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>ill have a water thanks

>> No.10077533

>anything below 90% cocoa dark chocolate is shit

>> No.10077536

>medium-rare, no sauce

>> No.10077547

>I care about what other people eat and how they eat it

>> No.10077554

>>10077521
>Why would you drink water when you could have soda?

>> No.10077555

>"what are today's specials?"

>> No.10077561

>what dressing comes on that?

>> No.10077569

>what is the soup of the day

>> No.10077570

>"S I P B O Y S"

>> No.10077575

>>10077521
>Sorry I don't eat vegan stuff.

>> No.10077576

>may I see a menu please

>> No.10077578

>is this real whipped cream or edible oil product?

>> No.10077585

>Please inform the chef that I have a nut allergy

>> No.10077596

>America actually has the best cuisine on the planet since it combines the greatest parts of all the other ones

>> No.10077600

Any sardine threads. You faggots turned a fucking canned fish into a weird virgin lifestyle. Hope you all get mercury poisoning.

>> No.10077648

>>10077521
>where's the waiter who was here last night?

>> No.10077655

>I'll have a coke

>> No.10077663

>i won't pay for my wifes sons eductation because i'm not their father

>> No.10077667

>>10077600
look at the omega-6 loser

>> No.10077668

>>10077521
Is he john sudano?

>> No.10077671

>>10077521
> I don’t want to fucking kill myself

>> No.10077678

>This isn't a woman because there's a penis

>> No.10077685
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>>10077678

>> No.10077720

>>10077521
>no lemon in my water please

>> No.10077728

>Please don't spit in my food

>> No.10077733

>Sipthreads are actually viral marketing and not a genuine outpouring of love from the community for a quality product they appreciate

>> No.10077742
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>>10077600
>enjoying things is bad

>> No.10077744

>>10077733
get a load of this flaming faggot

>> No.10077752

>>10077521
>i like eating gristle

>> No.10077785

>Boneless wings? No thanks, I prefer wasting my time and money.

>> No.10077815

>>10077785
>Bone-in wings? No thinks, I prefer dime sized pieces of chicken covered in an inch of bread.
Fixed that for you.

>> No.10077983

>>10077815
Theres more meat in any boneless wing that a traditional wing or drum.

>> No.10078050

>>10077600
someone hasn't had their deenz today

>> No.10078056

>Traditional Mex is way better than Texmex

>> No.10078116

>>10077785
I like eating the bones, bitch

>> No.10078147

>>10077733
t. monster shill

>> No.10078167

>>10077600
oh fuck off, I never go into these threads but at least they promote some undderrated food. Meanwhile the cancer I won't name, is 100% unfunny shilling by retarded manchildren for one of the most horrible drinks

>> No.10078179

>>10078167
It's not a drink, it's a sandwich

>> No.10078185

>>10078179
I was talking about >>10077570

>> No.10078212
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>>10077600
Also it's not just sardines fuckface, it's any canned fish, we only discriminate against tuna because it's literally poisonous and has the texture of dried out chicken and tastes like rotten sardines. Try going in there once instead of comparing us to SIPBOYZ LMAO

>> No.10078248

/Deeners/ are chill and open to all canned seafood discussion.
/Sip/faggots are insufferable cunts who shut down any energy drink discussion that isn't Monster, and just want to circlejerk and spam their unfunny garbage memes.

>> No.10078458

>>10077521

does op play counter strike source?

>> No.10078463

>>10078248
Good point.

>> No.10078471

>>10078212
>>10078248
>my form of cancer is better than other cancers

All cancer is cancer no matter how you package it. Any circle-jerk general thread is cancer and you should just take it to a fucking discord.

>> No.10078499

>>10078471
>just take it to a fucking discord.
Gatekeeping at it's finest like your the content cop. If you don't like them you can filter then out, or leave...

>> No.10078514

>>10078471
But the canned fish guys aren't cancer ? I went into the thread, and they discuss all kinds of canned seafood, recipes and how to eat them. Meanwhile the sip retards just spam shitty edited images.

>> No.10078525

>>10077547
this guy gets it

>> No.10078558

>>10078471
>it's cancer because I said it's cancer
k then

>> No.10078622

>>10077521
do some simple math. lets say the drink you order, a coke, costs 2.99. add tax to that, so now its $3.24. Add tip to that, which is 15%, now its $4.86.

all for a fucking soda at dinner.

>> No.10078649

>>10077521
>buying soda
>when water is free
>paying to kys

>> No.10078688

>>10077554
sorry, not everyone is like the lardass in op's pic

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>>10078167

>> No.10078911

Deenz and sips what the fuck. This fucking board is dead.

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>>10078622
>>10078649
>tfw server
>also prefer water than soda
>but if I don't sell beverages I could get fired

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10078961

>a water
>a

Are you a fucking baby? Who says "a water"? Do you want "a juice" too? This is why all men should experience a nice beating sometime during teenhood or young adulthood, allowing him to leave childish thinking to the children.

>> No.10078968

>>10078961

>who says

English speakers.

>> No.10078984

>>10078961
I don't understand this post at all

>> No.10078992

>>10078984
You say you want water, you dairy-scented toddler.

>> No.10079015

>>10078992
I'm probably older than you. I just don't understand why asking for "a water" is any different than asking for water. Why is one considered childish? I'm genuinely baffled

>> No.10079027

>>10079015
>>10078968
I've seen people say that in all the languages i know, it fucking makes me mad people can't say " A bottle of water".

>> No.10079274

>>10078961
calm down you spastic

>> No.10079291

>>10078945
nobody is blaming you

>> No.10079303

>>10078961
>it's an anon tries to reconcile his mom spanking him in public as making him a man episode

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>>10078961
>>10078992
>>10079027

i totally get you dude, its almost uncivilized or some form of degeneracy.

>> No.10079322

>>10079303
wut

>> No.10079336

>>10077547
This. Unless you order well done seafood. I get upset at seeing a well don't steak, but well done salmon or tuna or fucking shrimp. If I was head chef here id send them out.

>> No.10079339

>>10079336
>i agree
>except when i don't agree
what did he mean by this

>> No.10079345
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>>10079339
that we're all 4channers even at our best times :))) 4lyf #chanprideworldwide

>> No.10079389

>>10077983
Yet no actual wing meat, it's always ground and formed white meat chicken nuggies with too much breading and no flavor. The patrician choice is bone in fried wings with crispy skin instead of shitty breading.

>> No.10079432

>>10077536
whats wrong with this

>t nu-/ck/

>> No.10079491

>>10079432
(You)

>> No.10079657

>>10077600
Wow so this is what omega3 deficiency does to your brain... interesting...

>> No.10079672

>>10079389
True tendies are made with the tenderloin which is the best cut

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>>10077600
i'm all stocked up

>> No.10079838

>blended Scotch whisky is inferior to single malt

>> No.10079849

>>10079812
That's commitment

>> No.10079864

>>10077521
99% of the time i order water, unless its breakfast then i order a coffee and water

>> No.10079866

>>10079672
That's nice, little Timmy but we're discussing wings, not tendies.

>> No.10079898
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>>10079864

>> No.10079903

>>10077547
this is a board for discussing food you autistic moron. People have opinions.
Eat frosting from the can, no one actually "cares", they just will point out you are a disgusting fatass.

>> No.10079904

>>10077576
underrated kek.

>> No.10079913

>*tips 2 dollars*

>> No.10080013

>>10077600
Sardines have practically negligible amounts of mercury since they are so low on the food chain, so you don't have to worry about mercury bio-accumulating in sardines. You could use some omega-3 you fucking brainlet.

>> No.10080062

>>10079027
>>10079015

‘water’ is a ‘mass noun’, like ‘air’ or ‘rice’. To say you would like ‘a water’ with you meal is retarded, because mass nouns are treated as not having discrete countable units. You never can have ‘one rice’. You can only have given volumes of rice, like a ‘grain of rice’ or a ‘bowl of rice’. Similarly, water in this context can only be referred to with a predistinguished volume, a ‘glass of water’ or a ‘bottle of water’. It is INCORRECT to order ‘a water’.

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>>10079866
>likeing wings

>> No.10080072

>>10080062
That's the rule but no one speaks blackboard English. Not now and not ever.

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>>10080069
>likeing

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>>10077600
>sardines
>small fish
>having a significant amount of mercury

>> No.10080376

>>10077521
>the most commonly ordered drink in a restaurant leads you to cringe
Is this why you stay locked up in "your" house and only order out?

>> No.10080383

>>10077600
Unfortunately for you and your wish, deenz are naturally very low in mercury. Just another reason to rep deenz.

>> No.10080389

>>10077569
its soup du jour

>> No.10080474

>>10077569
do i have to make a new soup every day??

>> No.10081160

>>10080072
>"blackboard English"
>thinks proper use and understanding of English is not widespread
Want to know how I know you're American (and probably a flyover)?

"To make a roux, take a butter and a flour :DDDDDDD". This is what you sound like when you say "I'll have a water".

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>if you cant afford to tip you cant afford to dine out

>> No.10081225

>rice and beans are a suitable meal to eat every day for a year anybody who days you need seasonings or variety is a cuck

>> No.10081236

>>10081189
Regardless of your stance on tipping, this is absolutely true. If you can't afford a few dollars more, why the fuck are you wasting any of your money eating out?

>> No.10081242

>>10081236
I save up all year to give myself a special treat. I think we have to have these things sometimes or life gets too hard.

>> No.10081300
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>>10081160

>> No.10081620

>>10080389
Gesundheit.

>> No.10081758

>>10081300
Rest of the (first) world has enough money for their schools that they've upgraded to whiteboards by now (even Japan despite what you see in your Chinese cartoons).
Also
>ignoring the substance of the post to pick on style
Yep, 'murica flyover.

>> No.10081888

>>10081758
O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

>> No.10081910

>>10081888
OBESED

>> No.10081929

>>10078649
>>10078945
>free water
wut, you mean water in bottles right?
tell me is not like people ask for a glass of water of the kitchen

>> No.10081940

>>10081242
You save up all year to go out to eat once?... Anon... Get your life together...

>> No.10081948

>>10081929
tap water is pretty normal here.

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>>10081910

>> No.10082372

I think the only thing that really does it for me is part-time vegetarians/vegans. I get it if it's an actual choice, when the choice is more "who will I be a nuisance here today as opposed to yesterday just because I can" I just start avoiding them in any social setting
And also people who have childish preferences like not liking "visible" onions in their food but they're fine with the taste so if they don't see it it's k. I know of already two people, albeit females, that do this

>> No.10082383

>>10077521

I'm sorry - can someone legitimately explain what's wrong with having water to drink?

>> No.10082387

>>10082383
You should be having a craft beer with extra soy, xer.

>> No.10082390

>>10081758
>upgraded to whiteboards
Most professors prefer blackboards, because nothing interrupts the flow of a lecture like a shitty marker.

>> No.10082396

>>10082383
Nothing
It's the stupid cunts who feel the need to prance on and on about it
Yes you're healthy we get it now fuck off we're talkin bout sips

>> No.10082399

>>10082387

oh lord, kill me.

>> No.10082404

>>10082396

Oh - so like...it's difference between "Water's fine, thanks!"

And like a "Oh...I'll just have a water" - like a dick head.

>> No.10082407

>>10080062
Do you say "a soda"? At any rate, the specific volume is implied. When you ask for "a water," it is obvious that you mean "a glass of water." Arguing grammar when clarity of message isn't at stake is one of the most pedantic and asinine things over which you can invest your time.

>> No.10082421

>>10082387
can you not speak in memes?

>> No.10082432

>>10082421
this thread is a meme retard

>> No.10082451

>>10080389
my ex used to pronounce it soup da jower

it infuriated me because her family is from montreal

>> No.10082483

>>10082451

I'm literally in montreal right now - I'll ask at lunch to see if they say it like that - that's hilarious.

>> No.10082485

>>10081758
I've literally never been in a classroom without a whiteboard in my life lol. The things europoors tend to fixate on are honestly more telling about their living conditions than anyone else's.

>> No.10082486

>>10080062
I like it

>> No.10082494

>doesn't like oranges in his orange juice

>> No.10082495

>>10080069
>le can’t spell
xD

>> No.10082496

>>10077521
Name a drink that isn't water, alcoholic, or soda then.

>> No.10082507

>>10082451
Quebec French is the worst

>> No.10082508

>>10082483
she was just stupid and didn't speak any french. i took 1 high school class and spoke a lot more (barely anything) than she did.

>> No.10082509

>>10082496
Iced tea, preferably unsweetened.
Cranberry juice.

>> No.10082514

>>10077720
Lemons are dirty

>> No.10082518

>>10082508

Ah - ok haha.

>> No.10082524

>>10082496

MILK MOTHERFUCKER>

>> No.10082538

>>10082496
Any kind of juice made from fruit, milkshakes, heck even smoothies but hopefully nobody has smoothies with their meal
>inb4

>> No.10082543

>>10082496
tea
coffee
fruit juice
milk
shakes

>> No.10082900
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>Ill have a diet coke

>> No.10082907

>>10078961
I love it when some dweeb got beat by his dad and wants everyone else to experience the same.

>> No.10083075

>>10081758
lmao you obsessed yuropoors are so ignorant and live in your own fantasy in which your made-up world view of americans reigns supreme. Who even comes up with these assumptions that muricans dont have whiteboards?

>> No.10083108

>>10082900
he looks like a go-za

>> No.10083116

>>10077815
nailed it

>> No.10083125

>>10083108
you type like a fa-ggot.

>> No.10083150

>>10083125
takes one to blow one, bottom.

>> No.10083759

>>10082509
>>10082543
As much as I enjoy tea, it's leaf- and/or twig-flavored water.

>> No.10083867

>>10083150
>autistic child
please come back when you are 18+

>> No.10083873

>>10083867
>replies to 2+ hour old post

>> No.10083876

>>10077521
>I'll have the prime rib, well done

>> No.10083898

>>10083873
Go back to wherever you came from, tourist.

>> No.10083901

>>10083898
>18+

>> No.10083918

>>10083876
Right away, Mr. President.

>> No.10083927

>>10080062
Autism alert

>> No.10083937

>>10080062
>hey bro, welcome to the party! you want a beer?
>‘beer’ is a ‘mass noun’, like ‘air’ or ‘rice’. To say you would like ‘a beer’ at a party is retarded, because mass nouns are treated as not having discrete countable units. You never can have ‘one rice’. You can only have given volumes of rice, like a ‘grain of rice’ or a ‘bowl of rice’. Similarly, beer in this context can only be referred to with a predistinguished volume, a 'bottle of beer’ or a ‘can of beer’. It is INCORRECT to ask for ‘a beer'
>...bro

>> No.10083945

>>10077521
Whats wrong with water?

>> No.10083948
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>>10083901
I wish newfags would fuck off from/ck/

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>>10083948
>t. faggot

>> No.10083969

>>10083966
he has a good face, really shame about about his body though.

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>coworker orders sweet tea

>> No.10084258

>>10083759
by that logic every liquid is liquid water

>> No.10084635

>>10084258
>liquid water

>> No.10084645

>>10083966
Admiring his commitment to the bulk.

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>>10077521
>I'll have the burger. Dry.

>> No.10084713

>can we split this entree?

>> No.10084726

>can i have a cup of hot water for the teabag that i brought from home?

>> No.10084740
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>can I get a mineral water

>> No.10084765

If I'm not having a beer, I'm drinking water. At home, all I drink is water with an occasional beer or sips at random times, but nothing else. Is that really a bad thing?

>> No.10084790

>>10084765
>sips

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>Cold cucumber water please

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>>10084790
there's literally nothing wrong with /sips/

>> No.10084810

>SLOP

>> No.10084822

>>10084803
>fukkin niggerz kek XD
this guy is so annoying

>> No.10084829

>>10084803
just chug it you faggot

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>>10082496
CHOCLET MILKSHAEK

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>>10084765

>> No.10084901

>>10080072
>>10082407
>>10083937

This is the true cringe.

See, 'soda' and 'beer' do not fall into the same category as the word 'water', as they are not mass nouns. It is acceptable to ask for 'a soda' or 'a beer', because beer and soda can be considered in terms of countable or uncountable units. That is, they can be both a both a mass and a standard noun, depending on context. Water, on the other hand, regardless of context, cannot be considered anything other than a mass noun. You look like a real fool asking for 'a water'. It demonstrates that you can't speak English properly. I don't understand why you would defend your choice to speak incorrectly.

>lemme get a water
fucking kill yourselves. I hope the next time you ask for 'a water', the server jams a fire hose down your maw so you can drown in a non-specified volume of water.

>> No.10084909

I'll take A WATER please

>> No.10084915

>>10084901
Want to know how I know you're a virgin?

>> No.10084943

>can I get that without bread/buns?

>> No.10084944

>>10084901
glad we think alike anon, I hope you also correct anyone you're eating out with like I do

>> No.10084949

>>10084829
that would take away from the sipsperience

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>>10084901

>> No.10085032

>>10081758
Literally every American school uses white boards, mine actually used smartboards which used a touchscreen and computer for writing, and my school was a poor fucking hellhole in Georgia
What kinda poor backwoods european hellhole do you live in where whiteboards are expensive?
Also only some US colleges use blackboards due to professor preference, and because they're more expensive than whiteboards

>> No.10085048

>>10084901
this is some straight up fedora tipping autism

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>>10077685

>> No.10085101

>>10077815
>Chicken product

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>>10077678

>> No.10085122

>>10084915
>>10084957
>>10085048
>i don't know the difference between a noun and a mass noun and am too far up my own ass to learn
When you reach for your mommy's milkies do you ask for 'a milk', too? Can I have 'a juice'? We'll all be speaking pidgin before long, thanks to retards like yourselves.

>>10084944
don't correct them in person, you'll come off as a prick

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>>10085122
When I reach for mommy's milkies I just say "gib"

>> No.10085132

>>10078961
Yeah a real man doesn't use articles
>Point at the waitress and just say "Water!"
>She asked what you would like to eat you just respond "Tendies"
>After you eat you just point at the waitress again and say "Bill"
Everyone will think you are an Alpha not a mentally disabled retard but a manly alpha stud.

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>>10085122

at least im not an virgin

>> No.10085159

>>10084901
The 'glass of' is implied, you fucking dimwit.

>> No.10085185

>>10081758
you still use whiteboards? We used smart boards at my school, but I guess thats just an American schools perk.

>> No.10085189

>>10085159
You stupid fucking moron, it's implied if you order 'water'. For instance, "What would you like to drink?". "Water, please."
But that's not the controversy. If you order 'a water', you are using the indefinite article 'a' to discretize a mass noun, which is not proper English.

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The real cringe is that people are still fucking arguing about "water" vs. "a water".

>> No.10085254

>>10079015
"a water" implies a single glass of water

>>10085122
>i dont know what a colloquial term is or what sex feels like

>> No.10085303

>>10082495
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL F*CKING EPIC BRO HAHAHAHAHAHA XDXDXDXDDDDD

>> No.10085342

>>10085122
>don’t correct them in person, you’ll get laughed at
FTFY

>> No.10085439

>>10081758
Teacher here. Blackboards are better. Whiteboards are a downgrade in every way.

>> No.10085453

>>10078961
you take that BACK about lagunitas

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>>10084645
Gotta eat big to gain big

Pic related so alpha he once picked a frog up out of a lake, took a bite out it and threw it back in the water between film scenes

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>>10077521
>ill have a water thanks
A what?

>> No.10085639

>>10077521
i always got water when i was a kid cause i knew my parents were poor and eating out was a rare occasion. the habit just stuck with me.
they never even said i couldn't have a soda, i just didn't to save them money

>> No.10085643

>>10085122
>We'll all be speaking pidgin before long

I looked it up, but I don't understand how it works.

>> No.10085662

>>10077521
>I don't return the shopping cart back to a return rack or the store after I'm finished using it

>> No.10085683

>>10078961
>"a beer", "a soda", "a coffee", are all acceptable forms
>"a water" or "a juice" are not
Autism

>> No.10085684

>>10080389
Mmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.

>> No.10085711

>>10085683
>ignoring the fact they arent the same thing
oh sowwy , your deenz deficient flyover brain cant understand grade 2 english

>> No.10085761

>>10078961
Rick and Morty should hopefully be less soy now that male feminist sexual harrasser Dan Harmon is probably gonna get the boot.

>> No.10085768

>>10077600
I thought those things were ironic along with the /sip/ threads

>> No.10085770

>>10085683
>a coffee

No, you have to specify the type of coffee. You wouldn't say "a sandwich" when there would be multiple kinds of sandwiches.

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>>10079345
Worm.

>> No.10085889

>>10082483
Yo anon where you at? Plateau here.

>>10082507
;_;

>> No.10086047

>could I get some extra ranch with that?

>> No.10086088

>>10078458

css is the best

>> No.10087786

>>10077585
You either comply to serving them food that has been prepared separately and with equipment that has been properly cleaned prior to use on their meal or you accidentally kill them and go to jail.
This is a serious thing and if you don't take any food allergy seriously you shouldn't be in the industry.

>> No.10087807

>>10087786
>delicate little soyboy has a "nut allergy".
neck yourself before you further pollute our gene pool

>> No.10087817

>>10081758
Our district just built a new school, in "flyover" country, and it has black boards. Our older school had white boards and teachers bitched so much that we actually built a brand new school with black boards because of how awful markers are, and how quickly they become unusable no matter how often you clean then.

>> No.10088152

>>10077521
>fat
>water
fat people don’t drink water. That’s why they are fat. I have water unless I have coffee, and I have never been fat.

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I only drink distilled rain(tap) water and grain alcohol. Soda is for Communists.

>> No.10088524

>>10088239
what about potato alcohol
though I agree that soda is a detriment on society

>> No.10088599

>ill have a root beer

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>>10085684

>> No.10088629

>>10088152
Are you sure you not fat? Because you seem to be full of bullshit

>> No.10088632

>oh good, they have gluten free options!

>> No.10088641

>>10088629
Nah, you’re just a faggot.