/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>going to a resturant
>only getting water

>ordering a drink with no meal

>ordering an order

>order meal
>ask for tap water
>ask if it's free
>dash & dine if I have to pay for tap water

>>9921662
If the place doesn't have beer or wine why would I order a drink? I don't drink soda.

>>9921662
>not going to the bathroom multiple times during the meal to drink from the faucet
wow look at this bourgwa fucker.

>>9922386
>2017+1
>not wearing a waterproof coat and filling your pockets with faucet water

>>9921689
>it's not a legal requirement for restaurants to provide free tap water to customers in his country
hello third worlder

>not drinking five refills to get maximum value

>>9922386
>>9922471
>bourgwa

thanks for these posts guys

>bitter microjew beer with a good meal

>ordering anything other than water or iced tea

>tell waiter i brought my own custom utensils

>not sneaking in your own water

>>9921662
>go in because I hate sitting in the drivethru
>get food to go
>You want drink?
>no not today gotta go back to the office
>You sure? good price, 1 dollar
>Uhh nah just going back to the office to eat this
>Come on have drink
>no thanks
>Is for here to to go?

one water faggot

>>9922635
>not filling it with everclear

>>9922691
then you have to purchase another beverage to chase it down with.

>>9921689
>dash & dine

>>9921662
>went out for work xmas party a week ago
>$40 per person all you can eat, all the alcohol you can drink, usual deal
>one coworker keeps rejecting the food that's coming out to the table
>"nah I cant eat that, cant eat that, nah that makes me gag, cant eat that"
>doesn't even eat the fries because they're unhealthy
>she's a 40kg stick
>other coworkers start to notice and start asking her questions about her diet/habits
>apparently she doesn't eat really anything
>Coworker: "Ok well at least have a drink or two"
>Her: "Oh I cant drink tonight, I drove"
She literally paid $40 to just sit at the table for 90mins.

>drinking anything during the meal
>not only drinking a small cup of tea after your vegan meal

>>9922616
Is this bunny a real bunny?

>>9923857
Why wouldn't it be, retard?

>>9923840
female robot

>>9923840
She's an anorexic, might as well break into her house and tube feed her.

>>9922498
I actually do that because I'm a poorfag and a cryptokike

>>9921662
I don't drink sugary shit or alcohol and don't always want stimulants so what else is there? Food is oversalted if a drink is needed.

>>9921662
How am I supposed to carry an unsealed drink on a motorcycle?

>>9924250
in you're ass

>>9921662
>ordering a meal sans everything but chips

>>9922650
That worker sounds adorable, if a bit insistent. I think I heard that some cultures don't usually have drinks when they eat, but fuck that. I at least need a giant water.

>visit the home of friend and his wife for dinner
>they serve salty fucking tacos
>not even a glass of water is on the table or offered

>>9924250
In your stomach, you drug dealing moped pleb

>>9924979
>eating in

I'd rather ride to the beach and eat desu

>>9921662
You should only use water to clear your palate. You shouldn't be drinking very much at all. Drinking liquids that are not a part of your soup/stew, reduces the effectiveness of your digestion. Drink water no closer than 15mins before a meal and no sooner than 2 hours after a meal.

>>9921662
>paying 5 dollars for them to pour sprite in a cup

>>9921662
>paying an extra $5 for corn syrup water
No thanks

>Complaining about fucking drinks
>HURR DURR MAH FIVE DORRER
kikes

>>9924250
>dude look at me I have a motorcycle hey guys check out my motorcycle am I cool yet? motorcycle.

>>9921662
I bring an insulated water bottle with ice to all restaurants. I almost never pay for a drink. I don't steal soda though.

>>9927093
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

>>9927097
motorcycle