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Does /ck/ crack eggs on the counter or on the pan/bowl?

>> No.10129475
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>>10129470
As if I would use any of those unsanitary options

>> No.10129476

I give them to my dog to crack, then she drools the yolk into the bowl.

>> No.10129480

I use my balls of steel.

>> No.10129486

I use my ring

>> No.10129491
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>>10129486
get out jack

>> No.10129495

>>10129470
pan/bowl

>> No.10129523

with my ass cheeks

>> No.10129529

>>10129470
I put the egg on the pan then hit the pan on the counter

>> No.10129537

>>10129470
I do not
Because the egg cracks itself for me

>> No.10129625
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>>10129470
>Not cracking the eggs with your mind

>> No.10129719

>>10129470
my baseball bat

>> No.10129758

>>10129625
>shaming people for non wizard status
not all of us are 30 year virgins anon.

>> No.10129764

throw it up in the air and let it land wherever

>> No.10129777

I use my unitasking Egg Cracker 2000™.

>> No.10129820

Does anyone else like egg shells? I remember the first time I ever got grounded it was because I found egg shells in the garbage and ate them (I didn’t know what they were at the time) and somehow my mom found out about it because she kept track of what was in the garbage because my other mom was an alcoholic and would sneak drinks and sometimes there were condoms in the garbage (my first mom was anatomically female).

>> No.10129837

>>10129820
Dude, you're really fucked up.

>> No.10129847

>>10129470
For real though, the edge of the fucking spatula you mongs

>> No.10129870

I just throw them at the pan and then pick the eggshells out

>> No.10129872

>>10129486
this is the only correct answer

>> No.10129903

A flat clean surface like Chef Pepin says.

>> No.10129977

I get better results with a flat surface as opposed to the edge of a pan. You aren't trying to cut through the egg in a clean line, you want to create a crater for your finger to sink into so they can separate the two halves easier. The inner membrane should stay intact when you crack it on the counter

>> No.10129996

>>10129903
The only answer

>> No.10130078

considering how a bird cracks out of an egg i usually use the edge of a bowl

>> No.10130084

Counter, never pan because it tilts and I spill everything over myself.

>> No.10130107

>>10129470
Yes.

>> No.10130123

>>10130078
birds don’t care where any shell shards go
you should
use a solid flat surface

>> No.10130139

>>10130123
its about how the egg is meant to be broken, nature says that the chick inside has a small tool on the end of the veak to break the egg

>> No.10130149

>>10129820
What the fuck am I reading

>> No.10130151

>>10130149
how to break eggs correctly

>> No.10130163

>>10130139
you’re not breaking the egg from the inside you fuck

>> No.10130183
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>>10130151
>>10130139
>>10130078
>namefag
>wrong opinions
Everything looks good here

>> No.10130191

>>10129470
i eat the shell, its high in calcium

>> No.10130232

>>10130163
its a focused point the the egg is meant to break on whether from the inside or the outside itll break without loosing structural integrity

>> No.10130331

>>10129470
Why would I have invested in a thighmaster if i was going to strike eggs on counters and pans like a pleb?

>> No.10130341

I use a knife

>> No.10131049

wait.. so one puts them in the microwave with a spoon, and let them crack?

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i take drugs

>> No.10131192

>>10129470
I crack the hard boiled eggs with my masculine hands. I'm no sissy who needs a counter.

>> No.10131199

break em on the sides of pans

>> No.10131240

>>10129475
What the fuck

>> No.10131243

potato peeler is best way

>> No.10131344

Who cracks them on the bowl? You'd have to be an actual retard

>> No.10131357

>>10131344
Me. Works every time

>> No.10131358

>>10129820
I knew a guy who used to crush them into powder and add them to salads for the extra calcium or something.

>> No.10131359

>>10131357
Are you serious?

>> No.10131368

>>10131359
Yes

>> No.10131373

>>10131368
May God have mercy on your soul.

>> No.10131378

>>10131373
God will crack my soul on the side of a bowl, like any self-respecting creator

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>>10129820
What the fuck anon.

>> No.10131393

>>10131378
I see you're a servant of Lucifer, spreading false information. The Lord would use an immaculate surface and one tap followed by a light squeeze.

>> No.10131404

>>10129470
I like to cook naked at night, I place a small bowl on the floor and crack them over my cock, the runny texture of the raw egg makes a nice masturbatory aid.

>> No.10131407

lol
Never heard of anyone ever craking an egg by hitting it on the counter.
Just use the edge of a pan/bowl like a normal person.

>> No.10131427

>>10131393
Lucifer is and will always be the one true Lord, he brought us the gift of light, and with that came sunny side up eggs and runny yolks.

>> No.10131431

I drill a hole in the top then use a straw to suck it out

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>>10131404
>I like to cook naked at night, I place a small bowl on the floor and crack them over my cock, the runny texture of the raw egg makes a nice masturbatory aid.

>> No.10131484

I inject the egg with a saline solution until it explodes outwards

>> No.10132089

I crack it on my forehead, like any real man would do

>> No.10132136

Any competent chef will tell you you crack eggs on a flat surface. Using an edge is just asking to get shell bits in your dish.

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>>10129470
I crack them with my gaudy ring

>> No.10132210

>>10129470
I use a spatula or a knife. Doing it on flat surfaces never gives me a clean crack 100% of the time, and shell in my egg really, really triggers my autism

>> No.10132217

>>10132136
This.

>> No.10132228

>>10132210
A flat surface does work. As long as you only tap the egg once, and with the right amount of force, you'll never get shell in your egg.

>> No.10132237

>>10131393
no

>> No.10132240

>>10132228
I've tried both ways literally hundreds of times. I get shell when cracking on a flat surface (tapping once) way more than if I tap a few times with a spatula/knife.

>> No.10132272

I just dissolve the shell in vinegar

>> No.10132282
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10132282

eggs?

>> No.10132290

I'm never going back to cracking on a bowl or the edge of a pan. Cracking on the counter is so much more consistent.

>> No.10132351

whenever i crack eggs on the pan i get some egg white on it and it's a bitch to clean

so counter all the way

>> No.10132356

>>10130341
CTRL+F knife
found the slav

>> No.10132413

>>10132351
>some egg white on it and it's a bitch to clean
why is this?

even with nonstick eggs are a night mare to clean

>> No.10132537

I use my new WiFi connected Sheller™! Now selling for just $299

>> No.10132628

>>10129820
10/10
>and would sneak drinks and sometimes there were condoms in the garbage (my first mom was anatomically female).
11/10 for this line

>> No.10132718
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>>10129820
So you got grounded on the perfectly normal assumption that if egg shells go missing out of the bin it must mean my son ate them.
If your second mum was an alcoholic it would make more sense that s(he) was doing some weird drunk shit in the bin and the egg shells had come out that way.
Something not quite right about this post

>> No.10132776

>>10132718
>Something not quite right about this post
Well thank god we have you on the case, Detective Autist

>> No.10132827

karate chopping it with the back of a knife is the best way. you don't get drool coming out like it does when you crack it downwards on some object.

>> No.10132830

>>10132776
Go back to >>>/reddit/ you tard, I was being ironic.

>> No.10132963

>>10132830
>i was only pretending to be retarded, don't ya know?

>> No.10133222

>>10132963
Well stop then.

>> No.10133248

>>10132963

>Does anyone else like egg shells? I remember the first time I ever got grounded it was because I found egg shells in the garbage and ate them (I didn’t know what they were at the time) and somehow my mom found out about it because she kept track of what was in the garbage because my other mom was an alcoholic and would sneak drinks and sometimes there were condoms in the garbage (my first mom was anatomically female).
>Something not quite right about this post
>Well thank god we have you on the case, Detective Autist
>I was being ironic
>i was only pretending to be retarded, don't ya know?
Jesus Christ you're stupid.

>> No.10133310

>>10132136
>always cracked eggs on a side
>very rarely got shell bits in
>heard this tip on 4chan and tried it
>shell bits and always more of a handful to split the egg in half
Fuck you faggot

>> No.10133335

>>10133310
If you’re really this bad at cracking eggs the proper way you probably shouldn’t be cooking.

>> No.10133336

I tap them with a fork or something.

>> No.10133339

Depends on my mood, but usually the pan. I'll change it up and use the counter every so often, but that sometimes makes a slight mess whereas the pan method doesn't.

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>>10133335
>you should be doin it my way even though yours works fine

>> No.10133425

>>10129529
I put the egg on the counter and then hit the pan on the egg.

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10133538

with a fork

>> No.10133889
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>>10129820
Oh shit no one ever comments on my posts. As a follow up, I separately developed an egg shell fetish because of mom #2. She had this old vhs porn video of herself and her ex wife where they were cramming things into mom#2’s butt and it started off with egg shells and coffee grounds (or maybe dirt, can’t tell from the video). I didn’t realize it was mom#2 in the video and fapped to it regularly as a young teen and then eventually I realized it was mom#2 because at the end of the tape I heard her talking (she has a lisp). I’ve never told anyone these things.

>> No.10133928

You should wash your eggs first with soap and water and a vegetable brush

>> No.10133954

>>10133928
>vegetable brush
Explain.

>> No.10133987
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. . . On the counter or any flat surface . If you do it any other way you fucking suck and you should cut your reproductive organs off to prevent future generations of you from spreading.

>> No.10134018

Just punch the damn things

>> No.10134105

>>10133889
this is what happens when gays raise kids.

>> No.10134114

>>10129470
>>10129470
I like this method:

1. put a small hole in the top and bottom of the egg

B) put frying pan on floor in between your feet.

3: Get into a comfortable squatting position and gently press one end of the egg against your anus, creating a firm, but gentle seal.

4. Let out a consistent, gentle fart, pushing the insides of the egg out of the other hole, and into the pan. Don't force your fart or the egg might break.
5. Continue cooking for your father in law.

>> No.10134128

>>10134114
Might try this with the wife next time we make our sunday omelits

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>>10129470
I was taught to make sure my eggs were brought out at the crack of dawn, moved about and even rolled through the dirt until well past sundown, cleaned up, and thoroughly cursed at the entire time.

Repeat the process until they crack.

>> No.10134139

>>10134114
I really want someone to do this and film it

>> No.10134157

All I have to do is wave them over my diamond hard dick and they instantly crack precisely in half.

>> No.10134272
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>>10129820
I guess they're okay

>> No.10134315

>>10133889
You’re trying to hard

>> No.10134388

>>10134315
You gambled, and you lost, unfortunatley for you and me.

>> No.10134434

>>10129470
I use an EZ cracker.

>> No.10134445

>>10132282
Pig disgusting human trash. Burn it in the fire and then rape it.

>> No.10134554

flat surface only

>> No.10134574

>>10130139
there's no secret mystical brain floating around in the world that magically gives animals the tools they need to do things most efficiently. Nature doesn't "say" anything.

>> No.10134721

>>10129470
I have a specific cup that I crack eggs on the edge of, my grandpa gave it to me a year or two before he bled to death from falling ass first on a fence. Good guy, sold mattresses and put cayenne pepper on pizza

>> No.10134756

>>10134574
new born chickens have hardened beaks

>> No.10134794

>>10134574
um excuse me I think you're forgetting about god

>> No.10134812

>>10134794
*tips fedora*

>> No.10134827

What asshole doesn't use their ultrasonic alcohol aging pan to crack their eggs?

>> No.10134844

>>10134827
People who use their ultrasonic watch cleaners to do it, we aren't all rich you faggot

>> No.10134850

I use a flat surface.

>> No.10134870

>>10129470
Mixing bowl for scrambled and pan or counter for non scrambled.

>> No.10134882

>>10129470
With the dull edge of a knife.

>> No.10134902

>>10129470
Better question, do you open it up on the long end of the short end? Short enders need to die tbfh

>> No.10134928

>>10134902
on the side you bender

>> No.10134957

>>10129470
with my dick

>> No.10134961

>>10134902
What kind of retard would open from the short end?

>> No.10134970

>>10132136
>Oh god not a bit of shell in my food nooooooo

The absolute state of soy boys

>> No.10134977

>>10129470
I crack them with the flat of my counter or with my hands

>> No.10134985

>>10134961
Exactly, that's why my king wants them eradicated, filthy savages

>> No.10135009

on a flat surface
cracking on a ledge creates small shell parts and breaks the skin beneath the shell

>> No.10135092

>>10129903
It makes cracking them so easy and clean. Separates real easy. The best way

>> No.10135098

>>10132413
>even with nonstick eggs are a night mare to clean

i know, but at least there's oil in the center of the pan. getting the egg off of the non-stick edges makes me want to throw my pan out the window.

>> No.10135101

>>10129475
Neither, I crack them IN the bowl, because I speak English.

>> No.10135116

I used to crack them on the side of the bowl, but I got tired of picking out tiny pieces of egg shell. Then I watched some Alton Brown and started cracking the egg on the counter. Seems to work rather well, although once in a blue moon I'll hit it too hard and the egg plops out onto the counter.

>> No.10135122

>>10135101

Cracking them on the bowl means using the side of the bowl to crack the egg. In the bowl is where the yolk goes after you've cracked the shell.

>> No.10135134

>>10134970

It's not inedible, but if you could avoid eating shell by just using a better technique to crack your eggs, why not? Would you intentionally add little bits of egg shell to your meal?

>> No.10135215

>>10129470
I overwrite the binary executables with a modified version by Razor1911 or RELOADED.

>> No.10135264

>>10135122
Yes, I know, but I said I crack mine IN the bowl

>> No.10135287

>>10129486
i dont get it

>> No.10135289
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>He doesn't peel his eggs

>> No.10135371

>>10129777
Have you downloaded the app yet, anon?

>> No.10135374

>>10129820
V e r y nice

>> No.10135523

>>10135134
Or you could just not be a retard who can't crack an egg on the pan without getting shell in the food

>> No.10135535

I have a Mexican woman to do this peasant-tier task for me.

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>>10129820
wat

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>>10129820
what have you just posted

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Neither. I crack it over the pan with a spoon or knife. I can't stand getting my area unnecessarily dirty.

>> No.10136114

>>10134756
The soft beak ones die in the shell and don't reproduce.

>> No.10136131

>>10135535
You shouldn't talk that way about your mother

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>>10136131