/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9898566
dubs

931-'626-3337
I am but a lonely gnomehunter and wish to conversate with another human

hawt

>>9898592
do want

>>9898587
just get on omegle you old man instead of posting your private number and expecting others to call you on their own private numbers

>>9898592
thats how classy ladies spew champagne and rohypnol

>>9898613f
fuck you know what
I have no webcam to post on omegle

also i aint old you fucker i am 22
you gnomed out bastard

>>9898587
I called. It's some woman that sounds hot. But she didn't know what I was talking about. Southern accent

>got a bunch of delicious goodies from christmas
>too hungover to eat them
>got a few new games
>too hungover to play them
fuck
At least I got some comfy new clothes

>>9898587
Where in god’s name do you get so many photos of animals with watermelons? I feel like this is all one long, delirious hallucination

>>9898652
bullshit try 1-931-626)
-3337% and you will reach me

but the southern part is correct.

>>9898673
nigga my life as an al/ck is a long delusional hallucination

eat it! you ugly fucking cat

Fuck me I'm going to drink all weekend aren't I?

>>9898713
do not pretend to be me.

>>9898713
>cat

if nobody calls im gonna kys
I almost just got arrested for public intox
but speech checked my way outta it
please call i am so

How about some Whiskey from Sierra Leone?

>>9899225
>including all these boring reaction posts
It's the screenshot equivalent of those buzzfeed headlines ending in "...and that's a good thing" or "and it's awesome!"
I don't need some faggot telling me how to feel about a fucking picture on 4chan.

>>9899242
No one cares about your opinion on the format of the image.

>>9899258
fug you suck den

Shat blood for the first time today.
What do i do? more fiber?

>>>/trash/

>>9899242
>>9899258
Actually I am either him. We don't need the equivalent of a laugh track on an image. It's one of the things that popped up in the last few years concordant with site quality flying into the dirt

>>9899272
You go to a doctor, idiot.
Shitting fresh blood means you're bleeding from your colon. Do you honestly think that's something you can fix but eating an apple?

>>9899284
It means you have a hemorrhoid. You don't go to the doctor for a hemorrhoid unless you're some soy boy toy

>>9899284
Don't listen to this drama queen. Just eat some cotton balls to plug the hole

>>9899278
>Few years
It's been around since at least 2011 you fucking newfag.

>>9899284
>>9899284
i switched to a low carb beer and but some lime in it for vitamin c

i'll be fine

>>9899294
>just eat some cotton balls to plug the hole
Omg

>>9899303
gotta get your vitamins.

my grandpa always said breakfast is the most important drink of the day.

>>9899319
your grandpa was a wise man.

Plum wine tasted like shitty cough syrup

>>9899366
is this good or bad for a bleeding anus?

>>9899381
A year ago and in November I started shitting blood. To cut a long story short I almost died and was meant to die month later.

>>9899549
if you shit red, you have bleeding below the stomach. If you shit black, you have bleeding in the stomach. Each can be caused by several things. So... tell me more about your shit.

Just bought 3 steel reserves after waking up hungover at 1:30 am

I'm sober enough to know this would be a bad idea. Mighr just chug water and shower

An anecdote that’s amusing me that I can’t really tell anyone irl: I’m bulimic and threw up nearly everything I ate yesterday into a huge puddle of vomit in the corner of the backyard. My lazy stoner cunt of a roommate has a dog that appears to have eaten it all up since I just checked and it’s completely gone now, and I know for a fact he lets his dog slobber him on the lips and kisses it on the mouth area. It’s the little things.

>>9898566
FUCK YEAH! Got my money early, gonna go to the grocery store once they open in less than an hour's time to get about $40 of food then gonna go to the liquor store when they open in less than 3 hour's time to get a bottle of 20% wine that I've been looking forward to trying out!

As for the threads moving fast during the festive season, for many this is a depressing time of year. I have no family anymore and not really any friends, I'm in a new city and on welfare, my first time ever being on welfare, so yeah, not the HAPPIEST time of year in theory. Still, I do my best to try and treat myself while also being mindful of my minuscule budget. Since money came in early though, I'm really gonna make sure I enjoy New Years Eve and New Years Day. I think today I'll treat myself to some Subway, that sounds nice, but for breakfast I'll have two hummus sandwiches as usual. Apparently home-made hummus goes bad in about 5 day's time so I don't want to waste it.

... weird, I just felt kind of empty inside even though I'm so stoked about getting money early. Well, like all things, it'll pass.

>>9900216
Ah, I see it's snowing out... beautiful. I'm quite looking forward to the walk to the grocery store. I fucking love snow, don't know why so many people hate on it just because it and the weather it comes in is cold.

PASTA PASTA CHEBA ITAILAY

>>9899381
>>9899549
>>9899559
Boozing and stopping (yes, stopping) smoking caused me to be in ridiculous amounts of pain and shit pure blood 30 times a day for 6 months when I was 22. I eventually decided that perhaps I should go to a Doc. Turns out I’d caused “acute severe ulcerative pancolitis”, and could choose to either have surgery to replace my large intestine with a bag of shit which would be strapped to my chest for life, or I could bleed to death/die from malnutrition within 6 months. Decided that fuck it , I’d just die, so turned down surgery, went home, got drunk and instead turned to the net. Same day found gaps.me, had no symptoms within 2 weeks, still have none 17 years later. If I deviate from the diet I’m very ill within 24 hours. Plus my weight normalised and I eat nothing but healthy stuff. Modern diet is a killer, eat only what you can find while ‘living off the land’ like all humans have for the entirety of human history.

>>9900216
I know that feel, middle of the month I scraped the last few cents I had together, to at least have a few beers to taper. Decided to check my bank, because desperate. Back-payment came early and I went on a bender till christmas.

>>9900216
Why did you leave your last city? Assuming not for a job if you’re on welfare?

So some texas alck called me and then he turned his phone off cause i kept calling him back.
come back texas anon

>>9900237
I like to try and limit myself to getting drunk only every 2-3 days, and just last night I drank, but I only had 188ml worth of pure alcohol. VERY low by my standards, still got me feeling pretty good but still couldn't sleep much. Gonna get drunk again tonight but likely to make it a proper 250ml or so day, maybe even a little more.

>>9900240
Familial issues, ongoing for years. Last time I cut myself off, things went to shit in a big way so I was kind of lucky they were there but it didn't take long for them to turn on me again, as usual. Lived in homeless shelters on two occasions and been kicked out more than once.This time, I'm gonna make my way. I miss my aunts, uncles, and cousins. Why I got stuck with the family I ended up with, it's a pretty evil joke, but we have to deal with the cards we're dealt. It's to the point now that I've put the cards down and left the table once again, I'd rather go and play slots alone.

Metaphors aside though (if that's what I was doing), I have no interest at all in gambling. I've spent a total of roughly $30 in gambling in my lifetime, and that's on two different occasions, one of which was because I had seen a 'Princess Bride' slot machine so just had to stick $5 in it to see what it'd do/say. That movie is fucking hilarious. Anyways, the store will open in 10 minutes, gonna go and do those groceries. Almost out of bread.

>>9900253
If you’re in a position where you’re able to limit how much you drink, you should keep your tolerance as low as possible until NYE in my opinion.

Sorry to hear about the family stuff. Was moving entire cities away the only option available? I ran away once when I was younger due to some family abuse issues but I don’t have experience with being definitively kicked out so no advice there, I’d imagine you’d be quite driven to make it on in spite of them.

>neetbux arrived early
>waiting patiently for the liquor store to open at 9

neetbux came. Been waiting two weeks. No more beer with nickels

Gonna score 4 fifths and go to the homeless shelter later for dope or pills

>>9900269
Yeah I can limit how much I drink, I've even gone 4 days straight without booze before, in fact that's what I did from December 3-6. I drank on the 2nd and 7th. Also Nov 6-8, there's three days straight between drunks. I get what you mean about keeping my tolerance low, but nah, I'm too psyched about that 20% wine. If ever I was going to indulge, might as well do it during the holidays!

The family stuff was a long time coming, I had moved to a different city before and this is the second time. I want to be as far from them as possible. I had been definitively kicked out before, at least twice, the first of which I had the cops called on me. Hardcore feminist mother, also a raging alcohol, she had physically attacked me while drunk on a couple occasions. The cops were completely unnecessary, it was also during the winter.

I'll make it, no worries. Yeah it's a bit tough, I do miss some of my family, but I'm determined to make something of myself before getting back in contact. Also, ended up getting $49 in groceries. Really stocked up, the only things I should have to buy in January ought to be bread and milk, basically. Gotta save up for a new computer; this laptop is almost a decade old and on its way out. In an hour or two I'll go to the liquor store to score that wine, looking forward to it! REALLY affordable price by local standards! 1.5L of 20% for $22!

The surveillance van finally left, it was here from 6 pm to 4:28 am. They didn't think I'd stay up and surveil them back but I did and now I know.

>>9900503
Why would anyone have you under surveillance?

>>9900326
>>9900349
literal fucking niggers

>>9900550
Literal brat :^)

I literally dgaf

>>9900380
Got the bottle; Kelly's. "An easy sipping wine with a touch of the Old Blarney." Beau Chatel Wines, Truro NS, Canada. 1.5L of 20%; 300ml of ethanol. Certainly enough to get me fucked up at least once, or if I drink fast it might get me all the way there one night and then halfway there the next. Normally I drink bloody fast, but this time? I think I'm gonna make a day of it. Come noon, I'm cracking her open, and I'm going to take my time drinking it all day. It'll be hard to break myself of the habit of going full-tilt but I'll try to take my time with it.

Too lazy to take a pic of it, but what's everyone else drinking on this pleasant day?

>>9900674
>but what's everyone else drinking on this pleasant day?

Nothing. I've been on a week long bender and today my anxiety is so bad that I cant leave the house to go to the liquor store. Feels bad, but I had to stop at some point I guess. I think I'm going to order a pizza and watch movies all day.

>>9900687
Sorry to hear about the anxiety, but sounds like you've got an otherwise great day ahead of you! I might drop by Subway later to get a footlong, or I'll stay home and make some ham and cheese sandwiches again. I make kickass sandwiches, but I don't enjoy them as much as Subway's. Could make some mac&cheese instead, or some simple ramen, but I feel like treating myself to something special. Pizza sounds incredible but I still have to keep in mind that I'm on a budget. There's a place nearby that I can get a burger, chicken nuggets and fries that's less than $10 after taxes so I plan on having that on New Year's Eve. Got a can of gravy and meatballs, if I get some proper cheese I could make the fries into poutine. It's not REAL poutine without GOOD gravy and actual cheese curds, but I'm an anglophone peasant; poor man's poutine is good enough for me.

You know you're an alcoholic when the liquor store cashier stops saying "have a good day" and starts saying "be careful"

You know you're an alcoholic when you walk to a liquor store and they deny you service because you're already obviously drunk

You know you're an alcoholic when you don't worry about whether or not you have your ID because the cashier will recognize you

You know you're an alcoholic when you start paying for that morning pint with change.

You know you're an alcoholic when you feel your heart beating through your chest.

You know you're an alcoholic when you walk to get booze without underwear on.

You know you're an alcoholic when you call the "gas station" the "liquor store"

>>9899284
Mate I've been having blood on the toilet paper and inside bowl (fresh) for around 4 years with no pain when shitting. Sometimes people just bleed

>>9901406
likely an internal descended roid. Harmless. Still, get a colonoscopy at 35 to check for irregularities.

How many drinks do you have to drink before you're considered an alcoholic?

And how many do you have to drink before your liver gives up?

>>9901529
Twice your age squared, multiplied by the circumference of your cock, minus 0.468, plus your favourite root vegetable.

>>9898566
>general

Yesterday I drank myself stupid and fell asleep from 8:00-9:00pm

tossed and turned from pain and panic/anxiety until 5:30am

was able to fall sleep at 6:30am, slept till noon

first time in ... months that I've fallen asleep sober, the booze had completely worn off by the time i fell asleep

i woke up feeling fucking amazing and not anxious at all, the opposite of how i usually feel

i had forgotten this feel

is this what being sober is like?

>>9901542
I got 11,615.532 potatoes, is that bad?

>>9901406
get a consult with a surgeon and have him band that fucker

>>9901666
you are fine. you are not an alcoholic until your favorite veg is a guy named Mitch you know from AA.

Stupid file size limit, I have a few drunk.webms

>>9901529
There are no answers to these questions. Depends on the person and context.
Alcoholism is when you have physical or psychological withdrawals, and/or when it interacts negatively on other parts of your life.
Liver isn't necessarily the first to give up. Can be brain damage, pancreas, blindness, nerves that fuck up first or together.

>>9901914
Post on >>>/wsg/2019867 and link here.

>>9902023
Won’t fit there either, dammit.
Plus they’re nsfw.
Here are a couple regardless. Pls contribute, s’all I’ve got that’ll fit
>>>/gif/11874370

>>9902148
i used to know a chick like this, total degenerate, kinda fun tho. i put her head through a wall after she woke me up with disgusting unwiped ass in my face, never heard from her again

>>9902148
can you link to that /gif/ thread, i dont know how to find it

Shaking and vomitig bile lads. Not having a great time

>>9902173
Link is right there... >>>/gif/11874370
>>9902175
>bile
Eat more, dude. I used to puke bile like 20 times every morning if I wasn’t eating, awful

vodka drinkers report in

>>9901181
I've walked to get booze without underwear on, but that's just because during that time of my life I went commando. Just... didn't see the point of underwear... or at least didn't care. I think all those are signs of a HARDCORE alcohol though, there's some who are functioning alcoholics and don't deal with stuff like that.

>>9902272
Vodka is great, but I prefer rum or absinthe.

>>9902317
>absinthe
leave

>>9902326
Why don't you like it?

>Trying to drink less
>QT cashier at liquor store flirts with me
>Almost out of tequila, hardcore tempted to go back and get more liquor even though I shouldn't so I can see her again
Life was easier when it was the old man working the register

>>9902326
>absinthe

Can we get dome PAWS experiences posted? I’m 3 days 100% sober today, fucking devastating mood swings, insomnia, lethargy, general ill feel feels. Not having fun here.

>>9902796
>day 3

good luck with your seizure mate, do you have anyone around?

>>9902861
I tapered for three weeks.

>>9902872
ah nice man. how much were you drinking, what was your taper?

>>9902861
seizures are rare, and the risk of having one is over in about a week. Leave him alone and let him shake it out.

day three guy... go take a shower. You are getting better. Keep at it.

>>9902877
I began a cider taper from around a couple of bottles of vodka daily. I had benzos and weed too. Still a fucking nightmare, but death was too close, I didn’t have much choice. The fear has gone completely now but has been replaced by a horrendous lethargy and irritability. Last time I had PAWS it was still fucking with me after seven months, when I relapsed.
>>9902880
Thanks dude. I’ve had seizures, not nice. I’m showering every day, for a change, and eating well. Still feel like utter shit. I feel like it’ll never end

>>9902916
it wont... day 97. It just gets more familiar, and that is at least more comfortable. there will always be something missing

>>9902933
God dammit. I kind of thought as much. PAWS doesn’t end, you just accept it and cope, I guess.
Fucking hell.
Life feels boring as hell. I feel boring as hell. A team of Hollywood hotties could walk through my door dressed only in money and I’d shrug them off. Can’t enjoy a damn thing.
Well done on 97 days though mang. I only managed 7 months because I had a ‘fresh start’ in a new house, new area, new neighbor who’d sunbathe half naked in her garden.
Christ I’m bored.
Will. Not. Relapse.
Probably.

Shit.

>>9902963
Oh and the nightmares, horrific, and the brain fog. Horrible. I feel like my I.q has halved, like I’m half asleep all the time, like life isn’t... quite real somehow.
A stomach full of ethanol and within 5 minutes I’d feel superb. Don’t have much confidence that I’ll manage to stay sober much longer. Sigh.

00:03. Day 4 begins.

>>9903006
how old are you? how long were you drinking?

>>9900674
Hahaha, my fuckin' roommates are retards! One of em got their girlfriend over, I gave them a couple shots worth of this wine and soon they asked for half a flask of it. A small flask, like 250ml or something. maybe 200ml. Anyways, I played my cards right and they paid $10 for it. Seriously took like 20 seconds and they OFFERED $5 and I showed the SLIGHTEST apprehension and they offered $10! BOOM! Then as the conversation went I mentioned that my room mate owed me a little over $5 from several months ago, he played it off as "one or two months", and I said it was "DEFINITELY over two months" which it was. He has issues with his woman over money because he's an idiot who's horrible with it, and in the end she forced him to pay me $10 "for interest"! So I basically got this $22 bottle of wine for FREE for sharing... what... 300ml of it? It's a 1.5L bottle, 1500ml! FUCK YEAH!

I also got offered pot. I was a stoner for years, but I much prefer booze. Passed on the offer both times and they didn't offer again. Also, his woman is way into me. Kinda weird since she's literally over twice my age, but kinda funny because she seems to really enjoy cucking her 'boyfriend'. Honestly, I'd never touch her, at least not without a rubber, because fuck knows how many men she's been with. Both considering her age and her attitude. What a nightmare woman, thinks that "animals are poor defenceless creatures" and men who hunt them are "savage murderers" and shit like that, fucking idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzwbOZKfrUQ

I wanted to show her this vid SO bad... which would you rather? Get eaten alive by a fucking bear, or get killed instantaneously by a skilled hunter? I'll take the bullet, thank you very much.

>>9902963
97 here 3... smoke weed, but do not depend on it. Mood control has to be relearned.

>>9903019
I’m not far off 40, I’ve been drunk since I was 15.
>>9903038
Yeah weed is a godsend. My tolerance instantly goes batshit though, it cost me thousands on extracts and buds to get sober this time.
Did you find new hobbies or anything? Thinking maybe I’ll look for a gf.

>>9902796
The first week or two really suck.
Have a routine, shower daily, eat healthy, go out and have some physical activity (you don't have to exhaust yourself, walking a mile or two is better than staying in all day in the couch. It'll help with sleep.)
I don't remember what pills help. Melatonin, St Something Worts, stuff like that.

Sleep will come back eventually. Continue the routine until anhedonia and brain fog leave, this can take months.

>>9902963
Nah, it's just very slow, you don't feel yourself going better much. And that boredom is anhedonia.

>>9903115
I shit post and fight liberals and women. It's fun. I also play a lot of texas hold em and work a lot

>>9903115
i just turned 32, been drinking *heavily* for about 5 years. moderately for 11. I drink whiskey. Does vodka have the same amount of alcohol as whiskey? I can't imagine drinking 3 bottles of whiskey per day

>>9903116
>pills
Actually yaknow what, I’ll try some lsd. That always helps me to see my problems objectively, has got me out of a rut a few times before.
>>9903125
Cbf to fight anyone, too stressful, plus I’m probably totally unreasonable atm, I can’t tell whether I’m right to be irritated with people, because mood swings wreck my judgement.
Yeah, sod it, why not. 125ug, reassess after the trip, then maybe try to find a girl.
>>9903152
Yeah vodka contains around the same amount of ethanol, just without the congeners. I’d switch if I were you. There’s no cleaner buzz than vodka.

Guess I’ll try to sleep again. Tired as fuck all the damn time. Brb uncomfortably tossing, turning and cursing life.

I wonder if that Lithuanian dude OD’d

>>9903166
my whiskey costs 6.50. what would you brand vodka costs around the same? what the fuck is a congener and what is a clean buzz?

>>9903166
If you’re having withdrawal mood swings probably wait until they even out before taking lsd. Your problem is alcoholism, you don’t need acid to tell you that and it won’t give you any answers, it just might illuminate the other deficits in your life that may have contributed to alcohol taking up such a huge place in it. Either way, it doesn’t sound like a pleasant trip.

>>9903166
acid... bye bye sleep.

I hesitate to tell you this... I did ibogaine last relapse. It DID cause a profound change in me, but I would not recommend it to anyone else. Dry out and weed bro.

>>9901559
yes until 4:30 when you want a drink again

the glow of sobriety wanes just like the alk buzz did, but it is better and easier to maintain

>>9903177
>congeners?
The things which cause hangovers

>>9903256
explain

>>9903265
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Congener_(alcohol)

>>9900349
exciting feel day

>only drink to distract myself from shit existence
>not working anymore
help lads

>>9903174
probably is blasted off on a 3 day klonopin / vodka / tramadol bender

anyone here taken valerian root? whats it like?

>>9903491
yes, it's garbage. i have taken up to 10,000 mg of powdered root and 5000 mg of concentrated root extract, it doesn't do fucking shit for my withdrawals

you need a benzo, sorry

BROS 183 in NOVEMBER JUST HIT 2 BILLS

>who back on the wagon

>>9903496
i have plenty of xanax

i took a 450 capsule of vroot today, didnt think i felt anything but it suddenly hit me like a ton of bricks and i was kind of high for 3 or 4 hours.

>>9903289
On Alcohol congener analysis article
>The theory of discovering one’s drinking habits has been investigated since the late 1970s, predominantly in Germany, for "hip-flask" defence type cases (after-drinking).

>I'm drunk, but I drank from my open container after the accident. I swear your honour.
Ah, the good old times...

>>9903174
Paracetamol OD don't kill.
A few days after ODing, you shit ground coffee. It means your liver is pretty much dead, and you'll die in some of the most horrible pain possible. Hospital can possibly help with some bad luck, but at least they can give you end of life treatment.
It's a very bad way to suicide, on the "so painful you'll ask for immediate euthanasia at the hospital, so better jump under a train and die in a few minutes of blood loss because you had the unstoppable reflex to move your head at the last instant" tier.

I really wish he was just drunk cringeposting.

>>9903498
did somebody say
>bills

>>9903506
well fuck, im jealous as shit that A. you have xanax and B. you get high from goddamn valerian?

just literally kill me

>>9903496
He just stopped his taper, the last thing he needs is to regularly take benzo. He'll get addicted right away, as a replacement of booze.

>>9903518
yeah its weird mango. the capsule I took today, like i said, just hit me full on, just bam, knocked me on my ass, it was very very similar to a marijuana high (for me anyways). I don't smoke MJ tho cuz it gives me fuckin panic attacks and anxiety and brings back terrible memories

>>9903537
think youre talkin about the wrong guy

>>9903542
Valerian root is literally catnip

...the fuck is everybody

>>9903861
im here

>>9903876
thanks bruh
u wanna talk about something?
i just went to target and bought a new frying pan and a lint remover

>>9903879
nice

im about to recieve a shitload of money next month from dead grandparents, i promised myself that I would quit drinking and use the money to better myself but i dont know what's going to happen or if i even have it in me. i don't know what's going to happen.

>>9903897
buy a car, don't drunk drive it, could be fun and keep you occupied, could maybe get girls with it
>tfw 30 years old and still think a car will get u girls, just end me

Do I have the best watch on al/ck/?

>>9903905
ya I own a car, i'm 32. It's a shit car but ya know... gets me from a to b. whatever. it works.

it was so easy to pick up pussy in my early 20's , those stupid college sluts. i dunno, sometimes I think those were the best days of my life but ... i don't know...I wonder what ever happened to that girl

>>9903917
material shit, man. who gives a fuck?

>>9903917
archaic technology. might as well be wearing an abacus

>>9903932
>>9903928
that's why i like watches
i think they tickle my alcoholism genes a little honestly, they're so pointless and fun and unnecessary but make my life a little happier

this is the man on the moon watch, lemanier 1861 movement with hesalite crystal and flyback chrono

>>9903928
same. that girl for me just got married. took me a little by surprise even tho we havent spoken in 5 years, havent been together in 7 years. still hurts, still miss her.

>>9902796
Kpins are my new life during Paws

>>9903937
so its fake like the moon landing?

>>9903952
yes it's a fake real watch

>>9903941
ya sometimes I look back and think... if back then I were the man I am today it would have worked out. aside from the alcohol shite

i was such a beta fag back then . live and learn.

>>9903947
i think i am essentially a benzo addict but without access to benzos i become an alcoholic

goddamn i would invade russia in winter for a lifetime supply of those sweet fucking xans

i got laid so much on xans, i was just so confident and give-a-shit, it was amazing, without them i can barely get it up im so nervous

>>9903956
that was a trick question communist.

I actually carried a pocket watch for a while, but I worked with retards and would let them hold it to time their own timeouts for spazing in class

>>9903979
dont you ever call me a communist again friend-o

(is this just you and me talking or is there a third party on here?)

Any1 else smoke weed for paws? Gonna be legal in my state soon

>>9903983
you and me. Sieg Heil Five

>>9903975
i've been prescribed every benzo you can think of

corrupt doctor. fucker had me on a mix of xanax, kpin and ativan at the same time.

im lucky I have a fucking brain

do you guys exercise?

>>9903993
jesus christ is he in texas????

i ran half marathons through the peak of my alcoholism, so exercise is vaguely linked with alcohol in my brain, oddly enough

i would run my fucking face off along the hudson, come home, take a hot shower, chill, finally stop sweating, and then watch shit on YouTube and mix some icy gin and tonics, basking in that true glow of running endorphins and booze

so...yeah, i do still exercise, but it was never like STOP drinking and START exercising for me

>>9903989
mah nig

actually reading ian kershaw's magisterial biography of hitler right now. dude was fucking weird, much as i am interested in nazis

>>9904017
yeah, he was... but the methodologies of the nazis corrected the great depression n a global scale. The truth in history is there if you dig, you dig?

>>9903947
>>9903988
What's paws mean? A quick Google search only brought me animal feets and a punk band

>>9904033
post acute withdrawl syndrome

>>9904041
peenus and weenus sexuality

>>9904055
petite asian whale sauce

>>9904061

>>9904031
yeah there wasn't much wrong with the nazis, if only hitler had played his cards right and not literally declared war on the whole world, germany could have been a decently sized, conservative european state consisting of germany, austria, czechoslovakia, parts of france and poland

sorry to get pol up in here

>>9904092
You do not go to Russia in Winter NO MATTER WHAT.

Everything else was pretty spot on and well played.

Already drunk and bored. What should I do al/ck/?

>>9904152
a. take other drugs
b. jack off
c. browse craigslist personals

i been fuckin hoes and poppin pillies
>tfw feel just like a rockstaaaah

why are craigslist w4m ads always niggers and fatties?

never mind i answered my own question while typing

>>9904152
Drink till you black out.

>>9898566
USE THE SILHOUETTE, It's easier for us drunks to identify when looking for the thread

>>9903917
more than likely
MAN ON THE FUCKIN MOOOOOOOOON

>>9904346
I'm surprised it took this long for some autist to start whining about that fucking silhouette

>>9904368
now that was the reply i was fishing for

>>9904340
This

>>9904377
well phisted
all i have is SHITTERS

>>9904393
well, post a pic, i'm not nearly as harsh as the pontiff...anyway did you see that horror he just bought? green bezel white dial breitling superocean??? dude is going down the drain man

Anyone else often use temporary comfort with a pillow over there head in bed rather than wake up and take a ibuprofen to make the headache go away.

7 days sober my lads.

Went from 3 handles a week for 6 years to zero. With the help of xanax and my family support of course...

No xanax after day 12

If i can do it, you can too.

Just opened this up from a Xmas gift.

Jesus fucking Christ this stuff is sweeter than soda, how do people stand it?

>>9903116
Just so anons are aware, Melatonin is really bad for people with depression. It exacerbates suicidal thoughts like crazy.

got sent home from work for being visibly intoxicated. i did what any normal person would do in this situation..hit the bar.

Trying something I’ve never had for NYE, should I get Hennesey VS Cognac or Suntory Kakubin 1937. Answer quick I’m at the bottleshop now

i want to taper off, been drinking like fuck.

had 10 beers last night going to try for 6 tonight. is 3 day taper enough to ensure i don't die?

>>9904789

hennessey is the worst tasting drink i have ever had.

>>9904803
I did it in 4 but I reckon I could have done it in 3, I was just scared of the withdrawals

day 1: 9 beers
day 2: 5 beers
day 3: 4 beers (wasn't feeling withdrawals at this point)
day 4: 1 beer and got the best sleep I've had in forever

I'm out of other booze. Should I open my 30th anniversary Final Fantasy wines? Paid like $60 a bottle.

>>9904815

thanks man!!!!!!!

>>9904823
Ought to save them, they'll be worth a fortune in a couple decades on the 50-year anniversary.

>>9904827
I'd have some beer on standby just to be safe bro, if you start feeling the withdrawals just drink one

>tfw 4 delicious beers left but can't drink them

>>9904808
Lucky I bought the Suntory then. I’m alright at tolerating bad taste but I didn’t really want to pay $66 for 700ml of something I won’t enjoy.

>got completely fucked up on rum
>forget to put away Christmas leftovers

>just realized tonight is new year's eve
>I haven't accomplished many goals this year
>drinking more than I ever have
>fattest I have been, ever
>hating my job more than last year
>no plans for tonight other than get drunk alone
Time has been an absolute blur this year.

>>9904533
Good on you anon, that's great shit. Especially with the amount of booze your were drinking. Are you taking anything after the benzos for withdrawals?

I have a $50 USD gift voucher but nothing interests me this during this sale. Anyone else have 300+ games on Steam, haven't completed most, and drink constantly? It's fucked because I love videogames but I can't play any if I drink.

>>9905524
Isn't tomorrow new years eve, or are you an aussie?

>>9905554
Living near AU/NZ.

Really want to drink but I get really horrible anxiety and panic attacks when I wake up.

>>9905570
Just drink more, those feelings will subside for a while.

>>9905548
In a weird way, that pic is /an/, /fit/, and /v/ all in one.

>Parents buy my brothers nba tickets every weekend and give them literal thousands of dollars a month as an allowance
>Ask them for money so I can get a new tire
>"Sorry anon, guess you should work more hours at your horrible physical labor job huh ;^)

Christmas was utterly humiliating as well, had to sit with them and watch them all open up dozens of presents and I had one present and it was a belt that was clearly a regift.

>>>/b/755316913
19yo supposedly alchie gril making the surely unregrettable decision to drunkenly post nudes.
Don’t forget to never link al/ck/ on babby boards.

Not an al/ck/ but do you guys feel really comfy when you have a decent little hangover?

When I drink a good bit (but not too much) the next day after I've had breakfast, coffee, and an advil I just feel really good. I'm guessing it's some sort of chemical rebound.

>>9906064
Many of us don't really get hangovers anymore, we are pretty much drunk constantly.

>>9906064
No. I only get hangovers if I don't drink for a while and then get drunk. Normally I just drink more.

>>9898566
>These threads move fast during the festive season
I figured the increased suicide rate would thin the ranks.

>>9906540
Suicide by ethanol takes it's time. Hard to time it right, so that it happens exactly to the festive season

>>9906064
lol. no. severe panic and anxiety and disorientation and brain fog and heart racing and sweat and trembling and insomnia.

i think im done drinking guys

>>9906572
I think that's WD's, not a hangover

>>9906578
no it's a hangover, i only drank one night and haven't drank in weeks

i have bad latent anxiety, i shouldn't be self-medicating it with alcohol

>>9906643
enjoy your kindling bro

You guys talk about kindling as WD or specific seizure WD

>>9898759

>all weekend
ha ha ha ahhh you little babby

boys im on the edge

just under a year ago I was in the ER with liver failure/neuropathy and I have slowly recovered and stayed sober this year. (Been smoking pot for last 3 months but I need to stop out of fear of workplace accident testing). Right before I started smoking I had a brief 3 day relapse then decided to use pot.

I am on the edge right now though boys fuck.

Apartment to myself, girlfriend isn't in town a few days, don't have work till the 2nd.

I know I can get away with it fuck this disease.

>>9906877
It works for both. Even if you're not having seizures, withdrawals are no picnic, and not harmless either.

>>9906965
just get more pot and some good food.

im gay

Whats a good, sweet cocktail that I can make with this?

I'm thinking mint julep

>>9906998
we know namefag

>>9898566
>28
>virgin, gf never
>ba degree
>not using it at all nearly 5 years on
>don't even really want to
>all friends gone but still talk to me
>no job right now
>live with my mom right now
>if I still drink through next year it will be the 10th anniversary of alcoholism
>no prospects

>>9906965
How do you possibly have a gf under these conditions?

>>9907029
Hooker

>>9906998
what's your drink of choice?
i want to know who to call fag

>>9907058
Not legal here in northern/midwest America. I mean I live with my mom also. I really have no idea if I would even like it or not anymore, if I wanted to go for it I would probably want one of those super expensive escorts and that's just not feasible.

>>9907075
>not legal
Literally noone gives a shit
go to craigslist or something, it's a lot cheaper. just pick one that looks good to you
no need to go to a fancy one, at the end of the day they don't care about you either way, no matter how much money you spend on them

>>9906998
Yeah, shit up the al/ck/ thread like the childish autist you are. You're doing this board such a great service.

>>9906643
It's withdrawals. You kindled too hard and now withdrawal after one night.
Many people confuse WD and hangover, idk why.

>>9907153
>>9907074
>>9907019
I was mocking the namefag you drunken cunts

>>9907074
Straight whisky or red wine. I change it up maybe every three weeks.

>>9907159
You were derailing the thread with your bitching. Namefags exist because retards like you give them attention. Do you think calling a troll stupid makes him stop posting too?

>>9907170
sorry, oh wise one :(

>>9907159
>>9907174
>"drunken cunts"
>emojifagging

Yeah, chop isn't the fag here

>>9907179
:'( Please forgive me Mr rulemaker

>>9907186
You're the one crying about namefags, buddy.

>>9907191
It identifies asshole that think that their thoughts are valuable and an investment in their identity. That is not what this place is for.

>>9907217
Can you point me to the post where chop was being an asshole? I see plenty of that from you, including the post where you make it clear you're not yourself a drinker, but not from him.
I don't get to make the rules, but neither do you. You're shitting up threads with your little personal crusade against one, and only one, namefag on this board and chop is probably the only person here who gives the tiniest shit about you. Just fucking ignore him and shut up.

>>9907237
no

this is an annon message board fir the free exchange of ideas. I have four posts in this thread including this one. you think otherwise because you are confused about how this place works and what identity is.

>>9907258
Go whine somewhere else. And lurk moar.

>>9907258
Just fucking filter me and stop derailing threads, retard. Nobody cares about either of us.

>>9907258
you lurk more faggot. everything is for the lulz, pools closed, and namefags are ALWAYS niggers.

>>9907052
ladies love yellow corneas what can I say

>>9907321
Is yellow the new blue?

>>9907258
>muh sekrit club

neck yourself

was going bonkers this week cause im an old retard who lives with his mom who ran out of booze on xmas day but today i got out and got a handle of evan williams and a handle of old crow and got some pizza and wings and shovelled em in, now i just have to wait for mom to go to work so i can get toddied up, nothing as comfy as being an old fat retardo that lives with mom with your fat guts stuffed with pizza hut playing vidya waiting for the boozing hour while you play vidya in the winter time augh yeah folks so comfy augh yeah folks

>you now remember simpsonbro

>>9907436
What happened to him? I can't even remember the last time I saw him posting. June? Earlier?
He's obviously suffered some real damage but I think he was talking about quitting after that trip to the ICU

>>9907436
I haven't heard from him since then either. I hope he's still breathing.

>>9907446
meant for
>>9907444

>>9907436
What happens when you get jaundice? Disregarding withdrawals, can you just stop drinking to let your liver recover?

>>9907428
Retardo Montalban.
AUGH yes.

>>9907463
maybe. it does heal pretty much better than anything unless it is too late.

i have quit cold several times. it sucks and I was bad. no brag, but very sick. dangerous. I never got yellow. everyone is different

>>9907436
i hope simpsonbro is still kicking

>>9907545
Guessing not desu. He posted frequently but suddenly disappeared after his second admission to hosp. Released after the jaundice, but straight back in due to acute ataxia. I wonder how many al/ck/s are 6ft under right now.

>>9907463
Sometimes yes and sometimes now. There's no way to know how far gone someone really is just from photos but jaundice is never a good sign.
Your liver can do pretty amazing things if you stop poisoning it but there are no guarantees.
It quite uniquely is capable of regrowing itself if you remove part of it too. I think you can lose up to 2/3 of your liver and grow it back. Now if you're chugging smirnoff all day, though.

>>9907545
I hope so too. I hope everybody here makes it.

>>9907555
Ataxia is a proper cunt. I once had to take my bins out, and simply collapsed on the street, unable to fucking get up again.

>>9907555
well, they know something we don't then. being embalmed is probably awesome as well.

Let’s pool our funds, buy this shithole (which we’d wreck anyway), grow weed for cash and hookers, and not die friendless?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-59782555.html

>>9907592
I'm over 12k in debt

>tfw forgot that tomorrow is sunday
>tfw I'll have to buy overpriced vodka at a gas station again

>>9907614
It's also New Year's Eve
You may have to do your shopping before noon and yo may have to buy for an additional day. Just a heads up

>>9907650
you just sent so many pathetic fuckers after their remaining gift cards namefag

How accurate are the movies Flight and Leaving Las Vegas regarding your addiction and relationships with women?

>>9907681
I haven’t seen a Flight. LLV leaves out all the truly gruesome stuff, focuses on the romance. As for grils, all I get is drunk chicks on one nighters and hookers. Girls leave me because I can’t kick the sauce.

>>9907681
there will be no elisabeth shue holding your hair back whilst you vomit into a plant pot

>>9907786
mommy

>tfw you manage to hold back the puke after the first 2 drinks and you can finally get drunk

been sober 9 days now
have some rye in the freezer but i just cant afford drinking anymore, money is finally running out
good luck everyone

>>9907933
Ugh, much this. Waking up, feeling happy (well, relativity happy) because you find that there’s booze left, then throwing up the instant you drink it, that is not cool.

>>9907948
Nice. I’ll be there soon. Day 4 totally sober, not far off a month since I was last drunk. Cannot sleep for shit, irritable and depressed, but I don’t feel suicidal and I’m not sending retarded drunken messages to everyone I know.

>12 hours until 2018

>>9907950
i had the waterfalls at the bar this afternoon at lunch. Woke up hungover as fuck today and needed a drink. Managed to hold back the vomit and soon felt that soothing wave of the booze finally hitting and could continue drinking.

Vomiting in the morning is terrible. I was the anon that threw up a little bit of blood a few weeks ago and i'm terrified of throwing up again for fear of tearing something.

I think the chemical imbalances in my brain are driving me insane.

>>9907960
24 hrs and 2 minutes. Man this year went fast. Not helped by my only being conscious for about 5% of it.
Anyone else trying to stay off booze in 2018? Legal or not, if I cannot stand sobriety, I’ll smoke a joint. I can’t stand drinking any more, I’ll never drink a sensible amount and I’ll die if I keep overdoing it.

>>9907960
who cares. only difference is a day off work.

>>9907979
I'm planning to reduce drinking in 2018. Naltrexone should help with the innate need to drink.

>>9907978
you start hearing the non-existant conversations in the next room yet

>>9907998
(Not that guy but) To this day I find it hard to believe that some of the things I saw were just hallucinations. I spoke for like an hour with someone in my room, who insists she was hundreds of miles away at the time. I was legit insane, kind of surprised I survived. DTs are fucking immensely awful.

>>9907990
i found a bottle of this, what exactly does it do?

help me

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/d5l68srng7m1dqif

I made a bitch drink out of blueberries, lemon, sugar, orange bitters, and apple brandy. I'm currently ignoring a chick from Bumble and watching Star Trek DS9 instead. I've become the male version of a crazy cat lady, and I'm ok with this.

>>9907681
Literally 0 accuracy, wouldn't be possible in most cases.

>>9908623
Well actually I mean Leaving Las Vegas could be remotely possible, but you'd never find a hooker on the street as beautiful as 1994 Elisabeth Shue who had a rich pimp and a great apartment and the pimp happens to conveniently be killed and she wants you to live with her in her great place.

>>9908558
whats wrong anon

>>9908691
not him but probably the withdrawal horrors

>>9908691
this >>9908695

i think im gonna die

>>9908633
Elisabeth Shue has a child named "stella street" not even joking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHNlkAvdvn4

>>9908699
you're not, it's like this for all of us. you could go to an ER hoping for benzo's but it might not happen and they'll push inpatient detox on you

you can sweat it out, it's your brain fucking with you
you are fine, we are here for you. it's good to stay off the sauce or go lightly

>>9908699
i can talk you through the worst of it if you want.
what's your heart rate? are you sweating?

>>9908699
what sort of dumbshit dries up on new years eve?

>>9908706
i can just imagine some sturmbahnfuhrer giving propping a gun next to gondola and putting a cigarette in his mouth and lighting it, patting him on the head.
"we're withdrawing west of the volga before the artillery units start pounding us. hold tight here and see you in valhalla."

>>9908711
I have a heart beat monitor in my watch (idk if they're even that accurate) but within 20 minutes it went from 115 to 50. Not sweating but severe anxiety and palpitations

>>9909019
that's a monitor error, it's not humanly possible
the anxiety is a MOTHER FUCKING BITCH I KNOW CUZ I HAVE IT but it will fade if you gut it out
if you're not sweating you'll be ok

just turned 21 2 days ago, lads
Where do you broke folk go for a drink that doesn't taste like bleach?

>>9909040
did you not get any birthday money?

i got fired from my job for being drunk. haven't told my parents. they'll definitely kick me out if they find out i got fired for being visibly intoxicated. today i told my parents i was going to work but instead i loitered around the movie theater and got drunk. i'll go job hunting tomorrow

>>9909019
take ur pulse with a wrist watch

>>9909089
A decent amount actually, but I figured I'd ask around instead of just buying what looks nice.

I thought it was new years and made punch and wrapped hotdogs and shit until 8-10 where I started to get really confused and thought the cold wheater was causing a delay and now I hate myself more then I ever did.

>>9909112
Idk, don't get the absolute cheapest of anything because it will probably be shit. What alcohol do you like? Also, I'm assuming America since 21 is the drinking age

>>9909112
>just turned 21
turn back now

>>9909123
I've found whiskey, vodka, and hot sake to be somewhat enjoyable, much more so than cheap beer.
>>9909129
I've had enough to drink that I don't imagine I'd find myself abusing alcohol. I just want to try and find a drink that doesn't make me grimace after I swallow it.

>>9909133
>I've had enough to drink that I don't imagine I'd find myself abusing alcohol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>9909133
I don't know anything about vodka, whiskey or sake. Sorry dude but good luck on your venture.

>>9909140
no bully

>>9909163
>no bully
I don't want you to look for cheap booze after turning 21. Stop, please. It's going to start as fun but after the first 6 months you'll notice a habit. Then you'll start to increase. I'm begging you to drink on a special occasion (christmas, hanging with a that girl, new years). Stop before you can't. Don't shrug this. Stop.

>>9909189
I second this.

Most people in this thread started off like that with the idea that "I can handle it" but it slowly tightens its grip over your life until its all you can think about.

>>9909198
Shhh... he might be the chosen one

>>9909189
Don't listen to this guy. Have drinks every day like everyone else does. It's a great way to relax. If you develop a habit it's only because you enjoy it so much and you can stop anytime you want.

>>9909189
>>9909198
How am I to drink on special occasions only, if I don't know what I want to drink? That's what I'm asking for.
I'd much rather be drinking water than alcohol, I've no reason to just casually drink.

>>9898587
hey look a knox county phone number. me and my wife live here but im 22 and not an alcohol so i dont really wanna speak with you desu. see you in the old city

>>9909218
get some russian standard or JD. they're low level but not bottom of the barrel stuff. can't go wrong really

anyone have the IIRC

What's the worst that could happen?

>>9909207
No offense but the vast majority of people drink alcohol without having a problem with it

>>9909483
you're better off drinking mouthwash stateside. You don't want to drink that shit. it will kill you.

anyone else that Nic Cages character in Leaving Las Vegas is a little exaggerated? Good movie either way but idk. Have yet to see a movie that totally understands what it means to be an alc

>>9909483
no. from a hardcore alk with multiple hospital detoxes under his belt. no.

I didn't drink yesterday because my anxiety was too bad to go out to the store. I kept busy watching movies, and ended up sleeping through most of today, felt better when I woke up so I went out and got a 2-4 of beer. I'm on my 6th now and feeling normal, cooking some chili actually. I think I will just drink throughout the night because the gas station will be open and selling once I run out of beer, so I will re-supply and drink throughout the day and get to bed early. I don't go out for NYE, and I want some time to recover before going out for dinner with my family on New Years day

>drink to kill cringe
>create more cringe

>>9909498
I doubt those people post here.

>>9909516
Wasn't he supposed to be in Vegas trying to drink himself to death? And somehow the movie doesn't just end with him drowning in his own vomit after one evening?
I saw it in a hotel in Grantham 4 years ago, so I may be remembering wrong

New Years Eve tomorrow lads. I cleaned up last March and significantly cut back my drinking to just having an appropriately paired wine with a nice dinner and a beer with friends.
I've been slipping through the holidays, I bought a bottle of svedka for tomorrow and nearly polished it off now
Fug me i thought i was good

>sell btc in 2012 to buy heroin
>value now: £9,700,000
>sell xmr in 2016 to buy crack
>value now: £200,000
>check bank balance now to buy benzos
>£14.21

>>9909959
I don’t get how any alchie can moderate. I accidentally drank one drop of ethanol in some vanilla extract like a week ago and it almost made me relapse

What manner of nest is this? I can’t wait to see the cosy home my soulmate is building :3
I found a pic of her too, hang on

>>9910037
How lucky am I? A 19yo blonde, perfect bod, 10/10 personality, a brain scientist and rocket surgeon, presumably with billions in the bank and extensive superpowers. I know this because of my knowledge. How lucky am I??
Don’t give up lads, she has plenty of identical twin sisters, I’ll lend you one if I can’t keep up with all of their sexual demands. Feelsgreatman, life is awesome

>>9910054
Are you a fucking nigerian?

What the fuck?

>tfw you've abandoned all friends and family for NYE to spend it drunkenly browsing a Mongolian basket weaving forum

>>9909483
Isopropanol isn't ethanol, don't get confused by the word "alcohol".
And death in terrible pain is what will happen.

>>9910054
She looks too young to enjoy hanging around someone like me. Does she have a twin sister in her late 20's early 30's?
I can't help for the type of nest, but I'm glad you have some news of your chosen one.

>>9908339
It removes the desire to drink.

>>9905524
Are you me?

Honestly I was thinking of "not drinking" as my new years resolution. I mean I know I will fail at it, but last year it gave my liver a 3 week rest, cleaned my entire house, got a new wardrobe and haircut. Lots of good things happen when I don't drink.

new thread lads
>>9910252

I always forget if I need the extra >
Guess we'll find out.

>>9904397
he was never not in the drain. didn't he start shilling for seiko after his friend got arrested for murdering prostitutes in thailand?

>>9909503
I got drunk on mouthwash before, wasn't too bad. Still, I hear it's hard on your body. I drank the original Listerine, yellow.

>>9909887
I've been finding some after-alcohol mornings have had some terrible anxiety where I feel that everything I say, do, think, and feel are all terribly, terribly stupid and wrong and cringy and just pants-on-head fucking retarded but I just don't truly know it. It's like one huge part of modern culture that I'm clueless about, but everyone else is fully knowledgeable on, but I missed the memo. It's a VERY shitty mental state, but thankfully in time it passes.