/ck/ - Food & Cooking

stop posting, sam

Yuk

Looks like my ideal burger tbqh.

There's nothing to improve. Maybe add crispy onion rings and bacon in there.

>>9934462
>that'll be $17.99 please

>>9934472
>nothing to improve
burger looks dry
no sauce
too many pickles
bad cheese placement

>>9934477
When will people quit with this stupid shit? I go to 5 Guys and a double bacon cheeseburger, "small" fries, and a drink for like $12. I go to Wendy's and I pay about that much for a baconator, "large" fries, small chili, and a drink.

>>9934491
>When will people quit with this stupid shit?
When the United States of Ameriblobs are wiped off the face of the planet with a nuke

looks like five guys fucked that burger

>>9934491
>spending more than 5 dollars at wendys
it baffles me that people actually order regular menu items when they get fast food. if you just use the dollar menu you get way more food for a smaller price

>>9934491
Fat shit

>>9934515
I agree. I always do this. If I wanted to spend over 10 dollars I'd get a real lunch.

>>9934462
Id rather
McDonalds its a presidential quality type thing

>>9934512
Hah, good luck brah we have the biggest button

>>9934514

Everytime I've had one of their burgers I got the shits within 23 minutes.

>>9934462
This burger looks so disgusting, not even Zoe Quinn would like this.

>>9936297
No sound?

>>9936772

>>9934472
>nothing to improve
>American "cheese"

>>9936807
There's nothing wrong with American cheese you obsessed eurofag.

>>9937238
>"cheese"

>>9936782
cross-referencing this order with Masterard payments and hosts named Patrica ....

got em

5 guys is just a bunch of greasy shit wrapped in foil. burger, fries and drink will run you abou $13 in my neck of the woods and you'll burp it all day. also, after you leave, you'll smell like fried shit for the rest of the day.

>>9937238
I'm American. American cheese is shit. That cheese should be real cheese, not American "cheese."

>>9934477
>>9934491
You are paying for consistency, you are paying for an army of employees in the store that are all tasked with doing a single job properly instead of a handful of idiots who all do multiple things poorly.

>>9936782
Wendys is my favorite inexpensive joint. Kind of tastes like Five Guys on a budget.

>>9934462
>Five Paychecks
No thanks

>>9934491
Wow, so you get way more food for the same price. How did you think this helped your argument?

>>9934462
what anime is this?

>>9937341
You have feces for brains, good luck living through 2018

I gotchu senpai.

>>9936297
I feel as though this is an accurate shot for shot reenactment of a typical bang bros. shoot.

>>9937254
American cheese is made with real cheese. Saying it's not cheese is like saying meatloaf isn't made of meat.

>>9937520
Sounds like you fell for the fake news meme. From wikipedia:

>Because its manufacturing process differs from "unprocessed"/raw/natural cheeses,[1][not in citation given] American cheese can not be legally sold under the name (authentic) "cheese" in the US. Instead, federal (and even some state) laws mandate that it be labeled as "processed cheese" if simply made from combining more than one cheese,[2] or "cheese food" if dairy ingredients such as cream, milk, skim milk, buttermilk, cheese whey, or albumin from cheese whey are added.[3] As a result, sometimes even the word "cheese" is absent altogether from the product's labeling in favor of, e.g., "American slices" or "American singles". In the United Kingdom, packs of individually wrapped slices are labeled as "singles",[4] although they are commonly referred to as "cheese slices".

>>9934486
Yes, I too love when my burger is soggy and falls apart.

>>9936772
>{{{{bacon}}}}

No thanks, I like good food.

>>9936297
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

>>9934462
So because there are vegetables does it mean that it's healthy to eat that?

>>9936297
rip august ames ;___;

Five guys UK is extremely expensive, is it the same in burgerstan?

>>9937483
you haven't been to five guys, have you?

>>9937582
>when you mix two cheeses together they are no longer cheese.
stunning logic

>>9934486
Shut up shitdick

>>9939838
yes. extremely overpriced and I hate all restaurants that have that retarded coke machine that mixes all the flavors together.

>>9936297
>0:40

I'm fucking crying kek

>>9934462
Best burger I've ever had hands down

>>9934462
I would fuck that burger up, with my mouth.

>>9934462
Clean your fucking nails

>>9939838
Not as much but still expensive compared to similar restaurants.

In-n-out is better anyway desu. Said they were going to get brought over in the near future.

>>9934514
underrated post

>>9942704
In N Out is better in every respect and it costs half as much as Five Guys.

>>9942732
Fries are too dry though

>>9941366
>Go to Hero Burgers
>Regular coke tastes like cherry

>>9934512

Please for the love of god, end this horrible nightmare

fresh jalapenos is a pretty dang good topping for a cheeseburger

How do I make five guys tier burgers at home? Burgers I make are never quite as good

>>9934462
>Five Guys

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated.

>>9936772
what does all the way mean?

how do i get this for free?

>>9942704
nice bebop shirt loser i bet you have a girlfriend and a healthy social life that warrants you posting on /ck/ let alone a life with culinary expertise such as myslef

>>9934462
>fresh jalapenos
Why ever?

>>9934491

When I went I got a double bacon and a fry and it was $13 LMAO. Used that fry cup for soda to out-jew the jews. Bet half you betas wouldn't stare them down as you fill their fry cup with soda and laugh manically as you rob them for robbing you.

>>9934486
bad cheese placement lmao

IT'S MELTING you trog

>>9934462
>pickles
otherwise GOAT

>>9936772
lucky.
no shakes @ my FG

>Prole food
>Prole ambience
>Bourgy prices

Americans just love to act all folksy, down-to-earth, good-buddy- kind-of-guys and at the same time engage in the stupidest kind of snobbery, just so they can feel somewhat special.

>>9934486
Cheese should be melting. Are you saying you like cold cheese on burgs?

>>9934486
cringe

>>9934462

When I’m in the mood for a burger cooked twice as long as it needs to be with all the juices squeezed out onto the grill, I always go to 5 guys. When I want a good burger, I get a cheddar bacon uncle burger from A&W. Fuck french fries, give me some hand made onion rings and a tall frosty root beer that doesn’t need ice.

>>9934462
Fuck you fastfood shill

>>9945299
Shut up fag, enjoy your colon cancer

>>9945315

Enjoy trying to stop people from eating meat, soyboy.

>>9945351
Meat causes cancer. Enjoy your cancer alt-righturd.

>>9945358
Better colon cancer than internet cancer, commie.

>>9945358

Worth it

>>9944838
The employees don't give a shit. They get paid minimum wage either way

>>9934477
Probably closer to 10 or 11, it's a double. Salad shit is free.

>>9936772
>milk shake

ugh, I got a sugar headache just thinking about it

>>9934491
I can get burgers that puts this shit hole to shame locally for $13

>>9942736
I prefer dry fry to the greasy soggy shit they serve at five schmucks

>>9944997
>man in red jersey eating burger very fast

HAIYAI! NO ONE CAN CRAM A BURGER INTO THEIR FACE THAT FAST, NO ONE BUT... IT'S AN AMERICAN!!!?!

All that money and it's still inferior to a Big Mac.

Shittiest restaurant around. So bland, almost no flavor. And then they forego combos and make you pay 13 bucks for a standard meal because hurr durr we're such a step up from fast food. Culver's kicks the shit out it. And for that matter so does Wendy's, Whattaburger, In N Out, Cookout, I could go on. Five Guys is bad and you should feel bad.

>>9937483
Nah you havent been to Five Guys then. A 'regular' fry is enough for a family of 4 almost. The regular (not small) cheeseburger is so big only the biggest of fatties will want more. Five Guys is the most economical when you go with a friend or two and split fries.

Wendy's: Cheap but good for the price.
Five Guys: Expensive but great for the price.
In and Out: Moderate but good for the price.

>>9934462

I do not eat beefburgers

>>9948419
ok

>>9934462
Over rated. That being said, they're the only place my GF will go to have a burger.

>>9945299
I grew up going to A&W. A superior alternative to overpriced semi-gourmet or fast food drek. Also "jungle juice".

>>9934462
See I thought Five Guys was this local place exclusive to my neck of the woods, some secret little burger place in Missouri.
Then I learned it was a chain.
IT felt like learning the girl you lost your virginity to in high school also boned the football team. In the long term, it didn't hurt the relationship, but still, I thought what we had was something special.

>>9948419
what burgers do you eat

Just went today because of this thread. Now I will never be going back. Your viral marketing worked to get me to go one time, spend over $13 on one burger and some fries, now I will never go again.

>>9934462
>those giant slices of raw tomato
Just fucking kill yourself

>>9953079
god forbid an american eats a vegetable

>>9953073
this

theres no need to fork over 13 fucking dollars for a half ass meal. it doesnt even include a fucking drink. places like these need to shut down

>>9936297
why haven't I seen this glorious webm yet

>>9953073
>water cup
Cheap fuck

>>9948412
wendy's: cheap and so-so for the price
five guys: expensive meme and garbage for the price that'll give you shits
in and out: moderate and solid 8.6/10 for the price

>>9936297

>That was once a living thing

RIP in peace gainz bird

>>9934462
>Five Guys
sounds pretty gay

>>9954480
they have those bullshit soda machines that mix all the flavors together.

And they don't even have meals,

What self respecting burger restaurant doesn't have a #1 that I can order that has a burger, fries, and a drink for a reasonable price. 5 Guys is a meme, a shitty one at that.

>>9954885
this

>>9936374
Webm sound is disabled on all board except for /wsg/

>>9936772
reason I stopped going

>>9936772

I'm not paying 19 fucking dollars for a fast food meal

you must be fucking stupid if you eat at five guys

>>9954885
Yep

>>9955112
The way to avoid 19 dollars is to get water and the lil fries. Even then it's up there

>>9948419
what do you eat your fathers ass?

>>9934462
>Sorry I punched your burger, that'll be 15 dollars. Bro.

>>9954607

(you)

>>9934491
I can get that shit from whole foods for like $10

>>9934515
>people actually order things at wendy's that's not either a 4 for 4 or a spicy chicken and a small frosty if you want to splurge
what the fuck?

>>9937472
fucking kek out loud christ

>>9953073
>plain burger
Fascist.

>>9942704
>no animal style fries or protein style double double get a load of this faggot

>>9954492
>8.6/
how tf did you calculate that

>>9954544
sounds like a movie

>>9955038
which is retarded

>>9934477
This, their prices just keep going up and up. Fuck them, they're not THAT good.

No thanks.

>>9957596
this

>>9950182
If it makes you feel better they once were a mom and pop store in the DC/Virginia are. It's kinda plastered all over the restaurant.

>>9934462
2 girls

>>9957712
this