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ITT: Post food mascots you'd fuck

>> No.10136936

>>10136933
I've always wondered why is it laughing?

What's so funny that'd make a cow laugh?

>> No.10136946

>>10136936
i find the cheese earrings weirder

>> No.10136949

>>10136946
Just cow fashion I guess.

>> No.10136988

>>10136936
ur small dick lol

>> No.10137035

>>10136936
Its a coping mechanism because she was forcefully impregnated then her baby was taken from her at birth and now every day a pervert fondles her ripe teets and puts suction cups on her nipples then watches and jacks off ass tit puss is vacumed from her nipples
Thats why she laughs
Cos if she didn't shed cry

>> No.10137042

>>10137035
>Cos if she didn't shed cry
damn...

>> No.10137096

>>10137035
Fuck off, vegan

>> No.10137119

>>10137035
have you ever even been on a farm? or met a cow irl?

>> No.10137175

>>10137119
Yes I live in Scotland its mostly farms

>> No.10137193
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10137193

>>10137175
uggh fair enough i probably wouldn't eat cattle products from that shithole either

>> No.10137224

>>10136936
Because it's a French joke that was transliterated directly.
The French is Vache qui Rit (vash kee ree), which is a play on words on Valkyrie.

The brand started from a French WW2 company that tried to appeal to the Nazi occupiers. Hence the Valkyrie joke.

>> No.10137226
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10137226

Dennys girl used to be big on /co/ and elsewhere. I was always a Starbucks guy myself. At one point I made my friend help me make a list of qt mascots for some possible game or something dumb like that. Utz girl and the morton salt qt where on the list.

>> No.10137234

>>10137224
based cheese knowledge anon

>> No.10137253

>>10137224
>tfw you will never have a Valkyrie cow gf.

>> No.10137262

>>10136933
i wanna MILK that cow

>> No.10137268

>/ck/ "I'm not a furry I swear!"

>> No.10137287
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10137287

>>10137226
>Dennys girl
Wendy's, you tasteless swine.

>> No.10137299

>>10137193
>is it supposed to look like that
>what is it doing
>should i help

>> No.10137339

>>10137268
Nobody is denying their furfaggotry here.

>> No.10137351
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10137351

Itt: plebs

>> No.10137355

>>10137351
>He doesn't want to wake up tied to his bed with the King looming over him.

>> No.10137358

>>10137287
Both are about as interesting.

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10137364

>>10137355

Anon s-stop...i can only get so hard...

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>> No.10137401
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10137401

>>10137287
>>10137226
Both pale next to the Morton Salt girl.