/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10126160]

have you ever purchased fast food and disguised it as your own cooking?

[Anonymous No.10126165]

>>10126160
getting bored?

[Anonymous No.10126170]

The saddest thing is that this is a meme because it’s literally the funniest simpsons scene

[Anonymous No.10126174]

>>10126165
yeah

[Anonymous No.10126180]

Have you ever made up the name to a dish when someone asked you?

[Anonymous No.10126195]

Have you ever tried posting old /tv/ memes on different boards and desperately hoped that people hadn't seen them as if each board was a strange new land where your old jokes are hilarious?

[Anonymous No.10126199]

>>10126195
yeah but have you ever tried steamed hams?

[Anonymous No.10126210]

>>10126199
No but seriously you should get a job or a hobby or some friends

[Anonymous No.10126234]

>>10126195
lol

[Anonymous No.10126244]

>>10126210
>he says as he posts on 4chan as well
Retard
Anyway,
>disguising fast food as your own
That sounds delightfully devilish

[Anonymous No.10126277]

>>10126160
My mother did this once with a pumpkin pie because she was too tired to cook and our family puts a lot of emphasis on domestic skills for women even though she's the only one who worked as well. Nobody said anything but I could tell in their faces they knew

[Anonymous No.10126307]

>>10126244
You know 4chan is 4fun, right? You aren't supposed to build a whole life and career out of posting on here

[Anonymous No.10126326]

>>10126277
>too tired to cook

(((((moms)))))

[Anonymous No.10126347]

>>10126307
Yes, and you call it fun, despite all the anon hate in this thread

[Anonymous No.10126348]

>>10126307
No shit bud so don’t get so bent out of shape about someone’s post

[Anonymous No.10128465]

>>10126307
Oh god no

[Anonymous No.10128477]

>>10126307
people find 4chan fun? im only here to get mad

[Anonymous No.10128484]

>>10128477
Mad is fun and fun is good.

[Anonymous No.10128504]

>>10128477
4chan is literally the only place online I don't get mad

[Anonymous No.10128550]

Steamed hams always made me think of Mrs Doubtfire and the part where he orders the lobsters and pretends it's his own cooking

[Anonymous No.10130392]

inb4 sneed

[Anonymous No.10130426]

>>10128550
He learns how to cook lobster from a TV show.

He orders from a fancy restaurant to pass it off as his own, but I'm not sure what it is exactly

[Anonymous No.10130441]

>>10128477

I've never understood the "no fun allowed" fags. How the fuck is posting on 4chan "fun"? Do kids these days not understand what fun is? I think it must be a generational thing.

[Anonymous No.10130451]

No but I bought some pulled pork from a local bbq joint and passed it off as my own at a potluck once

[Anonymous No.10130457]

>>10126160

No, I don't even understand that mentality of a person that would lie on that level.

[Anonymous No.10130458]

>>10126307
4chan is a fucking chore.

[Anonymous No.10130463]

I did this with hamburgers once.

Bunch of friends were coming over for a BBQ and I said I'd make burgers. So instead of actually making them, I went to McDonalds to pick up 25 McDoubles, and the liquor store for a bag of dry ice.

Put a few pieces of dry ice on the grill so it looked like it was smoking, then put some burgers on the grill under a heat lamp so they'd stay warm.

They said they were the best burgers they've ever had. If you're still reading this and actually believing it you're probably a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.10130480]

Yes, well you call it Nintendo Labo, despite the fact it's actually fucking cardboard.

[Anonymous No.10130484]

>>10130463
yeah, because mcD burgers have a distinct taste

[Anonymous No.10130491]

>>10130484
>Have a distinct taste
Like shit?

[Anonymous No.10130499]

>>10130463
>Spend $25 on mcdonalds fastfood instead of $5 for a lb of ground beef all because you were lazy

Stopped reading there, holy shit you are stupid.

[Anonymous No.10130501]

>>10130491
salt

[Anonymous No.10130508]

>>10130491
among other things, yes

[Anonymous No.10130531]

>>10130484
>>10130499

Hello idiots.

[Anonymous No.10130544]

>>10130531
>Stopped reading there
Hello illiterate.

[Anonymous No.10130554]

>>10130544

>Oh boy I sure saved safe there, phew... internet points remain intact.

[Anonymous No.10130562]

>>10130463
>>10130499
>>10130484

[Anonymous No.10130566]

>>10130531
>IF You're still reading this
Implies that I am. Which Is true.
>And you believe it
Which I do not.
>You probably are an idiot
Probably is not a definitive. and the probability of said idiocy is lower then your over abusing of double negatives. Learn how to type a proper sentence.

You've set up 3 gates to being proven an idiot,, to which could have been avoided by simply saying "If you're still reading this you're an idiot because I lied." You yourself by your own lack of comprehension turned your own trap against yourself. Good job "idiot".

[Anonymous No.10130574]

>>10130554
I don't need to read the rest of your garbage. You already proved you're an idiot with your money and a lazy chef to boot.

[Anonymous No.10130575]

How has this thread survive being archived

[Anonymous No.10130619]

>>10130575
Bump

[Anonymous No.10132477]

>>10128477
>Join us, we're fun!
>No, I'm almost enjoying my anger

I don't which banner to believe.

[Anonymous No.10132513]

>>10128477
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.10132641]

>>10130457
Its a fucking cartoon, if anybody did actually think like that they should be committed.

[Anonymous No.10132650]

>>10130554
>I sure saved safe

Wat

[Anonymous No.10132709]

My grandma tried to pass off KFC gravy as her own on the first and last Thanksgiving she hosted, i saw the evidence in the trash and let her know I was onto her wily tricks

[Anonymous No.10134729]

>>10128504
Sadly true for me as well now that I think about it

[Anonymous No.10135442]

>>10126160
Yes, I bought food from Sneed's once

[Anonymous No.10135618]

>>10126195
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.10135638]

>>10130480
Noo... Old 'tendo recipe!

[Anonymous No.10135961]

>>10126195
Have you tried being a big guy for you?

[Anonymous No.10136004]

>>10126165
No mother its just the northern lights

[Anonymous No.10136440]

>>10130426
>>10128550
>he

[Anonymous No.10137986]

>>10130566
Make the world a better place and end your life.

[Anonymous No.10138064]

>>10130441
>How the fuck is posting on 4chan "fun"?
Because of the unique humor and use of images :3

[Anonymous No.10138100]

>>10126160
My mom always bought cookie dough from the store and would put sprinkles on or frost the cookies or chocolate-dip them or something so it wasn't blatantly obvious they weren't made completely from scratch.
Close enough?

[Anonymous No.10138136]

my Mom would use my Dad's Dremel tool to sand off the OREO logos of the cookies and then serve them as her special Chocolate Cookie Dreams with White Filling

[Anonymous No.10138193]

>>10138136
what why, did she do it for fun or would she actually serve them to guests and stuff.
Why do people do these things it makes no sense in my mind.

[Anonymous No.10138222]

>>10135961

[Anonymous No.10138245]

>>10128504

this

>facebook
>any major news outlet
>reddit
>twitter
>literally the entire internet

it's all full of cancerous faggots

at least on 4chan u can give people the benefit of doubt that their retardation is only just a cheeky front.

[Anonymous No.10138248]

>>10126160
No I have not. But this asshole did.

[Anonymous No.10138257]

>>10130566

>that gif
>that post

excellent.

[Anonymous No.10138364]

>>10126170
Think again

[Anonymous No.10138381]

>>10130566
>learn how to type a proper sentence
Is not a proper sentence.

[Anonymous No.10138389]

No, but I've passed my moms cooking off as my own, I'm a decent cook, but just very lazy when it comes to stuff like work functions/impressing a girl I want to bang.