/ck/ - Food & Cooking

First for alcohol is for niggers

>>9966726
>first for grammar is for niggers, the post.

there's nothing wrong with niggers or alcohol
/pol/ btfo

https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

>>9966737
that grammar is fine
considering context and internet style i guess

>>9966722
So what do I buy to get drunk for cheap without drinking absolute shit?

>>9966770
vodka

>>9966770
Cheapest pure apple juice, cider yeast and a bucket

>>9966737
Faggoy: the movie

Top ferrari sport

>>9966788
forgot to add sugar you mong

Being alive is suffering

>>9967280
agree

>>9965290
>>9965311
Reposting because I didnt realize last thread was dead.

My one dollar bottle of wine actually was pretty good. Checked online and it's 15 dollars for the exact same bottle at my local bevmo. Should I buy more?

>>9967292
Ynot?

>>9966722
I usually get honey whiskey. Today I got some regular whiskey. Bad mistake doggies

For those who have quit, even for a while, how much weight did you lose in the first week?

>>9967301
Gotta start somewhere pal

>>9967296
Yeah decided I'm going to buy 5 bottles tomorrow. 2 for me and 3 for a friend's birthday party. Bless dollar tree.

Okay, I cleaned all the blood off myself.
Actually got a whole bottle of water in me.
Slept in varies spots in my floors.
Got enough rest I no longer feel like death.

Thank god

>>9967292
1 dollar wine?
That is a recipe for a disaster of a hangover.
Good luck getting rid of headaches that fuckers gonna start causing.

Does leaf whiskey deserve the bad rap?

>>9967665
I didnt know it had a bad rap.
Where does it?

>>9966820
>implying I’m American
No reason to add sugar whatsoever

>>9967955
The sugar increases the abv turning your 7% cider into 15% abv apple wine if you do it right.

If you let it ferment completely it won’t be sweet.

Didn’t respond to her despite getting drunk. Fuck me that was precious.

Work is boring, thinking of what to eat for breakfast when i get home. Must get another bottle as well on my eay home.

>>9968218
Working at a graveyard, does that mean you dig graves for a living?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nieuw-Amsterdam,_Netherlands

>>9968417
Haha. That would be an interesting hobby if they paid well!

>>9968183
That's pretty darn strong willpower anon. Nice.

>>9968499
I meant precarious, not precious, ffs.
But yup, pretty amazed. I woke after blacking our, head popped off the pillow as I had an ‘OH FUCK PLEASE NO’ moment- but nope, as rekt as I was, nothing was sent. And today I’m staying sober. I’m sick of ruining everything I touch, have have have to build a happy life.

I hate being an alcoholic. What started out as a fun turned into a living hell.

The scary part is there's always that voice that convinces you it wasnt that bad

>>9968517
How i look at it is that i only got give or take 70 years on this planet. It sucks ass but i will make the most of it.

>>9968417
my brothers friend worked at a graveyard
yes you dig graves, exhume corpses, do lawnwork and other yard maintenance

>>9968684
sounds like a really peaceful job to me if you had a podcast or some music to listen to

>>9968540
But it wasnt, anon. Youre not an alcoholic, you just like to drink.

Take another shot for me, i'm still at work.

>>9968517
Congratulations to blacked out you.
Check the deleted mails, just in case he tried to hide the reply to conscious you.

>>9969021
Yeah I checked everything. All I found was like 4,000 deleted emails to/from her dating back 7 years.

11 days sober, ran 4 miles this morning

We're all gonna make it brehs

>>9967639
futures bright kid!

1.75l boi here
>went to a bar last night
>whooped all kindsa ass at pool
>talked to some dude for a while
>last call hits
>walking home
>gotta grab bus stops for stability
>make it the fuck home
>slip on my steps and absolutely fucking eat it
>remember just laying there for a while and considering passing out
>muster the strength to get up and get inside my home
>wake up naked with my bedsheet wrapped around me
>all of my blankets and pillows are in various spots around my house, indicating that I did the good ol’ “sleep everywhere” again
My gf really shouldn’t leave me alone.

>>9969271
My elbow is super fucked up and I’ve just been drinking and hanging out in the nude since I woke up about four hours ago. Woo.

Bought a case of beer an hour ago after withdrawaling again and not drinking since jan 1. I'm going to make an attempt to just drink this case, and not get more. REPEAT THIS IS ONLY A TEST

I call it
>diet drinking

stayed sober for 5 days in 2018, then drank 0.5l of whiskey which is a very small amount for me, drank water and sobered up before bed. Drinking again today, 4L of 7.5% beer, trying to destroy that alice whore, probably gonna continue for a long time now.

my taper was down to 3 cans of beer, waking up with pulse of 60.

yesterday was dad's birthday, drank 10 x cans 500ml heineken, 2 glasses bubbly and 5 midstrength beers, woke up with panic attack at 1600.

Today i tried to taper off but just had 11x bottles of heineken and 2 x cans of cider.

Fuck life.

>>9969329
1600, there's no way that's possible is there?

>>9969335

i sleep at like 10am man. i work offshore so when i am not at work i have no schedule. Haven't worked for 5 months so it's all over the motherfucker.

>>9969271
Every morning I alternate between my bed and the living room couch multiple times before I actually get up. Then I start drinking not too long afterward.

>>9969284
Clarification: I started withdrawaling jan 1st when I stopped and suffered through it again in the floor for days, and felt good for a week, now case of beer trial zone.

>>9969342
Oh sorry I see you meant 1600 hours now.

>>9969370
Wait, you didn't mean that sorry I'm getting drunk.

>>9969378

are you me? i am that guy who is responding

>>9969378
War? Pretty sure he meant 16:00. D-did you think he meant 1,600 drinks?

>>9969345
do you destroy other people when youre drinking:?

>>9969382

don't fuck about. i will suck your cock faggot.

>>9969385
Well I live alone now but I've had serious anger issues of raging against people in some of the most absurd fashions possible screaming in their face.
If you meant drinking, I don't really drink with people anymore because my whole social circle livess all over the country now.

>>9969382
>war
Wat*
Wat
Why cnat I type today

>>9969400
Raging when I'm drunk that is.
When I drink alone there's not any problem, I can drink around family and be fine for the most part as well.

>>9969395
I don’t have a cock faggot, faggot

>>9969411
>>9969395
Are you trying to get me to suck the both of you? Don't fuck with me.

The worst part about this shit is that if anyone relapses and gets thrown into wds it is 100x worse than a hangover. I can’t have 9 beers in a night without needing three in the morning? Fug.

>>9969382
1600 pulse

>>9969424
don't you tell me that shit I dont' want to wake up in wd's

>>9969421

you wish faggot. it takes a man to suck a cock. any gaylord can have his cock sucked by a man but the real winner is the guy brave enough to suck a cock.

i will suck all the cocks in this board, swallow and marry each of you faggots to show you how gay you are. Our kids will grow up with 2 fathers but only one of them (you ) Is gay

>>9969444
back2/s4s/

>>9969452

i dont know what that is

>>9969460
which one are you here

I'm gin blossoms motherboard guy

>>9969464

i am the guy who was tapering

>>9969470
Well, at least you aren't cold turkey WD, ripping apart your computer hallucinating gin blossoms allison road coming from your motherboard speaker.... try again I guess, it's hard to die from this unless you do something hella stupid.

>>9969437
Dude, you don’t want to learn how to use an apostrophe correctly. Forget about withdrawals.

>>9969495
lel

>>9969491

i have to go offshore in 17 days with zero booze in middle east. i have been drinking ... fuck at least a bottle of vodka worth of beer per day usually 1.5 bottles of vodka worth of beers per day for 7 months.

>>9969515
Gentleman, start, your, tapeeeerrrrr!

>>9969515
I've been applying at oil rigs lately, seems like a killer job. I just don't wanna be coming off a bender when I have to go online at a rig.... You do okay most of the time?

>>9969537

last time i did this without knowing anything went cold turkey offshore. fucking almost died. heart problems, couldn't breathe etc they ended up medivacking me after 5 weeks because i freaked out i was running out of lorazepam the only thing keeping me alive.

>>9969542

what do you want to do on the rigs? it suits a casual bender person not an al/ck/

i work on dive support vessels keeping the sat divers alive and know personally of 5 people that have died on the way to or from work from heart attacks in my 10 years there. I don't want to be one of them.

Oil rig is hard if you want to be on the production floor man. If you want to be a cook or some shit then fuck yeah go for it. In aus those cunts are on triple figures and are shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

>>9969555
I applied as a roustabout for a few companies, I can manage shit if I have a point in life. I binge drink, never for more than a week. I've done commercial diving, I'm comfy in the ocean. I'm just constantly bored with sitting around at home.

>>9969567

dude if you have experience diving do your sat course if you have the hours. Sat diving is going everywhere. who do you think repairs all the pipelines and connects the pipes. I had the chance to do sat when i was 18 and turned it down because i hated my dad being away. FUCK

>>9969567
>>9969574
Cool plans guys. I personally just want to be a taxi driver when i get my driving license back this year that i lost for driving drunk. I can be a taxi driveri n vilnius for 1500-2000euros/month, maybe a truck driver and i'll be ok with it.

>>9969574
Well, we can still do the shit, I could have done it when I wasn't an over 30 wash out, too.

>>9969592

how many hours a day is that working bruz? Surely driving and drinking don't mix.

With this job you are clean completely for 6 weeks at a time then zero responsibility so it's a binge for 6 weeks then clean. Very fucked but very nice.

>>9969599

i know divers who are 60 in the sat chamber. Diving to support their 21yo thai wives though.

Roustabout is hard fucking work dude good on you plus you can go around the world. Which companies you applied for?

>>9969607
Yeah well, I'm okay doing 2 weeks on, 2 off. Ensco and Exxon so far, I'm hoping for a fast call from Ensco.

>>9969602
>>9969602
>with this job

Which one truck driving? 6 weeks clean yeah but not completely cause you drink some beers after you stop driving before going to slepe and then yes not 6 weeks binge but 3 weeks at home when you can drink 24/7. For taxi drivers its different you can work for 3 days and make 300euros working 20hours a day and then drink for a few days and come back to work whenever you want.

>>9969614

go on the oil news find out where the contracts are. Check out contracts in africa to get your foot in the door. No one wants to work there but that is why you might get a job. Angola, Sudan has one right now, nigeria. Do not recommend Nigeria.

Gulf of mexico has a bit of work atm but its so unsafe man.

>>9969615
3 days 300 euros. that is fuck all money man :/

>>9969629
that is not bad especially in eastern european town like Vilnius, Lithuania. But you have to work like 20hours/day to get 100eur/day

>>9969632

what does that buy you? realistically what does it take to live there with a 'healthy' alcohol habit?

>>9969621
Gulf of Mex is where I'm close currently. They're hiring for sure. I thought about hitting other continents but didn't think they'd pay for travel

>>9969640

you make back the travel in 1-2 days. Not a problem. Right now you want to get the experience. the pay is fuck all. Just get your head around what it takes and make sure that is how you imagine your life. Land rigs in angola versus offshore in norway. It's extremely different.

>>9969639
150-300euro/month for an apartment rent. Alcohol got really expensive, our governemnt is "Fighting alcoholism" cause we are 3rd in the world, since january 1 alcohol is only sold from 10 am to 8 pm and on sundays 10 to 3, and its also like 1euro for a can....So it's pretty bad here I'd rather live in germany

>>9969653
Well gulf rigs wanna pay 50k a year for a roustabout. I can 2/2 that and throw money away

>>9969271
I always end up naked during my sprees. I wonder why. Thank God I never got naked in public except that time I fell into a mud pit and decided to roll around and fap.

>>9966722
All done with work! Time to daydrink!!!

Fuck OFF, brain. I don’t want to drink, even if you do.
Alcoholism is confusing.

>>9969656
So people stock up, I.e buy more than they wanted to, and spend half their lives craving booze ten times as much because it’s availability is more sparse. Awesome job they’re doing there of helping people to drink less.

>>9969700
people drive to latvia or poland and stock up on booze for 2-3x cheaper prices.

>>9969679
Is that all you got for mixer?

>>9969720
I think that's a chaser.
t. alcoholic who would drink from the bottle and chase then once buzzed chug the rest with no chaser.

>>9969731
I still cannot do that. Does that mean i am not an alcoholic?

>>9969740
Idk but I have been sober like 2.5 months now. I could only chug with no chaser once I was pretty drunk.

>>9969731
Fuckin nailed it.
>>9969720
I actually still grapple and weight is an issue, therefore i cut to the chase as healthy as possible in my choices, vodka chased via diet coke.

>5'9 165 i compete at 145

At what point do you call yourself an alcoholic?

>>9969795
When it affects your work life and depending how much you give a shit, youe personal/family, financial, and love life.

>>9969757
Cutting the chaser but leaving the booze still sounds of unhealthy if you are into sports of any kind?

>>9969824
Well like i said I do my best :(

I'm the guy wd'ing and on the come back up from it I'll mountain bike 20+ miles no problem or surf all day with no food because of the "feel good high" anyone else getting this after withdrawal? I usually drink like 6-8 750ml's in about a week then it's the garbage wd and then the up zone.

>>9966722
>have girtlfriends
>now all exes
>they were so mean to me
>find new girl
>cant even feel worthy enough to initiate conversation with her
>we really clicked hard when we first met
>recalling bitches saying i was mean
>"your face. your eyes. you're insensitive. you're mean. you drink too much."
>wondering how much i need to improve myself
>remember bitches never try to improve
>get mad when i respond to their poor behavior poorly
>why cant you just be a good girlfriend?

this girl is perfect, and im at my lowest. This cant possibly go well, but here goes.

>>9969897
I get that when i drill hard after a bender. Then its fucked up because my competitive side is like

>you see that? You fucking drank enough to have flammable blood last night and you fucking still got it, LETS DRINK MORE ITD OKAY!

>>9969914

>That sinking feeling when you're not yourself
>Searching for a reason for some kind of help
>But all that comes is empty promises
And feeling anxious and useless
>Then when I'm at my worst
>Comes someone who I dont deserve
>I'll call her destroyer
>And I'll destroy her

Slipping into a rut that I was in over a year ago. Got fired from my job because I hung up on some bitch who was screaming and cursing at me. "Against company policy" I guess. That left me open to at least go home and visit family for the holidays. Back in my apt across the country with no job, but some savings at least. Just been drinking and eating for a week now. Bout to go buy a handle of Old Crow and do some serious drinking and thinking tonight. Don't even feel like going to my usual bar for whatever reason, so I'll be browsing 4chan and watching Better Off Ted all night. Scary part is that it sounds like an awesome night...

Sometimes hitting the bottle hard can trigger some good ideas and some motivation and every now and then it will carry over to the next day if I write down enough stuff and can somehow maintain that feeling. Bit of a crap shoot though. Scared shitless I'm going to slide back down to where I was when I first moved out here and drank all day and wouldn't leave my apartment for 2 or 3 days at a time.

We shall see! Happy drinking lads... I imagine I'll be chatting with you tonight.

>>9969679
Good choice for vodka friendo

>>9969850
Good on you! I need to transition to pure booze as well i guess, beer has to much calories!

Who else lies to themselves about coming into work drunk. I keep trying to pretend like it was honest mistake. I mean I was just drinking until 2 am how could I ever avoid waking up drunk at 6 am for work. On the brightside its no longer -20 out so biking isn't too bad anymore.

Question: anyone else drink on an empty stomach then eat after? When youre wasted the food looks and tastes so much better.

Disclaimer: I snack on Jerky and pork rinds (rines?) When i drink to abate the ulcer. I mean I save my appetite for after getting fucked up. Do not get an ulcer, its bad news bears.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PY9DcIMGxMs

DADDYS ALMOST HOME!!!

>>9967639

Drunken brawl or just took a bad fall?

>>9969021

Am I the only one who leaves notes to my sober self on my phone when im black out drunk.

>>9970014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yFhR1fKWG0
Only ted talk I've ever seen that matters.

>>9970008
If liquor/wine I usually eat a few bites/snack before, so that it's not completely empty. Unless I drink it in my morning coffee, then it doesn't matter.

>>9970083
I don't know, my blood pressure was so high for a bit that I was pouring blood out of my nose.
for a week or two.
I don't remember the details of the past 2 weeks.

>>9970008
Drunk steak and also egg sandwich is pretty great. Not chopped steak in scrambled eggs sliced steak and then cook eggs and make sandwich completely different

>>9970158
drunk nosebleeds are the worse
they just do not fucking stop

>>9970164
Steak....?

>>9969752
you can do anything if you believe in yourself faggot

IS THERE ANYTHING THAT HELPS/PREVENTS NIGHTLY COLD SWEATS?

this is the worst withdrawl symptom of all time. I can't sleep for more than 30 minutes at a time because I wake up drenched in sweat and FREEZING. I am losing my mind please I need this to go away

>>9970214
Drink water and sweat it out.
You may even soak the bed with sweat.
There is no cure and it smells weird.
It will go away in time.
How long has yours lasted?
I get it up to 7-9 days sometimes but never longer.

IT will make you stronger once it's over, or make you go crazy,
Whichever comes first.
I have no clue why it happens.
Just drink water and tough it out.

>>9970014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8L-0nSYzg

>>9970214
Do you have a duvet or blankets?
I have a duvet and stay relatively warm even when I'm drenched under it.

>>9970238
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8L-0nSYzg
shame i have 'tism and push everyone away from me :^)

>>9970289
I've never seen a drunk autist.

>>9970289
Yeah, nah.
Watched the whole thing.

>>9970327
>nah
Compelling

>>9970214
beer taper

>>9970289
I lost my friends because I was a drunk.
Now isolation pretty much turned me autistic.

>>9969917
FUCKING

So intense anxiety is normal for a drunk? I thought it was just me because I have to take pills to control my anxiety. Thought beer was just negating my pill. It gets so bad that when I'm recovering from a binge, just going to pay for stuff at a register is fucking terrifying.

>>9970289

No surprise there.

Your addiction is a side effect, it's not the cause of your problem. What's really wrong with you is all your screwed up issues that you're refusing to deal with. The alcoholism might temporarily relieve this, and make you forget about the problems for a while, but after a few years it just exacerbates your problems, makes them significantly worse, and in fact your problems will continue getting exponentially worse the longer you use.

>>9970421
nah dude it's insane. You think you have to drink no matter what and other dumbshit like that.

>>9970421

I dunno, I started drinking because I had intense anxiety, after a few years that actually did go away. So...alcohol did cure me of that. I mean it caused a dozen other problems, but whatever.

I also have a suspicion you've only been drinking heavy for like 2 months or something, this shit takes years and decades to run it's cycle.

>>9970214

Sauna is the only thing I found. Load up on water and sit in that for two hours.

That's how old timey drunks and russians handled their hangovers too.

>>9970008

I used to drink on an empty stomach pretty much habitually. I'd be drunk for 3 or 4 days, maybe actually eat once.

Food kills the drunk....I think, I dunno. I was so out of it I don't even know if that was true.

>>9970437
Drinking heavy for like a year and a half but I have had bad anxiety for like 15+ years. If I keep a steady buzz and don't over do it, I'm fine. If I stay drunk for like 2 or 3 days than it gets super bad once I need to be human

>>9970320

>>9970459

Oh well yeah, if you're hungover than yeah the anxiety goes through the roof. I remember many many times thinking i might lose my goddamn sanity with all the anxiety, guilt, thoughts that the world was caving in, etc.

>>9970320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnJ9ZNJ4cf0

>>9970470
I have been Bobo. #I'mBobo

Hey guys. I've lurked this thread these past months but tonight I have a serious question. So why not post.

This week I started a new job, things are going well, etc. I would never risk to drink while I'm there (I couldn't function anyways since it requires a lot of concentration), so that's out of the question, but I might do it in the evening on weekdays.

I know that you can stink alcohol the day after if you drink too much. Do you have any tips to prevent that? Also, would 375 ml of gin or vodka (and lots of water) be a reasonable goal? (There would be at least 9 hours between my last drink and the start of my shift.)

Thanks.

>>9970508
count at minimum one hour per standard drink to be metabolized and excreted. if you want to be safe put it at 1.5 hours per each drink.

>>9970508
9 hours will be more than fine. Worry about the stink if you are drinking like 5 hours or less before work. It also depends on the amount, so 9 hours is enough to get rid of anything but under 6 will be bad

>gf of 5 years told me she wasn't attracted to me anymore yesterday

guess i will drink a lot tonight

>>9970538
At least you didnt marry her! Now you can be asd and happy while you get drunk tonight!

>>9970538
Women are sometimes fun. When they're not, leave.

Got fired from my job of 7 years yesterday because I called a black kid a cheeky monkey for stealing his brothers fries and his parents went fucking balistic until my manager fired me on the spot.

I'm sorry to say this and I never thought I could say such a thing but fucking NIGGERS, man. Holy shit I'm so fucking mad right now my hands shaking all over the place I need to crack this handle of voddy open and just drink till I pass out. Fucking black bastards I'm sorry but god dammit I'm fucked now

>>9970603
They obviously assumed you meant them the extreme offence that everyone else who’s called them that has legit meant in the past. It’s as much /pol/‘s fault as it is theirs.

>>9970603
You were sober and called a black kid a monkey m8. Give yer head a wobble

>>9970603
if you arent trolling im very surprised you held a job for 7 years . how is it not completely obvious that society doesnt accept overt racism?

God damn Weston’s vintage 8.2% is so much nicer than trampcider. It actually tastes like apples, not asses.

>>9970643
>calling a nigger child a monkey
>overt racism

Those dirty coons deserve a lot worse than being called monkeys let me tell you

>>9970646
does the taste really even matter after the first drink or two?

>>9970643
Calling a small kid a monkey isn't necessarily racist. Many parents call them that when they're the age of running and climbing everywhere. Some people are so not racist they say it to black kids too.
Blacks kids are banned from being nicknamed that because of racism, it's a paradox.

>>9970660
Yeah I’d have fired you too.
>>9970664
Nah not really, but this is my first today

>>9970508
don't drink gin if you don't want to smell too obviously

>>9970683
I'm not the guy who was fired you stupid cunt. Trust a faggot cider drinker to be fucking retarded. You get some mental diseases from sucking too many dirty cocks for your next bottle of white lighting you fucking faggot lover?

>>9970603
we have a nice little space in our skull where we can think things without saying them, it's pretty rad, try it sometime

Drink moonshine

>>9970694
Yeah, fuck cider drinkers, what the world needs is more people like you

>>9970698
snarky faggot

>>9970699
Cbf to distill it and don’t trust criminals to ditch methanol

>>9970464

Last girlfriend dumped when she saw me sober for the first time after dating for a month and she realized what an anxious insecure mess I am when I'm not on the sauce.

>>9970725
Yeah that’s fucked. Everyone hates an alcoholic. To be rejected for sobering up is epic harshness

>>9970728

Yeah, totally. I'm all like, i should be drunk all the time, that's the obvious lesson here. I shouldn't get my shit together, and work on what's making me complete mess when I'm sober, even though that same thing is probably what's driving me to raging pathetic alcoholism, I should uh....just drink, I guess here.

>>9970603
As disgusting as niggers are, hood crackwhores give good fucking head for $10. It's like a fuckin hungry fat lipped vacuum cleaner. Hood hookers are the best god damn I love me some skanky nigger poon although I am afraid my dick is gonna fall off one day

need serious advice here, going on a date with a pretty hot girl on saturday, need to be sober though

had a year clean, fucked up hard over xmas and new years, have 10 days now...i really can't drink anymore

what do, we are going to dinner at a nice restaurant

>>9970738

Yeah...I guess. I mean if you don't mind that the chick giving you head looks like a scrawny tracy morgan.

>>9970746

Dude....this isn't going to go well.

>>9970751
explain in detail plz

>>9970738
Dude wtf

>>9970737
Remember that ‘fun bobby’ dude in the tv show ‘friends’?
I still think sobriety is better, because at least it’s not fake. Ultimately it’ll pay off.

/pol/, I haven’t been shitting up these threads by arguing with your toe-curling rants, but I beg of you, please go and be angry kids back on /pol/, where it’ll be welcomed. Please, please stop shitting your hatred all over al/ck/.

>>9970765
>his thoughts

>>9970776
still gets me every time. "feel the nut rise from the sac of my balls" is utterly shakespearean, absolutely eternal prose

Dippinf while drinking is impossible because of the copious salivation

Suffering

>>9970772
>hurrr it's absolutely fine that my country is being infested by shitskins and niggers duuuur

You're no better than they are soyboy maggot. On the day of the rope you'll be the first to go. Fucking traitor

>>9970746

well...for one, lets face it, you're going to drink.

And...that basically solves the problem, right?

>>9970803
>I'm saving my country and people with my anonymous internet whining.

>>9970531
>>9970536
>>9970685
I'll keep that in mind. Thanks, lads.

>>9970803
Grow up, anon.

>>9970812
Laughed.
I’ll stop now. Won’t derail because of their shit.

Reeeee why is it not March yet?

https://youtu.be/_XjVFwXGDK8

>>9970830

I think i'm finally done with baseball, after the indians last year.

>>9970841
>muh Windians

https://youtu.be/FrxTtKHTqQE

It's been 11 days. Starting to feel better now.

It's been 3 days. Want to start drinking again.

>>9970829
>implying a limp wristed soyboy could derail anything

You're nothing. Everyone walks all over you because you're a fucking PUSSY. you love literal faggots and niggers, the dirtiest creatures in existence and yet somehow you think that puts you in a higher moral ground. Lmao one day you'll realize how wrong you've been all this time and that's when you're gonna really start hitting the bottle. Probably kill yourself like all your precious tranny lover boys do because they're suffering from extreme mental illness which retards like you encourage

>>9970848

kind of agree with him. The team didn't look good at all until the win streak. They had a big bomb just waiting to implode in them all year.

Glad I'm kind of done with sports in general now. I mean, I like watching the browns, because I think it's hilarious how they loose, but that's it.

next year, 0-17!!! start the hashtag now friends.

>>9970862
>>9970855
Been 5 minutes, think I’ll have another.
>>9970863
Sshh now, this isn’t /b/.

>>9970683
>>9970710
>>9970748
>>9970765
>>9970812
>>9970822
Don't reply to trolls, it means they win

>>9970746
Well, just don't drink. You won't have WD or DT, so it's in easy mode.
Yeah, I know it's still hard, but that's what life is : not drinking for ever in situations where normies enjoy a drink or two. Just say you're on antibiotics or that you're pregnant or recently converted to Islam, whatever seems most reasonable.
And good luck.

>>9970866
https://youtu.be/_p5r98rZSYA

>>9970877
>they say something I don't agree with or find offensive and therefore they are trolling

Wow no wonder they call you liberal lunatics. What a horrible life you must lead, getting constantly triggered literally for the sake of being triggered.

>>9970893
Anon, has it not occurred to you that you are, by far, the most unpleasant, nasty, hate-filled person in this thread? Something to think about maybe.

>>9970893
Fuck off back to /pol/

I used to be able to put back a whole pizza while sober. Now I can barely get through half before getting full thanks to going on so many benders and my stomach shrinking so much.

...I suppose that's a good thing.

>>9970919
Not eating while drinking excessively will fuck you so, so hard, dude. Be careful.

>>9970924
I quit drinking because it was getting so bad and hurting me and a lot of others, so meh.

>>9970924
Can confirm, have chronic pancreatitis.

>>9970900
>>9970912
>can't refute so will just throw insults instead

Absolutely pathetic.

>>9970937
Used to have that, went away after about a year of not drinking

>>9970942
>decide to project political sidings without a shred of evidence of the people being replied to

right back at ya buddy

>>9970942
Ok, guess you’ll want to find a thread befitting of your grandeur then, clearly this one isn’t for you.

>>9970936
Exactly this happens to every alchie. Except the stopping bit.

>>9970963
I mean obviously I knew it was bad, dude. That takes next to no common sense to figure out. Didn't stop my brain from saying not to eat because it'll hinder my buzz anymore than my brain knew not to go drink but I couldn't help that either.

>>9970955
I'm not going anywhere faggot. What are you gonna do, cwy about it?

>waaa waaa da meanie guy on da internet say nasty things to me waaa

>>9971006
Just be careful. A lot of alchies, myself included, simply do not eat a damn thing for days on end because extreme boozing annihilates your appetite. At my worst I’d eat maybe a couple of bites of fruit per week. I became so ill, it was savage. Now I force at least a load of vitamins, supplements and some smoothie and meat stock every day, even if I’m hitting it hard. It makes me feel better for a good 2-3 days just forcing down a few mouthfuls

>>9969410
You sound like a buddy i had named dave

>>9971042
Yeah I know, man. Believe me, I've been crazy sick. Been to the hospital countless times over it. Just makes me hate alcohol and not want to go back even more. Shit is the devil.

>>9971059
nah man, the devil is the devil
alcohol is just evil garbage

>>9966722
Day 8 no drinking. Hard to believe. Almost slipped up at a work function today, but offered to drive instead.

I'm thirsty and hungry as fuck all the time now, but i'm feeling healthier.

It's stragne how soon we forget just how terrible withdrawals are.

>>9971059
Alcohol is just a chemical.

You're the devil.

>>9971075
fuck man i didn't need that feel

>>9971075
Niggers, sandniggers and faggots are the devils.
What color comes to mind when you think of god and angels? White because white is good and white is pure.
You don't picture dirty niggers smacking their fat lips when you think about angels do you

>>9971069
Ikr. I mean the few, fleeting hours of artificial good feels are cosy, but life is undoubtedly SHIT if we’re drinking.
This pic reminds me so much of my groundhog days; wherein I’d stumble puking and shaking to a shop, then black out an hour later, and wake again 24hrs later, feeling like it was merely one hour later and have to repeat. Hell.
Yet here I am drinking.
Still posting it regardless.

>>9971075
Agree with this tbqh. Alan Watts (greatest alchie ever) did a great lecture in which he so eloquently described how our own temptations are literally the devil, and we convince ourselves despite our better judgment, to perpetuate our own, tailor-made hell.

>>9971075
DAMN

>>9971098

Well a devil is just a construct of the mind. But...it takes a mind to make one. They don't just appear on their own.

And what's real in our heads is real.

I entered my semanic ejacularium last night and my phallus decided not to pop. I'm currently dorkless with regards to spooge.

>>9971098
jesus lord is that the henry viii guy? john rhys meyers?

>>9971114
Yeah. Oneofus

>>9971098
Man that photo is so relatable. Especially the first one.

It's literally a photographic representation of what it's like to wake up in the clothes you were wearing the day before and just KNOWING you need a drink.

I remember on new years day I woke up hungover as fuck right on the edge of withdrawal and walked to the bar. Pulled it open and it was locked. Forgot about new years.

Every alcoholic knows that "fuck fuck fuck fuck" feeling and this was one of em. Think I audibly said that.

>>9971107
I’m trying to find the relevant portion of this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wAGdinXZjSc
Which so effortlessly articulates the most profound nature of addiction and how it has been ascribed to the work of ‘the devil’, I.e the part of us which ‘leads us into temptation’ (relapse) but I’m too drunk. I for one think the whole thing is worth a listen.
J-just ignore the unfortunate fact that the lecturer died in his 50’s because he was an alchie.

>>9971129
didn't know he got that bad, i think he's better now

fuck me that "i am going to start drinking at 9 AM and if i don't im going to die" feeling is the worst, i need to remind myself of that feeling every damn day

>>9971141
>"i am going to start drinking at 9 AM and if i don't im going to die"
ugh man it really is.

I remember once I was sitting there trying to shake a minor case of wd's and i just got this sudden feeling that I could drop dead right then. Like I could just feel the death creeping in.

chugged that beer and ordered another. Sober now, but I wish I could remember with more clarity how fucking shitty those days were.My brain is always romanticizing it.

>>9970627
>>9970643
Just Google "cheeky monkey", it's a common phrase especially to refer to young kids.

I used to like getting up early to drink. Like...4:30, 5am.

I dunno, was cool as shit to be totally plastered before a lot of people get up, and be passed out by the time they got to work.

>>9971149
lol dude is drooling.

the waterfalls before your brain decides if it's going to puke or not are the worst.

>>9971162
newspaper article pointed out his jacket is on inside out, i didn't notice that

i don't think ive ever put a jacket on inside out when trashed actually then again i don't own a jacket like that

what is the non religious non lame alternative to AA in the UK? does such a thing exist?

>>9971165
I’ve hobbled to a shop in nothing but pj bottoms which were falling down, thrown up in front of an entire queue, run out of the shop to throw up again, gone back in and apologised to everyone- some of whom were facepalming, some laughing, some pitying. Fuck me, I’ve done things a lot worse too. Like, a lot lot worse. There’s a character limit here unfortunately or I’d go into more detail. You name it, I’m likely to have done it. The cringe is ferocious.

>>9971160
Early morning is the best time of day and should be experienced sober, you idiot loser faggot.

t. 2/3 handle of rum per day.

>>9971188
I want stories.

>>9971188
>>9971194
yeah we want stories and u gotta do it cuz ur dubs man

PS that was a good first story

>>9971188
I want stories too.

>>9971173
There are NHS resources which are god-free, but totally useless. They’re almost entirely intended for use by smack addicts, for whom dishing out 100mg of methadone daily is seen to be sufficient treatment (chiefly by pharmacorps)
There’s very, very little help.
>>9971197
Ah you name it. I used to wake in cells multiple times a week. It’s 2.30am here and I’m phoneposting. Another time.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>9971173
>>9971217
why do they fucking try to force God on you in those things anyway?

>>9971217
What is certified bullshit other than AA (nice people, shit ideology)? smart recovery, addaction, (something else)? what works and what to avoid? If i have to pray and hold hands with people at the end it isn't for me.

>>9971235
It’s literally the only formula which has ever proven to be effective long-term, for a sufficiently significant percentage of alchies that it has warranted recognition in the med community. I for one don’t like it regardless.

>>9966722
Fuck. I cant beat it. Just got 40 odd days sober. And here i am drunk and fuct. It wrecks me spiritually emotionally mentally and physically. And i keep doin it.

>>9971235
Because your problem is so bad, that's probably the only hope you're going to find for it.

>>9966745
Have you seen their stats? All they have going for them is Str and Dex, maybe Cha at times.

>>9971243
You do literally all have to hold hands and pray at the end, hahaha. Oh and don’t forget ‘passing the cup’; wherein everyone has to donate money. Watch for the looks on peoples’ faces if your donation lands with the sound of a clink, not a shuffle.

>>9971243
AA doesn't really work....I mean unless you basically turn your brain off and parrot everything they say for the rest of your life.

Other than that....I don't think there is a system out there that actually works.

Aside from maybe examining yourself, figuring out what is making you do this and maybe confronting some pretty ugly truths you've been avoiding, and actively working to fix yourself every day.

>>9971256
I don't give a shit. I'm not religious and never have been, and I don't like the thought of them trying to brainwash me into being so (which wouldn't work anyway). So go fuck yourself, faggot.

>>9971260
you dont have to do anything you dont want, hold hands, donate, speak, whatever

>>9971235
its more about the surrendering your life aspect nowadays

>>9971256
FUCK ME DEAD two big feels in a row tonight

anyway, kek, they should start cancer anonymous have people pray for their cancer to go away after all the treatments fail

i hate alcohol it has literally raped me repeatedly and i keep going back

>>9971243
I was in hospital for a week not long ago after jumping off a bridge into one of those very rivers, lol. Had an audience of like 30 onlookers, as usual, all filming on their phones. Presumably online somewhere. Police on a boat boat wrestled me into submission. 49ft drop onto rocks 8ft under. At least the pain meds were cosy and the nurses were tasty.

>>9971276
i hope you got mad ativan bruh

anyway, i think it was just a cry for help, 50 feet into water

i hope ur next river experience is more like pic related, cheers

>>9971173
I know one in France, vie libre (free life). There's probably equivalents in the UK.
Some links here https://www.reddit.com/r/stopdrinking/wiki/index#wiki_real_life_support_groups
Also look for medical rehab/groups/help, it should be available there.

>>9971235
They don't force god, they force a higher power. AA founder said it's doesn't have to be God or Jesus, it can be a door knob and work as well. Many in AA pick the AA group as higher power.
Some groups are more religious than others, depends on the place. Large towns have different meetings.

>>9971287
Nah man, I’m old and have chronic oneitis.
Ever seen the movie se7en? Remember the scene at the end in which the copper is holding back from shooting a dude, then in a split second, it happens? That’s a pretty good way of describing how I felt. It just... overwhelmed, and suddenly I was broken and soaked.

>>9971268
Well whatever, nobody's forcing you to. Anyone smart in AA isn't going to push any religion on you, even mild spirituality is enough for most people.

I don't believe in any organized religion. I believe in god, if you want to call it that, and that I'm here for a purpose, and that god looks over me if I allow him to. I don't even bother to really define god, doesn't even have to be a creator, could just be the vague sense that everything is meant to be for a reason, that's all. It's enough for me, and honestly that helped me more than anything (more than AA or rehab), as simple as it sounds.

>>9971309
chronic...pancreatitis?

>>9971304
>AA founder said
kek bill was all about it being god and god only
the first 100 were like fuck that and voted to change the manuscript

>>9971309
ur arm doesnt look old, im 30, what are you, 37?

>>9971321
39 this month

Im already drunk, got home after serving shit for food all day long. what's up guys i want to take a shit.

>>9971336
THAT'S NOT BOOZE SIR IT'S POISON
>fuck u u don't kno me
>glug glug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKkCP7ovMQA

If you're ever going through withdrawals with a heart rate of 125+bpm, you should listen to this.

>>9971304
Right thanks, even if you sound like an AA fanatic.

>>9971276
>not using your IV to inject memes

>>9971188
Where are our stories, fgt.

>>9971336
what is that from

>>9971353
some serbian general got convicted of war crimes and drank poison after shouting I AM NOT A WAR CRIMINAL, was big 2017 news dude where u been

>>9971353
planet earth a place where people eat shit for dinner and pay a lot of money for eat...sometimes they kill themselves

>>9971336
anyone memed this so the guy is drinking the new irn bru formula? I'd do it but don't have the skills

>>9971344
That anon is one of the most respected posters here, has been for a long time. Recognise the post style from forever.
I still don’t like AA, but it seems it’s beneficial for many, even curative for some. Would def give it at least one go.

>>9971358
y u so funny nigga

>>9971346
I’ve wasted my life

>>9971357
actually he served his time then they were like lol nope gotta do 5 more

>>9971350
Went into hospital in June and was hallucinating seeing people who weren't there etc. Sorry not a great story,

>>9971362
id do it, but i don't meme around much and never drinked a irn bru... is it good? what's the taste bruh?

>>9971367
you're ok anon, where do you live?

>>9971379
austin texas, where u can't buy booze after midnight and not before noon on sundays

and bumbler is full of fat dykes, tindr is full of thots, the office is full of stuck-up cunts, and craigsslist is full of faggot cock

>>9971357
My country never reported it.

>>9971372
How much of an extended sentence did he get? 5 years isn't worth killing yourself over.

>>9971365
AA works for people which is great, so wasn't really bashing it. But it'll never work for me - the meetings are either too large (no connection with people) or you get hit with the weird hand holding religious bullshit out of the blue. Also I don't have a disease - that is complete nonsense. Great if you believe it and it helps you, but it's bs,

>>9971389
Jokes on them I just pop a vivitrol when I don't want to drink.

>>9971382
at least you good some good music going (thinking in "!quaker city - good evening" right now).... and barbecues... the thots you can fuck if you're drunk enough, what you're doing with your life anon?

>>9971350
Too drunk, plus phoneposting, plus cringe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqFsyDn6b4c

>>9971399
>cringe
That's the best part.

>>9971397
eh, 10 days sober after a titanic month long relapse after a year clean, working in tech, taking hot baths, eating chocolate covered twinkies, smoking marlboros

My dad just died. The police found him rotting on his bed in my childhood home. He was only 61.

What should I drink /alck/

>>9971401
aw shit man no pls

>>9971404
fucking a m8, congrats on the bath and twinkies... how's your job dude?

>>9971413
beer, the rest is bullshit. why didn't you looked for him?

>>9971413
The last drink you remember having with him.

>>9971413
what did he like drinking? if you don't know buy a litre of whisky and make sure you lose your job tomorrow. Thank me later.

>>9971386
>5 years isn't worth killing yourself over.
i think it was more the principle of things

>>9971423
it's fine, actually better than fine, got a bonus coming on line soon, might buy a watch, still get the weeknight no girlfriend / work stress weepies sometimes

>>9971429
>>9971423
I never drank with him. We weren't that close, especially towards the end. He died a shut in and a loner as he slowly was wittled away by disease and opioids.

Maybe I'll have a beer or two. I need to drive down state tomorrow and start working on clearing the house out. I'm kind of scared of returning there. All those memories...

God could simply mean
Group of drunks

>>9971445

Post good tunes boys

https://youtu.be/U4mpUbbY1CM

>>9971389
You have a mental illness, obviously. If you don't want to call it a disease, whatever. But there's definitely fucked up with you.

>>9971401
>>9971401
this is one of those videos that if you watched it high would seem so deep and i would probably cry.

Not that I can even smoke weed anymore because it gives me turbopanic

Am I a bad person for not responding to/ignoring an ex who won't fuck off despite me dating someone else for over two years now and knows this

>>9971413
Fuck. That’s... fuck.
If there is any conceivable way by which you can stay sober, do it. Drinking will merely prologue the grieving process, and furnish you with horrific anxieties upon sobering up, at which point the grief will still be waiting to be processed. Dealing with something like that while in WD is not something you’ll enjoy.
Sorry anon.

AA is for faggots and leftists

>>9971462
No.

>>9971453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QssASLurwJI

Hope all you rednecks enjoy.

>>9971453
I followed this guy cause you posted him here before and he's retarded.

Here's a good tune though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3sRanO8FgM

>>9971469
Good. What the shit is with ex's like this? I can see still having feelings and shit, but fuck off with your bullshit. If someone clearly doesn't want you anymore, why in the world would you want to still be with them?

>>9971453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg

Had some really slow passionate sex with my gf when we had first met to this song. Really felt like love.

Pretty sure I was half drunk. I was pretty broke and living in some shitty studio duplex near all the bars. Only the blue light of the laptop, this song and me on top of her going slow as fuck while she moaned underneath me.

that was a good night before the drinking stopped being fun.

Redpill for weak pussy alcoholics

https://youtu.be/xRB1kUdCyZQ

>>9971457
Probs, but the "mental illness" of not controlling my hand movements and esophagus does not exist. Addiction is a pleasant lie made up to help the most desperate and pathetic alkies. I wish there was a program out there that avoided this nonsense.

at least i got addicted to porn

im better than you suckers

>>9971462
no, seconded and not samefag

>>9971470
Love this. Thanks anon.

>>9971441
nice dude, you problably deserve it... or not, i'm no fucking omniscient dude who knows it all, but i'm happy for you.

that's a cool movie, i would rub my dick against that pc the whole night if i was him... but that's nothing new to me.

shit man, i gotta take a bath i'm fucking stinking... keep being this cool dude m8, cheers, heres another cool band from your place m8:

>>9971453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ydB8fG8Csg

>>9971444
don't feel bad man, that was his choice... you're a good son, some people have some luggage even from before that they can't get rid, try to remember the good parts and if you can't remember every bit of hapiness you had in your life, in some way.... you owe to him. cheers, sorry for your lost.

>>9971475
She's jealous. Similar story to yours m8
>GF breaks ups with me
>be sad for a while
>get fit
>get on tinder
>eventually get a prettier GF
>months later get a text from ex asking me back
nope.avi

>>9971491
They're ex's for a reason, right?

>>9971486
>not posting the superior jawbreaker version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZTvqUvgYCI

lucero is great though.
Are alot of other young alcks into alt-country shit like this? If you like lucero deer tick is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2lVqBldyL8

>>9971491
that's gotta be a damn good feeling though anon

fucking women

>>9971494
I guess so. I did love her when she broke up with me which really hurt. But that was years ago and I'm even more happy now with my new girl. Just don't reply to her messages.

>muh gf
>muh gf

Shut the fuck up. >>>/sobriety/

>>9971508
the brain is so fucking stupid
>I LOVE YOU I NEED U IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IF U LEAVE
8 months later
>what was that bitch's name again...

>>9971500
Shit m8, im taking a shit right now... But ill hear it after being sober. Thanks, g night for yall.

Store open in 6.5 hours. What do

>>9971508
>tfw girl you really loved randomly tells you that she doesn't think she wants to ever get married or have kids
>dump her, wtf am i here for then
>months go by, really torn up at first, eventually start dating again, meet great new girl with similar goals and ambitions
>fall in love and everything going great
>see photo of ex at a wedding while everyone else is slow dancing with their s/o or date she's sort of just standing there by herself without a date or anyone
>sorta feel bad for her

I have no interest in going back to this chick, i'm very happy where i'm at but it felt weird to see.

>>9971530
Take a nap.

>>9971485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDwltcAo_Bg

>>9971481
>Probs, but the "mental illness" of not controlling my hand movements and esophagus does not exist

You sure about that...?

>I wish there was a program out there that avoided this nonsense.

There is. It's called getting your shit together. Start doing the things you already know you need to be doing.

How the fuck do alcoholics have gf's?

>>9971546
i dunno, girls are really unpredictable dude, i watch those prison / drug documentaries on youtube and all those violent skinhead inmates and heroin skag blasters have decent girlfriends

>>9971546
I go from stints of sobriety when they meet me and ease them into my alcoholism because i'm a terrible person

>>9971544
Yeah - can't control my desires but I have full control of my actions. They are two separate things.

>>9971546
fat chicks

>>9971546
>>9971561

Yup, fatties.

>>9971518
Pretty much. I went through a few rebounds before I got to that point, but it does eventually happen. Life's too short man.

>>9971533
>doesn't think she wants to ever get married or have kids
We like different women anon. I might get married to my gf to keep her happy but I never want kids, and neither does she.

>>9971546
I met mine on tinder lol. Took a year or so of fucking around with randoms but eventually found someone who would put up with my shit. Plan is to eventually taper down and get help, don't want to lose this one.

>>9971561
>>9971568
There are 'normal' people that visit the *chans, lads.

y'all remember tonetta? His not pervy shit is actually really good

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqCoWgcGDL8

>>9971561
Fuck that. Confidence, dude. Stopped fucking fatties in my teens.

>>9971453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr_B2IOUYSw

need a new thread

>>9971453
https://www.lyrics.camp/sarah-blackwood/drags-me-down.html

>>9971595
fucking christ almighty someone do it

>>9971595
You make 1

NEW THREAD

>>9971608

>>9971600
>>9971611
make me

>>9971618
Oh boy. This won’t go down well.

>>9971649
MURICA

NEW

NOW DONE PROPERLY EDITION

>>9971652

>>9971652

>>9971558
you're not in control of your action if you're compulsively acting on your desires.

>>9971465
I couldn't grieve without alcohol when my dad died. I have no emotions unless I'm drunk due to depression and derealisation.

Any chance we could all chat on omegle under alck?

>>9966770
Pick a neutral spirit
Mix it with juice or soda.

>>9967665
>>9967685
It has a rep as being boring, not necessarily bad. It is generally hard to find a whisk(e)y that is bad, but very easy to find one that is boring.

10pm here, not a drink all day, am I gonna make it?

I managed to be sober for 4 says straight 2017-01-01 - 2017-01-05.
Longest period in years.
I didn't even want to. Felt super.
Than I had a sml drink, and... yea....
Still - starting again on saturday. Never give up.

>>9971481
Now that's what I call denial.
You don't just claim "I'm not an alkie", you claim that alcoholism doesn't exist altogether.

And you want a program for what exactly? Just not drink without mentioning alcoholism or addiction?