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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Sup /ck/ today we're going to cook some shit

>> No.9825198

Okay

>> No.9825207
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9825207

How much to boil? Like 5 minutes?

>> No.9825210

>>9825194
>>9825207
>The day /ck/ jumped the shark

>> No.9825218

Slap some old bay on that shit

>> No.9825220

>>9825194
Screencap me in my homosexual friend

>> No.9825221

lets see where this goes

>> No.9825231
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9825231

Tasty crap OP

>> No.9825232
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9825232

Sum curcuma

>> No.9825238
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9825238

chopping nions for delicious soup

>> No.9825246

>>9825232
>>9825238
how drunk are you

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9825255

mm very nice indeed
>>9825246
a bit

>> No.9825269

>>9825194
Guess this board sucks now too.

>> No.9825273

uma delica

>> No.9825275
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9825275

>It's actually shit

>> No.9825288
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9825288

Fuck what to do

>> No.9825297

>>9825288
Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat!

>> No.9825313

>>9825288
Gotta eat it my man. You can't just throw food away.

>> No.9825318
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9825318

i dropped the spoon

>> No.9825326

>>9825318
The spoon adds flavor.

>> No.9825330

You're a retard OP.

>> No.9825346

>>9825318
looks like it needs some cream

>> No.9825354

Shitposting at its best.

>> No.9825356

>Not cooking it in piss
You're a retard, OP.

>> No.9825364

>>9825356
Piss would be overpowering. OP needs to supplement the shit with ingredients that will really compliment it as the hero of the dish.

>> No.9825367

Needs a bay leaf

>> No.9825410

Give me a cozy spot in the screencap, as I swirly up me bottie of cheap wodka and watch this thread burn

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9825423

I have no words.

>> No.9825429

*sniff*

>> No.9825434

>>9825318
get that bad boy out of there

>> No.9825440

>>9825194
Not a good thread. Good on you for trying maybe? Just gross though, not funny.

>> No.9825447

Very nice dish OP hahahaha

>> No.9825454

is there a vegan version of this?

>> No.9825456
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9825456

>this thread
every day we stray further away from God

>> No.9825457

>>9825440
What if he eats it?

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9825458

>>9825440
of all the not fun posts, this is the most not fun
consider facebook or r*ddit for more family-friendly content, you tremendous fucking queer

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9825466

Pure filth. I hope this is just some fucked up slavic dish that looks like poo

>> No.9825467

>>9825194
I can not imagine how bad this shit would smell.

In my mind OP broke into somebody's house just to photograph and post this. Then he'll send the JPEGs to the lucky home owner later.

>> No.9825473

>>9825194
Are we counting down how long this stays up?

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>>9825473
why the fuck would it be deleted

>> No.9825484

>>9825476
Because we're never allowed to have any fun.

>> No.9825602

OP???

>> No.9825616

OP tasted his shit stew but died before he could post results

>> No.9825636

OOGA BOOGA
EAT THE SHIT STEW

>> No.9825640

I honestly thought it was truffles from the thumbnail. Oh my fuck.

>> No.9825651

>>9825484
We only have fun when you're not here

>> No.9825661

what in the fuck

why tho?

>> No.9825674

>>9825661
attention

>> No.9825678

>>9825661
"European cuisine"

>> No.9825687

Do americans really eat this?

>> No.9825688

Boiling your logs is fucking pleb teir.
What you wanna do is slice em in half but no completely. Pull the sides apart a bit and fill the insides with your favorite brand of cereal. Sprinkle some cheese over em and throw em in to your methane oven. 20 mins on full brap.

>> No.9825735

>>9825458
This thread isn't fun though.

>> No.9825744

How do you not die fron the smell alone

>> No.9825751

Someone please screencap this thread.

It shall go into the annals of /ck/ shitposting threads of history

Just OP’s posts

>> No.9825755

>>9825744
its probably an improvement on his regular apartment smell

>> No.9825768

Is he alive? Are we sure that shit is...shit? Maybe it's something that looks like shit.

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>>9825768
Why would i eat that?
I'm not mentally ill

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9825789

>This entire thread

>> No.9825795

>>9825780
Ok anon, just wait a minute. Take your time to read my post: you are not going to do that, please it my be harmful to your body and mind(wich i already think are damaged otherwise you wouldn't be cooking literal shit).
Do NOT eat that shit, I repeat do NOT eat that! Btw put me in the screencap.

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9825816

This thread is a fucking trainwreck

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9825858

>trillions of seconds of evolution for this

>> No.9825927

post a picture of you actually eating this out of the same bowl or gtfo OP

>> No.9825938

>>9825194
American food thread?
American food thread

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9825953

Actually ruined my lunch

>> No.9825959

>>9825194
Oh god the smell, what about the smell? You haven't thought of the smell you bitch!

>> No.9826155

>>9825858
Truly the greatest advancement of mankind.

>> No.9826161

>>9825194
>unironically jerk it to dirty Lena scat porn
>find this revolting
You're not supposed to do this shit irl anon

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>> No.9827305

Do europeans really do this?

>> No.9827306

>I will do something stupid that could possibly hurt me
>Surely the attention will make people love me instantly afterward!

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9827313

You've gone too far this time OP

>> No.9827321

>be me
>decide to see what /ck/ is all about
>see this
I don't know what I expected of a cooking board here.

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>>9825780
>I'm not mentally ill

>> No.9827448

Is it human poop or animal poop?