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>the date was fine, but then he served me some chili he had made, and get this: it didn't have any beans!

>> No.10119983

Anyone who would use that as their excuse to not date someone is a damned fool.

>> No.10120032

>>10119983
It is a woman's right to set the criteria for an acceptable partner. It is a man's duty to meet that criteria.

>> No.10120071

That should have been a big red flag for you. It's clear he's a texasfag and those guys are all losers (unless he's from austin but then he wouldn't have been a no bean faggot). Drop him like a rabid rattlesnake.

>> No.10120085

>>10120071
I don't think reptiles can contract rabies

>> No.10120096

>>10120032
Found the damned fool.

>> No.10120132

>>10120096
In nature, animal males are one of two types: rapists (who just opverpower and take) and succeeders (who have to prove their worth before being selected by the female for breeding). I hope you're not a rapist.

>> No.10120137

>>10120132

> I hope you're not a rapist.

why?

>> No.10120143

>putting beans in chili

>> No.10120145

>>10119919

that's why it was called 'chili' and not 'stew'. lol.

>> No.10120186

>>10120137
Because you'd be worthless. r-selected genepools are more readily wiped out in extinction events. K-selected offspring are more capable of adapting when times get tough.

>> No.10120188

every chili post has been redirected from Encyclopedia Dramatica: /ck/

Tells you that this board is easily trolled about chili.

You guys are pathetic.

>> No.10120204

>>10119919
no one has ever said that ever

>> No.10120213

>>10119919
>laughingwoman.jpg
yrdoinitwrong

>> No.10120272
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>>10120145

>stew is defined by the inclusion of beans

>> No.10120277

>>10120186

go back to /pol/. r/k selection theory has no scientific basis whatsoever and is neo-nazi propaganda.

>> No.10120289

>>10120272

chili is defined by exclusion of anything that isn't beef, salt, and peppers.

>> No.10120304

>>10120289

Dumbest thing I've ever read here.

>> No.10120311

>>10120277
>muh pol boogeyman
go back to rebbit.

>> No.10120316

>>10120304
>true things are dumb

>> No.10120325

>>10120277
>evil Nazi scum using propaganda to dissuade me from good and holy rape

>> No.10120347

>>10120289
replace salt with tomatoes

>> No.10120351

>>10120325

rape is a social construct. genocide isn't.

>>10120304

neither is chili.

>>10120311

no, go back to pol.

>> No.10120353

>>10120132
I'm not even a man, so joke's on you, dumbass. You're still a damned fool.

>> No.10120354

>>10120351
>rape is a social construct
a classic rapist slogan

>> No.10120363

>>10120347

tomatoes are a kind of pepper.

'>>10120347

have you ever had chili with no salt?

>>10120354

"""ationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei Die Juden sind unser Unglück!"""?

daily reminder to punch fascist scum daily

>> No.10120367

>>10120354

just like your slogan is ""Sicher ist der Jude auch ein Mann, aber der Floh ist auch ein Tier""?

>> No.10120375

>>10120367
Nein, ich bin keine national-socialist

>> No.10120402

>>10120375

only a nazi calls nazis that. you're a nazi. that's a choice. i'm a rapist. that's a sexuality.

>> No.10120716

>>10120032
>>10120132
you re a goddamn faggot.

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10120736

>yeah i mean he was nice and all
>but then he took me back to his place and served me some carbonara he had made, and get this
>no cream!

>> No.10120766

>>10120375
Man muss nicht National-Socialist sein zu Juden hassen.

>> No.10120790

>>10120071
>implying austin is somehow any better and not just superficially different

>> No.10120806

>>10120213
>woman
joke's on you
#ironyisnotdead

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>>10120032
>It is a woman's right to set the criteria for an acceptable partner. It is a man's duty to meet that criteria.

>> No.10120924

>>10120032
Wrong and the very reason you cheat on the guys who obey this nonsense you fat ugly slut.

>> No.10120943

>>10120132
>In nature rapists win the gene race
>Humans are not part of nature

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10120980

>almost forty posts
>not a single joke about flatulence

Finally, I have located the patrician board.

>> No.10120990

not me. I want my woman to brap.

>> No.10121027

>>10120980
straight outta /fit/, huh?

>> No.10121743

>>10120980
>man haunted by constant brapposting finally crosses over

>> No.10122845

>>10120990
I blow into her anus, this is brap fodder. She sits on my face and pumps into my mouth. We both masturbate and cum.

>> No.10122892

>>10120402
>the date was fine, but then he didn't even try to rape me!

>> No.10123147

>>10120032
>not impregnating strangers against their will
Do you even have balls, anon?

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>>10120032
fucking leddit faggot

>> No.10124350

>>10120736
what kind of animal makes carbonara with cream?

>> No.10124506
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>>10119919
> chili without beans

everyone should be killed

>> No.10124530

>>10120032
Holy shit, this is the most pathetic thing I've read all week.
Thanks for making me feel utterly masculine by comparison anon.

>> No.10124558

>>10120032
> women
> rights

stop posting for a little while

>> No.10124638

>>10120032
This. In modern, civilized society women are the ones who decide which males possess DNA worthy of producing offspring and the criteria is how well the male can support her and her spawn. That generally leads to her selecting those who are intelligent enough to adapt to a feminized work environment and culture where engaging in feminine emotional bonding is prized. Thus, we see the reactionary troglodytes who were incapable of adapting and are left out of the selection pool wailing about "numales," etc.

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>>10124638

>> No.10125310

>>10120071
People from austin are literally liberal faggots an as so the majority of young adults are vegan cunts

>> No.10125333

>>10125310

Fuck off back to your containment board.

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>>10119919
>I put in my chilly not only beans but also chickpeas and lentils

Get on my lvl fags.