/ck/ - Food & Cooking

think of it as your kindergarden principals penis

>>9890230
You're an idiot if you want alcohol in the house, or you fully expect to fall off the wagon.

Unironically drink moar.
If you have a predisposed issue with alcohol, you won't be able to learn to appreciate it.
The people who come back like you're speaking of are people that enjoyed alcohol before they got addicted.

>>9890230
You know if you start with craft beer or wine you'll eventually get drunk enough to buy a bottle of vodka and start a week long binder. Recovering alcoholics are always fucking assholes. Doesn't matter if you want to be "cultured" about it.

>>9890230
there is an AA alternative program called the SMART system... it has horrible failure rates, and is what you are looking for.

>>9890230
Don't get shit faced, but allways drinking 1/2gl-2L / 1gl - 4L on weekends 5.5%.
Things feel boring without a beer in my hand?

>>9890253

AA has horrible failure rates. About the same as cold turkey.

>>9890388
very true, but SMART is worse, and the culture is horrible. Both are overflowing with damaged, easy pussy

>>9890230
>The issue I have is, all alcohol tastes like rubbing alcohol to me, even stuff like wine.
Mate, you obviously don't like it, so why do you want to act like you do? Why force yourself to "acquire" a taste for something demonstrably dangerous to you personally?

>>9890410
Yeah, but that's almost no fair. Its like going hunting at one of the resorts where they bait the deer and half-train them to walk over to the deer blind. The meat tastes the same when you eat it, but you have a hollow feeling of non-accomplishment after.

>>9890230
>literal unfixable genetic trait that makes you alcoholic
if you're not responsible enough to just say "oh i shouldn't have that then", like literally every other person has to do with everything, i hope you drink yourself to death very soon

>>9890431
LOL

>>9890431
yeah, but... yeah it's fucked up. I still do it though.

>>9890432
Really? I hope they get better, and I hope you win the lottery you fucking cocksucker.

I think that there's a point of no return where you've become such an alcoholic that you can't ever drink in moderation

Otherwise if you're not at that stage you can probably get away with a couple. You need somethin to stop yourself from drinking excessively though - whether that's money or weight gain or both. If you have no reason to not get drunk and you're predisposed to getting shitfaced when you drink you probably shouldn't drink at all.

>>9890230
just smoke weed instead

>>9890230
kratom has helped me cut down on my drinking. When I get home from work and I really want a drink I just drink some kratom instead and it takes the edge off without taking me out of it like alcohol does

>>9890230
if you are an alcoholic, there is a great likelihood that even casual drinking will lead you back to drinking alcoholically, either sooner or later,

>>9890230
Ditch the booze if you know you make piece of shit decisions when loaded. Switch to marijuana edibles and dr pepper.

>>9890230
Sounds like you're just not ready to quit yet. See you in al/ck/ when your life is in shambles again.

>>9890230
Well, I'd stop thinking of myself as a recovering alcoholic for starters.