/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Cartoon fried chicken
KFC
>Cartoon pizza
Shakey's
>Cartoon hamburgers
McDonald's

>Ben 10 still-crispy chili fries
???

The pizza from that goofy movie

You approach the giant omlette... and manage to take a slice!

>>9962393
The obligatory Crusty Krabs

>>9962634
I never understood how it looked like that. When I was a kid, I asked my mom several times to make an omelette, but it would never look like this.

>>9962660
I saw an earlier thread here where there was some square omelette pan. Using one of those might help out, LOL trying to find one though, one of those is on my bucket list now.

I don't know if that was a pan or a skillet but either way it's made so that the omelette can be folded properly.

>>9962648
I remember teaming up with a friend to watch the pickles episode is slow mode to workout how to make one. I learned how much i fucking hate raw red onion that day.

This kind of thing.
Tamagoyaki Omelette Egg Frying Pan

>>9962669
Yea, not just the square, but also the colour and the smoothness were never there.

>>9962691
Maybe it's cast iron with a proper patina?

inb4 real food drawn in chinese cartoons

pic related is mine

>>9962634
I always think about that green pepper one, but never when i have green peppers lying around...

>>9962772
You're hardly any better, they looked like popcorn chicken with faces.

>>9962399
Is that sliky from Teen Titans

>>9962399
https://youtu.be/zS3S4cRwdbc
I'm not sure if the fries stay crispy though

>>9962686
I keep meaning to try making those. Jap food is fun.

I’m disappointed that nobody posted this

>>9963067
You've never had popcorn shrimp?

I dearly miss it and I hate finding the right size, and deep-frying in my own domicile.

>>9963287
I imagine those would be tough as fuck and loaded with connective tissue to support such a large and active body.

Braised bronto, bronto a la rouge, bronto-sausage, or bronto-burgers seem far more viable and interesting.

I just want to try some gate-keeper or key-master "ribeye" roast, topped with caramelized onions and butter-basted myconid.

>>9962691
>>9962701
French omelette, folded; you donkeys.

>>9963254
Nilla wafers

>>9962393

I always got hungry when I saw this episode

>>9962393

>>9963555
is that a maxi-pad of bagel bites?

Anything from Miitopia, specifically Tornado Lemonade, Strata Sundae and Golem Steak

>>9962772
this. oh god in heaven this.

>>9962634
>cheese and rotten look exactly the same
what did they mean by this?

>>9962634
Help. I want to design the next Neopets. What do you want out of it, and how can I design interesting animals?

>>9963633
Seems like something to ask /v/. Better to ask for food items for the next neopets here

>>9963654
I could make it food and cooking themed, maybe?

>>9963633
The Neopets era is dead, anon. You'll never recapture it.

>>9963619
Rotten's slightly darker, I think it's meant to specifically be a rotten cheese omelette.

>>9963568
Octopus balls you noob

>>9963358
I always imagined Scooby Snacks to be savoury as a kid.

>>9963694
>>9963555
Oh man, I keep forgetting I need to try these. Recipe doesn't seem too hard, I think I'll try making them this weekend. I normally see them in anime as festival snacks and such, but are they typically served with anything, or just on their own like that?

>>9963662
That could work.

>>9963735
I think Japanese mayo is used? And green onion

>>9962393
Krusty Burgers looked pretty nice.

>>9963928
All cartoon burgers do. I'd love a krabby patty, and I would be interested in at least trying jelly fish jelly, if not a jellyfish jelly krabby patty.

I miss /cock/.

>>9963265
this

>>9962660
>>9962669
>>9962691
>>9962701
Buy a tamagoyaki - it's a Japanese omelette pan used for making square omelettes. Then make a french omelette, add just a splash of milk to make it a bit lighter and for taste. Use an stick blender until everything's really smooth. Cook it in the pan using the french omelette method and voila.

>>9963694
That is a maxi-pad of octoballs?

steamed hams

http://gourmetgaming.tumblr.com/
Here you go, have fun. A person who ACTUALLY makes food from vidya along with recipes. Not that dumb "lol so nerdy xD" cunt on YouTube that makes "nerdy nummies"
>"lol i made a creeper cookie that's just a rice crispie treat with fondant on it!"
>"lol i made a health potion by dissolving skittles in vodka!"

>>9964223
I mean you could also check out binging with babish. I know people love to shit on him and call him binging with Reddit and shit but he's literally not cringy at all and actually knows how to cook.

>>9962634
Why do square/rectangular foods look so delicious compared to other foods?

>>9963555
Takoyaki aren't fictional.

>>9964151
Tamagoyaki is the name of the omelette itself. The pan is called a makiyakinabe or tamagoyakiki

>>9963703
>>9963358
>>9963254
But there's a Scooby doo movie, where Shaggy makes scooby snacks for the first time and it explains what's in them, or is the movie not canon?

>>9964223
Ro is pure and wholesome, you shut your nigger mouth

>>9964342
My friend just got a takoyaki pan a few weeks ago, it made me want to get one real bad.

ooops, didn't mean to attach that image.

>>9962812
stfu weeb

>>9964548
Got a williams sonoma gift card for Christmas. Just bought a takoyaki pan on the way home from work :^)

I still need the japanese mayo and one or two other things though. Hopefully h-mart has them. And I admit I have no idea how to tell the quality of octopus.

>>9964314
4chan contrarians don't like it when someone gets popular, and appearing on a link aggregate site like reddit is the sign someone is popular

>>9963633
Make the neopets anime girls and give me the chance he to breed them

>>9963633
Make the Neopets into hot thick furry chicks and buff manly studs, something for everybody. Make them fuckable.

>>9964342
Yeah. Can get it anywhere

>>9962634
oh shit dude, nice

>>9963265
i dont remember anyhting about dexers lab anymore, but seeing this i know for a fact i wanted that shit more than life itself when i saw it back then

>>9962634

>>9963287
I always saw those as a flinstones car without wheels.

>>9966227
It does kind of look like a big chair,

>>9964438
Different canons.

>>9963287
>>9963303

>>9963735
Put lots of bonito flakes on it.

>>9965395
just went to mcdonalds and they didnt have it, thanks for making me look like an idiot

>>9962634

Sausage and pepperoni master race.

>>9962393

I'd like to try a Kanker burger, too. Additionally, half of the stuff you can cook in Dragon's Crown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7eUmZ4Sp3U
Best episode desu

>>9963682
Sometimes I still go on there. It's depressing these days.

>>9962393
Honestly, what a comfy image.

>>9967163
There's actually a Japanese grocery store not too far from me that I think I'll swing into. The ride home's gonna be a bitch with traffic, though, so I don't want to make the trip too often.

What else should I get while I'm there? I'm definitely making takoyaki, so all the ingredients for that. I was also thinking of doing inari-zushi with it. And I've wanted to give umeboshi a try. Anything else I have to give a try?

>>9963611
Looks like lemonade with frozen custard/yogurt on top like a float.
You could make this yourself pretty easily, but the lemonade would probably have to be slush.

>>9963611
Yeah, a good number of Miitopia foods could actually be made, though some may require a bit of work for a full recreation. Golem Steak is literally just a thick steak, but for the full recreation you're gonna need to do some arts and crafts for the golem hand it's served on.

>>9964223
Sadly last time I checked, gourmetgaming hasn't posted for a while.

>>9968104
>you're gonna need to do some arts and crafts for the golem hand it's served on.
Now that seems like a real fun idea for a restaurant. Could even go full 'trendynerd' pandering and make a rewards card that 'levels up' as you gain experience by (def)eating monsters.

neopets has some of the best and the worst fictional food
best: faerie food, island food
worst: dung food

>>9968133
I thought the jellies looked really tasty. I just wish I knew where people kept finding them.

>>9968137
shh

>>9967112
What, like real canon and Anon's headcanon?

The crawfish that those werewolf bitches make in Scooby Doo on Zombie Island.

>>9968137
Jellies? There's no such thing
Stop talking about the jellies and the world that they surely do not come from

>>9968794
I want this instead.

>>9962675
It's delicious! I always chop it finely and have it in most salads?

>>9962393
Twin Peaks "coffee" and "pie".
I don't understand what it's even supposed to be but it looks delicious. Has anyone ever tried to replicate them?

>>9969606
they literally recreated that diner and its menu 1:1

>>9969606
first you have to be an educated, cosmopolitan professional who's deeply disillusioned with modern urban life and the cynicism that defines it

>>9969636
How do they get the cherries in there?

Mega slush from Megas XLR

I don't know about y'all but this shit looked good.

>>9962393
>tfw ywn have girlfriend growing up that let you wear her dad's bathrobe while you watch on her TV and she makes you some good ass sloppy joe you can eat to pass the time she uses to make herself look beautiful for me

I want to try tongue crack

That generic, yet scrumptious, meat-on-a-bone that anime characters always seem to eat when there's an eating scene.

>>9970790

Manga meat.

>>9969885
It just looks like blue lobster.

>>9971329
*burp*
I turned myself into a Poppler mortyyyyyyyy *burp*

>>9971329
>>9971345

>>9971345
>>9972064
Man, that show just went to shit real quick..

inb4 "/tv/ is that way"

>>9970790
This oh fucking god I need it
it looks better than any meat in the real world, I need it
When people try to make it in real life it just doesn't look nearly as good

>>9963633
Market it to furries.
>Standard bodyshape for male/female
>Change the heads/feet for each species
>Feeding them healthy food makes them skinny, feeding them junk food makes them fat, training their strength makes them buff, etc. like GTA San Andreas
>Dress-up and shit like Gaia Online
>Mini-games and shit like Neopets

Riker made Klingon food look appetizing

>>9968813
>tfw never knew how to actually get there
>just had a bookmark for the jelly land page from a friend

>>9966278
>>9962648
g-guys?

>>9964876
>>9964876
just noticed i replied 2 the wrong person kek
twas meant for>>9963067

>>9972497
That and the Klingon restaurant on DS9. It was hammed the fuck up, but I liked it anyway.

>>9972875
thats exactly how you get there

>>9970245
Literally a beat-for-beat ripoff of Umpty candy from Judge Dredd.

>>9966204
>fiction foods

>>9966204
I mean, a meal and a sleep inducer

win win desu

as a kid, i wanted to dine at the cute little fish restaurant and eat the oysters.

i'm fucked up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00WCEbKM_SE

>>9962393
That's not a sloppy joe, and neither beef or BBQ sauce is part of the recipe.

It's a Kanker Burger

Toasted Hamburger Buns
Fish Sticks
Processed Cheese
Whole Pickles
Lard
Kanker Secret Sauce (Ketchup)

The potion, cookies, pebbles that turned into tiny cakes, and everything at the Mad Hatter's tea party from the 1999 Alice and Wonderland adaptation.

>>9963633
>>9963682
Aren't the gotcha games on mobile basically neopets now?

imaginary pie from hook

>>9962772
Came here to post this. I always figured they tasted like fried crawdad tails.

>>9963938
Make a goodass burger and then put jelly of choice on. It's weird but actually really good.

>>9968841

also pic related

>>9967992
There are different types of umeboshi. Some is better with rice, and some is better alone, so just keep that in mind.

>>9969606
The donuts and everything in the show always looked so fucking good

>>9974330

>>9968841

Reminds me of this

>>9963190
>How to make chili fries
>doesn't make the chili

Pathetic.

>>9962393

this

>>9965510
>>9962634
>>9968133
FUCK

>>9962634
If you playes neopets before like 2006 your email and neo pet acct info was leaked. I checked my old email on amipwned and I had eight breaches.

>tfw you will never have a cute experiment bf that makes you sandwichs

>>9974363
Those are real though they're so fucking rare these days, so I apologize for any misinformation.

The Tom and Jerry steak exists but is oddly animated. This one is veal because I don't have a good pic around.

The smiley pancakes/waffles in Teletubbies

I imagine they tasted purely sweet but a light flavor that wouldn't get you sick.

The insects Timon and Pumba ate always looked delicious

>>9975478

>>9974160
You can eat that now though. You just have to imagine it.

>>9975486
Already posted
>>9974321
>>9974330

>>9963265
Also that pink cake Dexter's mom made for dessert when Dexter was basically the Hulk

>>9976307

>>9974421
It's honestly impressive how many jewish references they put into a movie set in pre-European South America.
In the sequel, Kronk and Jewish Mary Poppins have a Jewish wedding.

>>9976307
>that smooth carrot puree
>medieval fantasy
Bullshit!

Fictional foods I like to eat.

>>9976544
I think that dog has a touch of the 'tism

>>9962634
Meat feast

>>9976569
>>>/trash/
fuck off retard

>>9975472
Imagine how stupid the actors in those suits must feel going in to work and doing that every day

>>9963633
dont bother to design an actual good game, just make another cute animal gacha like every other mobile game under the sun, then you will be successful

>>9963633
Engorged genitals

>>9976743
You're a retard. Put on a mask and wiggle, cash check and jerk off. Easiest job.

>>9968794
I've never had crawfish and this always makes me want them

>>9966278

It was done on binging with babish. Pretty disappointing really.

>>9976587
>fantasy
>points out the most practical part
Not sensing mild humor might be more a hint of 'tism.

Lovecraftian monsters might be fun to taste.

>>9962660
Fold the 4 edges of the circle in

>>9962393
>>9963265
>>9966278
all these

>>9968794
Holy shit this.

Porkbutts and taters

>>9962488
fictional pizza had no right looking that good

>>9976973
I wanted to try them too to be honest

>>9964893
Because you rack a disciprine

>captcha
>school wood

>>9977722
Checked
Troll, and Nathan Explosion Sauce.

>>9975472
That brought some memories
Something about this just screams pink, thick, sweet ambrosia.
I don't know if it's just the way it came out or something, even if it looks just like pink icing there's something about that thing that made it look appetizing

when the girl made a meal for oliver

the pizza from a goofy movie

>>9976869
>lettuce on the burger
>cheese on top of the lettuce

why does that retard keep cooking, he can't even make a fucking burger right, fucking reddit normie cuck numale faggot """"""chefs""""""

>>9978374
>using the word reddit
>using cuck before numale
Why does this pole sizzler continue to try to insult people on a Belgian waffle image sharing board?

>>9978374
If you actually bothered to think you’d recognize that’s how spongebob prepares it.

It’s stated EXACTLY in the show that it’s wrong but done this way for accuracy.

https://youtu.be/qMcl_m_i2L0

Slightly off Onion example.

Unless of course you’re just trolling for a (You) in which case good job, you’re pretty good.

>>9978347
Yesss! Makes me think of whipped chocolate nougat with chocolate chips on top

I would kill for some of this

>>9978423
That episode is an anomaly, almost every single other variation doesn't use that layout.
http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Krabby_Patty#Ingredients

Also, that's *his* version, not the "from TV remake" version. He fucked up burgers every single time so unfathomably hard it hurts.

>>9962772
I always imagined they tasted like fried chicken but were the consistency of fried breaded shrimp.

being from Europe and having never tried nachos or nacho cheese I really wanted to try it when watching this

>>9978775
It tastes exactly like you imagine it tastes, I swear to god.

>>9976869
he's reddit personified, I want to see Chef John make it

>>9978775
dude, are you serious?

I'm so sorry bro.

If you ever have the chance to have a full nacho platter try it.

>>9976528

They didn't have diners or water parks back then either, or talk in American accents

>>9978607
It was the first episode to actually detail how to make one, quit being autistic.

>>9971329
Fucking popplers, I always imagined them to just taste like KFC chicken but I always had a mighty need for them when they were onscreen while faceless

>>9962393

what did the secret 4th flavor taste like?

>>9980051
Human.

>>9978618

>>9962660
Yes
and now after all this time I see that they're just weeaboo omelettes

>>9980004

>>9980004
To bad they can't ease the pain of your mother dying, can they?

>>9980199
Jesus anon

>>9972243
this tho, you will make millions. Plus the art can look bad and they will still eat that shit up.

>>9980199

damn dude not cool

>>9980051
Menstrual blood. That's why she was so amused.

>It tastes just like...!

>>9978598
Check if one of these are around you.

>>9963633
I want my childhood back.

>>9962393
>ITT fictional foods you've always wanted to eat

LOL just watch binging with babish, he makes the shit you didn't think could be real or come back.

>>9964438
What was it like a simple butter or sugar cookie recipe?

>>9963703
Because in reality they probably would be since they are literally dog food. Shaggy just eats them because he is always stoned and has the munchies.

>>9976973
>>9977451
you want to eat ass?

>>9980310
neither was reducing that fight scene in which caused her death

>>9978358
This

>>9962393

>>9967236
>Additionally, half of the stuff you can cook in Dragon's Crown.
This.

So much this.

Still haven’t gotten the “cook everything” achievement because I don’t know what I hadn’t cooked yet

>>9962634
So much neopets food looked really good.

>>9981518
>When the last bit of cheese dematerializes into the void

>>9962393
One of these

Link is apparently the best cook ever.

>>9978618
I'd also eat it without the sun dried tomatoes. I really don't care for them. Might put some of this on it too.

>>9962648
This kills the crab

>>9976307
>you will never get your toasted bread to look that good
why live

>>9962772
This is also mine. Glad I’m not alone.

the protein shake that desmond makes in his introduction in lost always looked really good to me

>>9967163
bonito flakes are for cats

>>9974425
>not eating a whole fish and lobster

>>9962393
>you will never enjoy a tasty meal while chilling with with your two best buds

>>9962393
Ive always wanted to try Blue Milk (of course I wouldnt mind trying some Padme while Im at it haha)

>>9983116
wait, what? Why not?

>>9963254
When I was a porky little kid, I always thought they looked like chicken nuggets.

>>9983578
You have to have buds in the first place

>>9980385
>watch a dude who can barely cook
Why?

>>9968131
NO NO NO NO NO

>>9982034
I would eat links ass

>>9978618
No bacon tho

I'd do some wild shit for a taste of Energon

FYE is selling Reptar bars for Buy 1 get 2 free right now. They aren't the same dinosaur shape, but they're still bars with green filling in them.

Theyre also selling $13 cereal, but are just fruit loops instead of green crunchberries that turn shit green

>>9985711

How does FYE even still exist?

>>9963254
There's only one location in some far-off mall. No record stores, and only a best buy about a mile away in some other shopping center

>>9963555
To those of you who haven't had it. Get that shit. Takoyaki is THE beer food. One place I go to puts nori strips in them and it'll make you cum.

>>9964151
Don't just use milk. Add mirin (or sake and a bit of brown sugar) and dashi stock (maruchan original flavour, or Mr. Noodles oriental is an acceptal substitute). Just milk doesn't taste right.

>>9962393
i was born before the simpsons started. Duff's brown color and thick foam always made me believe it was root beer, and became my drink of choice throughout my childhood.

also, i hate actual beer

>>9978607
How so?

>>9985775
It's just water

>>9969646
Or you could just enjoy the show you fucking fruit.

>>9963287
there's a native american place I go to with huge-ass racks of buffalo ribs, always makes me thing of The Flintstones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxOSgWex7wE

anyone else remember this episode of kipper where arnold goes to candy mountain?

>>9984573
Zelda has the superior ass in Breath of the Wild specifically

>>9962772
>"Oh man, they're like sex! Except I'm having them!"

>>9986453
Candy mountain Charlie!

I want go to swiss just for taste this fresh.

>>9972497
YES!!

>>9974425
>>9968841
>>9983095

if you didn't figure it out by googling it, that tall sandwich stacked with random stuff is called a dagwood. named after that character there

>>9980051
Banana

>>9978598
they had a pop up restaurant and served curly fries, they were meh but them shits was free so whatever
>>9980347
this place is alright, went only once and only remember it being overpriced

>>9978779
>>9978795
these guys cant be any more truthful
>>9978775
as soon as you get the chance, buy the fattest most abominable combination of nachos you can find, I'm talking stupid amounts of cheese, beans, meat, salsa, guac, and sour cream if you'd like, and eat that entire bitch yourself

>>9978775
Also every time I watch this I NEED to eat these shits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7t8lcI8iA0

>>9978011
isn't that how they make mcnuggets

>>9978423
then he hands it through the window a different burger. right. accuracy.