Uni-Tasker / Meme Tools

[Anonymous No.10165414]

Butter Grater

[Anonymous No.10165425]

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[Anonymous No.10165443]

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[Anonymous No.10165465]

>>10165414
this could actually be useful if you need to work with ice cold butter

[Anonymous No.10165510]

>>10165443
id use it if received as a gift

[Anonymous No.10165517]

>>10165443
I'd buy this if it was like 10 bucks

[Anonymous No.10165528]

>he uses unitaskers

[Anonymous No.10165531]

[Anonymous No.10165541]

[Anonymous No.10165542]

speaking of gadgets, what is the best tool for grating cheese? i am tired of doing it manually.

[Anonymous No.10165543]

>>10165528
I know right? Like just look at this shit. All it does is cut.

[Anonymous No.10165544]

[Anonymous No.10165549]

>>10165542
Lots of people bitch about this thing but I love mine. I just toss it in the dish washer afterwards.

[Anonymous No.10165552]

>>10165549
do you recommend a certain brand or any chink shit will be good?

[Anonymous No.10165556]

>>10165531
dafuq is this

[Anonymous No.10165561]

>>10165454
imagine someone robbing a hot dog stand with that thing.

[Anonymous No.10165581]

>>10165549
I need to try one of these. I really fucking hate grating cheese normally and risking cutting up my hands.

[Anonymous No.10165588]

CRATERFACE IS GONNA ERUPT BABY

[Anonymous No.10165594]

>>10165552
Mine isn't branded but I spent about 15 bucks on it at a cooking store. You could probably get it on amazon for like 10 though. I'd avoid going with chink quality on this because of the moving parts and the need to apply pressure to use it.

>>10165581
do it

[Anonymous No.10165597]

>>10165443
1 use only....
i imagine you can clean that easily

[Anonymous No.10165599]

[Anonymous No.10165608]

>>10165556
microwave smore maker

[Anonymous No.10165610]

>>10165599
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.10165611]

>>10165599
>170 dollars for the latest in 90s technology

[Anonymous No.10165612]

>>10165599
>78.5 bucks for installation
what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.10165615]

>>10165599
Or you know, just buy a fucking pen ?

[Anonymous No.10165617]

>>10165599
a separate timeline in which the smart phone was never invented

[Anonymous No.10165636]

Well, let's come up with some junk to sell.

[Anonymous No.10165640]

>>10165599
>it is real
>268 customer reviews

[Anonymous No.10165677]

>>10165599

[Anonymous No.10165688]

>>10165599
I went to check this shit out and just why ? It's just a voice recognition thing that converts to a paper list why the fuck would anyone put 190 dollars in this shit

[Anonymous No.10165708]

>>10165425
Ah yes, just how I like my eggs, soggy and tubular.

[Anonymous No.10165718]

>>10165414
grate butter all over all my shit desu senpai

[Anonymous No.10165733]

>>10165688

[Anonymous No.10165752]

>>10165599
>78.49 installation

[Anonymous No.10165772]

>>10165460
Cute!

[Anonymous No.10165782]

>>10165425
Who the fuck cracks an egg with a butter knife. The edge of the table or your hands are just fine, if not better

[Anonymous No.10165785]

>>10165465
Ice cold butter grates just normally with a cheese grater...

[Anonymous No.10165786]

[Anonymous No.10165787]

>>10165688
the only thing I can think of is people can't write because they have no hands. Other than that I dont fuckin know.

[Anonymous No.10165796]

>>10165439
These are multipurpose--if you don't have a bulky paper shredder, you can use them to shred sensitive documents. I'm sure that's what they were initially designed for, but have been re-branded for snipping chives.

[Anonymous No.10165798]

>>10165615
Or open a Word document and print it. Or Excel. Or any fucking thing if you own a printer, which is cheaper. Installation? It's magnetic and comes with a mounting kit? We need 'The King in Yellow' "lethal chambers" for some people.

Now the patented banana slicers, saved my life once. Five stars.

[Anonymous No.10165804]

>>10165786
I do not understand what this is for. Is it freezing it too and making bad sorbet, or is it just turning fruit into mush?

[Anonymous No.10165819]

>>10165804
You actually have to first freeze the fruit yourself. It's a mush maker.

[Anonymous No.10165830]

snivfefe

[Anonymous No.10165846]

>>10165599

[Anonymous No.10165858]

>>10165608
Lmao it doesn't even heat up itself

[Anonymous No.10165865]

>>10165425
Not the dumbest thing here but still fucking stupid. Takes < 2 minutes to stir up an egg in a ceramic bowel and microwave it for a minute.

[Anonymous No.10165880]

>>10165865
>microwaving eggs

[Anonymous No.10165881]

>>10165543
>t. doesn't cook and is only here for fast food memes

[Anonymous No.10165889]

>>10165865
i'm interested in the ceramic bowel

[Anonymous No.10165892]

>>10165786
>frozen maker thingie

I know someone with MS who has 10 other allergies and medical ailments incl dairy sensitivity, and lots of disposable income and a good kitchen for storage, and they do love their frozen machine. They do feed bananas, mangoes and tropical fruit from the trees in the yard right into there. They don't need to be frozen first in their machine, so it's one step better than making a smoothie from frozen fruit for them.

[Anonymous No.10165924]

It makes tortillas from pods

[Anonymous No.10165958]

>>10165924
Name my band /ck/

[Anonymous No.10165993]

>>10165958
what cryptocurrency is this?

[Anonymous No.10166001]

>>10165924
>>10165958
it's like a Juicero for the suburban upper-middle class mexican

[Anonymous No.10166006]

>>10165958
>Dingding Wang

[Anonymous No.10166019]

>>10165958
>dingding wang

[Anonymous No.10166024]

>>10165958
I feel like waving hello to them would cause a rape accusation.

[Anonymous No.10166029]

>>10165958

[Anonymous No.10166046]

This is a Chinese knockoff of Juicero, yet it manages to be more practical due to the fact the machine doesn't need an internet connection, and comes with reusable bags. It was also much cheaper before Juicero went on clearance.

[Anonymous No.10166067]

>>10165599
>Review from last year
>I really like this product. This product is handy to keep tabs on items that you need to get from the store. When your ready to go, just print the list. Here's my PROBLEM!! I've owned 2 units and both have stopped working. They both started saying that the lists are full when there is nothing in either one of them!!!! I tried taking the batteries out for days...I tried removing a few items from the master list...I've tried banging the item on a hard surface... same response when I try to add an item to an EMPTY list..."list full". That being said, I WILL order another one and hope I get more than 2 years out of it.

[Anonymous No.10166074]

>>10165599
This is probably for people that can't speak English too well

[Anonymous No.10166125]

>>10166067
>Someone actually put over 500 dollars in this shit

[Anonymous No.10166142]

>>10165599
>Intuitive interface

[Anonymous No.10166162]

>>10165599
>$78.49 for """expert""" installation

[Anonymous No.10166267]

>>10165439
At least this has more than one potential use.

[Anonymous No.10166288]

>>10165958
>DingDing Wang

[Anonymous No.10166291]

>>10166125
better than starving

[Anonymous No.10166305]

>>10165544
Does this measure the amount of cum in food? Because you would have to be a cum guzzling faggot to own one

[Anonymous No.10166333]

>>10166046
>Does not require internet conection
A fucking juice maker required internet conection ?!

[Anonymous No.10166374]

>>10166333
>he didn't pirate the unique qr codes for his juicero

[Anonymous No.10166381]

>>10166333
Juicero required you to have Wi-Fi connection to their servers. When you put in a bag, it would scan the QR code in the database. So you couldn't reuse a bag, use a non Juicero brand bag or a recalled bag. The developers of the machine said people were "hacking" their product by manually squeezing the bag.

[Anonymous No.10166402]

>>10166381
>The developers of the machine said people were "hacking" their product by manually squeezing the bag

[Anonymous No.10166409]

>>10165425

Oh shit a techmoan webm

[Anonymous No.10166410]

>>10165439
these are useful for grinding weed

[Anonymous No.10166414]

>>10166381
Please tell me that they went bankrupt and nowhere people are that stupid.

[Anonymous No.10166430]

>>10166414
The company is no more. Why Google thought it was worth throwing $120 million in venture capital at remains a mystery.

[Anonymous No.10166437]

>>10166414
The company shut down/is shutting down(?). But since it was one of those startup companies in California it received a lot of financial backers and investers. Among them was Google. When the product was first announced, I think it was supposed to cost like 700 USD.

[Anonymous No.10166439]

>>10165958
I'd let her Dingding my Wang
I'd Xiaoyue Du her

[Anonymous No.10166443]

>>10166410
So is a grinder

[Anonymous No.10166444]

>>10166430
>120 mil.
Jesus christ, blowing it out on hookers would be more prosperous for google.

[Anonymous No.10166453]

>>10166443
a weed grinder is just a shitty unitasker
the scissors can also chop parsely really quick
so the scissors are more useful

[Anonymous No.10166463]

>>10166453
>He doesn't grind his parsley in the same thing as his weed, thusly imparting a more refined flavor

[Anonymous No.10166476]

>>10165958
Dingding's Things

[Anonymous No.10166478]

>>10165599

[Anonymous No.10166479]

>>10166463
>He doesn't cut his weed with the parsely scissors, therefore resulting in a parsely infused joint

[Anonymous No.10166481]

>>10165786
so it turns fruit into a gross paste?

i dont get it.

[Anonymous No.10166486]

>>10166479
That.... actually sounds interesting. I think you're onto something here. A joint with a hint of basil and oregano sounds pretty good.

[Anonymous No.10166496]

>>10166479
>he doesn’t cut his weed with crafting scissors

[Anonymous No.10166498]

>>10166486
me and my friends once smoked a 100% oregano joint when we were 12
we were pretty retarded

[Anonymous No.10166516]

>>10165588
Goddamnit why did you have it remind me of that manga

[Anonymous No.10166527]

>not being happy consumers >>10166238
Monsters. Think of the billionaires :’(

[Anonymous No.10166541]

I had a friend that would buy a 1/4 oz and run it all through a coffee grinder. He would then put it in a bag but take all the crystal adhering to the grinder and fill a shot glass with it.

It was stupid, because why grind all your weed at once so it goes bone dry quickly, and why separate crystal from the bud? But it was nice in one way: he would often spoon a heap of crystal in a joint or on a bong hit. I remember doing bong hits with bud, hash, and a nice healthy scoop of crystal.

Sometimes I really miss those days.

[Anonymous No.10166546]

>>10165425
>yuro
makes sense

[Anonymous No.10166580]

>>10165541
kinky

[Anonymous No.10166587]

>>10166541
desu a 1/4oz is four or five joints if you're not a little bitch, i easily smoked 1/4oz a day to myself back in the day. and separating your keef is a common practice, especially nowadays when there's a lot of stuff you can do to it.

[Anonymous No.10166603]

>>10166587
>7 grams
>four or five joints
I would get at least 14, jeez
Having a high tolerance sucks, If you only smoke occasionally you get baked as fuck off less than a g

[Anonymous No.10166612]

>>10165439
I've seen those in a fishing equipment catalogue. They were supposed to be used to cut up worms so you can put them in ground bait.

[Anonymous No.10166619]

>>10166410
>>10166612
>>10165439
damn, i gotta get me some of these scissors

[Anonymous No.10166627]

>>10165439
>>10166619
cleaning seems hard...

[Anonymous No.10166639]

>>10166587
When I used to smoke, I stopped being about smoking in quantity after I was 19 or so. It kept my tolerance down and I didn't see a point in seeing how fast I could smoke an oz. I would rather smoke a couple bowls or a bit of a joint, it was enough for me. I also grew up in Toronto and always had access to excellent weed at a good price (not always the case in circa 2000 N. America as it is now).

I later got into making butter and alcohol extracts, which was far more efficient but of course much different than the buzz from smoking.

[Anonymous No.10167016]

>>10166029
this

[Anonymous No.10167031]

>>10166496
enjoy your ink pasta

[Anonymous No.10167080]

>>10166067
That's what you get when you dont pay for expert installation.

[Anonymous No.10167092]

>>10165425

[Anonymous No.10167103]

>>10165561
and then using it to put mustard on the hot dog they stole right in front of the hot dog stand guy

[Anonymous No.10167118]

>>10165425
>put eggs in
>go off do some other shit in the meantime
>comeback to cooked eggs
do americans really wait for their food?

[Anonymous No.10167135]

>>10167092
soyboyism at it's best

[Anonymous No.10167143]

>>10165439
these are absolutely shit the multiple blades just spread the force meaning you crush stuff rather than cut it. also near impossible to sharpen as they arent designed to be disassembled.

[Anonymous No.10167146]

Is the toaster an unitasker?

[Anonymous No.10167157]

>>10167146
Yes, but it's worthwhile if you make toast often because there's less wasted energy than if you used a more versatile cooking appliance.

[Anonymous No.10167158]

>>10165561
Why is this so funny lol

[Anonymous No.10167387]

>>10167146
>can do bread, buns, bagels
nah

[Anonymous No.10167440]

>>10165544
Imagine being the guy skewering all the produce in a frantic attempt to find food with a low amount of "harmful substances"

[Anonymous No.10167458]

>>10167440
Imagine being a GM at a grocer.
>Hello officer. I'd like to report a trespasser.
>He's skewering all our tomatoes with some sort of metal probe saying he's just looking for dangerous contaminants before he buys something.

[Anonymous No.10167525]

>>10165599
I bet boomers love this thing

[Anonymous No.10167541]

>>10166414
Boomers loved that shit

[Anonymous No.10167544]

[Anonymous No.10167551]

>>10165924

[Anonymous No.10167563]

>>10167551
>ever wanna watch a commercial to kill yourself?
>Well now you can!

[Anonymous No.10167568]

>>10167118
>Glass cutting board
Why are there so many bad cooks in Europe?

[Anonymous No.10167569]

>>10167551
That thing is fucking huge. A regular bread machine isn't even that big.

[Anonymous No.10167580]

>>10165612
I bought a wifi antenna that had that option for the same price. The only installation is to clip two pieces of plastic together and attach a cord, which doesn't come with the antenna.

[Anonymous No.10167595]

>>10165599
Hahahahahahahahahahaha oh wowzers, Jeanine! That was a real slick one! Unlike those fucking millenials, right? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.10167604]

>>10167551
>https://youtu.be/stTzLmoStsU
>torrrrrrrrrrteeya

[Anonymous No.10167616]

>>10167568
>lard thinks hot dog central houses great chefs.
You may be able to beat England, but that only means you're not completely at rock bottom, burger boy.

[Anonymous No.10167617]

>>10166410
>>81608903
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10167626]

>>10167580
i wish i could learn the art of jewing baby boomers

[Anonymous No.10167633]

>>10167604
>flaayteyv
>tor-rrr-rtayya
I laughed too.

[Anonymous No.10167634]

>>10167617
Ha ha ha ha ha! This is funny! As funny as that kids show, Ricky and Mort!

[Anonymous No.10167635]

>>10167604
You can really hear how AUTHENTICO she is.

[Anonymous No.10167644]

>>10167604
>one packet makes one tortilla
>this reduces waste

[Anonymous No.10167647]

>>10167617
Found the guy who only knows stoners who are 14

[Anonymous No.10167652]

>>10167544
looks useful actually, specially for those high end wedding cakes.

[Anonymous No.10167655]

>>10165958
>Dingding Wang

[Anonymous No.10167661]

[Anonymous No.10167675]

>>10167644

[Anonymous No.10167678]

>>10167617
(You)

[Anonymous No.10167686]

>>10167675
>implying they are not using "muh climate change" as a way to trick gullible hippies into buying more
I think it is smart strategy to be honest

[Anonymous No.10167694]

>>10167675
>reduce food waste
>By increasing plastic waste
BRILLIANT

[Anonymous No.10167699]

>>10167694
Not only that, you heat up the machine for one tortilla! Now that's what I call efficient energy use.

[Anonymous No.10167703]

>>10165414
>>10165465
>>10165785

why would you EVER need to grate butter

[Anonymous No.10167708]

>>10167699
The dough is pretty cheap, though!

[Anonymous No.10167724]

>>10167563
i needed that last push!

[Anonymous No.10167728]

>>10167708
This thing sounds so bad that I’m almost tempted to buy one just for novelty/comedy value

[Anonymous No.10167744]

>>10167728

[Anonymous No.10167754]

>>10167595
>>10167525
holy shit calm down
dont you guys have High School tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.10167756]

>>10165599
>>10165640
>>10167525
>>10167595
Technologically inept old people are the reason we will never advance as a society.

[Anonymous No.10167757]

>>10167703
If more people asked these kind of questions some products simply wouldn't exist.

[Anonymous No.10167758]

[Anonymous No.10167770]

>>10167744

[Anonymous No.10167776]

>>10165561
"C'mon pal, don't make me use the spicy mustard"

[Anonymous No.10167778]

>>10167756
Yup, it's time to selectively thin the herd, as nature isn't able to do it for us anymore.

[Anonymous No.10167790]

>>10167703
For southern biscuits and pie crust. Do you even pastry, faggot?

[Anonymous No.10167792]

[Anonymous No.10167793]

>>10167661
>adventurous foodies will love it

[Anonymous No.10167811]

A rice cooker. The unitasker /ck/ always defends. Fucking weeaboos learn to use a fucking pot. Lazy pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.10167817]

>>10167661
id totally make fucking nasty shit with this
meat spheres, shit spheres, slop spheres etc

[Anonymous No.10167823]

>>10167604
>>10167551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwI8MtcmqyU

As an added bonus, it includes footage of a white guy sexual assaulting japanese women.

[Anonymous No.10167853]

>>10167811
I mean if you make copious amounts of rice you can justify it I guess.

[Anonymous No.10167866]

>>10165541
could use it with carrots

[Anonymous No.10167871]

>>10166381
Don't forget that you ordered the juice bags via a subscription service, where you paid $40 for eight bags of juice, which were mailed to you once a week.

I don't even think you could pick which juice packs you got.

[Anonymous No.10167874]

>>10167853
Use. A. Pot.

[Anonymous No.10167897]

>>10165425
>butter some toast
>fold it around egg hotdog
>breakfastdog

Yeah, sure.

[Anonymous No.10167909]

i guess you can use it to store small things too.

[Anonymous No.10167924]

>>10167661
Or you know, you could just get a plastic squeezer for 99 cents.

[Anonymous No.10167931]

>>10167604
I really like how she sounds completely normal for everything until she says tortilla and turns into a hotel maid.

[Anonymous No.10167955]

>>10167661
im tempted to buy this and see if i can caviar my semen

[Anonymous No.10167991]

>>10167874
What if I want to make ten cups and keep it hot and moist for a vaguely specified dinner time? Checkmate, atheists

[Anonymous No.10167993]

>>10165414

[Anonymous No.10167997]

>>10165958
>Dingding Wang

[Anonymous No.10167999]

>>10167991
>What if I’m lazy and plan poorly?
idiot

[Anonymous No.10168015]

>>10167092
Why is his face

[Anonymous No.10168019]

>>10167792
That’s kinda cute. I wonder if they have a testicle shaped mold

[Anonymous No.10168033]

>>10167758
I'd bust a nut on her titties.

[Anonymous No.10168047]

>>10168015
Because he touches himself at night.

[Anonymous No.10168051]

[Anonymous No.10168067]

I think Ja/ck/ did a review of this thing, the robostir

[Anonymous No.10168115]

>>10168067
Is that like the thing that uses those special magnets to stir for you? Sounds cool to me

[Anonymous No.10168116]

>>10168067
This picture is fucking hilarious, I can't even tell what is supposed to be happening.

[Anonymous No.10168127]

>>10168115
Uhhhh wrong pic?

[Anonymous No.10168139]

>>10168115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjuBBzJj9bM

[Anonymous No.10168144]

[Anonymous No.10168148]

>>10167703
for baking faggot

[Anonymous No.10168156]

>>10167595
Fucking reddit

[Anonymous No.10168158]

>>10167758
>>10168033
This new kitchen appliance allows even this petite inexperienced wife to handle nuts for only 14.99!

[Anonymous No.10168163]

>Not posting the best one

[Anonymous No.10168167]

>>10168139
Oh wow that actually really sucks

[Anonymous No.10168183]

>>10167823
Fuck I want to go harass Japanese women with that now

[Anonymous No.10168185]

>>10165435
What sort of palsy dose someone need to use this?

[Anonymous No.10168188]

>>10167874
Pots can't let you put in raw rice when you leave for work and come home to cooked rice when you get home if you don't want to burn your house down.

[Anonymous No.10168199]

>>10168185
someone post the palsy girl for this man

[Anonymous No.10168200]

>>10167999
I mean, you could say needing anything other than a knife, a pan, and a heat source is out of laziness.

[Anonymous No.10168202]

>>10165958
DingDing Wang be my Xiao Mei Mei

[Anonymous No.10168207]

>>10166603
This. Less is more. Just like those alcoholics that brag that they need to drink a whole bottle of whisky to feel a buzz.

[Anonymous No.10168217]

>>10168144
A pizza cutter is a fantastic multitasker and adding a second blade doesn't diminish its number of uses.

[Anonymous No.10168227]

>>10168217
but surely that costs more than a traditional, non-meme pizza cutter in addition to being harder to stroe

[Anonymous No.10168230]

>>10168227
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot the thread was also about meme-tools, nut just unitaskers. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.10168253]

>>10167909
>Ice cube trays
>useless

They're literally the perfect mold for pressing ravioli

[Anonymous No.10168256]

>>10165617
>>10165599
So much this. I read that and was instantly teleported back to the 1980s and 1990s watching this shit on big dish satellite tv.

[Anonymous No.10168270]

>>10165958
For a moment there I seriously thought the photos were taken with some wacky fish eye camera lens.

>DinDing Wang

mfw

[Anonymous No.10168276]

>>10167661
HOLY SHIT HOW THO

[Anonymous No.10168284]

>>10167909
>12 y/o confirmed
this was the only way we had ice as a kid. fridges didn't always make ice.

[Anonymous No.10168287]

>>10167909
My mom uses these at my parents+a ninja blender to make vodka slushies.

They make alright ice cubes, just small than more traditional tray. The ice is easier to get out since it's rubber, and not hard plastic, which cracks after a while.

[Anonymous No.10168289]

Essential tools every kitchen should have:
Basic utensils
Saucepan/Pots/cooking sheet
Cheese grater (Flat is best)
Cutting Board
Boning/parring/Steak knives
Spatula
Whisk
Rotary Slicer/Pizza wheel
Blender/Processor
Deep fryer

Anything else is irrelevant and just takes up space for your inherent convenience and laziness.

[Anonymous No.10168294]

>>10167823
>And women appreciate the effort. Women don't appreciate a piece of plastic jammed into them.
I need more laughing reaction faces. My sides nearly split the earth.

[Anonymous No.10168304]

>>10168163
>I wonder how many serviings my dick is huehueheuhue

[Anonymous No.10168305]

>>10167092
He looks like somebody rolled a sim in dirty pubes.

[Anonymous No.10168326]

>>10167661
>>10167924
I used a ziploc bag with a tiny hole cut into it by cutting a corner tip off. Use this method instead.

[Anonymous No.10168336]

>>10167909
those kind are god awful. Traditional ice cube trays spread the water evenly, are stiff, and stack. These things spill everywhere and just plain suck

[Anonymous No.10168347]

>>10167758
>sexy babe with nuts
>unitasker thread

Finally, I can use this image after 2 years!

[Anonymous No.10168351]

>>10167874
Fuck off, real Asians love rice cookers. Go weeb somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.10168358]

>>10168019
But, eggs are already shaped like testicles.

[Anonymous No.10168373]

>>10167811
>>10167853
>>10167874
>>10167991
>>10167999
>>10168200
>>10168188
>>10168188
Just stir the rice, until it starts to boil in the pot then put it in a bunch of towels, blankets, and/or lots insulation of some type for 20-40 minutes. depending on if it is white or brown rice. No need to stir. No sticking. No burning. If you forget about it, it won't overcook.

[Anonymous No.10168384]

>>10167909
I have two of these stainless steel ice trays exclusively for making ice. They are great. I make a bunch of ice and put it into a stainless steel container in the fridge. That way it never draws in freezer odors making it taste funky (usually like plastic). I'm never going back to the plastic ones.

[Anonymous No.10168385]

>>10168373

What kind of fuckingchild does this? If rice is so hard for you that you are willing to go to these lengths then just don't eat rice.

[Anonymous No.10168391]

>>10168304
lol get a load of this spaghetti dick

[Anonymous No.10168396]

>>10167661
You might get a similar effect by using blackberries.
I've been having blackberries with my morning oats lately and I noticed that when I cook one in the oats the little balls will seperate from the stem before they dissolve completely. So maybe do that in water, or something, to get littlew blackberry balls. Same might work with raspberries, though I doubt it.

Fun Fact: Google 'blackberry' for a stock image and get a bunch of electronic devices. Fuck you Capitalism.

[Anonymous No.10168399]

>>10168144
>no bell to ring or horn to honk while cutting pizza

[Anonymous No.10168408]

>>10168163
The sauce spoon I made has a hole in it sized for measuring out 1 serving of spaghetti. Most sauce stirrers with a large hole are like that. 1-3 servings.

[Anonymous No.10168411]

>>10168304
Half a serving.

[Anonymous No.10168413]

>>10165425
this should be a collage image. not a full minute of my time in a webm.

[Anonymous No.10168414]

>>10168373

[Anonymous No.10168415]

>>10168385
It saves money on cooking fuel/electric and saves you lots of time to do other things. Since it only uses towels and a pot you don't need to buy anything else.

[Anonymous No.10168420]

>>10165958

>luz lopez laguna

la luz extinguido...

[Anonymous No.10168425]

>>10168373
>>10168414
>>10168385
GLORIOUS HAYBOX COOKER

[Anonymous No.10168432]

>>10168304
How the hell can you even fit it into something that small?

>yfw

[Anonymous No.10168437]

>>10166029
I'd put my Wang in her dingding if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.10168440]

>>10168399
underrated post

[Anonymous No.10168457]

>>10168347
kek

[Anonymous No.10168466]

>>10168437
>If you know what I mean
If you know what I mingming

[Anonymous No.10168523]

>>10167874
y? its much easier to use a rice cooker and most double as slow or pressure cookers.

[Anonymous No.10168529]

>>10167909
yeah I just fill up a large tupperware container and break the large ice cube up with an ice pick

[Anonymous No.10168534]

>>10168373
lol wtf?? y would you ever use this over a rice cooker

[Anonymous No.10168560]

>>10165599
>>10167525
>>10167756
i wish we could launch all the old people who are unwilling to understand technology directly into the sun

[Anonymous No.10168561]

>>10165599
But why.

I mean my phone has a built in shopping list function. I don't need to print it because I can just read it anytime on my phone.
Maybe some people can't type because they arthritis or fat fingers?

[Anonymous No.10168573]

>>10168396

pro: healthier and more natural
con: limited colours

pros > cons
I like it.

[Anonymous No.10168602]

>>10165786
Almost like a food processor would do a better job.

Wow, great product.

[Anonymous No.10168625]

>>10167661
this is totally useless but it is actually cool and does something you can't easily do regularly unlike the juice machine or the tortilla machine

[Anonymous No.10168629]

>>10167103
great advertisement

[Anonymous No.10168654]

>>10168051
i feel slightly compelled to put my dick in it

[Anonymous No.10168701]

>>10165443
I kinda really want this.

[Anonymous No.10168702]

>>10168561
What app is this?

[Anonymous No.10168703]

>>10165561
>>10167776
underrated posts

[Anonymous No.10168705]

>>10165443
>pure peanut butter without additives and sugar
Why is this bad again?

[Anonymous No.10168709]

>>10168705
Because just use your fucking food processor.

[Anonymous No.10168724]

>>10168709
doesnt work very well, comes out mealy/gritty and not crushed

[Anonymous No.10168726]

>>10168705
>bitch to clean
>chink plastic
>shitty servos
>bacteria on the mill

You'd be better off with a motor and pestle or food processor.

[Anonymous No.10168729]

>>10168724
Before you spend money on a meme peanut butter maker I'd buy a better food processor

[Anonymous No.10168730]

>>10168709
>>10168709
>>10168726
But this is specifically for nut butters, and has that great 1940's asthetic. Plus food processors suck.

[Anonymous No.10168732]

>>10168724
"Reeee I only like smooth peanut butter like mom buys!!"

[Anonymous No.10168735]

>>10166067
>I've tried banging the item on a hard surface

[Anonymous No.10168739]

>>10168730
>He like the left side

[Anonymous No.10168747]

>>10168735
Can you imagine that being your last sight before being chopped down

[Anonymous No.10168757]

>>10168724
You have a shit food processor then.

[Anonymous No.10168766]

>>10165443
>Nostalgia electrics
My heart! Thank you so much anon for showing me these wonderful brand, they have the cutest little novelty gadgets and i'm thinking of picking up a few now.

[Anonymous No.10168768]

>>10167811
I live in Asia and they literally look at you with a blank expression if you even so much as suggest not using a rice cooker.
Asians are thoroughly convinced you NEED a rice cooker to make rice.

[Anonymous No.10168784]

>>10167811
But I also make cakes, pancakes, and stew in my rice cooker. Anybody who thinks rice cookers are unitaskers never used a rice cooker before

[Anonymous No.10168797]

>>10168784
Instant pots make rice cookers look like steel cauldrons

[Anonymous No.10168819]

>>10165425
>Crack two eggs into this thing and it’ll take a yellow, egg-based dump

Appetizing

[Anonymous No.10168822]

>>10165425
Do white people shit out white shit

[Anonymous No.10168836]

>>10168822
Post skin now or leave forever

[Anonymous No.10168838]

>>10168822
yes because the lack of spices in their diet causes a melanic malnourisment of the fecal matter, so caucasian shits are white or grey and very brittle

[Anonymous No.10168844]

>>10168838
Both my parents are white but my poop is brown. Should I tell my dad?

[Anonymous No.10168847]

Nothing wrong with a unitasker that you use every single day.

[Anonymous No.10168876]

>>10168844
most coalburners in white relationships spike their food with bacon fat or crisco to compensate for the lack of spices in the white household, as its easy to skim and store hidden away for long periods of time

i think your dad went out for a pack of smokes and never came back

[Anonymous No.10168879]

>>10168534
Because you can use it while camping and use it for anything that involve soup, stew, and pasta.

[Anonymous No.10168912]

>>10168289
>forgetting the breakfast station

[Anonymous No.10168914]

>>10167874
Enjoy your shitty rice

[Anonymous No.10168918]

>>10168822
Dogs used to shit out white shit.
http://www.caninest.com/white-dog-poop/

[Anonymous No.10168922]

>>10168912
that looks like the complete opposite of a unitasker

[Anonymous No.10168927]

>>10168912
If that had a time function, so you could just toss the raw cook in before you go to bed and it would be ready when you wake up, then it might be neat.

[Anonymous No.10168928]

>>10168912
>Eggs
Done in a sauce pan
>Bread/waffles
Done in toaster
>Coffee
Done with a tea kettle

Nobody needs that obstruction in their life.

[Anonymous No.10168936]

>>10168766
>Store decides to use the cotton candy machine for a working display.
>Fuckyes.jpg.
>Manager decides the best candy to use for this, to make the cotton candy that will sell this product to customers.
>Are mints.

[Anonymous No.10168967]

>>10167756
>>10167778
Playful reminder that the only difference between old people and us is that they will die sooner.

[Anonymous No.10168975]

>>10168936
>Implying starlight peppermint cotton candy isn't the best there is.

Plebian taste kid. I bet you like bubblegum.

[Anonymous No.10168985]

>>10168912
might be useful in a caravan or yacht.

[Anonymous No.10168989]

>>10168967
Yeah, but I'll never find a technology that I only use because I'm comfortable with it until I die. Wait.... >>>/g/64781456 (You)

[Anonymous No.10168992]

>>10168918
kek @ the comments

[Anonymous No.10168996]

>>10168985
Or to sew seeds of hate among your office coworkers.

[Anonymous No.10169011]

>>10168702
Google Keep.

[Anonymous No.10169013]

>>10168432
>How can he fit his dick in a 3-4 inch ring
I sure fucking hope he can.

[Anonymous No.10169025]

>>10168918
I don't know why you're even here. We all know you can't cook, Ms. Silverman.

[Anonymous No.10169045]

>>10168766
coffee roaster
>>10165443
coffee grinder
>>10166046
coffee maker

[Anonymous No.10169051]

>>10168373
This is like saying "Why get a stove? You can just dig a pit in your backyard and make a perfectly good wood fire there to save on gas."

[Anonymous No.10169056]

>>10169045
>Coffee roasters look like 1940's circus vendors

[Anonymous No.10169063]

>>10169056
just sayin'. it's not uncommon to use air popers for roasting coffee beans at home.

[Anonymous No.10169064]

>>10169056
>1940's circus vendors look like shitty peanut grinders

[Anonymous No.10169112]

>>10169064
??? How on earth does THIS look like a peanut grinder to you anon?

[Anonymous No.10169126]

>>10169011
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.10169133]

>>10169112
where is your messiah now?

[Anonymous No.10169148]

>>10167661
both these "foodies" are FATTIES

[Anonymous No.10169152]

[Anonymous No.10169153]

>>10169133
What?

[Anonymous No.10169167]

Are unitasking attachments for a single multitasking tool alright?

[Anonymous No.10169189]

>>10167544
*ACHOO*

[Anonymous No.10169205]

>>10169153
crushed peanuts, anon.
nvm

also
>implying all unitaskers are bad

[Anonymous No.10169214]

>>10167551
>Cinnamon tortillas
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.10169269]

>>10167544
Looks like a dildo.

[Anonymous No.10169276]

>>10169214
wypipo.

[Anonymous No.10169277]

>>10169269
Not a very good one. Of course all of my dildos are horse based so what do I know?

[Anonymous No.10169281]

>>10168373
Please sell on tv. I want a rice snuggle to take on adventures with my brave toaster.

[Anonymous No.10169318]

>>10167823
>THE DESIGN WAS UMM INSPIRED A LOT BY THE UH UM TOOLS AND IMPLEMENTS THAT UM ARE USED TO MAKE AUTHENTIC MEXICAN FOOD UHHH WHICH IS A UMMM ITS KIND OF LIKE A MORTAL AND PESTLE BUT ITS UMM MUCH LARGER, AND SO WE DREW A LOT OF UUUUHHH... INSPIRATION FROM THAT. WE ALSO LOOKED AT A LOT OF UHH OTHER MEXICAN CULTURE SUCH AS THE UMMMM *FOUR SECOND PAUSE* UMMMM WE LOOKED AT TEXTILES, EVERYTHING FROM THE .........UMM.....UHHHHHH.... THE PYRAMIDS, TO THE... UMMMM......UHHHHHH.....

Jesus fuck why would anyone give this guy money? He clearly doesn't even know his own product.

[Anonymous No.10169337]

>>10169153
kek

[Anonymous No.10169346]

>>10169281
>>10169051
Thermos makes these (pic is "THERMOS vacuum thermal insulation cooker"), though they don't work as well as the towel ones. I made one using bags of packing peanuts. It is large enough for two pots or one stock pot. It fits in a huge Thermos 104 cooler. I fucking love it. The commercials ones are like $50 or something.

[Anonymous No.10169350]

>>10169133
kek

[Anonymous No.10169354]

>>10169346
I also cook rice on trips in my thermos bottle. You just need to use a long thin wooden spoon to get it out.

[Anonymous No.10169382]

>>10169354
So, a chopstick??

[Anonymous No.10169426]

>>10169382
lol The opening is larger than most spoons you eat with. You just use a longer one. Mine is glass lined so I only use wood utensils with it.

[Anonymous No.10169453]

>>10169426
>lol The opening is larger than most
I could say the same about my girlfriend unfortunately

[Anonymous No.10169490]

>>10169318
>why would anyone give this guy money?
Wifi powered bag squeezing machine.

[Anonymous No.10169508]

>>10168399
no brakes either.

[Anonymous No.10169519]

>>10168373
CAN SAVE YOU UPWARDS OF 4$ A YEAR ON COOKING GAS COSTS

[Anonymous No.10169573]

>>10169453
I am truley sorry four you’re lots.

[Anonymous No.10169577]

I can't believe nobody has posted a hot dog maker yet.

[Anonymous No.10169628]

>>10167811
Lol u stupid

[Anonymous No.10169668]

>>10169508
gotta go fast

[Anonymous No.10169829]

[Anonymous No.10169836]

>>10169829
Can people really not do this with just a knife? It's four straight cuts.

[Anonymous No.10169838]

>>10169836
but what about the face

[Anonymous No.10169845]

>>10169838
To be honest, I didn't notice the face.
Personally I don't think it's an important feature of the hot dog man at all.

[Anonymous No.10169891]

>>10166067
>spend $400 on mini printers
>bang them on the counter
>HHUUHH they aren't working, guess I'll buy another one
My sides have left the room

[Anonymous No.10170022]

>>10167811
Why use ricecooker if there are multicookers? Those are extremely popular in Easter Europe

[Anonymous No.10170117]

>>10168284
Calm down hothead. The automatic ice cube maker are an even more absurd form of unitasker. Point is that they're unitaskers, that's what this thread is about, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.10170119]

>>10168529
>thread about unitaskers
>people flip out when you show a unitasker
Something tells me the alcolholics have escaped their containment thread.

[Anonymous No.10170546]

>>10165425
>eggdildo.webm

[Anonymous No.10170615]

>>10165958
Hey, it's all males at the top and women under them! That's something we don't see everyday!

[Anonymous No.10170622]

>>10170615
>the founders and owners outrank the other staff!!
Absolute tyranny

[Anonymous No.10170640]

>>10170615
I enjoy sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of being on top a woman.

[Anonymous No.10170763]

>>10170022
Electric pressure cooker? I thought about getting one awhile ago, but forgot about it.

[Anonymous No.10170829]

>>10170615
http://fortune.com/2017/06/07/fortune-500-women-ceos/

Do you even realize how many massive companies are run by women

[Anonymous No.10171189]

>>10165439
just get a Mezzaluna