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9978882 No.9978882 [Reply] [Original]

>he follows a recipe
>says he can "cook"
lmao

>> No.9978992

Cooks follows recipes
Chefs create

>> No.9979002

i love her

>> No.9979434
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>>9978882
>that finger will never be your dick

>> No.9979460

>>9978882
by all accounts she is a huge asshole, weird as fuck, and she isn't even really all that pretty
so why does my peener feel funny every time i see her

>> No.9979472
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>>9979460
idk about asshole but she is defo pretty and kinda weird

>> No.9979481

>>9979460
she's too skinny and her face is weird, she's like a 2/10. I would only bang her if we were the last two Aryans on earth

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>>9979481
you are a faggot, no question
now check em

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>>9979495

>> No.9979534

>>9978882
>follows a recipe he has created
>thinks he can cook

>> No.9979548

>>9979460
I've heard she's needy and spoiled. And if she didn't have a stylist, she would be plain at best. Maybe in my younger day I would go blindly for a make up produced pretty girl, but I guess at this point all I see is red flags. The work that would be involved to keep that happy and looking good would totally out weigh the good parts of having her as a girlfriend.

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>>9979434
>that mouth will never be my butthole

>> No.9979553

>>9979481
>too skinny

When's the last time you saw her? Nu-tay is thicc as shit

>> No.9979554

>>9978882
a lot of retards can't even follow a recipe these days

>> No.9979580

>>9979434
it's a size you can aspire to, anon

>> No.9979600

>>9979580
That was a pretty good burn, anon.

>> No.9979614

>>9979600
thank you, anon

>> No.9979641

>>9978992
big if true

>> No.9979664

Yes that's how cooking works surprisingly it's not very hard.

>> No.9979742

>vanity
>a cook
Fun and might actually be useful.
>vanity
>a chief
Obnoxious.

Pictures and recipes are good for approximations and new ideas as well as cost control. They are helpful in a kitchen but not everything. Except baking, fuck baking, fuck backing without a recipe and climate control. Fuck.

>> No.9981341

>>9979641
Reddit.

>> No.9981350

>>9978882
Cooking is not a skill you have to train your whole life for.

It's applying heat to food. Being a chef is another story, obviously.

>> No.9981620

>>9979523
i saved that for the faggot resident dubs checker
thanks

>> No.9981678

>>9978882
using recipes set foundations, it's like science, learn how it works before you continue creating

>> No.9981702

I usually skim over recipes to take a mental note of the most basic ingredients and then eyeball it as I make. Basically just check it to see what goes with what. Then laugh at the footymum comments.

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>>9981350
Genuinely this.

>> No.9981718

>>9979550
i would unironically sell everything i have to have taylor swift stick her finger in my butthole

>> No.9981719

>>9979641
my dick is over 9 inches long

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post more taytay cooking

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>> No.9981753

>>9978882
>Uses a fire to heat his food
>says he can "cook"

>> No.9981816
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>> No.9981855

heh, seems like she really cooks. Is it a hobby for her?

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>>9981855
she adopts basically every aspect of femininity she can, I doubt she's very serious about it

>> No.9981905

>Taylor Swift will never cook a meal for you

why bother living?

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>>9981905
so you can look at her legs

>> No.9982046

>>9981866
oh no, there's an ugly goblin sneaking up on taytay!

>> No.9982061

What's wrong with using recipes for shit you don't know how to cook? If you work in catering, you have to cook to their specification anyway

What I hate is people who use timers

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>>9982046
>ywn sneak up behind taytay and put your hand up her skirt

>> No.9982092

>>9982078
Fucking will if I ever see her irl. She was in a beach in the uk near me not long ago, I walk there frequently. If id been there I’d have been in prison now, still smiling.

>> No.9982328

>>9979495
>>9979523
Your doing it wrong

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>>9982078
he could do it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKRqDq-AUmU

Taylor Swift could never be as good looking as this little boy, admit it, faggots.

>> No.9982370

>>9982347
You just KNOW

>> No.9982383

>>9982347
is that a shoop?

>> No.9982473

Recipes are only necessary for certain baking and pastries...breads cakes pies etc...where specific ratios are critical to the proper outcome.

Otherwise cooking is about methods and techniques not recipes. You either know how to cook or you dont.

>> No.9982476

>>9979481
that's what all trannies look like

>> No.9982524

>>9982383
yes unless she deleted it and by "she" I mean the intern at her PR firm that runs her twitter

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>>9982354
Go put on a dress and eat some shit, faggot.

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>>9978882
>uses 4 chords
>says she can "compose"
lmao

>> No.9982932

>>9981719
pic please?

>> No.9983105
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9983105

>uses makeup
>"beautiful"

>> No.9984457

>>9983105
Still smash/10

>> No.9984576

>>9983105
this is just about the least shocking "no make up" picture I've seen. It looks like the exact same person just without make up.

Do you think people believe eyeshadow is real?

>> No.9984605

>>9983105
She looks very pretty in the second picture.

>> No.9984624

>>9983105
this butter be bait

>> No.9984641

>>9983105
>removes makeup
>still super hot
TayTay remains elite.

>> No.9984763

>>9978882
Thats still cooking fuck wad !

>> No.9984790

>>9979472
Incorrect.

>> No.9984826

>>9978882
Better than nothing, better than being a takeaway fag for your whole life.

>> No.9984854

All this ebola ass board talks about is burgers and other "foodie" shit. Cooking skills don't really play a part in anything here lol

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>>9983105
>Is literally perfect without make up
Roasties on suicide watch

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>>9984790
get fucked m8

>> No.9985465

>>9985160
Look at those saggy ass flabby knees. That shit is disgusting. Fucking white wenches look like they're 40 when they're 25, no wonder we're all breeding with asians nowadays.

>> No.9985566

>>9985465
Fuck off Louis

>> No.9985804

>>9985566
What?

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>>9978882

>> No.9986923

>>9978882
considering most people these days, millennials and boomers alike, can't even follow a fucking recipe, I'd say that's something to be proud of

>> No.9986928

>>9982473
This.
They really only help when you're learning how to cook.
If there's a specific dish I want to make, sometimes I'll look up different recipes and variations just to get ideas, but I really don't follow recipes anymore. You'll reach a point where you just know what you're doing.

>> No.9986940

>>9978882
go away jack

>> No.9987200

>>9986928
You're a pretender.

>> No.9987365

Taylor Swift is too tall and gangly and a hunchback she also dresses like a granny

>> No.9987402

>>9987365
Incorrect.

>> No.9987497

>>9979481
>not liking tall skinny girls
absolute pleb

>> No.9987514

some people can't even follow a recipe.

I'll never forget the time we were making rice crispy treats in home ec, and I told a girl to spray the pan with cooking spray, and she scribbled an S on the pan super fast with the nozzle practically touching the pan itself. She didn't even cover a a 4th of the pan, I had to show her how to hold the cooking spray away from the pan and to just tap the button a few times, not hold it down.

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>>9987514
>and I told a girl to spray the pan with cooking spray,
>I had to show her how to hold the cooking spray
>home ec
>teaching the kids to use the cooking spray
Take a few steps back and consider that maybe the problem is you, hmm?

>> No.9987625

>>9987533
Troll much ?

>> No.9987704

>>9983105
She looks even better in the second pic though.

I was gonna type something edgy like "I could look my pupper in the eyes while I stomp her to death if it meant a girl like that for a wife, and I care more for that little puppy more than anything in the world" to try and bait replies, but now I feel super fucking bad and also a desperate need to go hug and play with my doggo. Be right back.

>> No.9989026

>>9986910
brave

>> No.9989033

>>9987704
and yet you typed it all anyway

>> No.9989100

>>9987704
Soy.

>> No.9989108

>>9987514
>cooking spray
One of the worst American abominations. Normal oil in a glass bottle that doesnt produce a shit ton of industrial waste would just be too sensible, or not "convenient" enough I guess.

>> No.9989172

>>9987704
>brb
Tell us when you come back anon!
Tell us how playing with your puppy went!

>> No.9989189

>>9987704
tyt

>> No.9989209

She's super hot but a bit too tall for my taste. I'm too short at 6'1" to be going for a 5'11" woman that loves wearing stilettos.

>> No.9989244

>>9987200
No meed to be a smug asshole

>> No.9989719

>>9989244
Bitch.

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>>9989209
I think you meant to say that you're a bit short for her taste.
I am too. :(