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Americans, please describe the flavour of this beverage in ten words or less.

Thank you.

>> No.10047581

Green

>> No.10047586

It's literally just carbonated syrup and marketing.

>> No.10047590

>>10047579
Elephant sperm

>> No.10047592

>>10047579
Pure sugar and citrus and shit

>> No.10047593

>>10047579
sugar

>> No.10047598

It's like lemon-lime soda except much more sweet and less tart.

mtn dew spiked lemonade is soo fucking good and i hate how they discontinued that shit

>> No.10047604

>>10047598
Pretty much this.

It still has a citrus flavor, but without the "bite."

>> No.10047621
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10047621

Way chill and ready to hang.

>> No.10047627

>>10047579
first few sips are crisp citrus, rest is sugary ass

>> No.10047631

>>10047579
lemon lime diabeetus

>> No.10047637

>>10047579
Recalling when you could drink half a 2liter bottle in one swig, before the carbonation was added

>> No.10047643

>>10047579
Carbonated grapefruit lemonade. Also ruins all flavors of food.

>> No.10047644

Imagine Sprite with way more sugar and Call of Duty

>> No.10047650

>>10047579
Taste like extreme sports pissing in your extremely gaping asshole

>> No.10047652

>>10047598
at my local Taco Bell they still have Spiked Lemonade.. it's so good.

>> No.10047671

>>10047579
Sweet battery acid.

>> No.10047675

Horse piss and lime

>> No.10047696

>>10047592
>>10047593
>>10047644
>sugar*

*high fructose corn beetus

>> No.10047716

>>10047696
do you also "correct" people if they just say salt and don't specify the exact type of salt used?

>> No.10047741

>>10047696
What exactly do you think fructose is?

>> No.10047770

>>10047579
Sprite but more american

>> No.10048228

>>10047579
Sugary piss.

>> No.10048236

what "flavour" mean?

>> No.10048238

a beverage to supplement your Doritos

caffeinated orange drink , dyed green and caffeinated.

>> No.10048246

tastes green desu

>> No.10049194

>>10047579
d.va

>> No.10049199

>>10047579
acidic sprite

>> No.10049223

They imported some of that shit here in my country. Tastes like a very gay and overly sweet """"""lime""""""" Uncle San's enema.

>> No.10049228

Nothing like the US version. That's UK dew. Tastes totally different. It has that nice British flair of making it taste neutered and bland like every other British food/drink.

>> No.10049236

Syrupy drink that makes you infertile. Goes great with Doritos.

>> No.10049247

>>10049228
>litre
Makes sense, since britons are not savages who use bizarre and tribal measures like the volume of 40 paradise birds craniums or the weight of a tibetan homossexual peacock.

>> No.10049253

Carbonated citrus-flavoured sludge.

>> No.10049261

>whtsup chad dude tastes like durian jon clearner

>> No.10049270

>>10049247

At least Americans seem like they spell things phonetically instead of writing a word out like the name of some inner city niglet first grader.

>Ayo Litre, get yo lil black ass>>10049247
over here, nigga

>> No.10049337

>>10047716
>>>10047696
>do you also "correct" people if they just say salt and don't specify the exact type of salt used?

kek

>> No.10049347
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10049347

>>10047579
Scientifically forumulated, ideal for majority foods follow up max consumption.

>> No.10049348

>>10049270
Whoa, you sound obsessed, obese boy. What's the matter? Are you jealous that any british street has more history than your entire country? Or is that you can't stand beautiful victorian architecture, while you live in a prefabricated matchbox that tries to emulate greek pillars with pieces of wood?

>> No.10049414

>>10047696
>That's what I said! Sodium chloride!

>> No.10049417

>>10047579
Die uh beetus in a bottle

>> No.10049420

Nectar of the GODS

>> No.10049506

Bubbly sweet coins

>> No.10049520

>>10047579
the homosexual agenda: bottled and carbonated

>> No.10049522

>>10047579
Heavy lemon lime

>> No.10049573

>>10047590
How do you know how elephant sperm tastes like?

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10049616

>>10049348
>He said, as he proceeded to defend his shitty little island with details that are irrelevant to the thread

>> No.10049636

>>10049420
*cringe*

>> No.10049685

Stock dew is mediocre, you need to get the code red addon to make it good.

But it's pretty smooth, in terms of soda, unlike Coke and Pepsi.

>> No.10049689

>>10047627
That's why you drink the can in 3 gulps. No time for it to lose that crisp citrus flavor.

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10049806

>>10047579

It is a honey dew recipe you goddamn fucking idiot.

>> No.10049817

>>10049685
>code red
Opinion discarded

>> No.10049830

>>10047716
SODIUM CHLORIDE

>> No.10049833

>>10047579
Citrus drink.

>> No.10049853

>>10047579
diabetes

>> No.10049856
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10049856

for me, it's throwback

>> No.10049861

>>10047579
Sugary piss

>> No.10049869

>>10049247
Fucking kek

>> No.10049897

>>10047579
Lime soda. Sweetened.

>> No.10050020

>>10047579
Citrus and piss

>> No.10050124

>>10049817
But I like the cherry flavor. It's the best I can get in Canada anyway, since Baja Blast doesn't exist here.

>> No.10050328

>>10047579

It taste like Mountain Dew.

>> No.10050396

>>10047716
>It’s ok HFCS is the exact same thing as sugar
I bet there are at lest two mobility scooters parked outside your home and they both have shart-stained seats.

>> No.10050401

7up is way better. its crisp, its clean, and its good mixing it with other sodas.

>> No.10050417

>>10047579
Obsession, McChicken, SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED, "do americans really __________?", and flavorings.

>> No.10050426

>>10049616
O B E S E D
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>> No.10050459

>>10047579

Carbonated aftershave

>> No.10050498

>>10047579
Lemon + Lime + Orange
It's great, don't believe all the contrarian posters in this thread. I've never met a person in real life who claimed not to like it, that'd be like saying you hate the flavor of vanilla ice cream.

>> No.10050562

It's gamer fuel/emergency chaser flavored.

>> No.10050574

>>10047579
Staying up all night with friends in middle school
>tfw

>> No.10050603

>>10047579
citrus cola

>> No.10050746

Its been a euro a bottle for years here in Ireland with the same bottle of coca cola costing minimum 1.50

Its also has more sugar and less carbonation than any other soft drink on our market, making it dangerously chuggable, but that chugability is the main reason I occasionally get a bottle.

>> No.10050767

>>10047579
Mountain dew flavored

>> No.10051164

>>10049573
>not sucking elephant dick
What are you, gay?

>> No.10051418

tastes like extra sugary sprite to me

>> No.10051686

>>10050396
Explain why corn syrup is somehow worse than sugar.

>> No.10052307

>>10047598
They have spiked lemonade at taco Bell

>> No.10052326

>>10049348
>>>10049270
>Whoa, you sound obsessed, obese boy. What's the matter? Are you jealous that any british street has more history than your entire country? Or is that you can't stand beautiful victorian architecture, while you live in a prefabricated matchbox that tries to emulate greek pillars with pieces of wood?

Hahaha new pasta

>> No.10052340

>>10047579
Hitler did nothing wrong

>> No.10052353

>>10047586
Do I have to watch Rick and Morty to come up with posts as deep and thoughtful as this?

>> No.10052390

>>10047579
carbonated diabetic piss

>> No.10052474

>>10047579
Death.

>> No.10052496

>>10047579

Vaguely citrus, but heavily mellowed / sweetened by HFC.

>> No.10052505

Big slop of shit

>> No.10052530

>>10047579
>please write our next slogan for our upcoming ad campaign for free
>fucking 100 replies
Why is /ck/ so shitty?

>> No.10052591

>>10047579
green grape

>> No.10052693

>>10047586
Tea is literally boiled leaves

Beer is literally fermented grain

You can say anything bluntly to give a negative spin on it, how about you come up with something original?

>> No.10052696

>>10047579
Lemon lime gimmick

>> No.10052894

>>10047579
Sugary water from a steep, rocky terrain