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Al/ck/ thread Anonymous Thu Jan 25 09:53:10 2018 No.10038724 [Reply] [Original]

Happy Australia Day edition.
Old thread >>10033174

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 09:56:11 2018 No.10038742 >>10038724 Australia rocks, got a reader there who loves my books. Cool guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 09:56:21 2018 No.10038744 just a quick to say thanks for the first post honors. i am trying again to taper off after ... going off the rails on wine and beer for the last 2 nights. coming to and realizing you can't drive legally for another30+ hours is fucked.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 09:59:33 2018 No.10038753

Just had a shit experience. Job interview while still a little drunk.
Found out yesterday that I was going to be interviewed this morning. So I had a little bit to drink to calm my nerves. To sleep easier.
Woke up this morning still drunk.

It wasn't in depth and it was for a shit basic job, so it didn't make a difference.
My stress response is to turn into a robot, so I don't think being buzzed affected by behaviour.

But man, I just feel like shit. Both physically and by allowing myself to be such a god damned stupid cunt that got drunk on a night before an interview.

And this fucking captcha problem is really really harshing my chill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:02:06 2018 No.10038764 I keep my diet in check and exercise regularly. It's okay to drink a couple of beers a day, right?Or some wine or whatever. Or a bottle of vodka for that matter. R-right?

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:02:22 2018 No.10038766

>>10038753

they probably respect the fuck out of you. This is a man who is not tied down by social norms and constraints.

All the white shirt grey tie wearing cunts and the girls with their bun haircuts are just bricks in the wall and in you come unkempt, cold, able to function despite poisoning your body.

What happens if a terrorist organization forces the office to get drunk and then do their job at gunpoint?

Ever think of that mr manager? What the fuck would you DO mr manager? you even TRAIN FOR THIS ShIT? well i do. and i am your man.

now give me some money to get booze while i suck your dick because my buzz is wearing off

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:03:31 2018 No.10038769 >>10038753 >Job interview while still a little drunk. Been there my man. I can't really offer any good advice. >>10038742 What sort of stuff do you write?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:04:49 2018 No.10038770 >>10038764 Yes and no. When I was /fit/ a few years ago I added my booze to my daily calories and would burn them off with cardio. Even if I was "/fit/" I probably wasn't healthy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:06:55 2018 No.10038773 >>10038770 Being /fit/ for a while really helped me off the sauce since I just couldn't work out with a hangover. So I stopped drinking so much

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:09:09 2018 No.10038785
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Happy Australia Day to any fellow lurkers/anons. Most liquor stores are closed tomorrow so I purchased double my usual amount but I've ended up drinking most of it already, and it's only 2am.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:09:34 2018 No.10038786 1 week without a drop after going on a heavy bender and going through 3 liters of vodka in 2 days Holy shit that was a nightmare

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:13:00 2018 No.10038796 >>10038785 Is booze as expensive in Oz as it is here in Canada?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:13:38 2018 No.10038800 >>10038764 Wine is grey area, vodka and tequila can easily be balanced with exercise. If you wanna be fit then stay the hell away from beer, a can of anything heavier than lager/pilsner is practically like eating a donut

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:17:25 2018 No.10038810 >>10038800 alright got ya thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:18:07 2018 No.10038814 >>10038796 Dunno about leaf prices but I would say it's expensive here. The beer I'm drinking now (6%) is $18 USD for a 6-pack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:19:52 2018 No.10038818 >>10038814 Yeah, that's more than here I guess. For 18 USD you can get a 12 pack of ~10% beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:22:15 2018 No.10038824 >>10038818 the beer i drink is 39 AUD a 4 pack. #craftbeer =(

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:22:36 2018 No.10038826 >>10038814 Jesus FUCKING Christ Where I live in the US $9 for a sixpack of 7% craft shit is considered overpriced

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:23:46 2018 No.10038833 >>10038796 Probably more, I work in a bottle shop and the average case of beer is probably hanging around the $48-52 mark

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:24:34 2018 No.10038838 >>10038826 It's probably a good thing that I don't live in the US then. The tax here keeps me from overindulging.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:24:39 2018 No.10038839 >>10038818 >>10038824 >>10038833 How the hell do you boys survive

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:25:15 2018 No.10038844 >>10038839 i work offshore. it's all gone. all of it all the money it;s gone. all the money is GONE GONE GONE GONE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:25:37 2018 No.10038847 >>10038833 48 to 52 for a fucking two four?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:36:16 2018 No.10038883 File: 63 KB, 450x450, the beast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10038814 American here. I get one of these for $30. Been drinking it so long I don't even taste it anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:37:50 2018 No.10038885 File: 63 KB, 450x450, the beast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10038814 American here. I get one of these for about $15.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:39:03 2018 No.10038889 File: 1.62 MB, 5000x5000, 1406593409324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10038885 I thought you said $30.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:40:07 2018 No.10038894 >>10038889 My fingers have the downs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 10:41:24 2018 No.10038898 File: 18 KB, 409x393, fqtfk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10038753 >So I had a little bit to drink >Woke up this morning still drunk This is one of those "choose one" moments, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 11:14:34 2018 No.10038990 >>10038785 >forgot to stock up >read this post and panicked >checked Dan's website >normal opening hours Close one, lads

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 11:29:11 2018 No.10039031 How long does it take to get down to a somewhat normal tolerance level lads? I've gone 2 weeks at this point without a drop. Was doing 6+ beers probably 5 nights a week, looking to drop down my consumption to just weekend drinking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 12:25:34 2018 No.10039204 Tfw qt 3.14 coming over after work for a couple drinks Today could be a good one, for a change boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 13:30:03 2018 No.10039422 >>10038885 B E A S T E A S T

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 13:42:21 2018 No.10039465 She called it quits Whatever we had been dating for barely a month Was starting to really open my heart up I am not relapsing over this, I am not

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 13:45:03 2018 No.10039479 >>10038786 thats a lot of alcohol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 13:45:31 2018 No.10039483 >>10039465 Have a drink m8. Just one delicious, alcoholic drink to help tide you over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 13:46:06 2018 No.10039487 >>10039031 thats plenty

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 13:50:04 2018 No.10039511 >>10038898 No, he did had a little bit to drink. Then some more. >>10039465 Sorry to hear Anon. Stay strong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 13:53:06 2018 No.10039525 >>10039465 >barely a month >open my heart up Sounds like you dodged a bullet you clingy dweeb

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 13:53:37 2018 No.10039527 >>10039483 Thinking about it bro but the WD memories are still damn fresh also I think I kindled myself a bit I need to put another year under my belt honestly

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 13:59:39 2018 No.10039559 File: 434 KB, 400x267, idi amin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10039525 my thoughts exactly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:03:17 2018 No.10039580 >been drinking too much >vomiting blood >stomach hurts too much to eat wat do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:04:25 2018 No.10039587 bourbon tastes like candy to me i dont know much about liquor, what should i try next? looking for something less sweet but with a certain amount of complexity

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:08:15 2018 No.10039608 >>10039587 Try Gin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:11:52 2018 No.10039629 >>10039559 Why are you the way that you are

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:14:36 2018 No.10039642

>>10039527
That's the best way to go about it. Just remembering how horrible the withdrawals were. The last time I quit wasn't only withdrawals, but a pancreatitis attack on top of it that landed me in the hospital for 4 days.

Fuck that noise. The thought of alcohol puts me off so much now. I hope I won't relapse in the future, but fuck that shit right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:14:55 2018 No.10039644 >>10039580 beer taper. take a few months off the booze

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:15:11 2018 No.10039645 >>10039629 I'm a broken man. born of a broken man

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:17:59 2018 No.10039658

>>10039642
Yeah man it’s a funny place to be, I honestly feel a bigger sense of luxury and relaxation and calmness at night going to bed sober knowing how fucking nice and normal the morning is going to be

Not saying I won’t fuck it up in the future but for now it’s literally more pleasurable not to drink

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:24:01 2018 No.10039688 >>10039465 A month is fucking nothing and I'm a 28 year old virgin. Not even a month? Who the fuck cares dude jesus...

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:24:23 2018 No.10039691

>>10038769
Mostly fiction however my most recent book is a non-fiction. Zombie stuff, action (I'm a huge gun-nut), drama, erotica, and so far the non-fiction I've written as well as have planned is rather political. Looking forward to writing historical-fiction too, it's pretty much my favourite genre. The next two books I write will likely be sequels.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:28:59 2018 No.10039707 >>10039691 Do you make any money off this stuff?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:30:34 2018 No.10039714 >>10039688 You might be gay and highly repressed No disrespect intended just saying

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:32:15 2018 No.10039721

>>10038826
Yup, I'm super jelly of US liquor/beer prices. I'm in Newfoundland at the moment, island off the east cost of Canada, and the best deal on alcohol I've found so far is a $22 ($17.60 USD) 1.5L (about 52oz) bottle of 20% wine. That's 300ml (about 10oz) of pure ethanol. To put that into perspective, that $9 sixpack of 355ml (12oz) cans of 7% beer contains 149ml (about 5oz) of pure ethanol.

So the best possible price I can find is considered overpriced where you are, but really, chances are there's high-proof liquor available where you are that would blow that 'craft shit' out of the water in terms of cost-per-ounce of ethanol. Every time I drink, I generally consume at least $15 in alcohol at minimum. Last night I drank $16.72 of alcohol, and it was some of that 'cheap' wine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:33:32 2018 No.10039726 >>10039707 Yup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:42:15 2018 No.10039749 >>10039714 Well yeah I'm obviously sexually repressed. But no, I am not attracted to men.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:46:39 2018 No.10039762

>>10039749
There's a level of repression that prevents the attraction from even registering with physical response. It's not until you've allowed yourself to be comfortable having sex a few times that the tight knot starts to untangle and the truth comes flooding out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:47:31 2018 No.10039763 >>10039726 Fuckin noice. How did you get into being able to sell them? What kind of scale are we talking about here in terms of how many people buy these things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 14:48:33 2018 No.10039767 >>10039762 Just fuck off you faggot. I've been in bed with a girl twice and I liked everything leading up but in the situation we were in it's better that we didn't have sex.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 15:06:27 2018 No.10039833

>>10039763
I self-publish them via CreateSpace and Amazon, pretty easy and doesn't cost a penny. I've been self-published for about 15 months and I've gotten 97 ebook sales, 21 paperback sales (at least 5 in Germany, possibly 6), around 750 free downloads, and over 10,000 KENP (page-reads on Kindle, free for the reader but I make money from them anyways). So I make a decent bit from that but I make a lot more from ghostwriting. Looking like it'll be easy to make over $1000 from my writings in the year of 2018. 2017 was definitely a learning process and I really only started making money in mid-March so really only a cunt-hair over 3/4 of the year had any profits worth mentioning. All in all, ghostwriting included, I made something like $600.

It's a long process in making money from writing, most self-published authors don't even manage $100 in their first year and most writers in general don't make $200 a year. In August and September alone I made a total of over $250. As of right now I've got enough projects in line that I'm going to have things to work on until potentially April, and in that time I'll make over $175 from ghostwriting. I haven't been marketing my books as much online anymore so admittedly my book sales have gone down a lot since it relies HUGELY on marketing/advertising, and I don't invest any money in advertising since my book covers were made with a cover creator program thus they're not all that good so advertising likely wouldn't be too useful anyways thus there's no point in spending money on that right now. The bulk of my earnings is easily in ghostwriting and so far I've gotten nothing but 5-star reviews in that regard so I've been slowly but surely increasing my prices yet I still keep getting hired. By summer I'll likely be charging 2 cents per word, maybe even 3, meaning $200-300 per 10k words. I can write 10k words in 4-5 hours, but creative writing can be pretty mentally draining so usually I only write for an hour a day every 1-2 days

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 15:07:29 2018 No.10039837 man life sucks without booze

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 15:09:41 2018 No.10039848 >>10039837 Basically. Just don't forget that it's actually possible for it to not suck without booze though, it really is possible. I'm drinking right now but I wouldn't want anyone to give up on the idea of stopping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 15:09:45 2018 No.10039849 >>10039767 Everybody enjoys intimate company with both genders. It's the bit where you sex each other up that determines sexuality.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 15:10:24 2018 No.10039855

>>10039837
Pretty fuckin' boring without it, yup. I want to get drunk at least once a week for as long as I live, that's a minimum. For as long as my health hangs on, I'll be mostly getting drunk 2-3 times a week. As fun as it was, I don't want to go back to daily drinking. I know I won't last long if I do that, and I want to at least see me 60s.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 15:17:49 2018 No.10039879 >>10039833 Good for you dude, very interesting. I wish you continued and heightened success.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 15:22:26 2018 No.10039900

>>10039849
I have good lifelong male friends, never had a sexual thought about any of them. They're also all heterosexual. I actually lived below a homosexual for like a year once and we got along well and partied and shit just like everyone else. I had no problem that he was gay but had no interest in another male that way whatsoever. Also that gay guy tried to convert one of my straight friends which didn't work.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 15:26:29 2018 No.10039923

>>10039879
Thanks, and I'm certain I'll get it. Whether it's months or years or even a decade, I'm going to keep at it. I'm in it for the long-haul. I'm less than 2 years into something that will continue for probably as long as I live, I will continue to learn, I will continue to improve, and so the likelihood of success FAR outweighs the likelihood of failure.

Well, what is success? If success is to make money, I'm already succeeding. I hope to be a full-time writer, so what's required to succeed at that? I live a pretty minimalist lifestyle, in fact I just finished having a bowl of ramen (instant noodles) for supper which cost me 35-40 cents Canadian, and yesterday for dinner I had a pack of off-brand Kraft Dinner (mac&cheese) which cost around 90 cents or a dollar. In other words, my current lifestyle costs me less than $12,500 a year (less than $10,000 USD a year) but that's my current goal, because with that I'll not only be able to pay the bills and maintain food/drink costs but also have a modest amount of spending money besides. I'd make more money with a full-time minimum-wage job, but with this I get happiness, with a full-time minimum-wage job I'd get misery or maybe the occasional small degree of contentment at best.

I wish you success as well, and hopefully in something that makes you happy.

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Anonymous Thu Jan 25 16:36:15 2018 No.10040222
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Haven't had a drink in almost two weeks, I feel great physically and it's great waking up feeling good instead of hating myself but now I get fucking angry all the time, everything pisses me off and I'm very quick to lash out. Anyone else experienced this? Drinking calmed my temper down but now it's like I am constantly pissed and walk around like somebody pissed in my cereal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 16:41:41 2018 No.10040243 >>10040222 I suppose you will have to find out what the causes of your anger are and deal with them at the source rather than placating your temper with alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 16:43:51 2018 No.10040252 >>10040222 thats the surge in testosterone, itll go away

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 16:46:14 2018 No.10040260 >>10040222 It's called post acute withdrawal syndrome. It'll go away eventually, but you should also make sure you're sleeping well, exercising, and eating right.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 16:47:44 2018 No.10040266

Out of booze but I have to work tomorrow, figured I'd go dry tonight and pick some up after work tomorrow for the weekend. But now it's getting close to ritual drinking/wind-down time and I'm getting antsy and thinking about going to the store to grab bourbon. Life is fun.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:01:12 2018 No.10040333

>>10040252
That was my theory also but I'm no doctor
>>10040260
I made a promise to stop drinking and start exercising and eating better since a few weeks ago realized I couldn't even do 20 push-ups without hyperventilating. The anger at least drives me to continue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:04:53 2018 No.10040350 >>10040222 Maybe something to do with PAWS? I could see why anxiety and confusion could indirectly lead to anger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:07:37 2018 No.10040366 >>10040350 irritability is literally one of the cornerstones

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:12:20 2018 No.10040380 >>10039204 Good luck, post back with results. Haven't spent time with a girl that's not a friend already in 3/4 of a year. Do it for us

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:13:59 2018 No.10040385 >>10039527 You'll feel so proud of yourself when you get through this without it

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:42:04 2018 No.10040484

A friend of mine got a DWI with a breathalizer of 1.5 he was also going 18 over the limit. And the police knew he came from a bar that he frequents.

You guys need to all get your fucking life together and stop bitching. or your gonna end up like him.

How about you actually talk to people on the phone that you can relate with about your problems and grow up? Some kids grow up. Some kids die young. Some kids get their friends and family in trouble. Some kids need to die. Which one are you? You think your the only unique person in the world who ever suffered?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:46:14 2018 No.10040499 >>10040484 Calm down, have a fucking drink.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:48:45 2018 No.10040504 >>10040484 No, but I'm a white male. The world doesn't need people like me anymore, so might as well just quietly burn myself out. Don't worry, all my booze vendors are within walking distance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:48:53 2018 No.10040505 Comfy stream that took the edge off a lot of my anxiety the other night. Just chilling and sipping some shit lite beer to make it through the night https://cytu dot be/r/GhostAdventure

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:52:18 2018 No.10040516 File: 14 KB, 250x250, tmphotLVV[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10040505

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:54:51 2018 No.10040524 >>10040484 I’d rather be an alcohol than not know the difference between your and you’re.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:56:07 2018 No.10040527 >>10040516 Why it's just a stream. dot == .

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 17:59:46 2018 No.10040544 File: 67 KB, 600x450, 1426252486181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's un-Australian to not be drinking at 10am.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:02:29 2018 No.10040557
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1.75l anon over here. I’m trying to cut down, and it doesn’t look like I’ll be homeless.
>pick up bro from airport
>drive four hours
>coordinate small shindig for him so he can see all his friends
>spent the weekend hammered and taking house tours with gf
>put in application and shit goes through
>really not looking forward to packing and moving within a week
Right now I’m drinking with my doggo and letting bro nap. About to tie one on, smoke a little, and watch a Cohen Brothers movie while I eat some cereal.
Who’s drinking/doing/fiddna eat what? Sorry for the blogpost, I just like to chat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:04:47 2018 No.10040565 >>10040557 You better watch No Country For Old Men.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:08:54 2018 No.10040584
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>>10040565
I recently showed my gf that movie. They put A Serious Man on Netflix recently and I’ve never seen it. I’ve been meaning to watch, so now’s the time.
Anyways-
Here’s a watercolor of my doggo that I had commissioned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:13:43 2018 No.10040605 Nice try, Satan. I’ve figured it out, I can’t stop because I’m in hell. There’s no way it’s possible to feel this ill but still be alive.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:16:40 2018 No.10040619
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>>10040584
I really want to stop doing this but I go STRAIGHT into DTs/WDs if I stop. I want to do the HAMS beer taper but I know that this week is going to be rough on me, I doubt I can handle other people being crazy stressed if I’m not mentally limber myself. To be honest I’m a lot more socially capable than a lot of my friends and hardly ever do stupid shit, I’m just getting those phantom organ pains and they make me worried.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:21:21 2018 No.10040639 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c He didn't live up to the hype.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:25:56 2018 No.10040660 >>10040484 did your dad have a drink before he raped you and your sister or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:30:57 2018 No.10040677 File: 216 KB, 320x330, 1516531724039.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10040222 This. I have the exact same thing. I stopped for 5 days. but due to the extreme anger i bought 3 bullets to cool me down..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:36:15 2018 No.10040700 File: 278 KB, 600x596, aussie2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] australia?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:38:41 2018 No.10040711 File: 40 KB, 634x375, A6B87B22-ABA7-4C74-891B-C7517F267D2D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gonna end it all tonight lads

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:39:05 2018 No.10040714 >>10040484 >He thinks I'm enough of an idiot to step foot in a car drunk >He thinks I can afford to get drunk at a bar Lel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:41:06 2018 No.10040722 >>10040711 dont m8 surely there is something to keep going for

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:44:07 2018 No.10040732

Trying to get my life together. I keep making big plans like how I'm going to finish high school and go to college finally. But I just drink my ass off everyday instead.

I need to quit this so I can follow through with my dreams.

I want to become a paramedic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:45:34 2018 No.10040741 File: 1.09 MB, 478x474, see you at the crossroads.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10040711 rip in piece

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:47:50 2018 No.10040754
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>>10040484
>kid thinks he knows it all, hasn’t the first clue about diversity in society, concludes that being shouted at by a brat will cure alcoholism in everyone

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:51:56 2018 No.10040768 >>10040732 To do this I need to lose about 30 lbs, get in better shape. Get an ambulance level drivers license, and 3 years of schooling. If I drink I can't do any of this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:52:14 2018 No.10040770 File: 99 KB, 810x800, 1426252242459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10040700

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:52:51 2018 No.10040775 >>10040484 wtf i love talking to people on the phone now

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 18:58:25 2018 No.10040799 >don’t eat for nine days iirc >shit mystery liquid five times a day Is this liquified liver or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 19:26:01 2018 No.10040903 >>10040557 good dogger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 19:26:33 2018 No.10040904 >>10040484 it was a .15 you absolute retard. why are people so stupid with BAC measurements? also i blew a .24 when i got mine and the officer said he was shocked at my coordination. your friend is a bitch

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 19:32:29 2018 No.10040929
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just fuck everything, fuck women and fuck nu-males and fuck my job and the commute and the rent and this shitty chinese carry out
it can all go straight to hell
i am through with this shit, i am either going to relapse or move to cambodia and start seriously doing opium

cocksucking world

also fuck my receding hairline especially

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 19:32:34 2018 No.10040930 >>10040904 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzN-X-haYa0

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 19:38:49 2018 No.10040960 File: 1.53 MB, 4032x3024, 62231249-28B3-4329-976B-A42A2525B755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10040903 He is the best dogger while also being a total fucking faggot, but I love him all the same.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 19:59:29 2018 No.10041042 File: 737 KB, 500x374, 1397174463358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Al/ck/ chat needs to be in the OP >https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:00:05 2018 No.10041046 >>10038785 Happy straya day kent..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:03:56 2018 No.10041065 >>10041042 Well if you're not even in there what's the damn point? Could do with a bit of support though haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:07:52 2018 No.10041089 File: 92 KB, 570x428, 1516762684576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10040929 you need one of these

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:20:00 2018 No.10041158 >>10041089 I would fill that thing with booze

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:21:48 2018 No.10041165 >>10041089 >shout fire >water comes up piss poor design concept tbqh famalam

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:30:47 2018 No.10041200 >>10040929 Got you covered senpai https://vocaroo.com/i/s013zHoH3qcn

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:45:23 2018 No.10041268

How do I disclose to a girl I'm dating that I have alkie tendencies without having her bolt? I've got things under control at the moment, only drink once a week tops, but definitely still binge drink to the point of blackout whenever I do drink. I haven't drank around her yet in the couple months we've been dating, I just say I don't drink during the week whenever we go out for dinner

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:47:45 2018 No.10041285
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Been drinking daily for almost 3 years, taking breaks or only having a few when doing kpins, hydros or blow. Cut out all other drugs a year ago then my drinking went up steadily recently im up to 10 beers or so a night. im turning 22 soon been paranoid of my health recently as i didnt care much when i was younger. Should i consider cutting back or stopping or do i still have a few years to continue without fucking my health up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:48:45 2018 No.10041290 >>10041268 She will find out eventually. Enjoy the ride.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:57:07 2018 No.10041336 File: 18 KB, 205x243, 13244343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >aunt and uncle bring me like 5 bags of food >mfw people do care

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:57:27 2018 No.10041338 >drinking daily for almost 8 years >never felt bad about my drinking >suddenly start feeling guilty as fuck This is a weird feel lads

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:58:28 2018 No.10041340 >>10038885 ma nigga. I bought a 2 thirty racks of that the other day

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 20:59:42 2018 No.10041344 >>10040711 See you on the other side m8, Save me a spot at the bar

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:00:08 2018 No.10041350 >>10041200 hahahah thanks this made my evening

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:01:20 2018 No.10041360 >>10041350 Do us a favour lads. Give me something to voice act, eh? Just an excerpt you'd like to hear. Especially if you'd like to hear it spoken in British. These days I live for these little moments haha

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:02:08 2018 No.10041361 File: 8 KB, 240x193, 1459122698514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10041165 u niggas are funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:02:16 2018 No.10041364 >>10041200 You sound like a future serial killer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:03:54 2018 No.10041368 >>10041364 Literally and sincerely acting

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:05:14 2018 No.10041372

>>10041360
ok here's one, it's not that funny but it's 100% true
also cuz you're british

>i went out and got a bottle of bombay sapphire, that's right, only the very best of the middle shelf for me, just like they used to swill down in india's sunny clime

>it's gonna be me and the ghost of rudyard kipling tonight boys, i think i'll fart in the bathtub and maybe black out a little

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:07:31 2018 No.10041382 >>10041368 I know that, I was just joking. You have a good speaking/acting voice though m8

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:10:52 2018 No.10041391

>>10041268
how much does she drink? does she go to parties and bars a lot?

if she does, and she is apparently a normie non-pathological partier, you might be fucked, she won't wanna be with a non drinker

if she barely drinks at all though, u might be ok

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:19:33 2018 No.10041440 >>10041338 Because it's not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:20:45 2018 No.10041447 >>10041372 I feel like you're probably memeing a meme but since I don't know the meme you'll have to just take it at face value https://vocaroo.com/i/s0O022BX8xMi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:32:32 2018 No.10041511 >>10041447 Lol nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:33:37 2018 No.10041516 >>10041447 No meme either but thanks for the compliment, all that shit came out of my head

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:39:13 2018 No.10041538 Shall I do a bit of the old romeo and Juliet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:40:49 2018 No.10041542 >>10041538 Yeah fag HIT THAT FLO

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:55:35 2018 No.10041619 File: 21 KB, 358x89, Screen Shot 2018-01-25 at 8.55.15 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] great times happening in the chat boys

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:57:42 2018 No.10041629 >>10041542 >>10041542 https://vocaroo.com/i/s1FTyB6fgmhV No bulli my good lad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:58:57 2018 No.10041633 >>10041629 deeply emotionally moving utterly transcendent tears dripping down my cheeks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 21:59:36 2018 No.10041635 >>10041619 Al/ck/ threads are for adults.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:00:44 2018 No.10041636 >>10041635 fuck you, im 30 years old, i can't get loaded and blow off steam with some racist crap at 9 PM on the internet???? >i guess you have a point tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:00:53 2018 No.10041637 >>10041633 I assume you're taking the piss? I tried my best, I really did

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:02:27 2018 No.10041643 >>10041637 not really, it wasn't bad at all, reminded me of kenneth branagh in a way

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:09:06 2018 No.10041675 I often wonder how many people I pass on an average day is an alcoholic. People rarely admit to alcoholism so I think the statistics are a lot higher then we realize. Also there are always people like me who hide it very well

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:09:56 2018 No.10041678

>>10041629
next one

>The sun was going down and the day was cooling off. After supper I would go and see Catherine Barkley. I wished she were here now. I wished I were in Milan with her.
I would like to eat at the Cova and then walk down the Via Manzoni in the hot evening and cross over and turn off along the canal and go to the hotel with Catherine Barkley. Maybe she would. Maybe she would pretend that I was her boy that was killed and we would go in the front door and the porter would take off his cap and I would stop at the concierge’s desk and ask for the key and she would stand by the elevator and then we would get in the elevator and it would go up very slowly clicking at all the floors and then our floor and the boy would open the door and stand there and she would step out and I would step out and we would walk down the hall and I would put the key in the door and open it and go in and then take down the telephone and ask them to send a bottle of capri bianca in a silver bucket full of ice and you would hear the ice against the pail coming down the corridor and the boy would knock and I would say leave it outside the door please.
Because we would not wear any clothes because it was so hot and the window open and the swallows flying over the roofs of the houses and when it was dark afterward and you went to the window very small bats hunting over the houses and close down over the trees and we would drink the capri and the door locked and it hot and only a sheet and the whole night and we would both love each other all night in the hot night in Milan. That was how it ought to be. I would eat quickly and go and see Catherine Barkley.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:10:03 2018 No.10041680 >>10041675 Loads of people are dependent on alcohol. It's like the autism spectrum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:13:14 2018 No.10041698 >>10041619 gotta be careful these days. being a Bigoted Racist is an offense of the highest order with all but the most extreme of chatters

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:14:52 2018 No.10041705 File: 1.03 MB, 250x190, 1516315404648.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10041698 apparently, this was AFTER that guy named /pol/ as one of his top 3 boards..???

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:15:56 2018 No.10041708 File: 69 KB, 576x350, Screen Shot 2018-01-25 at 9.15.39 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:16:35 2018 No.10041715 >>10041285 just get a blood panel ffs.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:18:54 2018 No.10041724

I'm so sick of the goddamn NSA monitoring my phone and slowing it down. I can't fucking take a shit and read the news on my fucking phone without it getting so slow and hot it's unusable.

An now it's not full of apps or an old phone. It's nearly brand new and I factory reset it every year, I only use the piece of shit to read the news and call my mother

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:21:46 2018 No.10041744 >>10041678 >>10041678 https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HXL5yAN6Nj Here you go, my good m8

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:22:20 2018 No.10041747 >>10041744 god damn that's some commitment, thanks, that was great...goosebumps honestly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:23:24 2018 No.10041751 >>10041747 that's my favorite passage in my favorite book and i've actually never heard it aloud...cheers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:24:06 2018 No.10041753 >>10041724 fuck off, nutter

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:25:57 2018 No.10041764 >>10041747 >>10041751 Really glad I could do something meaningful for my fellow al/ck/s. Please by all means keep them coming. I'm really enjoying ths.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:26:30 2018 No.10041770 >>10041753 Read a fucking book liberal. Not everything in the world is flowers and sunshine. It's a FACT the NSA monitors Americans, It's not a theory. It's a fact, They've admitted to it Fucking moron

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:29:19 2018 No.10041793

>>10041764
I was sheriff of this county
when I was 25 years old.
Hard to believe.

My grandfather was a lawman.
Father too.

Me and him was sheriffs at the same
time, him up in Plano and me out here.

I think he's pretty proud of that.

I know I was.

Some of the old-time sheriffs
never even wore a gun.

Folks find that hard to believe.
Jim Scarborough never carried one.

That's the younger Jim.

Gaston Boykins wouldn't wear one
up in Comanche County.

I always liked to hear
about the old-timers.

Never missed a chance to do so.

You can't help but compare yourself
against the old-timers.

Can't help but wonder
how they'd have operated these times.

There's this boy I sent to the electric
chair at Huntsville here a while back.

My arrest and my testimony.

He killed a 14-year-old girl.

Paper said it was a crime of passion...

...but he told me there
wasn't any passion to it.

Told me he'd planned to kill somebody
for as long as he could remember.

Said if they turned him out,
he'd do it again.

Said he knew he was going to hell.

Be there in about 15 minutes.

I don't know what to make of that.

I sure do don't.

The crime you see now,
it's hard to even take its measure.

It's not that I'm afraid of it.

I always knew you had to be willing
to die to even do this job.

But I don't want to push
my chips forward and go out.

...and meet something I don't understand.

A man would have
to put his soul at hazard.

He'd have to say, "OK.

I'll be part of this world. "

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:30:08 2018 No.10041803 Al/ck/ is always so much fun as soon as /pol/ arrives. Please fuck off back there forever. So tired of this poisonous bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:30:37 2018 No.10041807 >>10041770 take your fucking meds before you hurt someone else or yourself

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:31:07 2018 No.10041812

>>10041793
nigger, too long
here's some hunter s thompson

>We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:33:00 2018 No.10041820 >>10039587 more recommendations pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:34:39 2018 No.10041824 >>10041820 nigger come on just drink until it goes down like water and u dont care about ur pain wake up with anxiety and a sour stomach then u r one of us

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:35:14 2018 No.10041826 File: 27 KB, 399x378, 1416949251901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] get in here faggots https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:35:52 2018 No.10041828 >>10041820 southern comfort with cranberry juice, jack Daniels and coke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:36:56 2018 No.10041831 File: 66 KB, 640x860, 1516768452722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10041826 >10041826 oh we in

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:48:39 2018 No.10041878 >>10041793 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wHWIutFmqo I hope this will communicate the right feels

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:50:14 2018 No.10041885 it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this it was only a kiss it was only a kiss

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:52:37 2018 No.10041892 >>10041885 somebody told me you have a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 22:54:02 2018 No.10041898 >>10041892 THAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:01:33 2018 No.10041937 >>10041892 >(it's not confidential)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:02:21 2018 No.10041943 File: 164 KB, 720x540, 1416213521650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10041878 Nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:05:07 2018 No.10041966 taper tip: get beer you think tastes bad so you feel less inclined to sip it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:07:56 2018 No.10041976 File: 111 KB, 736x981, Cooking With Tranny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10041937 I've got potential. Is this song about dragging or something around?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:09:24 2018 No.10041980 >>10041976 i have absolutely no idea what it's about they got an easy out because the melody is so catchy all their songs are about cuckoldry really

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:11:17 2018 No.10041989 >>10041980 https://g.co/kgs/c9ahdG

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:12:36 2018 No.10041996 Just left a bar and my two best friends to go home and start drinking properly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:12:39 2018 No.10041998 Question. I drink 375 vodka per night plus 5 12 oz 4.2 beers per night. How bad are m withdrawals going I be? Good advise fellow drunks plz

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:13:31 2018 No.10042001 >>10039721 New Brunswicker here, $18.30 CAD for 1.5L of 20% fortified wine. Tastes like a shitty college party liquefied

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:15:00 2018 No.10042006

>>10041998
oh another predict my withdrawals post
they're gonna be fucking fine, just chill out and feel the anxiety and sweat it out, it's gonna take a long time and you're gonna feel like killing yourself for 72 hours but that's 95% psychological addiction and only 5% physical addiction

ps the insomnia is shit try to deal with it

JUST DO IT GET OFF THE TRAIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:15:43 2018 No.10042007 >>10041998 Not so bad but depends on your body. I get withdrawals from 1l+ liquor

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:19:00 2018 No.10042016 >>10042006 Your right anon wtf am I doing anyways. I am just a chicken shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:27:15 2018 No.10042045 >>10042016 start getting it on baby and post in these threads to take the anxiety off ur gonna be fine life is better on the other side

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:30:48 2018 No.10042051 >>10042045 Thx nigga

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:33:33 2018 No.10042062 I don't want to be the only one here. Surely. Give me a scene. A character. Don't leave me alone with myself.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:34:25 2018 No.10042065

>>10042006
this is incorrect information. the anxiety you feel is your sympathetic nervous system in overdrive thanks to the rebound effect the lack of alcohol causes. your nervous system has been compensating by adding stimulant hormones and neurotransmitters to combat the depressant effects of alcohol. when the alcohol goes away your body is wired. that accounts for the racing pulse, high blood pressure, sweating, panic, anxiety.

its not "5% physical dude rofl haha"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:34:34 2018 No.10042066 File: 87 KB, 718x559, 0428-jesse-williams-aryn-tmz-getty-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't get married lads. This man is paying this woman $50k/week

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:36:24 2018 No.10042070

>>10042065
ur right but it's not gonna kill him, therefore it's better to consider it psychological anxiety rather than physical danger

put him on a 3 week beer taper if u want but he doesnt need it and will be better off cold turkey-ing

t. genuine alck

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:38:20 2018 No.10042078

>>10042070
the anxiety is the only thing that i hate about withdrawals. ican deal with sweats, puking, etc. i mean, high blood pressure and racing pulse are kinda unpleasant, but its really the anxiety that makes it so fucking hard. youre right though posting on here helps. i post like a goddamn supercomputer when im in withdrawals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:38:53 2018 No.10042081 >>10042065 What this guy said. >>10042070 Please be quiet.

Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:41:54 2018 No.10042091
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>>10042081
nigga, u and i both know tapering and cold turkey are equally shite, im just trying to give him support if he's going cold turkey, im saying he can do it without risking death which is true

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:43:41 2018 No.10042100 File: 27 KB, 399x385, l04he.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >shite Fuck off Poortherner

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:45:45 2018 No.10042110 File: 38 KB, 680x680, 1515312692338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10042100 KILL YOURSELF OMG EVERYONE WHO IS DISAGREEING CAN KILL THEMSELVES GODDAMN YOU ARE ALL INCORRIGIBLE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:46:54 2018 No.10042117 >>10042100 >Being a Southern poof You wouldn't even last one single day down't pit you cheeky cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:47:38 2018 No.10042123 >>10042091 Doctors say otherwise. You sound nothing like a “genuine alk”, just a drunk loudmouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:48:59 2018 No.10042131 >>10042123 fine im sorry ive done both cold turkey and tapering and althoug cold turkey sucked a lot more i didnt die u have a point too, stop naggin me tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 25 23:51:57 2018 No.10042145 >>10042117 Epsom here Come get it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:09:27 2018 No.10042233 File: 132 KB, 1024x576, TPB10_AMFA_LAHEY_JUNE10-P1-SPLASH-SCREEN-01-1024x576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10042062 here's your character; Mr Lahey

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:10:32 2018 No.10042239 >>10042233 whats everybodys favorite lahey scene? mine would have to be the one where he lectures randy about "drinking against the grain"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:11:33 2018 No.10042243 >>10042239 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3x7L51h_q4

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:12:17 2018 No.10042248 File: 28 KB, 601x508, 2f7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >replaced binge drinking with binge eating haha, at least I'm not an addict lolol

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:13:35 2018 No.10042252 >>10042243 def this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhjMsC4RXNE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:13:44 2018 No.10042253 >>10042239 on the latest season 11 like maybe last 4 episodes of that season when he says he is the liquor type of shit after he was pretending to be Rickys dad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:14:29 2018 No.10042255 File: 92 KB, 800x550, rich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10042066

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:14:38 2018 No.10042257 >>10042252 heres a compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoMFJIOLkKA

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:15:38 2018 No.10042260 >>10042253 i remember him saying "i am the liquor" dont remember him pretending to be rickys dad. not sure i watched up to that point. that "i am the liquor" scene was classic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:18:32 2018 No.10042269 Any of you believe in paranormal shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:20:47 2018 No.10042275 >>10042269 believe like 100% no. suspect its more than likely? definitely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:23:18 2018 No.10042286 >>10042260 it's on the episode called "Darth Lahey" in the 11th season.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:24:27 2018 No.10042292 >>10042269 >>/x/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:24:58 2018 No.10042299 I'm drinking a bottle of Yukon Jack a day. I doubt that would be considered impressive by this thread's standards but I literally drink it as soon as I wake up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:25:55 2018 No.10042304 >>10042299 youre in bad shape. drinking upon waking is the worst stage of alcoholism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:34:41 2018 No.10042339 File: 54 KB, 412x627, WOKE PIZZA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10042304 I don't know what else to do lad... I'm spending all my money on booze and escorts and then I'm going to take the easy way out.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:36:16 2018 No.10042345

>>10042339
everybody says theyre going to kill themselves at the end of their run. people dont do it too often. what usually happens is you end up in rehab, or homeless, or in jail. ive been where you are. youre going to need to make a FIRM choice about how this run ends. FIRM decision to suicide or slowly taper down with enough money left to recover.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:55:05 2018 No.10042397 >>10042345 fucking wise words just go to a hospital, youll feel much better within a week and can re-evaluate your life

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:56:18 2018 No.10042402

>>10040732
at least you see the path forward anon, the hardest part is making it a reality. sucess in life, excluding luck based on birth/circumstance, is nearly entirely based on effort. put in the work and you will be rewarded in some manner so that you are better off than you were before. will you be a millionare paramedic by tomorrow? no. but taking steps in the right direction is better than being a drunk fuck day in and day out. good luck brother

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:57:25 2018 No.10042407 >>10040799 please seek medical help dear god

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 00:57:38 2018 No.10042409 >>10041336 we all care man we all do

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:01:14 2018 No.10042424 File: 28 KB, 619x453, 1516309318159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10041619 I don't join the irc channel even though I really want to just because I'm Mexican and I don't want to be bullied

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:04:41 2018 No.10042432 >>10042424 ur fine man im literally the guy who typed the nigger thing and im sorry al/ck/s before everything else bro, we're family

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:14:33 2018 No.10042466 >>10042424 /pol/ really is a nasty, toxic little shit. Not sure what to tell you dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:39:38 2018 No.10042538 were all on the chat if u wann hang

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:42:58 2018 No.10042552 File: 803 KB, 797x578, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:43:49 2018 No.10042555 Bin collection day. Just heard someone throw up while carrying a clinking bag. Wonder if you’re ITT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:46:29 2018 No.10042564 >>10042555 not me i live in texas

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:46:34 2018 No.10042565
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just spent 500-1000 dollars drinking at a beach side bar for 2 weeks because of qt barmaid...each day her respect and desire for me dropped
and now i have a cold or flu
also >2010 was 8 years ago
feels bad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:48:01 2018 No.10042568 >>10042565 you're honestly in the running for saddest post in this thread dude, explain urself

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:49:20 2018 No.10042572

>quit drinking last week
>been awake for 3 days straight now
>wide fucking awake
>keep seeing people running at me out of the corner of my eye

Heh after 5 years of intense alcoholism I forgot that the whole reason I started drinking was to help with the even more intense insomnia

I'm writing music in the extra 8 hours a day I've unlocked. This actually feels pretty nice, not gonna lie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:49:43 2018 No.10042574 Acute done, I think. Just managed to have a coffee and not want to kill myself from panic. Now to face a ruined life of pain and deep regret, with nothing to make me feel better.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:51:58 2018 No.10042579

>>10042568
on holidays, was in fitmode, so noticed Indicators of Interest. Stupidly went full stalk mode to a chick 10 or 12 years younger than me, and now im schlubmode (34 is the last age before wrinkles and looking like a dad to try get young bitches, even though socially questionable)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:56:40 2018 No.10042591 File: 79 KB, 453x634, defias.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10040711 Death is like an old whore at a bar. I'll buy her a drink but I won't go upstairs with her

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:57:40 2018 No.10042592 >>10040711 I wish I had your courage. Just try not to leave too much of a mess for others to clean up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 01:59:52 2018 No.10042594 >>10042574 i lasted 7 days after my latest withdrawal. its hard, dude. it becomes an endurance race. it seems like each day sober stacks on top of the last and makes it tougher to stay sober. however long you can stay sober. do it.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:00:20 2018 No.10042597

>when ‘getting changed’ means turning your tshirt around because there’s vomit all down the front
>when you realise you’ve apparently already done so and there’s even more down the back
Welp, this is the beauty of clothes you can turn inside-out. 2/4 cycles of freshness remain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:00:34 2018 No.10042598 What's the best way to hide alcohol if your loved ones just ransacked your bedroom and found the handle of vodka and bottle of wine? And stole it. Gonna get more tomorrow, but need a better hiding place i guess

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:02:27 2018 No.10042601 I just make one drink a night to go to bed. I couldn't even think about drinking during the day but I need my 1 spiked drink before I go to bed, takes the mind off of things.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:04:47 2018 No.10042607 >>10042601 Nothing wrong with a regular nightcap. It seems like half the folks in this thread have physical dependence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:05:52 2018 No.10042609 >>10042598 out back. toilet tank.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:06:03 2018 No.10042610 >>10042607 makes me feel better about myself, lol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:06:10 2018 No.10042611 >>10042598 Where were you hiding stuff before?

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:14:30 2018 No.10042630

>>10042598
>under sink behind all the cleaning stuff
>behind water heater
>hollow out a book
>inside pillow
>attic

Or if you feel like really living on the edge:
>inside your computer if you have a desktop with a large case
>car glove compartment
>bury it in neighbor's yard

What I once did was get old empty bottles and leave them in a handful of hiding spots, and then come back after a couple weeks and see which ones hadn't been cleared out

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:24:19 2018 No.10042649

>>10038724
i've been adding alcohol to milk past days because your mouth won't smell like ethanol dump next morning if you do so
i "gave up" exactly a year ago but got drunk shortly after New Year, threw up blood and felt like shit in general. and i've been drinking in the evening several days in a row now. help

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:26:14 2018 No.10042653 >>10042649 Aren't you too far gone if you ever get to vomiting blood? Not to be a downer, but in alckies that typically means varicose veins are bursting and your days are numbered.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:27:17 2018 No.10042655 >>10042649 >adding alcohol to milk fucking nasty, unless it's cream liquor but still wtf

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:27:39 2018 No.10042657 >>10042649 you need to switch to beer. taper down if you need to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:32:46 2018 No.10042671 >>10042611 Was in my closet where all my shit is in boxes from when I moved back in here

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:35:41 2018 No.10042681

>>10042653
i think it was my gastritis. i threw up bile the same day's morning, but felt too fucking depressed to pay attention to my body, decided to go full "fuck it". i'm good now though.
>>10042655
it was unexpectedly good. like, really good. just use whole milk or add cream + strong liquors, nice and smooth. >>10042657
i don't like beer. i only got wasted this time a few days after new year, other days i only drank a bit to feel a slight buzz, so hard liquors are my choice (plus i like how they taste)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:36:15 2018 No.10042682 >>10042653 Really? That's not bad news at all. I felt a little glimmer of excitement. Thanks, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:37:06 2018 No.10042684 >>10042671 >put a lock on your bedroom door problem solved

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:37:29 2018 No.10042685 >>10042682 dont larp as me but actually, i do like the fact that my substance and alcohol abuse shrink my life

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:42:47 2018 No.10042704 File: 68 KB, 644x1244, 1504955994820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10042684 Can't do that or I'll get kicked out. I already got kicked out of my ex's apartment kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:46:34 2018 No.10042717 >>10042704 I don't mean to intrude, but story?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:48:09 2018 No.10042720 >>10042685 Not LARPing. Just in a similar situation and got hope from the conversation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:48:43 2018 No.10042724 File: 8 KB, 626x128, 1512003280611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10042704 well that's fucked up anon. you should have rights to have privacy by being able to lock up your own room

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:50:03 2018 No.10042730

>>10042598
Bury bottle in houseplant, leaving cap exposed. Works outdoors too. Carry a straw.
Attaching a string to your window, tying the bottle on and just leaving the bottle outside works for some.
Another al/ck/ said he’d hide vodka in a hosepipe.
There are books online which specialise in detailing how to hide shit like money and booze.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:50:15 2018 No.10042731 >>10042720 do you actually throw up blood from drinking too much? in my case it was just shitty alcohol plus gastritis episode, just an unlucky coincidence, plus as i said it was my first time getting wasted in slightly more than a year

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:51:37 2018 No.10042738 Have gotten high a few times. It is not even close to as good as getting drunk. Weed is just missing something compared to drunkenness, maybe it just makes you TOO happy? I can't quite put my finger on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:54:11 2018 No.10042747 >>10042738 i strongly, really strongly prefer drugs over alcohol but i have no choice right now. guess you're just too used to being drunk, and weed high is unpleasant for some people

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:55:59 2018 No.10042757 >>10042747 What sort of drugs? Just weed? You're right through, weed makes me lose the ability to self refect and I hate that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 02:59:30 2018 No.10042765 >>10042731 There's blood every time I throw up, which isn't often but more times a year than most adults experience.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 03:06:02 2018 No.10042782 >>10041698 I have a friend that gets super racist when drunk then always wants me to find him blow

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 03:12:18 2018 No.10042809

>>10042757
all types, except opiates (don't even want to try this shit), but i like uppers that also bring some euphoria, not just stimulation. i use psychedelics to get rid of what's troubling me and sink deeper into my thoughts, they're also good for creating more extravagant art.
in general, i think maybe i like them more because drugs are very diverse and alcohol is just a single type of substance. being drunk is usually not as pleasant and nice as being high for me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 03:22:25 2018 No.10042842 File: 245 KB, 1063x1063, 93A9C0DB-F462-42F4-9DD4-961F7F8CA24A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10042765 >year

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 04:11:11 2018 No.10042979

>>10042738
Not me. A big bag of weed and I’m instantly happy and off the booze. I watch documentaries, learn interesting things about random subjects, find esoteric subjects generally to be fascinating, my family visibly seems cheered up by my improved mood, I get my appetite back and I heal physically while the world around me repairs. As opposed to drinking, whereupon I’m like a raging tornado of shit-slinging destruction, pain and serious (legal, health, risk of violence etc) trouble. The fact that weed is illegal is absolutely all the proof I need that this world is corrupt to the point of barely being worth living in.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 04:22:45 2018 No.10042999
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>need to taper off to get shit together or something like it for a moment
>buys massive jug thing with all of the liquor as a solution
>pat myself on back for being a problem solver because now I can taper and don't have money for more alcohol for a while

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 04:24:32 2018 No.10043001 >>10042979 Weed stays in your system for a month. Alcohol is out within a week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 04:26:48 2018 No.10043008 >>10043001 So what?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 04:46:46 2018 No.10043056 >>10043008 So potheads are always compromised, while struggling alcos occasionally achieve clarity.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 04:54:11 2018 No.10043067 File: 647 KB, 500x248, Rog.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10042649 >>10042655 it's a classic cocktail, doctor's orders

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 04:54:40 2018 No.10043068

>>10043056
Not when the alcoholic is brain damaged or dead.
If you’re even hinting that cannabis could, by even the most bewilderingly ignorant person, be considered capable of even brushing against the outskirts of being as damaging as alcoholism, then frankly I cbf to discuss the issue further.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 04:58:49 2018 No.10043070

>>10043068
OK. I mean, you would probably win the argument if you were talking about the pot of the '70s. '80s plus is an entirely different phenomenon, and I'm glad I don't have to fully argue this point because the facts here are hard to dig up in a world that has just gone "marijuana bad alcohol acceptable."

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 05:14:07 2018 No.10043104

>>10042001
Probably the same shit as here. Kelly's. I think it's brewed in Truro so you're closer to it than I; it needs to sail/fly to Newfoundland before I get my grubby mits on it. That and London Dock are what I mostly drink, most ethanol-per-dollar I can find.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 05:16:47 2018 No.10043107

>>10043070
>pot of the 80’s
You don’t know what you’re talking about. It’s exactly the same damn chemical, just in a different concentration. You have NO personal experience of excessive use of them both, I personally assert that to be absolute fact given that you’ve even posted as much as you have. Fuck me, give a child a kilo of the strongest cannabis extracts, literally the strongest cannabis on earth without a scrap of CBD, give another a similarly inexhaustible supply of the weakest beer, come back in a month and one will be weirded out but fine, the other will have died soon after you left.
I refuse to argue further about this.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 05:23:38 2018 No.10043122

>>10043107
Please just waste your time a tiny bit longer. My reading comprehension isn't entirely the best, but it looks like you just said that infinite alcohol is more harmful than limited cannabis. Is there a study that actually proves this? Because it feels like that study would have been absolutely pointless and I'd love to read its hypothesis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 05:26:21 2018 No.10043129 File: 914 KB, 352x145, 1412940931446.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >14 hours of solid drinking

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 05:36:43 2018 No.10043144

>>10043122
I said “a similarly inexhaustible supply”. Enough hyper strong extract for one kid to be high 24/7, and enough pissweak beer for the other to have the same abundance of ethanol.
If you’re really interested in this stuff, read professor David Nutt’s (former chief drugs adviser to the British government) endless articles online. I can’t take the stress of yet again having this dumb, ignorant, seemingly never-ending conversation, it’s one brought up exclusively by people who do not know what the fuck they’re talking about and I feel too injured by alcoholism to endure it again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 05:42:12 2018 No.10043153 >>10043144 Nobody wants to argue their point all the way to the end on 4chan because it's just fucking 4chan and not worth the effort, but thanks for the reference. I'll have a look later on and decide for myself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 05:54:31 2018 No.10043189 >>10043067 actually i felt like this guy from Clockwork Orange

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 06:14:33 2018 No.10043253 >stagger to shop to get my usual booze >success >leave shop almost on all 4s >air raid siren turns on >sure why not

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 06:16:54 2018 No.10043256 >>10043189 who doesn't feel like a droog when they're punching themselves in the yarbles.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 06:27:00 2018 No.10043280
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Been sober for over a week now. Yes it's hard, and yes it can get boring, and yes it sucks to not have a bottle to jump to when I get pissed off or whatever, but man...I gotta say, it feels incredible to wake up in the morning after a good nights rest, actually feeling refreshed and just sitting down quietly to a nice breakfast.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 06:40:18 2018 No.10043311

>>10043256
thinking emoji .jpg
when i'm drunk i look at pictures of Billy Boy from the movie and it feels like we're friends. i don't even like this character that much, i just keep making up backstories and such stuff, if booze doesn't make me violent it makes me extra fucking creative, last time i just sat down and wrote some weird stories for 2 hours straight.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 06:45:05 2018 No.10043320

>>10038724
g'day m8s

so after a bad experience with cheap gordon's vodka mixed with the dregs of a liter of everclear a couple of weeks back, i've mostly stayed away from hard booze. choked down the last of the strong vodka a couple nights ago, by force, just to get it out of here. it was not enjoyable.

crushed a 30 rack of millers this past week, though. same rate of consumption as my $20 handles, without the horrible effects high ABV has on my health. except these are fucking full lager millers, and i swear my waist has increased after two weeks already. at 66 cents a can it's hard to turn down the safer beer option.

it feels good to not wake up with a headache and especially to be moving towards some autonomy with regards to booze, but damn man. i'm trying to get fit here. i'm a carlo rossi man, or inexpensive chilean malbecs, but like the hard stuff i can't really control my intake of the grape. would rather stay with beer. any recommendations friends? your favorite light beers or wine?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 06:57:23 2018 No.10043340 >>10042782 Scott?

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 07:25:08 2018 No.10043380

>>10040222
I had the same thing during zoloft withdrawal. It had a side effect of deadening my emotions too, so experiencing emotions again for the first time in year and a half + the usual withdrawal symptoms left me feeling like a toddler.
You'll get through it in time as your body readjusts, but it helps to think of it like exercising an atrophied muscle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 07:32:16 2018 No.10043398 >>10041268 Some girls like to feel like they're fixing you, maybe you could play on that? Then again I don't know your gf, just my aunt who's married addicts exclusively.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 07:36:59 2018 No.10043403 Just came off a hard night of drinking. Assume someone drinks a lot of booze in one night. Is it safer for them to drink it over the course of many hours, slowly over the amount of time?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 08:00:59 2018 No.10043453 File: 12 KB, 200x189, 1307576777001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else find when they finally manage to quit that their hunger is absolutely fucking insatiable? I literally never get full and I'm not even fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 08:20:06 2018 No.10043486 >>10038814 Fucking hell thank god I live In England.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 08:51:23 2018 No.10043542
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>tfw I'm sober, I can't be fucked doing anything and just want to end my life
>get drunk and suddenly feel like I can take on the world, even manage to get some work done

I've never felt so conflicted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 08:58:28 2018 No.10043553 >>10043453 I have the opposite i get drunk and have no need to feed it helped me lose 40lbs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 09:03:00 2018 No.10043561 >>10043553 I said when you manage to quit. When I drink, I literally never eat, but a couple days after I finally manage to quit and get over withdrawals my hunger just explodes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 09:11:38 2018 No.10043578 >>10043561 I get savage hunger as soon as WD finishes, it feels good though, as if my body is replenishing about a trillion nutrients. When I’m drinking I’m lucky if I manage to drink water or take a vitamin supplement, let alone eat.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 09:25:11 2018 No.10043608

>>10043578
>When I’m drinking I’m lucky if I manage to drink water or take a vitamin supplement, let alone eat.
Yeah I feel you, man. It's amazing I'm not dead with how long I'd go without eating while on a long ass bender. It's a little crazy what a beating the body can take sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 10:40:38 2018 No.10043821 >>10043129 Pretty hardcore, I only drink liquids.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 10:53:31 2018 No.10043860
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>>10043486
I think he just has non al/ck/ taste in beers. I can get an eighteen rack 4.5-5.5% here for $9.99.
My vodka handles are anywhere from $8.99 to $21, but usually $16 for some Smirnoff.
Also
>be me
>last night
>say I’m gonna take a nap
>instead get drunk and go hang with brother’s friends and eat pizza and walk around with my handle
>actually decent time
>get home
>get more hammered
>fuckiforgotihavetodrivehimtotheairport.jpg
>need to wake up in two hours to make his 6am flight
>do it
>incredibly sober when I wake up
>drive for three hours
>fucker misses his flight by less than five minutes despite me dropping him off thirty minutes early
>flight rescheduled to 6pm
>have to turn around, drive an hour to pick him back up, and then drive three hours home, and then do it all again in another three hours
This is like living in my car, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 11:03:32 2018 No.10043903 >>10043860 you think 30 minutes is early to the airport??

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 11:06:59 2018 No.10043928 >>10043903 I usually arrive an hour early but that was homeboy’s plan.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 11:35:03 2018 No.10044056

>drinking at 11am again
Why do I keep falling off the wagon? At least I waited until Friday this time to do morning drinking. Has anyone experienced being achy while drinking? I hear a lot about being achy after drinking, but I start to get sore literally after my first few sips

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 11:44:00 2018 No.10044088 >>10044056 Nope. I wake up with weird aches, but they’re gone by the time I’ve had a few drinks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 12:15:41 2018 No.10044231 I can feel my teeth rotting away. It’s making my overbite worse because my cavities are aligning themselves and just contouring to each other. Fuck this, damn. I try to brush every day but I’m drunk as shit most of the time and will go days without.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 12:24:53 2018 No.10044271

>>10044231
My teeth seem to be fine. Amazing given that they’re typically soaked in carbonated cider 24/7 and that I throw up 90% of the time if I brush my teeth. My gums on the other hand have receded so far that no matter how good a condition my teeth may be in, they’ll fall out regardless. Can’t wait for that gem of a life-change.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 12:36:37 2018 No.10044305
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>Work with big data
>Spent the last 3 days trying to merge data from 46 different systems going back 36 years
>God had it easier when he programmed the universe in brainfuck
>Can't drink all week, need brain cells to function during the day
>It's finally fucking friday
>Been home 15 minutes, already downed 200ml of vodka already

What jobs can you be drunk at yet still do successfully?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 12:41:18 2018 No.10044322 >>10044305 > what jobs an artist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 12:47:01 2018 No.10044348 File: 120 KB, 800x1071, 1511006928488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >those first two drinks >stomach burning >headache >strange, dull pain in joints >eyes get dry

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:09:54 2018 No.10044424 alcohol in milk guy here i want to maybe draw humanization of al/ck/ thread, any suggestions on her look?

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:13:04 2018 No.10044435

>>10043070
I'm not the guy you replied to, but I was a stoner for a few years and have been an alcoholic now for around... well, probably coming up on 5 years or at the very least 4 years. I've enjoyed both but ultimately prefer the affects of alcohol. I found that pot made me a bit more of a shut-in, more anti-social, more prone to anxiety when sober, and it also diminished my sex drive. Pot affects everyone differently of course, in terms of how it plays with the chemistry of your brain, but alcohol is undoubtedly more PHYSICALLY damaging and far more likely to actually kill you. I mean, you can look at people like Tommy Chong or Willie Nelson or any other aging long-time stoner and they seem to me to be doing pretty good in terms of health. Meanwhile, take someone their age who has been drinking heavily, perhaps even daily, for decades. Chances are they wouldn't survive to see their age (79 and 84 respectively).

As for causing mental damage, I don't consider those negative affects I mentioned to be damage, they don't seem to have left any lasting marks on me. I've actually gotten stoned perhaps 3-4 times or so in the last 9-10 months and definitely prefer alcohol. I find with booze I can think more clearly and I'm far less self-conscious, in fact I found that when I was stoned I was far more self-conscious than when I'm completely sober, which was very annoying. Anyways in the end, "marijuana bad alcohol acceptable"? I'm pretty libertarian on the matter; leave them both legal but don't let people drive while stoned/drunk. I used to think "lol but being stoned, you'd like, drive SLOWER or something lololol", well studies show differently. It's like how a high school teacher of mine described socialism; "perfect in theory, but never works in practice." That was putting it FAR too gently; it's absolutely genocidal/homocidal in practice, just like it would seem stoned driving is "safe in theory, but deadly in practice".

That's my view on the matter anyways.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:16:32 2018 No.10044453 >>10044424 Idk Indian reservation?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:17:57 2018 No.10044458 day 56 /nobooze/ day 21 /nofap/ day 3 /fit/

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:18:19 2018 No.10044462

>>10044424
How can you portray 'hysterical joviality' and 'crushing deppression' together with potentially-fatal illness? Also, how many al/ck/s have died or is suspected to have died, or may die soon? Any longtime people here know how many? I've only been frequenting for a few months, likely less than a year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:21:06 2018 No.10044470 File: 41 KB, 465x620, grandcheval.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i was at a dinner party recently and this wine was served this shit was HEAVENLY. but it's at least $80 per bottle, so fuck that!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:21:36 2018 No.10044472 >>10039688 Wizard detected.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:25:13 2018 No.10044487 File: 41 KB, 422x420, 1500573267528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >21 yrs old >already an alcoholic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:25:49 2018 No.10044491 >>10044487 I've been an alcoholic since I was 17

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:26:46 2018 No.10044493 >>10040484 Ppppffffff I've had 2 duis...rehab a few times. First dui is like getting your training wheels burp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:26:57 2018 No.10044494 >>10044487 i had a serious drinking problem at 15, you're a coward. a gave up for a long time but eventually started again, i do drink frequently, but don't get too drunk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:27:36 2018 No.10044499 >>10044494 >you're a coward That was kind of uncalled for

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:37:17 2018 No.10044536

>>10044424
>her
/alc/-tan lives surrounded by piss bottles and puke buckets, why would he be a she?
Some suggestions : he has cuts and bruises of unknown origin, his flyer is open.

>>10044462
Simpsonbro died, some Brit said he was gonna swim to the sea and drown, some Canadian said he was gonna jump in front of a truck (they posted pics of water front/highway and didn't update, so they are possibly dead), a guy had a canister of gas a few threads back.
Suicidal Anon who wanted to kill himself with helium, you still here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 13:41:28 2018 No.10044554 >>10043542 congratulations, you just wrote a linkin park song

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 14:03:24 2018 No.10044647
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>>10043542
It's quite strange indeed. If you have any taste in old movies at all, check out "The Long Weekend" or "The Lost Weekend"... I think it's the second one. Anyways it's a film from 1945 or so and is all about an alcoholic writer. A bit cliche I suppose, but still, it's a pretty awesome flick for fellow drunks. It's what first told me about Delirium Tremens which initially I didn't think was a real thing. I thought they were going the "Reefer Madness" route and making up a bunch of BS about alcohol, but nope, seems pretty legit.

>Stop reading now if you don't want spoilers

Some events in the film include...
>hiding alcohol from friends/family
>stealing money for alcohol
>lying to drink more
>unable to enjoy things due to sobriety and the desire to drink
>relationships being ruined due to alcohol
>as mentioned, delirium tremens/DT
>euphoria as you fear you have no alcohol and the stores are closed so you can't buy any but realize you have a whole bottle of liquor hidden away

So yeah, pretty fucking relevant, it should basically be the official movie of al/ck/ or at least, to be more specific, the official black-and-white movie of al/ck/. What about the official colour movie of al/ck/? Barfly is pretty fucking great, big fan of Master & Commander but while that has a lot of drinking it's not about alcoholism/drunkenness. Leaving Las Vegas is absolutely about alcoholism but it's also thoroughly about suicide, and while some people here are suicidal (I'm grateful to not currently be one of them however I know the feel several times over) I don't think it's prominent enough here to warrant such a suicide-centric movie being THE film of the thread.

OH! What about "The Iceman Cometh"? Classic from the early-70s, also has some suicide but not much, LOTS of different types of drunkards. I've been scouring history for drinking movies for years... pic mostly unrelated; there's some drinking in some of the Sharpe films but not too much. A bit hit-or-miss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 14:16:40 2018 No.10044705 >>10044458 I don't get the no fap thing. Was it that big of a problem?>>10044462

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 14:22:48 2018 No.10044731 >>10044705 It's a will power thing for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 15:02:25 2018 No.10044855 File: 704 KB, 200x200, 1325535604245.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2 weeks in >becoming increasingly harder to resist going out and buying beer

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 15:43:02 2018 No.10044956 >>10044424 i'm making ugly poetry and drawing ugly espositions of human nature who else gets creative and violent when drunk?

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 16:09:31 2018 No.10045021
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>>10042717
>>10042724
>story
Kicked-out fag here. Not really much of a story to it
>Job made me depressed even after I got a promotion
>Quit job
>Drank a lot
>Unemployed from September 2017 to December
>Gf gave me chances to get my shit together
>broke up with me and I had to move out since I couldn't afford rent anyway
>move in with mom who is a staunch anti-alcohol envangelist
>she blames alcohol for my dad cheating on her and her divorce
>Go back to school in January for Comp Sci
>Still getting wasted while going to school, but decent grades so far
>Mom ransacks bedroom because I'm obviously drunk
>was blacked out so i didn't know if she stole my vodka or if I just wastedly hid it somewhere where I can't find it
>go get more
>shit was obviously moved around this time and 2 bottles gone
And here I am. got one of those flatter plastic fifths and put it under a corner of my matress

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 16:15:11 2018 No.10045041

>>10045021
Also, should add that I'm 26 so moving in with my mom is even more embarrassing than it sounds at first.
And it's my childhood bedroom which never had a lock on the door. I could buy a doorknob with a key or some shit, but I'm legit afraid of getting kicked out and becoming homeless

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 26 16:46:44 2018 No.10045190 Hate waiting for the beer delivery man. Can take an hour. Sucks when you have the shakes. I"m at their mercy because I don't drive.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 17:45:41 2018 No.10045462

>>10045021
I became homeless, thankfully there was a shelter that took me in. I hitchhiked several hundred kilometers and had to go through a couple towns before I could find a shelter but I was ready to live on the street. I have to say, things have gone surprisingly well. The shelter was half-decent with a room of my own that I can even lock so that others there wouldn't steal my shit. I behaved myself the whole time, helped with mopping the floors, did the best I could to get the right documents done and went to the bank to get that done and what not. Now I'm on welfare and renting a super-cheap room. One of my room mates are definitely schizo or otherwise have brain problems, every day or every other day I hear him in a hateful argument with someone even though he's alone. Sometimes it gets quite loud, even shouts.

Still, I have a deadbolt lock on my door, I lock it even when I go take a piss because I've had shit stolen by room mates before, and I have enough booze to drink every few days which is good enough for me. Generally every 3-4 days I'll get shit-faced. I'm VERY good at getting deals at the grocery store for cheap food and also getting the cheapest liquor possible. I use an air miles card to get $10 of free groceries from time to time and also go to a Food Bank though that's mostly just to save some money on groceries so I have more spending money of my own. Trying to get a job, but I know nobody in this town and never lived here before so yeah, resumes haven't been turning anything up.

I've dealt with the 'no lock on the doorknob with family you don't trust' bullshit before, and since I had shit stolen before I have a HUGE complex about it, I NEED my bedroom door locked whenever I leave it. ALWAYS. I also don't trust the room mates around my food/laundry so I attend both constantly. I do what I have to do, but this is better than how it was before, even though I feel like a disgusting leech on society. Like I said, looking for a job.

Anonymous Fri Jan 26 17:48:15 2018 No.10045469
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Oh. It’s this fucking genius again.
>>10045081
>>10045081
There’s apparently a new thread up but the OP is so FUCKING INCOMPREHENSIBLY BRAINDEAD that there’s no link here. Fuck.

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