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A breakfast fit for a king. Literally the perfect way to start your day.

>> No.10030771

>t. damage frontal lobe and irresponsible relationship partner

>> No.10030837
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>>10030742
>t. Lungs of hot steaming tar and the breath of a mass-grave in Auschwitz

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>> No.10030858

>>10030742
I couldn't agree more.

>> No.10030861

>>10030771
>>10030837
>>10030850
>buttermilk manchildren detected

>> No.10030865
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>>10030837
>mass-grave in Auschwitz
>mass-grave
>Auschwitz

>> No.10030876

You would die from this no calories REETAARD

>> No.10030889

>>10030742
Nothing like starting your day with a 0 calorie meal amirite fellas?

>> No.10030912

I don't smoke, but if I did I'd agree with you.
As it is now, though, some black coffee is my perfect start to the day.

>> No.10030916

>>10030742
We already had this thread a week and a half ago.

>> No.10030918

>>10030889
>coffee
>zero calories
bruh

>> No.10030932
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>>10030742
It's called breakfast of champions; kings get to eat food for breakfast.

>> No.10030941

>>10030918
>black coffee
>calories

>> No.10030953

>>10030941
Yes, black coffee has calories. It's not a significant amount of calories, but it does have calories.

>> No.10030984

>>10030742
>putting your cigarette anywhere even remotely close to your coffee
disgusting. this is how you get ash into it and ruin everything.

>> No.10030990

>>10030953
Processing that black coffee burns more cal than it delivers to be fair, you're at a net negative there.

>> No.10032246

>>10030932
>Shun
I've seen this and there's no way he wouldn't have a Kramer or something handmade

I liked the movie though

>> No.10034160

>>10030932
That movie made me so hungry and now I want a grilled cheese

>> No.10034183

>>10030742
Ok OP, I know you feel really cool for listening to Tom Waits and watching neo-noir movies in your spare time, but you don't need to pretend it's cooking related.
>>>/fa/

>> No.10034187

>eggs with sardines on onions and garlic
>chicken, bell pepper, onion, mushroom, omlette
>scrambled eggs with bacon and a side of hashbrowns
>steak and egg burrito with salsa, potatoes, cheese
>oats with berries, and a side of yogurt
>oats with peanut butter and bananas mixed in
>ham/chicken/steak/bacon egg and cheese sandwich

Coffee and cigarettes is not breakfast

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>>10030742

>In Bourdain Voice

Ah yes, the breakfast of a Parisian is but a humble cup of coffee and a cigarette, perhaps a baguette for show. I sit in an outdoor cafe wondering what the city of lights and the city of love will bring me.

>> No.10034197

>>10030742
King of the toilet.

>> No.10034208

>>10030861
Insecure chad wannabe detected

>> No.10034211

I am an occasional smoker but I've gotten hooked. I don't understand why people want to smoke a pack of these shits a day. I enjoy it sometimes, but if you smoke more than like four a day you just start feeling shitty, and the so called high you get from a cigarette is not nearly good enough to justify the health consequences. That's why I stick to everyday drinking rather than smoking.

>> No.10034225

>>10034211
>I am an occasional smoker but I've gotten hooked.
I meant to say: but I've never gotten hooked

>> No.10034283

>>10030865
you don't remember the video of the starvation victims from the end of the war?

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>>10030742
Are there actually still people that think they're manly men for sucking in poison? Clue up tobacco whacko.

>> No.10034291

>>10034284
op is a girl

>> No.10034299

>>10030953
No it doesnt

>> No.10034490

Everyday: Camel Turkish Royal
Extravagant purchase: Nat Sherman's MCD, Dunhill Fine Cut
RIP: Camel Signature Frost

>> No.10034497

I do this breakfast, but I don't feel good about myself for it. Also, does this give anyone the shits? I often start with coffee or /sips/ on an empty stomach and get diarreah quite reliably

>> No.10034509

>>10034497
Some people get the shits after drinking coffee. I don't know if there's a remedy or if you just have to live with it. Doesn't happen to me.

>> No.10034520

>>10034509
Yeah, it won't happen if I've eaten something substantial.

>> No.10034586

>>10030742
Maybe if you're a meme-loving fedoralord faggot

>> No.10034599

>>10034183
Fucking roasted, so many goddamn posers on this board