/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>not using this pic for op

just drank a fifth of fireball because it was on sale. i am disgusted with myself. im buzzed though

>taking naltrexone
>on a taper
>supposed to have 20 units today
>it's time for bed and I've only had 8 units

I'm going to Total Wine this weekend to pick up some whiskey and scotch, what should I get?

>>9934409
>>9934409
>>9934409

I need answers

>>9934416
Grow some nut hair and get drunk on some cheap ass beer

>>9934046
Is that the t rex dude from the CUpodcast?

Dat feel when you're coming off a binge, and on your first day of recovery, and you blast out that first monster whiskey shit of the day and feel all cleaned out, then go straight back to bed.

If I had a shot for every time a co worker says "You look tired" I would be a dead man.

Three years of this shit.

>>9934105
What movie is that? Also I just had two months sober a few days ago. I'm having trouble still wanting to go to AA since I got the monkey off my back.

>>9934105
Does the vivitrol help you? Someome suggested I try it.

I've managed to cut down massively over Christmas due to not wanting family to see what a mess I am and my poos have become solid for the first time in three years, wahay!

I have to stifle my screams as I pass huge, thick logs out of my revirginised butthole

>>9934524
Its from the movie Flight, exciting and sad at the same time.

First completely sober sleep since the holidays and I did 10 full hours

Feels so good lads

>>9934524
It's called flight or something about some nigger learning to fly a plane but in typical around blacks never relax fashion he fucking crashes it, killing everyone on board and then being a nigger ends up in prison of course even though he wus a gud boy who dindu nuffin

>>9934895
You’d be much happier and less abrasive if you stopped visiting /pol/. It’s a big world anon, you just sound like a fool for arrogantly proclaiming that race dictates culture. No better than insisting that your mother is as much of a slut as a crackwhore just because she has a vag.

>>9934416
Chances are you just don't know how to make a good gin tonic

I tried making one myself a couple of times and it always tasted like shit, untill i was in a restaurant and ordered a gin tonic (the same brand) and it was absolutely delicious. Try going to a place where they make one for you and see if you like it better then. If you don't, you probably just won't like gin in general.

>>9934907
Who's talking about race? Niggers are a different species entirely

>>9934932
Grow up.

>>9934958
If you had to choose between living in a neighborhood full of blacks or a neighborhood full of whites, which would you choose?

Exactly, so stop being a baby and fuck off.

>>9934991
I’d rather live in a neighbourhood full of nice black people, than a neighbourhood full of infuriating childish morons of any race.

>>9934932
Mulattos don't and can't exist?
How about you pick up a dictionary and stop acting like a nigger.

>>9934036
>tfw first almost perfect sober sleep and waking up in your blankets in the morning when it's like 5 degrees out feels like the warmest most comforting hug ever

>>9934999
That wasn't the choice you fucking little snake. You know nothing about them except one group is black and one is white. Even niggers would choose white so that they could rob easier/not get shot

>>9935077
Anon, this isn’t /pol/. Please stop spewing your ignorant, poisonous rants here. You’re an angry, nasty person, and we feel shit enough already without you shitting the place up with ignorant brat whinging.

>>9935040
Ikr. I know homeless people, it amazes me that they’re alive at all. I don’t think I’d last a week.

>>9935091
please stop rejecting reality

>>9935108
Reality is that if you shit up or fuck off, this thread will be a lot nicer. You’ve absolutely no reason to whine about race of all things, in an al/ck/ thread.
Ironic that /pol/ is a hated minority, and that peoples’ grievances with it are valid, unlike yours.

>>9935117

he's right though you kept the discussion going and tried to make it even more irksome with your retarded answers.

get the fuck back to the alcoholic part of this thread i am trying to feel like shit here

>>9935124
/pol/ is an absolute plague, im not going to sit back and let kids scream shit like that without repercussion. I didn’t start this shit.

>he feels sad when under the influence of alcohol

>>9935134
I'm not a kid though I'm 31 with a PhD and have travelled to many different countries. So now that your little "uneducated child" argument is as limp as your excuse for a penis, what you got next?

>>9935134
the Chicago Police scanner threads were pretty great. they had drinking games where every time someone said "shots fired" you had to take a drink, which was like every 10 minutes. They found a body hanging from a crane

>>9935144
That you’re a poisonous, angry fool who’s simply wrong, and serves no purpose other than to piss people off. Simply not a nice person. As such i want you to fuck off to /pol/, where the other immature brats looking for someone in whom to blame their inadequacies will no doubt welcome you. Al/ck/ is not the place for it, you are an unnecessary source of negativity and hate.

>>9935134
I don't know about you, but i wouldn't want to live in africa, anon.

>>9935134
>im not going to sit back and let kids scream shit like that without repercussion

lol you sound like one of those fat liberal chicks that spends their time "resisting white supremacy"

>it's another episode where an al/ck/ reveals he's hitting the drink because he's surrounded by wogs

>>9935155
>>/tumblr/

>>9935155
>you are an unnecessary source of negativity and hate

You're on fucking 4chan

>>9934907
The thing was he did do something wrong and he crashed the plane cause he's an alchoholic. But they went dindu nuffin and there was this big sob story. I actually watched this on the plane to the US

>>9935170
Al/ck: is nothing like 4chan generally though. Go link the thread on /b/ and see how it becomes instantly unbearable. /pol/ coming in and screaming NIGGER in response to FUCKING EVERYTHING, is no better.

>>9935165
seeing your country decline because catladies and the tribe started letting in muds is not a pretty sight to see, anon.

>>9935155
>That you’re a poisonous, angry fool who’s simply wrong, and serves no purpose other than to piss people off. Simply not a nice person.

HE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS LMAO

>>9935155
Wasn't that was Kant talked about? The categorical imperative is just being "nice". This anon really gets it.

You're probably a woman.

Broke my 4 day sober streak on 3 "half" glasses of wine, a rum and coke, and 10 shots of vodka. Now I'm gonna pick the scraps off a leftover chicken carcass and go to work. I fucking hate myself.

>>9935179
I wasn't mocking, I agree. Furthermore it's not pretty to see your great literature being pushed aside in favour of promoting AN THE TING GO SKRAAAAA because """diversity""".

>>9935180
Do you believe that black people are from another species than whites? If not, why be so obtuse? It’s a reflection of character, not of reality. Angry brats throwing a tantrum.
If all black people died right now, /pol/ would just find something new to hate. They’re the problem, not race.

>>9935186
Oh yeah 3 beers in between the rum&coke and vodka. Jesus. I also ate chef boyardee cold straight from the can.

>>9935188
there used to be a lot of libertarians on /pol/ back in the ronpaulposting days. The racist shit only showed up when all of the forced immigration occurred and we realized our democratic process was a sham that didn't even benefit us.

/pol/ might be a disease but it's cause is our current society.

>>9935186
>>9935195

>that miserable drive to work after getting smashed and knowing you have to suffer for 8 hours at least

>>9935186
4 days mate good going. Pick yourself up and try again! Think of how good it is to wake up with a clear head and be able to enjoy eating without feeling like you're gonna puke

>>9935188
https://infogram.com/us-crime-in-black-and-white-1gzxop49q0okmwy

I believe CIA, FBI, CDC, Homeland Security statistics.

>>9935173
I hate blacks as much as the next guy but the fact that he's black has nothing to do with the story. It is never mentioned.

>>9935178
It's the same on /v/, slightly less in /vg/, almost none at /vr/ [people go full apeshit about old cdr tvs' resolution there, instead :^)]
So appareantly /pol/ and teh memes are real deal mostly for cheeky teenaggers

>>9935207
Oh! And personal experience's
That's if you can read

>

>>9935212
Why does it need to be mentioned? He's fucking black, only blind people would need it mentioning to them but they'd still be able to tell because of the ooga booga coming from his fat, flappy lips.

>>9935207
A-are you telling me that this proves that black people are from a different species?
Do you believe that they are, even if you can’t post sources, and if not (I.e if you’re correct) then why post it? I can see no reason other than to be inflammatory.
It should come as no surprise to you that there racial tensions exist, chiefly because of the morons who actively attempt to cause conflict, even when they know they’re wrong.
If you’re really going to insist on being an infuriating pain in the ass and making the whole situation worse, at least accept that you’re a part of the problem. You are poison.

>>9935203
>tfw time goes by really slowly

>>9935223
>If you’re really going to insist on being an infuriating pain in the ass and making the whole situation worse, at least accept that you’re a part of the problem.

So you're conceding to his point, but you think we should just sit back and pretend like nothing is wrong?

>>9935212
His stupid speech reminded me of Martin Luther king Jr. Both white and black should suffer for that

>>9935223
Niggers are poison.

>>9935223
Yeah makes quite a lot of sense that we are a different species

>>9935218
>black people on a chinese cartoon blog

y tho

>>9935230
>niggers are poison
By making blanket statements like that which you know to be wrong, so too are you. Whether you like it or not, there’s as much diversity amongst black people as there is amongst white people.
>>9935227
I’m saying you should stop screeching like an angry kid. Spewing lies and exaggerations for the sole purpose of making people miserable. Vile.

>>9935243
Oh sure. There is diversity.
Buy do you know what an average is? Did you read my article I linked. I don't expect you to. I expect you to ignore anything I post solely cause its WACISTTT

Here is it just in case
https://infogram.com/us-crime-in-black-and-white-1gzxop49q0okmwy

Nothing odd about blacks committing 25% more violent crimes than whites. We are all the same species and every person is there own person!!!
Except that Asians have the least percentage, than whites than blacks

>>9935255
Show me the post in which I denied that there are differences between races. I’ll wait. To say that all black people are so inclined is the issue I’ve argued against, and I’m right.

>>9935243
>lies and exaggerations

>>9935263
I know you never said there were not differences. I was making fun off you cause you said we are all the same species when we are not

Learn how to read you fucking spastic lmao

>>>/pol/
What are we drinking this fine morning gentlem- al/ck/s?

>>9935268
Yes, lies and exaggerations.
Poor white people are more inclined towards violence and criminality than wealthy white people. There is a vast number of issues which cause the conflict we as a species endure, and filthy /pol/ brats galloping up to your face and willfully screaming lies in an attempt to cause conflict are amongst the worst of the lot.

>>9935278
K cider, just to get rid of a vodka hangover having relapsed. Suffering.

>>9935280
Difference there is white people don't celebrate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=517WVJNdO5g

>>9935280
You've read that wall of text? You really must like Christian Bale I guess.

(can I get brief summary?)

>tfw a reditor ruins the thread by being a whiny little faggot who gets triggered by racial slurs

>>9935293
Anon, I can’t be bothered. I mean, look at this fool >>9935275
This is futile.
I think you know you’re wrong. If you don’t, what can I say, I’m not sure whether to loathe you or pity you.

Going to watch some Richard Ayoade on YouTube, the millionaire Brit comedian, because he’s a really funny guy with whom I’d like to be friends.

>>9935134
Don't feed the trolls.
Don't answer to trolls, it means they win.

It would be nice in the future if we could just avoid getting into fights with racists in these threads. If they spout their bullshit and nobody responds they'll probably just leave or talk about something else. It's like, cool nice opinion but this is not the place for those discussions. It shits up the entire thread.

DO NOT RESPOND TO /POL/
DO NOT REPLY TO /POL/

LET'S KEEP THESE THREADS WHAT THEY WERE MADE FOR: SAD PIECES OF SHIT CRYING INTO THEIR DRINKS

>>9935319
Yeah maybe. Christ they’re a pain though. I will try to ignore them, not really fair on al/ck/.

>>9935319
And this goes for anyone else spouting off-topic bullshit, not just anti-black. These threads are unique and special, let's try to self-moderate

>>9935325
I agree. I can't stand that shit but arguing will only give them what they want and feed the fire.

I don't expect this to actually happen but it would be nice.

>he is STILL sad while drinking alcohol

>>9935319
1l of 7% beer for 1.10 $, solid 4/10
beat that, niggers

>>9935319
Thanks.

>>9935354
>>9935336
>>9935328
>>9935325
>>9935319

Bunch of faggots. Probably not even alcoholics. little faggots who get hungover off a couple of beers and think they've got "the shakes".

>>9935367
on the topic of hangovers I notice I get them sometimes if I don't drink enough. Anyone else get this?

>>9934036
I knew somone who was a alcoholic so bad when the famly forced them sober, kid injected himself with alcohol from his last stash for weeks.
Couldn't find it, just had to wait till he ran out.

Guy ended up walking 3 miles to donate blood plasma to get money to get alcohol. As far as i know he still lives in his own vomit covered room.

I wait for his mom to die [ mum has lupus ]maybe help him not die then, she supports his habit.

If he lives longer than her.

>>9935395
Can’t say that I have. Maybe your liver hasn’t finished processing it when you wake, do you’re not yet in withdrawal.

>>9935395
You're confusing withdrawal and hangover. It's relatively common to confuse them.

>>9935268

'more i need more of this shit i am fascinated where can i get a years worth of these stories please

>>9935196
>/pol/ going fash from libertarian is a reaction to their forced dispossession
This is a good thing though.

Got tipsy so I wouldn't end it with the gf

>>9935401
>>9935404
I'm not a daily drinker and honestly can't drink much due to weak asian blood.
I wake up fine from a quarter of a 70-75cl bottle in one night on my own but 2 pints when I'm out with friends gets me if I don't continue drinking later that night

>>9934907
Let me guess... You're from the uk?

>>9935425
What do you mean?

>>9935466
Was gonna yell so drank to chill out.

Anger is starting to set in now

>>9935521
What did she do bruh?

>>9934497
That's why you shouldn't drink when you watch TV cuz you forget what you saw and drinking any kind of liquor will kill your liver even beer and wine will kill it it's all the same crap! Now what I drink is a fruit and vegetable drink has over 80 fruits and vegetables in it and it makes you healthy and gives you a natural high that's very good for you keeps you in good spirits keeps you from getting depressed it makes you feel good inside! Almost maybe even better than shot of dope!

Fuck I'm so constipated and I haven't even eaten in 2 days. My shit is like a rock.

>>9935540
maybe time for a comfy enema

Hey guys it's been a few weeks, how many of you are still alive?

>>9935540
Better than having diarrhoea.
Maybe try eating prunes and/or taking probiotics.

>>9935540
you should make a big bag of microwave popcorn. Clear you right out.

>>9935545
Me, to be honest.

Second day sober, fuck the holidays desu.

>>9935545
me, 4th day sober

>>9935547
I prefer diarrhea over constipation. At least it comes out. I'm sitting here poking a prairie dog in pain.

For the last third or last half of 2017, I'm pretty sure I had maintained an average of 2 days sober per 1 day drunk. I had done quite a bit of partying from December 23rd to... well... last night. I got drunk on the 23rd, 25th, 28th, 29th, 31st, then had a good 2 days sober before drinking on the 3rd and even then it was only 100-110ml of ethanol worth which is half of what I usually drink so that's good, then the day right after that (last night) I drank roughly 200-210ml of ethanol which is roughly average or perhaps even a tad below average. I feel like drinking again tonight, but I shouldn't.

Right now if I keep going the way I'm going, I should in theory still have around $50 come payday on the 15th, and I REALLY want to succeed in that. I need to save some money. Anyone else struggling to get back to their 2017-level of drinking?

>>9935555
Quads of triumph, anon.

>>9935561
Try drinking a lot of water, you might be a bit dehydrated. Water can also help constipation caused by fibre.

>>9935561
You may have to coax it out. If rocking back and forth don't work, trim your finger nails and show that turd who's boss.

>>9935573
just fucking stop bro, we've all gotta stop, you can do it, you're not too far in

>>9935577
I ended up biting the bullet and picking it out. It was disgusting, but I feel way better now.

>>9935545
gin blossoms in the motherboard here, made it through another bender and can't move on the floor for three days wd. don't know how many more of these I have in me... on the plus side I'm getting thrown out on my ass again March.

Any veteran al/ck/ies have any advice on how to deal with excessive sweating during a withdrawal? Lately my withdrawals have gotten so bad that I wake up every 20 minutes at night because I'm drenched in sweat, even in a cold shower my forehead is sweating, it's fucking unbearable. Just got 3 pints while at the store to try and subside this shit at least for a little while.

>>9935576
I always have ice water with me, but yeah, I'm definitely dehydrated after last night.

>>9935592
I've been drinking for 11 years and withdrawals still destroy me. I can't ever get used to that shit.

>>9935530

>>9935577
>Pulling poo out of your bum with your fingers

Well there's something that's never crossed my mind before. And I don't think I'll dwell on it for too long either thank you very much

>>9935597

I've been drinking heavily for about 7 years, but I can't drink non stop, when on a binge of about 2-3 days I wake up so sick that I just have to stop and I don't get hangovers anymore, it goes straight to all the worse withdrawal symptoms, I don't see demons anymore at night but now I get these fucking sweats and it's fucking crazy, I can deal with the nausea and anxiety but these sweats keep me awake at night.

>>9935611
You gotta do what you gotta do. And sometimes that's pulling shit out of your ass.

>>9935540

What always helps me is a beer and a cigarette, sometimes it doesn't work right away but after a few beers and 3-4 smokes I run to the toiler and even though it feels like theres a cinder block escaping my ass the relief is worth it.

>>9935524
Lost almost all my trust, making it up now.

Still sorting shit and venting on 4chan makes things better

>>9935555
I'm on day 5, get on my level

good job anon, keep it up. I find the first three days to be the hardest beause it's like, if I relapse early then not as much as lost. Fucking up after three days sober is somehow better than fucking up after three months, which I know is bullshit but that's how the irrational addict brain works.

I think someone broke in and raped me while I was drunk last night. I wish I was joking.

>>9935561
dude prune juice. Get a jug of it and go nuts. It won't be pleasant and you might tear your asshole apart but trust me it'll get the job done

>>9935641

I sometimes get hemorrhoids after a binge too, anon. Don't worry, they usually leave in less than a week.

Sometimes you gotta pull completely rotten week old dehydrated snooker ball turds out of your own ass. Shit happens.

The only treatment for sweating out your detox is showers and fresh blankets to shiver on. You won't want to shower but it really helps. Take three or more a day. Your body had been using alcohol to help thermo-regulate, it no longer has booze for antifreeze, and is in shock. It will relearn how to survive on it's own.

>>9935649
No, I vaguely remember someone over me in my bed. I hope it was just a bad dream, but I remember a lot of pain.

>>9935573
I'm trying to get AWAY from my 2017 level of drinking. I'm trying to get back to like... pre-2014. Or pre-2007 when I was a teenager and didn't drink.

>>9935653
Any signs of forced entry? At your residence and otherwise?

>>9935660
I left my patio unlocked like a dumbass. I think he came in there. It was all a fucking blur.

>>9935664
Yah but how's your vajoo?
Feeling sore?

>>9935664
are you m or f?

not really relevant but it seems a bit less likely that some rando would break in and rape a dude but then again I have no idea what kind of life you live or part of the world you're in

>>9935173
What if you got on a plane and the movie selections were all plane movies that would be fuckin trippy as hell

>>9935669
Extremely. And bleeding.

>>9935672
I'm male. Kind of scrawny for an almost 29 y/o.

Relapsed yesterday after three weeks of sobriety. Feeling like a bag of shit haha

>>9935673
As long as the pilot is white and capable I couldn't give a fuck

>>9935681
I know that feel. I finally got through withdrawals and then just ended up drinking. It's fucking retarded.

>>9935680
Also there's shit missing off of my desk. My 3DS is gone and so is my MTG deck.

>>9935680
sshit dude, that's fucked up. I'm sorry.

>>9935690
I just can't even begin to imagine why me or who would do it. I keep to myself and I don't have any friends.

i have managed to slow down my drinking but not stop it. i tried to beer taper but when it ran out i drank horrible cask wine.

now it's been 2 hours and i have only had 3 beers not 8.

>>9935698
You sound like an easy target.

>>9935680

>>9935294
Blacks have no foresight and live in Edenic innocence and happy, idiotic, low-population squalor, which they will immediately return to sans outside intervention.

>>9935302
>half-black comedian is clever and funny
>THEREFORE GROUPS DON'T EXIST
Nice.

We get it you hate blacks, go tell someone else now you've told us enough.
I bet there is even somewhere where you might find like minded "individuals"

>have police called on me after being drunk and talking with friend about suicide
>they get here and call an ambulance because I need medical help
>I get stuck with an almost $600 EMS bill
>they tell me to get forms to get the bill wavered
>fill out all the forms and mail them
>still dealing with people calling and hassling me about it despite me not even calling 911
Fucking kill me.

>>9935725

we get it you are a brainwashed leftist idiot. The sad thing is you find similar "individuals" screeching and demanding open borders everywhere you go.

The most vocal are not the majority. Remember Trump won despite every single one of you cunts screeching that he was losing.

>>9935653
>I vaguely remember someone over me in my bed.
Could be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
It's linked to alcoholism and can give hallucinations of people over your lungs that prevent you from breathing.

>>9935689
Well shit. Is there anti-thief on the 3DS when it connects with a different IP, or from a computer with your nintendo account?
Also see a doctor with a rape kit before taking a shit and taking a shower, for DNA evidence

>we
It's just you in here friend

>>9935715
Mayby it's a grain of truth in this
On the other hand they are less autisctic and greedy than whites and yellows.

(That's why they had a club and a drum when they had met armoured whites w/ firearms. They'll proably always be fukcked in this kind of confrontation).

Will /pol/ please go back to its containment board? Adults are talking

>>9935766
Just report and hide, no use in whining about it.

>>9935722
>being a butthurt child
>therefore all black people are the same
Cringe.

>>9935769
Seriously this. You're being more annoying than him at this point. Just shut up.

>>9935280
>Yes, lies and exaggerations.
Why, because it doesn't fit your narrative?

Watch Empire of Dust.

>>9935735
i have bills from my recent ER trip too shit sucks, i have probably blown 2000 USD a year since 2014 on ER trips

>>9935776
It’s more than one person.

i had gay sex on craigslist for the first time in my life during my last relapse, im 30 years old

i dont know what to do
this isn't bait

>>9935788
Congratulations I guess?

>>9935788
We know. You went on about it for like 2 threads.

>>9935788
Join a monastery my dude.

LMAO based jannies actually doing work

Omfg will /pol/ please just fuck off? So fucking annoying, go be a cunt on /pol/ instead, stop shitting all over this thread

>>9935793
fuck i knew i went on about it thought it was just the one thread though

i am going to chalk it up to experimentation that i should have done in college and am now getting out of the way, pray i dont get a major STD, and get back to normal

>is this what serious repression looks like? probably im just bi

>>9935799
/pol/ IS 4chan my friend. It's been that way forever. Scratch any board the right way and you get /pol/

>>9935799
>false flagging this hard
Pathetic desu

>>9935803
No, even moot absolutely hated you. This is not the place for your tantrums. Go be wrong somewhere else.

ahahaha they actually did report me. rather than report all your posts for being off topic as well i will do the right thing and let open discussion commence. Btw i have only posted once in this thread i was not the guy you were angry at. Sad. Sad. Sad.

>>9935810
Yes, and moot was a fag and we all know that. Nobody is having a tantrum here except you maybe.

Well this thread is an absolute bust

>>9934046
5th day sober, I'm feeling it

>>9935578
In truth, I don't want to stop drinking; it's far too much fun. Bringing it down to once a week is about as low as I'm willing to go. Still if you want to stop entirely, power to you, good luck!

>>9935593
Water would probably help then, dehydrate yourself good and proper. Drink water regularly until your piss is coming out clear; that means you're either PERFECTLY hydrated or OVER hydrated, but you won't over-hydrate yourself to a dangerous degree unless you perhaps chug several pounds of water all at once, or like 10lb of it (4.5L) throughout the day perhaps? What I'm trying to say is over-hydration isn't a big deal unless you go crazy with it.

>>9935658
I see, well good luck. I'm just glad to be out of my 2013-16 drinking; basically daily, and to full intoxication. At least 350 times getting drink in a year, I'd say, so obviously I've been drink over 1000 times in my brief life. Not even 30 years old yet. In 2017 I probably got drunk only 130-150 times at most, so I'm doing good! Not gonna set any real goals for myself; drinking every 3-4 days was working pretty good, 2-3 days is somewhat acceptable as long as it's not consistently every 2 days but 3-4 days seems great.

Give me your best tips for surviving without doing a taper. I need to get out.

>>9935816
Lmao redit btfo kys faggot

>not drinking as much
>hate life just the same
Just one of those days I guess
Any children of alcoholics here? I'm sure there are.

>>9935680
I don't think boys have vajoos

>>9935864
Yep, both were drunks and now dead. Mom went last, in her 50s. Her liver gave up.

>>9935680
>Extremely. And bleeding.
sounds like they gave you the D. sorry anon.

>>9935876
it is suspect of you to be sorry... mr. poopydick

>>9935796
What are they doing, lod?

>>9935909
Their jobs

>>9935864
My parents like a drink but are pretty moderate. My dad once told me his grandfather drank methylated spirits though.

>>9935864
Children of alcoholics are 4 times as likely to become one themselves.

>>9935922
Nice statistics you have there redit boy. You read that on a milk carton or something? Lmao fucking idiot

>>9935929
It's in the Ryan alcoholic documentary that you probably haven't watched.

>>9935914

It's not really a job if you don't get paid.

>>9935929
Did you know a dogs asshole is 50% cleaner than a humans mouth?

>>9935935
>watching documentarys

Kys redit FAGGOT

>>9935857
Go to ER or a local detox clinic or an alkie treatment centre. They'll taper you with benzo since there isn't any other solution beside taper with alcohol.
Or you may die.

>>9935942
Did you know my asshole is 100% cleaner than your mum's mouth, m8?

>>9935945
Are you retarded or just pretending?

good morning guys! went to casino last night and made 1400. drank all night after having steatorrhea all week. woke up and cussed my fiance out (played the victim card). then as soon as she left i drank some more and made breakfast. too fucked up to even eat. she wont be home till 2 (4 hours). wut do i do? she bought me a fucking puppy for christmas and i am too fucked up to walk it. im thinking, i drink more, go to park (with dog), and black out on slide. love you guys. stay strong

>>9935954
fuck me dead get a hold of yourself at least for the dog's sake, make sure it has water and food

>>9935949
if your figures are correct, that means dogs have super clean assholes.

>>9935959
im not that bad man :)
just enjoying my last few days of freedom before i start my new job

>>9935954
Just end your suffering already, for the dogs sake.

>>9935954
Please give it to me I'm poor.

>>9934416
No shit you hate booze you're a baby. Go join a frat or something.

>>9935960
anecdotal does not carry much weight, anon

ur mum on the other hand :^)

>>9935953
Yeah nah mate biased documentaries that embellish the truth to get more viewers nah mate they're well good I've learnt everything I know from documentaries on tv me

>>9936055
I'm way too drunk to give a shit about what you're saying.

>read post you agree with
>reply to said post
>get a (You) because it was actually something you posted while drunk

>>9936062
this guys an alright cunt

>>9935954
>steatorrhea
I had to Google that. That's me today, I have go back to the bathroom every 15 min to rewipe. I also had popcorn yesterday and kernals keep sliding out and making my asshole itch

~80 hours off and I'm getting irritable and anxious as fuck. I think I slept four hours last night. I've stopped drinking coffee and switched to tea because I felt like I was hit by lightning after one cup. How long does this bullshit last?

Just have yourself a little sippy, you'll feel a lot better

>>9934036
My fiance and I were kicked out of my parents' house a month ago. I've been prescribed a wild variety of SSRIs and Xanax and other little pharmaceutical goodies while heavily ingesting THC edibles and alcohol. I went to the store today and passed out in the aisle and I'm not sure how long I was there but no one helped me and it was actually the best sleep I've ever gotten. What happens now?

>>9936069
KEK

>>9936114
Probably nothing followed by a long miserable life

>>9936097
About a week. It tops around day 3 and gets better after that.

>>9936114
Don't mix SSRI and alcohol, don't mix benzo and alcohol. (I'm not sure about pot and SSRI.)
Did you talk about your alcoholism with the doc who prescribed you these?

>>9936168
I didn't mention the alcohol or the weed because I was scared. I am an idiot.

>>9936114
very comfy picture

also to answer your question, probably prostitution if you don't get your shit together sweetheart.

>>9934895
You're a fucking idiot. How would the pilot survive if he killed everyone on board? He actually saves a bunch of people. And it's a good movie.

>>9936184
Yah that was dumb

>>9935015
>wolves and dogs are the same species
>tigers and lions are the same species

>>9936062
>get btfo
>Hurr durr I'm too drunk to care

Lmao

>look mom i totally btfo that other guy
>that's another internet argument for me!
This is how sad you look right now.

>>9936191
Obviously i implied that he survived.

It would have been a good film if it wasn't for a black being forced into the role of main character and the constant blm propaganda. But unfortunately that's just the way films are these days. Fuck em

>>9936224
I'm not anyone you are talking to or about but you're the biggest faggot I've encountered today and that's AFTER I went to panera bread for lunch.

>goes to panera bread
>calls other people fags
sure thing pal

i got 8 beers and they ran out now i am drinking wine

>>9935178
Stop being such an asspained little bitch dude, it doesn't matter. None of this matters.

>>9936082
It's not just diarrhea. You'll notice an oily film on the top of the water. Your pancreas is taking a beating. I just barfed on an unrelated topic.

>>9936114

Your fiance will leave you sooner or later. It's a fact.

Remember the good times?

>>9936168
Not him, but I told my doc how much I drank (8-10 a night) and she still gave me ssri and just said "try and drink a bit less". What's the harm? Just an overall taxed liver?

Fuck my farts are rank today
Literally gagging myself here

>>9936366

nigger please i dont even remember the bad times

>>9936382
When I was on SSRI, drinking or smoking would make me depressed for a week. I had a lower tolerance too.
It takes a week or two for the brain to adjust its chemical balance when you start taking them, during which there are increased risks of suicide according to the notice (it's weird at first considering they're supposed to do the opposite, but when you picture it as a balance finding its centre it makes sense.) So I suppose mixing other chemicals in it can interfere in a bad way.
It may not be with every SSRI and/or every person, but as a rule of thumb it's safer to avoid this mix since it can fuck with you badly.

trying to taper down from about 10-12 7% beers a night. it has been a couple weeks and i am down to 3 as of last night and i slept mostly okay (though i woke up anxious about an hour before i needed to). am i going to make it?

>>9936509

>couple weeks
>10-12 beers
>3

dude you are fine,... i wish i was at stalwart as you

>>9936097
yeah im at about 90 hours here, benzo taper ran out, started sleeping worse with benzo's gone, but i think 48 to 72 hours was the worst

i can actually stand to sit still now and have some vaguely positive thoughts, smoking a cig doesn't make me shake like a leaf, pulse is staying below 80 BPM

>>9936509

When I started drinking heavily at 16 I drank about 8-12 7% beers a night, it really didn't affect me much at all at first, only a couple of years later when I turned 18 or 19 and still kept drinking that shit except twice as much I started getting way worse hangovers, I still remember the day I had the first really bad one and after that it has always happened again, still I'd rather go back to that than having automatic withdrawals instead of hangovers. Of course it differs between people but I'd advise you to just stop drinking that trash and if you want to get wasted just drink something of a better quality because that won't damage you as much.

>>9936563
I cold turkey'd alcohol the other week and currently going cold turkey with benzos now. Fucking awful stuff.

>tfw alienated all my friends

>>9936704
Same. Family too.

>>9936390
>getting gagged by your own farts instead of enjoying them and being made stronger by them

Soyboys truly are worthless

>>9936390
Gaps.me
Two weeks of no longer feeding pathogenic micro-organisms and there will be zero odour. None. Try it and report back.

>tfw eating like a pig because suddenly have 1000+ kcal less a day when not drinking

>>9936441
Nah man that makes perfect sense. I always thought the biggest danger in adding ssri was that you'd finally get the energy to actually off yourself.

It's interesting how my mood has changed without alcohol and just the ssri. I should try to taper off of those once I've got a good baseline back.

Fuuuuck I just want a beer.

>>9936956
I've been eating like crazy and still going to bed with a rumbling stomach. Lost six pounds in a week with no modification to anything. Jesus.

>>9936864
Should be called the wordy cunt diet, all the results are walls of text and they refuse to give a tl;dr

Wouldnt consider myself Al/ck but today I have suffered one of the most deadly hangovers of my life. Up all night drinking and hoofing some very decent coke has left me trembling and panicky all day. Thankfully I can feel myself returning to normal

I love this!
Currently 2/6$ at the liquor store
I picked up 4 yesterday and i love drinking these might head out to get some more in a bit.

Any other winter beers you guys reccommend?

>>9936992
Then ignore the science and just eat what’s allowed. Here:
http://www.breakingtheviciouscycle.info/legal/listing/

>>9935091
Clearly a brownskin.

GTFO my country shitskin.

>>9937005
I'm reading it anyway to be frank, but thanks. It looks interesting.

You're smirnoffbro right? If I remember you attributing some of your miraculous lasting health to this diet if I'm not mistaken.

>>9937005
oy gevalt

Who here no-hangover master race?

>drink fifth of the cheapest whiskey
>go to bed
>wake up feeling refreshed and ready to drink more

>>9937032
No.
>>9937036
I was diagnosed with ulcerative pancolitis aged 22 and told I’d either have surgery within 6 months, or bleed to death. I found the diet online, and I was symptom-free within 2 weeks. Now 17 years later I only get symptoms if I deviate from the diet.
The Nobel prize was won in recent years, by a doctor who proved that intestinal ulceration was caused by pathogenic microorganisms; something previously thought to be impossible.
I also think that my liver is in the condition it is, because of this diet. I’ve been drunk for 24 years as of 2 weeks from now, yet my liver function is “acceptable”.
Don’t take my word for it, try it for 2 weeks and tell me how it went.
Maybe try reading some testimonials online.
Or don’t, w/e.

>last few days of taper
>mind feels sharper already
>racing thoughts and memories
>walking around and cleaning the house like a tweaker
>everything is clean and tidy now
>might as well have a beer
Welp. I need a goal.

>>9937088
Hope you bleed to death shitskin.

>>9937158
Devastating.

who here /tryingtoquitdrinking/?
havent drank since new years. was up to a 12 pack a night just to put me down for the past 4 years.
lost a lot of friends over my drinking. even a job or 2.

where do I go for recovery fags? I started getting these sharp pains in my liver I think so Im trying to put the bottle down. but now Im just staying up till 5am and eating 4 meals a day and hungry all day.
just drinking lots of iced tea and lemon. taking vitamins. its just tough to think of reasons not to. drink when youre bored, happy, sad, out, home, etc....
tough void to fill.

>>9937170
you can do it anon. it gets better
im 9 months in now.

this is my favorite beer
I'd drink it even if it didn't get me drunk

How do i report threads like these that are no way related to /ck/ ????

>>9937232
Probably best to call 911 and insist to talk to the president

>>9937088
I think I will, I'm recently back on the wagon and my gut feels like shit. I'm also a lifelong sufferer of severe allergies.

It looks promising it has a hippie pseudo-science air about it. Science is in a shitty state when it comes to nutrition though so I'll try to temper my scepticism.

>>9937239
*but it also has

>>9937239
It worked for me. Good luck

>>9937243
Is there a definitive book on the diet as well? Would be nice to have all the info in one place, or does the site you mentioned suffice?

>>9937179
any advice?
how many times have you relapsed?
my birthday is coming up and Im getting nervous.
and how the fuck did you sleep?

>>9937256
There are a few books, but all you need is the legal/illegal list. Just eat what’s allowed and you’re on the diet, job done.

>>9937269
>that note
>that book
fuck man I literally cried I didnt ask for this

>>9937232
fuck off shill

>>9937270
I'll make it one of my experiments this year. Thanks.

Downloaded the PDF for easy searching.

Still got some rum from new years eve. But i only got apple or orange juice... Wich one should i mix the rum with? Trying to quit smoking, so i could use a drink or two.

>>9937269
advice? stay away from this thread. just keep saying "no" to drinking. sleeping is tough but gets easier.

>>9937339
just chug from the bottle and chase it

>>9937339
Just drink from the bottle you fucking pansy

>>9937357
>>9937377
Al-fucking -right. It's spiced gold rum, should be easy.

>>9937005
>beer
>illegal

it's a no from me

>>9937339
Don't drink fruit juice, it's unhealthy.

>>9937339
I envy the fact that you can drink without smoking. As I have been cutting back a little more each week on drinking, I realize that I could drink once or twice a week no problem, but not without smoking. So to give up one is to give up both. I get extremely depressed just thinking about being completely straight edge, but it is that or die so whatever.

>>9937397
Makes a lot of sense, my gut bloats like a motherfucker on beer

>>9937423
Oh yeah I'm not disputing that one bit, I just can't give it up.

>>9937419
I still grave it.. when i drink, wake up, drink coffee, or after dinner. So at least a few battles are fought every day. but i make sure i dont have any in house and buy something chill with the money i save from not smoking.

>>9937239
It's a relatively recent discovery, and one that most have a hard time accepting. It's just that the symbiosis between us and our bacterial flora is deeper than we thought, and it's perturbing to think fucking bacteria can have such a large influence on our brain and thoughts.
But it makes sense that is works like most symbiosis of the animal kingdom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzPD009qTN4
I haven't read all the literature about gaps diet so I don't know how they determined what food is OK or not.

Is alcohol making me impotent

>>9937478
This is some paradigm shifting shit.

>>9937478
I have a friend who's getting a PhD in this very topic. Fascinating stuff. For the futurists, one day you might take a pill of microbes to treat diseases like depression. That's a long way off.

>>9937616
Your friends a faggot I'd cut his throat out but I don't wanna get his aids riddled blood on me

fucking heartburn man
>dont eat to keep calories low when drinking
>heartburn too bad have to eat
>cant drink

I guess its a good built in preventative....

>>9937622
shes a grill tho

>>9937633
In that case I would sex her. Unless she's a nigger, then she can hang

>>9937649
Calm down brother. A nigger can't get a phd.

I hate my mother so fucking much

>>9934036
do i get a forty and some other cheap beer or do i get box wine tonight? MD is another option

>>9937810
I don't respect my mom but that doesn't mean I dislike her. Maybe that's the case or you have legitimate reasons to hate her?

>>9937827
my vote is box wine

Why the fuck does anyone drink beer?
>does almost nothing
>makes you piss every 10 minutes
>way more expensive than liquor
>tastes fucking awful no matter how expensive it is
What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>9937928
all your points stop me going full alcy mode

I fucking hate women lads
Don't care if I sound like an ambulatory fedora
They exist to ruin (and succ)...

Kill me pls

>>9937928
I love the taste of beer but you're right, it's a goddamn chore to get drunk off it.

>>9937942
Live without them but we all know you can't.

bought some full melt hash so i'm not drinking much right now, sharing a 12 pack with my brother. it keeps me from drinking myself to sleep if i'm stoned i drink a lot less.

been using my work computer to browse /ck/ after hours (it's a lap top they let carry) here's to hoping I don't get fired. that would be embarassing.

Anyone work in IT?

>>9937928
> >way more expensive than liquor
Most units of alcohol per unit of currency in some places. All depends on your local/national laws.

>>9937827
Box wine.

>>9938010
Get one of those linux distros you can boot from a usb and don’t leave traces.

You can have a cute little dedicated shitposting OS.

>>9938029
I recently got sober and realized how fucking dumb i was, would occasionally browse /gif/ and xvids while loaded in incognito and think I was good.

Did it for about a month and half or so and nothing happened so hoping I"m good, but now that i'm sober I can't believe how fucking dumb i was. Company has like 200 employees.

>>9934784
I liked the movie and totally respected Denzel’s character for being able to do his job basically better than anyone else even when fucked up on vodka

Also for the scene where he drank the whole minibar

>>9938078
>drank the whole minibar
Now I’m going to watch this movie, fuck yeah.

>>9934999
>I’d rather live in a neighbourhood full of nice black people,
Doesn't exist. There's not one nice black neighborhood on the entire fucking planet.

>>9938124
I’ve gone so long without responding to all the /pol/trolls, but Jesus fucking Christ you’re daft. I’ve lived in high class white neighborhoods, the complete ghetto, and in white trash places.
High class white neighborhoods are full of power tripping stay at home wives trying to shit together an HOA, and the white trash places were even more sketchy than the heart of the ghetto.
Work on your social skills, I’ve had plenty a free meal/ cookout invitation by just talking to people while getting my mail in the ghetto. I’ve had people in black neighborhoods stop people from breaking into my house, or tell me if something suspicious is going on. As long as you’re not some autistic fuck and can pick up on social cues, you’ll make it just fine.
Everyone in white trash neighborhoods that elected /yourpresident/ have no sense of community and are constantly living in fear and hatred, and that’s how they ended up there.

>>9938156
It's time for you to leave.

>>9938156
At least you tried

>>9938065
But.. your OS has no bearing on your network traffic.

>>9938170
>>9938174
Oh my god you guys are so right, it’s almost like you don’t have your own containment board.

>>9938065
okay good, so as long as i'm not doing dumb shit on the vpn i'm probably not setting off any alarms?

>>9938205
>>9938187
meant for you, my new pc arrived today so that pc will be strictly work now. It's a work computer but i'm hoping they didn't install any keystroke monitoring shit

What is the best cocktail and why is it the tom collins???

>>9938195
No I just mean it would have been better if you hadn't replied at all. It was a nice post though.

>>9938124
how about the steve urkel and family matters? seemed like a nice chicago neighborhood.

>>9934416
Check out this post >>9938215
pic related also

>>9938223
They're not real anon.

>>9938236
urkel IS real in my head, he tells me to go by more whiskey before 2am.

>>9938216
I now understand what you meant, thanks anon. I did try to ignore them, but I am weak.

About to go out... again

Going to try and limit myself to 4 drinks (excluding the 12 pack I've already had)

Pray for me lads

>>9938310
>Going to try and limit myself to 4 drinks (excluding the 12 pack I've already had)
absolutely the most al/ck/ post i've seen in a few days at least

>>9938357
This. Just give up on nights out man. I'm only 21 but I've had my fun, putting myself through the humiliation of not handling my booze in public is just not worth it anymore. Only way to win is to not play.

>>9938576
I can handle the booze outwardly but really I want to kms maybe some day

>>9934036
Invented the best drink, fellas. 1/3 glass of wine, fill other 2/3 with vodka. Only had a few sips and I'm already shittered. You should have seen this post before all the corrections.

>tfw get home with more booze and chocolate milk
My fiance is going to fucking kill me.

first sober friday night in like months. I am so bored.

>>9938576
Learn to handle it bro. Drunk bar hopping is too much fun for me to give up.

Fucking one night I drink after the longest taper ever, and the next morning I’m savaged by anxiety so drink again, now I’ve woken shaking, puking and anxious, counting the seconds until the shop opens. Fuck me, I can’t live like this

new thread

>>9939152
>>9939152

>>9939105
your days of being an alck are over bro. switch to another drug.

>>9939185
Already tried/been addicted to everything. Too dodgy to smoke weed because of the cripplingly outdated cannabis laws here. The only thing left is sobriety, which ain’t happening.

>>9938310
Had five drinks

Got the whiskey here but ima crash and see yall tomorrow

Two hours till the Fkn store opens and I can have another day of sitting in bed surrounded by puke bowls
God I'm horny