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10024051 No.10024051 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw I will soon be able to order a Domino's pizza without going through the nerve-wracking ordeal of talking to a pizza delivery man.

>> No.10024065

If you don't tip the car satisfactorily it won't release the pizza to you. It will then drive off if you fail to comply after it recommends a more appropriate percentage.

>> No.10024078

i live in a cold, snowy state. there is no fucking way i am paying a delivery fee for service where i have to bundle up and put on shoes and freeze my ass off getting the pizza from a car.

>> No.10024097

>>10024051
I would not mind kissing her feet, and giving her the fuck

>> No.10024112

>>10024051
>Im a 'sperg burger
For far less than your pending delivery charges you could get medication to help with your anxiety disorder and maybe even move out of moms basement

>> No.10024117

>>10024051
someday soon, computers will have AI... you will have to die then because it will be like socializing again.

>> No.10024127

>Some dick smashes the touchpad, and the car continues to make useless stops.

>Some dick rubs human shit on the touchpad, and the car continues to make hilarious stops.

>> No.10024134

>order a curry
>delivery man can't into english

also curry is better than dominos pizza

>> No.10025355
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>>10024127
>three years of blissful no tipping no agent delivery
>this angers dominos
>next delivery car comes with a complementary ai
>hello sir or madam that will be 30.99 plus tip please
>i know that i am not a human so my employer doesnt have to pay me anything and i am obligated to take part in this service, but i would like to have something of my own to feel like a living person
>yes thank you for your 14.34% tip, i will inform my superiors of your [medium level] generosity

>> No.10025382

tfw gonna lose my job to a cool robot. desu it would be better for the company

>> No.10025404

>in the year 20000000000......

>> No.10025417
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>>10024051
>wanting pizza bots
What is wrong with you anon?

>> No.10025418

>>10024051
>Order pizza from self driving vehicle
>Use pay-phone
>Order pizza to public location near your own home
>Pick up at location without paying
>Get free pizza
This may be the best time we ever could live in.

>> No.10025423

>>10025418
pay phones dont exist anymore, rofl

>> No.10025429

>>10025423
Yes they do.

>> No.10025435

>>10025423
There's one in my town's downtown area where all the bars are.

Pretty sure it's just there for drunk people who let their phones die to order taxis.

>> No.10025445

>>10025429
where? i see the shells around town but there are no phones in them anymore
>>10025435
thats a good idea

>> No.10025498

>>10025445
I see them at gas stations mostly. But I live in the middle of fuck all nowhere Maryland.

>> No.10025515

>>10024051
>non-free JavaScript

>> No.10025531

>>10025445
>>10025498
ye payphones still exist you will most likey find at least one in each town/city

>> No.10025555

>>10024051

imagine a world where supermarkets delivered frozen pizzas and you had an oven in your house that could heat the pizza

>press buttons
>recieve food
versus
>press buttons
>recieve food

amazing

>> No.10025580

So, is it like 1 order per car? This seems terribly inefficient.
What's keeping people from taking other people's orders if it's multiple?
What's keeping someone from ordering from a fake address, grabbing the pizza, and running away?
What if it gets a flat and your order is late or never arrives? Free pizza?
What if I set a trap to pop its tire before it gets to my place just so I can get free pizza?

This is very exploitable.

>> No.10025597

>>10025580
So exploit it, anon. I dare you. I think you'll be surprised by what modern technology can do.

>> No.10025606
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>crawl in window

>> No.10025609

>>10025580
theirs still a delivery guy in the car self driven cars wont be driverless for like 200 years when the cars can distinguish between a kid and a midget

>> No.10025619

>>10024065

>Add tip in online order
>Receipt has added tip printed on it
>Has line for additional tip
>Literally plus plus tip

>> No.10025637

>>10024051

I don't want to have to tip for delivery, is there any way I can order pickup but the car just shows up and lets me ride back to the place and then drop me off again?

>> No.10025639

>>10025355
>tipping above 10% for delivery service when they now charge 3 dollars flat for delivery
fuck that, blame the fucking company for charging your tip as their delivery service. i know how much you fuckers make anyways since I'm friends with delivery people.

>> No.10025641

>>10025555
Do supermarkets outside of Australia deliver groceries? I get mine delivered here in Australia.

>> No.10025653

>>10025641
SAFEWAY in usa deliver

>> No.10025654

>>10024112
>using medication as a crutch rather than just telling him to get off his fat lazy sperg ass and go outside every now and then

>> No.10025669

>>10025606
dumb frogposter

>> No.10025678

>>10025653
Interesting.

>> No.10025693

>>10025678
theirs more i know for a fact just off hand the only one i remember was Safeway and amazon fresh if that even counts

>> No.10025720

>>10025693
It's not something that I've ever seen mentioned, even casually, here on /ck/ so I wasn't sure if it existed in other countries. Now I know.

>> No.10025730

>>10025693
Amazon is great for buying things if you love being profiled and eventually exploited.

>> No.10025731

>>10025720
and knowing is half the battle

>> No.10025762

>>10025731
>battle
the cold war is deciding which frozen pizza to buy

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>>10025762
ha

>> No.10026214

>>10024051
>man
You mean woman

>> No.10026220

I'm sure it would be more reliable than those fuckin stoners who usually deliver food. Half the time they're an hour late and forget something. I hate getting food delivered because there's always some issue.

>> No.10026227

>>10025641
In the US most major groceries have home delivery, but it's mostly for the elderly or disabled.
>implying all Australians aren't mentally disabled

>> No.10026229

>>10024051
But you'll have to leave the house

>> No.10026234

>>10026220
I'm a delivery guy and I can assure you 99.99% of the times something's missing from your order, it's either the kitchen's fault, or the guy who puts the orders together's fault. I have to double check every order every day because the retard whose only job is to put everything on a container won't even do that properly.

>> No.10026583

*steals all the other customers free pizzas*
Heh nothin personnel, car

>> No.10026592

just wait til the delivery drones. live location tracking. solar powered and flying over the clouds. comes to your house and keeps the food warm as a button.

>> No.10026598

>>10026234
>it's my job to check your order and insure it's correct but it's not my fault when your order is wrong.
This might be why you have a lousy job.

>> No.10026621

>>10024051
I'm gonna throw a poop in that if it ever is available in my area.

>> No.10026653

>>10026229
Corpocucks just don't understand anon

>> No.10027430

>>10024112
>you could get medication to help with your anxiety disorder

I'm currently trying to taper off of benzos, withdrawals are unbelievably bad and I have what is most likely permanent memory damage. Don't do drugs even if the nice man in the white coat says it's a good idea.

This thread was stillborn so I don't care, but /blog

>> No.10027539

>>10027430
this post bums me out because I'm probably going to get a prescription for Xanax so i can leave my house

>> No.10027541

>>10024051
I liked better the Hutburtdominatrixcar from Mad Max concept. Domino´s car is shit

>> No.10027554

>>10025417
We want the future NOW

>> No.10027652

>>10025515
CAME HERE FOR THIS

>YFW THE BOTNET WANTS YOU TO STARVE

>> No.10028721

>>10026598
>>it's my job to check your order and insure it's correct
It isn't, I choose to do it so that I don't have to make two trips because the guy who had to, didn't.

>> No.10028840

>>10026227
Is it really that uncommon in the US? Literally every supermarket delivers in the UK.

>> No.10028851

>>10028840
It's not rare
Just uncommon

>> No.10030079

>>10024127
It clearly has cameras all over. Would you little prank be worth time in court over destruction of property or vandalism?

>> No.10030102
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10030102

> Robot pizza delivery

Won't last an American week in a black neighborhood.

>> No.10030111

>>10028840
How much do they charge?
I wouldn't want to do it even for free desu because I want to pick out my own produce

>> No.10030119

>>10030102
brown people ruin everything

>> No.10030129

>>10027539
xanax is basically like being mildly drunk. do you really want to feel like that all the time?

Also, long term benzodiazepine use does tend to worsen anxiety. Xanax and other benzos are a rescue inhaler. Just like how inhalers are for short term relief, benzos are for severe short term anxiety attacks.

>> No.10030132

>>10030102
>>10030119
>being racist
kys!!

>> No.10030140

>>10030132
>>the truth is racist & scary!

go bury your head in the sand, sheltered white kid

>> No.10030148

>>10030102

I don't think humans even deliver in Baltimore... that place is 'Merica's proud crime ridden shithole.

>> No.10030196

>>10025531
I think the only payphone left in mine is in the county courthouse. Fucking bummer. Payphones were fucking fun. Ever dial the phone next to yours from around the world?
>Operator, connect me to [western border of country]
>Operator, connect me to [western country]
>repeat till back in own country
[Operator, connect me to number XXXXXXXXXX
>Hello.................
>>Hello

>> No.10030259

>>10030140
>AJ and breitfart say it so it must be truth!

>> No.10030278

>>10030102

Like that one "peace ambassador robot" from canada that got gang raped by a pack of niggers down in Philadelphia? lol WTF did they expect sending a robot into the ghetto?

>> No.10030320

i just pick my pizza up because i usually get to fuck the cashier if they aren't too busy

>> No.10032190

>>10025580
the pizzas cook on the radiator as the car is moving

>> No.10032210

>>10025641
Every major chain grocery in the US delivers.

>> No.10032239

>>10025653
>See "get your first delivery free!" offer from Safeway
>Order a fuck-ton of pantry stock
>Wait a while
>Get an email from Safeway "Hey anon, we miss you! If you come back we'll give you another free delivery!"
>Stock up the pantry again

>> No.10033171

>>10025597
Weaponized automated pizza cyborgs when?