/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ok.
which supermarket has the best booze offers for new years eve.?

>talisker 10 is pretty much £25 everywhere

I like the guilt, regret and self-loathing it induces

I jumped in today, steel reserve after walking in a liquor store in southern AL and it's 19.50 for a fucking 750 of smirnoff WHAT THE FUCK please tell me how to not pay these fucking prices I just want my 8 dollar bottle and fuck. I dunno about driving across to fl

Lithuanian here. You guys are funny. been drinking since age 15, 2-4L liters of beer a day. Lots of vodka or whiskey nowadays. 0.7L of vodka today and 3 beers. No respect for any of you, talkig about shit like "boo hoo im liver cirrhosis been drinking for 3 years everyday 5 beers per day". You guys are fucking pathetic. We lithuanians drink isnane amounts of alcohol and dont consider ourselves alcholic.

>>9896328
Adding tramadol and clonazepam to all this and it's all good and you fucking american retards are like "Fuck yeah bro! My liver is going down ! I been drinking beer for 2 years every weekend" :DDDDDDDDDDDD :DS:D:D::D:D::D:D:D

>>9896328
>slav nigger thinks anyone cares about his faggy blog

>>9896334
Yeah we heard you the first time in the last thread.
>>>/b/

>>9896340
:DDDDDDDDD go drink 3 beers and post about your "ulcers" retard american piece of shit. cause you been drinking 3 beers a day for last 3 years. Fucking american retards my grandfather died to alcoholism, my fucking uncle had to code himself. Just go fucking kill yourselves you internet attention whores.

>>9896328
nice pasta from the other thread, you attention whore.

mix it up with some benzos, you pussy

>>9896349
Thanks the other thread was dying I wanted you all to know about it though so ofc i copy paste it :) I'm mixing it with clonazepam(benzo) and tramadol as shown in the last pic i posted just 5 posts above this

>>9896355
good lad

i'm obviously being ironic as I don't want some od'd Latvian's blood on my hand

good lad

>>9896355
Why do you mistakenly believe that anyone cares? You’d be humiliated in a booze/drug consumption contest here, but for the fact that nobody is going to challenge you, given that nobody gives a shit

>>9896366
I been to your chatroom where you retards drink 3 beers and 0.35l of vodka and think "wow im so fucked up bro ! dude ! fuck man !"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77D7DF4Gpo0

thread theme

would you give booze up for a lifetimes subscription to JOI?

remember, you can't touch her

>>9896328
I like this guy please hang around.

-guy who drinks 7-10 bottles in like 4 days and hears gin blossoms in his motherboard

>>9896355
how much is alcohol in your motherland... and how much does the average Lithuanian earn?

what are your women folk like?

are you accepting of white settlers from america?

I think I'd like to start a falconry centre in Lithuania with my Lithuanian qt

A qtpa2t gril has disappeared from the town in which I’m staying. Ran off towards the sea in nothing but shorts and a vest at 3am Boxing Day. I’m trying to convince myself that this is a valid excuse for loading up on booze and walking the beach for miles in hunt of a cold qt who is in need of rescuing.
I mean, it’d be selfish NOT to relapse, r-right?

>Anon, ar norėtumėte, kad norėčiau, kad aš gautu dar vieną alaus iš šaldytuvo, kol aš pasiduosiu jūsų mažyliu varpa?

>>9896420
we buy booze in latvia or poland nowadays. 1 beer is 1euro here. 0.7l of sobieski i bought cost me 8euro though not too expensive

>>9896402
Vodka bottles?

>>9896422
>is this the "qt"?

you fags need a containment board

>>9896432
I'm not emigrating to fucking poland!!

>>9896451
lrn2 hidethread, newfag

>>9896456
Why not? They have an american feeling in Warsaw

>>9896461
I can't open a falconry centre in poland. The locals are savages. they will kill and eat my kestrels .... much like america

>>9896448
Yeah that’s her. Drowning in freezing seawater over Xmas time doesn’t strike me as being wholly cosy or especially festive. Poor thing.
Something like £10,000,000 worth of uncut coke was found washed up on the same beach not long ago, so it’s possible she’s just partying with hobos nearby.
Imma walk down there. I’ll need huge amounts of vodka in order to find the strength though unfortunately. Real shame, but there’s nothing I can do.
TO THE OFF-LICENCE!

>>9896447
You got it dude. I'm on the shit currently so I can function. Dunno how you'll find me next week. Lol.

job interview at 230
family dinner at 5
so naturally, downing mini airplane bottles of vodka on the way back at 2:45

how's your day about to be, guys? for all you NEETs, how do you afford your booze?

friendly reminder to eat eggs and drink coffee to protect your liver and replenish nutrients, also coffee is a good antioxidant

>>9896519
>no bacon for thiamine
MAXIMUM ISHIG

20 hours until I ha e money to go on a meth booze bender

Fuck yea

> Tfw you land up in detox for the fifth time and you get a thiamine shot in your ass

made it a week, then fucked up and now i feel like trash again. why do i forget the bad times?

>>9896534
Need to be taking that stuff every day, dude. 300mg is recommended iirc. I take 100mg to keep cost down, have for years

>>9896548
Because sobriety is also bad, I guess. Plus time drags and fucking drags.

>>9896321
Alabama has fucked up liquor taxes
I buy 10-15 handles at a time to avoid having to drive and I drive across the border to tennessee because the 45miles of gas is better than liquor tax I just got 10 handles of 80proof for 93bucks like 2 days ago and I feel set for awhile

I have quit drinking for good.

>>9896402
hey blossombro . gnomebro/squirrelbro here
how are ya mate?
havent heard from you in a while

>>9896561
cool

>>9896561
What’s your new reason for drinking?

>>9896328
wow a whole bottle of vodka :^)

>>9896530
hook me up mang
please

>>9896299
Trying not to drink myself into oblivion like I do every weekend.

I have a few bucks, but it's too cold and nothing to do? Got a few new vidya games for steam and those are fun, but I'm getting cabin fever up here.

>>9896328
That's probably because the doctors in your third world shithole don't get paid enough to learn how a liver works.

>>9896586

I've been waiting for two weeks man. You struggling for cash?

>>9896299
God fucking damn it, I was planning to drink tonight but all the insomnia that I've had for what must be weeks now, I ended up getting a slightly broken but none-the-less roughly 6 hours of sleep this morning to this afternoon. Also about 3 hours last night, so I'm all caught up, but it's not long before evening! At this rate if I start drinking at my usual time it'd be like starting early in the morning, which I'm not necessarily against, but I'll be drinking for the next 16 hours or so and thus will end up having WAY more liquor than planned and I only have so much, it has to last me to New Years. Or at least I'd prefer it to. I guess I wait until, like, Midnight?

I suppose I could write off today and drink tomorrow, but how in the fuck do I fix my sleeping schedule by then? I can't! The only way I can think of is to TRY to stay up for the next 30 hours (which I have great difficulty in accomplishing) so as to get to sleep in the late-evening so that I'm all straightened away by the 30th, the day BEFORE New Years. By then I'll be REALLY wanting to drink... FUCK! Insomnia fucking SUCKS! I've NEVER had it this bad before, God damn it!

>>9896606
always. North AL and TN here
please be near here I am drinking 14$ handles of gin right now.
it sucks cause it tastes like ass
I panhandle for the cash

>>9896626
Ahahahaha damn boy your life is garbage. Kill yourself, nigger.

33hrs no booze.

Shaking like a leaf, nausea, insomnia, extreme thirst, POURING sweat, scared, heart racing, haven't eaten much in 2 days, tired but cant sleep.

I just want to cry in my mothers lap.

Im 28 and have been drinking daily aince 23.


Dont drink.lads, quit while you can. Can barely type

My sister gave me some valium and that helped a little. I had to have her help me shower because i was shaking yesterday and fell out of the shower and cut my head on the counter.

Thank god for having family.

Alcohol should not be legal. Take ir from someone who loves alcohol

>>9896637
If you continue to relapse, they will go tough love on you. Stop now.

>>9896641
This is my first time quitting. I never wanted to quit before or tried

>>9896626
Yeah I've had to pan handle too

I'm a Canada fag. It's 25 bucks for a fifth of vodka. Yeah. I know.

>>9896647
It can take repeated failure. You seem to have the right midset, but you really have to believe it or the liquor will trick you into testing your sobriety in a few months and then its all... SONOFABITCH gimme a drink, and on again.

>>9896637
this anon>>9896660
is correct. the worst part comes later when your brain will try to tell you that you "really weren't that bad" and that you can just drink normally. It's a sneaky sonofabitch.

Staying sober supposedly gets better over time and eventually you'l be okay, but the hardest part is that knowing when it comes to drinking, you can never ever trust yourself because you'll end up right back where you are now.

>>9896660
Thanks.

Ive never wanted to, But something hit me a few days ago and i realized how much ive given up for alcohol. My job, my long time gf, most of my family, tens of thousands of dollars.

Im just done. I dont want my mother to watch her only son die before her

>>9896670
This guy is right about me being right, and is also right himself.

Another thing... it is worse every time on the way to the bottom where a solid foundation to rebuild lies. If you know you have a problem and get dry, stay there. It does not feel great, but it does not make you fear living.

>>9896655
>It's 25 bucks for a fifth of vodka.
jesus christ. why aren't you shining or at least making kilju?

>>9896598
which games?

>>9896670
>>9896682
Thanks.

Im committed.

I wish you guys luck one day quitting. Stay strong and stay safe

>>9896689
You are welcome to any info I got. Keep in mind, once an addict, always an addict. I am trying really hard to score a bag of weed at the moment. I have an issue with mood control, and still need crutches

>>9896688
I bought the valve package so all of the half lifes, left 4 deads, portals, and CS's. I also bought Enter the Gungeon which is phenomenal. probably going to put alot of time into that one.

>>9896689
No prob, anon and thank you. I'm almost 26 but not a daily drinker, but have experienced mild/moderate WD's so I know a little bit of what you are going through. I'm a beer drinker though so it kind of limits how much I can drink, thankfully. Really watch how you feel today. Day 3 is usually when people start having seizures.

>>9896697
Yeah i know. Its scary knowing i cant trust myself ever with alcohol or any type of drug (i only sometimes smoked weed, never pills or drugs) but im never going to risk it. Im not smoking weed anymore either

Im going to become the stereotypical gym rat in a couple months and let that be my addiction when i start feeling better. Then maybe get a gf and some confidence after a couple years. I used to work out and be in amazing shape from 16-24ish. I looked and felt great, i miss that.

Good luck on your weedquest bro. Check craigslist for hookups if you can't find one. Search 420, mary Jane, ect

>>9896746
It is more about getting my lazy hookups to deliver in the cold and snow. I can get by with nothing, but it is very motivating to have something to look forward to. This is learned addict behavior, and very hard to change.

>>9896744
>No prob, anon and thank you.

Dont let yourself get this bad man. Its harder then i thought, I am also very afraid of having a seizure. My sister came over last night and has been giving me valium every 7hrs or when i start shaking bad, Shes watching me now still.

Thank god for family. Im blessed to have people that care this much about me.

Seizure free thus far, knock on wood

>>9896773
Having a seizure isn't the biggest deal in the world, I know people who have seizures like twice a day (at which point it is actually quite sucky).

Doubt you'll have a seizure on Valium

It's a god send when I wind up at the mental hospital detox

>>9896791
never detox in a regular hospital. they intentionally room you with a loony instead of another addict to keep you from telling war stories and making escape plans. I understand why they do it, but it sucks.

>>9896832
I don't know why but i laughed at this

Hospitals in my province don't deal with withdrawal, really. In my city there is a medical detox program

Thing is there's only 24 beds in the entire province

>>9896852
if you go into an emergency room going through withdraw, they will take you and at minimum give you a valium. It is an emergency.

>>9896559
so I should drive to Pensacola for liquor?

>>9896563
I'm not hearing the shit right now, but I'm still drinking.... I dunno if I stop. Are you ok? Last thred you seemed destressed

>>9896791
I just use it for hangovers

>>9896887
I have more beers and a whole 750 of whiskey to drink before I freak out and go buy more/dont get help

0.7L of vodka, 3 beers and now 2L of 7.5% plastic bottle beer...doing fine...gonna take dxm and consume the paracetamol in it even tho i could remove it with CWE, but because i have to destroy myself....i wont .americans here think they're cool lmao

>>9896958
If you think any addiction is “cool”, I doubt you’ve ever experienced it.
First time here by any chance?

>>9896958
laugh your ass of the cliffs of dover you fucking lobster back retard.

day 1 taper I had 5 beers
day 2 I had 4
I'm on day 3 and have 4 again
I'm hoping I can sleep better because I haven't had the shakes or heart racing like I did yesterday and then tomorrow I can have 3 beers.

>>9896974
>>9896974
Naah...I used to visit these threads...I don't believe in addiction myself.I've been drinking for 4 years myself but I have reasons. If not those reasons I would only drink maybe on weekends, or on christmas with family...lol stop blaming "addiction". There are reasons


Americans in this thread however....drinking 3 ciders per day and acting like "Man im so fucking cool bro im an alcoholic haha destroying myself fuck yeah bro ! dude ! yeahhhhhh bro !"

Just stupid in my european lithuanian opinion, lol.

Anyone else trying to drink lightly today so they can work tomorrow before the big 3 day weekend bender ahead?

>>9896990
ill post a pic of myself in a few minutes, gonna smoke a cig first then drink some more but i will. IN the next 20minutes atleast I will for sure.

>>9897004
Nobody wants to see

>>9896990
Nah. You for some reason seem to think that think it’s “cool”, which says a thing or two about you. There’s nothing cool about it, and everyone wants to escape. You sound like you drank your first thimbleful of shandy and can’t handle it.

>>9897023
You're the ones acting like its cool. Same with reddit/crippling alcoholism.

Bunch of losers who think they're hardcore drinkers but in reality you're all crybabys not even trying to destroy yourself for real.

>>9897040
Let's not forget I was the one who drank 0.5l of vodka and 3L of beer on christmas and then took 4000mg of paracetamol with dxm to completely destroy myself. Not you.

>>9897040
if you are any older than 18, your parents and teachers should be ashamed.

>>9897045
I am 22 and had a fight with my dad today. called his mother(my grandmother) a slut and he even got more mad we fought but my mom stopped it at all.

>>9897043
>>9897040
Gotta be a troll, even blackout drunk me wouldn’t be this dense.

>>9897052
sounds about right.

>>9896958
I remember my first beer

>>9897052
been drinking everyday for 4 years btw. I'll be dead before 30 because its cool :p atleast thats what you guys say :p Some bottles here 0.7l of sobieski and 0.5l of cheap whiskey (Sir edwards). last 2 days now drinking 7.5% plastic bottle beer cause saving money for heroin + benzos + alcohol overdose suicide :p

>>9897087
you are a super lightweight at those numbers. just shut up and go drink.

>>9897105
How am I a lightweight? I would outdrink everyone here if you guys come to Lithuania. ANd I'm drinking already as you can see in the pic, it was taken 10 minutes ago.

Who else plays video games while drinking?

>>9897110
>outdrink everyone here
Cute. Try trebling that intake.

does anyone here like wicca phase or lil peep?

>>9897118
Haha Man ! I used to play csgo buzzed in 2015 and it was so good. Times have changed. I only have shitty laptop now and cant play games onlky make money on runescape to buy some alcohol. But I would play csgo again with some beers. Maybe someday again If I don't die

>>9897110
you are a lightweight because that is a very small amount of ignorantly mixed alcohol and drugs.

Most of us don't want to keep drinking you retarded wannabe Russian

>>9897118
I can’t seem to get into gaming. I bought several games over the years, but I’ve only played Skyrim and stalker since 2009, just can’t bring myself to give a shit

>>9897121
What's trebling? English 2nd language? Also what intake are you talking about ? Man I'd add you on skype and offer a battle "if ur organs fail first u owe me 100k dollars" but its pointless cause yours will fail first for sure. Lithuanian livers are too strong.

>>9897127
>onlky make money on runescape to buy some alcohol
Key me in on this?

>>9897140
thats why you guys are famous world wide for... fucking nothing.

>>9897134
How much do I have to drink? I drank 0.7l of vodka today, didnt sleep drank 2 more beers that are just 5% (i used them as a chaser) and now im drinking 2L of 7.5% plastic bottle beer. How is that light weight?

>>9897140
it means multiply by 3.

>>9897141
Dharoks pk - 1 kill = 2,5eur. I can kill 10 per day easily relaxed while doing other stuff and 20-30 if focused on making money.
>>9897147
U american people know lavar ball and his family? they coming to lithuania to play basketball in some random village of my country lol

>>9897151
You’re talking to alchies, not normies. You’re just a drunk kid, sorry dude.

>>9897154
People think they're hardcore in usa. I even went to CA reddit chat room where people claim to be crippling alcoholics. there were people drinking coffee at age 28 from liver failure. fat americna guys and other stupid weird people who cant drink. Ok I understand they drank alot but they drank much less than a lithuanian. Their ancenstors didnt drink so 5 years of drinking some casual beer gave them permanent liver damage. In lithuania its different, you drink for 50 years straight and you're alright.

>>9897139
I don't really play any other games, just league of legends since it's very stimulating I guess? I got 30 hours in skyrim, it's awesome but I can't bring myself to play it.

>>9897161
How about mining or fishing? Is there a way to make money which doesn't require many brain cells?

>>9896869
>tfw tried to quit booz cold turkey, went 3 days without any sleep at all, started hallucinating, family drove me to emergency room, told them i was trying to quit drinking, then fell and had a seizure, fucked my back up permanently, woke up with doctors and nurses around me, pulled all the needles and shit out of me, got up, started throwing punches

they told me I landed a good one, but I dont remember. last thing I remember is getting up and making a fists, at that point I was injected with something that knocked me out. I was in the hospital for 5 days. went exactly 32 days sober and am now back on the booze again. I was drinking a fifth of whiskey every night on top of 1-2mg of clonazepam. I dont know how I survived all that shit

>>9897182
I hope im not alright though ive been drinking for 4 years and I hope I die before 30. I'll add up some drugs and consume paracetamol with alcohol(helps liver die faster). Lol, but still you american faggots fucking suck !

>>9897171
Pretty sure I'm talking normie retards who think theyre hardcore alcoholics but they cant drink at all. I'm an 22year lithuanian who has been amking for 4 years straight and 15-18 lots of alcohol too. In my lithuanian eyes you guys are just a bunch of losers who can't drink and are all losers. And i'm gonna die next year on alcohol and benzos/opiates overdose like smirnofbro or lil peep or kobain.

>>9896981
keep it up

>>9897182
is everyone in Lithuania a huge faggot like you? A weird, America obsessed faggot. Bet your dad takes it up his Lithuanian man-pussy too, faggot boy.

>>9897198
I like America. WHat's wrong with that? My dad is a fucking faggot i know. Tbh I should blackout and fucking stab him. But america is fucking cool. one of my life goals literally a life goal is to visit usa and do a roadtrip and eat at burger places and steakhouses, bro. I love america. I'd buy moonshine from villagers too.

>>9897194
You really are not drinking very much and are overly proud of a country were you are admitting everyone has to be a life long drinker to tolerate.

Speed it up shit head.

>>9896497
I got the job guys, drinking a weakish vodka soda to celebrate, then gonna go drink beer and eat with the senpai and pretend it's my first drink of the day when I crack a beer with them

>>9897194
Pretty sure you should try posting when you’re sober. We’ve all done cringey shit like you are now, while rekt.

Fucking captcha keeps refusing to connect tonight, anyone else having issues posting?

Must have walked two miles. No shivering maiden in distress needing cocoa and toasty blankies ;_;
Also, fug man, zero chance she survived that cold without even getting dressed. Guess she’s floating dead in the sea somewhere nearby right now.
On the upside, I didn’t relapse. That was close, too close.

>>9897227
U wont see me sober anymore.. Let me google if ibuprofen does damage to liver

Spent a week sober. I want booze, but in a craving kind of way. Like, "I could really go for some spaghetti", but with whiskey. Do I have a problem, or am I just really bored?

>>9897252
Dude why actively attempt to make your life worse? Alchies probably wouldn’t want to die if we weren’t in unbearable discomfort 24/7.

>>9897252
dude, I have been slaying you all thread.

if you really need help, get it.

>>9897268
What help you retard? the girl i like is a fucking subhuman piece of shit lmfao.

>>9897284
there are more women out there. why degrade yourself over one you know is shit?

are you a bigger pussy than the type of morons who get better? where is your pride?

>>9897295
There are much more reaosns to degrade myself. But I will stop soon.

>>9897314
pity party for you then. enjoy.

>>9897262
You need to find something to fill the void. I'm in the same boat and since I live in the middle of nowehere it's hard to find a healthy alternative

>>9897325
Try internet bro.

>>9897330
I read in a previous thread that people should find an alternative they haven't tried while drinking because it just won't see the same, and I always drank and internetted

>>9897336
that was me. it's not that it is not the same, it is that there will feel like there is something missing and it will make you think about drinking. take a walk and a shower.

>>9897342
oh yeah that was it, I was shitfaced (obviously) so I couldn't recall it properly.

I'm gonna get a gym membership once I get paid as it's new and it gets me out of the house

>>9897336
I was joking you retard. There are no alternatives. Just some 80s music, alcohol and you have 100% happiness :p

>>9897360
I didn't have 100% happiness when I went through massive withdrawals desu

Well TIL Lithuanians are niggers, neat.

>LMAO YOU PUSSIES YOU NO DRINK ENOUGH Y'ALL COWARDS DON'T EVEN SHOOT UP KROKODIL

Jesus Christ, the fuck is wrong with me?
Just tried making this...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fuuyxtb5eXA
To take my mind off sobriety, decided to taste the vanilla extract... and that shit is apparently LOADED with ethanol. One drip on my tongue and I instantly knew that familiar feel. Threw it away terrified, and now craving ten times harder. There is no escape, alcohol even tries to kill me through 1980’s puddings ;_; I’m being stalked and harassed by a killer chemical everywhere I go

>>9896328
You're drunk, go back to posting propaganda on /news/. Or even better, go tell your story in /r/YUROP, they love hating the Mericlap.

>>9896372
>Space before the exclamation mark
Omelette du fromage.

>>9896637
You shouldn't go cold turkey, taper instead. With beer or more benzo (you're clearly under-dosed)
At least take B12 and related vitamins, helps protect brain and organ damage during withdrawal.

>>9896958
Oh, so you're an emo.
Remember kid, it's down the river, not across the street.
>>9896990
It's the brit who drink cider.
>>9897040
You realise you're acting like hurting yourself is cool, right?
>>9897194
Please take 20'000mg paracetamol in one take. Spreading it apart won't do shit.
It's a very painful death, you'll jump in front of a train a few weeks later to stop the suffering.
And Smirnofbro is alive.
>>9897252
Not as much as paracetamol.
Do I have to explain the previous "down the river" thing?

>>9897251
Sorry dude, she's dead. She'll wash up bloated with the tide eventually, if the currents didn't push her at sea.

>>9897393
Never heard of vanilla extract to calm withdrawals?
Well, some extracts are 20% booze. Some aren't.
I suggest you buy non-alcoholic vanilla, mouthwash, disinfectant, Christmas chocolates, etc.

>>9897418
mouthwash is bad advice. some of that is way better and cheaper than bottom shelf vodka.

>>9897418
>I didn’t save her
Everything atm either gives me feels or makes me irritable. PAWS is not going to be fun.

I'm so sick of being a poor, drunk, no one.

I want desperately to feel the love of a female, but im so ugly and poor no woman would even speak to me. Maybe 10 years ago when i wasnt going bald, wasn't a drunk, and made 71k a year.

Now i have nothing, No one.

If my shitty efficacy apartment burned down now i have no one i could call.

My depression is ruling my life with an iron fist, I just want my life to end. I secretly wish id be shot to death by a gang member walking to the grocery store late at night.

Life just is not for me, Hell or nothingness is more humane then this life

>>9897506
Did you knew her?

>>9896328
You do know that you don't know you have cirrhosis until it's either irreversible and you're in pain, or you go to a fucking doctor once in awhile and have your blood drawn?

>>9897517
you should go to a cheese thread and see if they can give you recommendations to pair with your whine.

>>9896958
paracetemol poisoning is shit.

don't do it

>>9897521
Nah I doubt I’ve met her, I’m just living like 1 minute from her atm. I was cosy af in bed getting high and eating Christmas food, while she was presumably thrashing around in freezing cold water dying.

>>9896990
>>9896958
>.... .... ... ... ... .. ... ..... ... .. ... .....
I hope you succeed in killing yourself, you retarded fucking 12 year old

>>9896958
>guaranteed replies

I unironcally hope you die

>>9896637
You can't stop straight like that, you could get a seizure. Seek help but in the meanwhile have more valium or a beer. Just don't mix them though.

>>9897547
that is NOT in the festive spirit!

>>9897736
>Just don't mix them though.

I mix benzos and wine all the time.

shits cash

>>9897744
I used to too, I’d munch blues like smarties every night. Up to like 200mg on top of booze. It makes drinking massively more cosy, but apparently the chance of dying are pretty high.

I think we're a reckless enough lot as it is. I've mixed booze and drugs lots of times but I wouldn't Fkn tell people to go out and do it..

got a job in my trade again, sippin on this vodka bout to cook a fat steak. love ya al/ck/

>>9897538
What exactly happened? I think I missed the first part of your story.

>>9897782
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-42493127

>>9897782
Just something everyone here is talking about. A girl who lives near me disappeared on Boxing Day at 3am. Was last seen wearing nothing but shorts and a vest (in horrible weather) running towards the sea. She’s presumably now floating there still undiscovered, so I wanted to use it as an excuse to relapse and go searching. I feel too shit sober to walk far.
Went for a walk, grabbed a bottle, no shivering suicidal qt in sight. Chucked the bottle into the waves. Knowing my luck it probably hit her just as she was about to shout for help and I’ll now be arrested for manslaughter.

>>9897779
How much is steak? It’s retarded how pricey it is here. T-bone is so expensive (like £50 each, $70) that all but 1 supermarket stopped selling it.
I have a delicious looking ribeye in the fridge for tomorrow though. Nom.

>>9897835
Good on you for not relapsing. Seriously, congrats. I relapsed many times for smaller things than this.

We'll help you hide the body drunk anon

>>9897779
I too am drinking vodka and had a 400g steak.

>>9897835
I too am from Norfolk.

I'm relating to this thread so much right now.

>>9897835
Holy shit, good for you for staying strong, that must have been hard as hell. Shit, even better on you for going out to look for her at all.

>>9897880
Awesome. Don’t suppose you know what happened to this gril? She was only 16, fucked to death and dumped on the street 25yrs ago. Nobody was ever caught.
>>9897884
Thanks dude. Yeah I’m pretty much in hell. Day 2 sober. First time in years I’ve gone this long without booze, aside from hospital visits.
>>9897879
DELET

>>9897925
natalie? also known as maria or vicky? confirmed for murdered prostitute

>>9897927
Mhm.

I guess nobody is dixie here

Great, there's a blacked out suspicious looking van parked outside my house.

>>9897517
I understand, anon.

You will qiuckly find that female affection is not enough to sustain you even if you got a girl. I nice pair of tits to lay your head in is nice, but it's not enough. You have to find your drive or something. I also lived in a shitty studio. It's easy to get severely depressed. I hope you feel better.

>>9897940
texas

>>9897517
your neurotransmitters are all fucked up from alcohol, need to get sober and get some exercise, you'll get a better view on things in a couple months

also girls won't stop you from being depressed, at all...i know

Fuck. The gym I go to closed down for 2 weeks because of maintenance. I have nothing to keep me sober now.

already drinking.

Anyways, what should I eat tonight? It's all bar food that I can walk to.

>>9897948
my man!
texas is honorary dixie forever

>>9897946
Clean house, dban hdd, lock cellar door.
Unless that’s you gnomebro, I’m which case, drop the pipe and go buy an ice cream from them.

>>9897955
wooooweeeeeee

also went to college at duke

Got my bloodwork done a few weeks ago and everything was okay. My blood pressure is still crap and I feel tired all the time. I'm worried I'm gonna have a stroke, or heart attack or something even though my cholesterol was fine idk. I also drink way too much but idk.

Going to the doc soon hopefully so I can be embarassed about honestly telling them I'm an alcy and having that on my record forever.

>>9897956
Firstly That wasnt gnomebro
secondly I have not had meth in over 2 monthes
thirdly why did you think that was me?
cause he is paranoid?

>>9897963

there's no fucking "record" dude, some doctors might call your previous doctor and he may or may not disclose it, anyway i guarantee you 5 or 10 years down the line it will be forgotten forever

>>9897959
fuck you.

T. Chapel Hill

How many alcoholic relatives do you have?
Both my great grampas, great uncle, uncle, and possibly my dad on my fathers side.

Scottish genes are great.

>>9897964
fourthly I am NOT paranoid and the gnomes are a constant struggle
fifthly do not doubt their power.

>>9897967
lol i have many happy memories of going to chapel hill for a night out, also dated a UNC girl for a year

i certainly don't feel the animosity, but i understand if you do

go to hell carolina go to hell (...?)

>>9897966
Your electronic medical record sticks around man.

>>9897967
Chapel hill TN or chapel hill TX ?!

I live 20 min from one of those.

>>9897964
If I smoke too much crack I get insane anxiety. Doors bolted, curtains closed, phone muted. A babby on a skateboard outside my house would likely have me panicking. I’ve only used meth once, but I imagine the paranoia to be overwhelming, it’s proper crazy-tier stuff
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rL7RSA3olvA

>>9897975
i said duke, he said fuck you chapel hill, it's obviously chapel hill NAWTH CAROLINA you braindead imbecile

>>9897975
NC. We hate Duke.

>>9897968
0. Family of physicians and physicists, I’m the retarded black sheep.

>>9897978
not judging at all man, but what sort of life situation had you smoking crack and meth.

I'm an alc, but pretty happy to just stick with this.

>>9897973
only if the systems are the same...there are plenty of private practice doctors with non EMR or with EMRs not integrated with other practices or hospitals

im just saying there's no red flag alcoholic permanent record, you can always escape your past given enough lies or time or self-improvement

i just made this

>1 shot bulleit whiskey
>2 shots caramel smirnoff
>raspberry seltzer
>squezeed lemon
>a cherry

>>9897978
dude but you clean/work like a muthafucker though

IT is some good shit desu
although the paranoia gets unreal
I once took my ceiling apart to remove the cameras from it lol

>>9897980
nobody gives a flying fuck about NorthCarolina you tarheeled fuck
You are not dixie and are not allowed to make your shitty rip-off bbq
You suck shit and you know it.

>>9897985
I’ve used all common recreational drugs, all in a failed attempt to escape booze

>>9897991
im in texas, i went to duke tho...which bbq can i make?

>>9897992
which was the worst withdrawal?

Down to 6 shots a night boys

BOO-YA!

>>9897994
the Tejas kind
dry rub brisket
thank you Tejas for having the 2nd best bbq on the planet.

anyone have the IIRC chat? I lost it

>>9897991
I don’t like it. First (only) time I smoked 500mg of potent glass from China, and didn’t sleep one wink for days and days. I got drunk and sobered up three times trying to sleep, but was still wide awake. Nasty

>>9897991
I just went to school there. Back to the point, fuck Duke and southerns with no reading skills.

>>9898000
I can't do shots because I kill them one after the other. I just stick to beer and gradually get there. If I ever started drinking liquor I would be dead in like 10 years.

fuck
I feel wonderful and benevolent.
I'm going to buy stuff off ebay and drink more red wine.

you're all super people apart from the latvian.

if you put cheap red in a CLEAN food blender it tastes much better

>>9898000
Checked
Good job mate.

>>9898003
EVERY SINGLE THREAD you are chineseglassbro
rofl
every thread i mention dope you tell me the story. I like you man but dope is fun but with no tolerance dont do 5 fucking points in 1 night that is just dumb and I hope you learned your lesson. I sounds like you did.

>>9897996
MDMA by miles. Heroin WD is easy compared with the suicide-inducing bleakness following a 4 day, 5 gram MDMA binge

>>9898014
i believe it, anything that fucks with serotonin will wreck you, closest i came to suicide was a bad reaction to an SSRI starting dose

>>9898014
5 gram over 4 days?! that is not a good idea
the comedown for the other 3 days of the week will make you want to fucking die.

>>9898030
yes he said so

>>9898012
Lol. I do all drugs to excess. I’ve ODd on so much stuff. Meth fucked me hard though, felt worse than ODing on fentanyl, won’t be smoking any again. Lesson learned indeed.

>>9898026
that's why no matter how shitty i get I won't touch those fuckers. SSRI's are shit drugs.

MAOI are okay for some people, but fucking with serotonin, nope. Alcohol works on a good ole GABA which can take a decent beating. I also never understood the people that took Chantix. Shit fucks with your risk/reward mechanism.

>>9898038
yup yup we're on the same page, although i think i have a hair-trigger GABA system, it's tough after a hard night of drinking these days

>>9898037
fentanyl is bliss except for the whole od'ing easily part
I remember i stole my wifes grandfathers 150mcg fentanyl patch and proceded to chew that thing throughout the day and i may have gotten higher than anything I have been in my life. Fentanyl is no laughing matter.

>>9898048
I used to use heroin for withdrawals and mad amounts of confidence when I was younger, rarely use any opiates now except occasionally smoking a bit out of sheer boredom. People around here are using carfentanyl now in heroin, a fucking elephant tranquilliser so potent that just touching it will kill a normie. Not worth the risk. Or the insane amount of itching and insomnia.

>>9898042
yea it gets worse and worse after a few years. If i drink more than 6 beers i'll get the fear the next day or i won't be able to sleep.

>>9898070
I wish H and fentanyl were easier to get desu
I can trust myself with them to gonely go on 2-3 day benders but not with alcohol and stims because i will be drunk or sailing 14 straight days and then releize that i am in a world of hurt from this wd

>>9898080
r u the guy with the tindr profile from /r9k/?

why is everyone saying desu tonight

>>9898080
Piss easy to get here. Gangs from London sell from junkies homes, the place is riddled with crack and heroin. Weed is harder to get

>>9897869
Damn that's fucking expensive. It depends on the cut and grade here in the U.S. the main grades are:
>Select - just good enough to not be used for dog food
>Choice - middle of the road sold at and most grocery stores
>Prime - top end with good marbleing. Around me it's sold at higher end grocery stores and butcher shops

I live in northern southern california in a rural coastal town where ranchers still raise cattle so my pricing can be different than other places. Now that I make decent money my gf and I will buy prime when we can find it for a good price. A prime ribeye around here goes for $25-30/lb but on sale you can find it for $12-15/lb even less sometimes. Costco sells prime tri-tips (roast that's normally 3-5lb in size) for like $6-7/lb.

Just for reference you can normally get choice ribeye for like $5/lb. They are normally about 1-1.5/lbs a steak so $5-7.50 each steak. I dont even know about select grade meat you would probably have to go somewhere with a lot of niggers to find this grade.

>>9898084
Type “T b h” without spaces

>>9898084
what? T.b.h autocorrects to desu i think
and ToBeHonest is popular tosay
anbd get off r9k you fucking loser and become a loser here instead

>>9898102
yeah im usually off it but this guy is actually getting action on tindr it's been funny to watch

>>9898084
also you have to go back newfriend
lurk more.
ya noob

>>9896328
i wanna bang some 12 year old lithuanian girls.

>>9898114
not even new, i swear, i knew f_a_m went to senpai and c/u/c_k went to kek but did not know about the desu lifestyle desu

>>9898072
stfu
being a degenerate drunk is wonderful.

you'll scare away the children with all your scare-tactics .

all the best moments in my life have been when im drunk.

>look! theres hugh jackman

>>9898113
What the fuck who cares, if you frequent r9k you are unsalvageable STOP GOING THERE FFS
It is a containment board for you incel fuckers
Like this is a containment general for addicts to keep us away from other threads/boards,

>>9898126
fine, whatever

how many girls did you fuck last year you little bitchboy?

>>9898130
I have a wife I don't need to fuck other girls

taint is sweating and smelling bad again 2 drinks in

>>9898130
>>9898132
I have a wife, a bobcat and pictures of squirrels you dirty gnome fucker.
Get lost you gnome

>>9898132
pics or it didnt happen, we all know you're sexually frustrated and contemplating your own bisexuality

>inb4 projecting yes i am

>>9898141
Why is this , even on dope my crotch never smelled but normally funky but after drinking I can scrub that shit down with irish spring and the smell never comes out.
Why does it make your regions smell so funky?!

>>9898151
i think there's a lymph gland and lymph vessel connecting your liver to your taint and when you drink all the shit goes right there

>>9898148
: ) I have posted pics of my wife here before
and my squirrel so quit thinking about it newfriend I aint doin it again

>>9898143
W-why are gnomes always disguised as animals, and eating fruit?

>>9898156
by squirrel you mean slave right?

>>9898156
fine, i dont believe you, anyway im sure your relationship is circling the drain if you're on ck regularly on a thursday night

>>9898154
huh this is good info

>>9898157
ITs a long story brotherman

>>9898159
No my squirrel
I had a squirrel named Ah-bey or abe

>>9898162
Nah I’ve seen the pics he posted
>>9898164
The plot thickens

>>9898162
you aint nothing but a thing

>>9898170
i kno, friend

>>9898169
thanks man
Wait are you from /dixie/?!
You sound like a friend of mine desu

>>9898174
Nah dude I’m in England

sippin on a handle of gin and 2 bottles of fruit juice

I am set for 36hours so this is cool not having to swerve my way to town to get some more.

Vodka/Gin and Cranberry/Grapefruit is amazing you fucking gnomes

>>9898183
oh okay
well i will pour another gin and grapefruit and cheers to you.
SALUT

>>9898183
post habitat

>>9898187
>sips his tea, tips top hat

>>9898010
I'll try this blender thing if I ever relapse.

>>9898183
>>9898193
seconded, wanna see how these old imperial alkies roll

>>9898193
I’m not at home, that place is a health hazard. I might have a pic of the chaos somewhere, I’ll look.

>>9898204
east-midlands? How many fingers and toes do you have?

>buy vitamin B complex
>tablets smell like shit
>take one
>piss becomes like mtn dew and smells like said shit

interesting

just gave up and sprayed dior sauvage 4x on my taint, i am not dealing with this shit

>>9898218
Waht the fuck
that sounds strange

----
On an unrelated note
I hope one day to meet someone who is also /dixie/ in my area and we can chill
I wanna drink with someone from al/ck/ :(

>>9898207
I had a place there for a while, I know hundreds of people there, it’s not a bad place, but I spent most of my life in the south east. No webbed digits

>>9898231
Come up to Canada we can get drunk and smoke some crack

>>9898231
I googled it and it's a common side-effect of Vitamin B complex, specifically riboflavin

>>9898235
Yeah I know a few from Ipswich.
I grew up in the bland fens of Lincolnshire

I am debating it
it sounds great but crack sucks shit
that short lasting high aint worth it man
do coke like a real man or if you are broke meth is cheaper and keeps you up longer.
>>9898226
taintbro! mister lyphm node dude
my lower regions smell fuckin weird
Why even cover it up with cologne if you aint gettin laid
who cares
unless it is just so bad you notice it. or if you have your hands in your pants all day.

>>9898248
i warm up my hands down there

>>9898258
this is weird even by alck standards

>>9898246
I’ve never been to Lincolnshire. Pretty sure I fucked at least one of the grils who Steve Wright murdered though. So that’s, um, I dunno what that is really.

>>9898272
just at home after work...?

>>9898281
you are drunk go home

>>9898274
It's cabbage fields with illegals picking them for 50p an hour, and Polish people everywhere. That's all there is to it really.

>>9898272
>he doesn't use his nuts as a handwarmer

it's comfy as fuck desu

>>9898297
I WOULD if they didnt smell so funky.
They smell like a warcrime
Nomatter how much i bath it doesnt go away
that whole sweat gland shit that the other anon was peddling must be true.

i have my hand in my pants right now, just slowly marinating on that gooch, and i'm loving it

>>9898272
i warm my hands on my testicles....whats you problem mate?

>>9898325
you are fucked up
i like you
stew in those juices


also I am drunk enough to make the mistake of posting my phone number here
931-'626-'3337
For anyone wanting to talk to gnomebro

>>9898340
someone call this nig

WAIT NO LET ME DELET THE POST FUCK

>>9898340
someone record the call

>>9898340
>also I am drunk enough to make the mistake of posting my phone number here
inadvisable

Fuck plastic bottles. I was just contemplating their awesomeness and versatility, but they have forsaken me. It gave me water earlier when I was thirsty. It gave me an ash tray later on when I was too lazy to reach for mine. Most recently it provided me with a place to piss. We were friends, that bottle and I, until I realised it’s cunning deception. The smoke had burned a hole in the bottle, and I didn’t realise until I felt drenched. I feel so deceived.

aint got no calls yet but someone vocaroo this shit you gnome fuker

>>9898308
it's because you do not shower on benders and the yeast and bacteria builds up in your crevases.

Who else here hasn't showered in two weeks

>>9898346
Select post on the little square on the top left of it, then click delete on the bottom of the page.

>>9898356
You have to put some water or leftover beer at the bottom before using as ash tray.
We all did the mistake once before learning.

>>9898367
ohhh yes i must have been too distracted with the gnomes and forgot to shower

What's better than having to deal with WDs after Christmas? Having to deal with WDs after Christmas at your gf's parents house. Yay. I love my life right now

>>9898370
Thanks but I know how to delet
I just want to talk to one of yall drunk autists
So i posted hteh thing

>>9898340
I’ve posted my num a few times, nobody calls ;_; then I lose/break my phone (5 in 1.5 years) and the loneliness persists.
I’m too PAWSie to call atm, but I hope a team of 18yo, blonde, cock obsessed gnomekillers make your acquaintance on the phone, gnomebruh.

>>9898382
dude find a phone and I will call you
I am blonde too
So maybe this is meant to be man

>>9898382
wait but no homo i got a wife
Dont make this a gay thing you fucking faggot
I never said nothing about cock so why are you so fucking queer you cant help but bring up manmeat

>>9898368
I showered two days ago. Before then, no clue, I just remember that it was summertime. Normally I class spilling booze on myself or pissing the bed as a shower, so at least daily unless you’re one of these petty normie poofs who says it doesn’t count.

>>9898393
Nah I’m 0% gay too. I meant this type of blonde
>>9898389
See above dude, thanks anyway.

I remember seizing out and pissing my gfs bed

Good times

Oh wow, Crown Maple, what will those crazy canadians think of next. Oh wait, they should probably stop because crown maple is basically drinking a fucking bottle of maple syrup, holy shit that was the worst shot I've had in a while

>>9897753
>I’d munch blues like smarties
there's your problem

>>9898415
I shat the bed once during a one night stand in uni halls.
Wiped loads on her ass so she’d think it was her, left before she woke up.

>>9896388

If I wanted girls to tease me and not let me touch I'd just go to work

>>9898410
that was me

I dont need a girl like that
I have a sexy half-hawaiian wife
dont try and peddle your fantasy wife on me
Quit jerking off and go find a girl
WHY the fuck do you have that saved on your computer
I would call you a dirty gnome agent but maybe you would be better off as one


also call me i like you

>>9898428
Yeah I don’t get it either. I dated a girl who after we split, worked as a ‘mistress’. Guys paid £150/hr for appointments, didn’t get so much as a hug. I forget what it’s called now, but one of her services was to tie a bloke to a chair, and leave the room. That’s it. She’d come back an hour later, let him go and pocket the cash ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>the joy when my doc reupped my ativan script

I might be sober by the first boys

>>9898447
the name for that is "lying to your ex about being paid to suck cock"

>>9898447
aint no way
that sounds like lunacy
anyone who pays for the chair-bondage treatment deserves death

>>9898437
>why save?
That’s Zoe Kimball, dude. An actual hot female who posted on /b/. Such an anomaly has to be saved.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4jH9z8_9EDo

please call me i am so goshdern lonely and my wife is at work so i cant call her

please

>>9898469
why does this guy have a wife and I don't

>>9898452
Nah she’d have told me. She was a hooker before we dated and she had a crush on her own sister. Total nympho

>>9898468
do you have a wife or significant other?
you wont give a fuck about a /b/queen like cthat one chick with the blood on her face chissychan? cchan What was her name again?

>>9898501
call me at 931 626' 3337' and i will become yo wife

>>9896615
Fuck it, I got up around 3:30PM, started drinking at 10PM. I figure I'll be up until around 3-6AM, only time will tell, but for now I'm not going to worry about jack shit.

>>9896519
Is this actually a good thing to do? because I do this quite often

>>9898508
>blood
Wait, Ophelia-chan? That’s Misha Mayfair, lol.
Nah, no significant other, just eternal oneitis.

>>9898519
please call me i am lonely and need a friendo
(you) are not enough

2am. Going to try to sleep, sober.
So, back in 30 mins I expect.

>>9898524
I’ve got no Skype credit, and the last time I called America it cost £1 per SECOND using my mobile to call a cellphone there.
Night al/ck/

>>9898527
i swear to fuck
call me

>>9898538
:( I will make o worth it
i promise

new thread
>>9898566

autosage etc

>>9898538
>1GBP per second
What the fuck

I want you all to know that you are useless hunks of flesh. Every single one of you is les than human. You are slave to your desires. There is no hope. No cure. You will succumb again. Regardless of time. End it all.

How my taper schedule look?

Am I gonna die?

I got a Rubik's cube for Christmas and I can't stop playing with it. It's distracting me from getting drunk.

>>9899555
Personally I'd use beer and have medications and a therapist ready. But that taper schedule looks fine if you can stick to it. Good luck anon.