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10051476 No.10051476 [Reply] [Original]

Name a better breakfast. Protip: you'll have extreme difficulty

>> No.10051496
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>>10051476
That steak looks disgusting. Also, that's not pic related.

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>>10051476

Is that waffle house?

>> No.10051519

>>10051476
I guess that's not a bad breakfast assuming you only eat 2 times a day, which would be not that bad. But if your one of those fags that snack religiously then that's too much calories for breakfast

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>>10051476
No ketchup?

>> No.10051537

>>10051536
fuck off and die

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>>10051519

>> No.10051553
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>>10051536
I'm more a Heinz 57 kind of guy. This shit is gooooooood.

>> No.10051568

>>10051476
>not a ribeye

>> No.10051573
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>>10051553

get your hands off my steaks plebs

>> No.10051581

>>10051573
>going to waffle house
>not using the 57
I can feel the autism from here.

>> No.10051592

>>10051581

sorry i haven't numbed my tongue from the excess application of cum

>> No.10051607

>>10051476

Make those eggs scrambled, cover eggs + hashbrowns with ketchup. Remove steak, add bacon and sausage. Add a side of toast, buttered.
If extra hungry, add in a side of grits, or oatmeal, or a crepe.

>> No.10051614

>>10051607
I feel like one of those things is not like the others

>> No.10051616

>>10051607
objectively wrong

>> No.10051624

>>10051614

Which?

>>10051616

What would make it better?
Steak is not breakfast food.

>> No.10051625
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>>10051476
I do a 16 hour fast so I only eat 2 meals per day. I often eat breakfast type food for my first meal and I approve your meal except I like a lot of seasoning on eggs.

>> No.10051627

>>10051624
>Steak is not breakfast food.
point and laugh

>> No.10051631

>>10051624
the crepe

>> No.10051639

>>10051631

I was going to say waffle / pancake, but figured they'd be too heavy on the side. Crepes are light, added it into the message at the very last moment. Wasn't thought out.

>> No.10051715

>>10051476
Shredded hashbrowns are inferior to patty or cubed.

>> No.10051724

>>10051715
wrong

>> No.10051785

>>10051518
>>10051581
Waffehouse doesn't have those plates.

>> No.10051881

>>10051568
Local foodie place had chicken fried ribeye and eggs for brunch so I of course ordered it. No regrets even if that cut is way too good for cfs.

>> No.10051899

>>10051476
That looks like a big slop of shit.

>> No.10051906

>>10051899
reminds you of your mum, eh?

>> No.10051911

>>10051785
can confirm, was at waffle house yesterday

>> No.10052007

>>10051476
replace steak with ham and/or sausage

>> No.10052153

>>10051476
NY Strip, Scrambled eggs, hashed potatoes, and biscuits+sausage gravy.

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>>10051476
Check. Fucking. Mate. One of the best meals I've ever had in Daly City of all places.

>> No.10052321

>>10051881
Oh, and I've also had pic related from hash house a gogo a few times and it's pretty money. The bacon cooked right into the waffles was cool but I really liked the fried leeks garnish.

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>>10052321
Forgot picture...

>> No.10052391

>>10051496
Fpbp

>> No.10052410

>>10051607
t. nigger

>> No.10052454

Huevos con chorizo

>> No.10052555

Cracker barrel country boy breakfast: medium rare sirloin, 3 scrambled eggs, biscuits and gravy, substitute the fried apples and whatever the other side is with green beans and mac and cheese and a water.

>> No.10052568

>>10052555
Best experience at cracker barrel was my roommate ordering chicken and dumplings, getting all his sides as additional dumplings, and then the waiter asking him if he wanted dessert...perhaps apple dumplings. Guy got an extra tip from me for poking fun at my friend.

>> No.10052573

>>10052555
Checked. Also if you get a dindu server who won't substitute the sides tell the manager that they smell like weed and you heard them talking to another server about a robbery they committed this weekend. They will inevitably fail the drug test and you will have a great breakfast while simultaneously making cracker barrel a better place

>> No.10052584

>>10051476
The jew is impervious to all insults and injuries. One may call him a swindler, a profiteer but call him a Jew and see how recoiled he is: I've been found out.
-Dr Josef Gobbels on the ultimate truth of modern society

>> No.10053230

>>10051496
If you are going to trash steak and eggs, you had better come with something better than the shittiest offering from a crappy fast food joint.

>> No.10053239
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>>10051476
Easy.

>> No.10053273
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>>10053239

>> No.10053281
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10053281

Biscuits and sausage gravy from either a good local diner, or for me, my ex.

>> No.10053282

>>10053239
>2017
>Smoking
We know that shit messes everything up. Your lungs, heart, brain, stomach, eyes, teeth. Everything. Why would anyone even start anymore?

>> No.10053347

>>10051536
>>10051553
Do americans really do this?

>> No.10053710

>>10051785
it's a denny's, I can tell by the knife handle, plate and plating style, as I work at a denny's

>> No.10053745

>steak
>eggs
No thanks. That's a vomitous combination.

>> No.10053835

>>10051624
>steak is not a breakfast food
Want to know how I know you're a shrip dick?

>> No.10053883

>>10053281
looks like jism

>> No.10053888
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>>10051476
we're done here

>> No.10053967

>>10053888
Beans are not a breakfast item britbong

>> No.10053981

>>10053967
yes they are you americans just don't know how to cook beans

>> No.10053992

>>10051476
Salmon, eggs, and rice

>> No.10053998

>>10053967
amerifat here, it turns out britbong baked beans taste quite different from american hfcs beans and actually go alright with breakfast

>> No.10054001

>>10051625
Same here. I usually do a brunch for my first meal

>> No.10054014

>>10051545
>liberal
>Anything other than the classical economics definition
I hate amerilards

>> No.10054029

>>10053998
same here in straya, our baked beans are HFCS free
try em out
https://www.amazon.com/Heinz-Baked-Beans-Sauce-220g/dp/B0128596Z4

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>>10054029
>Price: $2.50 + $18.17 shipping
nah dude i'm good

>> No.10054050
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Murderland Crabcakes with an over easy egg on pumpernickel.

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>>10051476
My issue is bone-in thin-cut meats cook like shit on a griddle, and I'm not firing up a damn grill for breakfast.

Besides, everyone knows the best breakfast beef is corned beef hash with sunny-side up eggs and rye toast. Steak and eggs is a meme to get people to order shitty B-grade beef from some chain shithole whose distributor also supplies schools and prisons.

>> No.10054106

>>10054001
not him but i do if too, i still eat 3 meals, relatively small breakfast though (like 4 eggs)
u guys eat big meals i reckon

>> No.10054108

>>10051476
I hate steak & eggs because the steak is always garbage. I prefer corned beef hash with eggs, or biscuits and gravy.

>> No.10054109

>>10054106
>4 eggs
>small
the absolute state of americans

>> No.10054126

>>10054050
>over easy
>yolk is semi-hard
NOPE.

>> No.10054128 [DELETED] 

>>10054109

>> No.10054154

>>10054109
> 4 eggs
> ~360-500 calories depending on how they are cooked
the absolute state of europoors

>> No.10054170

>>10054154
more like 280, an egg is about 70 cal with 5 g of fat.

>> No.10054174

>>10051496
>steak looks disgusting
but it has good browing/caramelization, you faggot

>> No.10054234
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>no rye toast

>> No.10054256

>>10054174
I doubt your taste when you don't know what carmelization is.

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>>10051476
>>10053239
>>10053281
>>10053888
>>10054050
Bow

>> No.10054541

>>10054530
Coffee is a midday or evening dish for me, and I like it prepared Turkish style. The pastry looks good though.

>> No.10054545

>>10053347
yes

>> No.10054566
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>> No.10054572

>>10052584
>getting this quote wrong
CIA SHILL GTFO RRREEEEEE

>> No.10054577

>>10051476
Buttered toast

>> No.10054578

>>10053239
What are you, some faggot pussy frenchman?
>>10053888
I would eat the fuck out of that. Id probably start with the beans first though, i feel like my spergers would fly off the handle if my egg yolk got mixed with the beans

>> No.10054595
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WHAT TIME IS IT LADS

>> No.10054611

>>10051476
Is that deep fried rice or what?

>> No.10054615

>>10053239
Fedora: the post

>> No.10054637

>>10054611
hashbrown

>> No.10054648

>>10054572
It's the abridged version for the American mind

>> No.10054783

>>10054530
based

>> No.10054807

Cornedbeef hash 2 overeasy eggs on top. Coffee. There, i did it

>> No.10054904

Enjoy your heart attack fatty, I’d rather enjoy some oatmeal, with almonds, blueberries strawberry’s and two eggs with sourdough bread

>> No.10055657

>>10054904
are you a female or are you gay?

>> No.10055685

>>10053888
Do the British have some alternative digestive system making eating beans in the morning a good idea?

>> No.10055701

>>10055685
Yeah, we have this weird mutation that creates a requirement for fibre.

>> No.10055709

>>10053239
Hi /lit/

>> No.10055715

>>10055685
>Do the British have some alternative digestive system making eating beans in the morning a good idea?
Its a good part of a mexican breakfast if lucky too. I would save the beans for a weekend myself. It'd be too heavy for me routinely. I'll stick to my oats, my pastry, my yogurt or my eggs.

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>>10055715

>> No.10055735
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>>10053239
Don't forget lunch

>> No.10055762

How about not having 50-75% of your daily calories and nutrients in one meal right at the start?

>> No.10055774

>>10053239
this is my usual weekday breakfast out of necessity, not of choice
I'd much rather have a proper meal, but I'm addicted to cigarettes, and get shit sleep, and have pretty much no time in the morning for a decent meal
also, anyone who actually glorifies smoking is pure, unadulterated cancer

>> No.10055977

>>10054530
It’s funny to me how the countries that espouse this sort of breakfast, which seems to be ideal for a fast-paced people on the go, are some of the laziest least productive slowest paced societies on earth.

>> No.10056079

>>10051496
how does it look disgusting you retard
why are people on here so overly fussy and pretentious

>> No.10056107
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>not having a buffet for breakfast

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>>10053281
Bouchées à la reine aux fruits de mer (sea food)

>> No.10056141

>>10051496
I have never had McDonalds breakfast, but I think it looks so fucking disgusting. There is absolutely nothing appetizing about this picture. I can't even imagine how it tastes.

>> No.10056144
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add bread, toast, jelly, and gravy. perfect. and sausage.

>> No.10056154

>>10051476
my only complaint is the plate is too small for what's on it

>> No.10056193

>>10055977
Mary Cooper: You take notes, darling. The real way to get a man is with melted cheese and cream of mushroom soup. He'll die at fifty, but his love will be true.

>> No.10056310
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mashed potatoes with ham

>> No.10056375

>>10054904
How did you properly pluralize blueberries but fuck up strawberries right after? Are you a dumb dumb, anon? That would make sense since you have a female brain lol

>> No.10056669

>>10054595
FUCKING BEANS O'CLOCK MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.10056678

>>10056310
I would literally not have known that if you hadn't told us.

>> No.10056705
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>>10051476
>bacon
>eggs
>beer
>and a goddamn gun
that was easy

>> No.10056718

>>10056705
>pocket knife
>gun
>helps him not feel emasculated by the plate of food
>fag level up

>> No.10056785
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>>10051476
mines hard to beat

>> No.10056797

>>10056718
go manicure your nails you fucken soyboy faggot

>> No.10056817

>>10056785
mines hard to eat*

>> No.10056828

>>10056797
>t. nigger can't breathe without showing he has a gun
This is as gay as it gets, anon.

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>>10056817

>> No.10056873

>>10056828
you're the resident expert on all things gay, you faggot.

>> No.10056879

>>10056873
t. i sure am and i especially love big black cock

>> No.10056882

Replace that fucked up steak with bacon, and you've got the Apex breakfast.

>> No.10056887

>>10056785
>canned biscuits

>> No.10056896

>>10055685
Whats wrong with eating beans in the morning?

>> No.10057067

>>10054014
t. scat german

>> No.10057224
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10057224

LOCO MOCO
O
C
O
M
O
C
O

>> No.10057277
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a New Jersey delicacy

>> No.10057281

>>10051476
How to cook steak?

>> No.10057349

>>10057224
Fucking pineapple nigger. Had one with steak from blazing steaks the other day, surprisingly good.

>> No.10057379

>>10057277

>> No.10057436

>>10057277
replace with scrapple and we'll talk

>> No.10057459

>>10053281
This, biscuits and gravy is fucking kingly

>> No.10057478

>>10057436
>South Jersey trash
Still better than Philly trash but fuck off

>> No.10057506

>>10054100
>corned beef hash
That's very nice. I prefer other things myself, but there ain't nothing wrong with corned beef hash.

>> No.10057509

>>10051476
ass

>> No.10057518

>>10054595
OI ISS 40 PAST 1 BONG

>> No.10057588

>>10057349
I didn’t know they made those. The one on my home island closed years ago.

>> No.10057626

>>10052328

>throwing grass at my food

>expecting me to pay for it

ho ho ho, pleb.

>> No.10057632

>>10053282

that's fucking bullshit.

>> No.10057747

>>10051496
breakfast steak is different from dinner steak, the idea is to just have a semi-decent cut and get some good beef in the morning

nobody is eating a fucking chateau briand steak at breakfast

>> No.10058337

>>10053282
I should like to point out that we are currently in the year 2018.

>> No.10058348

>>10051476
Home fries go better with steak than hash browns.

>> No.10058487

>>10054595
it's bean late for breakfast

>> No.10058663

>>10056879
>i sure am and i especially love big black cock
Anon stop projecting

>> No.10058700
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My usual...

>> No.10058816

>>10056718
>le passive aggressive subhuman comment

Yikes, thought we were past this

>> No.10058837
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>>10051476
Ahhhh what a beautiful day to enslave some cannibals!

>> No.10059119

>>10055977
>which seems to be ideal for a fast-paced people on the go
that's because you're a retard

>> No.10059382

>>10053239
Literally how do you not get hungry? Aren't you hungry in the morning? If you are then you eat your first meal of the day, breakfast, after which you aren't hungry and have energy to start you your day.
What the fuck is this shit?

>> No.10059427

>>10051476
Add a biscuit and gravy (so you can get some gravy on the hashborwns) and it's A1

>> No.10061036

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

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one of the VERY few perks of living in Las Vegas now is that i can have this at the diner for breakfast every morning.

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>>10057224
I can't find a place that serves Loco Moco around here earlier than 11am. btw, that gravy looks off for my tastes. should be browner.

>> No.10061577

>>10051476
duck confit, sunny side duck egg and root vegetable pancake.

>> No.10061650

I literally fucking can't senpai
I could eat steak and eggs every morning for the rest of my life

>> No.10061654

>>10053239
/ck/ smokes american spirits btw

>> No.10061657

>>10051607
you're wrong on literally all of that aside from the toast

>> No.10061663

>>10053239
You're not even being /lit/ if it's just black coffee it has to be café au lait

>> No.10061664

needs some bread or toast to put the eggs on, OP

>> No.10061665

>>10051476

Needs bacon.

>> No.10061677

Thats not biscuits and gravy pussyboi

>> No.10061943

>>10061677

There's a reason there are so many fat shits in the southeast US and that's definitely part of it.

>> No.10061950

>>10052178
wow it does not take a lot to impress you.

>> No.10062040

>>10056705
that is just way too much dude.

>> No.10062051

>>10054578
Yolk with beans is the best part, try it.

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>>10051476

>> No.10062172

>>10051476
Pancakes and an omelette

>> No.10062187

>>10062089
Greek supremacy

>> No.10062240

>>10057277
dope

>> No.10062291

>>10054530
best ITT

>> No.10062300

>>10056705

They got the bacon right but fucked up the eggs.

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>>10051476
Easy: French toast with lots of butter and raspberry jam.

>> No.10062473

>>10061118
ah yes. i too like raw meat.

>> No.10062729
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>>10051568
>prefers ribeye to porterhouse t-bones
Manlet.

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>>10053282
>not smoking
>never being part of an exclusive club of people unconcerned about how healthy they will be in their 80s
>never developing close relationships just shooting the shit with your smoker buddies
>not smirking at 8 year olds worshipping your badass level
>not giving a fuck and smoking in front of non-smoking signs
>not actively polluting the air around nosmokers and laughing as they cough around you

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>>10051476
ahem

>> No.10063083

>>10053888

>disgusting british sausages
>those black round things on the top look like they have maggots inside them

0/10 would puke again

>> No.10063184

>>10056705
>lots of fat, lots of protein, no carbs
enjoy feeling hungry and going catabolic until you eat lunch

>> No.10063195

>>10057277
>egg gets squeezed out the sides before your teeth even penetrate the bagel
>using bagels as sandwich bread
>eating bagels in general

>> No.10064150
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Eggs Benedict, motherfuckers.

>> No.10064155

>>10063195
That's why real niggas know that you always get the pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser roll, not a bagel.

>> No.10064227

>>10064150
>would you like some eggs benedict with your hollandaise, anon?