/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10084704]

If you were to win a 60 second shopping spree at you grocery store what would you grab?

[Anonymous No.10084716]

The ass of that qt cashier girl at 12

[Anonymous No.10084734]

>>10084704
My dick. I am not going to run around like a tard for a few hundred bucks worth of food.

[Anonymous No.10084742]

>>10084704
60 seconds isnt much time.

[Anonymous No.10084744]

>>10084704
I like how she doesn't gather her materials before filming because it's an excuse to walk around and jiggle. Name?

[Anonymous No.10084746]

>>10084704
liquor aisle

[Anonymous No.10084748]

>>10084742
A bunch of expensive meat i guess.
This is a bad thread.

[Anonymous No.10084749]

Non perishables and frozen foods because I'm cooking for one.
Maybe large bottles of cooking oil, shitloads of canned sardines and tuna, buckets of vegemite, the entire spice rack, a jar of olives, and a single grape which I would eat in the store with no fucks given.

[Anonymous No.10084750]

>>10084734
>>10084742
Yea, I got these little tickets I can enter online and the big prize is a 60s shopping spree. If I won that I'd pass it to someone else, I buy pretty basic groceries, not going to run around like a retard for the entertainment of others to save a few bucks

[Anonymous No.10084751]

All the paper plates.

[Anonymous No.10084752]

>>10084744
>jiggle

[Anonymous No.10084766]

HIV

[Anonymous No.10084776]

>>10084704
expensive meat. you can probably only grab one thing if you're going middle or back

[Anonymous No.10084785]

>>10084704
I would dump the entire shelf of energy drinks into my cart, starting with monster, moving to red bull, and then indiscriminately from there out.

[Anonymous No.10084786]

>>10084704
expensive oils and vinegars, cheese, caviar, cat food

[Anonymous No.10084788]

Be like a bull in a China store. Running down every aisle with arms out sliding everything off the shelves onto the floor and generally destroy the store. You'll never get another opportunity to ruin amok. So take it.

[Anonymous No.10084789]

>>10084785
>mfw watching you do this and realizing your strategy

[Anonymous No.10084798]

>>10084788
>ruin amok
*run amok

Kinda fits tho

[Anonymous No.10084886]

As many tendies as are in stock, then frozen pizzas

>For real, depending on the store, I'd pick up a few cases of rotgut, a pile of meat for the freezer, and go to town on the spices if there was still time

[Anonymous No.10084889]

>>10084704
who is this semen demon

[Anonymous No.10084891]

>>10084704
I would grab DAT ASS

[Anonymous No.10084898]

One basket full of toothpaste + one of those expensive toothbrushes so I don't have to floss anymore.
And one basket full of body soap, shampoo, and conditioner.

Bam, I just saved 200 dollars and I just had to run from the front of the store to the second isle.

[Anonymous No.10084913]

white truffles, saffron, and caviar

[Anonymous No.10084918]

All the spices, olive oil, and Asian condiments I can get to in that amount of time. Probably mostly spices - small, light, easy to push off shelf in loads, but huge savings.

t. Supermarket Sweep

[Anonymous No.10084919]

cigarettes and sell to addicts, adding my 200% tax because they're addicts so i know they'll pay it.

[Anonymous No.10084933]

a bunch of steaks. there's a small fridge at the front of the entrance.

too bad they're all manager species/"reduced for quick sale" shit. the real good meat is in the far back. 60 seconds isn't enough time.

[Anonymous No.10084937]

>>10084704
I'd sell the spree to some dumbass for $100 and spend it on alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10084939]

>>10084704

why god

[Anonymous No.10084971]

I'd run straight to the saffron

[Anonymous No.10084974]

>>10084750
This. Some days, it can take me 60 seconds just to get a cart.

[Anonymous No.10084983]

>>10084734
This. also sixty seconds is jack shit. Id be out of breath after 5 or 6

[Anonymous No.10084989]

>>10084734
I am
>>10084983
It feels good to be in shape, the other day I had to run to catch a train and I basically sprinted for about a minute while carrying a 30 pound bag and didn't even feel out of breath

[Anonymous No.10085006]

All the gift cards, they're at the front, they're small, they're worth a lot.

[Anonymous No.10085024]

>>10084919
Are your customers 12 years old? That's a crime, you know.

[Anonymous No.10085026]

beef

[Anonymous No.10085125]

>>10084704
i mean if that dress was purple

[Anonymous No.10085140]

>>10084716
>12
chris_hansen.jpg

[Anonymous No.10085151]

I would immediately run to the meat section and stock up on as many ribs as I can grab as well as any steaks and buffalo meat.

[Anonymous No.10085162]

>>10085006
Pretty smart, actually. You could get a few thousand dollars worth. On the other hand, you will be eating at red lobster for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.10085171]

>>10085006
That would be worth nothing but the plastic they're made of as they don't activate / have no money on them until the cashier rings them up.

[Anonymous No.10085332]

>>10084704
>mfw my supermarket has a liquor and wine section

[Anonymous No.10085340]

desu i would fill my cart with beer and wine

[Anonymous No.10085354]

>>10084704
THICC AF

[Anonymous No.10085369]

>>10084704
Wine
A couple of pizzas

[Anonymous No.10085370]

>>10084704
frozen pizza and candy

[Anonymous No.10085426]

My grocer has a pharmacy.

[Anonymous No.10085567]

expensive cuts of meat, and either spices or oils

[Anonymous No.10086212]

>>10084704
The entire top shelf liquor section. Which I'd then sell to retards.

[Anonymous No.10086227]

>>10086212
lol
this is why supermarket sweep started tacking on rules VERY quickly

[Anonymous No.10086300]

Someone please find her name

[Anonymous No.10086304]

>>10086212
retards dont have a lot of money, youd be better off selling it to people who have jobs and drink

[Anonymous No.10086323]

>>10084744
i don't recall her name but she never showed anything. now she complains about men treating her as a sexual object last i saw anything about her.

[Anonymous No.10086325]

>>10086323
>show off body for attention
>complain about attention for attention
Women really do love attention. It's like dealing with a grade-school child.

[Anonymous No.10086342]

Shaylyn summer buckley

[Anonymous No.10086349]

[Anonymous No.10086382]

60 seconds relly isnt long enough to do much, but if the time walking/running to departments dont count, then i'd clean out the meat section the best I could in 30 seconds, then attack the /deenz/ section and then frozen food section with the remaining 30

[Anonymous No.10086388]

>>10084752
ARE WE JIGGLIN' ER...?

[Anonymous No.10086392]

>>10084704
Mal Malloy used to be better, but she had kids and now she's just someone's disgusting obese mom

[Anonymous No.10086408]

>>10085024
You'd probably have better luck selling vape oil these days on the playground.

[Anonymous No.10086412]

>>10084704
thats just straight out fat
>>10086304
we just go to the store and buy it.

[Anonymous No.10086479]

expensive meat, sdcards, blurays

[Anonymous No.10086553]

>>10084704
All the cigarettes then resell them in Canada.

[Anonymous No.10086556]

>>10084913
Where do you shop for groceries that they have any of these things, let alone all 3?

[Anonymous No.10086564]

>>10084919
Even if it wasn’t a crime >>10085024, they wouldn’t sell because being addicted to nicotine doesn’t make you incapable of finding a better deal elsewhere. You would have to be the only grocery store for like 200 miles and even then I’m sure you’d rarely get a buyer.

[Anonymous No.10086569]

>>10085171
This.
>>10085162
See above.

[Anonymous No.10086571]

>>10085332
Mine too but it’s locked up. Wine is out, liquor is behind locked glass.

[Anonymous No.10086577]

>>10086479
Your local grocer sells Blu-rays?

[Anonymous No.10086590]

>>10084704
Anything I can grab within 60 seconds.
I'll try to come up with something using half blind mystery box items.

[Anonymous No.10086608]

>go to deli section
>act like I am quickly and clumsily getting deli items to grab
>really just taking all the noddle salads, potato salads, cheeses, meats, and handfuls of hot food and throwing it as far as I can in a grocery store
>my dream was never to go on a shopping spree
>it was to get into a food fight

[Anonymous No.10086746]

I'd go to the haircare/skincare section. Some of that shit is like 40 bucks for a 200 gram tub. Empty the shelves and sell on ebay for like 20% less than retail and then buy my groceries normally

[Anonymous No.10086756]

>>10084989
well done

[Anonymous No.10086763]

I'd just go for the cigarettes and cigars. I can barter those very easily across the border or sell them online, and they have a good space to value ratio.

[Anonymous No.10086923]

>>10086564
The flaw in your logic the fact that a lot of people value convenience over all else. Some people prefer to drive up to a window to collect garbage food and put that garbage into their body instead of cooking real food. So when I'm in their face offering them a packet of their preferred drug of addiction then they'll pay the "convenience" tax without question.

[Anonymous No.10086944]

>>10086923
holy euphoria batman

[Anonymous No.10086946]

>>10084704

Obviously liquor. Just liquor.

[Anonymous No.10086947]

Assuming you can only get cooking/food items -

>All of the expensive oils and vinegars
>Turn around to expensive spices
>Rush to the wine and champagnes

25% broken bottles in the dash, but could make thousands pretty quick.

Can then spend quality time buying good ingredients with my LORD OF OILS fund.

[Anonymous No.10086964]

>>10084704
Them staples.
Rice, beans, pasta, sauce
Chili powder, canned tomatoes, a couple things of ground turkey

[Anonymous No.10086975]

>>10086323
Of course they treat her like that. Because she acts like it. What a stupid bitch.

[Anonymous No.10086978]

>>10086571
Shit, several of my local grocery stores just have open liquor sections. That's absolutely what I'd go for.

[Anonymous No.10086979]

I'd leave with trolley full of (You)s and share them with all my friends.

[Anonymous No.10087450]

>>10086300
Olivia Jensen

[Anonymous No.10087479]

>>10084704
Liquor aisle. All the top shelf shit, easily over a grand worth

[Anonymous No.10087488]

>>10087479
This if I wasn't American

I would raid the fancy cheese section, grab some caviar and pate while I'm at it.

[Anonymous No.10087512]

>>10084744
olivia jensen
she’s not even thicc anymore, just fat

[Anonymous No.10087802]

>>10086923
Did you jerk yourself to completion while writing this comment?

[Anonymous No.10087820]

>>10084704
I’d run to the expensive cheese section in the deli and scoop it all up. Just eat cheese for two weeks afterward.

[Anonymous No.10087833]

>>10087512
>olivia jensen

[Anonymous No.10087864]

All of the printer ink then I would run out and sell it online because ink is expensive

[Anonymous No.10087868]

>>10084704
All the bags of rice and all the bags of beans

[Anonymous No.10087892]

>>10087820
My Nagelkass that is what's UP! I would hit up the meat too.

[Anonymous No.10087905]

>>10087892
60 seconds tho. Cheese takes priority.

[Anonymous No.10087910]

Either liquor or pharmaceuticals, resell for mad profit.

[Anonymous No.10087937]

>>10084704
Prolly like 20lbs of butter
shit's expensive

[Anonymous No.10087949]

probably high end liquor because I could add the most value without wasting much time moving or wasting much space, and I wouldn't have to worry about it going bad

[Anonymous No.10087952]

As many lottery tickets as they could dump into a bag in 60 seconds
>I've never played the lottery

[Anonymous No.10087953]

spices, make-up, whisky and batteries.....then sell them.

That's what people always stole when i worked at a supermarket

[Anonymous No.10087979]

Lobster tails and crab legs, then as many Prime Ribs as I could get.

[Anonymous No.10087986]

>>10087864
Um, what grocery store sells printer ink?

[Anonymous No.10088000]

>>10087986
I love my country.

[Anonymous No.10088013]

>>10087953
For us it was steaks, chicken, diapers, and baby formula, always in a cart with cheap shit around the outside and parked near the entrance on the opposite side of the registers. You could also spot people "browsing" near the entrance, waiting for no one to be looking.

[Anonymous No.10088031]

I wouldn't even bother going if it was only 60 seconds

[Anonymous No.10088102]

>>10084704
Wine seems like it'd be the optimal choice, non-perishable and you can fit a very high value worth into a cart. Grocery stores here don't have liquor.

[Anonymous No.10088158]

>>10087833
>>10087512
good god i'd fucking destroy her in a heartbeat, i would eat that ass for hours

[Anonymous No.10088165]

Run to the bathroom and see how fast I can fap under pressure

[Anonymous No.10088176]

>>10087986
>>10087986
Wallshart

[Anonymous No.10088234]

>>10086564
Where I live junkies steal items and bring them to other stores that carry the same product for returns. The receiptless returns are only worth store credit on a gift card but they can be used to purchase cigarettes in most stores. Cue 3-4 bums coming in with bags of makeup and expensive hair product using the gift cards they received to buy cartons of cigarettes, which are then sold to locals for cash.

[Anonymous No.10088248]

>>10087833
MY DICK FUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.10088316]

>>10087512
I want to die inside those thighs

[Anonymous No.10088323]

>>10084746
What state do you live in where it’s legal to sell liquor at grocery stores? Because I want to live there.

[Anonymous No.10088354]

>>10088323
Not the guy you were replying to, but in Kentucky groceries can sell liquor, but it has to be in a completely separate room with a separate entrance/ exit. No idea what that's supposed to accomplish.

[Anonymous No.10088356]

all the meat i can grab
no homo

[Anonymous No.10088386]

>>10088354
All the grocery stores are like that in Florida. Never realized it was a law, now I feel retarded.

[Anonymous No.10088394]

>>10087512
>>10087833

That's a shame. As in the OP she was perfect.

[Anonymous No.10088427]

>>10086608
>cake

[Anonymous No.10088444]

Assuming that I can only get food:
Take as much expensive frozen fish and meat as I can.
Taking anything fresh isn't smart because it will expire quick and just getting enough before it expires isn't as cost effective.
Canned and long shelf life goods aren't usually as expensive as frozen meat / fish so it's advisable to not pick those.

[Anonymous No.10088513]

>>10084886
*thyme

[Anonymous No.10088729]

>>10087820
count me in! i would rob them of their cheese and eat it all. i only have pity for guys who grab expensive things, resell them and buy, lets say, a new tv. fuck those

[Anonymous No.10088767]

>>10088000
Do Americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.10088865]

>>10088000
Tyrone Gonzales, do they put the printer ink in the place of the Kinder Eggs?

[Anonymous No.10088871]

>>10084704
expensive meats and cheeses most likely

[Anonymous No.10088911]

>>10088865
It's in with the matches, notebooks, alarm clocks, paintings, pens, pencils, charcoal, lighter fluid, and other basil miscellaneous items that apparently Euros can't afford.

[Anonymous No.10088961]

>>10088865
usually between the ammo and the car parts, two more things that escape the minds of the soy-creatures of yurop :^)

[Anonymous No.10089063]

>>10088323
Washington. Stay the fuck out; we have enough non-native Washingtonians already and even they can't drive on our crowded freeways.

[Anonymous No.10089072]

>>10088323
Most states that aren't bible thumping shitholes do

[Anonymous No.10089075]

Pallet of sips

[Anonymous No.10089117]

>all of the donuts
>all of the donut holes
>as much super glue as I could carry

[Anonymous No.10089126]

>>10088323
What's so special about buying liquor at grocery stores? Is going to a liquor store really that much extra work?

[Anonymous No.10089176]

Meat
Spirits.

[Anonymous No.10089977]

grab the gift cards, preferably the visa cash cards or amazon gift cards

[Anonymous No.10090024]

>60 seconds
>meat and other refrigerated items all the way in the back
>only items close enough are produce, sodas, and bakery goods
guess i'll grab a bunch of pies and donuts

[Anonymous No.10090048]

>>10084704
I need to fuck her

[Anonymous No.10090118]

>>10084704
Delete this fucking thread. This makes it very hard for some of us on nofap

[Anonymous No.10090132]

>>10090118
leddit is down the hall and on the left

[Anonymous No.10090141]

>>10084704
booze

[Anonymous No.10090294]

do brainwashed consumers of a capitalist economy really believe that this unhealthy body image is genuinely attractive?

>eat a big mac
>buy a weight loss pill
>rinse, repeat
>smoke a cigarette
>freedom!!

>>10087802
i hope you die of obesity. slave.

[Anonymous No.10090330]

>>10090132
I’ve been here longer than you newfag

[Anonymous No.10090368]

>>10090294
A woman who is overweight but shapely with healthy skin is historically attractive because she can afford to eat and birth child; and has hips to grab.

[Anonymous No.10090417]

>>10084918
Hey, the next time you're at the checkout counter and you hear the beep, think of all the fun you can have on SUPERMARKET SWEEP!

[Anonymous No.10090434]

>>10088000
It's always bothered me that the creator didn't have the eagle's mouth open during the ejaculation.

Real missed potential there.

[Anonymous No.10090437]

>>10090368

>when your tank is already full there's room for more
sure thing, pal. just keep buying stuff,

[Anonymous No.10090448]

>>10084704
all the cured meats

[Anonymous No.10090475]

Frozen indian food

[Anonymous No.10090518]

There was an article about some CEO who gave his employees a few minutes at Costco.

First person naturally loaded up TV's for a few minutes. She picked about $32k.

Next person was a mother who only went for food like chips. She picked up about $300...

[Anonymous No.10090526]

>>10087802
Why do you have to be such a massive cunt? If that is how you try to enter adult discussions then I wonder if anybody ever talks to you at all.

[Anonymous No.10090596]

>>10084704

>All the dried morels
>All the PSMO tenderloins
>All the Stag's Leap Cabernet-Sauvignon available
>Standing rib roasts maybe
>Some fancy cheese?

I live in an area where the grocery stores sell wine (pretty much only domestic crap) & beer but not liquor. They also all have shit seafood bc Midwest.

[Anonymous No.10090606]

>>10084742
60 s is plenty of time if you know the store. Even if you're not looking to save money, you could grab expensive shit like died mushrooms and resell it.

[Anonymous No.10090611]

>>10086349
Saved

[Anonymous No.10090647]

>>10084919
>Get cigarettes for free
>Add 200% tax

Do you even math? You basically just said you would give away the free smokes you won

[Anonymous No.10090698]

>>10086412
>we just go to the store and buy it.

True. But if someone is selling a sealed bottle for a significant discount, why turn it down? Being smart means saving money when you can, ja/ck/