she's just the right mix of wholesome and hot

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>gets called out for being a submissive beta and tries to blame it on fugly bitches
>thinks normal dudes don't hate fawning beta male virgins shitting up the boards with their incessant mewing over some base bitch
You obviously didn't grow up with a father or older brother to slap you in the head when you being a fawning little beta faggot.

You're as bad as the 13 year old girls mewing over Justin Bieber.

>> No.10181625

based bread monk

>> No.10181640

You always post this shit in cookfu threads. fuck off

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Best cookfu
Best gookfu

>> No.10181659

Yeah, these women got on television because of their "cooking talents"

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emmy for best girl

>> No.10181710

her and Maangchi are my girls

>> No.10181714

>when that lazy eye setting in but you in denial

>> No.10181716

>Devastated by it's bottomless pit of savage envy, the porkplanet SMASHED the keys on its keyboard in response, furiously asserting that any men who are attracted to attractive women are children, and with tears still streaming down its face, it slumped back into its stinking bed, praying that "this time, please make them listen this time, it's NOT FAIR that only hot women are treated well, I AM a princess and I will NOT accept a world in which men vomit blood from their eyeballs when looking at the steaming, distended mound of blubber which is my body. I'm a REAL woman and i WILL be treated like one!!". Finished with its rant, confident that 'this must be it, they'll listen now, i told those evil bastards' and when it got its breath back and had swallowed another 2 hams, it began another textwall on its feminist pork appreciation blog, still crying, still eating hams, still furious, still determined to one day waddle down the aisle with its knight. Feeling satisfied it let out one last, whimpering wheeze and settled down once more, to devour some more snack-hams before dinnertime.

>> No.10181726

Awwww....am I interrupting your "beta males fawn over bitches" thread, sunshine?

Man the fuck up and quit being lead around by your dick.

No, they get on TV because beta faggots allow themselves to be lead around by the dick and will watch anything if there's a quasi-decent looking bitch they can fawn and mew over. They should all be culled.

>> No.10181730

Have you ever met a man? Christ you're deluded

>> No.10181732

Even if we're beta males, aren't you the more pathetic one for wasting time on this website being a douche to us?

>> No.10181736

>tries desperately to justify being such a fawning beta orbiter
>fails...as usual

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>> No.10181750

Somebody needs to virtually slap you in the head when you're being a faggot instead of encouraging your submissive repulsive behavior.

I'm doing you little bitches a service, and you should be kissing my ass for doing it.

>> No.10181756

>Tries, incredible as it may seem, while surrounded by a culture which clearly worships the attractive female form, to pretend that there aren't hot grils posted on every website, in every magazine, in every movie and tv pr....
yaknow what? I don't even need to talk about this. If you're trying to convince even yourself let alone anyone else that guys aren't obsessed with hot girls, then fucking lol, it's so pitiful that i'd feel bad for even bothering.
It's not the fault of hotties that men don't give a shit about you

>> No.10181758

>LARPing as a high test male on a weeb website
sad, desu

>> No.10181766

b-but you are literally, and i do mean literally, the most transparent and pathetic person I've ever seen online.

>> No.10181815

reminds me of ian mcshane

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You losers, and every other submissive bitch like you, are under the impression that some vapid cunt has more to offer than YOU do, because no man has ever broken the shit down for you. Here, let me help you....

YOU dumb fucks offer some bitch security, resources, and if you pull you head out of your ass one day, prestige. What do women offer you? A pussy. That's it. They aren't going to protect you, because they're weaker, and they won't stay with you if you can't provide them with resources and prestige, because WOMEN HATE LOSERS. And LOSERS allow themselves to be lead around by the dick.

It's time you faggots realize that it's YOU that bitches should be fawning and mewing over, because YOU can actually provide the real shit that bitches want, which isn't just sex. So start today, adjust your mind, and realize that bitches attention whoring on TV, the media, and pretty much everywhere, are doing it solely because they have NOTHING other to offer than their pussy.

Always remember that a bitch isn't valuable just because you want to fuck her, as you've fucked pic related all your life, and I don't see you bitches fawning and mewing over how hot your hand is...

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Attractive, slim, young white females are the most desirable thing in the known universe bar nothing, and no amount of tantrums from you will change this. Everyone from your neighbours to your father to world leaders and kings, spend basically every waking moment wanting to get their hands on the pink portions of attractive girls. Go ahead and cry about it, won't change shit, not now, not ever. Go comfort eat your woes away

>> No.10181906

look at this dude

>> No.10181936

And you'll never get one being a submissive fawning faggot, because they hate submissive fawning faggots.

Dumb ass.

>> No.10181953

I've had 14 girlfriends, 3 of which were long-term. Are you mentally ill? or seriously just this deluded because you're so unhappy and convince yourself of... whatever the fuck it is you actually believe?
All guys, ALL guys, worship and adore hot girls. Always have and always will.

>> No.10181972

That's why it's such a powerful cheatcode to disregard females. All that energy and all those resources get opened up for other pursuits once you get over the mammary mirage.

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>> No.10181998

It's not going to happen though, because they're TOO fucking delicious. You can no more stop a guy from being attracted to hot girls, no matter how much he fools himself and forces himself into some kind of sexual hibernation, than you can stop him from wanting to drink water or breathe air.

>> No.10182024

Sure, I'm still attracted to them on a biological level, but if you fuck enough of them you realise it's a trick your mind plays on you and that it's not actually that rewarding. We're 'programmed' to overvalue them but the moment you fill one up you realise that you have been tricked.

If you're smart about it and you start to realise this pattern you can just rub one out whenever you start to feel this irrational need to chase pussy and nip it in the bud and get on with more rewarding things.

Age also helps. The farther you get away from your teenage years the easier it is to see through the Jezebels.

>> No.10182148

>I've had 14 girlfriends, 3 of which were long-term.
Because you're a "worshipping" beta faggot that women drop the first chance they can after finding a man willing and able to lead them instead of being manipulated by them.

>> No.10182155

>an no more stop a guy from being attracted to hot girls
There's a difference between being "attracted" to them and being a fawning beta orbiter willing to be lead around by the dick and manipulated by them. Maybe one day you'll realize that....but I doubt it.

>> No.10182162

This dude gets it.

>> No.10182200

>fawning beta orbiter
Projection. I have sex, yet I still enjoy threads like this.

>> No.10182206

You've brainwashed yourself into thinking you don't want it, by the sound of it. Men will enjoy threads like this no matter how much you try to ignore the hotties who to you appear so unattainable.

>> No.10182235

I left 13 of them, lol.

>> No.10182256

>still trying to justify being lead around by the dick
>still failing

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Marisolpink, comfy mexican food youtuber and goddess XD

>> No.10182267

What is it you're trying to achieve here? Trying to stop people posting threads about attractive girls? Lol. qt3.14's dominate the thoughts of every guy on earth. Good luck. Blatant fat, jealous chick detected.

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>> No.10182289

Virgin who thinks hes conquered all women detected. I could be married to the hottest girl on earth and I'd still fap over hot chicks online when she fell asleep.

>> No.10182301

This is pretty spot on. I'm married, have sex everyday, and still browse /s/ all the time.

>> No.10182326

I'm still attracted to women and have a biological desire to fuck them. I like looking at them. I've just realised that actually fucking them is not worth the trouble most of the time.

I'm not saying I'm beyond sexual urges. I was reacting to the "spend basically every waking moment wanting to get their hands on the pink portions of attractive girls" part of anon's post. Sexual urges can be channelled in more efficient ways so you don't end up sacrificing your life and resources to chasing pussy.

>> No.10182335

Sounds like it became unbearable so you had to force yourself into not caring. You're assuming that the people to whom you're responding don't get laid.

>> No.10182484


She has a 5/10 body with a 9/10 smile and 10/10 personality. I'd fuck a refrigerator if it was bubbly, fun to be around, and cooked decently.

>> No.10182516

You're catching some flak for speaking the truth. The mating ritual itself is ennervating and the hassle of dealing with their emotions as you discard them after a night of emptying your balls can be nightmarish. They are also attempting to lock you in and provide them with a spawn which you will pay for for the rest of your life, so tread carefully and keep your condoms under your control at all time.

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louisa from the uk masterchef professionals final

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lol this woman raging at attractive women

stop reading everydayfeminism and shit, you'll feel better

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C'mon guys, step up your game...

>> No.10182688

>Sounds like it became unbearable so you had to force yourself into not caring.
No, I would say it just become apparent to me that the costs outweighed the benefits so I changed my behaviour, in the same way that I quit smoking or getting drunk a lot.

>You're assuming that the people to whom you're responding don't get laid.
I'm not, although reactions to me seem to imply that I suffer from sour grapes. I'm not saying I refrain from chasing women because I can't catch any, I'm refraining from chasing women because I did catch them and after a while it became apparent that it wasn't worth the chase after the novelty wore off.

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>> No.10182795

And as such people shouldn't look at girls online? Psh, nah, you're a jealousy fatty or a triggered virgin.

>> No.10182817

>And as such people shouldn't look at girls online?
I didn't say that at all.

>> No.10182820

whatever you said was gay. can't be bothered to scroll up tbqh.

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Adorable, talented and her presentations are excellent.

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Heh, another one bites the dust..

>> No.10182928


just looked her up and her accent threw me off for a bit, but it's almost impossible to find a vietnamese cooking channel without heavy viet accent, that being said awesome channel and person

thanks anon!

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>> No.10184030

ijustine looks like she could appear on blacked.

>> No.10184670

Mi negro

>> No.10184733

stop it i can only get so hard

>> No.10184737

>and goddess XD
tirate de un edificio faggot

>> No.10184748

tfw when we're cooking for fucking _jeffrey_

>> No.10184791

probably there have been gay kings

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>> No.10185912

You cannot become king if you're covered in shit, riddled with disease, mentally ill and wearing a dress.

>> No.10185927

I'm her holding that knife to your neck as she stares unblinking into your eyes as her rides her super wet pussy on top of you.

Damn I'm getting hard just thinking about it.

>> No.10186101

No love for Laura Calder? Her teats are top-notch and her knowledge and techniques are pretty solid. Much rather watch here than that bigheaded dimwit Giada (who, to be fair, also has top notch teats)


>> No.10186105

>this monster hag
absolutamente asqueroso

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>> No.10186190

*nom nom nom*

>> No.10186200

This kind of thing makes me so grateful for the Empire. Love me some miscegenation.

>> No.10186204

I’m not romantically attracted but I am emotionally invested in the boy. He’s too good for YouTube

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>> No.10186396

Also needs to do some fucking washing up!

>> No.10186397

>t. Jew who got laid by a whore once

>> No.10186401

You can almost already see her naked with her eyeliner running

>> No.10186405

History, look it up ;)

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>> No.10186411

And people give americans shit

She's doing the same "I'm part italian and navajo" bit that so many burgers do.

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>> No.10186450

why is he cooking so good

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>> No.10186721

holy fuk lads

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>you will never have a perfect wife

>> No.10186829

>I'm her holding that knife to your neck
No you aren't.

>> No.10186896

This reads like a Pajeet comment on Pornhub

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There are comments on Pornhub?

>> No.10187127

you're in for a treat

>> No.10187229

the comments on xnxx were legit hilarious back in the day.
Pornhub is pretty generic comment wise.

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Great British Bake Off is chock full of qt /ck/ waifus

also see: Ruby Tandoh, Nadiya Hussein

>> No.10187265

I love reading comments on porn sites. I've mostly used xhamster.
Some of them are Joyce-tier. You can really tell when someone is speaking straight from his dick without filtering it through the brain. It's great.

>> No.10187275

I remember I used to use a site called burningcamel (it's shit now), but there was one guy who commented on every single fucking video. His comments were proper too, it was like porn was his only hobby. He always had strong opinions and knew what he liked and didn't.

>> No.10187300

Candice Brown is MILF tier

>> No.10187311

had to look her up because I haven't seen her series, but goddamn she's fine

>> No.10187326

the only GOAT.

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brad is the kind of bf I want in life

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