/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9972520
Fist for Patty

k gimme a bit to do a few dishes and well get poppin

https://youtu.be/2jPEmZ9LHH8

How much per pound did you pay for that premium feline?

>cat near food
enjoy your toxo

>>9972520
I want that cracker variety pack
where do you find such a thing?

>>9972520
Good to see you lurk the /deenz/ thread m8. What is your cat's name? Does it like sardines?

>>9972520
I don't really eat food, I only drink booze and munch multivitamins but I'll follow along.

>chicken
>angus
>pickled chili
>canned fish
>green wrapped things (leg ham?)
>sleepy kuching
>crisps

What'cha gon' make bud?

>>9972559
lol m8 i got all my kitters dumpster divin

>>9972602
used my moms sams club membership

>>9972614
patti mayonaise, maria and giblet, Ive never given them deenz but ill try it during this thread, if they waste my deenz there will be hell to pay >:0

>>9972628
not even sure i went to sams to stock my freezer back up, already vac sealed it all pic related

>>9972656
That cat seems pretty chilled for a stray. I want a cat but my landlord is a tosser.

Rev up those engines OP, it's time to cook.

>>9972602
I;m thinking about thos Deenz

>>9972699
patti was young when i got her, giblet was born under my grill in the rain lol

i will be pickling some peppers right now pls no rush

>>9972726
:^)

>>9972769
Cool bong

if you like a spicy phone this is how you get a spicy phone

dont remember if i posted it but i felt inspired by this thread to make pretzels like a week ago

>>9972801
Reminds me of when I was young visiting asia with the family. Had a spicy laksa and because of all the flies everywhere I rubbed my eyes.

>>9972810
looks dank m8 with some spicy mustard or something

>>9972886
at this point getting it in the eyes is just part of the routine

say no to botulism

so im going to save these and try to make some hot pepper relish tomorrow, its a bit more time consuming and im getting hongry

https://youtu.be/40QSd6ZtZfk

>>9972988
>The vibrations from the gears at a nice greasy flavor.

Your cat looks so smug and happy
how do i become your cat
will you pet me

>>9973019
gonna make a burger and fries with this ground bif i just thawed

i would call these steak fries

minced some gar' and making some extra fancy garlic aiolio

https://youtu.be/mH8-x5U7XsA
if you like a decent funky house jam for cooking and shit these guys do it good and the vid is comfy

>>9972520
When are you going to have me over for dinner TX anon? I'm waiting.

>>9973146
>Pink salt

>PINK
>SALT

why

>>9973280
ease up off my salt son ya heard

Was good

>>9972559
How're ya holding up, dt?

>>9972521
Rude

>>9973385
lol

All cat faggots must hang.

>>9973309
looks dank OP

>>9972954
wont they explode or shatter if you do that?

>>9974892
That is how you seal the lid

>>9974866
thx

>>9974892
its part of the canning process, you dont screw them on very tight at first so they can burp if they need to, only way to kill dem botulisms

>>9974825
like a cat people meet up?

>>9973146
dude cheers for posting this..........as someone who spent most of the noughties wasting my life spinnin technics decks in my bedroom, thinking i was the dogs twitcher.....this makes me very happy
the family that spins together stays together :D

I still have em boxed in the attic.............may have to dust em off now and get my 3yo on it

Moved into my very first house today.

Feels good.

But broke as fuck now, Going to be working longer hours for the next 25 years.

No energy to cook after all the moving and unpacking. I promise deep fried OC in the next few days, I also bought a deep fryer for the first time in my life.

>>9974986
congrats anon, signing a new lease today cuz moving is such a pain in the ass

taking the deep fryer pill is the best unhealthy decision someone can make, there are many corn doggos in your future m8

>>9975046
Congrats to you as well m8.

I need to put on a bit of weight anyway.

My mind is blown reading all the things you can fry, I've been missing out for the last 3 decades.

I didn't buy anything special because it's babbys first fryer and I'm certain I'll break it in the near future.

Going to deep fry a candy bar first. Then going to make some bomb ass hot wings tomorrow or the day after.

>17 dollars from Walmart on sale

>>9973309
How often do you replace / filter your oil?

>>9975087
i probably fry wings the most, getting your french fry game on point takes a lot of trial and error, beer battered fish is pretty easy and good, Im ready to move up to a much larger fryer at this point so i can make a big chicken fried steak and a bloomin onion etc

my buddy is coming by so i will most likely do food things b4 long

>>9972543
I've got a blanket like this but it is grey

I've been following these threads forever and still don't know what "fml" means.

Since this is the dedicated cook-along thread, maybe I could get some suggestions. I've got a half-pound of button mushrooms, some bacon, and some heavy cream, all of which I want to use up soon. What sounds good? I've got all the normal pantry stuff to supplement. I will post what I make ITT tomorrow.

>>9977012
Get some egg noodles and make some sort of unholy carbonara/stroganoff hybrid

>>9972581
>you in this thread
Enjoy your retardation

>>9972520
post mroe pattis you fuc

>>9973309
That looks fucking great

>>9976415
Why do you have old people furniture

made wangs

put some mad dog 357 on the last few was like hot ones plz no bully

more food required

Just out of curiosity op, what is your height and weight?

>>9977749
>mad dog 357
Well done, you bought the one hot sauce that is universally hated by all the guests.

>>9977408
That's regular furniture you fucking hipster

>>9972543
i got the same blanket but grey

give me your kitters

Improv dessert shit was very dank with honey butter and pralines and cream ice cream

>>9977144
I want to lick kot's face

>>9972520
A new Patti! Does she know she's the Queen and mascot of /ck/? Look at that smug face, of course she does. Give her a scratch under the chin and behind the ears, then carry on with your cooking kotman.

>>9972520
What are you planning on with those limes, anon? Personally, I'd put them into some cilantro-lime shrimp tacos, with a mango salsa.

>>9973146
that vid is mad adorable. whole senpai ting

>>9978016
They look like crackwhore dumpster abortions.
No offense.

>>9972656
this is a world class freezer OP

>>9973146
Following these threads forever and somehow missed the music. I cook to music all the time. Love some groovy Techno or Synthwave. Do you ever listen to DnB?

https://youtu.be/6_8ZZtL6qmM

>>9977749
How do you make those winge

>>9978006
Not trolling.

But, Are you gay?

I know no woman drinks miller's so that's why I'm asking

>>9978006
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>>9972988
didn't these get moldy before?

>>9974986
congrats bro

turned this 2$lb london broil into tender af deliciousness by beating the shit out of it and frying with panko

>>9979823
Thanks man.

That looks tender and tasty as fuck. I just went from having a electric stove to using gas for the first time in my life and royalty ruined a 19 dollar piece of steak this morning. Had to feed it to my neighbors dog it was that bad.

How's the low sodium diet going thus far?

>>9979912
>How's the low sodium diet going thus far?

pretty, pretty good

the only sodium on the steak was a limited amount in the panko which does't have nearly as much as normal bread crumbs and the natural salt in the steak

I'm thinking about making some white gravy tomorrow with some msg and steak fries with some of this mrs dash no salt seasoning to go with my leftovers (only ate like 1/3 of the steak)

if I could give you any advice I'd say go out and get some cheap ass steak and pound that shit out with a hammer/rubber mallet and you won't regret it

>>9980020
>if I could give you any advice I'd say go out and get some cheap ass steak and pound that shit out with a hammer/rubber mallet and you won't regret it

I'll definitely try that. Thanks for the advice! How did you Bread it? Just egg and planko then pan fry?

Also if you've never had it, Apple cider vinegar is god tier on fries. I first tried it in ocean city Maryland like 15yrs ago and never looked back.

Makes dipping them in ketchup look prehistoric.

Staying in tonight and making some yogurt.

>>9979621
i want to know too OP for other reasons
i feel like you've been around long enough that it's not just being rude

>>9981076
exciting bro

>>9979621
>>9981626
lol no hes an old friend that happens to have even trashier taste than me and likes anything i cook so i like to cook us food

>>9981631
Haha, I know. Had to go to a funeral today, so not really feeling the Saturday night fever.

Pic is some I made last night, wanted to use up a whole gallon of milk this weekend.

>>9981733
I was just curious.

To be honest I was leaning towards not gay because you live in Texas and being gay is like a capitol offense down there (nothing wrong with that though, I don't like gays either).

nigga i would eat anything you cook too, An probably 99% of /ck/ with the exception of the unironic hipsters and soyboys

>>9978016
wew

>>9981752
Sorry for your loss.

I'm especially sorry if it was someone close to you, That shit is tough....

I lost my best friend since childhood in 2011 and it fucking devastated me.

Shit is rough man, But remember.....We'll all be going to the same place one day. No one is immune from dying

Sad day my friends

Found some pork choppy type things in the freezer

Beer was vintage from my collection lol

>>9982407
No wonder we eat so much alike, I live in Tomball. I always thought you were from Dallas or San Antonio. I've always enjoyed your threads. Keep up at it.

>>9982786
whos the other plate for, is she pretty

Mah pasta. Chickenbaconspinach, homemade pesto

>>9977749

those are the coolest plates

>>9972520
Does Patti know she's the queen and mascot of /ck/? Look at that smug face, of course she does.

>>9981771
Thank you Anon, it was my father. It was sudden, but I am happy I had a good long phone call with him on Christmas. Got to see him in the hospital when he passed (he was unconscious). It was very peaceful. I am happy to have his influence over becoming the man who I am.

Pic is two batches of Fire Cider I made and some vodka I am infusing with ginger. One batch of cider is ready to bottle, which I will be doing today.

>cats

>>9972520
my girlfriend goes crazy every time she sees your cat OP

>>9983342
Sorry to hear about that. Friday was the 20th anniversary of my father's death. It's different for everyone, but I it does get easier. Good that you have some memories with him plus that Christmas call. I'm sure he enjoyed that.

My brother used to infuse fruit with moonshine, and I have never been knocked on my ass so easily. He'd put cherries and pineapple in containers and leave them for weeks. My God.

Does Patti have an instagram?

>>9983482
Thanks.

Also, I will have to try infusing fruit. The ginger vodka I made tasted so much better than anything I've bought in the store. Going to be infusing a lot this year. Although ironically I haven't drank in a month now. Going to try infusing some mint next time.

>>9980281
yea I just dipped in egg and then panko but think people like to dip in flour first too

also this works well with pounded out pork or chicken but you just have to make sure it's cook through and on low enough heat so it doesn't burn before cooked

>Also if you've never had it, Apple cider vinegar is god tier on fries
someone actually just got me a thing of that unfiltered apple cider vinegar so i'll have to give it a try with my fries made today

>>9977012
Jaegerschnitzle. I’ve been rocking that a lot lately and it never fails me. Just need a pork loin chop and some red cabbage. Flour and egg for breading the pork. I always make spaetzle to go with it so that’s more eggs and flour. Vinegar for the cabbage and some spices and you are set.

first time making hummus but need suggestions for more stuff to add

I used:
chickpeas, tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, garlic powder, onion powder, cumin, little water

>>9982786
>two plates
for the cats?

>>9984314
I assume you added salt too. I like roasted red peppers, pine nuts.

>>9982407
F

>>9984314
diced and salted tomatoes

>>9984845
>>9984920
mon visage quand

It is a chilly 60F in California tonight, so cooking up some sweet potato chowder.

>>9985799
sounds interesting

garlic

>>9985799
>sweet potato chowder.
never heard of such a thing

I always just mash mine up with brown sugar and butter

Stay warm op! I know I will. Got some oolong tea from the asian food Mart and gonna be in a blanket nest
Today I made an unsatisfactory stir fry and took no photographs
Gonna make a banana bread in the near future tho so I'll post pics then

>>9983526
I would follow this

>>9989267
Tastes pretty much as you'd think it would. Chowder with sweet potatoes instead of white potatoes. Not bad though, first time making a soup from scratch, will be adding this into the winter rotation. Only part that was a pain was the dicing part. That took forever.

>>9972559

>>9972520
>1.2kg of crackers

What are you doing that you need so many?

sorry yall got a little sick so ive been slackin on my cookin, will hopefully get on point before long

>>9992642
nigga you better. I've been bored as fuck the last 2 days

>>9972520
My comfy kitty wanted me to say hi to your comfy kitty for her

>>9992642
I recommend 1 quart hot & sour soup

3rd week in a row since the new year with no free med shake from mcds

they did give this one which has a pic of big mac and quarter pounder saying free sandwich with purchase of 1$ so imma try that on sat

Leftover strip steak from the freezer, teriyaki sauce from Costco, white rice with some soy sauce, steam-in-bag broccoli. Simple, but tasted good.

patti does not approve of this fucky weather

>>9995405
what are you eating in the bathroom?

>>9996254
No, the stuff in the background is on the stand next to my chair in the living room.

>>9995310
Are you one of those hungry skeltels who eats a ton then has a heart attack at 30?

>>9996260
i'm normally not too picky but qtips and fingernail clippers belong in a bathroom and nowhere else ever
i bet you're one of those people that keep a stick of deodorant at their desk

Finally getting to that deep fried OC I promised. My first fryer broke before I could use it so I bought a another one. From what I've read fry daddy's are the way to go. Transferring oil from broken one to new one in a sec

Using peanut oil

I would highly suggest trying this vodka. Better then absolut and only $17 a handle

So glad I found this stuff

I don't yet have homeowners insurance so I'm going to take it easy with a few of these the first time

>>9996960
That asterisk.

>>9996936
>My first fryer broke before I could use it so I bought a another one.
I hope you're not referring to the one you posted like 3 days ago

>>9996974
americans don't even register asterisks. speaking as an american.

>>9996974
Wut

>>9996977
That's the one. The lid was permanently locked and I finally broke it because I knew it was fucked already

>>9996993
It's because you can't claim anything as anything without 98 disclaimers so people don't sue you over trivial bullshit.
Natural* probably means "we used antibiotics"

>>9996960
Jump on the insurance, my man. It's so incredibly important. Deserves a priority spot on the to-do list.

>>9997000
Why would you buy another one if the first one was such a piece of crap it didnt even open

>>9997005
Right now getting my licenses switched is more important. Right after that comes insurance

>>9997008
It's a different brand from a different retailer
Fugg this looks and smells amazing

>>9997002
yeah i don't worry about it too much
we have it infinitely better than people even 50 years ago, not to mention shitheads eating rotten meat 1000-10,000 years ago
i have no reason to complain

>>9997018
Changed states? Should be as simple as getting a new picture at the DMV and paying for the new license. Depending on the state you probably won't even need to retake the test. Assuming you're referring to a driver's license.

>>9997028
No just towns. When you have a license to carry concealed you MUST change the addresses. You don't get the sticker options for either

I just have to go get a new picture taken for both and have them update the address and then after they send me my drivers license I can go do the same with my license to carry at the sheriff's office


Fuck that was delicious

>>9997044
Ahh, didn't know you were referring to your CCW. Yeah, that is definitely priority one. Food looks good! I've always been curious about deep frying though I've only tried it a few times. Chicken-fried steaks and chicken breasts for chicken parmigiana.

>>9997051
Thanks.

You need to get one of these asap man

Now I think I can handle some onion rings and a couple more nuggets

>>9997062
What brand is yours? How much you give for it?

>>9997066
I honestly don't remember. I think $27

Get a fry daddy, From what I've read online they are the best. Amazon and Walmart had good reviews on it

Fuck I'm glad I bought this

>>9997093
>deep frying already deep fried frozen foods
you fucking lunatic

so it was below freezing all day and its like 18f which is as cold as i can remember for houston, time to get cozy in this bitch

me and this chicken bout to get to know each other

im a bit sloppy but any meat left on the carcass will make my stock better later

while i vac seal most of this chiken pls enjoy these fine tunes and fridge art courtesy of my buddy Dr. Gravytrain

oi m8
https://youtu.be/Wpb0BU6yzR4

so i will be attempting chicken parm, and because im trigger happy ill let you know im mostly following an action bronson recipe i saw on the tubes

instead of panko ill be using processed crackers, i may need to add some panko if this isnt enough

this is how you annoy your neighbors lol

>>9998638
IT WAS YOU

https://youtu.be/j58V2vC9EPc

too much multitasking i forgot some pics sux

shits boot to get real ya heard

k lads not gonna lie

shit was dank prob gonna buy action bronsons book this guy knows how to bulk

>>9999081
>>9999085
>>9999092
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>>9999153
Looks good! When I'm back at the PC I will type out my meat gravy recipe for any anon interested.

>>9999153
wew

>>9998463
>romantic candle

wining and dining her good op

Any opinions on a dinner i made for my friend?

>>9999430
Tell her to lose weight.


That's enough food for 2 meals for a normal sized person and large dog

>>9972520
>sing along
buhhhh na na naaaaaa
>weedly deedly dee
buhhhh da na naaaa naaaa na
>
aahhhHhhHhHHHHHHHH
>ba na na na na na DA DAH
>
dun
dun
dun dun
dun
dun
dun dun
>(during repeat)
>doodly do do doodoo doodoo doodly do do do do doodoo badada da da dananana bananadanandalaldanana
buhhhh na NAAAAAA NA naaaaaa DA NAAAAAA BUH naaaaaa da naaaa duh naaaaaa
buh na dananabanana PAHHHH PAHHHH PAH PAH
buh na dananabanana PAHHHH PAHHHH PAH PAH
>wooosh
wwoooOOOOO doo nu nu nuuu nu nu nuuu
doooooo doo nu nu nuuu nu nu nu
waaaaa da na na naaa na naaaaaa na NAHHHHHHHH
>tension
DUN DANANA PUM PUM
>doodle-doo-doooo
DUN DANANA PUM PUM
>doodle-doo-duuuu
DUN DANANA PUM PUM
>
DUN DANANA DUN DUN
>
brrr brrr brRR BRRR BRRR BRRR PUM PUM
>GET READY
SUPER SMAAAASH BROTHERRRRS
MELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9999471
a normal sized person would feed it all to the dog tho

>>9999430
SpoonDuringMovie/10

Singalong?

Welcome to our fortress tall
I'll take some time to show you around
Impossible to break these walls
For you see the steel is much too strong
Computer banks to rule the world
Instruments to sight the stars
Possibly I've seen too much
Hangar 18
I know too much

>>9972520
>>9999999
>>10000000

>>9999471
Its a male friend. He is slim

>>9996943
almost anything is better than absolut.

>>9996275
>eats a ton then has a heart attack at 30?
lets hope not

>>9997044
>>9997093

just had a couple of those today from an old bag in the freezer but did them in the crappy oven

I'd def keep an eye out for any kind of frozen stuff on sale cause doing them in a deep fryer makes them good as the freshest fast food around

>>9999141
>>9999153
sheeeit this looks good as hell, gonna have to get me some chicken for my next pounded out meat cutlets

>>9998638
I take mine outside to use the cement step for a nice hard surface that can take the hammer abuse and don't make so much noise but always wonder if people are looking at me lol

>>9999430
needs some garlic bread

How are you millenial manchild cat-loving faggots doing today?

>>10000985
How old are you?

Still frying up some shit

>>10000985
You have to be 18 to use this website edgelord

>>10001032
what is that a patty of?

>>10001070
It's a gorton's fish fillet

>>10001032
id eat it

>>9997093
>>9997044
>>10001032
after taking the deep-fried pill there is a very unhealthy experimental stage, embrace it m8

a few things to start trying id say are using batter, for sweet stuff its easy to just use boxed pancake mix, can use it for making a sausage corndog with a syrup dipper shit is dank

a must have is a decent beer batter recipe for fish n chips style stuff but its also good for many other things like deep fried pizza, jalepeno coins etc, here is what i use it makes dank fish

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/chips-and-fish-recipe-1906657

also id start thinking about wings and fries, wings need a double fry imo with a cool down period in the middle and Ive been liking thicker cut fries with a par boil, gl m8 there is no turning back now

>>9974986
>Moved into my very first house today
Jealous
>I also bought a deep fryer
Super jealous.

>>9985455
Right there with you buddy. Those people are making some wierd hummus.

>>9995310
Yeah, they drop some dank coupons on the app. Gonna have to be careful. Can't be too much worse than my potato chowder, though. Pic related.
>>9985799
Intadesting.

>>10004392
Oops forgot pic.

Just sharing a pic of my cat contemplating existence and watching the snow fall

>>10004088
Thanks for the suggestions man.

I'm thinking about Apple fritters this weekend, Then buffalo wings next.

Luckily I need to gain a few lbs otherwise I'd be in deep shit, The deep fried pill the best pill.


You cooking today m8? You've been kinda lackin

>>10005198
You forgot to put your mattress on a box spring and frame, my friend.

>>10004397
Looks good. Mine never got that thick chowder consistency. But I did skip the step of blending part of it and then adding it back in. I wonder how if there is away around that. Does not seem worth the extra effort and dish to clean. Would rather keep it all in one pot.

>>10005665
It is on a box spring, I just don't like using a bed frame. I have one I just don't use it

softest kitter

>>10006357
He's a gormless looking little cunt :-)
Does he shit outside or does he need a litter tray?

I’m on some bullshit
Cat wouldn’t cooperate/I kinda don’t want him on the counter anyway

>>10006900

>>10006990

>>10006990
Scrimps in bacon grease

>>10007353
Final product

>>10007359
dank/10

that looks pretty good man

>>10007359
damn that looks good

does it have a name like jambalaya or just some random dish you make?

>>10007652
semi random
was just gonna make an andouille sausage pasta but then i saw that the shrimp were 50 cents off
It's basically what I know about cajun shrimp and grits except for no grits and pasta instead

>>10007709
Also kitter

>>9972520
I love you so much

>>10007736
:3

>>10007359
this looks highly edible

>*flamenco music plays*

>>9976415
If you ever make blooming onion be sure to post it on here

>>10010336
/comfy/

>>10010336
>asturiana
>flamenco
pick one

That being said I always a can of this shit in the house, top tier hangover food

>>10012118
does asturias have it's own style of music?
>>10010277

>Pabst Blue Ribbon
>Miller High Life

Get some fucking taste, you pleb.

>>9982407
>houston
what do you think of the culture of the heights/montrose area?

>>10012414
i bicycle around there occasionally, too poor tho to do much around there, i only go downtown really to bicycle or to go to breweries and eat stuff, i just found out a really badass restaraunt called Southern Goods burnt down in Nov I hope they can rebuild:(

>>10012363
I tell that to my friend about the Highlife lol but pls do not bully PBR

>>10010336
>>10012337
is this blood sausage? and those beans are giants
and what is that thing on the north part of the plate?

>>10012515
yes thats blood sausage.
the north part of the plate is pork belly.
and the beans are Fabada beans.

>>10012540
are these a secret bean? they sell them online but for much money

>>10012662
i have no clue man. i just know i wont be making this dish again for financial reasons.
You might be able to substitute the fabada beans for any large white beans

>>10013164
that looks rank

Followers this tread

>>9999601
For now.

>>10014867
whats the red stuff? looks like this spicy african paste they sell at trader joes

>>10013451
whats wrong about it in detail?

>>10013164
No freiste mas los embutidos. Deberias de haberlo hecho.

>>10014867
im so hungry now

>>9978006
Show this to a southerner and tell them it's sausage gravy

>>10015564
Fuck off. Savannah here and sausage gravy is a white gravy. And certainly never served on mashed potatoes. Hash browns sure. Biscuits or toast definitely. But mashed potatoes never.

>>10015494
>No freiste mas los embutidos. Deberias de haberlo hecho
english pls

>>10015635
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>10015932
Oh shit my bad. My autism got in the way

>>9972581
My cat sometimes licks the food I'm currently eating. Stop spreading misinfo man

>>9972520
Give your kitter a pet. The squint eyes are a cat sign of affection.

>>10016129
>Toxoplasmosis detected

>>10016280
Not that guy, but many of us, especially older folks, have lived without being in a safety bubble for many years. I give my cats a lick sometimes if it's something that won't hurt them. Stop worrying so much and live a little bit.

mcds coupons were legit, got this for free when I bought a mcdouble

>>10017711
Looks OK. How was it?


Also do you work at target or do you wear those by choice?

>>10017734
it was pretty good and VERY hot in the middle I had to wait for it to cool down before finishing

nah don't work at target, just wear by choice

got these and not sure if I should eat half or the whole thing since 25mg seems like alot when there are oils with only 100mg per jar and they say only do 3 drops or something

>>10017749
Does that say THC? Your finger is in the way...or
is it CBD oil?


If THC, Eat half then wait 4 hours (because you probably have a full stomach) and see how you feel. Then in 4 hours if you want more, Eat the other half.

Better to take less then take too much and it be uncomfortable

>>10017765
nah cbd

I just saw this new head shop place opened up and decided to give it a try

also found these low sodium tunas at whole foods for a decent price

>>10017781
>nah cbd
Then eat them both. You'll probably want to take a nice nap after, CBD sleep feels gud.

>>10017798
how long for the nap phase to set in? I want to time it so I go to sleep at my bed time

>>10017876
About 2-2.5hrs

>>9984314
I'd replace the onion and garlic powder with freshly minced garlic, and add black pepper/a little bit of chili powder

>>10018310
I wasn't trying to turn it into chili and the cumin was getting close

maybe I'll try some dill next time, is that even a flavor? I need to look at some websites

>>10018392
not enough to overwhelm the flavor, just a bit for a slight heat. I'll add maybe 0.5-1tsp in a large batch. dill could work, so could chives, or even oregano

>>10004088
how often do u clean dishes

>>9984314
seconding black pepper and pine nuts

>>10019188
black pepper is nothigg and im not buying pine nuts

>>9972520
That's a cute kitten. Make sure to pet it for me.

chili time lads

going to get all my mooses in plaza so that a can relax and get dickered

https://youtu.be/L6-zJNxLTeg

>>9972520
this cat is definitely one of the good guys

overcrowding is a hobby of mine

>>10019605
>no beans in sight

Looking good so far.

>>10019828
and it's ruined, nice vegetable stew you've got there

>>10019866
>>10019869
im adding an extra can in your honor, pinto or kidney?

>>9999163
thx

>>9999297
>>9999334
:)

>>9999430
would eat everything but bell peppers looks good

>>10000709
thx and yeah i did similar back when i cared but my neighbors have been highly annoying lately

>>10005198
lol my cats didnt know what to make of it

>>10005217
fritters sound good

>>10006357
>>10007736
:3

>>10007359
this looks dank bro

>>10007761
:)

>>10010606
if i can do it without buying a gimmicky cutter and not wasting 9000 onions i will

>>10013164
>>10010336
not sure what it is but looks cozy

>>10014867
/DEENZ/

>>10015564
lol

>>10015635
>But mashed potatoes never.
chicken fried steak with mash/cream gravy a side of corn and some rolls is classic m8

>>10016260
>>10019836
>>10019510
:)

>>10017711
i aint been to mcDs in a bit that looks p decent desu

>>10019104
i try to keep it pretty clean so i dont get roaches, usually every other day or so but i try to rinse them off as i use them so they arent really dirty while i leave them out


just letting this simmer a while

>>10019902
>beans
post patti you fuccboi

Please make some enchiladas next time

>>9972520
My cook-along:
>Raid your fridge for any 2-3 different vegetables
>No greens tho
>Find leftover rice/spaghetti/etc (optional)
>Cut up cold cuts, chicken, whatever meat you can scrounge
>Throw veggies into pan, sear
>Throw meat into pan, cook
>Throw optional carbs into pan
>Season
And there you have it, folks. A good ol' "Whatcha got" stir fry. You can do this with stew as well

I'm on my 3rd bottle of champagne tonight (you read that correctly) eating some ghost pepper shin black ramen w/ mushrooms and fried lemon pepper chicken.

>>10020255

>>10020255
That's gotta be a hell of a fucking hangover

>>10020258
we gonna find out soon as I wake up :^)

>>10020258
I can tell you that the flavor of the ghost pepper pretty much over powers everything shin black; it's not a bad flavor though, fuggin decent.

>>10019986
Yeah it's classic but the dude said specifically sausage gravy

>>10006366
I wouldn't know, i took this picture from shelter fb page, prava sapa, it's looking for a home

>>10020265
Here is the cure for a hangover m8

>>10018412
>>10019188
ended up making it with dill

maybe my next one ill do a chili one cause I just bought this big bag of chili powder and want to try it out

Sorry to intervene i just wanted to post a picture if my cat. I had to put him down the other day

>>10022864
Sorry to hear. Very hard when that happens. He looks like a good pal. In a better place now I'm sure, and pain-free.

>>10022864
F

Giving split-pea soup a try. Although I am using frozen and not dried peas. Wonder if that is not technically split-pea...

>>Sorry to hear, your cat looks like it was a sweet creature.

>>10022864
your cat looks like a cool guy

F

>>10022864
sorry for you loss

>>10023157
this won't turn out like reg split pea but not going to say it won't be bad

>>10022864
f

>>10022864
:( sorry m8

>>10020257
interesting

>>10006900
looks like the exact same stuff i buy....where u live m8..... las vegas?

>>10023892
>>10023169
>>10023111
>>10023157
>>10023612
>>10025668

Thanks for the F’s. He was a great guy. I found him at my high school baseball park at like 3 in the morning. He just came up to me and started rubbing on my leg

>>10026916
my cat that I had for like 13 years just showed up at our house one day and we started putting food out


gonna turn into a fatass if mcds keeps giving me these coupons for a free 800 cal sandwich

edit not letting me upload for somereason

>>10027535
>not letting me upload for somereason

Me too, wtf Asian moot

>>10026916
You need to find a new kitter.

>>9973280
Salt and iron oxides resold as healing table salt meme by fagget monks. Enjoy.

>>10019605
I started making a quick chili after work on Sunday. Not nearly intensive as yours, sorry. Didn't have a lot of time but was craving a hearty chili meal. I used the chili seasoning packets. One pound of 93% lean ground beef and a pound of 'stew' meat. (we had some briskets to use up at work and we were running low on stew meat. you know that thin cap of meat between the fat on the underside of the brisket? it wasn't exactly proper chunks of stew meat. i hid it at the back of the shelf so i could buy it after work) I had a spare onion to chop and diced two cloves of garlic for browning the meat. A 28 oz. can of diced tomatoes with green chilies. That small can of Goya chipotles in adobo. Let it simmer for an hour. Add a can of dark red kidney beans and a can of black beans and let that simmer for an hour. Done.

>>10020128
YES! You know how people like crackers with their soup? Corn chips are the perfect 'cracker' for chili!

Cat faggots.

>>10029115
regular faggot

>>9999601
for you

>>10007359
damn id rek that

>>10007638
>>10007652
>>10010277
>>10019986
I think im gonna send it to ramsey's twitter, if he doesnt respond that means its ok looking right?

>>10029223
go for it

> if he doesnt respond that means its ok looking right?

not sure how he behaves on twitter

>>10027535
missing sandwich from here

Made this tonite after a handle of vodka. Ribeye cooked to rare, brocolli and cauliflower roasted with salt and pepper, mashed potatoes and garlic bread. P good.

>>9973309
bun looks like shit

>>10020255
God speed, Anon

>>10031449
10/10 meal m8

>>10030456
Bro, I don't even know you. But I'm concerned about your health.


If you ate just half of what you post on /ck/ then you are going to have serious health issues soon.

I eat fastfood maybe once every few weeks and I think that's too much, You eat this shit daily. You are going to get diabeetus or have a heart attack, No joke.


I went to high school with a dude who ate like you and was skinny, He had a heart attack and died at 26

>>10031571
I'm grateful for your concern and I have no one who cares about me but...

I just got a doctor and he said all my levels are good and even had an EKG begacuse I said my heart was beatng kinda hard

>>10031609
Good to hear, Man!


Also I'm sorry you have no one who cares about you, Do you not have any family left or are you estranged from them?

If you ever think people don't give a shit about you, There are people ITT who actually do. Despite never meeting you IRL.


4chan has got me though some rough times over the years, It hopefully will for you too.

>>9972958
>Pine Belt Pale Ale glass

I love you, 15% homo. That shit runs out so fast in my area its unreal.

>>10031628
I have a family but it is difficult

>If you ever think people don't give a shit about you, There are people ITT who actually do

this is why I come here every day just to talk with people

>>10030456
he mostly roasts food, talking how shit it is

>>10031628
thank you for taking the time to care about me

going to bed now

>>10032065
good night m8.

Also if you happen to live in Ohio I'll chill with ya, In a platonic non-gay way (if your gay no offense, I just am not gay).

Or if you just want to chat and bullshit online I'll give you my email address.

Even if not, I'll bullshit with you here on /ck/. I know what It's like to not have anyone to talk to, I rarely speak to anyone outside my increasingly elderly parents and I live 37 miles from the nearest grocery store or gas station so I am alone 99.5% of the time with no one to talk to.

People need human interaction, /ck/ is where I get most of mine.

>>10032088
>Ohio
Not that guy, but I'm in Ohio too. Moved here in 2009. West, close to the border.

>>10032065
>>10032088

Chiming in here with the love Opiate, I look forward to this thread, and seeing you in it. Wouldn't be the same without you posting your donuts and talking about low sodium diets all the time. I hope knowing Anon's out there care about your trip showing up here makes you feel a little less lonely in the world.


Here's an old pic of Smokey looking tough I had on my laptop for you <3

Made matzo ball soup for the first time ever the other night. The little fuckers absorbed a lot more liquid than I expected them to so the broth2ball ratio was a little off, but still delicious.

Made another banger tonight,
Takana and Pork Belly fried rice
>the flavors of pickled mustard leaves and pork belly coming together

>>10032485
Is that a Lodge 6 quart? How do you like it? I've got a 4 quart and am thinking of upgrading, but I can't afford Le Creuset. Matzo balls look great.

>>10032505

Yup. I love it. Originally got it to bake bread in but it's come to find a use for many big batch meals. Since you have the 4qt you probably also know that they're tough as hell. I've used it for jumbalaya several times on the rocket stove in my outdoor kitchen and it didn't even phase it.

after losing over 9000 games of rocket league i decided i need me some pizza and wangs and more rocket league

https://youtu.be/dKKdJoXF7PI

was not gross desu

if i didnt reply to you im sorry life is a cheeky kunt sometimes, will see yall next thread even you opiate;^)

>>9972559
Do your own thread fucktard

>>9972988
Nice u seem like a ruskie

>>10032514
Hey, thanks for the response. We got this one as a gift about five years ago from my mother-in-law. She didn't know when she bought it that it was a factory second. The bottom is a cunt hair uneven so on our glass top it'll wobble ever so slightly. Can you speak to the flatness of the six quart?

>>10033949


How many times do you get laid a week with this 10/10 cooking m8?

If I could cook like you I would have to beat women off me with a stick

>>10032088
>>10032330
thanks guys

I decided I don't really like communicating through email cause feel to much pressure to come up with good things to say but appreciate the offer

from CT but maybe some day I'll get down to Ohio

>I live 37 miles from the nearest grocery store or gas station
well at least it must be like a special event to go out to the store

it reminds me of when we used to drive an hour down to this smoke shop every once and a while but was a special time going there cause we didn't have one 5-10 minutes away

>>10032330
thank you for the kind words
trying to think up some new low sodium dishes to make and might try some tomato soup to use up some cans of no salt added tomatoes

actually thing I havent had donuts yet this year but that is partially because they started selling pakzis or whatever and they stopped doing sales on donuts

>old pic of Smokey
<3

>>10032485
looks good - I always end up making soup like that where its like a stew instead because of not enough broth

>>10032497
looks better than mine I just made over the weekend but didn't take pics cause felt embarrassed

not sure what went wrong but I added hoisin sauce so maybe that messed it up or too much sesame oil - also forgot to add egg and used too many water chestnuts

>>10033735
>>10033949
thanks bud
looks friggin good as hell and pizza with wings is like my favorite drunk food to eat which I've had for my past 2 birthdays I think

jelly of that gallon franks, wish they sold tabasco or trader joe hot sauces in that size

>>10033991
lol I missed that post

>>10034767
>well at least it must be like a special event to go out to the store
>
>it reminds me of when we used to drive an hour down to this smoke shop every once and a while but was a special time going there cause we didn't have one 5-10 minutes away

I know what you mean about the email and thinking about things to say, That shit is kind of stressful and time consuming coming up with things to say.


Sort of, It's kind of a pain in the ass to be honest but I like living in the middle of no where. It's kind of pain because of how much fuel I go though driving back and forth and scheduling to go into town nearly a month in advance.

There is no better freedom then being able to walk outside your house completely nude anytime of the day, If you so desire.


But at the same time solitude does get to ya occasionally

CAN WE GET A HOUSTON /CK/ MEETUP?
pls

Just a brisket burger (cooked about medium rare, prefer it a bit bloody) with my favorite burger seasoning (garlic, portini mushrooms, parmesan, soy, worcestershire, salt, and pepper), applewood smoked bacon, american cheese, sriacha ketchup, and romaine lettuce. Got any tips? Always trying to find ways to up my burger game. Also, that’s a damn good cat.

>>10035791
Oh yeah, and a cheddar cheese crisp with a bit of basil on it.

>>9975087
shit is that sale still going on? Also where in the US are you?

>>10036033
Not sure If It's currently still going on.


I live in Maine

>>10036035
I used to visit Maine every summer with my family when we'd go camping. Beautiful state.