/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9957986
sea roaches

Salt is a good choice, OP, and following in that same vein, I'd choose:
Vinegar

water

butter or maybe garlic

>>9957986

completely remove tomato not for the sake of being evil but just because tomato is terrible

>>9958022
>>9958021

starch

>>9958003

>>9958022
No! Take away anything but the tomato and the onion.

>>9958034
Bad dog! BAD!

>>9958034
Those are cherries though......bad dog hates cherries.

>>9958000
>Salt is a good choice
This is absurd.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/for-40-years-this-russian-family-was-cut-off-from-all-human-contact-unaware-of-world-war-ii-7354256/
>Karp Lykov fought a long and losing battle with himself to keep all this modernity at bay. When they first got to know the geologists, the family would accept only a single gift—salt. (Living without it for four decades, Karp said, had been “true torture.”)

>>9957991
No don't please.

To the other fag, how the hell do you hate tomatoes?

For me it would be apricots.

>>9958034
Relax pupper, tomate and cilantro are gone now

>>9958053
why bother getting rid of apricot if you're not going to also get rid of peach and nectarine

>>9958022
Tomato is the only food that makes me want to continue living

Pls no

Water

I had a litte piece of apricot as a child and thought it was a candy fuzzied peach. It was a very bad experience.

>>9958050
This is a knee-jerk fantasy game, dude. No reason to be so serious.

>>9957986
>Godmode coming through
Carbohydrates

Time

>>9958152

Easy,
Refined Sugar

>>9958297
At first, I was horrified but upon careful consideration, I think the world could definitely survive this.

Not the cherry tomatoes. I'll post up and pop them like candy

>>9957986
Hydrogen

>>9958035
>>9958003
>>9958132
>>9958139
>>9958344

>>9958003

Rekt

>>9957986
Sugar

>>9958035
>>9958344
>>9958139
How many recipes call for those?

>>9958419
>How many recipes call for those?

It's like saying you'll take out "food". Don't spoil the game.

>>9958003
kek

HFCS

you're welcome

If I really had this decision... To make the world a better place?

Corn Syrup

>>9957986
Passion

Sweetcorn

>>9957986

Flour.

>>9957986

all forms of sugar, including its "replacements"

>>9959015
Fuck you and fuck your mother if you'll take my baking from me.

I'd remove "cheese products" to save the Americans from their sad state.

>>9957986
MGS, you're welcome

Onions. Most dishes call for onions.

>>9957986
Love

Imagine nobody ever again being able to eat a meal made with love, the soccer moms will starve

Protons.

>>9958326
Refined sugar is actually a drug. Its not even a joke because its first use was intravenously for medical purposes. It was not until later that it made its way into our diet.

Matter

I wouldn't want to live without salt.

Life would be soo bland.

>>9959035
Metal gear solid is an integral part of any healthy diet. How dare you take it from me?

Potatoes.

Now come up with an original side every restaurant/amateur cook ever

>>9959425
>Integral
Noice

>>9957986

>>9959442
hope you enjoy bread and salad alongside every meal instead

soy

If we're gonna play this game right unlike the dudes deleing water and protons I'd go for soy.
My actual wish would be to erradicate fruit chunks, but it seems like cheating... i don't mind it if you blend it or slice it in really thin pieces and let it simmer or anything like that, but when someone just inserts chunks of any fruit in a recipe, dessert or not, it just feels lazy. For me it's akin to coating the cake with jelly beans.

>>9957986
Milk

Ranch or mayonnaise, stop putting this shit on everything

>>9959033
An even worse abomination exists that my girlfriend fucked up and bought and I threw it the fuck out
>Imatation Cheese Product
Fake fake cheese, wtf

On a sidenote, real American cheese from a deli is fantastic

>>9957986
Eggs.

>OP makes silly game thread aboitbdeprivingbthe world of any ingredient
>obviously should be focused on ingredients that humans need to make decent food
>picky eaters still find a way to ruin the thread
>This is why we can't have nice things

>>9960411
*depriving the world*
The fuck.....

>>9960411
>>9960417
I choose to remove you as my ingredient

>>9960381
Are condiments really an ingredient?

Love, because it is what makes all of my food tastes as good as it does and I honestly have no idea what I would do without it.

>>9960427
>>9960417

>>9960411

>>9957986
Dairy.

>>9960411
>reee stop shitposting in the shitpost thread

the real answer is corn

Yeast.

>>9959442
Potatoes is a good one.

For me it's probably beef and dairy. Ground beef has to be the best source of protein in the world.

>>9960735
This kills the American

>>9960763
Go fuck yourself. *drinks*

>>9960793
>*drinks*
go back to r*ddit

>>9960735
Only America would be really affected if you remove corn.

>>9957986
I would remove eggs.

>>9957986
Onions.

Remove water

Niggers

Cacao
Coffee
or pork

I cant really decide

>>9960834
popcorn tho.

>>9960870
:removekebeb:

I remove mouthwash before that one anon kills himself

>>9958572
>To make the world a better place?
Just America, the rest of the world use regular sugar

>>9959302
>refined sugar is a drug
Fuck off

>>9957986
Onions desu.

>>9957986
Remove All Spices.

>>9957986
Heat.

>>9960976
I was gonna say that but heat is a process and not an ingredient.

You don't eat heat.

>>9960914
addict detected

take away salt and you can cripple the global economy
governments would fall wars would be started
id go with salt

>>9961061
Take away my salt and I will get a taste for blood.

love

>>9957986
Tomato

>>9961069
Murder spree. Instant.

beans

>>9963048

>>9958022

Disliking tomato is one thing, I don't like them either, but the things are great as an ingredient in other shit. Dont be a homo

>>9958326

Europe has had sugar for less than 500 years.

>>9960924
Please god no. I was just going to say garlic but this is just beyond evil. I'm spiraling into a deep depression just thinking about this

>>9957986
Love
:^)

>>9963086
That was funny maybe the first time. Maybe.

>>9963082
If you take away garlic, I'm doomed.

Sugar was already taken (I eat way too much of the stuff) , so I choose cumin. I hate cumin and everything it touches.

>>9963370
Cumin is godly. Also, pic related.

>>9957986
HFCS

>>9958152
underrated post. I would not like to know how much time I've spent cooking for myself or others.

Flour

I would kill soy. RIP asians, vegans and numales

vanilla/vanilla extract

>>9963086
Good thing I cook with HATE. Everyone loves my racism filled vegan burgers

I pick monkey. Say your prayers, brazilians.

>>9963144
Are there really that many vampires where you live?

Alcohol

>>9959302
Omg you chat such shite my dude it that is not true in any way
also even if it was ever injected it wouldn't make it a drug that's like saying saline solution is a drug cos they give you it in a drip if your severely dehydrated

>>9963401
>You arent shitposting correctly

>>9963784
Good because shitposting is never my intention. The suggestion of eradicating cumin truly triggered me.

>>9960924
Fuck you, the spice must flow!

>>9958003
Congratulations, life on Earth never happened.

>>9958048
No anon they're cherry tomatoes