Milkshake Thread

[Anonymous No.10066742]

Milkshake thread

>Best/Worst flavours
>Best ways to present them
>Best places to get them

Why are Oreo milkshakes shilled fucking everywhere?

[Anonymous No.10066787]

>Best is chocolate or vanilla, worst is probably whatever crazy thing is made up in japan
>No idea
>No idea

I guess they're shilled everywhere because people just love too much chocolate in one shake.

[Anonymous No.10066791]

>>10066742
hate to break it to you, bud, but these all look like slops of shit

[Anonymous No.10066806]

>>10066742
I always prefer either vanilla or strawberry

[Anonymous No.10066857]

these things are already listed as my cause of death
i had a short, but delicious, life.

[Anonymous No.10066868]

>>10066742
Best shake flavor is kinda situational. I like having a small chocolate shake with a good burger, it's indulgent but delicious. Oreo is good if it's done right, I've never disliked that, and strawberry is great as a standalone treat. Overall I guess it's chocolate, I love overly chocolaty things.

[Anonymous No.10066875]

Strawberry, while the worst flavor for anything else, is consistently the best milkshake.

[Anonymous No.10066879]

I went to a place that did this
They let me keep the mug

[Anonymous No.10066885]

>>10066879
I think it was called the mug shakes

[Anonymous No.10066894]

Banana milkshakes are GOAT. I always get one when I go to Checkers.
Can never go wrong with vanilla either.

[Anonymous No.10066898]

In those 'custom milkshake' places, what do you guys put in?

>White kinder bueno
>Galaxy chocolate
>whipped cream
>strawberry sauce

Both gross and amazing

[Anonymous No.10066908]

>>10066894
u aint lie

[Anonymous No.10066925]

>>10066857
My lad

[Anonymous No.10066934]

>>10066857
>>10066925
>tfw friji tastes like shit for me
feels bad tbqh, I still love homemade and restaurant shakes though

[Anonymous No.10066938]

Best way to present them is the shake in a mason jar with a small sized plate of brownies\cherries\donuts etc. and a tiny spoon to scoop it in your shake with.

[Anonymous No.10066943]

>>10066742
Best milkshake I ever had:
Blueberry milkshake from a local burger and shake place when I was in Montgomery, AL on my way to Atlanta

Worst milkshake I ever had: strawberry milkshake from McDonalds.. it tasted like cheese, it was fucking vile

[Anonymous No.10066952]

>>10066742
The best place to get a milkshake is anywhere that serves spicy food.

[Anonymous No.10067056]

>>10066742
Does anyone else get autisitcally mad when you browse for milkshake recipes but then 80% of them are hipster bullshit like OP's where its all about the fucking toppings instead of the actual part you should be enjoying. This is bullshit give me a malt shake recpie something with substance, something that is delicounousness this is fuckery beyond normalmeans

[Anonymous No.10067063]

Cafe near me serves these fucking abominations

Imagine the calories

[Anonymous No.10067085]

>>10067063
And another

Why do people feel the urge to stack shit on milkshakes? It's retarded

[Anonymous No.10067088]

Coca Cola Float > Root Beer Float >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Milkshake

[Anonymous No.10067137]

>>10067063
>sour candy on a milkshake
>>10067085
a FUCKING GUMBALL MACHINE and cotton candy on a milkshake. why?

[Anonymous No.10067144]

Pear is my absolute favorite.

[Anonymous No.10067184]

>>10066742
Oreo shakes are good. Cookies and cream has been my favorite ice cream flavor for a long time. It's just usually a little disappointing because they skimp out of the cookie chunks.

Made the mistake of buying frozen dairy dessert instead of ice cream last week because I was only paying attention to the part of the label that said it was jam packed with cookie dough. And it fucking was, not a single bite didn't have cookie dough in it.

A simple chocolate shake is pretty great though.

[Anonymous No.10067220]

>>10066791
it wasn't made to be eaten. it was made to look good on pintrest.

much like how grocery store tomatoes aren't grown to be eaten, but rather to survive long truck hauls without bruising

[Anonymous No.10067395]

So proud to be American

[Anonymous No.10067422]

>>10067088
ever had a Dr Pepper float? its pretty rad

[Anonymous No.10067829]

Posting pics of meme-tier ""freakshakes""

[Anonymous No.10067836]

>>10066894
Bananananana is best

[Anonymous No.10067838]

>>10066742
>>10067063
>>10067085
>>10067829
Oh boy! Diabetes!

[Anonymous No.10067853]

>>10067838
>2018
>caring about your health

[Anonymous No.10067858]

>>10066894
Patrician tastes anon
>>10067829
"We can charge extra if we stack a bunch of cheap Halloween leftovers and random pastries on top" seems to be the overall thought process behind this things.

[Anonymous No.10067860]

>>10067829
Where do you even start with this shit

[Anonymous No.10068077]

>>10067853
i bet he isn`t even obese, haha

[Anonymous No.10068112]

>>10066742
Are veggie smoothies as bad as they sound?

[Anonymous No.10068128]

>>10067829
could use some blueberry muffins

[Anonymous No.10068176]

>>10067085
Jesus, can't believe this isn't satire.
>>10067829
This one isn't sold anywhere. People do far more vile things behind closed doors.

[Anonymous No.10068236]

>>10068128
>that full cake slice
They've made it genuinely less enjoyable to eat that cake by putting it there

[Anonymous No.10068243]

>>10068112
Fuck no.
Trust me i was skeptical but a spinach, kale, and cucumber smoothie is refreshing as fuck on a hot day.

[Anonymous No.10068251]

So is nobody going to post recipes?

[Anonymous No.10068262]

>>10066925
Used to get them fairly often when this was around, they're really nice but made me feel shit complete shit afterwards

[Anonymous No.10068298]

>>10066894
Peach is my favorite, but banana is always a go-to.

[Anonymous No.10068335]

>>10066742
I think oreo milkshakes are pretty good
If possible, I get strawberry oreo milkshakes and I call them "strawberry dipped chocolate"

[Anonymous No.10068352]

>>10066742
>Having anything dripping off the sides of the container that will cause sticky messes

[Anonymous No.10068619]

>>10068251
>ice cream
>milk
>any chocolate/candy/flavouring
Put in blender, and you're done

[Anonymous No.10068901]

>>10068298
>peach milkshake
>>10067144
>pear milkshake

Cautiously interested

[Anonymous No.10068921]

>>10066742
>>10068352
yeah what the fuck
i understand why they line the inside of the glass with syrup because it looks nice, but having fucking syrup dripping down the side? that's disgusting. what if you need or want to pick it up? and it's not like it serves a purpose for flavor, you aren't going to lick the jar (ok some fat fuck might, actually)

[Anonymous No.10068985]

>Drinking death in a cup

You're literally going to kill yourselves. Even a low end vanilla malt is 500 Calories and 90 carbs just by itself.

[Anonymous No.10068998]

>>10068901
Fuck caution, enjoy.

[Anonymous No.10069007]

>>10068243
Got a recipie? I fucking love cucumber.

[Anonymous No.10069031]

>>10068112
>"Healthy" mint chip shake

43g of sugar per 8oz cup is hardly healthy, though I suppose you could sub out sugar frree choc chips, and low fat milk instead of almond. I might seriously make one of these.

[Anonymous No.10069070]

>>10068243
I can't claim to have eaten very much kale but I think vegetables like spinach have a milder taste when they're not cooked so I imagine the cucumber taste is stronger than the greens right? I don't like cucumber either but I'm curious.

A grocery store near me makes their own healthy juice blends. They've got a red, green, and orange one. I decided to try the red one because it looked delicious and refreshing as fuck, ignoring the ingredient lists. Turns out I couldn't get past the strong beet taste. I really did want to like it. It had other stuff in it but all I remember is beets and lemongrass.

[Anonymous No.10070816]

>>10068985
If you don't have it every day or week a person can live just fine.

[Anonymous No.10070839]

here's your milkshake sir

[Anonymous No.10070844]

>>10070839
tell me the one on the left isn't an entire chicken covered in toasted marshmallows

[Anonymous No.10070849]

>>10070844
Looked like bananas to me

[Anonymous No.10070850]

>>10070844
chicken grease running into the drink really brings out the vanilla malt flavor

[Anonymous No.10070859]

>>10068901
Pear milkshake + fries is absolutely delicious... for some reason. I'm not quite sure how you'd make pear milkshake at home though, I think you could kinda peel and melt pears to make a slurry out of it? Blending it raw feels like it might add a bit too much texture but I'm unsure and my blender at home is trash.

[Anonymous No.10070864]

Where my spearmint bois at

[Anonymous No.10071116]

>>10070864
Sounds good desu

[Anonymous No.10071289]

>>10067829
>a
>fucking
>croissant

[Anonymous No.10071740]

>omg YUM !

[Anonymous No.10071769]

>>10070850
What the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.10071778]

>>10071740
How is one expected to eat these monstrosities?
Do they at least give you a plate?

[Anonymous No.10071787]

>>10066742
This is fucking Instagram food not REAL FOOD!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10071804]

>>10071778
>order that pic on the right
>you take one food item off to eat it
>it unbalances the whole thing and it falls over
>everything is now on that dirty table and soggy with bloody mary juice

It's like they purposely make the experience of eating these things a struggle.

[Anonymous No.10072069]

>>10071787
Post a picture of your IDEAL MILKSHAKE

[Anonymous No.10072281]

Who /afuckingleaf/ here? Oreo is decent, but Nutella is unreal. Worth the 1030 cals as long as you don't eat it every week

[Anonymous No.10072573]

How are you people still alive?

[Anonymous No.10072602]

>>10070839
My god. This is the most American image I've ever seen. God bless this country.

[Anonymous No.10072613]

I have an ice cream problem so I don't buy ice cream anymore. This includes milkshakes.

[Anonymous No.10072633]

>>10072281
>harvey's had a sale on shakes last summer
>got one pretty much every week on the way to my weekend side job
>put on like 5 pounds over the summer

I made a horrible delicious mistake

[Anonymous No.10072654]

>>10072633
My nigga

[Anonymous No.10072661]

>>10070850
What even the fuck

[Anonymous No.10072694]

>>10066742
Pineapple banana best milkshake

[Anonymous No.10072712]

Portillo’s Chocolate Cake Shake

Absolute legend

[Anonymous No.10072729]

>>10066742
Best flavor I've ever had was a chocolate cherry milkshake made at this soda counter up in Alaska. Though their marshmallow chocolate one was also delicious.

[Anonymous No.10072733]

>>10067829
>unwrapped candy bar
for what purpose

[Anonymous No.10072752]

>>10071778
I want to believe the second one was made for satiric purposes

[Anonymous No.10072788]

>>10072573
>consuming a single unhealthy thing will kill you immediately

[Anonymous No.10072796]

The question of the century.

Is this milkshake?

[Anonymous No.10072837]

best flavor/presentation/place: simple peanut butter milkshake from a greasy fast food place

[Anonymous No.10073166]

>>10070839
>>10070850
these are shopped right

[Anonymous No.10073185]

>>10066742
Is it actually common to get milkshakes with stuff stacked on top of them like that in America?

[Anonymous No.10073194]

>>10072796
Call me amerifat all you want but that powder is addictive on ice cream

[Anonymous No.10073198]

>>10072796
>not made with ice cream
>not even served frozen in any way
No

[Anonymous No.10073199]

>>10073166
no, people started doing it because people wanted to take pics and share and it was good publicity, but now they've become self-aware how ridiculous it is

[Anonymous No.10073241]

>>10071740
That looks good. I give no fucks I would destroy it

[Anonymous No.10073249]

>>10071778
Yes
and the pic on the right is making fun of this type of shit
personally I got dragged to a place that did things like this by family and it was pretty good but it's a little bit over the price I would actually pay for something like this

[Anonymous No.10073252]

>>10073185
I'm from the uk.

Generally I think they're referred to as 'freakshakes' when all that shit is on top

[Anonymous No.10073262]

>>10073185
Not really
unless you count whipped cream with a a cherry

[Anonymous No.10073269]

Why the fuck do people think that having shit smeared all over the side of a glass looks appealing

[Anonymous No.10073271]

>>10073185
No, not at all. The majority of milkshake serving establishments will have whipped cream with a cherry on top. You can also choose to add some type of drizzle, either caramel, chocolate or strawberry.

If you REALLY wanted to pig out, you could maybe find someplace that will add a cookie into the shake.

But a fucking pizza and cheeseburger stack? Moonpies? No. These are memes.

[Anonymous No.10073338]

Culver's or Andy's Frozen Custard for the shakes?

[Anonymous No.10075240]

>>10070816
Hell, you don't even need to drink all of it in one day

[Anonymous No.10075692]

>>10067829
Why didn't they unwrap the candies?

[Anonymous No.10075732]

>>10073166
No. God is dead and we killed him.

[Anonymous No.10075801]

>>10068128
There's like, lost souls or something trapped in that hipster-shake.

[Anonymous No.10075830]

I'm a simple man

I like a nice pretty pink strawberry shake, no frills, just sweet chills, and I like it from Rally's after eating a greazy burger and fries

Occasionaly, I go with banana, OOH OOH AHH AHHH

[Anonymous No.10076002]