/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9954916
>imported from mexico
>costs 80 cents

I literally can't mail a letter to mexico for 80 cents.

>>9954916
I like this stuff. Not all that hot but has a great consistency and isn't all vinegar

holy shit! my buddy just introduced me to this shit and left a bottle at my house after we made tacos. I have been LOVING it.

>>9954916
Its good but its no tapatio

>>9954916
Wrong.

Yucateco Red

>>9954916
Enjoy burning your tastebuds off, ruining your digestive system, and having an awful time in the bathroom

>>9955355

And then there's this asshole

>>9954951
>>9955273
>>9955315
all wrong opinions.
Valentina extra picante is the best taste AND value in supermarket hot sauces

Agreed this is the best sauce. Cheap tasty spicy not too vinegar-y. I still buy Louisiana hot sauce for dirty rice and catfish and anything Cajun but if I’m eating Mexican it’s Valentina.

>>9955355
i'd get that checked out

I bought a bottle of this and what the fuck it's the most savagely hot shit I've ever had. I checked the ingredients and apparently it's just habanero and "natural pepper flavoring", but I've got a shitload of other habanero sauces that don't even come close to being this hot. I've even got a moruga scorpion sauce that I have to use way more of before it approaches its heat. What the fuck is this evil poison? How did they turn a humble habanero into the devil's diarrhea? Did they put capsaicin extract in it and not label it as such so they don't deter people?

I fuckin love it tho

>>9954916
>>9955273
get on my level pussies

>>9956138
Melinda's Habanero

and

Valentina Muy Picante

are the only two hot sauces worth stocking. Anything else is a shit
> inb4 muh yucateco sugar syrup

delicious

>>9956934
>muh yucateco sugar syrup

>>9956250
>Habanero

>>9957021
what's wrong with habanero, bitchtits

>>9956934
Would you like some chili flavour with your syrup sir?

>>9957021
>>9958314
Nothing, it's fruity fiery deliciousness but the flavour is too strong for tendyboy over here

Just bought this. Looking for a habanero sauce with less vinegar.

>>9958314
>>9959014
tastes like butthole

>>9959537
how do you know what butthole tastes like lmao

>>9955355
Cayenne at least is good for digestion and blood flow.

>>9959578
A little bit of cayenne is really good in black coffee too.

This shit is very tasty.

anyone try this from trader joes? reminds me of taco bell sacue or something and has ZERO sodium!

El Yucateco Mayan Sauce, Valentina Extra Hot, Yucatan Sunshine, Tabasco Habanero. Cholula garlic

>>9959691
Is that Michael Jackson?

>>9955273
this stuff shouldn't even be called hot sauce
fucking Frank's is hotter than this

>>9954916
You need to start these threads with a sit tier rather than god level sauce so everyone unifys against the thread instead of having it full of plebs and they opinions

>>9956133
>Did they put capsaicin extract in it and not label it as such so they don't deter people?
I'm pretty sure most of these hot sauces do this nowadays. I love obscenely hot stuff but it's a shame that they go out of their way to avoid saying they use capsaicin extract. Makes finding a plain habanero sauce more difficult than it should be. I don't have a problem with extract sauces but it's hard to know what you're getting sometimes.

>>9956996
>>9959006
I usually don't like yucateco but the kutbil-ik-de is actually great.

>>9956133
Either selective pollination or "natural pepper flavoring" is habenero extract

>>9959022

give this one a try, it's delicious.

>>9954916
If I want something spicy I just add two scotch bonnets and some salt and vinegar instead of sauce then also something like valentina tapitio or chulula. For flavor

For me it's chopping up pickled peppers and using them as a spread

>>9958314
It's popular.

>>9959720
I love their habanero sauce. The chili pepper sauce is a bit too sweet for me.

>>9954916
you guys seriously need to stop or this shit will be 8 bucks a bottle

>>9959615
Cool it, Chef John.

>>9959816
Perhaps, but it tastes good.

Too fucking expensive though.

>>9960768
>dismissing chef john's sagely cayenne wisdom

>>9960620
Does the pickling make it less hot like it tends to do to jalapenos?

>>9955355
what the fuck is wrong with your body? go see a doctor

>>9956250
>not stocking Tabasco
disgusting

>>9961395
mm-mmm I sho does love spiced vinegar

>>9955355
A sauce that mild gives you dugeative problems? I would seriously consider getting that looked into, you probably have IBS.

>>9961446
>types like a nigger
>taste like a nigger
pottery

>>9959537
Have tasted butthole? If it's clean it doesn't have much of a flavor. Just kinda musky and earthy. It has nothing in common with the bright, fruity flavors of habanero peppers, even when you don't consider the heat.

>>9961470
>pottery

Terra-cotta

>>9961470
>hurr what r sarcasm
christ you're dense

>>9961485
>le i was only pretending même
with every post your IQ drops a standard deviation

What peppers should I start growing to make a hot sauce from? I don't go in for anything to crazy, but I dig some of the less crazy habenero sauces. I'm wanting to grow something less readily available in stores if that helps

>>9961490
>trying to save face because you were too retarded to identify obvious sarcasm
I bet you eat paste for breakfast

>>9961496
>doesn't eat paste

>>9961496
>realy guys i wz only prentending!!

>>9961500
Does that mean the same thing In America as in Scotland?

>>9961703
Yes

>>9961369
Dunno never had an actual fresh pod. I assume the brine steals some of the spice since it gets spicy too. These little devils are still hot as fuck though

Kind of hard to describe, but tabasco tastes so crisp and fresh. It's very vinegary, but there's something else going on.

All other hot sauces taste stale in comparison.

>>9959775
yeah with his signature long braided ponytail

>>9954916
naaah, man. El Tapatío or El Yucateco are way better. Less vinegarish.

>>9959720
that shit is delicious! not spicy at all, but goddamn I love it

>>9954928
right? i cannot believe it's still that cheap. when dicks on the internet make it a thing it will change to $2.40 a bottle or more.

>>9960651
>I love their habanero sauce
I got that one too
so far I've used it in my mumbo sauce and in this asian dressing

>>9964094
wish they would sell a bottle the size of franks or bigger

>>9954916
>not tapatio
on another note, I really like these hot sauces because they manage to be spicy and flavorful without going overboard with the spiciness at the expense of the flavor, such as a certain brand which will not be named here.

>>9966924
>such as a certain brand which will not be named here
could you please name for a pleb?

>>9966954
Pain 100%

>>9955273
might as well post some ketchup, weak as that shit is

>>9967532

Question for 'Muricans or people who tried Hot Ones hot sauces. Which one should I get if I want something really hot, but also something that has a nice flavor? People on the show and outside it generally recommend Blair's, so I wanna hear you thoughts on it.

>>9967648
The mad dog they had on the show tastes metallic but mad dog gold is the best sauce I've ever had.
The last dab is good but only on things where you'd normally put mustard such as sandwiches. I'm not that familiar with all the sauces they've featured but I know they have dirty dicks on there and it's not that hot but is delicious, most of their low-end sauces are.

If you're looking to get into very hot sauces, for me the best advice is that if there's a sauce with no pepper extract it will probably taste awesome, sauces with it are hit or miss. Don't let extract turn you off because sometimes you can't really tell it's in there

>>9955273
this shit sucks and is overpriced

>>9967959
Okay, thanks for the comprehensive post. Gonna keep it in mind next time I order something form the internet.

>>9959720
tj's has shit tier hot sauce. Except for their habanero but that shit is too hot for casual use desu

>>9954916
7/10 balanced
>>9955273
7/10 for green pepper, the rest taste like nothing
>>9959720
4/10 needs salt to make it taste like anything at all
>>9960620
9/10 I prefer crushing fresh peppers but in a pinch this is de way
>>9967558
0/10 this is purely chemicals

extra hot just tastes like tapatios, more hot isn't more better

>>9954916
>not making your own hot sauce
not gonna make it

>>9955273
this isnt hot sauce tho

>>9959022
This might sound like heresy but combine this with cholula chili lime and you have the greatest hot sauce ever made.

I've tried all the valentina's, all eyucults, all the Tapatios, all the Cholulas, and this tops them all in flavor.
You guys are acting like a bunch of hot sauce hipsters. Stop it!

>>9969502
Chipotle is gross though

>>9967558
way too artificial tasting. i can't believe there was a huge fad of it thats come and gone already.

only one worth buying unless you can be bothered to make your own

>>9954916

I first learned about this on /ck/ and bought some. Pretty god and cheap. Tell my food snob buddy about. It's fantastic!

/ck/, why you so crazy?

>>9954916
I bought this for the first time when I was looking for tapatio but couldn't find it and I honestly think I may have a new favorite hot sauce. good and spicy, but super flavorful as well.

>>9954940
Fucking white people ruin things as much as niggers

Where do I get this for cheap? Or chili sauces in general.

>>9969554
this

fuck chipotle

OH JOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYlCztAZ3AA

whats the best vinigger sauce

>>9954916
I love it too but you can’t just have one kind of hot sauce at home. I also have franks red hot, bufalo brand jalapeño sauce, la guera salsa macha, jalapeños in vinegar with carrots, etc.

>>9956138
Never tried this. What kind of pepper? What it taste like

>>9974165
Red savina pepper. Never tried it though.

Plebs

>>9974743
>habenero
plen

Hot sauces are the fedoras of the culinary world.

>>9975266
let us laugh at this pussy bitch boi

>>9960599
just bought this a few weeks ago- i got the 'beware comatose level heat' bottle. but mmm it's some tasty stuff. I need to find a new mango habanero sauce that isn't overpowering

You're correct OP

>>9967648
Blair's Mega Death is the one I use when meeting people who boast about their heroic chilli abilities.

I use it sparingly to add extra heat to other sauces and dishes, had a new coworker once ask to try a teaspoon full. Ten minutes later he wished he were dead.

Just picked up some of this. Pretty good.

>>9975612
I'm actually very sad that I reached peak pepper performance. I ordered some reapers and absolutely love eating them, enough heat to burn but not too bad and I look like a hero when people try to taste or eat one. They burst in tears and shit and have like panic attacks and I'm able to have no reaction.

What's sad is that there's really no going up from there and the stomach pains from eating reaper pods are not at all worth it. Seriously if that pain hit and you did not know what caused it you would 100 percent go to the emergency room. That said I swear I think mad dog 357 hold) gold edition burns hotter thsn reaper pods and doesn't give you the demon hot pepper baby

>>9975712
>>9970571
Why are they so much better than Tabasco, bros?

>>9975712
>one drop does it
doubt.jpg

>>9977373

>>9977391
Name one hot sauce where one drop is enough.

>>9977399

>>9977399
Blair's ultra death.

>>9977407
>the last dab

>>9976390
they're entirely different kinds of peppers and flavors?

>>9972760
oh. you know.

>>9977407
This isn't true I apply it as liberally as mustard to my sandwich

fuck off namefag

>>9977605
Have you even eaten the last dab or did you just believe the marketing?

For me, it's Dave's Insanity.

>>9975612
Nice, gonna grab it to fuck with my friends a bit.

>>9976352
How did you build up your tolerance towards hot sauces/peppers/whatever? You just eat a lot of 'em during a certain span of time or what?

>>9977931
Yeah I just put hot sauce on my food every day and seek hotter when I get a chance

>>9977969
Cool, gonna try to do the same.

>>9976390
Tabasco sauce uses tabasco peppers.

Louisiana and Crystal use cayenne peppers.

Louisiana hot sauce is my favorite simply because I personally prefer the taste of cayenne peppers to tabasco peppers.

Skip the crystal sauce, though. It is like a watered-down version of the Louisiana hot sauce.

>>9977373
That's just the legal warning for non-Louisiana and non-Texas residents.

>>9979130
>Skip the crystal sauce
Wrong!

>>9956250
It doesn’t have sugar in it. Or corn syrup.

>>9970571
I'd that Swedish on the bottle?

>>9979661
looks like arabian or whatever

>>9980980
nah just confirmed with my buddy it's Swedish

>>9981324
t. retard

I put this bourbon hot sauce all over my plate and it tastes as if someone vomited after a night of drinking jim beam and then made a hot sauce out of it

smells like it too

I don't wanna waste the food but fuck I really messed up

>>9981344
i want you, dear reader, to picture yourself in this man's shoes
pretend, for a moment, that you were actually this incapable of understanding the joke
"what a horrible existence that must be" you might imagine, secretly comforted by the notion that this thought experiment is purely rhetorical

BUT ALAS IT IS NOT
FOR THIS POOR SOUL YOU SO VICARIOUSLY MUSED AND THEN DISCARDED IS REAL FLESH AND BONE; MORE TRUE THAN YOU AND I

sleep tight, dear reader, if you can

>>9981371
>i make really long gay posts and watch anime

>>9981387
>i don't watch movement-enabled oriental art flakes