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>go to mostly empty restaurant
>ask for a booth
>says it's only for parties of two or more
REEEEEE GIVE ME THE BOOTH NOBODY IS EVEN HERE AND CHAIRS HURT MY ASS

>> No.10052867

just say you are expecting someone

>> No.10052880

>>10052867
Then look progressively sadder as time progresses. You can get a free drink this way.

>> No.10052881

>>10052866
Go somewhere else then, dumb frog poster.

>> No.10052957

>>10052866
>Not pretending to have a gf, then acting like you got stood up to get the waiters(male) number
Lol fucking pleb virgin

>> No.10054119

>>10052866
>CHAIRS HURT MY ASS
Tell your husband to use more lube.

>> No.10054131

I will not break protocol to pander to your paltry whims and wishes.

>> No.10054691

OP why do chairs hurt your ass

>> No.10054731

>>10054691
I've been sitting on them upside down this whole time. They're actually not bad when you sit on them correctly.

>> No.10054775

>>10054731
>a gay bar was running out of bar space until the owner figured out how to quadruple the seating without spending any money.
how do you manage to look so much like a faggot that everyone, including your parents, gives you a chair upside down?

>> No.10054785

>>10054775
I'm starting to think they're being mean, and not respecting my life choices.

>> No.10054889

>>10054119
i was going to go the diaper rash route but that works pretty good too

>> No.10054909
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>>10054731

>> No.10054928

>>10054909
>autism this strong needs to be studied
now how exactly would his ass hurt sitting in the chair like that?

>> No.10054943

>>10052957
>not pretending to get stood up by your girlfriend to get a man’s phone number
Are you pretending to be a closet fag too?

>> No.10054961

>>10054785
>choices
I thought you were “born that way”. Since you know, infants are always lusting after others.

>> No.10055958

>>10052866
>says it's only for parties of two or more
What restaurant do you go to where the lowest number is of customers per table is less than two? OP is clearly a liar/autistic man-child

>> No.10055978

>>10054928
Because the blood in your ass rushes elsewhere and deprives it of life-nourishing blood, this causing slow atrophy signaled by steady aches and pains.

>> No.10056764

>>10052866

A.
My money is only for places where the customer is always right. bye

Then start walking away

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>>10056764
This but I'd eat there that one time so I don't have to make a scene

>> No.10057064

>>10052957

What;s it like being so autistic that you feel the need to clarify that a waiter is a male.

>> No.10057209

>>10052866
I just leave and find a place that allows me to have a table to myself.

>> No.10057950

>>10057064
not that guy but, its a meme about the latest mental health craze you goof

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10058122

>You will never have a Japanese girlfriend bring you Okayu when you're sick.
How do you cope with this feeling?

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10058179

>tfw can't fit in a booth