/ck/ - Food & Cooking

when there are mayo goblins hiding in the condiment aisle waiting to ambush you

why do pajeets always fuckn smell? im not even memeing, they always smell fuckn gross whenever im near one ffs

>>9812414
You wouldn't have to worry about goblins if you had more than one caster in your party

Stop trying to be helpful, you aren't. Just put your shit on the counter then take the bags and pay, don't do anything else because you're just gonna fuck up my rhythm and slow me down.

>>9812420
Diet I suppose. Also culturally they avoid deodorant in favor of scented oils and spices from The Silk Road.

Fucking jesters

>shopping in grocery store
>grabbing last few items
>hear muffled laughter behind me
>fuck, not again
>store jester tackles me from behind, my cart falls over, spilling my groceries
>jester rips my pants off and spanks my ass red
>i'm crying, can't get away
>the whole store is laughing

I just want to buy food

Why are there always pistachio shells littered on the floor?

>>9812471
If you follow them they lead you to treasure!

>>9812407
> Customers.
> My co-workers.
> The fact that my warehouse is unheated, the cold-store doors have to be babied or they break/jam, and the constant lack of space
> Drivers turning up late or no-showing. One of the newbies got signed off work with stress. BEFORE the xmas rush.
> Lack of drivers forcing me to do more work
> I think my bosses are grooming me to take over when one leaves, and I'm not sure if I want to.
> Why am I the only competent english-speaking person in this damn store
> The chiller either stinks of old cheese because of week-old milk spills, or reeks of citrus-scented bleach after I mop it out
> How the hell have I not been fired yet, despite giving managers shit for being managers, being late a couple of days a month on average, bluntly telling people what I think of them, and blasting music in the warehouse all day. Music that nobody else likes.
> The shop floor is slippery as fuck due to the coating of de-icing salt on the soles of my boots, and being polished daily.

>>9812471
Grazing.

>>9812422
Well if the tank would do his job and maintain threat, we wouldn't be swarmed in goblin trash.

>>9812407
>the hum of the reaper from behind the dairy section
>taking the last milk in the row and seeing, for a brief moment, his bloodshot luminescent eyes staring at your soul
>the chill of his icy touch when you reach too far in, so cold it's blistering hot
>the eerie feeling you're being watched by him throughout the store, even well beyond the premesis
>grannies always taking the last free samples
not a fun place

>>9812407
>"Service dogs"
>Don't have a vest or papers
>Just lazy owners
You're giving veterans who have dogs to overcome PTSD a bad rep. Just crack the windows in your fucking car and leave them there.

>>9812407
>timidly approach the deli section to get some gabbagool
>"3-300 grams of proshooto p-please"
>"excuse me?"
>"THREE HUNDRED GRAMS"
>"yes sir, what of?"
>"P-PROSHOOTO"
>avoid eye contact and stare at the ground the whole time
>"anything else?"
>really want some honey glazed ham
>"no....thanks.."
>get home
>it's cut too thick
Robot operated delicatessen when?

>>9812407
We have to report issues with deliveries (usually shitty produce) within 24 hours, but the employees here are lazy as fuck and don't unload/report it fast enough. So much money lost on those dumbasses.

>>9812407
Stop trying to help, not yours. Discipline your child on the shelf and take baggage and pay, do not do anything else because you just wash my skin and make it slower.

>>9812566
I don't understand this post

>>9812566
>wash my skin
what

People who stand in the middle of aisles talking to someone or on the phone and get offended even when you politely ask them to move aside.

>>9813187
But they are the only person in their world... you shouldn't be there.

i hate when i'm looking at stuff and choosing what i want and someone just stand behind me real close and doesn't say excuse me or anything

like back off and wait your turn

>>9813228
"Hummmmmnnnn you smell puttie" is more effective...

>bagging groceries to get more hours this week

>customer is slow as shit putting items from their cart on the conveyor belt to be scanned, start bagging
>customer finally pushes their cart down to the end of the lane
>"Oh I actually wanted paper"

>Usually happy to put items in reusable bags because they can hold a lot of stuff
>many bags are torn, filled with old bits of shells, really dirty

>>9812492
Fuck off furfag

>>9812407
A few days ago I bought a box of franzia wine because duck my dick, anyway it came out to 22 dollars with tax. I gave the cashier girl, who was probably 19 or so, a 20 and a 5 dollar bill. She thought I have her 2 20's so I got 17 dollars back in change, basically getting me a box of wine for 4 bucks. Shit was so cash

>>9813344
yeah cashiers are pretty stupid, I mean if you have a job as a cashier obviously you aren't very smart.

>>9813187
>>9813214
Man, I regularly do stare-downs at shitty grocery stores.
I try to go to high end markets, and avoid scummy people.
Worst you gotta worry about in Whole Foods is some sissy liberals. At least they get out of your god damned way if you walk towards them.

>>9813268
Gotta be assertive with submissive people.
Tell them how it's going to be.
At the very least, ask them if they want paper or plastic.

>>9813344
>>9813356
They're getting much worse at this in recent years where I live. Thankfully more places now have those machines you throw the coins in so I don't have to rely on a person to work out why I'm giving them 22 dkk when the total comes to 17.
I think people just aren't learning to do any numbers in their heads in school anymore.

>>9812520
that person is there to be your bitch, stop being a faggot.

>>9813404
I graduated in 2014, we absolutely are not learning this skill anymore. I fucking suck at it, but I'd at least know you give you back 5 monopoly monies

>>9813416
>not teaching common sense in school
Use your head. Not everything has to be force fed to you.

>>9812520
THIS JESUS CHRIST
Delis are always slow as fuck, there's like one person cutting the meat and if there are people in line the first one monopolizes the cutter and it takes like a half hour to get anything.

Slow walker couples.
One slow walker is alright, you usually get around them.

But two? They always walk next to each other, so you cannot possibly get a cart past them in the aisles.


Products just scrambled everywhere, doesn't even make sense.
Know a market where the freezer order is:
Pizza, fries, ready meals like lasagnas, burgers and such meat. Then fish and lots of veggies and then in an entirely new isle of freezers you get the rest of the meat products, like cordon bleu or some such.
Why are the meats not together, what the hell, bruh?

>dairy products not next to each other

>product doesn't fit to shelf-tag

>people leave garbage in the shopping cart
Fuck you, there is a garbage can right next to not only the entrance, there are several more in the parking lot and near each of the cart pickups.

>>9813428
You pussies gotta take control of your lives.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Fucking yell at them, tell them to hurry up. Coerce them into action.
Stop playing videogames and watching porn, you've turned into bugmen cucks.

>>9812492
That doesn't happen at my store, I think you might have schizophrenia

>>9813440
You sound like the kind of person that hospitality workers dread dealing with during their shift. Stop being so entitled

>>9812407
>Aisle wide enough for two carts, someone parks their cart right in the middle
>Busy intersection with sample, someone parks their cart for maximum blockage
>Gal pals walking abreast to yak at each other, master race group in single file because it's just a fucking errand
>Someone's child is fucking around, but they're too embarrassed or brain dead to parent in public
>Didn't accurately read their coupons before checkout
>People shoving past pregnant women or people with babies while rushing toward the next sale item.
>Room enough to simply move around a shopper, but they get snotty about it.
>Unable to make eye contact and pleasantly either say or respond to "Excuse me".
Degenerates, all of them.

I just hate listening to children run amok and screaming and their tired, timid parents who weakly tell them to calm down. Jesus fuck, your children need to respect you. Maybe try actually enforcing one of the punishments you're threatening them with if you're unable to reason with them?
Also people who act like it's a fucking surprise they need to pay their items when they get to the cashier, searching for their wallet/card for 30 seconds while everyone's waiting. You're 60 fucking years old, this can't be new to you.

>>9813421
They teach common core, not common sense

>>9813470
If you cannot do your job properly, you don't need to work there.
If you're better than that, get another job.

>>9813488
Please be fake. Jesus...

>>9813488
>trusting the government to educate your children
why?

>>9812442
sounds like you're a twink that has to be raped

>>9812442
What the fucking fuck

>>9813500
It's not fake. It's a way to make white people as bad at math as minorities

>>9812478
>warehouse
>one of the newbies got signed off work with stress
Ahaha. Ahahahaa. AhahahaHAhahahahaHAHAHAHAAAAAA

>>9813488
That child deserves a fucking medal.

>>9813784
Why

Last week:
>hungry, grab one hot pocket
>get to front
>cartful of garbage girl in front of me
>chatting with cashier
>not ringing shit up yet
>2 minutes pass
>puppy eyes not working
>starts ringing up 100 items
>no cashiers available
>leave the store
>20 minutes later the woman exits
>look inside
>no one in line
>yes yes yes
>get my hot pocket
>get to front
>old lady with cartful
>4 people behind her with 1-2 items
>starts ringing it up
>I leave the store again
>go to friend's house for 30 minutes
>come back
>get hot pocket
>go to line
>takes over 20 minutes to get past the three people in front of me

That's the story of the day it took me two hours to buy a hot pocket.

>>9813500
>>9813503
>>9813669
>>9813784
>ITT: Brainlets

>>9813468
you don't get free samples?

>Customer leaves their babby's dirty diaper in the cart
I'm sad to say I've had this happen to me on more than one occasion when working at a grocery store.

>>9813894
We do, but old people don't take them because they don't trust the black woman shilling them

>>9813974
I find them laying in the parking lot at walmart all the time. Fucking white trash.

>>9813974
>>9814101
What's the point of going if the staff aren;'t going to take your dirty diapers?

>>9812502
why do some people have such a big problem with people bringing their dogs with them in store?

>>9814117
if your little shit can't go to the bathroom to take a shit, then your little hellspawn isn't ready to leave the volcano

>>9814146
I'm allergic to dogs so it bothers me.

>old roasties who make a point of reading every fucking label on shit they buy
>CAN YOU HELP ME I FORGOT MY GLASSES

>>9814146
Because people, more often than not, are terrible dog owners, and those dogs take after their owners.

>>9814169
I wish instead of dog allergies people were allergic to undisciplined little shits. dogs are usually much better behaved than kids

>>9812407
>when the store stocks similar products in different areas so you buy the expensive shit thinking there’s no alternatives
I was looking for some powdered ginger the other day so I went to the spice aisle. All they had was McCormick’s and it was about $6 for fucking 0.7 ounces of powdered ginger. I reluctantly put a bottle in my cart. Luckily I passed through the produce section, clear on the other side of the store, and saw a display of pouches of organic spices. They had one of powdered ginger, which was only $3 and contained 1 ounce. So not only was I getting more ginger, I was getting better quality ginger and at half te price. Before you say something about organic being a meme, I actually compared the stuff using the mostly-empty bottle of McCormick’s ginger I was replacing. The organic stuff has a stronger and fresher flavor. I put that McCormick shit back, but I should have tossed it in the trash.

>>9814170
Short sighted fag that wears glasses all day
Why the fuck do far sighted people not keep their glasses on their person? It's so frustrating handing someone a menu or a letter and them just staring blankly at it for thirty seconds before going "oh where did i put my glasses?"

>>9812490
Yeah sure blame it on the tank because you couldn't be arsed to pick something other than a shitty dps class

looking in other people's carts and witnessing the shit they are going to eat, which will eventually turn into real shit

>>9813888
>t. nigger

>>9814197
>powdered ginger
>worried about quality

Who the fuck uses powdered ginger instead of fresh and why?

>>9812502
This just leave the fucking dog at home
In arizona you cant leav dogs or children in the car

>grocery store offers 12 different kinds of tomatoes
>cherry tomatoes, plum tomatoes, beefsteak tomatoes, heirloom tomatoes and everything inbetween
>pre-packed or loose and sold by weight
>NONE OF THE FUCKING PRICE TAGS MATCH THE PRODUCT RIGHT NEXT TO THEM
How are you going to figure out which tomatoes are the cheapest if everything is such a clusterfuck? I swear they do this on purpose so that people buy those overpriced buckets of cherry tomatoes for 4€

>>9814318
ginger paste is better, its because ginger can be tedious to prepare and doesnt last as long

>>9814146
Because most people have untrained, poorly behaved dogs. A few mistakes escalate into a situation and that ruins it for everybody.

>>9814226
I like peeping at others cart, it's funny

>>9814511
mincing ginger takes like 2 minutes are you retarded, it also lasts forever

>>9814318
In Pajeet cuisine, dry ginger and fresh ginger are thought of as two, wholly distinct ingredients and are not interchangeable. Many recipes Pajeets cook will use both because dry and fresh don't taste alike. Similarly, many Pajeet foods will use both fresh and dry chili in the same dish because, again, the two are not interchangeable.

I'm not sure if there are m/any western ingredients which are treated the same way as adarak (fresh ginger) and soonth (dry ginger) are in Indic cuisines are.

>>9813870
No other stores in the neighborhood have hot pockets?

>>9815325
not him I have 6 stores around my area. I'd just go to another if I had a like wise issue or even a gas station

>>9813669
>18-24 year old white males are the MOST oppressed minority in HISTORY
>reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>9813888
>>9815559

Nice projection. I was referring to my teenage daughter who is gifted but learned to hate math after having to do ten retard steps instead of doing it in her head

>>9814197
>I actually compared the stuff using the mostly-empty bottle of McCormick’s ginger I was replacing
>comparing fresh stuff to older powdered spice
I think you may have fucked up your methodology there my guy. Unless you go through it really quickly. Good that you found a ~125% better deal though

>>9812442
>spanks my ass red
kek

y'all ever ring up a couponer

y'all ever have them sit there and insist to you that the tiny pack of napkins they have counts for the dollar off coupon they have for a 500 pack

y'all ever have the store manager come up and tell you if it rings it's fine because he's friends with the couponers

y'all ever see their order ring up to three bucks and them walk out with a u-boat full of soda because of course the manager just lets em use it

and then they leave the u-boat in the cart corral

and they do this once a week every week except when they are vacationing in florida

y'all ever look at the communist manifesto and go "okay maybe a little bit"

>>9815660
Excuse my ignorance, but what do you mean by a "u-boat" in this context? I assume we're not talking about German submarines here.

>>9815807
oh yeah that's these boys

i don't know how they got the name besides being vaguely u-shaped but it's fun to imagine our store filled with world war i era submersibles too

>>9812407
Assholes with two carts full of shit in the 10/20 items or fewer line chaps my asshole. Also, when you see one person dragging two carts, blocking up aisles and knocking shit over, because they had to have an entire basket for nothing but their 24 packs of soda.

>>9815848
my favorite is on the express lane when one person comes up to you with like three items but surprise! it turns out they were just an advance scouting party for the person they came shopping with and THEY walk up and THEY have a cart full of shit

>buying cheap spices in the hispanic food section
>leave cart to grab an item from down the aisle
>return to find the cart up cinder blocks with the wheels missing

>old ladies completely unaware of their surroundings
>old guy trying to talk to you about random shit when instead of paying attending to the card scanner
>same old guy talking to the people behind you in line when you didn't give a shit
>snot covered kids in all shapes and sizes
>Baggers that don't know how to bag

There was an African lady who spoke very slow English, and I had to actively avoid lines with her at the end since she would take twice as long, and make every mistake under the sun. Times I couldn't avoid it, she was still making them 6 months later.

>>9815892
I chuckled

>>9815660
How on earth does the manager gain from couponers?

>>9812407
I work the customer service desk and honestly the employees bother me more than the customers. Mainly when I'll page a department and they won't answer the fucking phone. I'll have a customer on hold for 15 minutes even though there's at least 30 god damn people in the kitchen that could answer the phone that they've been paged to answer 3 or 4 times. Also shithead baggers who leave wadded up bags and drinks and shit by the registers. I get that they're like 16 year old kids but still. It's not my issue, it just bugs me to see them being so lazy. Worked the customer service desk for about a year now and have had no really bad experiences with customers apart from one really strange phone call.

Miss working in the back honestly. I worked the Dairy section which is the best gig because your cooler with all your stock is right next to one of the doors to the backroom. People back there were more bro-tier too. A lot friendlier and conversational. Now I work with all these assistant managers up at the front of the store who all have a stick up their ass.

>>9812420

>>9813870
What kind of imbecile spends two hours and three trips to get one fucking hot pocket? Get something from McDonalds you moron.

>>9816108
He's part of the scam.

>>9815660
y'all ever learn to speak proper english and not type like a fucking redneck

>>9815297

I dunno dude, dried and fresh spices aren't considered interchangeable in western cuisine either unless you're talking about home cooking, which wouldn't be fair since that has more to do with economics than ingredient quality.

The only 'chefs' in the west that consider onions and onion powder to be interchangeable work at McDonald's

>need to buy some oatmeal
>put on my falconer's glove
>put a hood over Falco's head
>drive to grocery store
>manager says I can't bring Falco into the store with me
>explain that he's not a pet, but a therapy falcon
>manager is still hesitant
>I want to tell him that it's illegal to separate me from my therapy falcon but my social anxiety kicks in and all I can do is make deep gasping sounds like I'm drowning
>manager looks at me wide eyed
>I feel dizzy, everything's going dark
>take the hood off of Falco so he can go dial 911
>Falco takes flight and the manager swats at him
>last thing I remember is grabbing onto the manager's ankle so he wouldn't chase after Falco

Currently in the middle of a lawsuit with that grocery store for inducing a panic attack and hindering my therapy falcon. Until this is over they won't let me back in.

>>9812424
It's not just diet. Pajeets have zero hygiene. There's a reason you find them shitting in the streets.

whining kids and people leaving items wherever they happen to stand instead of putting it back, lazy fucks.

and i dont even work in a store

>>9812407
>pet peeves as employee
Customers assuming I know everything and asking me questions related to other departments. Customers talking to each other in the middle of aisles, getting in the way. Customers jamming their hands into the shelves to get stuff in the back, messing everything up, putting stuff where it doesn't belong right after I fixed it. that's might be it for me.

most pet peeves are related to coworkers not doing their shit and dumb management

>>9812566
I know exactly what you mean, not even joking.

>>9812423
I bring a box so you don't need to bag :-)

>>9816311
I liked the way he typed that out, it made his post feel more relateable and human.

>>9815660
You type like a fag and your shit's all retarded

>people complaining about kids don't know of those other stores without that problem

>>9813477
THIS. Was doing my weekly shopping trip last month and two kids had literally turned the meat aisle into a soccer field. They were screaming so loud you could hear them all over the store, and kicking a ball from the toy department. Parents were glassy eyed, hillbilly dope heads too engrossed in Mt. Dew and Little Debbie to say shit. I saw them actually kick the ball into a few people's backs.

>>9812407
After working retail and dealing faggot toothpick chewing boomers, I've gone out of my way to make life easier for employees, especially deli, and butcher department guys/ ladies. I swear to god I nearly quit on the spot after I spent 5 minutes fulfilling every request of this uppity bitch while she criticited every fucking move I made. The last straw was when my literal Jew manager berated me in front of customers because I trimmed too much fat off the chicken. This was the second fucking week on the job, and I was left alone during peak business hours to run a 30ft meat/seafood display case. Later I found out the turnover rat for that job was few weeks per new employee; like myself. FUCK ALBERTSONS, THAT SHIT GROCERY CHAIN DESERVES TO DIE

>Order dry goods and shit from Amazon Prime
>Go to Sam's Club for meats and perishables
>Go on weekdays when it's slow so there's no crowds
>Use Scan and Go app to get what I need, pay through the app, never have to interact with anyone
Shop smarter.

>>9816493
I forgot to add, I'm a bio chemist now so I don't have to deal with this shit anymore. Even if you have to go into debt, get a meaningful degree so you don't have to live this way. Honestly you'll have it paid in a few years if you have your priorities set.

>bagging
>people who smell like pure BO from down the lane, you can smell them like 30 feet away
>people who give you instructions AFTER you've bagged
>people who dont push the cart to my side after i've asked because peabrain can only think and do one at a time
>people who ask to me get their cigarettes from the service desk even when its the cashier's job
but its full of old people so
>can you help me out?
>help her out no problem
>she slips me 15 bucks

>>9812520
>gabbagool
lost

>>9813344
>because duck my dick
what did anon mean by this

>>9813488
But common core is the kind of math that you use to make sense out of giving 22 when the sum is 17. (since 17 is five removed from 22) stuff like this is exactly what common core is about.

>>9816508

>>9816529
The idea of common core is fine since as you mentioned it's how most people naturally do arithmetic in their head. The problem is the presentation and strict adherence to dogma which is ironic considering it's supposed to be anti-dogma.
The math isn't even the real issue, Common Core "Social Studies" is the real goal and problem. But this is my first and last /pol/ post so we can get back to complaining about minor inconveniences in modern day life.

>>9812566
Wtf are you trying to say.

>>9812420
People smell like what they eat.
Many foreigners claim white people smell like milk and cheese.

>It's a joke right?
I find so much stuff stashed away in the tcg isle that I can't really be sure.

>>9816551
One time I found a family pack of chicken in a spice rack.
People are fucking tards

>>9813763
What's worse is that he's a fucking driver. He has only a few things to worry about:
> Make delivery in slot
> Don't be a cunt to the customer
> Don't crash the van
And yet, 'stress'.

>>9813440
> HEY GET MOVING I WANT MY FOOD TOO
> Sir, you're making a scene
> BUT THIS ASSHOLE IS TAKING TOO LONG TO GET HIS FOOD AND MAKE HIS DECISIONS WHAT A KEK I WANT I WANT I WANT
> Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave
> I DO WHAT I WANT AM I BEING DETAINED AM I BEING DETAINED
> Hello, police? Yeah, we have another one.
> AM I BEING DETAIIIIIIINED
> *blam*
> The body? Oh, just mark it as 'extra-fresh long pork'.

>>9813870
Beta detected. You'd have got it faster if you used the self-checkout.

>>9814169
Special snowflake detected. The world does not have to accommodate your specialness.

>>9814226
I judge people by their grocery orders, and mock them in the privacy of the warehouse.
I have a mental list of customers I hate because they order lots of heavy shit.
You're judged by the amount of booze you order.

>>9815897
>>old guy trying to talk to you about random shit when instead of paying attending to the card scanner
>>same old guy talking to the people behind you in line when you didn't give a shit
The store is his only human contact.

>>9816274
> The same article from 2016
>>9816392
Samefag.

>>9816484
Beta too pussy to call store security.

>>9816493
>After working retail and dealing faggot toothpick chewing boomers, I've gone out of my way to make life easier for employees, especially deli, and butcher department guys/ ladies.
You're part of the reason I feel everyone should be forced to do two years of community service in the service industry.

>I swear to god I nearly quit on the spot
>The last straw
Sounds like you couldn't take the pressure.

>>9813388
>Worst you gotta worry about in Whole Foods is some sissy liberals. At least they get out of your god damned way if you walk towards them.
why are you worrying about them the most if they get out of your way without you asking?

>>9816544
>that chubby 56% finger
kek

>working as a grocery clerks as a teenager who's only job is moving boxes of food around and putting shit on the selves
>Being asked very specific question/recommendations regarding specific, fancy recipes

Nigger I'm a fucking kid working minimal wage, I don't fucking know how to cook.

>>9813784
For not being retarded?

>Visit america
>Go into a local market
>Stinks of shit
>Fat 'people' everywhere at least 3 times my weight and I'm fat
>Some can't even walk they're so fat, they have to use those buggy things that disable people use
>They all stink like shit
>One of the more human sized sea creatures stops in the middle of the aisle
>Lets out a pig like noise
>A stench of rotten shit assaults my nose
>I gag and shout out that there has been a chemical attack while pointing at the fatty
>Landwhale gets really uppity and starts making gargling noise that I think are a local language
>It starts trying to unholster a gun
>Sausage fingers can't get a grip
>Other hamplanets are gathering around
>Stench of shit gets stronger and stronger
>The first thing gives up and waddles away
>As it goes I see a gargantuan brown stain on the back of it's trousers
>I tell it that it shat itself and should go clean up
>This causes the other whales to start singing and flapping their fins
>I try to escape by climbing ontop of the shelves
>I barely make it out alive
>Breath in some fresh air and look behind me
>The blobs are trying to chase me but they can't get their enormous figures out of the double doors
>Turns out shart in mart isn't just a meme

>used to be overnight stocker at walmart
>worked with two nigresses
>they worked frozen
>frozen was always a shithole, no space
>managers tried firing them multiple times
>they'd call corporate about MUH RACISM
>would take 2-3 hour lunches, but only clock out for 30 minutes
>manager didn't care anymore
>started just packing tons of frozen pallets ontop of eachother in the freezer
>couldn't even walk in there
he later left and became a cop

>>9816433
How do you like your minced meat in the freezers?
How about a coke bottle in between cans of Pringles?

I had a stupid bitch being all like "excuse me" when there was plenty of room to get by me, the way she said it just felt like she enjoys being a bitch. I guess my real complaint here is people, they're just really annoying food.

>>9817037
shut up fucking faggot lmfao

>kids
I saw this hyperactive autistic kid twist his body around and do some weird flip while running around in the middle of the store, it was surreal

>>9817010
yo, I would be freaked out by being a driver
Taking wrong turns, not being able to find the adress or the correct bell, that'd give me anxiety.

>>9816514
just some dumb phoneposter, pay them no mind

>>9814338
The problem with the legality of that is people abusing that right as a privilege to leave their babies and dogs in their car for several hours, also some random faggot could peek into your car and agitate or wave their penis at your dog, i don't understand why people would leave their loved ones in such a vulnerable position much less ask why it isn't unquestionably illegal in any given 1st world country. good for Arizona

>>9816155
tldr

>>9817320
>taking wrong turns
So you double back around and get back on the right track. No big deal.
>not being able to find the address
Drivers have been using GPS for over a decade now. Like it's so ubiquitous that you occasionally have people driving into lakes and smashing their trailers into low-clearance bridges because they're so glued to the GPS.
I drive a concrete mixer. It's a LOT simpler than it used to be when I started. You want to hear about anxiety? If my truck breaks down they're going to be chiseling solid concrete out of my $100,000 drum with a jackhammer.

>>9814197
I’ve had this experience too.
>looking for five spice seasoning
>go to spice aisle
>$5 for a small bottle
>go to international section
>find an asian brand of five spice for $2.50

Always check places other than the spice aisle

>>9815660
>coupons comes to my register
>instantly call for a new register to open because I know this is going to take a while
>lady gets offended because she's just self-aware enough to know she's a nuisance and time-waster
"What? You can't take care of me yourself or suh'in?"
>dont reply, just bag and scan and do my fucking job but inside I'm thinking about what life would be like if people like this wpuldnt exist

It's not that big a deal but you die inside whenever you meet a coupons. Bonus points if they're over 65. Triple multiplier if they're Black. If they can't speak English but argue you should just be legally allowed to shoot them on the spot.

My stupid country stopped people buying alcohol from stores after 10 at night in an attempt to curb the rampant alcoholism. That was about 4 years ago. Barriers still go out at that time of night to stop people getting to the booze, there are signs attached to the barriers explaining that its a legal fucking requirement.

Still get people attempt to go under the barriers and looking confused when they are told they can't buy alcohol and its not a decision of the store, it outright won't scan through a till.

>>9817447
GPS can still fuck you over with unclearly numbered houses, back alleys, courtyards, apartment complexes and such.

>>9817483
How often do you see the Sysco guys making a stop at houses, back alleys, courtyards, and apartment complexes?

>>9817487
I lived in a complex once. Took a pizza driver 5 minutes to even find my building, then he went up the stairs, only to find out the door is locked, then he called me on the phone to tell me that, when he just had to ring downstairs for me to open the door.

Don't tell me these things aren't confusing.

One time I was looking for a new place to live in. Also a complex. ALL the buildings had the exact same house number, except with the addition of 22A, 22B, 22C and such. It was a complete mess though, E was not next to F, instead you went down the alley and got to G, F was across the road.
I would hate to be a mailman for that area.

>Grab thing
>find slightly different sized thing for a way better price on opposite side of store

>look for specific thing, a peeler or whatever
>its not in the appropriate aisle, its hanging on strips in the beer aisle

>>9817282
> Being this triggered

>>9817320
>Taking wrong turns, not being able to find the adress or the correct bell, that'd give me anxiety.
You don't suffer from 'anxiety'. You're just too beta to thrive.

>>9817483
That's what delivery instructions are for. Or asking one of the 11 other drivers in the department for assistance when you're checking your manifest before you set off.
Plus, they actually train drivers properly by pairing them with a veteran.

>>9817487
Grocery deliveries, so every stop is a house, apartment, etc.

>>9816551
>hidden valley
lol

>>9817473
Hello fellow Briton

>"come on m8 just let me buy it this one time"*winks*

>>9817669
Please just stop posting you're not entertaining.

>>9812407
When stores rearrange everything every few months.

>>9812420
When I was a cable guy, it was always the Indian and Chinese households that reeked.

>>9817447
We actually just use small amounts of dynamite to blast it into chunks, the effort involved with manually chipping out dried concrete doesn't make it economically viable.

>>9815660
It's no fun standing behind them in line either!

We're ready to stab grandma's eyes out with fresh carrots.

>>9813493
Your ideas sound great but you forget that the people who hire and fire are as incompetent as those working under them.

>t. Delicuck worker

Also if you're a prick I'll make sure to give you all the dirtiest slices. I'm there for 5 hours whether I cut well or not. You don't like it buy the prepacked.

>hurr just get another job
How about I stay in the one I'm in JUST to ruin your experience, faggot

Why do old people
>Despite buying groceries for 60 years have zero idea how card readers work
>Still write checks for anything except mail in bill payments
>Not prewrite some of the information before they leave the house to save time
>Wander around looking lost and confused with zero regard to personal hygiene

I'm not exaggerating, I'm not lying, I wish I had taken a photo, but I was at the store and this boomer old man was walking around in the dirtiest mustard stained wife beater and a pair of ragged, elastic stretched out, had holes dirty tightly whites, talking loud as fuck into a jitterbug, bought some fucking retarded non essential like light bulbs or dish towels, couldn't figure out what a chip reader was(he kept pulling it out and putting it in before the information was exchanging),wouldn't let the cashier use his card for him, got pissed at her for his incompetence, and paid with a check for something worth less than 5 dollars.

I saw him again later. He owns a construction company, so he's not some crazy homeless dude.

>>9815820

Civilized people call those "floats".

illogical placement of items in the store.

trying to find a block of velvetta to make dip with is always a chore.

>>9818668
>trying to find a block of velvetta to make dip with is always a chore.

wtf? Niggah I get that I live in the whitetrash south, but there's always an enormous display of that and rotel in the wide aisle you have to pass through on your way to the cashier, especially during football season or any holiday. I have to believe that's ubiquitous throughout the country.

>>9813822
For ignoring the clear bullshit they were "taught" in class and siding instead with logic.

>>9817397
Children or animals will literally die if you leave them in a locked car in most of Arizona because of how fucking hot it gets.

>>9817913
Please just stop posting. You're not entertaining.

>>9817473
If you ''''''''people'''''''' in scotland quit drinking yourself to death, you wouldn't have that problem.

>>9817060
Being around liberal numales is bad for your mental health

Why do they always put the hottest girls at the self checkout?

I'm already on maximum anxiety levels just being out of the house.

>People that park their cart on one side of the aisle and stop and stare at shit on the other side blocking the entire aisle
>People that can't figure out self-service lines
>Assholes that shove their cart like they drive - push it right out in the middle without even looking
>People that keep stopping and looking in the middle of the way - stand off in a fucking corner if you are lost
>Store employees - stop asking me if you can help me find something, as none of you useless fucks can

>>9812407
>Guy goes through my line while I was working the express lane
>Clearly has more than 20 items, but don't think I'm allowed to tell him to fuck off
>Start ringing up his shit
>See that a pack of blue berries rang up a different price than marked, so adjust it manually
>Get to the end and he wants to pay with EBT
>The blue berries won't work
>Refuses to pay 88 cents for them, won't take them for the price they rang up as, and demands to see a manager about it
>Whole thing probably takes 20-30 minutes, people have to wait behind him in the express line for bullshit

Also have had people with over 200 items try to go through the express lane, which has no conveyor belt and a really small bagging area. They tried ringing up stuff once and then forgot something and had to come back. When they did, my manager came over and told them that it was the express lane, and they said they knew, they just didn't want to have to wait in line in the other lanes. Also refused to pick up their bags when I was bagging them, so I had to start putting them on the floor.

So, yeah, my pet peeve is people who don't use the express lane correctly.

>>9817463
Why do stores do coupons? Seems like a bad business decision. Are they forced by the companies that supply the stores?

>>9818821
They're reimbursed any money that the coupons are discounting by the issuer of the coupons, so it's really a non-issue with profits. Just a time waster for employees but management doesn't give two shits.

>>9818821
coupons are made for clearance. if they need to sell certain products, well, put them on sale.

>>9813440
>at the deli, buying meat for the week with my hard-earned sheckle from friendly deli bro
>health and environmentally conscious and appreciate good quality meat, so at the nice supermarket buying free-range
>some asshole is yelling at me to hurry up
>"would you like anything else sir?"
>"actually yeah, if you wouldn't mind running into the back and seeing what kinds of bones and offal you have available, i'm cooking a large dinner party this weekend, please be thorough"
>pull out phone, shitpost on /ck/ for 20 minutes while deli bro goes out back and smokes a blunt

>>9815297
powdered onion and powdered garlic are both ubiquitous in american cooking, and certainly don't replace whole onion or garlic.
any good resources to learn advanced pajeet recipes?

>>9813488
wtf kind of question is this? I would answer same as that kid...
also who says "make 10" are you some kind of UK? I noticed filename="maths"

>>9815867
Why don't express lanes just use tiny-ass tables to cut down on this behaviour?

>>9818891
But do Americans use both onion powder and fresh onion in the same dish?
>resources for advanced pajeet recipes
Not that I know of, sorry. It's difficult because India is heavily regional and, like Italians, the only thing two Indians discussing food can agree on is that the third guy is wrong, too.
Better to learn how to spice and make tasty meals to your particular preferences than to ape someone else's stuff. Another bit of advice is to avoid recipes which call for catch-all spice mixes like 'garam masala' or 'curry powder.' There as many 'garam masala' variants as there are Hindus in Delhi so to just say 'garam masala' in a recipe gives you no idea what spices the recipe writer may be using.

>>9816344
But are there many dishes which use both dry onion and fresh onion? That's what I was trying to get at. If I see an American recipe, it'll mention using just one or the other, right? Not both, typically. I would guess that's the case because otherwise, >>9814318 wouldn't have had a 'tism tantrum over >>9814197 using dry ginger in something, right?

>>9815297
I thought of one, maybe, but it depends on what people may consider 'western': paprika. It's just dried and powdered bell pepper and there are lots of dishes in Hungarian cuisine which use paprika and fresh bell pepper, like lecso, to name one.

>>9819399
>paprika spice
yes it has bell pepper, but there's additional peppers that are commonly added to paprika spice.

if you want to seem smart, at least try.

>>9813440
>tfw ultra high test
>tfw can't go to deli without breaking every employee's neck for taking longer than 4 picoseconds to get my meat

>>9819446
Maybe I'm retarded, but how the fuck does >>9819399 come across as "trying to seem smart?"
Also, how the fuck does
>there's additional peppers that are commonly added to """"""""paprika spice"""""""" [as well as bell pepper] (also, who in the shitcuntfuck calls it "paprika spice" instead of just fucking 'paprika,' anyway?)
tie in to >>9819399 "trying to seem smart?" Or are you somehow trying to invalidate that post ('paprika also has other peppers in it!!!!!') while paradoxically and simultaneously agreeing with it ('yes, paprika is made of bell peppers!!!!')?

I don't get it. What am I not seeing here that you do?

>>9819483
for one, it is a spice variant

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paprika

there you go know-it-all.

>>9812502
Reminder that emotional support dogs don't count as service animals and need not be accommodated

>>9813488
(8+5)-3=10

Wow that was fucking hard

>>9814146
>dog shits all over the place
>"OMG why are you so intolerant, I mean, its [CURRENT YEAR] and these people have """""legitimate""""" needs for their """""service""""" animals

>>9819568
just because your mongrel is as shittily trained as your kids are disciplined doesn't mean anything. on the whole dogs are much better behaved than kids

I've told the story multiple times so I'll try and keep it short. It was a few years ago in 2011 or 2012.

>Loud ass, gross ass looking black bitch comes up to register
>About 2-300 dollars worth of junk food and other shit
>EBT (lol)
>As soon as I finish scanning her last few items and she swipes her card, the stores power fluctuates and our systems go down entirely for every register/etc
>The computer and system just aren't working and its taking a long ass time to come back up, shes getting visually more upset as time goes on
>Becomes irate and yells at me/my manager/the entire store in general; swipes her card like 15 times through the machine
>After doing that and more yelling she leaves (including leaving all her food there without even moving it out of the aisle); literally within seconds everything starts working again
>The machine takes her payment and the transaction ends

Dumb cunt. If she had just waited and sucked it up like everyone else. Never saw her come back for the food either.

>>9812442
Kek

Grown ass men who walk out of bathroom stalls WITHOUT WASHING THEIR HANDS. If a child or teenager were to do that, I guarantee that there would be fire and brimstone. But hey, older men seem to think themselves as "mature/manly" for basic decency. I lived in a shed for five-and-a-half months with a guy in his late 50s. He throws empty beer bottles on the ground, shoplifts small-value items, picks food off the floor.

>>9819735
what is your fucking point?

>>9819742
That it's gross and he should know better

I hate when people stand as far away from an item as possible to look at it on the shelves and then make you feel awkward when you have to walk infront of them to get by

>>9812407
I work in a deli. My biggest problems are
>People not taking numbers
>people wandering off and then complaining when they miss their number
>people who want their stuff sliced ridiculously thin
>People who fucking stare at me while I'm helping other customers
>People who come in 10 minutes before closing
>People who don't speak up when there's no line and I'm not paying attention

There's probably more but those are the main ones

>>9819632
Your store was RACIS

>>9819735
Agreed. People who don't wash their fucking hands should be lined up and shot

>>9812407
sometimes in the grocery store i'll be a dick and go to the butcher section, get a pound of ground beef, and go to the other side of the store in the toilet paper section and hide it behind most of the merchandise. usually within a couple weeks the general area becomes unbearable to be around and they almost never find where it is

t. a former dairy stocker

>>9818734
I live in the South, and the Publix and Krogers are always changing where it is. It is never next to the rotel.

It is like they want me to go through the whole store to find it.

>>9819781
>people who want their stuff sliced ridiculously thin

Thin is fine what I hate is when people want their meat shaved into fucking dust, why do people want meat dust?

>>9814146
Dogs don't belong in a fucking grocery store.

>>9812407
Cute jailbait at the grocerie store who already has a man and wont slip into the housewares section to romp

>>9818867
No. They're made primarily from manufacturers of new products. Provide early coupons in the hopes that people fall in love with the brand, or as a reminder for a product that's having a slump in sales.

>>9819735
White dudes do this all the time. I didn't realize it until I lived in a college dorm and most of them did it, but it wasn't that big of a deal, because it wasn't like they were going to prepare food. But then guys I work with that stock food and shit clearly were taking shits and not washing their hands at my grocery store, and that isn't cool at all.

>>9813440
Definitely start causing a scene when there’s a backed-up line at the deli, I’m sure you won’t be escorted off the premises by the store manager and asked not to return, oh definitely

>watching misshapen amorphous blob families purchase $100 worth of chips and soda
>watching old fucks spit and snot all over hot food/produce right before the lunch rush
>old slow fucks who are also rude to you when you try to get past them in the aisle
>fat housewives who justify buying a platter of cookies because it’s on sale
Grocery stores are a hive of unhealthy, degenerate behavior. If you ever want a lesson in how bad society is with self-control, courtesy, and not being a gluttonous fucking slob, people-watch at the supermarket for a little while.

>>9816311
rednecks don't talk like that. He was trying to sound "urban".

>>9812407
I have a friend who used to work cart attendant at Target. Pretty sure he was autistic.

When people from the publix next door would put carts in the Target area, he would get FURIOUS cuz he ends up having to fetch the one odd cart out of the row.

He literally got fired for confronting customers about this.
Tried to explain to him that Target bought his time, so he needs to stop worrying about how its used, but he'd literally rant about how "just wrong" it was to put a cart in the wrong place.

>>9812407
that nigress with 7 kids running around the store and destroying everything

>>9816551
>Many foreigners claim white people smell like milk and cheese.
It's true. Most white people I know smell like vinegar and spoiled milk and their homes smell like cheese. I understand that my diet makes me reek of spices and garlic but honkeys have no business telling others they smell bad either. Deodorant was a mistake. If our senses of smell are allowed to actually develop correctly we can not only identify familiar people by scent, but also to some extent identify the health of those people. We're supposed to be able to stand each other's BO.

>>9818808
The freedom to drink oneself to death is a basic human right.

>>9819549
That's not what it asked. There's no 10 when you add 8+5. And the teacher's answer was even more retarded. It's addition, not fucking counting.

>>9817454

Better yet, if your spices are even vaguely ethnic, start in the international isle. There's always good deals there.

Had an identical experience with five spice.

>>9821101
>shopping at Winn-Dixie or Wal-Mart
You brought this upon yourself

>>9812407
Recently moved to the us so there are many.

Read ingredients list for cheese: milk, enzymes, sakt, potato starch.
They fucking added starch cause they legit dont know how to make cheese.

Every food item ever in the US:
Contains high fructise corn syrup. Why.

When some common herbs are always there but sone common herbs never are.

When people put their carts perpendicular to thr fucking aisles and wont move them thr fuck Away when you try to walk past.

>>9814318
Do you even cook?
The flavors are very different.

>>9819399
I made tacos tonight and used both fresh onion and onion powder.

>shitheads standing in front of a shelf talking to each other, blocking me from grabbing what I want
just let me get my goddamn RICE

I love these threads

>>9813388
I thought the real concern at whole foods was them lying about the weights of prepackaged products.
http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/25/news/companies/whole-foods-overcharging/index.html

>>9813488
>common core
>"tell how to make 10"
Hmmm, sounds like bonglish to me, not burgerstani

>>9816544
My wife teaches English in a high school and the loathing she has for the social studies teaches reaches unfathomable depths.
>10 and 11th graders don't know what the civil war was
>some students told her slavery was abolished in the 1960's by MLK Jr. as part of the civil rights movement
>"Oh yeah, WWI. It's where da white folks went to war wit da African kingdoms and took they shit."
>students have no idea when the country was founded, or who was responsible other than "George Washington Carver"

Employees coming over to the self checkout and bagging my things. Fuck off, cunt. If I wanted you to bag my shit, I wouldn't be at the self checkout.

>>9821614
Yeah, no shit. The reason I always use self check is I don't want retards with hands caked with god knows what filth touching my groceries.

>>9821313
Where did you move anon? You might be able to find a store that has your spices near you.
Also cook more from scratch, it's the only way to get away from the chemicals.

>>9814469
>How are you going to figure out which tomatoes are the cheapest if everything is such a clusterfuck?
Look for the smallest number. Then read the type of tomato on that sign. Anything else we can help you with?

>>9815592
Your gifted daughter also learned your shitty attitude toward proving your work. Way to prepare her for the real world of itemizing deductions, keeping receipts, storing car maintenance records, logging billable hours, etc. Good news is it's OK to hate math, so now she'll never be successful enough to worry about those things.

>>9816544
It's pretty egregious when in the same two lines they could just print the actual amendment instead of their interpretation of it. They don't really need to go as far as they did though, since kids are pretty stupid and even if the textbooks are perfectly neutral a couple sentences by the ideologue teachers will fuck them up for the rest of their lives.

>>9821228
Just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD.

Also, you have to be human to claim human rights. Scots aren't human.

>>9821313
If you didn't want rude assholes, inferior cheese, and HFCS in everything, you shouldn't have moved to the US.
Have a word with the embassy, maybe they can get you a ride home before american society collapses?

>>9819843
I work at a Target and recently found a very expired box of donuts at the back of the very top shelf of the juice aisle.

When I get stuck in the twilight zone behind the single mom with her welfare baby and the cashier has to scan each wic stamp individually

>>9822401
Christ, they've turned into falafel.

>>9817181
it was his revenge against the two coons

>>9812407
As employee
>People who refuse to folow basic store rules or even fucking read because "they had a long day :("
>Pakis and other middle easteners who come from a bargaining culture and only want the sale price and if not will try and get said price lower
>Hordes of overweight women who do that extreme coupon shit and hold up the line or even worse are Mexican and go through the self checkout line and have to bring one of there twelve kids who barley spekes English itself.
>Older people who have HUGE entitlement issues "you should smile more/[other store] has better deals and or nicer/Im noy rude I go to church"
>The sometimes actual children they hire to fill in busywork slots like utilities and sacking
>Belly up managers who would rather give the screaming woman another soda than explain that you have you buy 5 to get it down to that price
I'm sure I'm missing some niche things but this is the stuff that happens the most that chafes my sack

Worked in a Food Lion for 2 years. Fucking hated it.
Hate when lazy fuck don't put items back where they belong, especially cold items. I'd always find a thing of bologna just sitting on the shelf's, or a bag of fried chicken from the deli that was half way eaten and thrown on the shelf's. Once asked a co-worker what was the strangest misplaced item he found. He told me it was a pack of diapers in the freezer.
Then you have the other lazy fucks who don't bring the carts in, or put them next to the door outside, or just next to the line of the carts inside. You'd go outside sometimes and see the thing where people put their carts because they're too lazy to take it inside, and it's just overflowing with carts. Like for fucks sake, you lazy assholes, just push it inside.
After working in a store and seeing this shit, I always return items where they belong, and bring the carts back in. If I mess up a shelf, I face it back into place because OCD.

>>9822617
My whole life I've always returned the carts to the store because I like to ride them. I pity fatties that know not this joy.

>>9822630
Same here. I used to ride a line of 10 or so carts back into the store since it was sort of down a hill, so it's just roll down. I may have almost hit a car once or twice.
I wasn't the greatest employee because fuck that store, lmao. At least I have a lot of stories.

>>9821178
t. pajeet

>>9821178
Shut up you stupid fucking street shitter. I fucking hate seeing you retards in stores trying to barter, "Buddie, buddie... come on. $100". You all reek like sour shit.
Act oblivious when lanes close and ass hurt when told "no".
Why do you curry fuckers think so highly of yourselves compared to other yuropoors? Ooh you're hot shit because you have running water now. Dumb fucking filthy idiots

>>9812420
God I fucking love how indian girls smell. Like they've been in the kitchen for hours.

Fat faggots in mobility carts who block the aisle because they are to busy talking in the middle of it.

>>9812423
>your rhythm
>throws heavy shit on top of the bread, cookies, and fruit
Your rhythm can go fuck itself, slave. Stop crushing my shit because your manager has some stupid obsession with using too many bags. I brought my own bags, you can use one of your bags so you don't crush my bread you uneducated waste of air.

>>9816380
>Falco takes flight and the manager swats at him
Low-tier main detected.

>>9821178
>but honkeys have no business telling others they smell bad either.
You're fucking guests in our countries, fuck off

>>9818811
we do this just to fuck with betas also so we can fuck them t.management

>>9813187
>usually looking up recipes while at the store to get some inspiration, or calling my mom
>keep walking back and forth in the store to visit the different sections in the order I want, often doubling back to get that one thing
>sometimes just wander around until I get an idea
>who the fuck decided that meats should be by the cashiers in my main store
>tfw feel scummy as fuck
I wouldn't get offended if told to move though, I always try to stay out of the way

>>9821277
this is anywhere my dude only getting worse but with spics instead of blacks in other stores

>>9812566
>go to whole foods
>cashier gets replaced by skinwalker
>fucking shapeshifter barely practices its english

>>9819735
>I lived in a shed for five-and-a-half months with a guy in his late 50s.

Do tell?

>>9812442
oh fuck i remember this meme

>>9819267
Or just refuse to scan the rest of the items when the cartful comes. Never seen this happen though.

theres not enough stuff. I want something good that last long. but i guess thats more of a producer problem.

they swarm you like all capone if you make a little mistake.

>Go to publix
>don't see this shit happen most of the time

Also do people like baggers and cashiers actually get upset at customers trying to save a dime? You'd think they'd understand considering how shitty their job is.

>>9817022
I am your editor from Editing, Plus. No need to thank you.

> HEY, GET MOVING, I WANT MY FOOD TOO.
> Sir, you're making a scene.
> BUT THIS ASSHOLE IS TAKING TOO LONG TO GET HIS FOOD AND MAKE HIS DECISIONS. WHAT A KEK, I WANT, I WANT, I WANT
> Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave.
> I DO WHAT I WANT. AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED?
> Hello, dispatch? Yes, I'm afraid we have another one.
> AM I BEING DETAINED?
> ...
> Let Mr. Lau know we got more long pig in stock.

>>9822392
Joke's on you, I'm a Pole. We're a protected species.

>>9823178
I don't think you understand humour or mockery, do you?

>>9822690
not him, but take a chill pill my 18-24 year old white male trump supporter friend. most oppressed minority in history amirite.

>>9823273
The problem is that americans are so fucking beta, and so afraid of not being tipped that they daren't stand up to customers.

>>9823273
If you projected any harder I might be worried for you.

>>9823296
maybe normies or sheeple, one of the same.

>>9821735
Is not possible if it just says "plum tomato" on the sign and there are three different kinds of plum tomatoes. You think it's the type right behind the sign, but then it's the one one and a half meters away. Then there's kilogram prices, 100 grams prices, prices per package of 600 grams and more. You might think you get used to it the second time around, but they change it around as often as possible. The cheap tomatoes are in a different place with a different look and a different wrong price sign every time you go to the store. They bring in novelty breeds in every other month and then everything is fucked over sideways.

>>9822617
>on the shelf's
The shelf's what?

>>9822742
Fuck you bastard, you're the one putting your shit ontop of bread. I know not to put fragile stuff with hard stuff. My manager doesn't give a shit about bags because he only pays for the thinnest cheapest shit that'll split open and tear just from being opened so I have to double bag EVERYTHING.

>>9822690
>complains about pajeets aka Indians
>"OTHER yuropoors"

You can not be this retarded.

>>9814169
>society has to accommodate for my inferior genes

>>9823433
Civilized countries don't allow pets into stores, just so you know. Tie it up outside or leave it at home, if it's so badly raised you can't leave it alone for an hour you don't deserve food.

>hagglers and discount seekers
If it's 1 item and the person is nice I'll price correct it.
More than 1 item, showing me pictures of item on shelf, phone talkers, more than 10% or so and I'm calling for a price check.
My csm will 90% of the time say no and I love how upset this makes people.

>>9822742
>I brought my own bags
Fuck you. I hope you at least use bags with some form of support.

Large majority of bad bagging is caused by customers. Items are bagged as they are scanned, for the most part. Don't expect all of your raw meat in 1 bag when you had shit laid out on both ends of a $300 order.

>Is it free today?
>you made me pay 30cents too much for this product! (one week ago)
>Hello, don't run away!(while not having any of their shit on yet and I am just checking on the apples for a sec.
customers are the fucking worst. there are retarded managers, yes. but all my coworkers are great, I get my job done easilly.but customers...
also
>young female boss that's kinda annoying.
>retarded female coworker that's going to get a job despite beeing slow as hell and litterally retarded, because her life is so bad ;_;

>>9823336
I type like a retard when I'm on my phone, lol. I was waiting for some one to point that out after I proof read it.

>>9813228
Get the fuck out of the way you shit. I just want to grab my stuff and go home.

>customers whispering instead of speaking
By now I just scream "WHAT?!" at them an tillt my ear towards them.
>customers beeing unable to speak up or pay attention thus fucking everything up.
>today: had alot of customers so the packing area was full, do a niggers shit(3items) he pays everything fine. try to make sure his items don't hit the scanner again(just pick it up)...nigger drags his shit over the scanner niggerdly.
>which register is open? asking infront of one of the two registers which is physicaly closed...
>slow as fuck movements at EVERYTHING, 90% of my customers would be complete unable to do my part time job...
fucking retards.
>coworker not ordering the right way, leaving half the shit emply whilst other stuff is over full

>>9823584
>customers being unable to speak up or pay attention

I work self checkout and I hate this shit. I have to direct a good half of my customers to open registers because if I don't scream it in their face they'll stand in line till the fucking end times.

>>9823273
I'm not even white. Can't stand these shitstains.

>>9812407
aisle blockers. Move the fuck out of my way fuckers

>>9817037
Do you have nothing better to do with your life

>>9812407
>work in bakery

"this bread seems hard, can you mark it down"

Meanwhile the fucking bread is 30 minutes old

>>9823387
Most poopstreeters look just like islamic refugees to be fair

Fucking chinks, they have no spacial awareness and take up entire aisles speaking their shitty CHING CHONG NIP NONG shit in front of everyone and treat life in the west like it's a fucking episode of friends.

This infestation has to fucking go right NOW! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9823620
simmer down there chief, they're in the self checkout because they're awkward, your yelling at them isn't helping anything

>>9819632

>LOBSTAH

>>9812442
Might as well contribute, happened a few days ago

>Looking for flour (for sugar cookies)
>DING DONG DING DONG
>Bells are ringing
>It better not be a fucking jester
>Hear them come through sports aisle
>Hear laughing all the way
>Oh shit
>Grab my shit and run out
>Too late
>Wake up the the bathroom with a bloody ass and my penis gone
>Everyone is laughing

fucking jesters

>>9823266
I didn't like the punchline and then autisticly edited the whole thing.

>>9823549
That spulds exactly likenmynold gas station job

>>9812420
I got through a phase where I couldn't stop eating garlic like I would eat an entire garlic head a day and by the third day my sweat was foul, the stench was so bad it didn't wash off my clothes and nobody could stand being around me

>>9813187
>Group of young wives shopping with their husbands
>They separate into the women and the men each clogging a different aisle and the time
>They bring all their groceries together expect for a couple things they are paying for appart
>Take like 45 minutes to scan and pay for everything
>Still not letting me get to the cashieer Because they are checking if they charged them right
>They pay, load the groceries into two cars and drive away

>work in night stock
>one guy is super slow at his job because union gig and cant get fired
>other two guys super fast and do it perfectly
>two guys hate the one guy
>the two guys proceed to make the other guys life harder
>then they start complaining about hes gotten slower
>four months go by
>singled out guy breaks his hand in anger against a wall because he didnt want to go to jail for assault
>the two guys keep shit talking about him

I'd love to interject, but one of the two guys is a coward that just goes with the flow, and the second of the two guys is one of those drug addicts that thinks they have all the answers and makes LITERALLY everything about himself or LSD. You cant have a single conversation with the guy without him bringing up drug abuse or how "great" he is at everything.

You know the type, thinks drugs are the answer to everything, know-it-all, hyper-inflated ego, disgusting amounts of self obsession.

>>9824138
>You know the type, thinks drugs are the answer to everything, know-it-all, hyper-inflated ego, disgusting amounts of self obsession.

Dude, you spent a paragraph before that quote talking about him. Don't you think you ought to man up and ask him out?

>>9821313
Usually starch is an ingredient of preshredded cheese as it's used to keep the cheese from sticking together and becoming an amorphous blob of cheese.

>>9824138
So why doesnt the asshole start working harder? cant his union bail him out of jail like they've done for him at work?

>>9821569
>wife teaches English
faggot, it's not as if the same students can even spell or write a complete sentence.

>>9824138
LSD can inflate your ego semi permanently. If you're depressed it can make you not so depressed, if you're normal it can make you a cunt.

>Deli Counter Clerk
>Have people who will come up and """""sample""""" fucking EVERYTHING
>Once had an entire family of 5 sitting around the counter for an hour and a half doing this shit
>Can't even tell them to fuck off

>Working at the rotisserie chicken counter
>Someone grabs a fresh off the spit bird and asks me to cut it up
>Tell them we don't do that here because A) I don't have a proper knife (we only have bread knives) B) The chicken is blazing hot so I'm not sure how they expected me to hold it still while cutting C) We literally don't do it because some dumbass would probably cut there hand off doing it and try to sue or some shit
>This lady sits there bitching at me and calling me a liar who was "too lazy to do it" for about 10 minutes
>Drew a crowd
>Literally told her to fuck off and go shop somewhere else
>Somehow didn't get fired

>>9812442
>jester rips my pants off and spanks my ass red
I'm fucking dead.

>>9812566
Literally what did xhe mean by this?

>>9813488

>>9823141
If you see this man, beat the shit out of him.

>>9822742
>I brought my own bags.
Fuck you. I bet you also make your own clothes and go to Starbucks multiple times a week. Christ, generation z is truly insufferable.

>>9825107
Triggered much? They're just bags bruh.

>>9815660
>okay maybe a little bit
I laughed winrar.

>tfw my department always looks nice
>tfw my teammates keep the walk in fridge organized
>tfw my manager is flexible and honest
I just wish I wasn't making minimum wage

>>9816155
>Mainly when I'll page a department and they won't answer the fucking phone.
Sorry man, I've fucked up the phone so many times. These days when I'm paged I just go to the front desk and take the call too because I'm too brainlet to figure that shit out.

When they don't put something as reduced price even though it's the day of the expiry date

>>9821504
That sounds nothing like British English and common core is an american thing, you double mong

>>9821228
No timelock on windex or bleach.

>>9824650
Deli Clerk is easily the worst job at any grocery store. The amount of work you do for the pay is outrageous.

>Literal Retards
Waddling around with their walkers for hours with an unceasing steam of words, sometimes directed at people, mercifully it helps employees avoid them.

>Teenage Employees
Lazy dumb fuck with no idea how to do anything properly.
Every fucking monday i spend 4-5 hours stacking pallets, emptying garbage bins, changing the can compressor tub, picing up carboard because they've not even learned how to tie a know on the carboard bales.
Having to re-shelves 1/3 of the wine to separate the Merlot, Shiraz, Rosës and Chardonnays from the shitheaps they've been piled into

>Pyramid pickers
No you dumb fuck you do NOT need the jar at the bottom, there an identical on at the top
Yes it IS your fault it collapsed
Do get the the fuck out of the way when I'm trying to clean up your mess.

I miss my old job at the warehouse, might've been hard work but the hiring requirements filtered out the dumb and lazy and we only dealt with contractors, no "civvies".

WHO KEEPS PUTTING BOXES OF BAGS BEHIND THE TRASH CANS. STOP IT.

>>9823557
Yer welcome

>>9818599
I'm fairly certain old people act like shit because they know they can get away with it. Honestly I can't even blame them, at the point I am in life I look forward to being old so I can be a crotchety old fuck too.

>>9813436
I fucking love double slow walkers they make me feel like an autistic parkourist when I cut through like a speed demon

>shithead mexican gargoyle with her 5 hellspawns running down the aisle while she stands there staring like a deer in headlights while also being in the fucking way

>>9819781
>some bitch waltzes right in front of me and starts asking for something
>ask her if she's got a ticket
>she says no and continues
>ignore her and call out the number, some guy says he's got the number and look back at her and tell her people with tickets have priority
>she has this most offended and hurt look on her face
>guy says she can go first
>she doesn't even take it and just huffs off

lol

People who want stuff sliced thin is fine too, just means I get to take a break in the back slicing.

>>9814226
I hate this shit, cause I buy in multiples for the whole family and now it looks like it's all for me.

>>9812442
similar thing happened about a year ago to my pregnant wife

>she's running errands for her upcoming baby party
>has lots of glitter and other arts and crafts items
>suddenly hears BOING BOING and a loud mooing sound
>large group of store jesters have gathered around her
>she makes a bee line to the exit
>is snared by one of the jesters leaf traps
>wakes up on the roof with no feet and a cut out fetus
>security gives her a fine for attempting to exit the store without paying for her items

this isn't fair

>>9824650
>Can't even tell them to fuck off

This is when you close down and go to the bathroom dude.

>>9819735
>masturbate
>dont wash my banda
>go grocery shopping
>hand the pretty lady muy cummie money
>she has no choice but to touch it

>>9814469
The PLU ought to be on the sign. Match the PLU with the stickers on the tomatoes.

People are fucking shocked to be getting a total. Guy comes up, cashier tells him it'll be $33.54, guy acts surprised and takes a half minute to get his wallet out. I don't understand when this happens. When was it ever free? As soon as you finish putting your groceries on the conveyer your next step should be having your card out for the cashier. Ever heard of KEEPING IT MOVING?

>>9823789
Do you have nothing better to do with your life?

>>9812407
The
Fucking
Xmas
Music.
No more. Please, for the love of fuck, no more.

>>9826317
Buy better shit then

>Behind people who are walking incredibly slowly when you know what you need to get

>>9825107
What the fuck advanced PTSD possesses you.

>>9816496
Live Lonelier

>>9812407
I have social anxiety so I hate it when someone even comes and stands next to me while I'm browsing. It means I have to go walk around the store and come back once they've chosen and left.

>>9817037
>world does not have to accommodate you
>but does my dog
an hero friend

>>9813187
I usually shove my way by without saying anything. It's worked so far