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>be me
>22 years old 400lb enlightened christcuck slayer reddit elder god
>walk into ye olde canteen (7-11)
>greet the bar hand (apu)
In reality the poor Indian shop clerk is noticing this type 2 planetoid waddling towards the drink isle mumbling about "muh sip"
>accidently bump into the side of a drink fridge leave a grease imprint
>finally make it to the enlightened gentlemans drink section
>full throttle, red bull, rockstar etc.
>notice theres no monster only "peace tea"
>thisismylastresort.jpg
>let out a thundrous REEEEEEEEEEEEEE as i let my bowels empty themselves on the convenience store flore
>NNNNEEEEEDDDDD SIIIIIPPPPPPYYYYY
>fling around doritos and smear shit all over the drink fridges
>run up to the condiment cabinet
>shove three handfuls of relish in my mouth
>take an apartment guide
>walk to cvs

Any of you guys notice since mcdonalds always serves breakfast its not as appetizing anymore?

>> No.9991407

>Any of you guys notice since mcdonalds always serves breakfast its not as appetizing anymore?
stopped reading there

>> No.9991443

>>9991401
For me, it's the 20 cents per post.

>> No.9991463

>>9991407
>implying sippers are overweight

A lot of projecting there redbully
Stay jelly

>> No.9991472

>>9991401
>reddit elder god
>inconveniencing a pooloo at all
does not compute
Also I feel like mcdicks dropped the quality on their breakfast. I usually only get it in the mornings and ive noticed a decline. Compared to bk its pure shit. Either that or bk really stepped their breakfast game up, that shit if fucking flame.

>> No.9991478
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9991478

>>9991463
>so fat he can't even quote the right post.
Also, I don't know whether you're >>9991463 or >>9991401 but either way stop samefagging.

>> No.9991493
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9991493

>>9991478
>being this stupid

Non sippers are so easy to spot

>> No.9991505

>>9991472
>pooloo

Wow pretty racist anon

Maybe if you step back and grab a monster sugar free you wouldnt be so blinded by your bigotry

>> No.9991511

>>9991493
What?

>> No.9991535

>>9991511
Being an astute sipper as myself and seeing as you replied so quickly it is safe to assume you are OP bumping your own thread

>> No.9991554

>>9991535
Do you not know how to read the replies / images / posters / page counter on the bottom right?

>> No.9991574

>>9991554
>yeah i totally just didnt change my ip real quick i swear

Likely story