Your /ck/ waifu/husbando. Post them.

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Anonymous Sun Feb 11 19:09:17 2018 No.10132274 [Reply] [Original]

Your /ck/ waifu/husbando.

Post them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 21:24:54 2018 No.10133138 >>10132274 >young nigella with no tits instead of milf nigella what a nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 21:30:39 2018 No.10133170 >>10133138 Isn't the meme though that niggers love huge tits and ass? Your insult doesn't really make sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 21:31:34 2018 No.10133177 >>10133138 Can't I take both?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 11 23:11:52 2018 No.10133827 File: 44 KB, 450x450, our-executive-chef-bao.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 00:29:31 2018 No.10134240 File: 123 KB, 634x843, article-2286689-186031F9000005DC-68_634x843[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 00:31:15 2018 No.10134250 >>10134240 that's a beautiful cow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 01:45:57 2018 No.10134584 File: 20 KB, 329x399, 1505998209924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10132274 >husbando

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 01:52:57 2018 No.10134608 >>10134250 the macklemore haircut is a little too rooty tooty for me, but its physiognomy is intriguing

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 04:09:28 2018 No.10135021 File: 338 KB, 499x552, butitsjustkay.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 04:21:25 2018 No.10135038 File: 1.80 MB, 400x400, 1517358355087.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10132274 >>10134240 Crackwhore of a wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 04:25:41 2018 No.10135051 >>10135038 What's her name?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 04:31:28 2018 No.10135068 >>10132274 Post choke pic pleaae.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 04:43:20 2018 No.10135103 >>10135038 Please respond. It's try-too-hard humor but I like it anyway and need to know who she is. I want to buy all her DVDs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 04:47:19 2018 No.10135119 File: 131 KB, 1200x630, harder daddy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10135068

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 06:46:14 2018 No.10135424 File: 30 KB, 560x415, rs_560x415-141020155730-560-2jamie-oliver-taylor-swift.ls.102014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >not ONE tizzyswizzyswazzynizzle KILL ALL YOU'RE ARE SELFS

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 06:48:05 2018 No.10135433 File: 71 KB, 634x563, 1427908241907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10135424 now we're getting somewhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 08:32:39 2018 No.10135662 >>10134240 david bowie?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 08:35:17 2018 No.10135675 >>10132274 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ7RMirDIpw

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 08:37:09 2018 No.10135680 File: 345 KB, 1300x1300, Fuck-you-Im-david-bowie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10135662 nah nigga bowie is much hotter

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 08:44:34 2018 No.10135699 >>10135433 marry me you stupid hot perfect bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 08:48:38 2018 No.10135709 File: 34 KB, 603x603, 5C2A9A44-43DF-47F2-9247-A9AB0AD5A15A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10135699 You stay the hell away from my soulmate

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 09:07:11 2018 No.10135743 File: 117 KB, 634x799, 1427908266697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10135699 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 09:08:53 2018 No.10135746 File: 28 KB, 576x576, 494DF975-F415-4C02-91B9-D42C1AD72E2D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10135743 >she will never queef on your sandwich

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 10:18:21 2018 No.10135918 File: 26 KB, 530x527, 1459093713331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10135743 look out taylor there's an ugly goblin trying to take your food!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 10:35:16 2018 No.10135973 >>10135699 >taller than most men >perfect choose 1

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 10:37:45 2018 No.10135983 File: 43 KB, 195x147, fghj.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10135973 >Not being 6ft3 >Thinking Taylette is tall You should just give up completely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 10:38:18 2018 No.10135985 >>10135983 I am exactly that tall though I said most men Most men are manlets

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 10:38:41 2018 No.10135986 >>10135743 >ywn eat a taco shes touched with her bare hands Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 10:39:00 2018 No.10135987 >>10135985 Perfection is subjective. She's several inches shorter than me, and as such perfect. Not my fault that you have to pretend to not be 3ft2.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 10:40:58 2018 No.10135994 >>10135987 >3ft2 What senpai Also, my perfection is 5'1 or below Women should be women height, not man height like Swift (5'10)

Anonymous Mon Feb 12 10:45:29 2018 No.10136012
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>>10135994
>Pretending not to be 1ft4, can barely breathe due to panic attacks and uncontrollable sobbing, petrified that Taylette will tower over him while pointing, laughing and hungrily riding a 6ft3 chad like myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 10:46:36 2018 No.10136014 File: 84 KB, 819x826, 819full-akis-petretzikis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10132274

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 10:46:41 2018 No.10136015 File: 92 KB, 1069x627, bbb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 10:49:14 2018 No.10136024 >>10136012 >riding So you're gay anon?

Anonymous Mon Feb 12 10:59:54 2018 No.10136066

>>10136024
>Such a shrivelling, practically concave manlette that his experience of sex is so woeful that he's never heard of a girl riding a guy, girls from all nations worldwide barely able to stop laughing long enough to catch a breath, women globally suffocate from lack of oxygen, mankind almost goes extinct solely because of your incomprehensible manletteness - one girl remains, she could repopulate the planet with you, but can't stop laughing at the hole in the floor which is the microscopic midget which is you, everything dies, mankind gone forever
thanks a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 11:10:03 2018 No.10136107 File: 145 KB, 470x379, web_large_9e5ab3d5-a4c9-46e0-837b-b6695e3a0ec5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone else can leave at this point. Not you. >>10136014 You can stay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 11:14:15 2018 No.10136119 >>10136024 Virgin Detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 11:15:41 2018 No.10136121 File: 72 KB, 634x1024, rs_634x1024-170818083218-MAISIA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4pGVBwcMRM Well, I mean, obviously Maisie >inb4 shithatestorm

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 11:33:17 2018 No.10136174 >>10134608 >the macklemore haircut is a little too rooty tooty for me, but its physiognomy is intriguing kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 15:17:24 2018 No.10137073 >>10136121 I want to know what it feels like to completely empty my testicles inside her, and pull out soaked from her juices then make her suck my winkie clean ;_; i bet it's so warm and satisfying

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 16:48:32 2018 No.10137450 >>10136121 I bet her giney is tiny :3 She's so small and tiny and petite and delicious, I bet it's exquisite

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 18:08:17 2018 No.10137916 >>10135973 she's 5'10 that's average male height you fucking manlet

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 18:10:05 2018 No.10137927 File: 299 KB, 460x374, 1427908607217.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10135746 >The food's ready anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 18:13:08 2018 No.10137943 >>10137927 why does the universe even bother existing if I'll never get to absorb every molecule of her body into mine? Forget it. Existence is a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 19:00:06 2018 No.10138121 File: 45 KB, 700x525, 478f59e5-3458-4c45-b554-3c9ed5a10992-2060x1545.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 19:12:59 2018 No.10138189 >>10138121 kit harrington is a manlet tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 19:13:24 2018 No.10138191 File: 292 KB, 1600x1200, FunnyWindowsBackgrounds010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 19:14:11 2018 No.10138195 >>10136015 ayyyyy how ah yah???

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:22:34 2018 No.10138535 File: 44 KB, 400x400, 54f63af991758_-_katie-lee-joel-kitchen-xl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >katie lee isn't within the first 5 posts y'all gay

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:24:42 2018 No.10138543 >>10132274 fuck nigella was so fucking fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:36:34 2018 No.10138588 >>10138189 Are you one of those autists with face blindness? That image is Marco Pierre White.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 12 20:42:52 2018 No.10138624 >>10138588 It's meme you dip!

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 06:30:54 2018 No.10140519 File: 139 KB, 500x600, cook-fu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best chef tbqh. Everyone else is too pleb to see it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 12:53:59 2018 No.10141639 >>10135973 >The absolute state of manlets

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 13:12:47 2018 No.10141692 File: 78 KB, 1280x720, gd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wotyay

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:01:02 2018 No.10142143 >>10140519 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 15:13:58 2018 No.10142200 File: 33 KB, 318x633, 1487128943912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love a man who can play children games and watch chinese cartoons

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 18:21:52 2018 No.10143067 File: 23 KB, 470x313, images (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This bad girl Needs a spanking and numerous other behavior corrections Then again this old bad is beyond old

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 18:34:35 2018 No.10143127 >>10135424 I want /mu/ to leave. Also she's a fucking cunt with about as much ass as she has talent.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 18:44:22 2018 No.10143190 File: 56 KB, 840x565, based andrew.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Andrew seems like a cool dude. I'd like to hang out with him and drink some beers and eat some good food. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQhT7BWOZps

Anonymous Tue Feb 13 18:57:03 2018 No.10143255
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Only for her recipes.

She's opened up the world of cooking for me. I made some sautéed chicken with tarragon and a white wine deglazing sauce. It was literally the best meal I've ever had.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 19:03:56 2018 No.10143297 File: 1.59 MB, 750x1334, CEF782CB-1367-42A6-A68E-E937109033E2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10133827 Chef Bao Bao... my waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 19:05:44 2018 No.10143313 >>10143297 I wish she'd caress the tip of my dick with that tongue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 19:14:55 2018 No.10143372 >>10142143 Cry more faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 19:50:24 2018 No.10143531 >>10143255 Surprisingly, she was a fucking fox in her younger days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 13 19:51:25 2018 No.10143536 >>10143531 pics?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 06:40:18 2018 No.10145630 File: 120 KB, 616x821, 1501712762114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 14:52:23 2018 No.10147174 >>10145630 mommy

>>	chop Wed Feb 14 14:59:46 2018 No.10147203 File: 113 KB, 600x800, christina-tosi-600x800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Feb 14 15:06:31 2018 No.10147214

>>10136121
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 15:08:09 2018 No.10147217 >>10145630 gib milkies

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 15:15:26 2018 No.10147237 >>10137073 >Empty my testicles Is this the power of American education?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 15:20:38 2018 No.10147257 >>10145630 would wife/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 15:25:12 2018 No.10147268 File: 159 KB, 592x330, breadface.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pic related Second favorite: Cat Cora

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 15:34:55 2018 No.10147304 File: 74 KB, 604x604, 1465025170343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10132274

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 17:27:57 2018 No.10147755 >>10147237 It's taboo in most red states to have any kind of sex education classes that provide any more information than, "don't have sex until your married 'cause muh jeebus 'n mary."

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 17:33:36 2018 No.10147789 File: 28 KB, 400x440, 1518130371353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10147755 Americans are funny to be honest, you still can teach them about sex while preaching abstinence, they are not mutually exclusive things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 17:34:48 2018 No.10147793 >>10147755 as if sex ed has actually worked .

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 17:36:00 2018 No.10147800 File: 909 KB, 903x665, 1513215731145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >witty use of onomatopoeia >perfect sodium content every time >always extraordinarily clean

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 17:36:59 2018 No.10147802 >>10135119 What a fucking bastard.

Anonymous Wed Feb 14 17:42:42 2018 No.10147825

>>10147793

When I took sex ed I think I was in maybe 5th grade. We were at most kissing girls with little pecks on the mouth playing truth or dare at that time, and had no fucking clue what kinds of questions to ask, let alone actually thinking of sex as a realistic possibility at that point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 14 17:42:43 2018 No.10147826 File: 57 KB, 960x640, maangchi qt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maangchi is love

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