Grocery store pet peeves

[Anonymous No.10009402]

What triggers you the most? For me, it's everyone.

[Anonymous No.10009480]

when you end up in the checkout lane with the down syndrome guy working the register

[Anonymous No.10009481]

>>10009402
People in the store

[Anonymous No.10009486]

Two lard asses blocking either side of the aisle

[Anonymous No.10009487]

>>10009402
the salty cashiers and workers that give you a look like you've killed 35 newborn babies just because you "dare" make them work

[Anonymous No.10009497]

>>10009402
Minorities

[Anonymous No.10009499]

>>10009497
>us "white" people, amrite XD

[Anonymous No.10009513]

>>10009499
Jokes on you, I'm Korean. Can you be any more obsessed?

[Anonymous No.10009541]

hey this thread sucks ass
post grocery store jester stories

[Anonymous No.10009543]

>>10009513
>le self-hating minority fais
how cliche

[Anonymous No.10009557]

>>10009480
Why do they hire them? No customers want to even see them let alone interact with them, I don't go to meijer anymore because they have one as a greater that's way too fucking "friendly". And then you get customers bringing their downies shopping with them and can't control them they throw tantrums and pester other shoppers. Not to mention they always smell like they shit themselves.

[Anonymous No.10009565]

Place item in the bagging area unexpected item in the banging area please wait for assistance

>fix this flaw google

[Anonymous No.10009576]

>>10009543
>asians
>minority

[Anonymous No.10009589]

>>10009565
>unexpected item in the banging area

Kinky

[Anonymous No.10009600]

When you knock an item over and it makes people look whether the package was damaged or not

Shit is the only reason I hate going to the market because I just want to get in and out without problems but fuck me it's awful

[Anonymous No.10009611]

>>10009600
Always have to dig threw the shelf to find the one that the stockfags didn't crush open or damage. Always get strange rooms. Not my fault you fucks can't hire competent employies I'm not buying damaged goods.

[Anonymous No.10009977]

>>10009402
Boomers trying to pay with coupons and arguing what they should get marked down/for free.

Having to go to the pharmacy for something and there is a line of boomers who are sustained via a life support system of various medications.

Just die already.

[Anonymous No.10009993]

>>10009611
They get shipped to the store damaged

[Anonymous No.10010051]

>>10009480
During my childhood there used to be a dumpy retarded guy named Ben stationing the register anytime I went foodshopping with mum. He worked quiet, efficiently and customers liked him, people would tip him too. Ben rarely spoke and couldn't stand still, he'd be rocking back and forth 24/7 almost as if hes dancing.

Then came the fateful day, during a thunderstorm the power went out tripping store alarms on & locking doors. This guy turnt into predator in the jungle, screeching and attacking everybody around him. Most of us managed to escape through the fire exit. Unlucky shoppers caught tasty bites, cuts and one child managed to knock over the lobster tank, sad to say he didn't survive. The other workers barricaded themselves behind the milk rack living on to tell the tale of what happened, when power restored ben was escorted out and never seen again.

[Anonymous No.10010071]

>buying groceries
>qt cashier starts scanning items
>theres still 7 items left to go
>Your total is "14.78"
Was crazy shit.

[Anonymous No.10010084]

>no one at the deli counter

[Anonymous No.10010122]

>>10009402
>those people who wheel their carts perfectly into the middle of an aisle and stand there slowly studying the same brand of whatever food
>you can't wheel your cart past them

>those two carts that are perfectly aligned on either end of an aisle and near each other, roadblocking it perfectly, and neither one is walking forward or back

>that mom who lets her kid just fucking run around
>he runs down an entire aisle or stands in the middle of aisles grabbing shit and blocking carts
>"heehee come here honey" she says in a low, half-hearted voice as he ignores her

i have many grievances, and those grievances are a big reason i never, ever go grocery shopping during rush hour / popular days unless there's some sort of major sale

[Anonymous No.10010168]

Obnoxious Jews (not all but many of them), nosy (mostly Christian) proselytizers who won't shut the fuck up when you're just trying to buy eggs, Chinese tourists who push you out of the way, baby boomers, cashiers who will talk with customers for 10+ minutes when there's a line. Generally people who regard going to the grocery store as a social event like Shoppers is a community center. Customers who ask about what you're making for dinner.

I could go on and on.

On the other hand, I like seeing Tibetan monks on iPhones and parents who collaborate with their toddlers who can barely talk on what to have for dinner.

[Anonymous No.10010279]

>>10010168
you live in nyc, i assume.

[Anonymous No.10010349]

When people look at what's in my cart

[Anonymous No.10010358]

>>10010279
Nah but it's a heavily diverse urban area. I think I'd have killed myself by now if I lived in NYC.

[Anonymous No.10010362]

People who casually talk to the cashier, even after it’s all paid and ready to go, even though there is a huge line behind, even though the cashier seriously doesn’t give a fuck about your favorite cupcake brand or your daughter’s dog’s impressive tricks.

[Anonymous No.10010366]

>>10009543
youre trying real hard there my possibly jewish friend

[Anonymous No.10010372]

>>10009993
not that anon, but how are the tiger bread rolls, which are baked instore, that all, each and every single one of them have had a thumb pushed down through the centre of them, thus ruining them, "shipped to the store damaged"?????????????

[Anonymous No.10010379]

>>10010051

[Anonymous No.10010382]

>>10009480
>several years ago
>im barely 21 shopping with my 22 year old gf
>it's a small store so no self checkouts
>we're buying beer but I have no ID on me so I make sure not to even touch it since I know how finicky some places are
>get the downie cashier
>asks both of us for ID
>tell him I'm not even purchasing the stuff
>URGHGH IT DOESN MATTER U NEED ID FER BEER
>politely tell him I don't have my ID but that also not the one buying yet again
>YOU NEED ID FOR BEER OR CAN'T BUY
>he actually sounds a little bit angry so we just say fine and don't buy the beer so the retard will stop sperging out
Why don't we just euthanize these wastes of space again?

[Anonymous No.10010388]

If it’s a place that sells clothing, there’s always, without exception, an older muslim women in the line who’s bought a million pieces that all take forever to scan because they need to remove the alarm tags.

People who speak to you in the line can go to hell.

People who walk slowly side by side down the broad aisles.

People who bring use the self-checkout despite having more than 10-15 items.

Slow cashiers piss me off the most. I worked a few years in a supermarket and even if it’s a shit job it’s still no excuse to not do it well.

[Anonymous No.10010405]

>>10010388
>self checkouts all say 12 items or less
>there's always at least one strong independent 99 year old who don't need no cashier using one despite having 200 items
These people are the fucking worst. There was one time that there were 2 broken checkouts, and the 4 available were all taken by ancient old farts with a million items each. I actually stood in line for 10 minutes and watched them. One couldn't figure out how to weigh their produce, another couldn't seem to press the touch screen buttons and would push their finger into the screen as hard as they can repeatedly. And finally, there was one who couldn't figure out where to put in their cash for several minutes despite the thing flashing green and being nearly at eye level. I hate old people.

[Anonymous No.10010406]

>>10010382
>walking around without ID
You're an idiot for going up to the cashier with your gf. Most people know to wait outside if they're young and don't have ID.

[Anonymous No.10010413]

>>10010406
Downie cashier? That you, buddy? What are you doing on 4chan, you little scamp? Does your handler know you're on here?

[Anonymous No.10010417]

>>10010405
Rreeeeeeeeeeee I hate this.

[Anonymous No.10010420]

>>10010413
Are you autistic dude, they're supposed to card you, you just lucked out and got a rule following cashier shit happens, pretty funny how your so asshurt, is it because a fucking teenager knows better than you?

[Anonymous No.10010427]

>>10010382
>Act retarded
>Blame the responsible retard
That's rich

[Anonymous No.10010433]

>>10010420
>>10010427
You don't card someone that isn't paying and hasn't touched the product, that'd be retarded. That would mean you literally could never buy alcohol if you take your kids shopping with you.

[Anonymous No.10010442]

>>10010433
.t never worked as a cashier
Also, in some states it's legal for the parent to give a minor alcohol as long as they're the ones to do it.

[Anonymous No.10010449]

>>10010433
Wrong. If a group of people are buying alcohol, and they are obviously getting it together you have to card all of them. Because if the cops bust them later, and the person who paid is over 21, but the people who were with him in the checkout were not, the store is still liable

[Anonymous No.10010450]

>>10010433
t. Downie

Yeah. Cashiers card everyone like they're instructed to.

[Anonymous No.10010452]

>>10010433
>Group of younger people come in
>Buy beer, only 1 of 15 has ID
>Ask who has been tagged by beer
Stores don't operate on trust, and your state alcohol board operates on deception. Sorry you haven't matured into reality yet.

[Anonymous No.10010457]

>>10010442
>>10010449
>>10010450
>>10010452
Incorrect. Better luck next time, downies.

[Anonymous No.10010464]

>>10010457
>Persistent moron
It's almost admirable. BTW, get a job and stop living off of fat roasties.

[Anonymous No.10010476]

>>10010382
It's not his fault. Many chromosome accurate cashiers would have done the same thing. It's the law. Next time carry your ID, or like the other anon said, wait outside. That's right, anon, YOU are the retard.

[Anonymous No.10010477]

>>10009565
This, unironically

[Anonymous No.10010494]

I like to go late at night like an hour before closing to avoid contact with people due to various austims. Recently they stopped having anyone work the checkout lanes after a certain time and they funnel EVERYONE through the self checkouts. Watching these poor mongoloids being forced into ringing up their entire baskets filled with with shit makes me want to pound nails through my eyes. Meanwhile there's like 5 employees just standing around shooting the shit with eachother.

God I hate this country.

[Anonymous No.10010525]

>>10010457
t. Never worked in a store

[Anonymous No.10010532]

>>10010413
Dude you're a literal idiot. Just accept it.

[Anonymous No.10010703]

>>10010494
>God I hate this country
What cunt

[Anonymous No.10010737]

>>10010433
They are forced to ID to stop adults buying booze with the intention of giving them to underaged dipshits like yourself. This has been a thing for a long time, usually to stop betas grooming young teenage girls.

[Anonymous No.10010787]

>>10010051

[Anonymous No.10010799]

Black peoples, elderly people. That’s pretty much it. Unless we’re counting having 30 lanes but only having 4 of them open because yeah fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.10010924]

>>10010382
complaining about a suprior lifeform whilst being clearly inferior to saif superior lifeform
calling superior lifeform retarded

really made me pokeafingerupmybum

[Anonymous No.10010941]

>>10009402
When I go to a store the first of the month. Nothing but niggers, spics and other shitskins filling up the lines, and they almost always have nothing but prepared frozen meals, junk food, and sugary drinks.

[Anonymous No.10010945]

>>10010525
doubt they've ever worked with that self important me me me me me attitude

[Anonymous No.10010951]

>>10010457
Just pretend you were baiting and fuck off you fucking waste of space

I bet your gf is uggo too lmao

[Anonymous No.10011007]

>>10009611
When I stocked shelves I purposely destroyed things. Especially things they won't know have been destroyed until they open them at home.

[Anonymous No.10011030]

>>10011007
Same. When i stocked the candy i would purposely break up the chocolate bars. Or i would shake the potato chips so they'd be nothing but crumbs

[Anonymous No.10011031]

>>10009565
>unexpected items in the banging area
This is a real cock blocker

[Anonymous No.10011089]

>>10009541
we have a Jester strike in my area.

fucking unions ruin everything

[Anonymous No.10011125]

>>10010051
lmao m8, good story

[Anonymous No.10011137]

>>10011007
>>10011030

y tho?

[Anonymous No.10011150]

>>10011137
Fuck customers.

[Anonymous No.10011158]

The people lineup to get free samples at Costco on a already busy Saturday.

[Anonymous No.10011177]

>>10010457
That's what I trained while working in Texas. I never actually carded anyone else unless they were a obnoxious yuppie. Felt good too. The tard did his job better than I did.

[Anonymous No.10011185]

People who poke holes in the plastic on top of the cases of water I buy so the plastic rips as soon as I try loading it into car/house.

Seriously what the fuck.

[Anonymous No.10011191]

Old people hogging the discount shelf
Stupid fucking boomers

[Anonymous No.10011192]

>>10011185
Can you not just look at it and check to make sure it has no holes before you buy it?

[Anonymous No.10011206]

>>10011192
I do and they all have fucking holes because people can’t control their fucking kids

[Anonymous No.10011231]

>>10011206
>they all have fucking holes
You must live in the ghetto or some shit. Take one from a higher rack that they can't reach, or take one of the cases that's stacked below the ones they poked, or take one from way in the back.

[Anonymous No.10011239]

>>10010945
Working just increased my self of entitlement. Now all my outrage is justified because my boss and my coworkers are retarded and my job is shit and I'm not a neet because I have a job, so my opinion holds slightly more weight and I feel better about not doing anything to better myself.

Fucking help me, please.

[Anonymous No.10011265]

>>10009402
>For me, it's everyone.

This.

>tfw you force yourself to go before 9am because it becomes a fucking zoo after then

[Anonymous No.10011267]

>>10011265
Why not go at night?

[Anonymous No.10011298]

>>10011267
We're trying not to run into minorities of questionable legalities here.

[Anonymous No.10011300]

>>10011007
>>10011030
I used to stock shelves, and I would have been embarrassed to work with you. What contemptible faggots.

[Anonymous No.10011356]

>>10011300
I worked graveyard shift at a gas station in the middle of a drug town. Fuck customers

[Anonymous No.10011360]

>>10011137
It's called being a shitty teenager. I work retail and have worked with a few 17/18 year olds and they're always huge dumbasses. Makes me wonder if I was that bad at that age.

[Anonymous No.10011475]

>>10010388
>slow cashiers
That's what I fucking love about living in Germany, chasiers are always fast as fuck. People who can't keep up can just throw everything in the cart and sort it out later.

[Anonymous No.10011500]

>>10011185
>People ripping apart perfectly fine packs of 6 cans
It’s a common thing here so people could buy 1 or 2 cans instead of a whole pack. It pisses me off because people would rip apart other packs instead of just finish the already ripped pack.

[Anonymous No.10011617]

>>10011475
aldi?

[Anonymous No.10011658]

>>10010382
You should've said your gf was your mom

[Anonymous No.10011688]

>>10010433
This is a incredibly stupid practice, but sometimes you get a cashier who does it and it’s fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.10011782]

>>10011360
You're a grown man taking his retail job seriously. I don't think you should be calling anyone a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.10011801]

>>10011782
What? You're the one going out of your way to fuck with the product, it's both quicker and easier to just do the job properly. I'm sure you'll learn this eventually when you grow up, Timmy.

[Anonymous No.10011818]

>>10011298
Just don't go during the first few days of the month. That's when nigga bux come through.

[Anonymous No.10011936]

>>10011818
Daily reminder there are more than twice as many whitetrash on ebt than muh scary nogs.

[Anonymous No.10011989]

I shop at Whole Foods in an area where there are nothing but white people, so it's pretty smooth sailing. No stories here

[Anonymous No.10011992]

>>10010924

[Anonymous No.10012007]

>>10011989
>I enjoy paying extra for the same products I get elsewhere cause brown people scare me

[Anonymous No.10012126]

>>10009402
For me, its criminal scum.

[Anonymous No.10012147]

>>10011936
Daily reminder than the nogs make up only 13% of the population so what the fuck were you trying to prove you fucking idiot?

[Anonymous No.10012202]

>>10012147
t. ass ravaged alt-righter

[Anonymous No.10012456]

>>10012202
>t. ass ravaged alt-righter
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.10012543]

>>10010122
I move their trolley.

Get past the awkward factor and life is much more pleasant.

[Anonymous No.10012548]

I can guarantee you that those cuffs are a child's toy and he's just fucking around being a little 'tard like kids do.

[Anonymous No.10012555]

>>10012548
Meant to reply to >>10012126

[Anonymous No.10012585]

>>10012548
>>>/x/

[Anonymous No.10012639]

chinese women who separate their items into four different transactions and pay for each transaction with two different types of payment and try to argue about using coupons that are clearly not applicable to their items.

[Anonymous No.10012729]

>>10012007
>the same products

'no'

[Anonymous No.10012738]

>Ghetto folks trying to coupon spam and holding up line
>Cashier has no idea what to do and ends up having to wait for a manager to sort things out making it longer
>Customer then starts bitching out manager for not taking their coupons resulting in them just abandoning their cart and groceries entirely
>mfw I ended up losing 10+ minutes on this shit

[Anonymous No.10012833]

Obese people on mobility carts who always ride in the dead fucking center of the aisle, so you can't squeeze by without brushing against their love handles. Navigating around these monstrosities probably adds three minutes on average to each grocery run.

Honorary mention to fat single mothers (8yo niglet in tow) who try to chat you up while you're trapped in line.

[Anonymous No.10012859]

>>10012738
>buying a head of lettuce and some carrots
>waiting behind haggard fat woman loudly arguing with cashier over coupons and WIC bullshit
>she's trying to buy a mountain of garbage processed food
>screaming, vaguely ethnic child tugging at her pant leg
>she keeps looking back at me in growing exasperation, as if expecting me to swoop in and pay for her shit
>dead stare at candy rack and mentally read the prices of the chocolate bars, trying to ignore scene

[Anonymous No.10012970]

>>10010406
>>10010427
>>10010476
>>10010924
So your telling me, if I go grocery shopping with my kid in America, and I buy some beer, he'll get ID'd too? That's fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.10012975]

>>10012970
The majority of America is run by religious maniacs. Fortunately as long as you stick to the parts where the humans live (NY and SF) you should be ok

[Anonymous No.10012979]

>>10012975
>Fortunately as long as you stick to the parts where the humans live (NY and SF) you should be ok
I'm the guy you replied to, and fuck those liberal hellholes

[Anonymous No.10012996]

>>10012979
Well ok then, enjoy getting arrested by Sheriff Cleetus Jefferson Beauregard Davis for having a glass of wine on Jesus day (since it says in the bible somewhere that alcohol is haram)

[Anonymous No.10013081]

>>10012996
I'd prefer rednecks to mentally ill trannies. SF seems like nice but it's infested with sick, sick people

[Anonymous No.10013090]

>>10013081
I consider myself open minded and will not judge you for thinking Deliverance was a porno

[Anonymous No.10013121]

>>10012975
>the place where bankers crash the housing market and pederast movie produces make children act out their sexual fantasies and rapist actors get away with their crimes for years because everyone is too much of a narcissistic fucking sociopath to say something lest it affect their bottom fucking line is where "real people live"
wew

[Anonymous No.10013127]

>>10013090
Still nowhere near as disgusting as tranny porn must be. Don't you have hormones to inject into your son right now? Better hurry lest he start wanting to play with toy trucks or something

[Anonymous No.10013140]

>>10013127
>brings up trannies out of nowhere
>keeps bringing up trannies
>"how tranny porn must be"
Lol.

Who are you trying to convince?

[Anonymous No.10013264]

>>10012970
It's dumb, but if the child is particularly young, they USUALLY won't, if they are a teen, you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.10013302]

>>10010051
10/10

[Anonymous No.10013775]

>>10012975
>non-religious places
>Jew York
Imma laughin'

[Anonymous No.10013960]

>>10012833
You got dubs so I'll reply to you.
Fuck fat people, I hate them.
I hate them so much, the morbidly obese ones piss me off the most.

>obese family of four walk in
>three of them take the only three electric carts we have
>the last one is forced to waddle, she's out of breath just walking from her car (parked in front of the store where we have "no parking here" signs clear as day
>they use the carts for an hour or two
>finally they're done shopping and lo and behold they need help loading something into their van
>voluntold to help them
>go outside to meet them and help them out
>fattest one grabs a thing of toilet paper they bought
>"I guess I'll have to do all the heavy lifting haha!"

[Anonymous No.10013966]

>>10009402
you should see my local shop rite. always packed to the gills. never enough registers open. and filled with damn syrian and iraqi refugees. i hate it

[Anonymous No.10013972]

>>10009480
the downies i see are always the baggers. i like them. gives them somethign to do and they are always cheerful and happy

[Anonymous No.10013978]

Anyone using coupons, especially if they argue with the cashier then they cant use it.

Just fuck off and pay the extra 13 cents.

[Anonymous No.10013979]

>>10010382
I used to work liquor store and had exact situation, you are the idiot. You could easily be underage and getting her to buy for you, if you were undercover for liquor inspector they would get busted sellig if you only had 1 id.

I sent the couple away and they came back wih bf giving attitude about how he proved he is the riht age. I was like i dont really care lol

You are the retard

[Anonymous No.10013981]

>>10010382
tha'ts the law mate.

[Anonymous No.10013984]

>>10010413
Fuckin fag >>10010433
I used to work at liquor store, you are an idiot

[Anonymous No.10014197]

>>10009557
Guilty white people do it to make tgemselfs feel better. Everyone includeing those that are disabled word rather be in specal homes where they make macaroni art.

[Anonymous No.10014216]

>>10009480
God, they're literally like 40K servitors, it disturbs me.

[Anonymous No.10014357]

I live in a small town and sometimes I get stuck behind some a customer and cashier who are old friends and they talk forever about everything that's happened since the last time they saw each other and even though it's been like a few days they have a million fucking stories.

[Anonymous No.10014362]

>>10010372
Usually a dumb kid with a parent like >>10010122

[Anonymous No.10014378]

>>10009402
Muslims and loud Mexicans and niggers.

That's why I mostly just shop at Chucks.

[Anonymous No.10014384]

>>10009480
The one who works at the local Dick's is more sociable and a better conversationalist than most people

[Anonymous No.10014433]

>>10010051
>mfw
>gentle Ben
>not so gentle after all

Was he released to the wild?

[Anonymous No.10014443]

>>10009402
>go shopping at walmart
>forced to either check my own shit out and put more money into the pockets of the corporate kikes or wait in a line at one of the last two normal lanes available
>the slowest people imaginable are always working the register working at slow motion speeds while the lines get longer and longer
I am convinced that the management of walmart does this shit on purpose to make people go check out their own shit on purpose so they fire a bunch of people. It pisses me off that I actually prefer the self checkout because it takes a tenth of the time it does for the old bitch knocking on deaths door to scan my stuff for me.

[Anonymous No.10014449]

>>10014197
I only see fucking Wal-Mart's with this problem.

[Anonymous No.10014466]

>>10011936
Its another episode of the nigger who cant into maths and statistics show show.

[Anonymous No.10014479]

>>10012639
>ma'am this is a Burger king coupon for two for one whopper jrs. And its expired. You can't use it on chicken breast.
>you skan nnoaw!

[Anonymous No.10014668]

>>10011185
>buying bottled water

You live in fucking Flint, Michigan or something?

[Anonymous No.10014674]

>>10013081
Less trannies than tech workers by far.

[Anonymous No.10014677]

>>10010051
10/10

Did they tell him about the rabbits as they took him away?

[Anonymous No.10014685]

>>10014674
>Less
A highly educated man, I see

[Anonymous No.10014695]

>>10009402
I can handle everything except bewildered female boomers who miraculously manage to get in my way from the moment I get my trolley and try and enter the store through to when I'm trying to leave. I'm sure they're buying the same fucking shit they've always bought for 30 years but they have to stand perfectly in the middle of whatever area they are defiling with their presence for maximum denial of travel to anyone unfortunate enough to be shopping at the same time as them. And they seem to follow you because despite seeming to never move the second you turn into another aisle there they fucking are.
Would be easier shopping in a supermarket full of horses with blinders on.
Oh honourable mention for the occasional family of islanders (Ausfag?) that seem to do the same but they usually have the awareness to move unless they're chimping out about coke being on special or some shit.
Those fucking women though.

[Anonymous No.10014697]

2 year courtesy clerk here. 90% of you are subhuman mouth breathers who all deserve the chair. Why are people that shop at grocery stores so fucking retarded? I hope all of you shop on amazon from now on, cause droolers like you don't deserve to interact with normal human beings.

[Anonymous No.10014707]

>>10011007
>>10011030
Same. When I worked in the produce department I would always pull the stems off the avocados so they’d be black inside by the time someone bought them or knock the apples and pears against each other so they’d all have bruises. Also I once literally wiped my ass with part of a cabbage some boomer wanted cut into quarters so he could save 30 cents.

[Anonymous No.10014714]

>>10014697
Is it a coincidence that courtesy clerk shares an abbreviation with checkout chick?
Seriously though, I worked one job in customer service for less than a year and that was enough for me. I actually think most people were fine though but it's the fuckhorrible minority you tend to remember.
When some fuck comes up to you and opens their mouth you just know you're about to enter a world of retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.10014755]

>>10014714
Yeah basically, most people are fine normally, then they do some chromosome shit and you're just upset all day.

[Anonymous No.10014765]

>>10014697
you must be a fun person to party with (ehm sarcastic ehm)

[Anonymous No.10014767]

>>10014685
I'm not about to fucking count all the trannies and tech workers in the Bay Area, so yeah "less".

[Anonymous No.10014793]

>>10014755
The best is when it's a parent and their kid is involved. All normal logic just goes out the window.
I understand you're with your children but I still can't rearrange the fabric of the universe to accommodate you.

[Anonymous No.10014831]

>>10010382
How can you be more retarded that someone who has down syndrome

[Anonymous No.10014922]

Honestly I despised having to go shopping for groceries so much so that I just started using shipt lol

[Anonymous No.10015214]

>>10014668
Third worlders who don't have their own wells drilled buy bottles water.

[Anonymous No.10015226]

>>10010382
Yeah, that's the rule dumpass. It happened to me in college but I didn't sperg out. The person just doesn't want to get fired.

[Anonymous No.10015242]

>>10011356
It is not the customers who deserved you, but you who deserved the customers.

[Anonymous No.10015358]

>>10009480
>retarded cart collector sneaks up behind me while I'm loading my bags into the car
>he's maybe 300lbs of fat and over 6'2
>I turn around and jump out of my skin
>"HELLO I REMEMBER YOU FROM LAST TIME, I CAME FOR YOUR CART"
>still half full of bags
>"Thanks I'll return it when I'm done, don't worry"
>no response, he just stands there as I load up the rest
Weird

[Anonymous No.10015364]

>>10010051
>>10011125
>>10013302
>>10014677
Reddit as fuck

[Anonymous No.10015386]

>>10012996
>T. Branch Davidian sex basement dungeon survivor
Or just a shitposting Yuro

[Anonymous No.10015389]

>>10013264
This is not true

[Anonymous No.10015551]

>>10010413
You and your girlfriend are both faggots. I'm glad the based downie cucked you in front of her.

[Anonymous No.10016291]

>>10015389

[Anonymous No.10016293]

>>10010051
kek

[Anonymous No.10016654]

I have so goddamn many that I decided to break them into categories:

REGISTER:
----------------
>Fat black women running every register taking a fucking lifetime to scan each item; going 1/5 as fast as I can go in the self-checkout lane despite the fact that I've never even worked at a grocery store
>Having only 2 registers open while 400 people are waiting
>Fucking retard ahead of me trying to use gift card, EBT card, or some other form of fake currency that never works the first time and now we have to have the manager over to help plan what our next steps are
>Bitch ass faggot fucks taking 15 items into the 10 items or less line

CARTS:
-----------
>Shopping cart is metal
>Shopping cart won't stop pulling to the right
>Shopping cart squeaks
>No sanitary wipes available so that you don't get super-AIDS from the quasi-homeless person using the cart before you

WHILE SHOPPING:
--------------------------
>Blocking the fucking aisle staring at food like you've never seen it before while I'm trying to get through my grocery list
>Babies crying
>Stupid old women never watching where the fuck they're going
>Faggot soccer moms who think they have some god-given right to go in front of me without saying "Excuse me"
>Little queerboat stocking shelves won't move the fuck out of the way because apparently he's more important than you and is working on really critical things
>Useless halfwit asks if they can help you find anything and then has not even the slightest idea where anything is

[Anonymous No.10016661]

>>10016291
>it's time to stop posting
Why? Because he corrected you?

[Anonymous No.10016706]

>>10015389
I work for Wal-mart. If the child looks close enough to being an adult, we gotta heck ID. Infact, we actually have to check everyone's ID, even old people, but we don't do it if we think the managers aren't looking.

[Anonymous No.10016738]

>>10016654
>>Bitch ass faggot fucks taking 15 items into the 10 items or less line
i have seen some cashiers wave people over to that line if they arent busy so i learned to stop sweating over that.

[Anonymous No.10016785]

old people
>slow af
>they stand in aisles and take up the whole space
>their speech sounds so fucking annoying
>their slow in everything
>they always try to socialize with the fucking cashiers
>if you look exotic at all they will stare at you

[Anonymous No.10016800]

>>10010168
>Shoppers
Maryland detected, hope you picked up one of those fuck huge donuts.

[Anonymous No.10016821]

>>10016654
post a selfie

[Anonymous No.10016822]

>>10016661
>Hurr durr I can buy alcohol with minors in tow
You've already been corrected, several times, so stop.

[Anonymous No.10016829]

>>10016654
>Shopping cart is metal
I don't understand

[Anonymous No.10016837]

>>10016821
I did, it's right there.

>>10016829
Plastic is so much better.

[Anonymous No.10016851]

>>10016822
With random minors? No. If it's a parent with their children? Yes.

[Anonymous No.10016863]

When I'm too short to reach the cereal I want

[Anonymous No.10016896]

>>10016851
Want to know how everyone knows you're a pedophile?

[Anonymous No.10016951]

>>10011475
Literally have only seen fast cashiers at my hometown Aldi (Süd). At the Edeka and Marktkauf I regularly go to, every cashier always takes a look at every item turning it around till they find the barcode, then scan it. Every time. They even do it like that at all the Aldi Nord I've been to. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

[Anonymous No.10017159]

>>10012970
Parents can buy alcohol with their kids, hell they can even legally serve them in their home and in some places order them booze if it's before 9 and if they 14 or something. But if they're not their kid then no, fuck getting a multi thousand dollar fine and potentially lose my liquor license you nigger. The only people I encounter who routinely didn't have their ids were druggies, scumpunk fagfots and blacks so which drew of society are you?

[Anonymous No.10017190]

>>10010382
Kek even the retard knew you were an underage soyboy.

[Anonymous No.10017251]

>>10017159
I'm a druggie but I also happen to be old enough to also never need ID

[Anonymous No.10018156]

>>10017251
good for you bruh

[Anonymous No.10018168]

>>10016822
>>10016706
>everyone ITT is the same person or has encountered the same experiences
It's not the same in every state/province you idiots.

[Anonymous No.10018217]

>>10009487
Happened when I went to the grocery store recently. The surly black woman at the register said "Uhhh we have self checkout lines open over there" and huffed and puffed and snorted angrily all through the transaction when I insisted she do it.

[Anonymous No.10018280]

>>10016829
*CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG KACHUNKA KACHUNKA CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG*

[Anonymous No.10018334]

>>10018280
shopkos have these big awkward rubbermaid fuckers

i'd take the loudest, clangiest ghetto IGA cart in the world over one of these any day

[Anonymous No.10018341]

>>10013140
t. Retarted tranny
Fucking kill yourself you fucking tranny waste of space

[Anonymous No.10018364]

>>10018168
There are a lot of idiots in this thread who don't understsnd states have different laws regarding the sale of alcohol. For example, in TN, the law states every person buying alcohol must present valid ID, period. Does if make sense? Yeah, about as much sense as worshipping a 2000 year old jew sky pilot.

[Anonymous No.10018385]

>>10010122
I remember when I used to work as a cashier, sometimes you'd get a young white trash mother who let her screeching hellions fucking destroy the store, just grab shit off the shelves and throw it all over the place while she wasn't paying attention, and at the register when her kids were acting up she'd just look at me and laugh and give sort of a "kids will be kids" look, all while making pretty much no effort to get them to knock that shit off, and leaving us a mess throughout the store that took half an hour to clean up

[Anonymous No.10018404]

>>10012970
It varies from place to place, but here it's up to the store's discretion, if you give the cashier any reason to suspect you may be buying a restricted product for a minor we have to ID them too, but like if it's pretty obvious that the teenager is just your kid who went to the store with you, only a cashier with a real stick up his ass will give you a hard time

When I used to cashier, the only time I ever actually did this was when this old lady asked her 17 year old grandson, in line, right in front of me, very much in earshot, what kind of cigarettes he wanted, and then got all indignant and huffy when I told her that I needed to see his ID too

We were actually supposed to if a young person carried a product to the counter too, like if a teenager carries the case of beer up to the counter that's supposed to be grounds for suspicion, but in my experience it was usually just someone asking their kid to do them a favor and hold it for them and completely innocent so as long as the manager wasn't in earshot I'd just tell them I'm going to let it slide but you should be careful with that next time because other people might give you a hard time for it

[chop No.10018405]

>>10013140
Tranny porn is my shit

[Anonymous No.10018408]

>>10018168
>>10018364
And what do you think the state laws were where retard tried to buy the beer from the downy cashier?

[Anonymous No.10018429]

>>10011360
I've worked in a produce section with a full grown adult who would purposefully damage our product - stabbing violently through apple and citrus boxes with knives multiple times and then asking us "You think I got anything?"

God help his wife and 2 year old child.

[Anonymous No.10018478]

For me, it's the McChicken.

[Anonymous No.10018781]

>>10009402
>mfw stuck behind a single parent who can't speak English paying with a SNAP card with 3 young kids playing on tablets.

I wish I could say this is an isolated incident.

[Anonymous No.10018785]

>>10010941
>going to the store on the first of the month
Retard. You only have yourself to blame.

[Anonymous No.10019801]

>>10018341
where did all this tranny talk come from? wtf is wrong with you anons

[Anonymous No.10019811]

>>10019801
you, anons*

[Anonymous No.10019875]

>>10018781
I'll take the kids playing with tablets over the ones running around screaming and throwing things.

[Anonymous No.10019903]

>>10019801
Speedrunning convention.

[Anonymous No.10020237]

>>10014695
>islanders (Ausfag?)
Yes, we live on a big island but we prefer the term Australians or Aussies.

[Anonymous No.10020273]

>>10020237
>t. newfag

[Anonymous No.10020275]

>>10020273
t. rudefag

[Anonymous No.10020285]

>>10020275
lmao you mad? welcome for 4 Chan new faggot.

[Anonymous No.10020292]

>>10020285
Tell me I'm a naughty boy

[Anonymous No.10020294]

>>10011475
>>10011617
Can any aldi cashiers confirm if this is in the training or not? In the aldis i've been to in the UK the cashiers are all middle aged women who scan shit lightning fast

[Anonymous No.10020309]

>>10020294
not a cashier but a customers perspective

>middle aged woman
yes

>scan shit lightning fast
yes

I live in the US and that is the same over here.

[Anonymous No.10020510]

>>10009480
>>10009557
>>10010382
>>10014216

[Anonymous No.10020656]

>>10016785
t. shitskin

[Anonymous No.10021945]

>>10020294
yes, the registers report statistics about how fast they scan. they keep low manning and the cashiers are also the stockers so they're expected to work quickly.

[Anonymous No.10023766]

>>10009565
>>10009589
>>10010477
>>10011031
I steal all the time when doing self-checkout. It's easy as fuck haha.

[Anonymous No.10023823]

>>10023766
Thanks for the price going up for people who actually pay. from what I have heard is stores have a fund for pathetic shoplifters like you.

[Anonymous No.10023850]

>>10009402
Just the pretty cashiers who smile at you prettily but you know they're only doing it because it's their job to be polite, so you get happy and sad at the same time.

[Anonymous No.10023882]

>>10023850
I don't have this problem. when a qt stares at me 9/10 times they mess with their hair after looking at me. so they make me feel good when I see that lel.

[Anonymous No.10024001]

>>10009402
The nigs who bring their fucking children while they go shopping,and let them run around the entire store like retards.

[Anonymous No.10024004]

>>10023882
>mess with their hair
Uh, dude you know that's a subconcious maneuver by wenches to indicate you can fuck that night if you play your cards right?

[Anonymous No.10024091]

>>10024004
I know haha

[Anonymous No.10024401]

>>10011265
I was at a store trying to get a rare-er food item to make christmas dinner. That's when I really scared myself:

Was in the store trying to get this shit. The store was packed wall to wall. I'd driven 30 miles to get here through the worst of holiday shopping traffic. And here was this fucking moose of a downey meandering in front of me.

I rammed him with the cart. I didn't even think about it. Just a 'move, bitch get out da way' maneuver. He looked really shocked and emotionally hurt. But he -did- get out of my way.

Fuck, man. I never knew I had that in me.

[Anonymous No.10024989]

>buy 2 get one free
NO I only need one

[Anonymous No.10024994]

>>10024989
>buy you bought six...

[Anonymous No.10025045]

Have too many stories from the 5 years in grocery but this is always annoying

>wear color of store shirt into pick up some stuff
>work requires business casual so whatever
>yes I need help finding where the X is
>Uhh I don't work here
>What?
>I don't work here
>I've seen you around are you on break?
>No I don't work here
>Well do you know someone who does?
>I dunno sorry
>walk away getting stared down

[Anonymous No.10025055]

>>10025045
share some stories pls

[Anonymous No.10025084]

>>10025055
Told this one a couple times but
>Store doesn't sell booze of any kind past 11:45
>Dude runs in "EY MAN CAN I STILL BY BOOZE?"
>Uhh not past 11:45, but 711 sells till midnight right across the street.
>it's 11:43 or some shit I forget but unless he races he isn't making it and tell him this
>Ight man looks like I got time
>goes past 11:45, dude no where to be found
>11:56
>Ight man right dis up
>uh I can't but you could RUN across the street and maybe get some at 711
>Hey you told me I had time!
>tries to debate me I try to scan show him that it won't let me
>Ayo call the manager up here
>wastes the whole time bitching past 12
>now can't buy alcohol anywhere except a bar
>complains about how we don't follow the law even though the state gives the right to stop sales of alcohol at any time it chooses as long as it stops at midnight

[Anonymous No.10025100]

>>10010382
The law is dumb as shit because even if you were underage, you could just have your gf buy the shit but without going through the checkout with them. It doesn't really prevent this shit from happening unless the underager is a total dumbshit. They could just tell them what they want ahead of time, so not too useful as a preventative of underage drinking.

90% of these dips would welcome a police baton into their anus if it meant obeying the law.

[Anonymous No.10025109]

>>10025100
It's to block the retards who don't actually use their brains like that poster. Seriously, all I would do is hand someone a 20-25, tell them to go get booze and what kind let them keep the change when I was young. Usually they'd make 5-8 bucks

[Anonymous No.10025135]

I used to work in a grocery store. It was fine, but eventually I found out how much dick the job sucked. Here are my least favorite things about working there:
1. Doing Carts: Basically, an hour of smashing around carts. Sounds fun, until you remember that it's Sunday, and everybody is shopping. And the managers expect all carts to be IN.
2. Bagging: I don't have too much beef, until you tell me to do Double Paper INSIDE plastic, and make it lightweight. That just pisses me off. That and you just become braindead sometimes.
3. Hours: The hours I had would fluctuate, so it was always different. But of course, my boneheaded manager would call me, asking where I should be. Every time, I'm off work. I tell her to check the schedule. "OH SOWWY ABOWT DAT ANON."
I quit before I had a full year. I just thought the place sucked, and I worked waaay too hard for my money. Long story short, beware working at a supermarket.

[Anonymous No.10025160]

>>10009543
Loxist faggot

[Anonymous No.10025196]

>>10014443
simple solution.
stop shopping at walmart or any other unethical corporate store
and if it's corporate it's basically all of them.
convince all friends/family you can to also stop supporting it

we need a revolution

[Anonymous No.10025206]

>>10025109
I remember when I was underage I would find a hobo standing by the freeway and tell him to meet me at the liquor store. I would give him cash and he would go in and buy us our mikes hard lemonade or whatever girly shit wedrankback them. I was always afraid we would get ripped off, but we never did.

[Anonymous No.10025207]

>>10019875
>snap
>3 kids on tablets
EBT needs to be fucking removed, I fucking hate it

[Anonymous No.10025233]

>>10009557
taxes. You can tell how scummy someone is by the staff the hire.

[Anonymous No.10025255]

>>10025207
Eh, you can get a shitty little tablet for 40-60 bucks now, and fucking grandma probably got it for them anyway. The money doesn't bother me at all, it's that you're turning these kids into anti social anxiety cases before they even hit 5

[Anonymous No.10025265]

>>10025255
true enough I guess, but it doesn't change the fact I hate these jobless losers leeching off of EBT by people who actually work. Surprise I'm one of those corporate wagecucks.

I hate going into grocery seeing people buy cereal soda all frozen food and shitty junk on EBT all whilst I know my tax dollars support this shit. idc if they starve on the street or their kids, they should work to feed them not sit on the couch

[Anonymous No.10025279]

>>10025265
or make it so EBT could only allow lazy fucks to buy rice and bread but nothing else. test them to see if they're truly in need or not.

[Anonymous No.10025440]

>>10025196
>muh unions!
>muh living wage!

[Anonymous No.10025457]

>>10025109
5-8 dollars? I never do it for anything less than a blowjob. I'll settle for a handjob if it's a particularly attractive female.

[Anonymous No.10025482]

>>10009402
>"where's [insert item here]?"
>it's on [insert aisle here]
>"no it's not, I checked"
>show them that it is indeed in that aisle
>"oh, well you didn't tell me it'd be THERE"
it's especially bad with the bread aisle
almost the entire aisle is bread
how do you fuck up that badly

[Anonymous No.10025546]

>>10025482
some more:

>store closes at midnight
>some idiots walk in at 11:58
>ask them if they need help finding anything
>"nah, we're good"
>have to watch them meander around for 10 minutes while ignoring every announcement that we're closing

>customer asks about a sale
>it's no longer going on, usually they're two or three weeks past
>"well then, I guess I'm just going home, then"
>leaves cart full of shit in the middle of the aisle that I then have to place back on the shelves or dispose of

>stocking milk
>delivery day, so all the gallons have the same date
>80% of people still dig around through the milk and leave random gallons in other spots while trying to find the latest date
>all while I'm trying to fill the shelves
>end up having to leave the milk cooler on several different occasions just to place gallons back where they belong

>slack-jawed backroom idiots refuse to do their jobs
>ask for the cardboard baler to be emptied so that we can finish clearing out the empty boxes
>"can't one of y'all do that?"
>no, the keys for the machinery only go to backroom employees and the backroom team is the only team that's trained on how to use it
>"ugh, fine, I'll be there in a minute"
>20 minutes later
>call again
>"I said I'm on my way, hold on"
>takes another 5 minutes, finally comes and says that the baler doesn't need to be taken out yet
>show him that we literally can't fit any more boxes in the machine
>"ugh, fine"

>get a call that the reshop bin is full
>stop stocking frozen food to go collect it
>have to put the rest of the pulled stock back in the freezer in the back so that it doesn't go out of temp
>make my way up to the reshop area
>it's two items

[Anonymous No.10025563]

Worked at a grocery store for a year when I was younger.
>working on cash
>old boomer faggot comes through till
>tells me he found mayonnaise that was expired on the shelf
>claims that this means he should get a discount
>tell him that isn't a policy here
>"No, I know you're wrong, call the manager"
>call manager who proceeds to tell him no such policy exists
>as manager leaves he grumbles that me and my manager are both wrong
>he forgets something as he's leaving
>don't tell him
also
>those people that smell like they haven't washed in weeks
>old Chinese people are very nice while the young ones treat you like a subhuman
>those fatties buying cartons of icecream and chips
>faggots in grocery deciding they don't want to bring back carts or price check for the cashiers
>that woman that yelled at me for how I put her bags onto the till claiming I threw them at her
>those kids who get pissy when they can't buy alcohol because they're friend doesn't have ID

[Anonymous No.10025575]

You have a job. You are paid to do said job. Stop whinning and do your fucking job. Literal slaves don't bitch this much.

[Anonymous No.10025576]

>>10025563
What if a 30 year old woman comes in with her ten year old son? Do you check his ID? How do you know she isn't buying that booze for her son? She could be. Some mothers would.

[Anonymous No.10025586]

>>10025576
Did you read what I said? If kids come through with alcohol you have to check for ID.

[Anonymous No.10025592]

>>10025563
That old boomer story reminded me of this one customer we used to get when I used to cashier at a drugstore

I live in Michigan and we have this law they call the bounty law, where if you get overcharged in a store you are entitled to get back the difference plus 5 dollars (it was actually a specific formula like 10 times the difference not exceeding 5 dollars or less than 1 dollar, but pretty much every store just makes it a flat 5 dollars every time so they don't have to fuss with it), but stores generally never actually do this unless you specifically ask for it during the return, most people either don't know the law exists or know shit happens and are content to just get the difference

This grumpy old fuck made it his mission to always almost exclusively buy items with ambiguous signage or sale wording and he'd never say anything about it until after you cashed him out and printed the receipt so he could go "Gotcha, you owe me 5 dollars now", so whenever I rang him up I had to make extra sure he was getting the proper sale price and cross my fingers that he didn't pick out something that had a sale sign from last week in front of it that got missed by mistake

It's not like I get penalized for this kind of thing if it does happen, but I can't authorize a cash-out for the bounty law thing so I have to process a return and call a manager over and it takes twice as long to get him out the door and usually there's a line behind him so I have to get someone else to drop what they're doing and help ring and it's just a headache

[Anonymous No.10025599]

>>10025576
Here it's up to discretion and if we think it's pretty obvious that it's their kid we don't have to ID them, there's room to give benefit of the doubt on that, as long as there's nothing to raise suspicion like the kid being the one carrying the booze, or the parent asking them what kind they want or etc

It varies from place to place

[Anonymous No.10025614]

>>10025265
I dunno, seems like such a stupid thing to bitch about. 5$ worth of oatmeal is the same price as 5$ worth of orange soda. I know it's not like you give a shit about their health. Meanwhile, the military is shitting away billions into a black hole into the desert. You can't make people make healthy choices. At least those kids can get a halfway decent meal at school.

[Anonymous No.10025636]

>>10025265
Also, I have also had useless sisters in law living with me at times. They sucked at finding jobs, so they contributed to the household by using their food stamps for luxury foods. We made sushi, cakes for my kids birthdays, fancy cheeses and pizza toppings. This was how they paid me for their rent.someone wants to look at me dirty, I'll mad dog them right back. We are making sushi, we are following our bliss!
>>10025279
That's called WIC

[Anonymous No.10025656]

>>10025592
That wouldn't happen today. Computers are now able to figure that shit automatically, old timer.

[Anonymous No.10025671]

>>10025636
I don't see what the problem would be. You must have been paying for their everyday food, so it wouldn't have had a downward impact on economic growth. Probably the opposite. You were kind of ripped off, actually, desu.

[Anonymous No.10025674]

>>10025592
If I was the manager I would just ban the guy from the store. It's a private establishment and he's a pest. Fuck that bastard.

[Anonymous No.10025677]

>>10010382
you know we have a policy in supermarkets to not sell alcohol if we think it's an adult buying for a minor right? should have kept walking

[Anonymous No.10025688]

>>10025636
>tax payer money
you don't get it, do you? people using EBT are buying you off with tax dollars. I know plenty of people who sell their EBT money at half price to get cash, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.10025704]

>>10025575
>come into a thread specifically designed to allow people to vent their frustrations
>"stop bitching you guys are such pussies"

I'd rather be a pussy than a retard

[Anonymous No.10025727]

>>10025688
Oh it gets better, you can now get cash back. Say hjauquanishka wants some swisher sweets but only has her ebt. She can buy her coke brand coke and get $40 taken off her card and the clerk gives her cash then she buys her cancer sticks. Yay welfare!

[Anonymous No.10025734]

>>10009402
I have a lot of triggers, but the worst is when they put Secret 'vark on the top shelf. Ffs, I'm only 5'3" >_<

[Anonymous No.10025735]

Pajeets. They will hangout around the eggs and start trying to find double yolkers and make a dozen box of them, whilst touching almost every egg with their filthy fucking hands in the process. Luckily the manager put a sign up stating you'll get banned for doing so. They act stupid when you try to point the sign out. They also try to haggle the prices down at the meat counter and get infuriated when told that's not how it works.

[Anonymous No.10025740]

>>10025727
I have known someone who gets tax money back on being on being on ssi. it's fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10025785]

>>10025740
my point is, how can someone get a tax return on tax. why the fuck does a lowlife get extra tax money on tax money. fucking loosers, man.

[Anonymous No.10025794]

>>10025735
>can't haggle
>must tip
>welcome to america

[Anonymous No.10025795]

>>10025785
Because their "job" is to vote Dem.

[Anonymous No.10025828]

>>10025795
sadly, you're right.

[Anonymous No.10025839]

>>10025795
If they don't have an income, a tax return is worth nothing to them.

[Anonymous No.10025841]

>>10025794

[Anonymous No.10025842]

>>10025839
I mean tax deduction, which I presume is what >>10025785 meant. Stop dragging me into your financial illiteracy, anon.

[Anonymous No.10025853]

>>10025656
Price tags can still be misplaced however. e-ink displays can't come soon enough.

[Anonymous No.10025859]

>>10009402
people who park their trolley in the middle of an isle while they gork mindlessly at something

[Anonymous No.10025868]

>>10010494
I feel that so hard

[Anonymous No.10025933]

>>10025671
No, that was my point. I was totally on board. People bitchingabout what people buy with EBT can suck eggs. I used my money for essentials and to help support my SiL, and she hooked me up with luxuries. I was saying people shouldn't be so quick to judge. >>10025727
>>10025688
No. I dontgive two shits. Bitching about EBT is full retard when you consider all the ways the federal government pisses your money away. I've seen it. I've worked for the DoD and on military bases. Getting your panties in a bunch for how Shaniqua uses her food stamps is a pathetic scapegoAt.

[Anonymous No.10025968]

>>10025656
That's the thing though, the computer doesn't know if someone in the store accidentally left up an old sale sticker or left last week's sale circular in the rack by the door, and we are obligated by policy to provide the lowest posted price, even if the sign said in fine print that it ended on saturday at the bottom

[Anonymous No.10026390]

>>10009402
>when they leave the bread out in storage for days before putting it on the shelves
>when the workers are lazy
>when the workers are all Indians (racist hiring)

[Anonymous No.10026480]

>>10025265
I don't give a shit unless they clog up the express lane with 30 items.

[Anonymous No.10026496]

>>10012970
I highly doubtful it. I worked at a grocery store when I was in high school and that literally never happened. And I've never been to a store that has done that. The only time they ask for both people's IDs is if someone young looking is buying alcohol with someone that is around their age.

[Anonymous No.10026508]

>>10026390
>when they leave the bread out in storage for days before putting it on the shelves
The shelf life of bread is one day. I don't doubt you would be pissed if someone brought out days old bread, but that doesn't happen in real life so it's a silly peeve to have.

[Anonymous No.10026513]

>>10012970

I highly doubtful it. I worked at a grocery store when I was in high school and that literally never happened. And I've never seen that happen in a store. The only time they ask for both people's IDs is if someone young looking is buying alcohol with someone that looks to be around their age.

[Anonymous No.10026516]

>>10012970
No, they only ID others if it's a young looking person buying with someone around their age.

[Anonymous No.10026521]

>>10018364
>every person buying alcohol must present valid ID, period
Just the person buying it, or their kids as well?

[Hunter 3-1 Actual No.10026608]

>>10026508
>one day bread
>spotted the urobean

[Anonymous No.10026609]

>>10026608
>bread older than one day
Spotted the third world country.

[Hunter 3-1 Actual No.10026611]

>>10026609
>not advancing bread technology to a point that it lasts decades
>not going to the moon

Are you eben trying urobean?

[Anonymous No.10026632]

>>10026611
>being this butthurt
I don't even have to try.

[Hunter 3-1 Actual No.10026647]

>>10026632
>don't eben have to try

The e.u. at work cu/ck/s and germs

Bet you eben say umami instead of savory

[Anonymous No.10026652]

>>10009402
That's why I shop at Whole Foods
You pay a premium to not have to rub shoulders with the riff raff

[Hunter 3-1 Actual No.10026658]

>>10026652
But you still have to rub shoulders with hipsters and hippy liberals...

[Anonymous No.10026685]

>>10026658
Depends on which one you go to
Hipsters will go to the one near the hipster neighborhoods
The one I go to is usually just regular middle-class+ folk

[Anonymous No.10026741]

>>10026608
>>10026611
>>10026647
>>10026658
Back to your containment board
>>>/k/

[Hunter 3-1 Actual No.10026760]

>>10026741
>implying. Can't like foods and gatz

[Anonymous No.10026765]

>>10026760
The topics aren't the problem :^]

[Hunter 3-1 Actual No.10026775]

>>10026765
So what ate you saying? You don't like me Hunter 3-1 Actual?

[Anonymous No.10026961]

>>10025100
underagers are usually dumbshits

[Anonymous No.10027026]

>>10026508
It's not. I called in and asked if they had bagels, they told me the date they were being delivered. I showed up two days later and they had to go get them from out back. Then, a few weeks later there were no bagels again and I asked a store clerk and again they just went and got them from out back.

[Anonymous No.10027047]

>>10011818
In my county it can come on any of the first 9 days depending on your card number you can't really avoid it

[Anonymous No.10027095]

>30yo dude
>have autonomic neuropathic issues
>can't eat much, have to maximize calories to carbs/fiber or gas gets stuck in my digestive system and causes vasovagal attacks
>standing/walking also becomes excruciating after long periods of time (30-45mins)
>random 300lb lardbeast of a woman tells me I need to eat more and, shit you not, dumps a party-sized package of glazed donuts into my cart
>which breaks open and goes all over my groceries
>she teehees, gives a half-hearted apology, and waddles off
>had to spend another half hour re-getting the groceries that had been coated in glazed donuts in agony

I fucking despise fat people.

[Anonymous No.10027109]

>>10009402
What do you have against grocery cart stow-aways? They are simply lokking to move towards a better aisle. They bear you no ill will.

[Anonymous No.10027121]

>>10027095
a-are you gonna died

[Anonymous No.10027147]

>>10027121
Nah, it's maintained damage, not genetic or anything. It's just a pain until I can get my doctors to admit I can't manage a normal life without it. It's stupid, I have really great insurance that would cover fixing it, but they won't abuse it. Makes no sense. Beyond the pain, being 145lbs at 6'1" sucks too, look like a colorized Auschwitz photo.

[Anonymous No.10027172]

People who haggle over prices at the check out

Like literally the other day I was in the express checkout at the grocery store and this blonde bitch with the "can I speak to your manager" haircut held up the line for maybe 5-10 minutes over paper towels ringing in as more expensive than she thought they were supposed to be, the climax was when her and two cashiers pulled out a flier and walked across the store to check the shelf. It turned out she didn't have the right kind and she just bought the shit she picked up at normal price

[Anonymous No.10027174]

>>10027147
:(

[Anonymous No.10027196]

>>10012975
This is the most blatant lie I think I've seen on the website in a long time.

[Anonymous No.10027222]

>>10012975
For the love of god those are the worst places in America.

[Anonymous No.10027223]

>>10018341
Hi quake

[Anonymous No.10027270]

>>10025100
It keeps stupider ones from getting the alcohol

[Anonymous No.10027299]

>Grocery stores outlawing the use of your own carts/bags while shopping
Seriously fuck these guys...I walk/take public transit, so I use my china lady grocery cart to shop so I know exactly how much I can get so I don't overfill it and can actually roll the fucker home. Also they take up MUCH less space than a fucking big ass shopping cart, so when fucking management forces people to use the big ass ones, not only do I have a harder time guessing what will fit and what won't, but there are more people, taking up WAY more space

[Anonymous No.10027518]

>>10023766
Haha. Cool story mark

[Anonymous No.10027581]

>>10027299
>Grocery stores
>Outlawing
What kind of fucked up corporatocracy country do you live in?

[Anonymous No.10027661]

Backroom worker/stocker, here.
Customers can either make your day or break your day.
>Downstocking the cereal aisle
>things are going great, making good time, not many people in the aisle to slow me down
>All of a sudden some kid, sprinting full speed with his cart turns the corner right where the fuck I am
>Manage to grab the cart from the front before he murders me.
>His mom comes around the corner and says some soft bullshit like "ok no more of that" I look at this lady like she's crazy
>Kid is covering his eyes with 1 hand, he KNOWS he fucked up.
>his dad comes around the corner, furious
>he keeps screaming at the kid to apologize to me
>the kid keeps refusing and covering his eyes
>Dad says OK YOU KNOW WHERE YOURE GOIN "and throws him into the basket
>Kid legit rees, still covering his eyes
>Dad slaps the shit out of the kid and tells him to apologize again
>The kid looks up at me and screams sorry
>Turns out he had downs syndrome

[Anonymous No.10027668]

>>10014197
Tax money
They get some good write offs for employing disabled people.

[Anonymous No.10027676]

>>10027661
Are you bitching about the kid or the responsible parent?

[Anonymous No.10027680]

>>10010382
Literally the law by me to do this.
Its pretty fun to watch old people and young shitters get assblasted because they think that as soon as they've turned 21 they don't need to bring their ids when they go with someone to get liquor.

[Anonymous No.10027687]

>>10027676
The kid, although the parents shouldn't have been letting him sprint around with the cart.

[Anonymous No.10027795]

>>10010406
You Orwellian scum deserve the rope

[Anonymous No.10027815]

>>10012833
>the absolute state of the United States

[Anonymous No.10027823]

>>10027661
>Turns out he had downs syndrome
That's just sad. Parents should never abuse disabled kids like this.

[Anonymous No.10027847]

>>10027687
Sounds like the father was letting the mom handle the kid until the kid really fucked up and the father had to handle shit.

[Anonymous No.10027924]

>>10027823
I agree, they should have been processed into recyclable meat at birth

[Anonymous No.10027940]

>>10012975
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.10027962]

>>10027924
Downs syndrome people are innocent and deserve to be loved

[Anonymous No.10027963]

>>10027924
do what the Roman Empire did. retard=ded at birth.

[Anonymous No.10027972]

>>10014443
shop at winco instead.

[Anonymous No.10027980]

>>10027972
I love getting my walnuts and almonds over there for the price of bird seed.

[Anonymous No.10027982]

>>10014767
If you can count the object, the word you use is "fewer", if you can't count the object, you use less. Stop trying to justify your retarded grammar mistake.

[Anonymous No.10027989]

>>10009402
>>10009402
My grievance is when dipshit highschool kids and/or college kids go to Walmart on weekend nights to use it as their personal playground. Seriously, why? My guess is they're too lame to get invited to any parties. Still, they could just have their own parties or something. Hell, go get drunk and laid on a dirt road like a normal fuckwit if you don't have a house to tear up.
>It's just a prank, brah.
No, you're an immature loser that is damaging goods and fucking up other people's work. Like their job isn't bullshit enough.
ALSO, I keep getting
>Error:Upload failed.
bullshit.

[Anonymous No.10028001]

>>10027982
what if counting the object is depressing. no one gives a shit

[Anonymous No.10028011]

>Ralphs at 2am
>Self checkout closed
>1 register open
>Need to buy 2 things
>20 people in line
Why this?

[Anonymous No.10028017]

>>10028011
>Why this?
It's two AM and the alcoholics need booze like normal people.

[Anonymous No.10028190]

>>10027989
kids nowadays learn from youtube shits that fucking with people irl is cool so they all go outside and act like retards

[Anonymous No.10028243]

>>10009480
last time there was this kinda qt girl who had tourettes
she jumped up and down and went "aahh!" for like a second every minute

[Anonymous No.10028251]

>>10009480
last time there was this kinda qt girl who had tourettes
she jumped up and down and went "aahh!" for like a second every minute

[Anonymous No.10028279]

>>10009480
last time there was this kinda qt girl who had tourettes
she jumped up and down and went "aahh!" for like a second every minute

[Anonymous No.10028334]

>>10028279
we got it the first two times you posted this

[Anonymous No.10028355]

>>10028334
its not my fault 4chan is fucking up, got error messages everytime

[Anonymous No.10028677]

>>10025265
Why does everyone in the "corporate world" hate welfare so fucking much.
It literally doesn't impact anyone. Just yesterday my coworker made a blanket statement that all people on welfare who don't work choose not to and like that simply isn't true.
Who gives a shit if someone uses government assistance, fuck it I don't care if someone abuses it. We spend a lot more money on killing kids in a third world country then we do on helping our own citizens.

[Anonymous No.10029194]

>>10028677
>t. woke leech

[Anonymous No.10029381]

>>10010457
Not them, but you're fucking severely lacking some chromosomes bud.

[Anonymous No.10029423]

>>10017251
Kek. Whatever you say, kid

[Anonymous No.10029591]

>>10018341
>retarted

[Anonymous No.10029603]

>>10024401
if this thread is divided between people who have a right to complain and people who are generating those complaints, you fall very directly in the latter group.