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Why do they like mint so much? Is it because in their girl brains the mint flavor in candy means the calories don't count? What other girl observations or questions do you have? Don't be shy, /ck/. You do talk to girls, don't you?

>> No.10122508

>>10122492
They can't get enough of shit that makes your breath terrible like Sour Cream and Onion potato chips and Garlic pasta.

>> No.10122510

>>10122492
mint is shit except in mojitos
t. female

>> No.10122511

why do they like brunch so much?

i think brunch is nice but they're fucking obsessed with it

>> No.10122512
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>ingests 900 calorie milkshakes for breakfast
>lol anon it's just coffee!
>don't talk to me till i've had my coffee!

>> No.10122515

>>10122511
best light for instagramming

>> No.10122518

>>10122492
They all talk about how much they drink, and they drink so much. But get them to a party or a bar and 80% chance they barely get buzzed.

>> No.10122520

>>10122511
instead of eating breakfast and lunch you can eat just 1 light meal to stay thin and pretty

>> No.10122529

>>10122515
damn

>> No.10122531

>>10122515
how did you figure this out

>> No.10122534

>>10122518
>a party or bar
>where rapists also go

Girls drink like fish when boys aren’t around.

>> No.10122540

>>10122518
There's 2 possible explanations for that anon
1. Women like to exaggerate their abilities so they seem equal too or better than men with the hope that their claims will never be challenged
2. Women will either knowingly or subconsciously claim to like the same things on the same level as a potential mate to seem more interesting

>> No.10122932

They always order a small meal, often from the kids menu, because they're watching their weight. Then they eat half your meal because they "want to see what it tastes like." Then they go Dutch because they're all empowered and pay their own way, but they only pay for their own tiny meal, not half the bill. They ate over half the food, god damn it.

Then they say they just want to be friends, but when you try to visit they're always too busy. That's not what friends do, damn it. That's not how friends are with each other.

>> No.10122938

>>10122932
They want to hang out when they need help moving though. Women just have the worst luck.

>> No.10122942

>>10122531
You get answers asking the people involved instead of asking 4chan.

>> No.10123180

>>10122938
>i'm really busy right now sorry, maybe another time

is that so hard?

>> No.10123184

>>10123180
Just because women don't know how to treat friends doesn't mean men should treat their women friends badly.

>> No.10123200

>>10123184
no, when dealing with adult children you have to let them down easy, usually they won't even notice your passive aggressive choice of words and they'll just bottle it up for months until it hits them in the face

>> No.10123206

>>10122518
For some reason many young women see functional alcoholism as a cool and quirky trait.
Getting day-drunk on shitty wine is an aspiration for college girls.
Mostly a levels game though. When girls get drunk, they get DRUNK. Guys have an easier time pacing themselves due to physiology.

>> No.10123213

>>10123180
>oh ok bye
>calls up one of your friends
>they take the bait
girls always win

>> No.10123220

>>10123206
Yeah, you'd never catch a man thinking that functional alcoholism is cool and quirky.

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10123245

>>10122511
day drinking

>> No.10123253

I hate how they're always fiddling with their hair. Especially when they're serving you at a restaurant. Those hands are getting pretty close to my food-- I don't want those hair germs getting on my plate.

>> No.10123260

>>10123253
check your short hair privilege
also a little hair grease never killed anyone, you sickly germophobe freak

>> No.10123277

>>10122492
Are you implying that mint chocolate chip isn't the best ice cream flavor?

>> No.10123311

The correct answer when trying to figue out why girls do shit is "who cares" get your head around this and life will be easier.

>> No.10123319

>>10123311
No. It's because solid waste matter needs to be disposed of once the process of digestion is complete. Letting it just sit there rotting inside the body would be unhealthy.

>> No.10123328

>>10123260
Having short hair is a personal preference and decision not a privilege, you mongoloid.

>> No.10123329

>>10123319
but anon
girls dont poop

>> No.10123339

>>10123328
Exactly. It's like they purposely choose to have some distracting toy to play with while they're talking to you. There is no need for it. All women (and men) who handle food for a living should be required to cut it short.

>> No.10123348

>>10123339
keeping your hair long and grooming it regularly is a luxury only available to those with lots of free time, like kept women who don't have to work

>> No.10123360

>>10122942
I don't believe you.
I should ask /soc/ about this...

>> No.10123441

>>10123339
No, that's fucking stupid.
Unless it's truly some sort of safety risk it shouldn't matter what a person looks like as long as they are preforming their job in a professional manner. Get the work done, who gives a fuck.

>> No.10123473

>>10123441
The company loses business because watching a girl run her fingers through her germy hair and twisting it around her increasingly germy fingers while asking about your order spoils the appetite. A company that cares about its profits should not allow this to happen.

>> No.10123477

>I'm not hungry/I'll just have a salad
>oh wow your food looks good! Can I have some?!
>carbs are bad, I'm cutting them out of my diet
>can I have your fries?

>> No.10123754
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10123754

>>10122492
>Let's talk about girls
what are ya a fag or something

>> No.10123765

This thread tells me that way too many people are going after shallow twats. My girl barely drinks when we're out, but it's because she knows I'm going to be shitfaced and unable to drive. It's sweet of her.

When we have people over, she drinks cocktails like it's a damned job. Her favorite drink is a Tom Collins, and I make them strong for her. She'll kill a fifth of gin in a night that way while we all take turns playing Rock Band.

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>>10123277
Not that anon, but it's exactly like eating toothpaste flavored stuff.
You and your ilk disgust me.

>> No.10123810

>>10123765

>tfw gf has a literal alcohol allergy
>can't even drink a sip

Good times. She loves me when I'm drunk, too

>> No.10123813

>>10122512
she fucking akimbos those shakes, brutal

>> No.10123819

>>10123805
Pic killed me XD

>> No.10123955

>>10122512
>tfw poor
>tfw never been to starbucks
>tfw richer friends tell me their frappawhateverchino coffee is great
>tfw like my coffee, fresh, black and heckin oily but still want to try their presumably sweet as sin "coffee"

>> No.10123960

>>10122540
Or maybe, MAYBE
3. Girls don't want to drink heavily around you for some reason

>> No.10123969

>>10122932
This is disturbingly specific. I feel like some sort of weird pervert reading this, even though you presumably wrote it yourself without coercion.

>> No.10123976

>>10123805
Either you have never tasted mint chocolate ice cream, or you have never brushed your teeth.

>> No.10124161

>>10123960
this

you're a creep anon lmao

>> No.10124212

>>10123810
Having a girl willing to be the designated driver is the best.

It's a good thing that several of my friends have similar girls. They'll hang out and shoot the shit with each other while the guys get stupid. And then they'll go out together for brunch sometime as a group and get fucked up on mimosas while the guys hang out, barbecue and watch sports.

The bonus is the girls typically clean up after the guys jack up the kitchen making sides for the BBQ as a thank you for cooking.

>> No.10124221

>>10123955
Try McDonald's McCafé. It's the same shit as Starcucks but way cheaper, any small coffee is $2

>> No.10124285

>>10122492
Were you the guy in my /tv/ thread giving me shit about Junior Mints? What the fuck is your obsession with mint dude

>> No.10124309

>>10123245
This. Socially acceptable day drinking. My wife and I went to brunch with some friends and the 4 of us killed 3 pitchers of mimosas containing an entire bottle of "champagne" each. And it was cool to be kinda drunk at 11am on a Sunday because we did it at brunch.

>> No.10124324

>>10124309
Nothing like drinking too many mimosas and then throwing up in a back alley way at 1 in the afternoon.

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10124352

>>10122492
>be cute boy
>like mint
What does it mean?

>> No.10124359

>>10124352
>buy
>"cute"
that you're a limp-wristed faggot.

>> No.10124360

>>10123253
lol do you have ocd/germaphobia? Their hair is likely cleaner than your hands (neither of which are actually touching your food).

Also this whole thread is confusing. Is this an American """"problem""""?

>> No.10124364

Why can't they cook these days?

Can't think of a single girl I know that actually cooks well (except one that does baking/desserts all the time)

???

>> No.10124368

>>10124364
The 50's household is kil. In our modern day corporatocracy, all that matters is the quality of her cunny.

>> No.10124389

>>10124352
start taking estrogen fuckboy

>> No.10124397

>>10124360
No, it's OP's inexperience with women. He's had maybe one experience, or read a comedic post to this affect, and assumes that it is the unmitigated truth.

>> No.10125424

Sometimes I get crumbs all over my shirt and I can just brush then off. What happens when a girl gets crumbs all over her shirt? Does it end up in her cleavage? Seems like they would have a lot of crumbs stuck down there that they can't brush off.

>> No.10125437

>>10124368
>>10124364
50s housewives didn't know how to cook either
Either god awful abominations created out of gelatin and mayonaise or enough butter to give an african a heart attack with one bite
I've actually found that unless you take an interest in cooking, your food is going to be mediocre
Even if you grew up helping your mother/grandmother cook, if their recipes are shit so are yours

>> No.10125443

>>10125424
>Does it end up in her cleavage?
yes
sometimes, ratchet girls take off their bra and crumbs fall out
typically you can pick em out if you feel them, nipples can be pretty sensitive

>> No.10125453

>>10125443
Oh, that's so yuck. I always suspected, but now I'm going to feel sick every time I spot exposed cleavage.

>> No.10125462

>>10122492
mint reminds them of how the giant black cock she sucked tastes because black guys smoke so much menthols and it tastes like mint. They all burn the coal and then want to "settle down" with white betas like you

>> No.10125464

>tfw no husband to cook meals for

>> No.10125479

>>10125453
>tfw being a titlet has advantages

>> No.10125546

>>10125479
mmm, titlets.

>> No.10125556

>>10125443
I have a problem with crumbs falling down and ending up in my pubes

>> No.10125557
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>>10125546
The best candy

>> No.10125561

>>10125464
Yeah cooking is shit if it's only you eating. It's a rarely mentioned secret that everybody here is basically aching for complements from the people they feed.
>tfw they never eat it in the way or in the order i'd intended, they shove the entire thing in their face and pay zero attention to the 100 hours i spent meticulously perfecting each micro-flavour

>> No.10125571

>>10125556
wear longer skirts.
actually fuck that, the hell am i saying. don't.

>> No.10125579

>>10125561
I've all but given up on feeding myself. I'll just not eat because I already know what it'll taste like in my head. I only get to cook for people a few times a year and it sucks.

>> No.10125590

>>10122492
she looks sooo cute. she looks so happy to be there, so obedient - keeping her hands by her sides until it's appropriate for her to tuck in, such a qt face, such a youthful look, such a non-try-hard outfit... would snuggle tenderly after imposing all manner of horrifying pervy bedtime stuff on that unsuspecting ickle bod.

>> No.10125642

>>10122932
Money doesn't bother me. I think it's cute that grils are too poor to pay, or so poor that they'd rather not. It makes me feel empowered, especially when they're french kissing my asshole and sat in a bath drinking my piss later that night. Girls are adorable.

>> No.10125657

>>10123253
>fiddling with their hair.
also cute. and girls don't have germs, merely delicious girl molecules. all of them are delicious.
unless they don't meticulously wash their squelching sections. that shit can go from hyper-desirable, perfect femmeflower to toxic-waste-spewing gargoyleshit pathogen bazooka in a matter of hours.

>> No.10125698

>>10123253
I don't ever wash my hair because it looks better shiny. Im sorry if i greased on your food anon

>> No.10125958

How do you avoid associating the taste of mint with toothpaste? It feels so wrong to eat anything with mint in it because of this.

>> No.10126341

>>10125958
Have you tried not being a pansy faggot?

>> No.10126349

>>10125958
Mint does not taste like toothpaste. If anything, toothpaste tastes like root beer

>> No.10126355

>>10122492
i dont like mint

>> No.10126389

>>10122492
why do they like yogurt so much?

don't eat steak

get those bowl things at chipoltle instead of a real burrito

think salad covered in dressing is healtthy

>> No.10126923

>>10125590
>bedtime stuff
>terrifying
You and I would get along well.

>> No.10126929

>>10126389
To be fair, sometimes I just feel like getting a burrito bowl and using chips to scoop up the contents.

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10126933

>>10124285
You did indeed give me the inspiration for this thread. I'll give you all the credit that's due, although this thought had been on my mind for quite a while.

>> No.10126971

>>10126929
I'd like to do that sometimes too but feel gay if I do so

>> No.10127193

>>10122492
Please don't post pics of Justin Castro (Trudeau)

>> No.10128631

>>10122511
In my city brunch just means day drinking at 11am on a Sunday. The only food anyone actually eats is from a food truck at around 2:30-3pm.

>> No.10129282

>>10125590
tell her to take off the make up

>> No.10129378

>>10122511
>why do girls like meeting other girls and have a nice time?
Stay lonely anon

>> No.10129401

>>10122534
A bottle of wine doesnt count as heavy drinking

>> No.10129731

>>10122511

>at a reasonable hour to meet up with friends
>menu selection includes something for everyone
>one meat that'll last you until dinner

its not that deep

>> No.10129787

>>10123329
read this as i was pooping
heh

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>>10129378

>> No.10130102

>>10129787
calling yourself a girl doesnt make you one, you faggot

>> No.10130119

>>10129401
When you weigh 2/3 of what a man does, a bottle of wine is quite a bit of alcohol.

>> No.10130247

>>10130102
I won't let you gender jail me, you beastly closeted tranny fapper.

>> No.10130396

>>10122512
BRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

>> No.10130482

>>10125642
Tfw too proud to ask him to pay so just don't go on any dates

>> No.10130786

>>10130119
Tfw man weight

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>>10130786

>> No.10131972

>>10124352
I suggest.
>1 part soylent nectar
>1 part Pink lemonade
>1 part Bombay
>garnish with mint and umbrella

*Boom*

The Trap's beach drink of choice "The Hetero Spank."

>> No.10132000

>>10126933
that's amazing.

>> No.10132051

>>10122492
Hey! It's that girl!

>> No.10132120

>>10122492
mint is great. also stop pretending this isn't just an attention grabbing thread for you to imply that you're a guy.

>> No.10132196

>>10122511

because instagram said so

>> No.10132205

hey guys I don't have a gf and this thread is triggering me. mods please delete

>> No.10132269

>>10122492
men and women prefer different scents. Women like fresher cleaner scents, like cucumber and mint. It's genetics or something

>> No.10132304

>>10130992
I weight 150 lbs. I am 5'8" though. Not fat, just big

>> No.10132429

>>10122932
Stop spending time with shitty people. Literally all you need to do is stop hanging out with people like this. Sorry you seem to be an asshole magnet but this is simply not a thing specific to women.

>> No.10132433

>>10132304
>5'8" 150lbs
>Not fat
i have some bad news for you anon.

>> No.10132581

>>10132433
Skeleton detected.

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>>10132304
>5'8''
>big

kek when will they learn

>> No.10134937

>>10122492
Women dont stand a chance against men in chess. This is because the female brain on average is 10% smaller then that of their male counterparts. Women have inferior critical thinking abilities and sadly, women fall for marketing scams at a much higher rate than men. Merchants rejoice as they sell well-packaged garbage at incredible markups to defenseless helpless women. You see it all the time, women eating utter and complete trash simply because the product had fancy packaging and happy-clappy advertising.

>> No.10134938

>>10124352
maricon

>> No.10134994

>>10123955
its disgusting bro just pounds of sugar and cream mixed. black coffee is best coffee

>> No.10135011

>>10126349
That explains why I hate root beer, but not why I don't like mint.

>> No.10135034

>>10122520
>>10123245
desu both of these lol

>> No.10135053

>>10124212
I know /ck/ is more normie than some other boards but this is a level of normie that shouldn't be allowed on 4chins. Please tell me you have at least one completely asperger/sociopathic facet of your life.

>> No.10135067

>>10126389
>don't eat steak
false. take them to a place where steak is expensive and they'll happily order. but know that the date won't count as you taking her out if you wanted to go to a place specifically for the steak so play it cool.

>> No.10135079

>>10135067
They'll order it, but they won't eat it. Not all of it, anyway. They'll eat maybe a quarter and then say "oh, this is so big! I can't finish it! Let's just order dessert."

>> No.10135108

>>10122492
How the fuck do you meet girls? I mostly have guy friends and i mean we go out and drinks but i talk to some girls but i mean there are never girls in my group of friends. Wtf guys im not even ugly ,i think the main problem is i dont get any opportunity

>> No.10135113

>>10135108
You have to just walk up to them and give them a compliment and then you give them a thinly veiled insult and then they will do anything for you because they crave the compliment and want you to forgive them for the flaw you pointed out.

>> No.10135115

>>10124352
It means you ought to kill yourself homo

>> No.10135117

>>10135053
you wouldn't even be able to be a cuck

>> No.10135118

>>10135108
>don't be ugly, DON'T be shy
>get tipsy
>see qt on street
>tell her she's coming home with you
worst she'll do is say no. sometimes they say yes.

>> No.10135123

>>10135118
Not ugly ,i mean im kinda shy ,but i can be atleast in my mind charming wiht girls ,i can talk to women and basically be the only guy that gets into deep conversations ,but it never gets further and does not happen often. BUt i will try

>> No.10135128

>>10126389
Burrito bowls are a better deal, you get more food.

>> No.10135162
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Is there even 1 attractive gril on /ck/, or are you all the fatty boombatty chunky monkey wobbleslob blubbernaut ham planet pork princesses i imagine you to be?

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>>10135162
>simmering with rage over the fact that you're not shitposting about flyovers and cucks with a bunch of 10/10 k-pop idols
1. get a prostitute and lose your v-card
2. reconsider whatever life choices that took you here
3. look back on this moment with shame

>> No.10135429

>>10135422
at least males on 4chan have each other to relate to

you're hated everywhere

>> No.10135430

>>10135422
t. devastated, bawling blubbernaut

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10135510

>>10135429
>>10135430
1. I'm a guy
2. I'm in better shape than both of you
3. see >>10135422

>> No.10135531

>>10135510
Ah, a whiteknight. I'm sure the girls will come flocking, and given your earlier projection that I'm a virgin, I imagine one day you'll lose your V card. Just carry on defending the ladies, one will take pity eventually bruh.
Shame that she'll be too fat to fit through your door, but that's clearly your fetish. Enjoy

>> No.10135542

>>10135531
hey I recognize you. you're the sperg who calls me a "jealous roastie" every time you post some obscure internet cam whore.

have you gotten arrested for stalking yet, or has it not escalated to that point?

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>>10135542
Nah not me. It is amusing that you're so used to that kind of reaction though.

>> No.10135553

>>10135547
>>10135547
yep, it's you. everyone who doesn't have an encylopedic knowledge of 6/10 camwhores is a jealous fat roastie who is totally competing for your affections like in the anime. a mindset which pretty much lines up with your current frustration that an anonymous tibetan armpit hair braiding forum isn't providing you with beautiful female companions as you expect/demand

see also >>10135422

>> No.10135557

>>10135553
>yep, it's you
but it isn't, lol. guess my general attitude is just a lot more common than yours, whiteknight.

>> No.10135564

>>10135557
>whiteknight
I don't think you understand what that term is supposed to mean, but what else to expect from someone who comes to 4chan to meet women

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>>10135564
Dude are you high? I don't know how it's possible to be so sure of something, but so wrong, lol.
I'll leave you to it, go gallantly defend the maidens, one will surely fall in love with you soon.

>> No.10135591

>>10135570
>go gallantly defend the maidens
I see, so you're not misinformed, you're just living in some alternate dimension.
I would be fascinated to know what's going on in your head when you post on /ck/, like is this board your friends? when someone replies to you are they hitting on you? what's your criteria for deciding if a post is written by a pretty "grill" as you said? how do you decide how well you're doing with "her"?
do you have a plan to ask "her" out, for instance?

>> No.10135833

>>10122492
who is this qt?

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>>10122942

>> No.10136220
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10136220

why am is so feminine

>> No.10136228

>>10136220
You're not. You're just pathetic. Being a pathetic man is not feminine.

>> No.10137391

>>10122515
amazing

>> No.10137410

>>10123969
i love this post. it describes so much of 4chan