/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9925590
Unreal

>newer videos have her editing out her gasps for air

why is this allowed?

Imagine how profoundly sad you have to be to eat like she does. I wonder what happened to her.

she seems like such a nice woman i wish she could make and eat all of this stuff without getting so fat. like not even joking some of the shit she cooks looks awesome

>>9925590
She starts off each day with a bag of those?

>>9925590
honestly how do you manage to get that fat. You literally have to eat to uncomfortable fullness 5 times a day to become that large

>>9925612

fuck is that why it cuts such short bits out??

>>9925622
It's the only thing that makes sense. Look/listen to how many cuts there are just in the first minute
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=3TPjVzOlwAo

>>9925619

>>9925627

you might be right, it seems unnecessary to cut so god damned often.

Cooking with Jack is basically the best channel we'll ever have, boys.

>>9925677

i just showed my girlfriend his "salad" clip where mixed pork and beans with mayo and formed a 'bean salad'.

this man has 700k views on some of his shit and we are talking about him on a portuguese windchime structural appreciation board.

What mode is this? And what kind of routine do I need to achieve it?

>>9925708

whalemode

>HCLP
>high carb low protein
>10 x meals a day over requirement
>cardio and weights are equally bad for gains

I actually enjoy Sara now. I started watching her years and years ago for memes, but she actually cooks shit. She's okay.

>>9925708
Super American 3(Final form)

>>9925708

Super Saiyan Red White and Blue

stop bullying Sara

cooking. with. hoarders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

>>9926031
You mean Masaokis. I'm glad that guy archived them, but that fucking name is retarded

the drunk cook.

i love this guy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xp0uWz578k&t=87s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAwkyQS3zLc

>>9925708
GOMAD
10x10 donut curls 2x a day
Also, tons and tons of carbs. Eat more than you can handle.

>>9926110

>opened cans of food
>i made this

Grandpa kitchen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thuxrVUA58M

>>9926121

watching him chop the onion and tomato with that knife was brutal

>that neck

How does she breathe?

>>9926084
he still alive?
that guy was one of the first cooking youtube videos i ever watched and then he made a video of him going to the hospital and then it disappeared

>>9926196
blow hole in the back under her scrunchy. Also, with that much skin, both air intake and waste removal can pass right through the pores.

>>9926197

i don't know man he hasn't posted anything and i spent a while trying to work out who he is so i could make him make more...

i didn't see the hospital video? what did he say it was? maybe i should stop drinking like he does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYxTbPhmTL0

Sara-kino

>>9926146
>>9926121
Love grandpa kitchen!
Someone needs to send him a real knife or at least a sharpener

Who /you suck at cooking/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpapqEeb36k

>>9926121
looks good gramps

>>9926121
>Cooking with his rings on

Other than that, good.

>>9926121
I can’t watch Indians touch food. Kills my appetite. I’d rather watch a nigger touch food

>>9927177
I bet you would race trader.

>>9925619
Fast food. Pastries that are small in size but high in calories and sugar.

Sugar really is the main culprit in obesity. It's as addictive as crack.

>>9925590
you would think that with all that eating experience she would make something awesome.

>>9925590
>this is a 10/10 in America

>>9926115
>carbs
le carbs

>>9927194
Go away Pajeet. At least they don't cook with poo on their hands.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3537652/Swindon-takeaway-chef-prepared-food-wiping-bottom-bare-hands-doesn-t-use-toilet-paper-cultural-reasons.html

>>9927308
Maybe in the deep south. Not all of America is fat.

>t. Coloradan

>>9925612
>>9925627
this is a god damn travesty

>>9927177
This

>>9926197
He had cancer a few years ago and got treated. I think I checked last year and he was still uploading stuff.

Can't believe no one has mentioned Kays Good Cooking yet, if you've not seen I check it out

Truly it's a rabbit hole of horror

https://www.youtube.com/user/ryoya1983/videos

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmoYW5J_7AqtMNj3gwimzPg/videos

Why do their videos look so similar?

Why does she sound like chris-chan

Amanda Tastes for Chinese (and jap) food
Maangchi for Korean (but her book is worthless, horrible format, little instruction)

>>9927461
Kay is the best.

>>9925590
Can any yanks/brits that have tried candy corn tell me what it tastes like? Ideally if you could compare it to a sweet we have across the pond

>>9925677
He's nowhere near as good anymore since he started using meat thermometers for everything. Although his knife skills (considering how many different people have taught him knife skills) and general basics are still appalling

>>9927392
DUDE

NEW SIMPLY SARA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI9r_m5n3Zw

>>9928265
She must need help to shit.

>>9925590
Would smash until she was wheezing off the tip of my empty dick. Afterwards we could cuddle and eat candy corn and peanuts

>>9927917
yeah he's gotten to normie tier bad instead of laughably shit. Jack on the Go has him dropping food factoids thoughout and to me it sounds like he read them right before filming to sound knowledgeable but I could just be overly critical. maybe he always did that, I dunno but yeah it isn't as funny now

>>9928354
He knows his audience and how many views he needs to maintain his income. He's gotten lazy and puts out a couple 3-6 minute videos a week. His show wasn't half bad when he did longer, more in depth videos. I can't wait for YouTube to demonetize some of his videos. He will flip his lid.

>>9925590
Henry's Kitchen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EytWJQq8JRQ

www.youtube.com/dinotendies

>>9928663

kino

>>9927903
Nougat

>>9927903
I don't think standard candy corn really has that much of a flavor beyond how sugary it is. The texture is more interesting, I would describe it as a less chewy version of swedish fish. Overall it is very nice, and it really is good with peanuts.

>>9925590
Just like big momma used to make I tell ya what.

>>9928663

is that fucking furious pete!?!?!?

Rasta kitchen

HELLO WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxK7qzePkd4

>>9925630
>perth, australia
wtf

>>9929693

keen?

>>9929698
fucking kek'd m8

>>9925590
I Feel sorry for her. She seems like such a genuinely nice and sweet lady. Just wish she would lose the weight.

>>9930044
She should watch healthy cooking youtube channels and stop making videos

>>9926249
>https://hooktube.com/watch?v=3TPjVzOlwAo
you'd think a scare like that would spur some weight loss

>>9926110
artie lange?

>>9925692
>a portuguese windchime structural appreciation board.
It's an American Japanese animation image board shut the fuck up

>>9930044
She has a charm about her and she genuinely tries. She's who we should be supporting and not that fat fucking greaseball Jack.

>tfw no thicc qt southern gf to make you poor mans payday candy

>>9928265
is it corporated?

>>9925590
why american does this?

>>9926031
holy fucking SHIT

>>9926031
I'm very uncomfortable with this video

>>9930499
Can we get a translator in here? I think this South American gentlemen is trying to communicate.

>>9930575
why american does this?

>>9930575
kek

>>9925590

Puckin' Purrayy amirite?

>>9925590
Take a peek at this cool guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smpriqw7Z5Q

>>9927177
same, they just look so dirty

Ras Kitchen is a very stoned octegenarian Jamacian who rambles gibberish and I find it very soothing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7PA5cykP2uw

Poor girl doing what she loves and people make fun of her online

That really angers me for some reason...it's injustice

>>9930742

They're making fun of her because she is fucking obese, sure it might be cruel and she is struggling but she and her husband are responsible for this situation, sure she might be way past the point of saving but the cruelty often helps people change themselves for the better.

>>9930256
I thought this was a rural Chinese basket weavers forum

>>9930789
Mongolian cave painting forum

>>9930771
I understand it's just she seems nice. I don't think she deserves any cruelty but a push in the right direction is possible instead.

People are only seeing her as fat and not a person

>>9925612
She probably figured out it's a good idea to record the footage and then record the audio separately
That's why you don't hear her gasping for air as she prepares the next meal that will send her to the emergency room

>>9925630
At least she isn't one of those fatties asking for a prince who wants to he her daddy but without getting any sugar.

>>9926121
>That video when grandpa washes himself with old cooking oil

>>9926249
>Those hotdogs in the back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqlEmdUANA
>>9928265
She keeps mentioning a party but I'm pretty sure she's going to eat that all herself.

>>9930831

the party is all the desperate black dudes she got from her craigslist ad coming over to plow her while her husband watches and cries then eat all her food

>>9926373
Love this guy, You posted the exact video that made me subscribe.

>>9925719
This.

>>9926249
>my family shipped me to another hospital
>shipped

>>9927636
I liked her book.
Amanda Tastes is super cute and great quality.

Angel Wong for Taiwanese food is also good

>>9928642
Waiting for this to happen and for him to shit the bed in a video about it

>>9930801
I'm guessing every doctor she has ever seen has told her to lose weight and stop turning into a human slug but she is too weak or dumb to do it

>>9929632
https://youtu.be/q6KAVzPb_yQ

>>9928265
i hate valveeta

>>9928734
We don't have them here but from what I can see it looks like it would have a texture similar to foam bananas (I'm not sure if you have them there)

>>9930710
Is that the guy from the 'All the food is Poison' song from Tim and Eric?

>>9930789
Khazkh model railway enthusiast board

>>9925590
18th century cooking kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckELeAo-Lzo

>>9932820
C U C K
U
C
K

>>9932825
shut up you gayboy

>>9932136
>>9930801
>>9930742
>>9930044

Reminder that this is how she responded to someone telling her she should change her lifestyle:

>"you must be a miserable stereotype 'rack of bones', so i'm guessing you're single or in an unhappy marriage. my husband loves me just the way i am. i'm guessing you're lazy cause hard working people wouldn't use so little free time responding to youtube videos, only to those who, like yourself, use the precious time that God has given you to write such nasty hate mail. america ranks the second most obese nation in the world. if you don't like that, maybe you should defect to a starving country, or lose the drug habit and get some fat on those skinny bones of yours. more than half the food network chefs are fat, so maybe these cooking shows aren't for you?"

>>9933157
I do not believe you.

>>9926031
Never in my entire life would I think,”l need to heat up meat, I know paper towels on the fucking toilet bowl”
You know the floor he dropped the meat on is covered in piss and shit also

This is God tier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlezRkAubys

>>9926031
This mother fucker says he has a law degree

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2sakiy
godtier everytime

It's more of an eating channel but if you're into rations, military eating history, and spoiled food, he's the man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwIJVt_5L0

>>9934129
Good taste anon.

>>9926121
indians are so disgusting

how have they not evolved past shoving their fucking shit-covered fists in their mouths and slopping food everywhere while eating?

>>9934056
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2sakiy

ahahahahahhah

>>9933583
Why did he choose the toilet? I genuinely don't understand.

>>9925627
>https://hooktube.com/watch?v=3TPjVzOlwAo
>vanilla AHH-cin'

>>9928663
how could a cooking video make me depressed

>>9926031
holy shit, thank you for sharing this

>>9925590
haha let's make fun of strangers on the internet to feel better about ourselves
you're gonna be a fat old piece of shit too someday you fuckin poorfag

>>9934973

babby's realization of how the internet works captured brilliantly in technicolor

>>9933157
Source

>>9925708
This is the natty limit

>>9935093

/fat/

who was the other one with the fat forehead?

fuck i am rediscovering henry's kitchen...... gold

>>9935440
Tammy Slaton

>>9925630
She would be hot without all that mass. What a shame.

>>9935737

i can't see it man.... she might look a bit sultry but fuck..... stretching it.

the sad thing is she is that gone that even if she does lose the requisite 100kg she will have so much loose skin that it's either surgery to cut it off or deal with about 50 sets of flaps more than she has now.

>>9927392
The south is nuts. I'm from a mid-tier state among the obesity rates, but my gf is from one that is often number 1. There's definitely more fat people, but the crazy part is how much fatter the really fat ones are. We met one of her relatives' gf's family, and one of the parents was fucking huge, I was amazed she could even walk under her own power, even with the cane. Girlfriend said it wasn't uncommon, and wasn't all that shocked but holy fuck I had never seen that shit in person, it was insane.

>>9935737
>>9935809
Go to previous fph and lurk to see the timeline between when she was thin and how she became like that.

>>9932745
>foam bananas
Sounds like "circus peanuts." Candy corn is more like a granular nougat that can break apart and crumble as you chew on it. It just kind of tastes sweet, with other slight flavors possibly from the food dyes used.

>>9936146

dude my gf is big but her face is absolutely lovely and she isn't hanging over like that shit. that is like... bigger than chris farley even.

what the fuck is fat glamour>?!!??? and how can she be so picky unless it's to bulllshit people?

furthermore what do you recommend i cook her for our first date?

>>9936223

wow. this is how i imagine american snacks to be.

as soon as i see that black and white nutrition facts on the back of anything and see it's american i put it back.

>>9925590
I have the same haircut as her! :)

>>9936229
>what the fuck is fat glamour>?!!???

I blame rappers and their love of fatties.

>>9936229
>what the fuck is fat glamour>?!!???

>>9936258
Jesus christ is that Tupac? Absolutely shameful...

>>9936236
Candy corn is definitely a throwback candy, and isn't very popular with kids nowadays. Althought it's not like candy is that great in the US in general. We tend to prioritize candy being inexpensive and in quantity.

>>9936269
>Jesus christ is that Tupac? Absolutely shameful...

Shit... 'mericans don't know the definition of shame.

>>9936275

fair enough man, just like all the candy i have had from america i dislike aside from the mars range.

fuck hersheys chocolate, fuck ben and jerry's fuck all those chewy shit you guys eat and seriously? whittakers? ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>9936258
>>9936261
>>9936300
Proof once again that BBCs will fuck anything.

>>9936324
>BBCs

Fat chicks can't stop putting shit in their mouths can they?

>>9925590
I unironically enjoy her channel. At least she cooks unlike 80% of /ck/.

>>9933157
An actual oldfag on /ck/?

Highly recommend The Wolfe Pit.

>>9926031
https://www.youtube.com/user/masaoHF

This is his channel with all the stuff shot in his actual house. He used to be an alcoholic with some kind of mental problems, which is when he was shooting all the videos in the hoarder house.

>>9934021
He's a lawyer, but I forget in what.

>>9937570
law i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9UqynxQWVM

SoulfulT makes me feel like I have a black gran mammy

>>9934129
Nice

>>9925590
i've done no research, i just hope to the core of me that she isn't from MS. i swear i will never make another webm for this god damned site if she is.

>>9925619
she has a high metabolism

>>9925612
She also doesn't show her face anymore. She only shows her fat fucking hands and wrists.

>>9925612
>>9925622
>>9927418
>>9930804
>>9939998


I snooped her top videos. Apparently in 2015 she had a severe case of pneumonia (fucking wonder why...) and she had to be on a ventilator while in a drug induced coma for a while.

>>9925590
I honestly love her channel. I feel terrible that she lives such an unhealthy lifestyle, since she seems like such a genuine and sweet woman. She always sounds positive and happy in her videos, and it calms me down.

>>9940015
She does seem super nice. I wish she was my neighbor cuz she might invite me over for dinner.
It's sad. Maybe one day she'll have some crazy health renaissance and start making Keto stuff or something. I will cross my fingers.

>>9940025
I wish she was my neighbor so she'd invite me for dinner... and perhaps more. ;^)

>>9940031
Throw some flour on her & look for the wet spot, of course.

>>9925590
ooohhh hohohoh
bruh
look at this girl

>>9926031
Harmony Korine must be stopped.

>>9934019
Comfy, but it's annoying how much he shills that knife. Plus those dirty af finger nails. Makes me want to cook next to a fire though.

>>9930789
its a Latvian potato appreciation form

>>9927308
obsessed

>>9932752
he's an actor, he was the dad in the movie Friday and Friday After Next

>>9940079
obese

>>9934129
why is he so jittery?

>>9940079
this is not even a 10/10 in the south. this is a 10/10 in the hood where your shitfuck philosophies and politics reign, moohamed.

>>9934056
Reminds me of jaboody dubs

>>9926121
>always have a cow's asshole shitting towards your food about 8 feet away

>>9930256
>he doesn't know

>>9940111
you can damage control and screech about europeans all you want, but every time I have to visit flyover country I get some kind of comment about "how nice that you're being healthy" when I eat a vegetable (assuming one can even be found), or "how do you stay so thin and fit" (I'm a normal weight adult)

people from the flyover states, with the possible exception of a few enclaves in ann arbor, boulder, and in the immediate vicinity of the university of minnesota (but not the twin cities in general), are just generally of the mindset that an adult male weighs at least 200 pounds and an adult female weighs at least 175 pounds. this is the threshold of "dangerously underweight" in their view.

simply sara would obviously qualify as fat to them, but not fat in such a way as to shock or horrify, as it would for those of us who don't consider eating a happy meal in our cages with the motor running a normal everyday experience

>>9930734
sometimes you just realize entire cultures and cilivzations could disappear and nothing at all would be lost

>>9940172
what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>9934019
>authentic
>home made
>minimalist outdoors
huh neat
>is a trust fund chad who's never had to work and can spend all day fucking around pretending to be a pioneer while shilling his 4K camera skills and food porn on YouTube
dropped

>>9930734
Is this what weed does to the brain?

i gotta go buy some weed

>>9927194
>race trader

>>9937716
0/10

>>9939961
i think she is from west virginia

>>9940025
i'm in ketosis and i've been eating 70g (roughly) of net carbs a day

>>9940228
how the fuck.
i can barely go over 30.

>>9940228
Kentucky

>>9940232
well, i am only eating about 1600 cal a day. and your body makes ketones when you are burning fat. I just pissed on a strip this morning and it was purple

>>9926031
>this apartment is like a city
>If you avoid the bad parts it's fine
>these spider webs are years old
>but i cant reach its too high

he know's it's a problem. that's why he's trying to justify. this guy is like charlie from it's always sunny.