/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9938729
>Best poverty snack?
>>9938729
hell yeah

>>9938729

>>9938736

poverty snack, not poverty meal.

>>9938743
a poverty meal would be a 5 pack

>>9938729
Cheese and peanut butter? Sounds fucking rank.

>>9938807
You’d be wrong

An egg is like 10-15 cents and actually nutritious.

>>9938864
Not many eggs in the vending machines.

>>9938868
Prior planning prevents piss poor results.

I swear to god... food is getting to expensive here. If i ever become a millionaire i'll be sure to buy a few thousand drones with mini-guns, controlled by 4channers and fuck everything up here.

>>9938807
I know it sounds gross but somehow it works.

>>9938868
>cheap
>vending machine
Poor people thinking like this is why there are poor people

Bread and olive oil

>>9938807
In retrospect, it sounds really weird. It doesn't contain much actual cheese, so the crackers taste orange more than anything.

>>9938946
>the crackers taste orange more than anything.
It makes me sad tbhat this is true

>>9938729
Popcorn. A big container of unpopped kernels is cheap and will last a long time, plus it's fun to mess around with different ways to season it.

>>9939131
You seem to have a very low bar for what constitutes "Fun"

>>9939155
It's fun, okay? Sounds like you need more seasoned corn in your life.

the McDouble

this is nice when you're working 12 hours, forgot to bring lunch, and only have a vending machine.

it's like 600 calories. lots of energy to keep you going.

>>9938946
OMFG, This! The flavor of orange as a color. My favorite childhood snack.

>>9938729
Mmm captain welfare's I do enjoy some poverty
snacks
>teleports to Chicago

>>9938736

I put those into grilled cheese, I eat it then I cry about how I can't get ahead of inflation here in NZ

>>9939756
yeah being an AUSNZ neet sucks because the cost of living so high

>>9939761

I work full time, anon.

>>9939765
ah fuck thats even worse

>>9938729
peanut butter ones can fuck off but cream cheese and chives? that sounds great where do i sign up
never seen them here

>>9938912
sounds reasonable

>>9939155
doing things costs money

>>9939401

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR0WN55p_zI
>my favorite snack is the big. pink. cookie.

>>9938729
Thos cream cheese & chive ones are kino.

Maruchan Bowl noodles are less than a dollar around here. You can add, depending on the size, half a dozen or more shrimp and some scallions as well as any spices or small vegetable leftovers for under another dollar for a large lunch-sized portion.

Peanut butter saltines are fantastic with milk, and you can add bananas with toast to make it Elvis style. It's sort of meh, but you can make a high calorie meal with some cheap ground beef.

Soups and stews just made ahead and stored in the fridge for microwaving are inexpensive as hell, especially if they involve a lot of grains.

This plus hot dog condiments and chili from 7 11

>>9939401
Being an american, and as much as I like sugar, I hate those fucking things.
Literally tastes like sweetened chalk.

>>9938736
You INdonesia, bruh?

>>9938736
>>9941948

>>9942066
Autism- the meal

Name brand pasta regularly goes on sale for a dollar, and store brand is always that cheap. You can go to an Asian market for cheap as fuck ramen noodles. You just cook it at home add whatever you want that's cheap and bring it to work or snack on it at home. It's way cheaper than buying those individual packets or ramen or whatever.

>>9938946
You know you can make good cheese crackers at home for pennies...

>>9943236
it's been at least 60 years since anyone made crackers at home my friend

>>9940438
They're usually in a Variety Pack.

>best poverty snack
pic related

>this thread

i'm lmaoing at your lives

>>9940438
Thinking the exact same, those sound bretty good 2bh.

>>9943292
She's an ugly used up whore but damn those hips are making my dick wiggle.

It smells too much so I got too self conscious to eat these outside of the house.

>>9943310
I eat them niggers with garlic onions and sauerkraut fuck pussies mark your territory with strong scent

the struggle starburst

>>9943310
wtf are you talking about, i just had these 2 days ago. there was no strong smell.

canned tuna is a lot worse in terms of giving off a fishy smell.

i had no problem with my first try of smoked herring. all it had was a smoked scent.

>>9944259
But ultimately better in every way!

>>9943244
Yeah it's odd this generation has no connection to the food they eat. Screencap this comment for when I make a cracker cook along thread good buddy. I'm gonna bring it back.

>>9943310
I keep this shit in my glove compartment as a just in case ration.

>>9944259
I want to kill you, not because you're trying to be funny but because you're right

>>9938729
>poverty snack
nigger there damn good

>>9938807

>>9943309
>those hips are making my dick wiggle.

>>9944370
Poverty doesn't mean bad, dipshit.

>>9944234
>160 calories in 1 oz
holy shit. no wonder poor people get so fat

maybe every two weeks or so I'll buy a tub of these bad boys for $4 and some chopsticks and munch on them while I game.

I'm probably going to get cancer... unless I've already acquired it from you guys.