/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9910588
Oops thought this was McDonald's

>>9910588
Coffee, please.

water pls

>>9910588
A gun pls

>>9910596
Sorry wrong place buddy

>>9910588
borger

>>9910588
>one MEDIUM coffee you pretentious fucks

>>9910588
Something cheap...

I'll take an extra large strawberry frappe and a large fry.

>I'll have a large soy Carmel latte for my girlfriend(male)

Grande cold bruh 1/2 pump of "classic sweetner"

>>9910703
Soyboi

>>9910717
But it's not for me

tfw get starbucks gift cards for xmas but too autistic to go into starbucks

back in 2015 i ate croissants for a month off of them

Cuuc

water.

>>9910588
Get me the fuck out of there

>>9910919
Never

>>9910596
Okay! Would you like me to leave room for some sugars, creams, milks, soy milks, syrup shots, sweeteners, Stevia™ extracts, lactose-free milk, raw sugar cane extract, and non-binary beverage flavor enhancers? Or do you want the whole cup filled with just the coffee *laughs*

>>9910588
an inch of lead straight through me noggin

>>9910588
A grande latte, thanks

Just a black coffee please.

>>9910598
you got it, pull on through reviewbrah

1 (one) gf

>>9910588
I will take a big ass chocolate coffee milkshake, hold the faggot talk when you repeat my order. You know what I mean, and of course I want all the shit on top and low cal diet nothing.

>>9910994
Sir, please watch the bigotted-hate speech. The correct term is "unaltered coffee". "Black coffee" implies there is something inherently bland and bitter with blackness.

>>9911056
So we gave a venti caffe mocha frappucino with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle. That'll be $5.68. Are you a Starbucks rewards member?

Does anyone else refuse to say the faggy words they use for drink sizes and just says "small" "medium" or "large"

>>9911119
fucking yeah. Here's the card. Write Hitler on the cup.

Grande cold brew coffee, black

>Dextrose 50% PRN QID; seek glucose tolerance > 500
>One small frappichino coming up

>>9911111
xD

One tall unsweetened green tea lemonade, please.

>>9911134
That's me too.

Triple cortado, made with half and half and could you make cubano shots, 1 raw sugar in 2 of them? Thanks

>>9910588
>Herro, weRcom StaRbooko, Wat kan get to - day?

>>9911295
I'll take the one on the right, I bet she'd let me do anything

>>9911314
she wouldn't let you order coffee without milk, I'm sure.

1 venti soy latte extra soy thank you

This thread reeks of Reddit. Fuck all of you

>>9911323
I wouldn't order her nasty charred garbage. I'd take her home, ask her to remove her Charbucks uniform, and force her to try some of my George Howell stuff, ground in a Baratza Virtuoso and hand brewed with a gooseneck kettle while wearing only a dirty wet dishrag to protect her modesty. I would then dress her as a Tunesian slave boy and make her do ass to mouth while listening to Serge Gainesbourg played through my Focal Alpha 80s. And then she would eat all the eggs.

>>9911295
It's just like flips at Subway. white people don't work fast-food anymore where I live so if I ever want a sub, half the time it's the wrong sub, and every time they yell "TOS-TAD?!"

A nigger

>>9911353
That filename

>>9911353

Is this the reason they have these useless waste of space cup holders in american brand cars?

I unironically like the starbucks christmas flavor stuff. I only go to starbucks from Dec 1st to Jan 5th to get them.

>>9911470
your car doesnt have cupholders?
Usually (im not kidding) we have 2-4 cupholders inbetween the driver and shotgun seat. A cupholder in every door. and the middle backseat will foldout into 2-4 more cupholders

>>9911295
One Korean gf named Kelly please

>>9911495
Not really i only ever saw these in american brands like ford any chevy.
Why would you even need a fucking cupholder?
Was this solely introduced because of drive ins?

>>9911522
Cause holding my coffee is haaaaaard

>>9911518
>Kelly
You mean Jenny? I don't think they allow any other female names in Korea.

>>9911536
Most drives are like what? 10-60 min? I don't need coffee or food for that. Even if i get something from the drive-in i just park somewhere and eat it. Same with long distance drives.

>>9911543
I want Kelly now :(

>>9911554
U can't chug coffee you wank
Idk about you, but coffee is best drunk slowly, and I don't wanna hold that shit my whole drive. Cup holders are useful

>>9911563
You are driving a ton at 40 miles per hour. Stop drinking coffee and concentrate on driving.

>>9910665

>>9910588
I'd like a tall black eye with a squirt of whipped cream.

>>9910588
Don't fucking bother. You never get it right

>>9911583
Driving is easy if you aren't a retard, but 90% of drivers are

>>9913036
Yes I do

why are gay people always so infatuated with Starbucks? There's plenty of small local coffee places that don't burn their beans to a crisp and still love fags.

>>9913145
Beans are over roasted

>>9910588
Can you give me directions to a real coffee shop.

I work at Starbucks. AMA

>>9913145
Same reason as women. The can hammer down an 800 calorie milkshake under the guise that it's coffee.

I don't know any good cafes that serve those atrocities

>>9913145
Gays love whatever is "cool" and "cultured"

Since you live in flyover land, starbucks is all they've got

I'm sorry, anon

>>9913238
There are some fantastic local coffee places here though. Fuck, there's one next door to Starbucks #5824-B across the street from our office, it's no more expensive and tastes exponentially better yet our office gay always automatically goes for that overroasted garbage every time.

>>9913269
In my experience people are usually a little too quick to call the local mom & pop joint amazeballs

We’ve got and old timey roaster in my city that’s total dogshit, they get by on having a store that reeks of 100 year old beans and being “an institution”. Starbucks is no worse than that place and at least they take credit cards, and we have dozens of excellent 3rd wave shops whose only crime is having “hipster looking” employees, but some folks still support the gross place

Roasting well actually takes both experience and taste, something that “the local guy” isn’t guaranteed to have

>>9913220
where do you work

>>9913342
Sam Antonio Texas

>punch yourself in the face
>doesn't that hurt you?
>do you want it to hurt me Kevin?

>>9910959
stevia is a plant not a brand you moron

>>9913220
Are you a grill

>>9911134
Yup. On the rare occasion I go there I order a large black coffee and stare them in the eyes as their liberal arts community college GPA drops from 2.6 to 2.4

>>9910588
An Mucho Grande Jamaican Blend with Stevia, soymilk, and a shot of espresso, my good sir!

>>9913337
>amazeballs

>>9913337
There's definitely a few of those sorts of spots here but the place I frequent is a legit third-wave shop, to the point where they apparently recently bought their own private growing plot so they can directly control the entire process from start to finish.

At the very least I can drink their coffee without having to drown it in sugar and cream to make it marginally palatable which is more than I've ever been able to say about fucking Starbucks.

>>9913378
Nope

>>9910588
Yeah hello, can I get a motherfuckin' UHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9910588
Medium house blend, please. And no, I don't have room for cream or sugar, I like coffee.

>>9913583
goddamn you make me wet

>>9913583
>I like coffee.
Then why are you here at Starbucks, sir

>>9913601
Lold. Yeah, it's not exactly great, but I'm a passive fuck and will go there if a girl or coworker suggests it.

>>9910588
venti iced coffee, light ice, no sugar or cream

thanks

>>9910588
nothing. i hope your company dies.

>>9913864
Not soon enough

>>9913366
What the fuck do you accomplish by being such a stick-in-the-mud cocksucker? You sad nigger.

>>9913930
Well, it's not like he was spoiling anybody's appreciation of your hilarious joke.

>Hot grande mocha with two shots of espresso
>SO YOU WANT TWO SHOTS IN TOTAL CAUSE THE MOCHA ALREADY COMES WITH ESPRESSO SHOTS
>No, I want the shots that come with the drink and two additional shots
>OKAY YOUR TOTAL IS GOING TO BE $8.46

Why do employees do this? I ordered the drink, which comes with shots, why would a customer want to fuck with the existing shots

>>9911522
Were the fuck are you? I live in the UK and damn near every car here has at least 2 cupholders between the seats.

Coffee thermoses and bottled liquids are a thing, you know.

>>9914862
Because it's also possible to ask for one shot, and it's possible that a customer could simply be saying he wants the full two. Then he'd bitch about getting more than he asked for. You need to say two extra shots. Just be as specific as possible, because even if you aren't a complete moron some people are and the service has to deal with them.

I’ll have a black coffee and a green tea chai latte with skim milk for the lady.

>>9910741
I got one but I literally never go to starbucks
>shit coffee
>shit tea
>shit food
would rather swap it for a mcdicks card, at least they have good fries

>>9911522
do you just not drink things?

>>9911583
>driving in a straight line and not hitting things is hard
nigger are you retarded or something

A motherfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>9910677
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ain't gonna happen bruh

>>9911543
My doggo is called Jenny

>>9915081
>I don't have to pay attention to my driving because I have airbags and insurance
this is why we can't have nice things

>>9915290
I dated an ugly girl named jenny... probably not your dog.

>>9915318
She's just a pup pup

>>9915330
i do like em young... but still very unlikely

Frap

>>9911522
I have an A4 (german) that has two cup holders in the middle and a 2017 civic (jap) that has two in the center, plus a giant one under. Kys you fucking retard no-car obsessed muslim.

>>9910588
You can open the pod bays.

>>9910588

>>9910588
GIVE ME A LARGE COFFEE MILKSHAKE WITH EXTRA SUGAR IM A FAT AMERICAN CUNT

>>9911583
>40 miles per hour
I can drive at 75 mph and still manage to drink coffee while driving. How retarded are you?

>>9916327
Oh yeah? I can drive 80mph while drinking coffee. What now cunt?

>>9911340
Then go back and stay back, faggot

>>9910588
Can I get a venti iced water please?

Tea. Earl grey. Hot.

>>9916384
What is so great about the water?

>>9910588
an iced soy chai, low ice

fight me fagfgotsd

>>9913238
Not true, by the way. I live within walking distance of several great coffee places

Hi could I please have a Venti green tea latte hot with whole milk instead of 2% and 4 pumps classic syrup?
>>9916410
They filter it a bunch and their ice is a nice shape. Smoothie king also has good water and ice.

Tall coffee cream and splenda AND A BIRTHDAY CAKE POP

A nigga

>>9910588
Fucking NOTHING, YOU HACKS.

>>9918820
>Alrighty! That'll be $20 plus tip!

Hi mommy,
one venti americano with one sugar.
thanks jeans

>>9910588
Hi, no thanks please

Can I exchange a gift card for cash?

>>9910588
Stay off the video screen please. I’ll take a double smoked bacon sandwich and a vanilla cream cold brew if you have any left. Here is my gift card because I don’t normally buy coffee here.

>>9910703
Are you saying you have a male “girlfriend”?

>>9918843
Video screen?

>>9911354
Flips?? I usually only see Indians. And they are almost always as stingy as possible not to mention just slapping the sandwich together. I have seen plenty of whites working at Subway though.

>>9910588
I want one of those big cups, I have been driving all night and I really need to take a piss

>>9911495
I’m pleased to say my new car has 2 in front between seats, one each in driver and passenger front doors, and the middle back seat pulls down to 2 more cup holders.

However, I’d like to know what sort of car you have that DOESN’T include at least a couple in front for driver and passenger. I’ve been in German, Korean, Japanese, and American cars. I’ve never seen one without at least 2 cup holders.

>>9911583
Coffee or no coffee - do you not even drink water over a long drive?

Can I see on you?

nothing. I don't support big corporations and honestly sir, I don't respect you personally. good day

*I tip 3 dollars and leave*

>>9916339
>>9911583
Clearly you aren’t the person who was originally talking about it because otherwise you would be talking in kilometers.

>>9911134
I masturbate to the thought of a barista getting yelled at by their manager for not refusing to serve me until I use their faggot lingo

>>9918856
At the ones near me they installed a video screen - not sure if they still even use it for the original purpose - where the person at the drive through could see the person who was taking their order and vice versa. It was incredibly awkward and I hated it.

Yes, hum... What are the drinks that won't me go over my weekly calories allowance?

>>9918942
That just seems creepy as fuck

I unironicaly like pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks.

burger, extra cheese

>>9910588
>not picking dunkin donuts
>ISHYGDDT

>>9910588
Oops wrong place
>Drives the fuck out of there

When I worked at starbucks a long time ago company policy was to consider people just asking for ice water the same as any paying customer. But we didn't have a drive through. If someone ordered that through the drive through would they still get it? Because fuck paying 1-2 bucks for a bottle of water at a gas station or something.

>>9919064
I work there. There is no issue with asking for just water

>>9910678

I just wanted you to know that I appreciate this post.

Some more patriarchy

>>9910588
Hemorrhoid cream for after you corn hole me for a 6 dollar garbage drink.

>>9913416
Are you a cute boy

>>9910588
A trenta berry hibiscus with light ice and extra berries please

>>9910588
Nothing then drive off

>>9910588

treinta cold brew thanks for my daily crack im too lazy to make on my own

>>9910588

Lemme get a large iced coffee

Just a cup of tea with a dash of milk.

>>9911111
Checked and I hate fags.

>>9910588
Can i have a grande iced coconut cappuchino with extra foam, restretto shots and 1 stevia please. I have partner numbers.

>>9910588
cafe creme zum mit nehmen.

>>9911111
Well that was a waste.

>>9911134
yeah, but then sometimes i feel like i'm trying too hard. if i really have an issue with the lingo why even go? the whole acting incredulous over the menu terminology at starbucks is so played out. you just look like a douche. go somewhere else if it bothers you so much.

YEAH LEMME GET AN UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU,
Burger?

>>9910588
a goddamned london fog, motherfucker

>>9910588
Why would I go to Starbucks?

I went to the starbucks in pike's place market in the early 80's when it hadn't yet become a meme and it was pretty good. When they began to become a leviathan in the late 80's I started going to locally owned hipster coffee shops instead. Nowadays I just brew my own coffee at home and if I'm going somewhere I'll just fill up my 20 yo Stanley thermos. Fuck paying some cumguzzler $5.00 for a cup of shit coffee.

>>9911134
There's literally a scene of this in some movie where the guy goes "I WANT A 20 oz NOT A VENTI, SAY IT IN AMERICAN :^)" and gets blown out because venti is just 20.

You retard

>>9921517
to get your wife and her son a drink.

>>9915081
The post you're replying to is dumb because he doesn't know American roads are mostly straight.
Basically the only place in the world with just straight roads too.

Give me a black eye. Don't be shy about the size of those shots. I need something to make feel alive in this fucking planet.