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>hello welcome to Starbucks! What can I get for you?

>> No.10036418

>>10036414
grande red eye and a bottle of water
>cream or suger

>> No.10036428

Yea lemme git a tenderloin and some potatoes

>> No.10036434

Grande chia latte please.

>> No.10036435

Two blowjobs and sniff of brap

>> No.10036440

Why am I not a blackrock?

>> No.10036476

Venti passion tea, sweetened with classic and vanilla, with a splash of coconut milk. Also three vanilla bean scones. Thanks!

>> No.10036509

>>10036414
My favorite things are:
In the season...
Iced PSL w/ pumpkin cream cheese muffin

Rest of the time
House coffee of the day, whatever single estate bean is the coffee of the month, served iced w/ half and half
thai chicken wrap w/grapes. It's that peanut sauce that is awesome! I think it's 400 cals, so not a bad lunch, either.

>> No.10036513

>>10036414
fuck you

>> No.10036514

Medium coffee with 3 sugars and some half and half.

>> No.10036519

i’m black so it was like “how’s the gator aid here? it ain’t watered down or nothin’”

and they be like lol we don’t even sell that shit nigga

and i’m like out

>> No.10036793

>>10036414
Black and white mocha

>> No.10036802

>>10036414
Bacon gouda sandwich, over-toasted open face for crispy bacon, along with a tall caramel frappuccino, no whipped cream and two pumps of vanilla.
>why did i come here again

>> No.10036806

deported

>> No.10036883

I like going to my local starbucks, ordering a coffee, then when they say "a latte?" to confirm my order I say
THANKS A LATTE

and leave.

They think I'm hilarious, they always go, "THERES THAT GUY AGAIN" whenever I go through the door

It's great.

>> No.10037271

I work there

>> No.10037289

You guy's have any coffee?

>> No.10037316

Find a delicious pastry in the window.

>Yeah Ill get a slice of that strawberry loaf
>And a Grande Vanilla Bean Frap
>Oh, but could you please but half of this bread into the frap please? Thanks!

Creamy, Rich, Delicious.
A world class smoothie fit to serve two.
I used to make this when I was an employee.

>> No.10037319

microwave me your best breakfast sangwich and one of those tazmanian teas

>> No.10037328

>>10036414
A Grande Caffe Misto with two stevia packets and a warmed croissant, thanks

>> No.10037331

>>10036414
coffee, w/ sugar and cream pls

>> No.10037334

In...ingredience...

>> No.10037455

>>10036414
two chocolate chip muffins please
no you don't need to warm them up.

>> No.10037670

uhh

>> No.10037706

>>10036414
Grande Iced Chai Tea Latte is my shit

>> No.10037960
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10037960

You know what I want.

>> No.10037979

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number fourty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.10037997

Can I get a grande frappe comment ca va and a venti verdi como te chiamo? Oh and uh my son wants a tall soyboy vanilla bean BRAAAPPPucino.
> Your total is $666.00 please pull your dick out for harambe at the next window

>> No.10038002
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10038002

>>10036414

>> No.10038007

>>10038002
perfection

>> No.10038023

>>10036414
a milkshake

>> No.10038042

>>10036414
venti cold brew please. no cream or sweetener

>> No.10038047

Any reason why their shit is overpriced?

>> No.10038385

>>10037979
Fuk you big smoke, I know you were stalling for the ballas

>> No.10038403

Yeah.. uhh, can I get a.. UHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you guys got a regular coffee?

>> No.10038405

I WOULD LIKE A LITER OF COLA

>> No.10038409

>>10038405
We dont sell a liter of cola here ser

>> No.10038415

>>10036414
just fill a big papper cup with whipped cream and mix all your syrups inside

>> No.10038423

>>10038047
there is no such thing as overpriced, the right price is wathever the costumer is willing to pay

>> No.10038424

>I just wanted to let you guys know i had an “accident” in your female restroom......yeah.....that is correct i am a male

>> No.10038919

I'll have a cup of black coffee and two croissants, please.

>> No.10038923

>>10036514
>sorry we stopped making coffee at noon. You can have the left over in the fridge for free.

This is how I get free coffee

>> No.10038930

Grande Vanilla bean frap with coconut milk, add blueberries, add banana, double blennded in a venti cup.
Here are my numbers.

>> No.10038938

>>10038930
Also hold the whip.

>> No.10038966
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10038966

>>10036414

>yeah can I get a small coffee with no bullshit in it
> sorry sir we don't sell that

> drive away

>> No.10038985
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10038985

How does that drive-thru shit work when they're usually out of 50% of their pastries and only carry like 1/10th of the food items listed at their websites anyways

>> No.10038991

>>10038985
Morning peak usually eats fucking everything.

>> No.10039001

I want 5 unicorn frapps and one decaf regular coffee

>> No.10039042

>>10036414
bleach

>> No.10039046

>>10038405
cola machine broke

>> No.10039197
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>>10037997

>> No.10039238

>>10037706
my nigga

>> No.10039265
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10039265

iced americano light water, extra ice
I always get an odd ook from the cashier when i order this but theres way too much water otherwise

>> No.10039339

>>10039265
There's a Kroger Starbucks nearby and the male barista there pulls the espresso shots and just loads it with as much ice as he can before topping it off with water. Dude is a hero.

>> No.10039380

>>10038930
Fuck any partner that still orders fraps

>> No.10039417

>>10038385
I was just hungry, playa. You gotta eat to keep your strength up.

>> No.10039439

>>10039380
Do your job, wagecuck.

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>>10037960
fuck you

"YOUR DOLE DIPPERS MADAM!!!!!!"

>> No.10040910

m

>> No.10041149

>>10039380
one of the good parts of working there was trying shit you'd never order otherwise or want to pay for

>javachip with espresso beans thrown in
>hazelnut or raspberry white mochas
>8 shots of espresso over ice
>cubanos
>dumping whole pastries in with frappucino mix
>making flavored whipped cream by using other syrups

>> No.10041906

>>10041149
Give me more ideas to ask my baristas to give me.

>> No.10041913
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>>10036414
A good coffee thanks

>> No.10042040

>>10036414
Directions to Dunkin' Donuts please

>> No.10042099

Grande quad shot americano no room.

>> No.10042129
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10042129

Yeah can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghgghhhhhhhh

>> No.10042149

Yeah, hi, give me one soyboy special

>> No.10042162

>>10036414
Hi can I have a cakepop and a venti double chocolatey chip frap please?
Extra chocolate sauce too because you guys gypped me last time I came by.

Thank you.

>> No.10042202

>>10036414
>*Frustrated deaf people noises.*

>> No.10042224

>>10036418
>Getting a bottle of water
>At Starbucks
Lol retard
>>10036414
>What can I get for you
It's, "how can I get you started today"

>> No.10042236

>>10036414
I'll have the lemon pound cake and a cup of ice water

>> No.10042423

>>10036414
Iced coffee is pretty much the only thing I'll get from Starbucks. I also kind of like one of their blonde roasts -- don't remember what it's called.

>> No.10042516

Can I get some hot milk with an espresso shot and some melted sugar for $5.99 please?

>> No.10042570

olol

>> No.10043737

j

>> No.10043916

>>10036414
Large pike place. No cream or sugar.

>> No.10044150

are drive through starbucks that common? I've only ever seen one once in bongland. I can't believe some people are so lazy they can't get out their cars for a coffee

>> No.10044550

>>10044150
they are common in burgerland

>> No.10044600

Water

>> No.10045034

>>10044600
muh nigga

>> No.10045047

y'all got any of them mcchickens?

>> No.10046076

Can I get a UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH, Burger?

>> No.10047104
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10047104

>...heh yeah listen here buddy im kind of an old-fashioned guy so i dont want any fancy millennial drink with whipped cream or sprinkles or whatever. I'll just get a cup of coffee, you know? do you guys even still sell those here haha

>> No.10047221

a fucking coffee. a smallcoffee, in a medium cup, with room for cream. thats right, fuckhead, im in the store, i will never wait in a car line to get a cup of fucking coffee. may peace be with you all.

>> No.10047392

>>10038385
Oh
My
God
I never realised.

>> No.10047907

how many things can I ask for, for free in a standard drink?
Can I get away with asking for several espresso shots in water without getting charged $5 for an americano?

>> No.10048378

>>10047907
They charge 35 cents to put ice in your black coffee

>> No.10048402

large coffee no cream 2 sugars.

>> No.10048786

>>10047104
James, you're in here every day.

>> No.10049293

>>10048402
yum

>> No.10049307

>>10038047
Because their goal is to make money

>> No.10049388 [DELETED] 

>>10049307
nah. der juden

>> No.10051026

>>10042224

So many people don't realize Starbucks gives free triple filtered water if you ask.

Normally it's only in a tall or short cup, but they'll give me one in a grande size if I ask nicely.

>> No.10051731

>>10038002
I was waiting for that shit to pop up.

>> No.10053038

>>10036414
I’ll have a large iced coffee with room and a ham and cheese croissant.

>> No.10053081

>>10036414
[insert Starbucks word for medium] Mocha frappe with caramel drizzle

>> No.10053210

can i get a boneless schezuhuczzschan pizza

>> No.10053860

b

>> No.10055368
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'yeah uh can I get a medium latte without any flavoring or sweetener'
>Sir, lattes don't come with flavouring or sweetener
'okay'

every time

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>>10036414
Can I get a venti free range greengrocer juice, a tall pumpkin spice tenderloin shake and two live sprats. Thank you.

>> No.10055573

>>10051026
My location made us do any size, so we'd give people Trenta waters for free, thank God I don't work their anymore

>> No.10055712

>>10036414

Can I get a copy of Eddie Vedder's newest Ukulele album?

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10055892

>>10036414
I'd like a grande cup of sugar and cream, oh and and put a bit of coffee in it too.

>> No.10055944

>>10036414
YEAH uuuuuh lemmeged a muffugin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh coffee? with two uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh two donuts. No donuts? Shit uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fine jus the coffee den.

>> No.10056262
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>>10036414

>> No.10056517

A TALL PIKE PLACE

WITH NO ICE

>> No.10056801

>>10055892
why do people take pictures of their food anon?

I guess i could understand if you've cooked it..

>> No.10057313

>>10036514

its grande dipshit

>> No.10057320

>>10038002

at what level of obesity does one's thumb and arm become one?

>> No.10057335

>>10036414
yah lemme gedda pepperoni

>> No.10057380

>>10036414
Tall jade citrus mint if you please

>> No.10057456

>>10038002
Nothing like a cup of coffee in the morning.

>> No.10057466

Quad on ice with cream and 2 splendas

>> No.10057468

>>10036414
coffee

>> No.10057666

ncn