/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9914124
If we're there for only the $1 long islands, he's right as far as I give a shit. But yeah, applebees sucks major dick otherwise.

Fucking boomers

It's not? Wtf do you moneybags consider fine dining then?

>>9914481
Red Lobster.

>>9914481
An old neighborhood joint call Domeno's

>>9914481
Grill’d

>>9914511
>worked at a hotel
>obese Americlap cruise ship tourists show up in droves during the summer
>one family asking about seafood restaurants
>tell them about popular local places with fresh seafood (it's a major port city)
>eventually they just straight-up ask where the nearest Red Lobster is
>"we don't have Red Lobster in this city"
>they appear dejected and leave

>>9914124
>tfw your dad finds out this is a thread that his son spent his money creating

>>9914124
Delicious meals from Crapplebee's don't exis--

>>9914786
Do Americans really smother their potatoes in plastic?

Ah yes, boomers. I took my father out to dinner at a Mexican restaurant last night for New Years', and he decided to ask the glaringly obvious Hispanic waiter what the most Mexican thing on the menu was. The look from his eyes could have melted steel beams.

>white dad thinks everything is too spicy
>buys hocks of pork, chicken, and so on to just eat them by without any sides or seasoning
>"Blackberries? Aren't they spicy?"

>>9915335
That never happened. Why do you lie?

>>9915340
Except it did.
Enjoy living a lie of your own where only what you believe defines it.

>>9915340
>i've never met retarded white flyover boomers from the south or midwest

>>9915368
If he's from the south or midwest, his dad has never seen spicy food and probably thinks blackberries, as with all fresh fruits and vegetables, are a liberal conspiracy

That's ok. I enjoy eating with my family regardless of where we eat

>>9914553
It's all about them cheddar bay biscuits.

>>9914124
the idea of a chain restaurant is dumb in general.
fast-food places are fair game, because the experience is something no one gives a shit about. But real dining joints need to be a single passionate affair to work

>>9915335

>>9914553
>>9916314
this

>>9914553
I was in the same position for a few years. Worked at a hotel in a coastal town famous for seafood. One thing I learned quickly is Canadian boomers fucking LOVE red lobster.

>>9916314
Those are good.

>>9915006
It helps preserve our cells to live long and healthy lives

>tfw my dad would take me and my brothers to one of four places every friday and get the same thing, two of which he always ordered way too much sour cream and overtipped pretty waitresses
I miss my dad /ck/.

>>9916719
Your dad sounds slightly faggish, tbqh. Although, tbf, he was probably just a boomer.

>>9914124
i thought this was fine dining when i was 20

>>9916719
>Not being abandoned by your father before you even knew him
Faggot.

>>9914124

My dad (boomer of course) is overweight. When I was 17 for my birthday he forced me to go to olive garden (I just wanted to stay home and order pizza and then go out with friends later) but he forced me, my mom and my little sister to go. When I say forced I literally mean he had an argument with my mom about what he wanted to do for my birthday and basically dragged her to the car. To avoid further confrontation I took my little sister and we all just went. I had some shitty pasta, my mom had a salad, my sister had some kids meal shit. My dad had like 6 plates of food and I will never forget him looking at me in the face, that disgusting, greasy tomato nuclear orangy sauce smeared around his lips, and with his mouth full of food saying "this is good eating ain't it boy?" ever since I moved out I have worked out for an hour 5x a week, I follow a strict pescatarian diet, never exceed more than 2500 calories a day with few holiday exceptions, only water, black coffee, tea and wine and have recently gotten a $35,000 hair transplant because I don't want to be bald like him.

>>9914553
I used to work at a fancy hotel in Seattle and we had a cruise contract. Cruisies would always ask about good restaurants and I'd list off all the great places to eat in DT Seattle and then they'd just go to Cheesecake Factory.

>>9914481

Depends on the downtown joint. Either a 5:30 to 11 place or a hotel restaurant.

>>9917137
>I have recently gotten a $35,000 hair transplant
are you fucking kidding me ...

>>9917137

>gay guys with Daddy issues are always the saddest

I suppose I'm kind of lucky that I grew up in BFE in the 80s, because at least our gaudy family restaurants were local operations. I don't think I even saw a Crapplebee's until I was 19.

>>9917153

Cheesecake factory is a safe mid tier place where its not carried by a drink menu like the Taphouse or get a tourist trap tier joint like Blue C.

>>9916454

Its a safe choice honestly speaking. People look at the other seafood joints get intimidated by the pricing.

>>9916331

>Vancouver, BC
>Fine dining/Bar and Grill Restaurants/Ramen Joints in Downtown are all run by groups save the puny hole in the walls.

>live in Houston
>a city known for its diverse and huge variety of great restaurants
>wife's parents visit us from burbs and insist on eating at a chain restaurant every time they visit
>take them to a decent authentic Italian pizza place one night, my personal favorite place to go
>barely ate their food

why

>>9917188

Vancouverfag here too, can confirm.

>>9917188
Serves you right Gweilo. You live in Hongcouver.

>>9917182

No, why would I be kidding?

>>9917185

I'm not gay.

>>9917201

Are you just mad you can't afford to live here comfortably lol

>>9917137
Your dad sounds alpha. I bet your mom was wet getting into the car

>>9917213

Lol nah he's a beta faggot desu. My mom divorced him when I turned 18, took 55% of his wealth lol.

>>9917137

What the fuck do you do for work that you just have a fuckload of money to spend on a hair transplant that's what I want to fuckin know. I've been bald ever since I was 21 thanks to my shit genetics and have been trying to regrow it using natural remedies and rogain but it's not working. I'm too poor for hair transplants.

>>9914124
at least i have a father

>>9914538
fucking Arthur

>>9917196
>Houston TX
>Authentic Italian

HAHAHA

>>9917232

I'm a doctor. Well sort of. I graduated from medical school a few years ago. I am in the final year of residency. I do fine money wise, next year my income will probably triple or quadruple though.

Btw rogaine won't work. Rogain is only good for retaining hair really not regrowing it. And once you stop using it will fall out. Natural remedies are allll bullshit. Don't bother. If you are bald the only thing that can give you hair is a transplant. You will likely need 7000-9000 grafts. Expect to spend at least 30k but likely 40k+ depending on the procedure (FUT vs FUE) and surgeon.

>>9917251

Can you give me money for a pizza and to help me make rent this month? I have nothing but peanut brother, vodka
and stale bread in my kitchen and I'm $60 short for this month.

>>9917232

you sound like a fat, bald, manlet cuck

>>9917249

people, ideas, and customs can travel to different countries

>>9917232
Just accept being bald

>>9917286

This does not compute in the head of a lot of people sadly

>>9917291
All of Europe for starters.

>>9917288

>>9917288

It's the worst possible look for me. I am 27 and a virgin because of it. When I was a teenager I had 2 8/10 girlfriends. We fooled around but not sex. By the time I was 21 I was fully bald. I workout so I have some muscle mass and I'm not overweight. I joined tinder and bought the full package and in the full month of using it I have never even had 1 match. I refuse to fuck fatties. Hair is majorly important unless you have other redeeming qualities like money and a good career. And even then women will be more attracted to men who have hair and money and a good career. Hair is 50% what makes a guy attractive physically. I will never accept being bald and I am doing everything in my power to save enough money to get the procedure done.

>>9917288

Bald men look like shit

>>9917332
They look more masculine than you'll ever look, you freak of nature.

>>9917313
Tinder is awful, I barely get any matches because it's literally high school tier "hot or not" crap. Get on okcupid, there's at least a semblance of matching based on something other than a 0.3 second glance. I get three or four matches a month and they always seems reasonable, but I'm too much of a sperg to actually meet up so I just stop replying to them after a while.

>>9917312
That does not fit my narrative, you are fake news

>>9917137
> have recently gotten a $35,000 hair transplant
Oh good now everybody can know how insanely insecure you are at a glance

Internet/App dating is actually the worst way to meet people. If you really want to date more, expand your circle of casual friends and acquaintances. You're way, way more likely to meet someone through a friend, neighbor, coworker or classmate.
Tinder and OKCupid should only be used to alleviate boredom on the toilet.

>>9917463
>T. Baldy McFuckface

>>9917463

Durrr masculinity!!!

I identified the autistic virgin manchild with no hair who thinks being an ultra macho and hypermasculine freak is the key to getting women in bed.

Protip: it's not. Being confident, attractive (hair required) and fit is the key. I get 10-20 tinder matches with average-above average attractive women per WEEK and I never even spent money on it lol. I am like a 7-8/10 at best. But that translates to me getting laid at least by 1 new hot girl a week. I have hair and I workout. I'm not some muscled up bald freak with a beard. What is more masculine than putting your dick inside a woman? Nothing. I pity the bald fags. But hey enjoy being a virgin the rest of your life.

>>9917548
/r/incel is over there >>>/r/eddit

>>9917510

Actually it looks completely natural and I have noticed that ever since I got it done I attract more women. Have been on maybe 4x the number of dates. Bald men are insecure about their baldness which is why they wear hats often or grow a big beard and try to get all muscled up but women still mostly don't go for them lol. Then they point to guys like the rock or Bruce Willis of Jason Statham as "role models" and "proof" bald men attract women lol. But daily reminder that you are not a hollywood actor with tons of money and charisma, autist. Fucking baldies kek

>>9917565
>Spend $35,000 on hairplugs that you're going to have to get redone later because you're that insecure
Amazing

>>9917573

>doesn't know difference between hair plugs and hair transplantation

lol

>>9917573

Dude if you get a hair transplant done (FUE is the best imo) they are permanent. The key is just getting it done by a reputable surgeon. You sound legitimately jealous and poor.

>thread about mediocre chain restaurants
>half of it is a bitter, venomous argument about baldness

It's truly impossible to tell where a thread is going to go based on the subject alone.

>>9917591
>Being jealous of somebody so insecure they have to surgically graph new hair onto their balding head
Have you tried not being such a little baby?

>>9914124
Back in my alkie days there was a regular at my bar who once bragged about a big expensive dinner he had at "The 99 Steakhouse" as he called it, was really pic related.

I would've mocked him openly about it, but he was super volatile and I wouldn't have been surprised if he had literally killed someone. Picture the countenance and temperament of Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.

>>9917555

Is that your favorite place to browse?

>>9914553
>Went on a vacation to NYC
>Parents only wanted to eat at Applebees, Ruby Tuesdays, Red Lobster and The Golden Corral
>Wasted an opportunity to eat any famous shit from NYC
Fucking Gen X faggot parents.

>>9917602
god, why even travel

>>9917595

>Being so bald you repulse women from 50 feet away.

Just own the look bro you will crush pussy so masculine lol!

>>9917463

lol @ this bitter bald fuck

>>9917594

don't forget the Daddy issues

>>9917548
I made a ny resolution to stop doing many things, i thought coming on ck wasnt bad because we talk about food, but i had my doubts, this post proved to me it is not worth coming here anymore. I can not gain anythig from conversig with people who brag about tinder matches and post like they are from reddit. Shitting on someone because you think you are so superior for fucking people off tinder and then calling them virgin as an insult says more about your own self than the person you are attacking.

Goodbye friendly anons, peace and goodwill to all you

To all you other miserable fucks, die slow.

> tfw applebees style restaurants and family joints have left my country in the past 15 years
> have pretty much just fast food places, fancier fast food places and US-themes burger focused restaurants
I just want my 10 dollar chicken pastas.

>>9917636
See you tomorrow.

>>9917626

And all the bald retards

>>9917636

Hahaha, you'll be back you fat, bald faggot loser. Enjoy repulsing women by your shadow alone

>>9917606
To show off, and believe they are better than other people, why else would a old Gen X cunt waste their money? This was the time before smartphones, so they didn't took pictures of their plates (yet). They now love to visit Cheesecake Factory, order a plate, take a picture, post it in Normiebook and go back home.

They are probably the reason why I hate chain restaurants and city live so fucking much.

>>9914124
Nah my dad took our family to Mortons Steakhouse once a year

>>9917251
Won't those follicles get fucked up again later down the road? I thought baldness was mainly caused by DHT, and wouldn't that build up in those new transplanted follicles?

>>9917636
This is like the "I'm never drinking again" of 4chan posts

>>9917668

Nah. The two things which cause male pattern baldness are genetics and dihydrotestosterone (DHT). So during the hair transplant the hair follicles from the back/sides of the scalp which are resistant to DHT are moved. So they will basically behave the same way regardless of where they are transplanted to. That's what makes hair transplants the best solution for bald guys. If you're really insecure that your newly transplanted follicles will start falling out in the future you can always use a spray solution of minoxidil and take finasteride.

>>9917660

>>9917716

Ahaha the bald faggot is quivering in his boots. What a loser this guy is

>>9915340
m8 this kind of shit isn't remotely uncommon...my mom was worried about me putting parsley and basil into her '''tomato soup''''' (aka canned vegetable water) because 'i don't want it to be too spicy'.

>>9917709
That makes sense. I've always been curious, and wondered why those follicles stayed "healthy". Thank goodness I don't have to worry about my hair though. My Dad's hair is thinning out now, but he's almost 60, but it doesn't look that noticeable unless you look from the top. My grandpa on my Mom's side is over 100, and he still has a good amount of hair. $35k is a crazy amount of money to drop on hair, but if you can afford it, good on you anon. How much of an improvement have you noticed with the transplant? I'm sure you feel more confidant now, and have better luck with women.

>>9914553
cruise ships are for fat americans who want to enjoy the hotel part of travelling and not the travelling part jesus Christ dont you know this

>>9917724

Sounds like you lucked out with your genetics. Unfortunately for about a third of men, hair loss is a thing. But the improvement for me is massive. I had almost 8400 grafts transplanted and I have a full head of healthy hair now. The surgeon I went to is older, in his mid 60's and very experienced. I feel lucky as he is retiring soon honestly. I don't like to sound like a self absorbed narcissist but my hairline is perfect. When I was young I had a lot of luck with women. When I was balding I did notice a substantial drop in interest honestly. I still went out with girls but I think it was my other qualities (personality, the fact I was in medical school, had my own place, shit together, etc) which contributed. But after having my hair fixed the dating scene is way easier. I regularly meet attractive women at bars/clubs/conferences and my quality of life/psychological well being has improved 100% honestly. Probably one of the best decisions I've made in my life. I often joked about it with my friends and told them I was doing it and they all love the result.

>>9917760

you're nothing but a soyboy effeminate faggot. Bald men looks 1000x more masculine than you do you fucking insecure faggot.

>>9917760
Glad to hear things are going well for you. I kind of wish I had my shit together when I was in school, or else I would have gone to med school as well. Oh well, I'm going into psychology, and that makes a decent amount of money if you can start your own practice, and make some extra money on the side teaching at a university. I feel I have the personality for it. My Dad went down the same career path, and he enjoys what he does, mostly, and can support our family with my Mom not working. You can't find too many jobs where you can do that anymore.

>>9917777

Nice digits. You know I actually studied psychology as my major before med school. I had to take a bunch of chemistry and biology classes and write the MCAT but it's never too late. Are you in the US?

>>9917744
Of course I know this, I interacted with them for 3 summers. They're literally the human equivalent of cattle. Obese, lumbering beasts that can't make any decisions for themselves or tolerate even the slightest inconvenience. "We're having a stopover in a major city with an extremely diverse array of restaurants pretty much fucking everywhere, but we're very upset because our garbage American microwave kitchen chain abominations are for the most part conspicuously absent."

>>9917784
Yeah. I was actually a Biomed major for 3 years before I switched, so I've taken a majority of the classes that I would need. I just need to retake human anatomy and a physiology course or two. I might have to retake biochem since I barely passed with a C- (it was a pitty pass since my professer knew my situation and knew that it was about 4 years since I took Organic Chemistry.)

My grades are shit though. I just had shitty study habits because schooling in my district was a joke, and I could get by doing jack shit during grade school. I was also severely depressed and was drinking and doing a lot of drugs during college. I'm doing a lot better now, but unless I blow the MCAT out of the water, I don't think I'll get into anywhere that isn't a D.O. school. I'm fine with my career trajectory now. I feel like I would be a better counselor than a medical doctor DESU. If I can get into a Neuropsych program though, I'll look into that.

>Expect boomer stories
>Get losers with daddy issues
Just beat up your father, poof it's all fixed

>>9917818

That's actually what I was going to recommend. A D.O. school. It's the same thing just with a bit of extra curriculum. Would open the door for psychiatry anyway if that's your thing. Anyway, if not, then good luck to you.

>>9917790

Dying of laughter here. I have to agree with you on the cattle though. Fucking goyim cattle man. I unironically believe that Americans would be better off if the government seized all guns, rationed food and became a dictatorship.

>>9917836
Thanks anon. Actually, part of the reason I want to get into psychology is that I could get a decent job with a Masters, so it'll cut 2 years off from my schooling. I just turned 29 and I want to be done with school ASAP so I can start building my own life. My Dad said I could work as an adjunct professor later on, and some schools will help you out with getting your PhD, so that might be something I do later down the road, but I could make some decent money with just a Bachelors in Psych and get a CAC certification. The place I used to work at, and where my Dad practices right now pays him about $80 for an hour and a half group. I'm tempted to go back, even though the pay was shit for the front desk people. The CEO was actually going to pay for me to get my CAC, so I would be able to do intakes and groups, but I was drinking and smoking weed a lot, and I just didn't feel morally right to do so. If I could do a few groups a week, I could go to grad school without taking out too many more loans.

>>9917100
Still beats the shit out of Olive Garden.

>>9917790
The only folks I've ever met that did the cruise scene were gigantic fatass monstrosity boomers. I always chuckle when they describe their latest floating hotel adventure and say, "so, how was the food?" The grils literally gush.

>>9917866

It's always fatasses or big generic dumb families with their stupid kids dude.

>>9917862

For sure, PhD route is the way to go especially if you enjoy research.

>>9914124

>Click on thread expecting funny restaurant stories.
>It's literally a bunch of bald permavirgins sperging out at some anon who got a hair transplant

Never change, /ck/

>>9917890
You mean a teenager larping about being an intern, whose rich (lol), got hair plugs, and fucks 52 different women every year?

>>9917265
>peanut brother

Fuck all I have is jelly sister

>>9917913

Sounds like you're pretty bitter he has hair and is basically a doctor while you're bald and eating off the mcdonalds value menu.

>>9917913

>larping

Go back to /pol/ you white cuck.

>>9914124
I never knew my dad
>inb4 nigger
sh-sh-sh-shut up

;_;

i wish i had a dad to go to applebees with... or at least a dad that didn't molest me as a kid.

>>9917941
I'm not the bald guy, I can just spot bullshit easily.
>>9917949
I don't go to pol, you are fake news.

>>9917989
You probably asked for it you slut

>>9918006
that's what my therapist keeps telling me...

>>9917565
>Bald men are insecure about their baldness which is why they wear hats often or grow a big beard

You're thinking of a time far in the past. Are you a boomer or genx, 'cause at the first sign of widow peaks we shave our head daily and tbqf, women have never been so easy to snag. I never made a better decision in my life relating to obtaining wenches than shaving my head and I'm just a normal guy, albeit tall with nice muscle definition even with a bit of a beer gut.

>>9918001

Idk seems like he knows what he's talking about. Maybe exaggerated a bit to piss off the baldfags which seemingly worked. I too hate bald men

>>9918014
sadly i think shaved heads will be going out of style soon due to soyboys co-opting the style.

i'll still keep shaving my head though. in fact i regularly shave my entire body. for sexual reasons.

>>9917548
t. roleplaying grindr bottom

>>9917100
My parents still think this place is fancy af. I guess it's better than fucking olive garden, so it could definitely be worse

>>9918042
Is it an American thing or was my mother just a snob?
If it's chain it's not fancy and just a step above fast food

>>9918050
There's some fancy-ish chains that are usually attached to big hotels, like Daily Grill or Palomino. Mostly for the traveling junior executive crowd, not Haute Cuisine but not priced-up diner food.

I always take a big shit at crapplebees and never flush when i go there for the free birthday entree when I'm making the rounds at all the stores that give you a free food item on your birthday. sometimes they have an automatic flusher so you gotta drape toilet paper over the sensor to get it to not auto flush.

>>9918267
How old are you? Genuinely curious.

>>9918033

You sound like you suck cock in secret

>>9917602
I went to a local place when i was in new york twice over, best food i had in NY was chipotle, eat a dick.

>>9914124
that's because he ate there before sharis bought them out.

>>9918583
I'm 12 and what is this

>>9914481
Sheries

>>9914481

>>9914481
Cheesecake Factory, Rain Forest Cafe and Saltgrass Steak House

>be canuck
>visiting USA for the first time since i was 7 years old
>actually want to visit some of these big ass chains that we dont have in canada just because these fuck ass threads has me curious about some of them

>be roughly 14 years old
>family went to Pier 39 for food
>went to some Italian restaurant with a waiter and everything
>everybody was just a couple, no families except us
>ordered food and my parents couldn't finish it
>felt like everybody was staring
>left with the table still full of half eaten food
it was awful, never go to a fine dining restaurant as a family.
that shit is for singles dating and rich men out with their one-night stands

>>9919626
they're garbage, it's like the equivalent of swiss chalet

>>9919801
Swiss Chalet is not bad aslong as you dont stray away from their popular items.

>>9914481
>It's not? Wtf do you moneybags consider fine dining then?

If it's any kind of chain, it's not "Fine dining." It might be good dining. It might be great, even. But it's not Fine Dining.

>>9919801
your garbage

>>9914481
Stupid frog poster

>>9917196
What place?

>>9917232
It's much cheaper in Mexico and just as effective and safe.

>>9914481
For me it's Chili's, the best fine dining restaurant.

>>9915368
>believing anything you read on 4chan

>>9917548
> What is more masculine than putting your dick inside a woman?

kek

>>9916546
Cancer never tasted so good!

>>9917848
>>9917790
Autism

>>9917137
This is seriously the best thing I've read since I saw that headline today about some bitch bringing a lawsuit against a co-worker who put out air-fresheners to cover up her body-smell and claiming some kind of "disability." OK, fatty...

>>9917153
Wait... There's a Cheesecake Factory in Seattle? it's been a while since I've lived there, but I thought that shit only existed in Bellevue.

To be honest, though, finding a nice eatery in Seattle after 8 p.m. is damned-near impossible. Or any eatery, for that matter.

>>9917232
>>9920201
>>9917288

>"Buy the ticket, take the ride..."

>>9917478
you all forgot about Yahoo!

>>9917519
>shhhhhh...

>>9918014
>>9918023
Blofeld will never go out of style.

>>9919526
I'm Oprah and I laughed at this.

>>9914124


At least he wants to eat with you anon.

I stopped talking to mine out of necessity. Threatening to beat my ass with a glass of whiskey in his hand when he's 60 years old. The smallest thing will set him off and he'll threaten to knock me or anybody out. It's been this way since I was 16 or so. Fuck.

>>9922486
Damn, son.
Don't watch the Deerhunter.

>>9916314
nice and true

>>9920173

Piola on Louisiana Street.

Dolce Vita on Westheimer is a very close second, but I think Piola makes a better crust. Dolce Vita's cannoli are very good, though

>>9917212
why would you want to is the rhetorical question

>>9917137
any adult who openly disrespects their parents is likely a disgusting person.

>>9914124
>>9917137
So many loser tumblr whales and nu-males hating on their parents ITT. I expected restaurant stories, not the reasons why everyone, including your own family, dislikes you. You faggots need therapy.

>>9914124
If your in Birmingham, Al. try these for fine dining.

Hot and Hot fish Club
Oceans
Cafe DuPont
Highlands Bar & Grill
Bottega
Chez Fon Fon
Gianmarco's

Great food and service, will empty your bank account too.

>>9915335
I wish I could buy a hock of chicken.

>>9923299

Consistently ranked as one of the best/most livable cities on Earth. Not to mention the gorgeous views. Enjoy your shithole poorfag :^)

>>9923317

Moralfags like this need to be shot.

>honor your mother and father god said so!

Apparently parents can't be shitty people? Posts on an anonymous image board reflect people's behavior in real life in your eyes?

>>9923401

Fuck off back to /pol/ you balding milk nigger.

>>9914481
Any of the restaurants listed on Restaurant Week in NYC

>parents go out to the same Chinese buffet once a week because "it has healthy options and we can get our food without waiting"

>>9919500
I live in NY all my life and still prefer red lobster over most of the restaurants around

>>9923752
I worked in Manhattan for almost 4 years. All the best local restaurants were the small hole-in-the-wall joints, or local chains.
St. Marks Place in the Village has some of my favorite places. Mamoun's Falafel, Udon West, Crif Dogs, Xi'ans Famous Foods, Xe May Sandwich Shop, Ramen Setegaya, etc...

>>9923752
Because you can't afford to actually go anywhere that doesn't charge the same as Red Lobster

>>9923782
Even the Halal carts are delicious and are some of the cheapest meals you can get in NYC

>>9914124
> Not appreciating your father
> 2018.
Bad dog!
Bad.

>>9917137
Is this copypasta?
Can I use this? ..

>>9923283
Im in clearlake so i might nig on down there.

this thread has made me very appreciative of my loving father and thick hair that won't bald (both of my grandfathers had a full head of hair until death)

he also has great taste in food. love you, Dad.

>>9923782
>>9923792
I'm from flyoverville, USA. How do you distinguish between good/bad hole-in-the-wall places? I don't want to risk getting absolutely disgusting food with food poisoning. How do you dodge the shit to get to the good stuff? All deteriorated NYC grub stops look the same

>>9917265
sure just post your contact info

>>9917089
How does spending time with your children sound faggish to you?

>>9923814

No it's original I wrote it. Go ahead.

>>9915340
Nah, boomers are just like that.

>>9923317
Sometimes people are just scum, being a parent doesn't change that.

>>9916719
Did he have any affair with the waitress? Or you did u fuck them?

>>9923317

>bad people can't have kids

what world do you even live in?

>>9917602
>on vacation with extended family in Japan
>they only eat at American chains
>was to young to go off and do my own thing
I know that feel. I'll never not be mad.

>>9924054
Just Google reviews of places. Or Google top cheap places in NYC. Just research shit

>>9917723
>tomato soup without basil
WHAT'S THE POINT

>>9923317
this but unironically

Is there a single chain restaurant where you won't see fat people?