Gummy thread

[Anonymous No.10163504]

How many of you lads have had Sugar Free Gummy bears?

[Anonymous No.10163510]

>>10163504
I have not

[Anonymous No.10163515]

>>10163504
I have
I won't make that mistake again

[Anonymous No.10163522]

>>10163504
Don't they cause explosive diarrhea?

[Anonymous No.10163637]

>>10163522
Thermonuclear

[Anonymous No.10163649]

>active person
>running out of energy
>need a sugar fix
>eat some gummy bears
>they're sugar free
>why am i dying?
i mean what's the point of a sugar free sugar suppliment?

[Anonymous No.10163691]

>>10163504
Mine are laced with THC. Gonna sleep good tonight.

[Anonymous No.10163723]

>>10163691
You're gonna shit the fuckin' bed.

[Anonymous No.10163724]

great lax alternative

[Anonymous No.10163745]

>buddy is fond of pranks
>get him a 1lb bag of sugar free gummies for his birthday since he mentioned wanting to try them out, see if they're the real deal
>he's excited but nothing seems to happen, I eat a handful with no results either
>get woken up at 6 am by him throwing the empty bag in my face and the most grim look I've ever seen on his face
>"took it too far man. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy"
>he had been up for 5 hours straight nearly shitting himself to death

[Anonymous No.10163781]

>>10163745
i'd be grateful for that much time to shitpost on my phone

[Anonymous No.10164005]

>>10163649
It's to make the average American feel better about themselves. They aren't dropping like flies because they already have too much energy in their body from the McBreakfast they ate and drank 30 mins prior.

[Anonymous No.10164022]

>>10163504
I once ate a pound of these all at once and the sorbitol made me fart uncontrollably for the rest of the night. My roommates were dying of laughter

[Anonymous No.10164237]

Apparently they are no longer available on amazon. Thank god the reviews will be preserved for eternity.

[Anonymous No.10165252]

>>10164237
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8
While haribo may be gone, the gummy lives on

[Anonymous No.10165317]

>>10163504
ive had them but didn';t have any side effects like people meme about
maybe i just have iron intestines

[Anonymous No.10165320]

>>10163504
I can't even chew a stick of sugarfree gum without my stomach blowing up like a balloon. I'm not about to risk those.

[Anonymous No.10165322]

>>10163504
I’ve had them. Going in, they are every bit as good as the regular kind. Going out they’re hellish.

[Anonymous No.10165334]

>>10163522
Yes. You have to eat a VERY small serving to not be affected at which point you could probably get away with eating a small handful of regular ones.

Ask, even at a small serving, you can get extra gassy in a subtle sort of way. You will notice that you are farting more even if it’s not all the time.

[Anonymous No.10165348]

>>10163649
If you are truly active why wouldn’t you know NOT to obtain a sugar fix and instead try to find a more stable solution?

[Anonymous No.10165360]

>>10163745
I don’t get it.
>buddy is fond of pranks
>he wanted to try them out
How was this a prank on him and how was it any of your doing ifhe ate too much?

[Anonymous No.10165367]

>>10165317
It’s honestly not a meme. It’s a real side effect but it depends how much you eat. Maybe you only had a few.

[Anonymous No.10165371]

>>10165360
He never claimed that he was playing a prank on his friend. The friend probably wanted to try out the bears, to see if they are really as devastating as rumored to use them in pranks himself.

[Anonymous No.10166591]

Anyone going to do a giveaway?

[Anonymous No.10166820]

Im out of the loop, why do these cause issues?

[chop No.10166839]

>>10166820
The artificial sweetener in them is a laxative, so if you eat a pound of them like a fucking idiot you'll need the toilet more than usual.

[Anonymous No.10166857]

>>10166820
Sorbitol and xylitol

[Anonymous No.10166865]

>>10166839
>you'll need the toilet more than usual
like, about 283 times more than usual, by all acccounts. Google for haribo sugarless gummy bears amazon review for a hearty laugh

[Anonymous No.10167534]

I put two giant bags in the break room before lunch... cheep fuckers inhailed them...


Ha ha ha haaaaaa!

[Anonymous No.10167581]

>>10163522
Why is it only sugar free gummies that do this.

[Anonymous No.10167632]

>>10165348
Lots of fit people advocate simple carbs during or after a work out to spike your insulin before eating a real meal and also replenishing glycogen

[Anonymous No.10168044]

>>10167581
read
>>10166839
>>10166857

[Anonymous No.10168325]

>>10165348
when you bonk you bonk

[Anonymous No.10168740]

Bad

[Anonymous No.10168746]

have you praised the LA beast today?

https://youtu.be/sMjgaa5j_LE

[Anonymous No.10168761]

>>10163504

lmao

i have never felt my body do such things before or since.

[Anonymous No.10168770]

>>10168746
This guy is a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.10168805]

>>10168770

yes, yes. however, he ate two fucking cactuses, even as you could see his body quivering as if he was about to have a pain induced seizure, he continued eating the cactus. and you, YOU, do NOT have the testicular fortitude to do that.

[Anonymous No.10168853]

Do these really work as a laxative alternative?

[Anonymous No.10168858]

>>10168853
Yes, unless you are resistant to the sweetener used, though that is very, very rare

[Anonymous No.10168868]

>>10168853
Not as well as regular exercise.

[Anonymous No.10168878]

>>10168746
Chad and a hal

[Anonymous No.10169128]

>>10163504
Is there any way to make homemade gummies with a texture like storebought ones? The closest recipe I've found just resulted in what was essentially a firmer kind of Jello. It wasn't bad, but it didn't compare.

[Anonymous No.10169172]

>>10163504
Made the mistake of thinking all the warnings were lies.....6 hours on the toilet and massive sweating never again. HEED THE WARNINGS

[Anonymous No.10170606]

>>10166865
And as users of 4chan we all know that noone would intentionally overblow and repeat things on the internet for comedic value.

[Anonymous No.10170611]

I thought they stopped selling the Hasbro sugar free gummies.

The sugar free gummi life savers give me the runs if you guys are looking for something like that.

[Anonymous No.10171709]

>>10170611
They did stop selling haribo gummies, but another business took their place, and is just as effective at dragging you ass first into hell
see
>>10165252

[Anonymous No.10172844]

>>10163504
praise be amazon reviews

[Sage No.10173013]

>>10172844
>hell hour

[Anonymous No.10173027]

I used to live in this apartment complex where a bunch of kids ran around without supervision. They really liked my girlfriend so they came around knocking on the door about twice a day to see if she had any snacks to give them or if they could play our Xbox. When I was home, I ran them off. This went on for 2 years and drove me insane. When we got a new place, our last day there I bought a 2lb bag of these things. I handed them over to the kids and said “make sure you share with everyone!” Then took off.

Fuck those kids and their parents. I hope that place got ruined

[Anonymous No.10173385]

>>10173027
based

[Anonymous No.10173396]

>>10166857

Wrong, maltitol.