/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No, if you don't have coffee I'll just have water, no ice. It's ok, I know it's pretty loud in here. I can see why you think I said "coca cola". Don't worry I'll still tip.

>>9900402
Mr. Pibb you daft cunt.

>Don't carry Mexican Coke
>Not calling the NAACP

Racist ass crackas Everytime.

>rum and coke please
>is RC cola okay

What the fuck no

>Can't find the drink menu
>Favorite soda is sprite
>always has been
"And what you you like to drink?"
"Can i see your cocktail selection?"

>>9900402
I guess. Do you have any szechwan sauce?

>>9900422
>not ordering a round of flaming dr skippers for you and your friends

>>9900437
>The rage boils in the back of my head

I'm sorry sir, but we do have a chili sauce

>>9900402
Did I stutter? Of course it is.

>>9900402
We're out of pepsi, but would you like [B]o[B]a [B]ola instead?

I said Pepsi what is wrong with my waitress?

>>9900402

Wew this woman is my type

>be me
>in Texas
>at local greasy diner
>what kinda coke would you like
>I'll have a Coca cola
>Sorry sir all we Cary is Pepsi products
>Mfw

I SAID RC YOU TWAT

>>9900836
They're legally obligated to do that.

>>9900402
Sure but can I get a white waitress for the rest of my meal here?

>>9900750
reddit

I kinda like pepsi more than coca cola
pepsi has smaller bubbles, or so i believe

>>9900852
You're a twat.

You drink RC

>>9900402
How fucking dare you ask me that question you fucking cow

Now go fetch me my IBC cherry limeade

>>9900852
A Radio Controlled drink is what you want?
Gees Louise get with the system.

>>9900402
Obviously. I love Pepsi!

Sorry, we don't server Coke here. May I offer you a President's Choice Cola?

That's not what I said, you daft cunt. I said CHEERWINE.


LIKE HAPPY WINE

Christ, i know this job could be done by amy moron off the street, but you're really setting the bar low sweetie.

>>9900402
sure
>order medium rare steak
>order most grueling to prepare sides
>say I forgot wallet
>go to car
>leave

>>9901835
isn't that just diet coke

I asked for water.

>>9900402
i'll have an rc

yes it is
I've been on team bepis ever since coke decided to put a woman in a hijab in every one of their commercials
not on my watch! not in my party
its time to take back the democrats!

>drinking carbonated liquid that is not seltzers or alcohol

>>9900402
"Is Monopoly money okay?"

>>9900417
>Portland
Please Kim aim for Oregon.

>>9900444
Is it at least Mulan-themed?

>>9901524
It's funny, reddit hates this website yet they are coming over here in droves

>>9902444
I am using this. Thank you friend.

>>9902243
She has really nice eyes.

>>9900402
I ASKED FOR WATER YOU HAG

>>9900402
I'll have seltzer water you dumb whore.

>>9902590
dude. that is meleena from mortal kombat

>>9902607
Time for blowjobs

>>9902607
>>9902610
too late I think she died

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB4crA-S068

>>9900402
Even better

>>9901839
>order medium rare steak

Found the faggot. Rare is the patrician's choice

>>9902634
I cannot open that video because it would ruin my joke.

Suicide vest?

>>9900402
Yes and a 076 41 884 with that, be a dear and make sure you write it down ;)

>>9900402
yeah that's what i ordered
ya bitch

>>9900408
Cringe as fuuuu

>>9900409
Do they even manufacture that meme cola in this day and age?

>>9900788
I just realized Jewish Mexican is also my type.

>>9900402
No, but your armpits will do just fine!

You know, at times like these I really like to quench my thirst with a delicious Wolf Cola.

Haha sure, tastes the same anyway

>>9904867
Hear, Hear

>>9900836
>drinking fizzy cola with your meal
wtf man? Americans are walking memes when it comes to food

>>9900402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tENhSwqgimQ

Yeah, I'm sure the Pepsi company is doing all right.

>>9902559
I'm sorry, but the inventor of the recipe is Chinese however

>>9900865
>Texans are legally obligated to be retarded

>>9900836

>visit cousins down south
>order sandwich
>to drink?
>I'll have a coke
>what kind?
>Orange Crush
>get Dad's Root Beer
>life is perfect

>>9906408
>>9905257
>>9900836
>the south

>>9906467
Found the librul

>>9906408
>i could be a friend to you

>all this RC cola shilling
so thats why this place has turned into /pol/-lite. everyone is a fucking southern tard

>>9900402
Oooh, sorry. I don't have respect for you. Is mouth rape ok?

Go down the street and get me a fucking coke. I may tip you an extra dollar.

>>9900417
>be lefty
>ruin someone's livelihood
>sleep well at night knowing I did a good thing for social justice

these people are SICK. absolutely insane. completely beyond repair.

>>9906528
badass

>>9906515
RC is actually pretty good, but not widely available, which is maybe why I like it?

>>9900417

So glad I love in a perma red state

>I'll have a Coke
>pepsi okay?
>I'll have an orange
>pepsi okay?
>cup of back coffee
>pepsi okay?
>alright just water with a lemon
>pepsi okay?
>How bout Tea, Earl Grey. Hot.
>pepsi okay?
>I'll have a pepsi
>we're out of pepsi, RC okay?

everytime

>implying I'd drink anything besides water
Somebody's not getting tipped tonight

>>9900417
The 19th Amendment was a mistake.

>>9900402
Only if you have a penis

>Is Pepsi okay?

Pepsi's fine thanks

>>9900417
>jealous roasties ruining the live of other roasties
lmfao

>>9900422
>Not askin the dollface for a found of RCs before you ditch these squares and peel on down to the rumble at Johnny Boy's garage

>>9900408
>*nods respectfully in your direction*

>this thread

>>9900402
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU FUCKING BITCH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>9900402
I asked for a Moxie, YOU FUCKING WHORE! Get me your manager, I'm gonna have you fired this instant!

>>9900417
>"We need a wall to keep the Mexicans from being appropriated!"
>"And armed guards!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ

>>9900409
>almost 2017+1
>Not use Xi Pibb’s preferred pronouns

>>9907515
It's Christina Hoff Sommers, she's being sarcastic

>>9907538
based.

>>9900402
Sorry, I don't drink liquid sugar.
Ask the barista to bring me a coffee with whisky

I have been a cook for ten years and all this tomfoolery on /ck/ has been bring me down. I'm ready to pass on my wisdom in some adult conversation, but instead it's just a bunch of hi-jinks and troll-goofery that gets posted.

I am appointing myself as the dark night of /ck/ so we can get this place back in order.

/ck/ used to be a place you could come and post with your wife and kids, and dang it, it's gonna be that way again

>>9908280
Hear hear.

>>9900402
coke ho

>>9900422
>rum and coke please
>is pepsi okay
>yeah i guess
>get coke mixed with pepsi

>>9908280
Make /ck/ great again!

>>9908500
you two could open a bistro and blow each other

>>9900417
Fuck Chicanos

hey guys what's goin' on in this thread

>>9906500
>having coke as the main fucking word for soda
Literally Turkmenistan tier m8

>>9902570
They acty hate it less that tumblr does

>>9906531
One of those tweets is by Christina Hoff Sommers.

But yes politically correct dipshits need to take a hike. Probably to a place where "opppressed" people disagree with them.

They legit believe that Islam is a religion of peace where actual Muslims beg to differ.

Hell, I might even sugest that they are responsible for Teen Titans Go!

>>9910224
>acty

*acually

>>9910237
Teen Titans Go is the superior development of the original Teen Titans show.

>>9910305
That's easy when its literally all they fucking show.

It legit played all fucking week.

>>9900402
No. I said I wanted water because I'm neither a sugar-saturated child nor an alcoholic fratboy.

>>9902243
There's something about those mysterious veils that make me desperate to rape a woman. It's hard to keep myself under control and I really don't think it's safe for women to dress like this in public.

>>9900402
Look at that armpit cleavage

>>9910331
I'm an alcoholic who was kicked out of my fraternity for not paying dues. Am I still a "fratboy"?

>>9908490

2 hours on $Chan and finally I get to laugh

bravo, Anon, bravo
eyes up here, please

ill have a cuke thanks

pepsi is better than coke

>>9907214

>>9901835
PC is unironically a solid brand tho

I never had this problem, nearly any restaurant lists which drinks they serve on the menu.

>>9908490
I tried so hard not to laugh at that

>>9900408
t. euphoric redditor

>>9908490
>>9900422

You should have the Diet Pepsi instead of the Diet Coke, It's much better. It's fizzier. It has a cleaner taste. It mixes better with rum and has a lower sodium content

>>9915326
One of the few times Bateman was completely wrong, Diet Pepsi is garbage.

>>9915326
Diet pop tastes like ass and there is no reason to ever drink it. People who can swallow it must have had their tongue dipped in acid

>>9915772
>pop tastes like ass and there is no reason to ever drink it.
ftfy

>>9900402
Isn't that infectious? Should you even be working here?

>>9900402
no its not you jew loving nigger sucking quadroon abomination

>>9915806
>soda tastes like ass and there is no reason to ever drink it.
ftfy

>>9915867
Haha, someone can’t get laid. You’d fucking trip over your M’Lady’s if a girl like that talked to you. I’m glad you white pride retards stay in your own inbred gene pool.

>>9915901
>trip over your M’Lady’s
And while laying on the ground he'd lick her feet.

>>9900417
fucking smelly beaners

Please be my gf....i will tip extra if you want.

Is anal ok?

>>9908490

sidǝq ɹǝɟǝɹd i

>>9900402
*blank stare*

>>9908490
this reminds me of a German joke

A man goes into a cafe and orders a coffee with no cream.
The waitress says "I'm sorry sir, we're out of cream. Can I offer you coffee with no milk instead?"

>>9916282
Germans have the worst sense of humor of all people. My fathers side of the family is German and he tells German jokes just because people are amazed at how unfunny they are.

>>9910186
>Having Jell-o as the main word for gelatin!
Welcome to America

>>9900402
is that you?

>Can I have a Coke Zero please?
>Uhh, is Pepsi Max okay?

>>9900402
No.
I'll have a water, and cancel my food order.

>>9900402
Are you Sarah Silverman?

>>9900402
>i'll take a coke
>we only have pepsi
>n-not as fine as you

>>9907214
Roll Over Beethoven by Chuck Berry started playing in my head as I read this.

>>9908280
>dark night
ok go ahead

>>9906542
>live in Tennessee
>liberal wife complains that everyone she works with is republican
>always talking politics in the office within earshot
>offended, of course, because they aren't praising obama

>tried to be respectful and not laugh at her

I love my perma-red state so much.

>>9917910
Yeah, I have a feeling your wife feels the same loving way about Jamal as you do about your 40% nignog state there Billy Bob, but you do you.

>hey, hun, why our baby have a tan n' wiry hair?
>ohhh, billy bob, did you done gone 'n forget to do your 23 and me test again?

>>9900836

Lol m8 kek

>>9918084
>The slightest lighthearted suggestion of someone even disagreeing with Obama
>Roll out a bunch of bizarre cuckold shit and 1980s tier hillbilly stereotypes(?)
The absolute state of liberals

I'll have water with lemons please.

>>9908280
>I am appointing myself as the dark night of /ck/
You're just another diamond dozen schmuck in this doggy dog world.

>>9907482
Hahahahaa
>>9900402
That's not how you pronounce 'beer'.

>>9908280
I did get bent once for posting some tits here, shit lasted like a fucking week or two. And unless you're the cook-a-long Anon you can go suck a cock.

>>9900402
Is not giving you a tip ok?

>>9908280
Your stupid meme-land was always a false existence perpetuated by cancer-having food blogger moderators.

We the people of the true /ck/ are rising up, the jack posters, fast food review watchers, and shitposters amongst others united to overthrow your tyranny

>>9915326
I like my soda flat though

>>9907482
just always ask the opposite of what you want and you'll get it

>>9908280

>>9900878
your beta ass can't even score with her

>>9908490

>>9900402
>

>>9900402
I asked for coffee you stupid cunt

>>9902570
when did this happen? 4chan was always faggots but at least it was our own brands of faggots. why can't leddit stay in their dump?

>>9908490

YES GIVE ME SOME OF THAT PEPSI MAX GINGER SHIT SLURP SLURP SLURP MMMM SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

I WANTED AGENT ORANGE

>>9900417

What the fuck is wrong with white women?

>>9902551

Anywhere in Oregon would be fine. A state that makes it illegal to collect rainwater is just a mistake.

>>9900402
Is my dick in your ass okay?

>>9908280

can you really make /ck/ great again, Anon?
it might be too late, even for a guy with a CV like yours

>>9900417
By that logic, Taco Bell, Chipotle, Now's, etc shouldn't exist.

Also, there are a lot of Asian-Mexican fusions, like Kimchi Tacos, Sushi burritos, etc. Are Koreans and Japanese appropriating Mexican food too?

>>9901525

>pepsi has smaller bubbles :')

>>9910341

Is it because of her hiding her feminine features that you want to hunt her down? Like: 'don't touch' makes it somehow very attractive to touch?

Patrician water drinkers such as myself do not know this struggle. Every restaurant has water.